Simon Cowell Most Savage Moments - Insults Edition

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[@TheBestDankMemes]

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[@ThisUsernameSystemF-ckingSucks]

cringe. I hope you made enough money for that garbage

[@luzluna8358]

"You are everything we are not looking for" Savage 😂

[@justblessed9358]

😂😂😂😂

[@kellarenna]

That made me laugh out loud

[@Erik_kershner]

That’s y he’s a fucking prick and that’s y music is dead so yea….. fuck simon for putting that guy and fuck you for laughing cuz ur just as bad if not worse and this is coming from an artist

[@pizzacat1923]

"Do you think i can improve or anything?" *"Oh, yes. Don't sing again."*

[@sillylilguy3]

Timestamp?

[@St5phan]

17:52

[@sillylilguy3]

Stephan thanks

[@TheMarionick]

Bucket list: - Travel around the world - Have a happy family - Get insulted by Simon Cowell

[@srkian1990]

@Jeremiah Carlos I want a show of Gordon and Simon roasting people

[@AnitaMoyles]

I love to be simoncowellised 😂😂😘

[@mimibirdseed_fungus]

@@AnitaMoyleswhy tf did u put the kissing emoji wtf

[@TheElino]

Even better: Get praised by Simon Cowell Now THAT'S something to strive for

[@hihi-qo9gc]

I can just imagine Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay sitting next to each other while roasting and insulting people while clinking their champagne glasses against each other

[@jamiebavilla1827]

Samerella Best comment yet!!!

[@michaelafleming5084]

Samerella The champagne is bland!!! Fuck me!!

[@NicandBud]

Samerella same

[@camoprincess727]

Samerella that would be hilarious

[@angerycat5643]

no, put simon and gordan in a wwe match.

[@ryano709]

believe it or not, Simon is doing these people a favor

[@smolshay]

ryan owesney There's a guy at my school who has a channel on KZbin and he honestly thinks he can sing and its terrible and i hope he tries doing this so that Simon can take him down a notch.

[@justsomeguywhodoeswhathewa4591]

I belive you.

[@kenobrien6474]

Cheyenne Watson what's the channel pls

[@emma62346]

ryan owesney true

[@TheMruczyslawa]

ryan owesney sure they do. i wóuld hand my head downn

[@kimessex4011]

All of the judges are great but Simon is the best judge of all he can tell in seconds if a person can sing or not

[@tomdonaldson6948]

Kim Essex I mean it’s not that hard

[@no7581]

susan boyle 😂

[@RedHeadedStepchild_77]

The judges are talentless socialites... Simon Cowell carried the show and was the only reason to watch these heinous programs.

[@vllavish]

"I'm a gospel choir" "Did you eat them?" I can't deal with such a level of savagery..

[@javinfehr5590]

Some ramsay level shit right there

[@ceeleegee825]

Funnily enough, a gospel choir did come out and they rocked!!! If you can find the clip, it's worth watching

[@ceeleegee825]

mhm izme Yes there have been plenty of them. They're all pretty good!!

[@xPippoxD]

I loved that the guy who was singing even went along with the joke :P

[@azadev]

666 like you have.....EVIL

[@mychemicaljulia]

simon cowell and gordon ramsay should have a show together

[@smileyguyfilms7874]

I must have that!

[@kitaninaweston7067]

mychemicaljulia yessssssssss

[@elinfelicia382]

mychemicaljulia I'd imagine they'll be the best of friends.

[@summersys]

mychemicaljulia a singing and cooking show

[@session1422]

mychemicaljulia and jeremy clarkson

[@elyssiawhelan2033]

"Hey gimme me a chance everyone gave you a chance" "Yeah....but I was good at my job..?" LMAO

A person ABSOLUTE MADLAD

[@grahamblack1961]

What Simon says to them is nothing compared to the abuse they have to endure if they became famous in the music industry. If they can't take Simon, they wouldn't survive in that world.

[@bobthebear1246]

Except that they wouldn't be famous in the music industry, 'cause they suck ass. And not the good kind.

[@AlexanderNovak0]

oh please you speak if you want to survive you need to be cruel...grow up ... i tever took cruelty i rather kick your ass and im doing real fine

[@nectarichard6775]

You just opened my eyes!

[@lmaololz6853]

Except for the fact that they can’t get through with taking shit from Simon or without. Because they killed all the cats in Denver :)

[@starry-blossom2306]

If you can't get through Simon you'll never make it to the world.

[@brandonmut2432]

I think the only reason he's so harsh and brutal to these people is so that it is really clear to them that they're wasting their time pursuing music. It's best to not build up their hopes and have them leave thinking they can still do it. They should pursue something they're better at.

[@ximenacerezo1590]

Brandon MUT you get it! Thank god!!!

[@DaveMorgan]

Brandon MUT yep and there's no law against being an asshole. People live in this fantasy world of what should be. Simon gives a dose of what is.

[@ZVizoNaleo]

yes ,true that

[@x50music]

Trúe, a lot of these people have potential I think, The attitude and rude behavior of some of them just make them look bad.. Also, I'm trying to grow my music channel, I make edm/pop music, can you please help me reach 50 subs, I'm so close! :)

[@iwannabeanarwhal]

Brandon MUT Dude, his job is to tell people they suck in the most savage way possible, I think he just enjoys it.

[@mzumno]

Girl:"oh cmon you've gotta give me a chance, someone gave you a chance once" Simon:"Well I was good at what I did" Fcking love this man xDDD

[@fvtii284]

b a m b u s me too, but am I the only one who actually finds him attractive 😂😻

[@Noah-xd5fh]

girl: "your very handsome" Simon: "tell me something I don't know"

[@mhm77887]

Noah Potter lol 😂😂😂

[@lorenzodelrosario2958]

*You're

[@lorenzodelrosario2958]

mhm izme okay

[@deliciousdelightsbydenise4672]

mhm izme *KZbin

[@rudysquires86]

Noah Potter mudblood XD JK JK

[@TheFaarf]

"I can sing.." "Just not in tune" Perfect

[@jdwhea]

Just not in tune maannn

[@hellogoditsmesatan7169]

I swear Simon Cowell just looks up insults in his free time.

[@CertifiedToSimp]

😂😂😂

[@NatalyaVDBrock]

Or he's just incredibly creative lol

[@cindervee478]

@@NatalyaVDBrock or both

[@JoeSmith-zm9ur]

Oh shoot, Satan's in the comment section!

[@claireetally]

He's just naturally gifted with insults

[@ignacioberango]

-"You are very handsome" -"Tell me something I don't know" LMAO xD

[@DarkLucan92]

It's insane that there are people who sing horribly and somehow believe they sound good.

[@isabelmorinigo5795]

And the ones that can sing dont think they can.

[@mysteriousgirl6946]

shows like the X factor hire actors to make the show more interesting

[@justalittle_out_there539]

I believe my voice is absolutely disgusting, but all my friends say I sing beautifully, and I don’t know what to think. 😂😂

[@solarsystemresident]

@@mysteriousgirl6946 I actually won't be surprised if that was the case but... are you serious?

[@jesussequea1562]

There are, indeed there are.

[@homersimpson8824]

"You are everything we are not looking for." lmao

[@briannahaydu3814]

he may be mean but he has an exquisite vocabulary 😂

[@mackhomie6]

That_ PugLife he called one of the groups 'disillusioned', I don't think that's even the correct usage of the word

[@briannahaydu3814]

mackhomie6 what's your point

[@mackhomie6]

That_ PugLife my comment was the only response to yours, so take a wild guess

[@briannahaydu3814]

mackhomie6 I was just saying that he has a good education that doesn't mean that he's a walking dictionary

[@mackhomie6]

That_ PugLife well I don't know anything about his education so I'll take your word for it, even if the video seems to contradict you somewhat

[@nightstar2400]

I love how he told her she had a bad attitude but still called her sweetheart. That British charm.

[@iswearimnotafurryanna2729]

Abby Mattingly Omg I love your profile pic

[@96_stars22]

That's cowell for you

[@knxcholx]

I think that woman was strung out on something. Drunk maybe. I don't know. But, she was a nutcase. Also, I don't think she had washed her hair for weeks before that 💀

[@sarahlouise9433]

“You just killed every cat in Denver” IM DECEASED

[@blisssound5136]

Simon: That's a weird place to stop Her: Oh ok- Simon: No no I'm glad you did... Her: * heart break *

[@Crazykirby6131]

Never thought about how hard their job really is listening to that for hours...

[@BennyR92]

getting paid a lot of money to say to other people that their singing is rubbish sounds like a funny job :D I mean they have to do this for a couple of days every year until only good singers are left, so it's not that hard.

[@Crazykirby6131]

Its a dream job and that is the only hard part about that :D

[@torisession2535]

Crazykirby6131 I couldn't do it I would be laughing at some of them I couldn't do it lol

[@Lucario9d]

Crazykirby6131 yet there's no work involved

[@tied2dye1]

Yea it's so hard being an ASSHOLE Yea I know

[@sadianaseer4930]

“It is not good enough” “Then what is” “You leaving”

[@valenciavazquez8515]

I died when Simon said "Did you eat them?"

[@hoarishgoat5467]

Valencia Vazquez kinda child like. better lines have been said in my opinion.

[@breaks444]

moardelaybro p

[@notafilms1309]

Valencia Vazquez and then he licked his fingers LMFAO

[@hollyandjade2311]

I died

[@ericsolis1626]

GOT EM

[@alixmcrae9848]

Simon Cowell is the like the only reason I watch these kind of things!

[@alixmcrae9848]

My fav one is when he said get out I'm going to lunch and as he said it he was already half way out the door!! 😂

[@astridsprincessleah9953]

Pizza Lover Lol he is the God of Savage people and the King of Roasting

[@CloroxBleach-ud2ou]

Aliyah Hubbard what about Gordon Ramsay

[@muun279]

Pizza Lover same. he's my favorite. he doesn't sugar coat.

[@Mj-1999-w2o]

Pizza Lover i know right😃😄

[@coocaak]

" I can sing. " " Yes, not in tune. " OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@ccs898]

Do an insults challenge between Gordon Ramsey and Simon Cowell

[@ccs898]

*Ramsay

[@StruckByEvil]

Cally Cheng Ramsey would slay Simon

[@Kennychan770]

Will i think ramsay does insult a lot than simon

[@sahirsood]

Cally Cheng j

[@kittykat4956]

Simon is an insult machine and supper rude to all the people! like if you agree!

[@MRLINTN]

"Congratulations you just killed every cat in Denver" "We just put through a giraffe" I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MRLINTN]

Braaaaaaaaaaaaah , "She has a penis" nooooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 "it's bigger than mine" for fucks sakes hahahahahahahahahhaha

[@tedkakarounas]

"You got the personality of 3 pencils when you sing" Golden.

[@marilyngore1227]

7:07 Simon: what do you think i'm going to say to you? Andrew: No? Simon: Correct! Goodbye i'm going to lunch..... I fell off my bed XD

[@mariel9002]

1 of my fav 😂

[@thejellybeanpotato5627]

I love how Simon treats every one the same like actual human beings he oesnt care wetter they are different he will just be honest it's awesome

[@nicoler.wunderink_2874]

The Jelly Bean Potato well your2 right, he doesn't discriminate

[@justinschreiber813]

KissFromNicole _ your he discriminates against the good and bad

[@fatihatribak7398]

The Jelly Bean Potato well ifu like bullies. Here your match!

[@shamusmurphy1031]

No it’s not I would beat the shit outta him

[@lizmcall9278]

The Jelly Bean Potato x

[@Bean-mr8sf]

*"You're mean"* Top 10 most savage comebacks to savage insults

[@StruckByEvil]

Before, during, and after weight watchers.. LOL Simons a savage. Good shit.

[@meghanan5360]

I don't know why but I love Simon. he does that for their own good because he wants them to try other things than singing.

[@BanditLeader]

Or the person has potential of being a singer, but they need to practice, which is what he tells them

[@danvitty5442]

Or wants his show to get better rating because that's his character

[@MsSaxoBeat257]

"He does that for their own good" lol He probably couldn't give two shits about these people. It is one thing to criticise the singing but it's another when you are rude and insulting their appearance. As someone mentioned it's just for ratings and mantainning a persona.

[@mhm77887]

tomoe Jasmine true

[@theberserkerarmor6511]

tomoe Jasmine You could’ve at least capitalize “he”.

[@rockstaraccount5461]

9:18 Contestant: "Im fun, excited and different" Simon: "Well I agree with the third one" omgg im deadddd lol

[@mangetsuderdeutschgamer6580]

I lost it when Simon said, "You just killed every cat in Denver." Also, the last guy is my spirit animal.

[@PurplePinkRed]

Mangetsu / Der Deutsch Gamer Yessss! I lose it when he says: "Yes, you have personality, but dogs have personality!" The way he says it with the pauses in between... So funny!

[@iswearimnotafurryanna2729]

Mangetsu / Der Deutsch Gamer xD

[@Jorythebest98]

Simon is like that friend that tells you you have food stuck in your teeth before you go out into the world and embarrass yourself 👏🏻

[@rudinapllana9425]

Girl: *sings* Simon: *you just killed every cat in Denver* 6:56

[@warart9624]

Hey there....I'm Deaf now

[@fvtii284]

Dayummm, Love him so much 😂💯😻

[@Cxcxzxc]

"You look like a pen salesman" 😭😭😪😂😂 Simon kills me

[@kimtov3734]

Simon Cowell + Gordon Ramsay = 🎤 The best show

[@noeldahl6867]

Kim Tov no Simon Cowell VS Gordon Ramsey

[@olliedobney9450]

Kim Tov Jeremy Clarkson would make it better

[@KrumpOcake]

*at 69 likes* Lets change that...

[@enamay9195]

Agreed

[@leahcunniffe8822]

they would get on sooooooooo well

[@herlucifer7680]

*“you just killed every cat in Denver”* IM DYING 😂😂💀

[@czarnestopy4243]

And that's why Simon's my favourite judge 😂😂😂😂😂

[@scrollingdownonlytofindcom2663]

Same!

[@אביאזולאי-ס2נ]

"Andrew what do u think I'm gonna say to u?" "No" "that's right. goodbye."

[@chanelhodge6911]

אבי אזולאי lmfaooooooo

[@jaketaylor12yearsago.44]

Actually he says “correct. Goodbye”

[@didivine5137]

אבי אזולאי im crying

[@Bearneccessities]

אבי אזולאי damn

[@gotomymostpopularvideo3235]

אבי אזולאי שלום

[@finalfroggitapproaches6418]

Simon’s subtle obsession with pens is my new favorite thing. “My pen has more charisma than you.” “You look like a pen salesman.” * bites pen * * points with pen * *PEN*

[@bobdickens3674]

Anyone realize that british celebrities like ramsay and cowell are the most critical judges?

[@cocob0l0]

R R Damn straight. Btw I love your profile picture

[@larryisreal2854]

Bob Dickens im german and we have a german simon cowell his name is dieter bohlen and he is just like him but not so serious he makes fun off them mire

[@L14M]

because we don't fuck about

[@aishariaz4707]

It's a difficult job..Simon is a genius... i really like him.

[@mhm77887]

Aisha Riaz me too

[@sweetsweet81]

I do too

[@buddhimazoysa2255]

I disagree. Simon is great. He has given life changing oppertunaties to so many people who deserve them. But, he is not a genius. Most of these performers come with a hope in their hearts. Simon just tares them apart. There are so many nicer ways to say no.

[@KaNe1493]

"Nothing like a good spanky" "Horrendous" Omg that part got me

[@j.m.b8661]

I like how Simon is straight up honest and all the other judges try and sugar coat it

[@armyxxblink1554]

Simon: last year I said someone is the worst singer in America, but I think you're the worst singer in the world. Me: wait until you hear me sing

[@armyxxblink1554]

Ice yep

[@thegreatfil84]

ArmyxxBlink u like to find all the vids with this particular clip huh? your comment is annoying.

[@rudinoromolor5597]

Worst in the universe...lol

[@trigerred_tae9922]

ArmyxxBlink - hELLO FELLOW ARMY

[@TaeHyung-jj4lj]

Love ur profile pic

[@mementoghosty]

*Good singers:* Omg I'm so terrible at this.!! *Bad singers:* I'm _obviously_ the best!

[@Justinbill8205]

😅

[@ollieuce1965]

Simon: "Just you?" Guy: "Yes I'm the choir." Simon: "...Did you eat them?" I died. 😂😂

[@petertalks301]

The “yeah but I was good at what I did” KILLED ME”

[@ahrrydepp493]

3:12 the blonde guy was good but that wierdo ruined it

[@krumplekookie9181]

Ahrry depp I think it made it better

[@rudysquires86]

Ahrry depp I am not totally sure but I think they were ant and Dec pranking the judges

[@jackgg818]

Ahrry depp b

[@raulraj9207]

Agreed

[@83Anti]

mom-“yes you have to bring your brother”

[@TheLolmylove]

I've no shame to say that Simon is my spiritanimal

[@narutomen10]

Tilde L That was absolutely horendous... Leave - Simon Cowell 2005

[@odinstruck2774]

narutomen10 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016 And soon 2017

[@legendreviews4202]

Odin Struck now is

[@christinabeckwood3817]

Tilde L I can relate to that lol

[@Nimbithefallen5326]

Tilde L Same!!!

[@aprilbenosa6743]

"Can I do something else?" "Leave." savage af damn

[@chazzerine7650]

What's great about Simon is that he is actually helping these singers, and the music industry as a whole. The sooner they realise they have no musical talent, the sooner they can get another well-paying job that they actually have a chance in.

[@jack456000]

"You just killed every cat in Denver" LOL

[@coaster1070]

Unfortunately its true

[@sweetsweet81]

That was so funny....and true.

[@desireedriver6390]

Girl *sings* Simon- u just killed every cat in Denver

[@crypticcryptid4702]

Desireé Driver My cat was with me and he just jumped and ran away when that came up.

[@Haxprocess]

Desireé Driver sings?

[@giselevanhounten8366]

Girl *whistles

[@gensink3575]

Desireé Driver “sings”

[@killuazoldyck_]

atleast now we have a way to reduce cats population 😂

[@joshmansfield6101]

"I had a really dry throat and I was really nervous" "Amy Amy you could lay in a bath with your mouth open and you still couldn't sing"😂😂😂

[@stephaniebart6321]

that killed me

[@LondonCelt]

“You could lie in a bath with your mouth open!” Brilliant lol!

[@shanes.1724]

Lol

[@afineproduction3745]

His best one

[@vipershock2569]

He's not rude he's... RUDELY HONEST

[@britneygervais1192]

Brutally honest

[@hayleywellington2808]

Girl: “Squeals” Simon: “you just killed every cat in Denver” oh my god I’m crying lmfao

[@Onlyicedmilk]

"this is not good enough" Well what is? "you leaving"

[@camillaellinghaus819]

Why is everyone calling him rude? He's not being rude, he's being as honest as you can possible be

[@aow3834]

Camilla Ellinghaus yes but also has many unnecessary comments like for that black guy

[@angel455dix]

Silent Wind I feel like at that point he spoke first before thinking sadly

[@sabrinacarpenter2699]

Luthfil Lutz thighbone

[@idoneakw9996]

Camilla Ellinghaus I think he is rude and as honest as you can possibly be, the two seem to be mutually inclusive with Simon...

[@thejellybeanpotato5627]

Hell ya he doesn't care if they are different he is just honest and treats all of them the same

[@jakefunaki5635]

Love him or hate him he’s spitting straight facts

[@sano6608]

"Can I do something else" "Leave."

[@lksvlk7447]

Simon said: You just killed every cat in denver My cat is sitting right next to me and seriously jumped up... and i'm from germany

[@cleobinx]

lksvlk my dog started barking and ran away lol

[@crypticcryptid4702]

Same, I'm from England

[@lepiaf6452]

My stinky cat started to poop her butt out.

[@gensink3575]

Le Piaf LMAO

[@thecraftycyborg9024]

I was looking for someone to have made that same comment. I’ve been in love with the crazy audition videos for a solid year now and watched hundreds of the things. My cats have grown used to the caterwauling (they still glare at me over it, though, have no fear!). But every once in awhile, one will come on that will send my cats through the ceiling, and that video was one of them. It actually woke them from a sound sleep!

[@garrellagacha2023]

"you've got the personality of three pencils when you sing" why'd that have me ded 😂😂

[@johnmurf4613]

"You just killed every cat in Denver" *DEAD*

[@NAcHO-wx5vg]

John Murf are you one of the cats in denver?

[@trista-lynngreen5519]

They look like before during and after weight watchers oml I love you Simon😂😂😂😂

[@JammiH]

Simon Cowell's commentary is a stand-up comedy by itself.

[@aaronj.6364]

You never know what Simon is going too say until he finishes it

[@nancylopez7360]

TheAngryEnderman ! He's grave probably says how everybody's grave isn't buried perfect roasting the dead sad

[@kuroshoujo6289]

Simon's favorite words are terrible and no😂😂

[@NonnyDaGoat]

don't forget dreadful 😂😂

[@willroden3326]

And "leave"

[@Kira-de3dl]

"absolutely dreadful"

[@instridewith_life]

And also "what the bloody hell was that"

[@Tacobus1]

Kuro Shoujo horrendous

[@bsgang2.0]

I bet he rehearses his insults before each n every show😂😂😂

[@sjsjdjfjf5116]

Simon cowell is the nicer version of Gordon Ramsey

[@emlin2005]

Cmarshmello he's the Gordon Ramsay of the music industry

[@serena6739]

+Emma Lin theres no gordon ramsay of the music industry. they are both themselves in either chef or music industry so....

[@tommiboi6911]

SHUT UP U IDIOT SANDWICH!!!

[@adriafg3578]

Cmarshmello I think they would make an awesomely savage team.

[@massivesket5500]

Simon's roast are better, Gordon Ramsay is just screaming and swearing all the time (don't get me wrong i fucking love Gordon Ramsay)

[@weeaboo_weirdo]

"Someone gave you a chance once!" "Yeah but I was good at what I did"

[@itsmariaxx3167]

Her:So I look like a man Simon:No no, you look like a man dressed as a woman. Me: *dead*

[@zaccahill6366]

It seems like Simon Cowell feeds on people's tears and sadness.

[@iamkmarie7811]

DigZilla NEXUS he does, he's evil lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

[@iswearimnotafurryanna2729]

DigZilla NEXUS ikr

[@angusheays2412]

DigZilla NEXUS hes a dementor! !!

[@justsomeguywhodoeswhathewa4591]

it makes him more powerfull.

[@pernilleandersen7780]

DigZilla NEXUS He's a destroyer lmao

[@느그원우]

me: that was pretty good simon: that was absolutely horrible me: i agree to that

[@ramentaco9179]

ŁØVÉ LOVE Lol ikr

[@knxcholx]

🤣

[@jamessmithe5490]

On the other hand when Simon sees real talent he supports the hell out of them. e.g. Grace Vanderwaal, Darci Lynn

[@olbcansat9726]

James Smithe Susan boyle

[@boston_8213]

He knows what will make it and what wont within seconds of the audition. Probably has a pretty good idea based off of intuition right when they walk in.

[@florencedomingo7096]

How about Marcelito Pomoy

[@Clementine3107]

Calum sccot

[@Fawxo]

"you're very handsome" tell me something i dont know. SAVAGE

[@shotgunblast28]

Icefox Designz lol

[@sethcranford3358]

8:35 did you eat them. 😂😂😂 I’m dead

[@legitassassin8988]

dat one got me lol i was gonna comment it

[@letmediealready-m1q]

That was kind of cruel of him ....

[@marsha1315]

Guy Starts Singing Simon: Get out.. just leave 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wassup3941]

I hate it so much when they have a huge entry and plans for the future.. And they're awful 😂

[@stephencurrygoat7532]

RandomFromShou right and when they're all nice and good backstory and then are bad

[@markus-4383]

you hate that? thats what makes this show funny

[@ejscorp]

That's the best part. They give some sob story and then they get crushed.

[@user-kn1zm9vh2y]

Drinking game: take a shot every time Simon bites his pen

[@taylorg8678]

Russian spy i am in hospital with alcohol poisoning 😂😂

[@bradsimpers7708]

I'm beond hammered

[@allofthiswasanexperimentlo9641]

polish shot or amerycan shot tho? :P

[@cheryltunmore8901]

"well this is my first audition so...." " well I'm not surprised and it should be your last" 😂 😂 😂

[@Candried]

Simon Cowell: ITS FUCKING HORRIBLE Gordan Ramsey: ITS FUCKING RAW

[@JeanClaudeMarseille00057]

I feel like all those people are plotting something to make Simon suffer one day😭😂😂😂

[@jeannetpierre1]

I like that "Penis" song at the end!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tmphelps1980]

Wait, WHAT????????????????????????????????

[@sweetsweet81]

That was so funny!!!

[@dtramirez0611]

That was real funny, unfortunately Ray Jessel passed the next year in 2015, i wish we could of heard more! RIP Ray Side note: Ray had a very successful career in his line of work, look him up!

[@NatalyaVDBrock]

Lol me too 😂😂 so unexpected

[@shanayeanderson984]

Simon is just a straight up savage 24/7 and only has time for lunch 😂

[@chey6921]

Simon: Did you eat them? Me: Ahahahahhahahahahaha Also Me: Oh that’s so mean!!!

[@xalexis.editsx]

Cheyanne Is Boring No, he wasn't being mean. He wasn't calling him fat. People seem to think that but he wasn't.

[@xalexis.editsx]

He was asking if he ate them because there was nobody there, there just wasn't any context so people got confused and triggered.

[@salmaumar5750]

@@xalexis.editsx But the man was a big man and people will think its about his weight. If he was not fat it would have been different. It's all a matter of perception and the context of course

[@xalexis.editsx]

Salma Umar And I understand that. I was just explaining what he meant.

[@themightyeagle21]

He did lick his fingers tho

[@CorekBleedingHollow]

"I'm a gospel choir" "Did you eat them?" LOL He set Simon up for that one.

[@sonnshinebread8894]

Girl: "Come on, someone gave you a chance once.' Simon: "Yeah but I was good at what I did." - Man: "Yes I am a choir. Simon: "Did you eat them?" - Girl: "You're very handsome." Simon: "Tell me something I don't know." These three are in his top 10 best comebacks..

[@factsabouturmum9250]

Not gonna lie, I'd buy that last guy's album.

[@tommythehospitalfish5572]

He is great

[@38fw]

same

[@ethansharp3888]

10/10 💯👍👌🔥

[@cristinaneff3654]

he was grate glad simin was not their to juge him

[@hunterc9168]

Cristina Neff great* Simon* there* judge*

[@SD-mp1ve]

"You just killed every cat in Denver." IM CRYING 😂😂😂😂

[@BennyR92]

2:15 seriously the left guy wasn't terrible but why the hell did the take his friend to this audition xD

[@iwokeuplikethis118]

BeFoRe #Bestie

[@isxxc3855]

To the audition

[@kweno1022]

BeFoRe the right guy was so bad

[@michaelhertzler6952]

It's possible that they only sent the left guy through. They've done stuff like that before.

[@aaron_4384]

BeFoRe come on move your body, come on move your body

[@NobleWish]

I think the Ushur in that "P-Diddy & Ushur" duo would have been better off alone

[@pudloaf1391]

100%

[@violetsbigballs]

I think it was lowkey a comedy act

[@leftoverbagel9014]

NobleWish That was beautiful.

[@schloob]

He didn't sound too bad on his own but the other dude doing "ya come one" ruined it

[@mae92302]

NobleWish yes that's exactly what I was thinking

[@Prince_XXL]

-"You are EVERYTHING, we not lookin for..." This is one of my favorites ☠☠☠