Simon Loves Halfling Feet - Tom and Ben the Greatest Gatekeepers

[@vegladex]

Three Gobbos in a trenchcoat rock up to the gate, "We's gobb- I mean we is leggy-mutt bidnispeeple, come 'ere for ta carry out a SKEEM!" * whispers inside the coat * "A BIDNISS skeem dat is!" Tom: "Seems legit, we love us a good skeem!"

[@Benu54321]

I imagine them as the guards at the wedding in The Holy Grail. Someone comes running through, stabs Tom, and Ben just responds with a 'Hey' that just trails off.

[@PasqualItizzz]

I don't wear a coat because of my leathery feet, it's more common that you'd think.

[@IvanKhryapov]

What did Simon say in the chat?

[@JackPorter]

probably something about keeping the little toes warm in his mouth