Kindly, dear companion, I beseech thee to divulge the secrets of thine esteemed controller settings, for surely they are the key to thine masterful prowess in the art of gaming. How doth thou arrange the delicate sensitivities, that thy movements may be swift as the coursing river and precise as the archer’s arrow? Which noble buttons hast thou reassigned, that each press might summon forth the desired action with but a breath of effort? Share, I pray thee, the wisdom that guides thy hands, so that I too may ascend to such heights of skill and renown upon the smooth grass of thy game which partakes in the name of Rocket League.