Sinder Learns about Cotton's "Lonely Machine"

They were decompressing alright!
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[@jmaishere]

"Sure blends up my insides" lmao

[@bluejays6223]

Cotton is a wild girl

[@MihaelGeng]

Nah, still normal level by vtubing standard 🤣

[@flemlius3507]

@@MihaelGeng Normal only if you compare to Melody lol (On second thought, I don't know enough about Bao and Numi to be sure they're not up there as well. The lube barrel has me question things.)

[@erastal]

@@MihaelGeng she has b/g video in her spicy links, what do you mean by normal vtubing standard

[@Knight-Bishop]

​@@flemlius3507 Bao at least, but legit would be to cope with her own admitted addiction more than monetizing it. Numi is too much of a disaster to think to do something like that. 😂

[@_gungrave_6802]

@@flemlius3507 Bao just has the wildest sense of humor among the bunch. I mean no other vtuber can top baoberry or the recent preggo shylily cosplay.

[@beave200]

I knew a girl that was also kinda lonely. She had moved back in with her parents after college and she decided to have some alone time in the shower with a LARGE TOY FRIEND, and when she was done, forgot to remove it from the wall of the shower. Fast forward a few hours and her father gets home and he has bjsiness friends over. He goes to use the bathroom and discovers a giant neon green flippity flop just dangling there and he freaks out. Dude worked with fortune 500 companies and was a millionair. And now he has to discretlg hide a 18 inch toy so he doesnt lose the contract. When i listened to his wife tell my mom the story i was dying lol

[@Muxeroth]

Only one way to hide it

[@61tmd]

This sounds like the plot of a sitcom episode

[@beave200]

@61tmd I wish I was joking lol

[@dream6562]

Poor father​@@beave200

[@RedElectrik]

Why does he need to hide it for the contract?

[@youtried3284]

at first i was like "why is she talking so weird" then i saw the gloved hand and the half eaten chicken and it clicked lol

[@aurinrakkun8589]

Yeah, poor Cotton was suffering.

[@JackDespero]

Thank you for pointing it out. I was like "This is either one of those electrical shock machines... or she is actually wearing one of her toys. I am not sure Twtich is going to be happy about it"

[@ZION73082]

​@@JackDesperowell KZbin was okay with guys dipping their balls in soy sauce. 😑🤷‍♂️

[@AwsOm3Fac3]

“You know when you host a party” No I do not. You lost me there.

[@shadowsa2b]

The fact that she left it out in the middle of the "sensory space" for people to "decompress" 😅

[@ZION73082]

Well it would definitely give you relief. 😉😏☠️🤣✊😉

[@BoneChillingPictures]

Thats Crazy😂 She got that DUNGEON

[@dranucuskhaor1980]

i dont think you can say you are just "a little lonely" when you got a whole ass machine "blending your insides" lmao

[@Blazagg]

Context: they were eating spicy sauces from Hot Ones

[@TheKeller101]

I was wondering why Cotton was getting so hot and bothered!

[@solec23]

Well more then usual 😂

[@potterinhe11]

That's quite the party trick.

[@Menuki]

The contrast between overtly lewd and effortlessly lewd

[@Niterayde]

Sinder just “screams” lewd without ever trying I swear XD

[@Lord_Neko_]

She can only handle 5?! Below average ppl: "Holy shit, there's hope!"

[@formerviking]

What she didn't mention is it's 5" girth wise.

[@fiyahquacker2835]

​@@formervikingso are we talking about a 500ml can of monster energy here?

[@noahmatt4476]

@@formerviking5” Girth is insane…. I don’t think “stirred up” would be an accurate representation of your insides at that point; I think it would be more like “Pulverized”

[@Knoxerboy101]

@@noahmatt4476 5" girth isn't that big, tho...

[@Nutty31313]

@@Knoxerboy101 Depends if we're talking about circumference or diameter

[@jamesjdog]

Ah, the Not-a-Back-Massager, in the Drawer 😂, I remember that one also; The time she had to go piss, and didn't mute the mic, so Thousand's heard her 😂

[@LJezza]

Lul

[@TheDementedSig]

"I can't handle big extensions!" Noting that down

[@fiyahquacker2835]

A quote from a different streamers chat "8 inches is enough to fill Katie up these days confirmed".

[@GoodMorningHikers]

Cotton's got a whole-ass T1000 in her basement. Hasta La Vista Baby

[@RollMe1Kenobi90]

Oh, its one of THOSE kinds of parties 🤣

[@michaelbecket4901]

0:38 “its sure magic to me” god im dead!😂🤣

[@rickjazzyroll]

Cotton is a freaky girl

[@MihaelGeng]

Still normal level by vtubing standard 🤣

[@NickN56]

@@MihaelGengi mean her and melody are kinda top 1 and 2. The other compared to cotton and melody are kids 😂

[@fiyahquacker2835]

​@@NickN56yet to meet bao and Lucy pyre I see.

[@dylanparrott8347]

"like a bender" *sure...bends up my insides*

[@TheDan0o9]

I swear girls with mirrored leg tattoos are always freaky.

[@brucewayne33497]

Oh so Cotton has the same machine that Rosedoodle got from her Throne lol

[@killian_hook_jones]

no Rose got a Sybian Cotton has a lovense thrusting machine

[@solec23]

Yeah wouldn't doubt it.

[@seriousspikesam7770]

It's clearly a conversation starter.

[@TheSylveonSurfer]

It's ok, Cotton. I forgot one of my toys in the shower one time and my sister found it. She texted me to grab it before anyone else saw it. She was cool with it, but it was still embarrassing. As for my machine, that stays under a towel behind my dresser. The moment I'm finished using it, it's the first thing that gets cleaned up and put away. I wouldn't be able to look anyone in the eye if they saw that thing lying around xD. I also have a nude body pillow with my husbando on it. Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure anyone who has glanced into my room at any point has seen that already. Astolfo's butthole is just kinda out there lmao

[@Stewie457]

It's Astolfo. At least it's in good taste.

[@CU_BEX]

"the lord be with you"

[@acefenton3967]

I straight up shouted “YOU’RE one to talk!” when she said that. Goodness gracious. XD

[@CU_BEX]

@@acefenton3967 lol

[@Rendous]

Hey, you know, sometimes we all need to release some pent up stress lol

[@nuzzly3819]

sounds like she's not really that "empty" inside while talking either

[@VnD77]

Right?!?! SOMETHINGS GOING ON HERE! 🍆📳💙🦷?????

[@RRS_027]

She eatin' the spicy chicken, hence the glove and mention of drinking milk

[@nigelxd3735]

@@VnD77 she eating really spicy food

[@HankDeanMan]

They would be relaxed alright 😂😂

[@CaptainFirespitter]

So relaxed they won’t be able to move for some time!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fiyahquacker2835]

​@@CaptainFirespitterespecially if there's a Moby huge in storage.

[@WolfHreda]

I've seen a few of those streams. Soundproofing is a necessity for her.

[@John-fo4wp]

I can feel my fibromyalgia getting worse as video goes on

[@evanhughes6571]

2:25 Boys, now we know what is too much.

[@mattryan7124]

Machine isn’t cheap either depending on her choice

[@kitsunekaze93]

just a few hundred bucks

[@mkman1]

@@kitsunekaze93 About a grand for a good one

[@GeneralNickles]

​@@mkman1 my girlfriend and I are looking a Hismith one for about $600. There supposed to be pretty great from what I hear.

[@mkman1]

@@GeneralNickles I have the HiSmith Premium, after taxes and shipping it was about $900 and yeah it's pretty great

[@richardperez7693]

I like how frantic cotton is making me act up

[@dspace4514]

Those noises!

[@BlackroseXX9]

Cotton is so wild, I love her lmao

[@K-wolf_Alexandrite]

At least it wasn't a uhh... More interestingly shaped one.

[@cordingdesert9566]

Is She eating spicy food? because she's moving around like I do when I eat anything hotter than a bell pepper.

[@KingAnge978]

Yes it was a collab thing

[@heyjude9703]

So hot sauce is Cotton's truth juice?

[@shadowsa2b]

One might think that when you have company over, that intimate equipment would be high on the priority list to put away and keep private before anyone showed up

[@mirroughs7729]

She did mention being too busy managing other things like food and drinks to notice the machine in her basement. Which is common when you're hosting a party. If one area of space is technically "cleared" from a check, or won't be used heavily, chances are you will overlook it in favor of the "hot spot" social areas. You're going to ignore the nagging voice to check all the spaces you were in last to focus on making impressions (I see it) among guests. Or at least that's how I imagine having a list of things to get ready before you need to host a party, wanting everything to go well, and something distracts you from checking all the areas you have set up for a purpose.

[@oli3645]

Why do coton so often sounds like she has a 102Hz frequency going on somewhere bellow the belt… even though I know she just ate something very spicy she doesn’t sounds in pain, in fact she sounds like she enjoys it very much

[@thatoneguyyouthinkshouldbe2431]

Ah something something Drukhari pain and pleasure are two sides of the same coin

[@NickN56]

She said she cannot really handle spicy things

[@tom4ivo]

Decompression rooms often have distraction objects or "fidget toys" for relieving anxiety.

[@voltijuice8576]

I am staying with folx now, and have my similar lonely machine under the bed. IDK if anyone noticed that it’s there, but nobody has said anything. Tonight the fireworks going off in my neighborhood are covering the noise of my fireworks in the bedroom!

[@tylerbartlett28]

Imagine cotton, projekt melody, and elxox in a lewd off

[@lordzaboem]

Cotton is the voice actress the female protagonist in Melody's computer game. There will clearly be scenes between male and that character. In a way, we kind of sort of have two-thirds of that indirectly.

[@quangomez5672]

Milk came out 😂😂

[@SilentZombie]

Thats hot!!

[@nigelxd3735]

ok no but actually, having a room for people that feel overwhelmed in the party is a thing i wish more people would do

[@BryanMasten-pn8wo]

At first I thought Cotton was using one of her 'toys' with how much she was squirming and thinking to myself 'how the hell did THAT get by ToS!? Then I noticed the plate and put 2 and 2 together, lmao.

[@petercooper456]

I mean in Cotton’s defence this could have happened to anyone under the circumstances.

[@Knight-Bishop]

...I mean it wasn't a back massager or other type of magic wand, it wasn't even a Sybian like Sinder seemed to initially think... She straight up left out a box whose most notable feature is the "customizeable piston" sticking out. 😂

[@fiyahquacker2835]

​​@@Knight-Bishopthere was that guy that made a sheep sex machine in minecraft.

[@ebowles181]

Well that's one kind of relaxation

[@Yuki2501-yh4ik]

Just you wait till Mel learns about this... 🤭

[@doublepinger]

I found one in box (looked unused). The thing was $300+, solid steel bars, and a 24v 5A motor. It's surprising how well it was built and the force of it.

[@Mooncat562]

i feel so bad

[@solec23]

Almost ot was the same melody's fireworks* machine but from the description its slight difference 😂

[@danielcarrera886]

Oh they’re going to be relaxing alright

[@zwanlo5101]

forgot you left it out... yeah sure... forgot a machine that size... sure cotton...

[@macvadda2318]

Like that piston and rod machine in minecraft

[@Primallunacresenteclipse]

Me and cotton have something similar

[@GelatinCoffee]

A family friendly dueling machine 😏

[@Hollyclown]

Noice

[@zeuzsp]

Where is the full vod? It's not the one linked

[@soulrepear117]

Its for when she doesn't have a volunteer atm

[@mrjay8472]

Rookie mistake Cotton. It's a gag gift either from or to a friend is always the cover story.

[@craftyfirestorm]

Those things are 250-300USD on the cheap end. No one's buying the story that was a gag gift.

[@Knight-Bishop]

Yeah I can't tell you how many remote controlled dildo pistons I have lying around, mid-use. 😂

[@ResidentWeevil2077]

Bro no one leaving their frick machine out in the open 😂😂

[@Rakhtor]

@@craftyfirestorm I remember a certain rodeo style throne gift for Rosedoodle. I think she discussed it with mousie? I think it was even more expensive.

[@RhysHill-ur8lq]

Is that a fireworks box?

[@bastionsea2829]

Did anyone try to use it?

[@sidermotorsports]

I've seen her use that duck machine on fansly. Lol

[@Eyeoftheshadows]

Hmmm.....be right back

[@Cassius365]

This kinda sounds like outro to Ruler of Everything But like I know it’s not, I think

[@KeyboardTarantula]

without looking down, gliding around like a bumbling dragon i fly... scraping my face on the skyyy....

[@Mr.yapper555]

What being an anime girl gamer does to a person 😢

[@doubtfulshadow6295]

Ya need jesus

[@mexklowawakening]

🧋🥝

[@xenolithic9691]

I need some context, cause um.... I do not know what is going on here based on the noises.

[@PROJEKT_R3D]

Spicy food

[@Knight-Bishop]

Well. Some people have toys they like to call magic wands, other ones they sometimes call saddles... Cotton apparently has a toy that is essentially a customizable... Piston... And she left that out for someone to see.

[@noxidgaming1114]

@@Knight-Bishopwrong context

[@Knight-Bishop]

@@noxidgaming1114 I mean what other context is there? If you know the streamers you don't need to know much else. Lol

[@noxidgaming1114]

@@Knight-Bishop they’re talking about the noises that Cotton was making

[@lonepigeon68]

Maybe some of her friends now think her online life may be on a place like Chaturbate.

[@lordzaboem]

Nobody tell him.

[@tripatomz3441]

No sound?

[@lordzaboem]

In the video? The sound works fine for me.

[@pimentinha1121]

Its funny cuz for me cottons boobs are her face and not in any "oh my god they are so good looking I cant stop looking" even thogh they are but cause they just are the gace

[@logansatomi9150]

does she have 2 blenders in her right now?

[@granto4069]

they were taking turns eating spicy food

[@logansatomi9150]

@@granto4069 i eat spicy food and it doesnt make me feel like how she was acting XD

[@Dam262a]

​@@logansatomi9150everyone takes spicy differently

[@Kurogane893]

​@@logansatomi9150No no. We're talking "hottest sauces they could find" spicy

[@ResidentWeevil2077]

Think sauce made with "Pepper X" instead of "habanero"

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Cotton can’t be lonely when she’s got her “Lonely Machine”! But in all honesty, if she ever needs someone to give her a hug, I’m always available

[@nikik5567]

So like…why’s she talkin this way? Was she using a toy during this stream or some shit?

[@NoztrozeR]

Eating hot sauce

[@johnathanedwards9054]

Ate the world's spiciest hot sauces.

[@T-Trux]

For me I’m a bit surprised she didn’t use the machine infront of others. Ashamed, I expected more from what she does…

[@mikejett2733]

Dont ever give permision 2 a voice that says let me in its a demon that wants 2 posses u this hapned 2 me last week i walked past a old abaned cemetary in the woods 2 get home at 1am a female voice loudly said let me in i said heck no

[@-Devy-]

Sounds like you need to stop doing drugs.