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[@murieltillman9554]

Simon is goofy drunk, supposedly taking care of that 5 year old little girl he says is holding his hand. This is scary. This is who this little girl has to rely on.

[@corasbloom]

I've been seeing him on panels for the last year. He's always drunk.

[@KultivateWKah]

@@corasbloomhe look like a tik tok panelist

[@arryvul]

I think Simon failed to tell us he's not practicing law because he loves the bottle❤

[@ronomgenuff]

Very much so...

[@kachaunn]

Aye 😂😂 I was lost as hell!!

[@veetahbee1368]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@marythomas3152]

😭😭😭🤣

[@lifechanges1936]

😂

[@darnellavery1545]

Anytime a dude with a headset comes on here I know it's about to be some bullshit

[@candace27co]

Lmao 🤣

[@shaggyj396]

Every MFn time ‼️‼️‼️‼️😂😂😂😅😅😅

[@marilynmarlowe3061]

😂😂😂

[@Yolanda-lr4pq]

Poor Simon. Hes going to cringe when he sees this. Praying his daughter is safe.

[@marythomas3152]

😭😭😭

[@TheGreyPillPodcast]

Respectfully, very doubtful.... kzbin.info/www/bejne/l3-XnKiVj6uanZo

[@pdennis6237]

Man Simon had my stomach hurting from laughing so hard. He said a bunch of nothing 😂😂😂

[@215gurl]

I can't stop laughing

[@marythomas3152]

😭😭😭

[@ldkea05]

He literally did Omgggg !!!

[@lifechanges1936]

😂

[@marilynmarlowe3061]

😂😂😂

[@Tam75Tam]

Alcoholism and substance abuse is EXTREMELY common with attorneys. Simon is Exhibit A.

[@marythomas3152]

😂😂😂

[@sadieshepherd4854]

LEMONADE 🥴🥴🥴

[@B4iBaSlave]

Simon isn’t a lawyer because he can’t seem to pass the bar. Any bars.

[@carolwinrow9489]

That's Really Funny 😂

[@sheilae.9670]

🤣😂 stooop it! 😂

[@wordym.3435]

Good one 😂

[@thisblackgirloverhere9013]

Too funny 😂😂😂😂

[@veetahbee1368]

😂😂

[@Go-Getter]

Simon got his money's worth with whatever beer or liquor he's been drinking. That liquor got bruh reciting dissertations about nothing. Bruh literally said "yo I got family members, ain't gonna do that, I been in relationships, like yo, my thing is I don't want that ish to go to the government, that's why men get with women".

[@dezertease]

🤣🤣 Hi-lari-ous, how many times did you watch this to get the exact quote? Props. 90% of the interview wen that way. I'm DEAD. Thank you, I can't stop laughing!!

[@aprila6628]

​@@dezerteaseMe to🤣🤣🤣 He stole the entire show. That's a funny dude😂😂😂 I'm still laughing Good Gracious smh

[@kachaunn]

Talking a mile away and ain’t said SHAT 😂😂

[@veetahbee1368]

😂😂😂😂😂💀

[@evettematthews4083]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@B4iBaSlave]

What are three flaws you have to work on Simon? Number one, drinking before pushing the join button…

[@brianfreckles8542]

He was trying to get free therapy from Kendra - he's not here for a match. He's too broke to pay a professional

[@marythomas3152]

😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@marilynmarlowe3061]

😂😂😂

[@watchdawg1103]

Counting grains of sand is more interesting than listening to Simon bore us to death with his random stories that never related to anything Kendra asked. He ain't a lawyer either.

[@beingchanzi.1285]

Me doing a fast forward on Simon after reading this comment 😏

[@rswope35]

True🤣

[@shalondajones6549]

Kendra face expression have me lol when talking to Simone

[@TildaLindsay]

😂😂😂😂😂 now we know why he failed the bar multiple times 😅😅😅😅

[@MelodyRose317]

Man I’ve been crying for 40 mins … Kendra got the patience of Job ❤️😂😂😂

[@lifechanges1936]

😂

[@JourneyofBella331]

Simon cornrowed my brain, my neurons are in microbraids....tf😂😂😂😂😂 This had to be a skit

[@sheilae.9670]

😂😂 not your "neurons in microbraids" 🤣😂

[@marythomas3152]

😂😂😂

[@ldkea05]

Bruhhhhhh !!!! He's right up there with the dude who got robbed at his sisters house he didn't have her address to go get his money or belongings from and the police was the man in the forest who was homeless and the sisters ex !😶

[@dezertease]

Ian is cat fishing...LOL. He trynna trap ya. Did he just say, 'Girl, you don't wanna know...' Ladies be careful, him not right.

[@Ambitiousgirl22]

This!!! I was thinking the same. Interview the ex wife

[@daniella8400]

Right and the wife deciding she didn’t want kids after marriage is very telling!! She realized he wasn’t father material

[@Ianisatool]

So what. Women say and do way more sus things and no one says anything. Women going to the bathroom with each other and touch each other hairs or body part or hug but pple don't say anything. Don't be ignorant.

[@Ianisatool]

​@@daniella8400news flash. Not all women want kids. Don't be ignorant

[@Ianisatool]

​@@izealliaeldridge1901it wasn't that funny

[@yattab4590]

Kendra told Simon “you took me thru 5 mins of this shit.” Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@marythomas3152]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

[@KLABICKHAM]

Ian! I wish him the best in finding his queen! I'm originally from the Pittsburgh area! 🖤💛 He represented well!

[@Itsmeesherrii]

I like Ian! He’s straightforward and knows what he wants! And all I see are “Simon” comments lol I couldn’t wait to see what he was all about… and now I see…. 😳

[@nazmartin235]

Whoever is interested in Simon, good luck Charlie😂😂

[@brianfreckles8542]

the liquor got him thinking he's talking to a therapist

[@lifechanges1936]

😂

[@latoyaracquel1680]

When Simon said “Mauritius is a place on Earth” that’s where I had to stop the video and give it a like on my way out ✌🏾. Your patience is unmatched Kendra.

[@marythomas3152]

😭😭😭

[@TaylorGreen-qj3xo]

Same I watched the highlight before the full stream and tuned out after that foolishness lol .

[@ldkea05]

Unmaaaaaatttttched bruhhh !!!

[@TildaLindsay]

I fell of my chair when he said that😂😂😂😂😂, this dude did not do a semester of law at all😅

[@BAEGOALS]

Kendra face during the drunken Simon rant is sending me 😂😂😂😂

[@marythomas3152]

😭🤣😭

[@heymissbriana]

WHEW CHILE. Whatever the socials are paying Kendra, it is NOT ENOUGH 😂😂😂😂 Talmbout “maybe a sprinkle of vodka” lmaoooo

[@michellewells6957]

Kendra, I'm SOOOOO mad at you for keeping that Simon on. HE WAS ANNOYING!!!!

[@Cometalktome]

I’m surprised not to see to many comments on Ian he seems like a GOOD MAN

[@shannypoo2116]

Simon messed up everyone's brain waves

[@tiaj7819]

I forgot about him...Simon stole the show 🥴

[@ajag57]

@@shannypoo2116😂😂😂

[@ayanessa7879]

Yeah, Ian sounded really like a great guy. I wish him lots of luck ❤ Simon messed with my thoughts 😢 😅😮

[@bridgetrobinson27]

Simon doesn't need a relationship he needs a therapist

[@ldkea05]

The therapist(s) may hang up bcz they dont have Kendra's patience .... they will ghost him as their patient !!! My goodness !!!! He just wanna hear himself talk obviously

[@camillerainey6557]

Totally agree!

[@femiodeleye]

This show always reveals something new. Would not have guessed people celebrate their birthdays by finding someone to sleep with.

[@Quilt4Joy]

I didn’t know that was a thing either. 😮

[@JAYWIL01]

Where are you from? 2 Chainz- Birthday Song and Jermih- Birthday Sex

[@femiodeleye]

​@@JAYWIL01I was literally listening to jeremih again 😂 I've clearly missed something. If you're in a relationship and having sex on your birthday with your partner that's understandable but several single guests on the show have hinted they have sex recently because it was their birthday

[@JAYWIL01]

@femiodeleye I have had a couple of one night stands with women celebrating their birthdays in Vegas. I have had women contact me around their birthday to hook up. You're doing something right, unlike the rest of us, lol

[@Tisha-oi5yn]

I was thinking the same thing 😂😂😂.. I was about to comment this

[@iamkayy2949]

I know we are making jokes and all about Simon but I feel bad for his daughter having to see this probably every day

[@tasha_t9210]

Always cracks me up when KG asks a person "whats your nationality"🤣🤣 when in essence I think she means to say "whats your ethnicity"!

[@Teenie-mg8xn]

She's not to bright even tho she's a college grad😂

[@God-Love-Freedom]

What’s wrong with asking “what’s your nationality”?

[@tmcurly]

Guys she knows the person’s ethnicity. It’s called being polite just in case you get it wrong 😉. It’s like the Gender stuff 🙊..

[@CH-pf6ce]

Exactly. For the slow people, nationality is the country you reside. Ethnicity is the social and cultural norms you relate to (ie. latino, jewish, caribbean, etc). Race is the genetic group you belong to (black, white, etc). So what KG is asking or means to ask, is technically their race and ethnicity bc this can be ambiguous at times.

[@God-Love-Freedom]

@@CH-pf6ce What’s wrong with asking about their nationality though?

[@Roccofan]

35:32 Look at Kendra’s facial expression when he says, “It’s a country on Earth.” 😂😂😂😂 If you have KZbin Premium, zoom in, it is so worth it.

[@marythomas3152]

😂😭🤣😭🤣😭

[@thisblackgirloverhere9013]

Simon was EVERYTHING! Had me laughing SO HARD!!!!!!!!! He made the show. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Visions-333]

Wheeeew we done got gypped with Simon. He took up 4 to 5 spaces

[@Wonderwoman202]

Simon know good n well he ain't nobody's lawyer! 🥴😑🤣🤣🤣

[@kimberlyc54]

Mind you Simon in the dark and Kendra said nothing about his lighting….I’m so surprised ….

[@serenelibra61]

Lol, she already knew Simon was a loose cannon before he opened his mouth.

[@kimberlyc54]

@@serenelibra61 nah facts you could see it on his face

[@jay-t1030]

Simone was a waste of time, he took up the time slot for 3-4 more guest.

[@theguyshepassedupfortyrone]

So many women come on the show and request a Christian man, yet they don't embody Christian attributes.

[@Dvinecreations7]

We done listened to a 5 min conversation bout this man and he ain’t even get to one question 😅😅😅😅lol I’m weak Kendra’s level of respect for choice is beyond me! She’s really the GOAT for this 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 one thing for sure two things for certain… SIMON IS DEFINITELY HECTIC!!!

[@AfricanUrbnLegend]

Simon was saying a whole lot of nothing 😂 🤣 💀 he just wanted to hear himself talk.

[@ldkea05]

Clearly !!!! That's all !!! Smh

[@sabrina21clark]

Shalonda, you said long suffering. That caught my attention. That just means that God wants your whole heart. He has the best person for you if that's in His plan. But He wants you for His plan. So try, I know it's hard, but try to focus solely on Him. And he'll give you more than you desire. You mentioned patience. I know all of these things. Once you focus solely on Him and what He needs you for right now, time won't be an issue. Now yes, the forgiveness part idls gonna take time and work to forgive God for how long it took to give you the desires of your heart. But I believe that will come too. You do contracts for veterans but do you realize you're actually on active duty in God's army? That's becoming something very real in these times we're living in. You're beautiful, you're blessed, you still have a beautiful smile and I'm praying for you! ❤🙏🏾

[@marythomas3152]

🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽💜💜💜🦋🦋🦋🤗

[@serenelibra61]

That term alone made my heart hurt....

[@godisgoodgodisgood8941]

Simon, Simon, Simon. We the people say “You are not a lawyer!” You look like one of my patients.

[@wordym.3435]

Cam, Atlanta is full. Please don’t come here looking for love. It’s juug city.

[@cammauldin2392]

Not looking for love babes, on my business. I do real estate and if love finds me.. great 🥰

[@ArethaRenee]

@@cammauldin2392So why did you come on the show if you aren’t looking for love?

[@FrenchJae]

Simon Hectic was rambling and Kendras face was like 🙄😮🥱😬😐😒🤔

[@marythomas3152]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@masculinitymatters9030]

Poor Ian. Those child support check gone hit hard. Not sure he wanted to say all that he said. Poor guy…in advance.

[@MzConcept13]

I think you mean Simon with him saying "he's a millionaire" 😅😅😅

[@fmcscarkenlife]

How is Simon a lawyer? It is hard to comprehend anything he is saying😂

[@ENTN8]

Hectic is the correct name attached to Simon 😂😂😂😂 A mess!!!

[@GIRLY4293]

The moment simon popped up on the screen; ik it was gonna be a hot mess chile 😂.

[@Rashaadthegr8]

I see you on here alot whats your story?

[@royalt1113]

Simon said “Llllemonade”!!!😂😂😂 I’m done 😂😂😂😂

[@murieltillman9554]

Simon bored women away from him.

[@queenpink83]

If anyone mentions that they do podcasts, that should be an instant hangup.

[@yvettelucy9831]

Was Simon trolling? Cuz ain't no way that man was going on like so about absolutely nothing😅😅

[@alm1992]

Cam seems like a beautiful woman. Would be interesting to hear the other side of her marriage story

[@BackCountryWolf]

Kendra make Simon a highlight just for GAGS, Kendra must have patience of a saint. I would have went off on him so bad the whole damn show would be over. When Kendra grab that pillow I almost die 😂😂😂😂

[@marythomas3152]

😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@buttagrind7659]

Simon is def a Lawyer as they love to hear themselves talk 🙄🙄🙄🙄 "Wrap it up B"!!!

[@kamieyonce]

Ian seems sweet, he got played😢

[@tishsharay7509]

He’s so cute and I’m Christian with no kids I hope he finds what he’s looking for love that her show is becoming my diverse no I’m not shooting my shot😘😅😊❤

[@kamieyonce]

@@tishsharay7509 😂🩵 i wish him good luck too, he was refreshing

[@Ianisatool]

I agree.

[@ajag57]

@@tishsharay7509 you should🤷🏽‍♀️😁❤

[@tishsharay7509]

@@ajag57 nah too many red flags for me 😂🥴🤭 that’s why I left it at a compliment sweets

[@HumesDeliveryService]

Cam will soon find out finding a six figure man willing to support her and 2 children in Atlanta will be tough. Everyone is looking for that type of guy.

[@6time686]

All of the women who have no chance are seeking a 6 figure man.

[@ronomgenuff]

Simon is embarrassing. Wow. On so many levels.

[@kevinaskew7758]

Shalonda is a beautiful spirit

[@koolsmoothfan]

yes, and I like the way she is dressed. She doesn't have her breast or butt exposed, and she is not in the streets, bonus.

[@ladiepink]

Simon was so annoying! Things to work on : holdin ur liquor You a “lawyer” on live sir I got second hand embarrassment

[@simzjohnson6786]

Why Simon, WHY!! 😅😅😅...DISCLAIMER, He is NOT a representative of the UK! 😅😅😅

[@candace27co]

Kendra asks the same questions 😂😂 over and over again

[@darththomarius6751]

Whenever I'm down or pissed, Simon picks me up! Y'all can have weed, I got Simon. I haven't laughed all week and today is Thursday. Thanks, Simon 💪🏾

[@MC-xf8bu]

SIMON AINT NO DAMN LAWYER!!!!!!

[@keniascott-ul9ov]

Catching the recording missed the live. I didnt read the comments on purpose Because i wanted to make my own judgement on who gets the emmy for fool of the night. I've decided The EMMY GOES TO.......... SIMON🎉!!!!!!!!!

[@krisb7333]

Simon, Simon, SIMON 🤣🤦🏾‍♀️💃🏽🤔✋🏽🚭🚱🙅🏾‍♀️🤯🫣🤐🥴😴😵‍💫🥃

[@shaneenbennett5494]

Oooooh weeeee, Simon is going to be so mad when he sobers up and sees this interview.

[@sheilae.9670]

😂😂 not Kendra pretending to take a nap @54:10 mark as Simon da drunk continued to ramble 😂🤣

[@sedricwhitaker7518]

She looking for someone to pay bills when she goes on furlough. 😮😅

[@cammauldin2392]

Not at all I have savings love but knowing someone can contribute would be beneficial 😊

[@natural6508]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO SIMON IS A WILD ONE

[@thisblackgirloverhere9013]

Who thought Ian was anything but white? Come on Kendra. 😂😂😂

[@wordym.3435]

I was wondering .. He gave middle eastern for a second

[@j.daniels1548]

But I’m the asshole if I say she’s slow 😂

[@thisblackgirloverhere9013]

@@j.daniels1548 No you’re not.😂 I agree.

[@thisblackgirloverhere9013]

@@wordym.3435Nah, he gave quirky, uneasy, gay white man to me….and a splash of weirdo.

[@Ambitiousgirl22]

​@@thisblackgirloverhere9013🎯

[@IdeastoIncome]

Simon gave me the best laugh today!😂😂😂😂😂

[@marythomas3152]

😂😭🤣😭🤣😭😭🤣😭🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

[@amkilaya]

I just got dizzy listening to Simon 😂

[@teekhudson4262]

I can't believe I wasted precious moments I can't get back listening to this cat!

[@MzConcept13]

A requirement to be on the show needs to be: 21 and older, have good light, have good wifi, be willing to be a highlight and BE SOBER! (No alcohol no explicit drugs!!) 😅😅😅

[@TildaLindsay]

It's the " yo yos " for me😂😂😂

[@Nottha1]

32:56 Simon said a Whole Bunch of Nothing! There’s no way this man is a lawyer ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@ThisIzKena]

I was thinking maybe he was in his younger years?!?!? Po thang! 😂😂😂

[@KingRahiem]

So many black women move to Texas and Atlanta just to be single AF

[@cammauldin2392]

Better than Cleveland and my dating life has actually improved I just love the show and wanted to participate… nice try though 😘

[@KingRahiem]

@@cammauldin2392 where’s your Husband?😘

[@God-Love-Freedom]

@@KingRahiem Where’s your husband?

[@cammauldin2392]

@@KingRahiem lol I just got here and I’ve been married before, finding a husband isn’t an issue babes.. why you on my head? You want me? 😂

[@KingRahiem]

@@cammauldin2392 then why you look older than 30 and not married if it’s not an issue???

[@Wisdomluv]

Omg we still on Simon 😊😊 this dude is completely drunk

[@Lifeisgoodonearth]

Cam that is a cute house outfit. I always see those in the store now I will get one. Looks good on you.

[@cammauldin2392]

Thx babe!

[@SHES5543]

Simon! Words without purpose build bridges to solitude.

[@chinag6]

I have not laughed this hard in years #simonhectic OMG and it’s Kendra that funny as fk not the dude. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AMMA83]

I'm from the UK, look at Simon and see what we have to put up with. No wonder I prefer american guys. I also did a law degree, but not a lawyer... this is the way it works - after you study the law degree you need to do another training course called the LPC that takes 1-2 years and then you take a 2 year training contract at a law firm where you'd begin to specialise and then you become a qualified lawyer. He's not making sense. I think he just has a law degree and that's it. I doubt he's a qualified lawyer. As unpleasant as he is, 3 kids, 3different babymamas, incoherent and dusty he still parroted the 'fit, feminine and friendly' nonsense and attacked plus size woman. Disgusting entitlement.

[@kachaunn]

Yooo 🤣🤣 i am fucking dying ! The entire Simon segment !

[@CrystalHickerson]

What Gemini doesn't know they're a Gemini??? She must be on the cusp or some nonsense!! 🙄

[@Ms.Tamara_]

Exactly. U know she is!

[@MsKolo90]

Simon was drunk had to be . Hope that wasn’t sober him. She shoulda hung up

[@keniascott-ul9ov]

Simon was obviously drunk😂😂😂

[@lindamurphy9883]

I am extra Tardy for the party, had to go grocery shopping. People are still coughing and not covering their damn mouths! Glad I am still wearing gloves and mask.

[@toyag1162]

Kendra simon seemed like he wanted someone to talk to 😢. Praying for Simon.

[@sophiablue3920]

😂😂😂😂😂I'm hollerin!!...again🤣🤣🤣🤣this guy is rediculous, I would never retain his Attorney services 😂

[@grandesource6338]

Kendra had a very good facial exercise with Simon. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marythomas3152]

😂😂😂

[@6time686]

Cam just come out and say you can't feed them extra mouths you bring to the table.

[@centerstar9212]

I believe Simon is a lawyer because mainly lawyers contact is by email. But he should study law like other lawyers do.

[@nazmartin235]

Simon was drinkin drinkin. Gotta be a lightweight bc I’m 22 n I can control my liquor n conversations😂

[@deedee8554]

Omgggg Simonnnn.. bloody hell.. my brain cells 😂

[@natashaallen3502]

Ian seems to be a catch. All the best to him

[@Chazzabox1]

"I've said this on multiple platforms" Simon couldn't stress this enough. This tells us this man is an attention seeker who is going everywhere to say what he does. At the end of the day Kendra let it go on to make him a highlight so he got exactly what he wanted. I wonder if he was sober would we have got any gems from him? Hmm! Ps 10,000 in England is below the minimum however if he's covering a good proportion of bills then it does go far.

[@lt6986]

Today we learned that british english is essentially a foreign language in America 😂

[@AMMA83]

british english is the orignal english lol

[@yanou4u]

People have a hard time telling their flaws and when they do, they use the job interview answer ex.: "I love too hard" which is similar to "I'm a perfectionnist".

[@MrKyamera]

😂😂😂 yo Simon was lit and let's not misunderstand him he looking for a true friend #realtalk but she must be petit and understands the workings of food this way he will give you half of his million.

[@TildaLindsay]

The way Simon confused me......😂, I cannot describe it at all😂😂😂😂

[@jessw1358]

😂😂😂😂😂 simone was hilarious!!!!

[@Lifeisgoodonearth]

I did not get gay vibes from Ian. He appeared handsome and polite. And he is looking for someone to marry and has a good job. Why is that not good enough. I guess if he was thugish it would have been better Smh

[@God-Love-Freedom]

If he was rough around the edges, a bus driver, and complaining about the “sisters”, he would be approved.

[@shalondajones6549]

In Atlanta girl you going to get a good provider and a nice guy but under so many circumstances undercover gay be careful hun

[@shanapoteat380]

Simon is crazy asf. Kendra was going to sleep. 😂

[@kokoalaska9888]

53:48 TOOK ME OUT! Real talk, listening to simon on low is incredible white noise to help you fall asleep.