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@i-love-comountains38502 жыл бұрын
WOOOO!!!! LET'S GOOOO!! Thia channel has really changed my perspective about the world around me. Thank you, truly. I'm about to start trying to propagate a (pardon my ignorant/nonexistent taxonomy) pad cactus, and some other very odd looking cactus and a succulent that I cannot currently readily identify. Thanks for recommending the iNat apps in your other videos. Question - i got a box of halogen par floodlights for free, would cacti be happy with the light and heat from those at a reasonable distance? I live in usda ag zone 6a if that matters much or if you or anyone here have any other recommendations for care of cacti/succulents/orchids/adansonii. Thank you for all you do, friend. KTGFYB.
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt2 жыл бұрын
@@i-love-comountains3850 there are companies that actually make LED lights that produce in the UV spectrum that are supposed to be good. But generally, you want to go as strong as possible when overwintering cacti and be sure to put them back outside in brighter light once temperatures permit. Getting a fan for airflow is important, too. The çooler your temps are indoors the less you will want to water.
@i-love-comountains38502 жыл бұрын
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt Thanks! I'm gonna get a couple seedling heat mats for my more warmer climate plants and I've got light and air in the works too! Thank you!
@i-love-comountains38502 жыл бұрын
WOAH!! I'M HYPED, Y'ALL!! kzbin.info MENTIONED THIS CHANNEL!! On his most recent video on his second channel The Roads With Beau kzbin.info/door/_x7nc3Vi4BPgmNnMsz774A and I dropped a link to your channel too for people too lazy to search themselves lol
@BigBandLittleClub7772 жыл бұрын
What a great idea definitely going to purchase plants, so much fun!
@VangoghsDoggo2 жыл бұрын
That pottery was wood fired, probably very old. I rewatched and what you are standing on looks like it may have been a wet area or spring at one time. The way the pottery was eroding out of the side of the hill might be a place where pots were wood fired and the broken ones left behind. That black chunk may have been melted in a wood kiln after repeated firings. An archeologist may be interested and could date it. It also looks like it was hand built clay with the inside showing where the coils were joined and smoothed over, the outside would have been smoothed with a stone/polished so make the outside look nice. I also noticed a lot of foreign specks in the fired clay, telling me it is older because the impurities were not screened out when the pots were made.
@thatsalotofsodiumcoins1615 Жыл бұрын
Are they Native American?
@richardtoston9642 жыл бұрын
It amazes me how well those cactus blend in. Perfect national cactus garden.
@sacramentofoodforest2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@craighoover14952 жыл бұрын
Thank you Joey for bringing us this prickly cathedral. Complete with catacombs.
@TotalDissolvedSalamanders2 жыл бұрын
As a soil scientist it's always interesting to hear your prespective on geology and soils when it comes to veg and ecological regimes. Also gypsic and carbonatic soils behave drier because carbonate/gypsum/salts can only hold 2/3 the amount of water compared to "average" soil, so veg like ocotillo can help identify alkali or shallow soils (often from quartzite or similar extremely hard geology). Looking at the area it looks like fine sediments baked together with some intense chemistry, it's a wonder that those plants can survive and thrive in it!
@swaddington93992 жыл бұрын
I’ve always been interested in identifying soil based on what grows there, it all tells a story 😊
@TotalDissolvedSalamanders2 жыл бұрын
@@swaddington9399 As soil develops and changes the veg does so as well. Vegetation is extremely fleeting in a world of generalist and exotics; so knowing your species can help get a gist of some factors on the land, but you gotta dig the hole and get your hands dirty to actually understand and know the soil.
@swaddington93992 жыл бұрын
@@TotalDissolvedSalamanders that makes sense, always lots of variables! I just started using soil charts for nutrient levels and moisture, but it would be great to learn how to identify minerals and more details later. It is very interesting.
@GcTheHardstyler2 жыл бұрын
Shit like this is why this channel is the only one I'll willingly go to the comments for 🤣 Thanks for your input
@onemoreguyonline78782 жыл бұрын
This is pretty much the most chill I've ever heard you be Tony. You wonderful bastard you. Thank you for taking us on another one of your beautiful adventures.
@paytonlott51832 жыл бұрын
You know it’s a good video when you hear “oh there’s a banger” multiple times
@michaelsams94342 жыл бұрын
I've been growing some cylindropuntia (mini cholla). I keep em in a mixture of perlite and turface. I've been trying to take your advice and growing mostly native plants. I visited one of the nurseries you featured in San Juan Capistrano and purchased a Tecate Cypress and Eriogonum Fasciculatum. I also planted a Torrey Pine and an Agave that I found discarded on the side of the road that's now about 3x the size as when I found it!
@timrudd33182 жыл бұрын
That has to be the most interesting thing the internet has throw my way recently. I appreciate your enthusiasm about plants
@alejandrorobles68652 жыл бұрын
Be aware, some of those pottery shards are actually ancient, i find them all around my grandpas' land in Mexico state, me and my cousins have even found clay dolls, gives you an idea about how active indigenous culture used to be. It's also normal to find ancient kitchen utensils like volcanic stone mortars and metates
@wellurban2 жыл бұрын
What a gloriously alien landscape! At least for those of us more accustomed to temperate zones, those moonscape badlands and sculptural cacti and agaves look like a science fiction planet. But thanks to you I can see the similarities to the plants around me, such as Cordylines and Sophoras, that are in the same families as the agaves and mimosas you’re showing here. A few months ago before I started watching CPBBD I wouldn’t have had a clue!
@Ludvig112 жыл бұрын
Beautiful, magical landscape. I hope it's a protected area to some extent... I especially like that purple cactus (Echinocactus platyacanthus) and the trees with big trunks (Beaucarnea garcilis) and the purple Solanum.
@nllg12732 жыл бұрын
The aerial footage you include is always a joy. I live far away from the arid-americas, and so its always nice to see what cacti in the wild are like.
@kirkha1002 жыл бұрын
Awesome landscape! Sherds near us still bear fingerprints of their makers. Not too far from us, Ruppia seeds were pressed into the mud of a now dried up lake bed by kids feet. This allowed carbon dating. Pushed human presence (that we know of) back to between 20,000 to 22,000 years ago. This was at White Sands, N.M.
@lucyb152 жыл бұрын
I would never see this place if not for you, thank-you!
@williamfullofwood74212 жыл бұрын
Those drone shots are gorgeous!
@hhheee39392 жыл бұрын
The diversity of this blue marble we live on never ceases to amaze me. Thanx 4 takin us along on ur journey around and what the shit.
@TimeBrutus2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for bring us "sleaze bags" 😂😂😂 another great episode!!!
@adams67822 жыл бұрын
Best channel on KZbin. Period.
@cacogenicist4 ай бұрын
Top-2. The other is Paul MM Cooper's superb _Fall of Civilizations_
@unclefrogy7432 жыл бұрын
so interesting to see the natural environment that these plants come from very different from seeing them in botanic gardens or nurseries. I envy you the explorations but thank you for taking us along.
@caverli2 жыл бұрын
What a badass landscape. Never heard of the place, even as a caver.
@joshualennox35992 жыл бұрын
What a tour. That was awesome
@seththebeatmxchine2 жыл бұрын
I appreciate a landscape and just flora and fauna in general because of this guy.
@errhka2 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite places you've visited!
@chuxmix652 жыл бұрын
Another nice one! Thanks again for bringing us along...
@elizaonthemountain3464 Жыл бұрын
Lived in Mexico as a child in an area that looked just like that. Damn man, thanks for the tour❤ Your enthusiasm and potty mouth fkn crack me up.
@alandonaly4572 жыл бұрын
2 weeks ago I missed this, or got preoccupied. Anyway thank you for showing this beautiful place, cactus and other desert plants are nice. I can't really travel myself so this is the next best thing. Try not to break your ankles. GFYB!
@sandrams79392 жыл бұрын
Omg, cactus heaven. Growing well and hopefully they will be there for long long time.
@Zed8712 жыл бұрын
This video is just what I needed after a shitty day, much love Joey
@k8eekatt2 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen any of your videos for so long I'm really glad this one popped up!
@StevenWalling2 жыл бұрын
"I would not like to fall in a hole." Yes indeed.
@thedudegrowsfood2842 жыл бұрын
Magnificent natural garden!!
@AmericanaGardens2 жыл бұрын
Love these landscapes!
@ulalaFrugilega2 жыл бұрын
The end was shocking. But I am in proper awe!
@frankmacleod25652 жыл бұрын
Thanks Tony
@raphlvlogs2712 жыл бұрын
sinkholes and craters usually stay cold for longer due to cold air accumulating in there with no where to flow away
@hallcody32 жыл бұрын
Awesome environment there, that looks to be Native American pottery to me, I find similar stuff here on the gulf coast of south Florida. On the one shard you held up you can actually see the marks left by the hands that built that pot. Probably some really neat stuff that has been eroded down into that crevasse off that ledge over the hundreds of years that site has sat there abandoned. Would be cool to share that with a local archeological team to relay their finding to you. Maybe you’ll get to name the site?
@katiekane52472 жыл бұрын
You oughta check out "Old World Florida" channel. Not what you'd expect. There's some interesting history that's been chlorinated for the masses.
@hallcody32 жыл бұрын
@@katiekane5247 it’s funny you mention that because I had just become a new subscriber of that channel.
@flakesinyershoe81372 жыл бұрын
I've had some really good luck with the Irish setter boots. Think I'm on year 3 with mine, naturally they killed off that particular model so I'll probably give the name brand red wings a try next time.
@QuakerEarthlingMer2 жыл бұрын
I think it's "shards" but somehow"sherds" seems like cactus parts doesn't it? Love this one! Was hoping you would come visit in Harlingen. The City was threatening ti fine me.2k per.day for.overgrown vegetation. So we removed most.of.the non-native Duranta the bees etc. loved and that shaded a now-hot window... and MX Corona Vine. We still have a few hundred species front and back. City says we can't be a wildlife refuge at less than 1 acre. Are you coming to our Native Plant Project meeting coming up? Volker will donate if asked. 3 cheers for your great work. If only we could do a similarly engaging KZbin series on climate for the ignorant degenerate public. Am getting desperate!
@gaywizard20002 жыл бұрын
I thought it was land of the free?
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt2 жыл бұрын
It's sherds. Would make more sense if it were shards but curiously it's nahr
@x1777-x2 жыл бұрын
Incredible biodiversity
@agento5952 Жыл бұрын
So damn beautiful!! Thank you kindly!
@TheOldladyB2 жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed this. Thank you for sharing.
@clearobsession34092 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing your knowledge..
@Nobody-cw4wm2 жыл бұрын
Pleasantly surprised to have a video midweek…nice.
@bretttobin96322 жыл бұрын
Nice. 4k awesome. Would love to see that place when flowering.
@lisve2 жыл бұрын
Damn thank you for showing us!!! Loved every second
@leeanncory91 Жыл бұрын
Wondering if there are any possible inhabitable cavettes and holes that people may have used at one time? Kind of like the tuff cavettes of northern NM (like Bandelier NAtional Mon.
@karmakazi2192 жыл бұрын
What an amazing place!
@janewhite23312 жыл бұрын
Fascinating film thanks
@yfrontsguy2 жыл бұрын
That must be one of the most beautiful flora you have visited!
@garyelbert9072 жыл бұрын
Your amazing as always...gracias !!
@DOGMAFREE12 жыл бұрын
Hope you get to visit my home state DURANGO.. Mountain rural area. salute my guy. BadaBing!
@EK-xz8ig2 жыл бұрын
What a gorgeous, terrifying place!
@xXScissorHandsXx2 жыл бұрын
11:00 I did not know that Tony, good to know 😉
@vinman20432 жыл бұрын
That's why a healthy garden of San Pedro, bridgesii n some yotes keeps a man happy 😁
@BigBandLittleClub7772 жыл бұрын
So good, we can't get enough of your videos, seriously ♥ ♥ , you are a truly amazing dude! Thank you, my brain is starting to understand more every video!
@katiekane52472 жыл бұрын
Somehow I missed this earlier. Always good stuff Joey!
@hannahphilbey14562 жыл бұрын
Come back to Australia, WA! I’m too lazy to travel there from Queensland, BUT I could watch your adventure via the Tubes
@swaddington93992 жыл бұрын
Have you seen rose halls before Joey? Not a plant but still looks like those tree bromeliads. Cool stuff
@subverted2 жыл бұрын
The Beaucarnea recurvata is common in cultivation and not the wonderful/mysterious Beaucarnea gracilis! Huntington sold off a few seedlings of them in 2019.
@greenbeecolony19112 жыл бұрын
Love the bark on that one
@10889332 жыл бұрын
I might have missed it, but what causes the sinkholes like that? Water being removed from the aquifer faster than it is replaced?
@i-love-comountains38502 жыл бұрын
That's one of the many causes of sinkholes or "sonotes." My only experience with them is in the Lost Creek Wilderness State Park. Really cool place if you ever get the chance to go.
@Skoomz2 жыл бұрын
@@i-love-comountains3850 *cenote is the properly spelling. Sonote doesn't mean anything
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt2 жыл бұрын
No just the ease with which gypsum in the soil is dissolved in water.
@StillRunningWithPointedSticks2 жыл бұрын
Collapse of underground limestone voids originally dissolved by acid rain. Cave collapse. The caves could be subaqueous. This is 4000’+ elevation so … water flows downhill below as above ground.
@projectmalus2 жыл бұрын
Money shot for me was the Agave potatorum at 24:21 thanks.
@piperplays22 жыл бұрын
Working on some Lipochaeta spp. specimens right now in the herbarium at SF State while watching this.
@Wasko13122 жыл бұрын
Thank you X
@LukeMcGuireoides2 жыл бұрын
Wow, that place is freakin insane
@racheller87532 жыл бұрын
You lost me at the end talking about the fungus but I really want to understand I couldn't get my closed caption to turn on so I can look up the words maybe I'll talk about everything you said one day!!✌🏽♥️
@fenrirgg2 жыл бұрын
Those bromeliads trying to be agaves xp The diversity there is in another level, wonderful!
@PachamamaGLORY2 жыл бұрын
Bro good fact on the LD50 of mescaline and caffeine! I did not know that one. Ive never tried mescaline but i recommend 5meodmt from the bufo alvarius toad. Can you show some plants besides yopo that contain 5meodmt on a video?
@sueme19542 жыл бұрын
There is a book called A New Leaf. The movie has a happier ending 1971. Very much worth watching. I would love to hear a review of it.
@raeperonneau49412 жыл бұрын
Super cool.
@nickbono82 жыл бұрын
Wow, that place looks like a botanical cactus garden planted by humans!
@lewdards11272 жыл бұрын
i love your impersonations, you nail the voice lmao
@chemicalcowpoke3072 жыл бұрын
nice one. real bangers!‘
@anthonycarrillo26892 жыл бұрын
Bro toooo good! Was too into it she you said “fuck you goodbye” lol. But was the best part
@stephenmorton80172 жыл бұрын
dang thorny place. watch your step.
@placidpond2 жыл бұрын
I contend that TX (Austin Hill Country) Swiss cheese karst was formed in the shallow Cretaceous inland sea by the drilling of the abundant Ammonites in the calcium carbonate deposits.
@MBroam2 жыл бұрын
I love your vids so much, I jsut wish you would do more on the weird shit of the American South East (the deep southern south east...)
@Alexander_Alexander2 жыл бұрын
"once you've endured the texas heat, you can do anything" Aint that the fucking truth.
@Mis73rRand0m2 жыл бұрын
I will forever know thatlast Agave thanks to reading it as Potato Rum first.
@richardlynch10942 жыл бұрын
It's certainly possible to grow enough San Pedros from seed to supply all your mescaline needs. Just grow plants that aren't from the Predominant Clone in the U.S., which has little mescaline in it. Bridgesii clones or hybrids seem to be the most potent.
@seansezz2 жыл бұрын
Not a very pleasant high
@richardlynch10942 жыл бұрын
@@seansezz then you should not use it. Definitely DON'T USE IT! :)
@seansezz2 жыл бұрын
@@richardlynch1094 I'll still give it another chance lol
@g4nked2 жыл бұрын
I fucking LOVE that lil Prosopis nursery! 🤩🤩 Thankyou! From south East Australia ☺️
@Grimm-Gaming2 жыл бұрын
Now THATS what id call badlands.
@aragon2552 Жыл бұрын
You really should come to the canary islands some day
@britlew5933 Жыл бұрын
I liked the legumes coming out of the horseshit 🤣🤣🤣
@workerant78742 жыл бұрын
Very cool
@Martyr2172 жыл бұрын
For some stupid reason I've followed for over a year on FB but never thought about checking out to see if there was a KZbin channel. So I have a bit to catch up on it seems. 😂😂😂
@MissEwe2 жыл бұрын
Got dayuuuuum I love this channel 😊🐑
@apr0l2 жыл бұрын
Great video! Could you please add height in meters so non-Americans get it as well?
@thecrookedanvil2 жыл бұрын
Evolvulus looking like a sand dollar
@hhheee39392 жыл бұрын
Btw love the karen voice. Nailin it
@racheller87532 жыл бұрын
Rectal poultice ...🌵yes yes!!
@philgriffiths55142 жыл бұрын
Potatorum….. Woooo Wooooo NICE
@luisledesma5862 жыл бұрын
erectile poultice, you made snort my wine, I love how you throw that shit in to see if we are paying attention.
@itookallthenames2 жыл бұрын
More bangers than 1980s Slayer
@rubynoils28722 жыл бұрын
Love me some Plumeria!
@mikemc85752 жыл бұрын
Karwinskia, honey bee could be collecting resin for propolis
@beverlyhoward50292 жыл бұрын
Dude, did you say you've moved to south TX?
@canadiangemstones7636 Жыл бұрын
Jesus what a spot to botanyize. Slip on a jagged potsherd and you got a facefulla cactus and fall into a goddamn 20’ hole.
@FB-gm6el Жыл бұрын
to me that erosion looks like it was recent, and sudden/catastrophic...ask the locals if they had some mega rainfall event in the past 15 years