SION BUT I STARE YOU TO DEATH STRATEGY

[@SakuraTwo]

Dear Bob, you should play whatever Derrick wants you to play and win back his heart because friendship will carry you to Masters. This strategy involves apologizing to Derrick and playing whatever role he wants, whatever champion he wants, whatever build Derrick wants and doing your best to succeed. Derrick is a great entry into the Piantaverse, you must get him back Bob. You still owe Derrick those wins.

[@Turnups27]

add a period to the end of the last sentence, also capitalize Bob and Derrick as they are proper nouns, also friendship shouldn't be capitalized.

[@SakuraTwo]

@@Turnups27 Thank You!

[@mo0rkszz94]

And just to make it more interesting, have Derrick tell him what to build, and he cant build anything that derrick doesnt tell him to do so.

[@SakuraTwo]

@@mo0rkszz94 Done but i fear we are losing to ap jhin

[@michael87012]

How is this losing to ap jhin ??? 😭

[@bubblenugget163]

Dear Bob, you should play Chicken Neeko. With this build, you would go full AD and given the chance, you disguise as one of the small raptors in the enemy's jungle. Then you wait for the enemy jungler to come clear their raptors and kill him while staying as a chicken. If he starts running away you can transform if you have to.

[@Mars9471]

@@bubblenugget163 I actually did this in a game once, it was hilarious

[@Jalogdieu]

PLEASE GET THIS ONE TO WIN AP JHIN DOESN’T WORK ANYMORE

[@erazemmedved6508]

​@@Mars9471how do people get alot of likes lol

[@Mars9471]

@erazemmedved6508 I was the actual first comment since i happen to be on KZbin when I got the notification. Other than that I got lucky I guess

[@WAITHKS]

Lov it so much, we need those

[@T0NI_]

The immediate "I lied" in chat after the guy flashed is so funny

[@babyamy1655]

the fact that malza wanted to ff and you brought him back in the game for him to end it was cinema

[@kevinlobos5519]

Giving people space aids is tight!

[@pensuls7595]

Dear Bob, my favorite KZbinr is Pianta. I think you should honor his most popular video "is this game winnable" by playing Tp support Zilean, Jungle Zed, and Botlane Swain.

[@nightnite6517]

Dearest Bob, you should play *Eternal Darkness Nocturne* Your first three items (besides boots) are Axiom Arc, Experimental Hexplate, and Malignance. After those three your ultimate will be up practically every 20 seconds. Build whatever you like after the first three items are done

[@MysticHydra]

0:54 "rushing all the fun items, like un-ending despair" league summed up, fr.

[@thekitkatz8226]

Dear bob, WP to this Sion he played safe during laning phase, minimized deaths and yea he let some cs go but now hes scaled and is working with his team to win the game! Well played to this Sion!

[@dunkelbert8621]

Dear Bob, you should totally play AP Gangplank! You build all the AP items that make your oranges super powerful. Think about it: you eat a ton of citrus, spam those oranges, and heal like crazy. Plus, your barrels and ult will deal insane magic damage, and people won't know what hit them! Just imagine, you'll be unstoppable when your enemies can't even handle all the burst damage and healing. Trust me, AP GP is the way to go. Give it a try!

[@MiloThatch420]

AP GP OP

[@LethalityXerath]

Bonus points if you have a rell on your team

[@beezzinha]

32:23 mf do be dancing in the alcove while sion be fighting for his life

[@seilamano3974]

Bro, I was watching the video, having fun, I had to stop it because of how fucking horrible that was just to comment here (didn't have to since you had already commented)

[@DreadVille1]

7 seconds of doing nothing is actually insane

[@junova7503]

That MF was horrible. Didn't seem to even realize they can cancel their ult. Ended the game with cringe shit talking too. Plat isn't super impressive or anything but it's clear they don't belong there.

[@eesamees]

literally i was cringing so hard at her

[@Mars9471]

Dear Bob, you should play AP Jhin. I hear that youtuber Pianta played it 3 years ago. I watched him almost oneshot dragon with a stack of traps. O7 boys ive been rallied against. Can I send my likes to chicken neeko

[@thiulii]

omg i was about to ask for it too

[@sunrise_reverie]

I think traps don't stack anymore :( They have a radius-clearance now.

[@Mars9471]

@sunrise_reverie they should still stack. At the very least you can put a bunch in a small area. I've been seeing this ap jhin player on my shorts feed every now and then so i assume it still works. Herald_NA is his name.

[@riccardomiglietta7953]

The legendary but, alas, no more doable Lean Jhin build

[@opaaaalgahawy5475]

This doesn't work anymore :( they made traps not be able to stack

[@UnwovenSleeve]

Dear Bob, you should bring back Derrick so that the two of you can play Lux and Morgana as a duo Botlane, building the highest CDR possible. The permanent stun will be impossible to beat, I've heard that this strategy is massive in Taiwan.

[@ΔημήτρηςΛάππας-θ7η]

39:43 Bob out of context

[@medbck4425]

Dear Bob, Bel’Veth has surprisingly good AP scalings on her W and her R. Building items such as Nashor’s and Lich Bane make you a surprisingly bursty fighter. This strategy is sure to get you millions of LP, trust me.

[@96Kohaku]

The last game was such a rollercoaster the comeback, THE MALZAHAR, ur 342432 minutes long fight with Talon at the end... what a trip, love the bob series

[@apblolol]

Dear Bob, this is a good build. Well done Bob. I had a build idea for you to play Bob, and I think you might enjoy it. The champion is Braum, in the mid lane, with hail of blades, stride breaker then heartsteel. You can choose to play this in the bottom lane as a support, but I recommend going mid lane with Ignite, ghost, or teleport summoner spells. Tank items past the first two or if you are feeling spicy you can take experimental hexplate. If you fall behind, an alternative build would be Warmog's armor second with the potential of building Trailblazer or Knight's Vow. Wit's End is an acceptable item if the need arises for extra magic resist and you are on a budget and cant afford Hallow Radiance (for farming/dmg) or Force of Nature (for a more in your face style of play). I hope you enjoy reading this message Bob. Enjoy! yours truly - a friend

[@draven_sword7092]

This was one of the best Bob videos to date! I couldn't stop laughing and cheering you on throughout the entire video! Thanks for the upload, Bob!

[@paulinparadise2034]

5:01 just gonna leave that here…

[@nearwizard1337]

Hey Bob, you should play move speed Cassiopea. Just cause she can’t get boots, doesn’t mean she doesn’t have a need for speed. Cosmic Drive, Meji’s, Hextech Rocket Belt, Lich Bane, Shurelya’s, Stormsurge… Anything for a hit of the zoomies. If you must, you can get Rylais. Make everyone else slow is almost like going faster :p

[@ddanku25]

1:52 gigachad lies so that he gets ganked🤣🤣

[@shojinakayama6997]

17:25 if getting hit by turret unintentionally was a job, that guy would be a billionaire

[@Blasckk]

Dear Bob, you should play *TERRORIST ZIGGS,* basically try to take as many plates as possible from the three lines before the minute 14 and then continue trying to do as much damage as possible to the turrets. Ignoring the fights as much as possible and just focusing on bombing the enemy base by taking down all the structures

[@seandsouza6423]

9/11 ziggs

[@Guyonyoutube-ie8fz]

They need a skin where his ult is a plane crash

[@zselimegmen8714]

​@@Guyonyoutube-ie8fzkogmaw have TNT vest on his chest

[@eviethepixie8757]

Dear Bob, You should play Aphelios Jungle! I heard Psychopathic Poro has a comprehensive guide on his clear path, weapon rotation, and build path. I know this might be out of your comfort zone and is not optimal, but conquering adversities is what life is about!

[@matthewwojcik576]

[Sounding genuinely puzzled]: "I can't tell if they're killing me..." This is some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time.

[@LUvvUcy]

I literally just subscribed yesterday and these videos have really inspired me to get back into the game again, thank you Bob

[@Nesetera]

Dear Bob, you should play role-playing enchanter support. With this build you'd spin a funny wheel with all supports available and roleplay your character with the game chat your lane partner will love your enthusiasm! Bob would also earn bonus Bob-points if you play whatever idle game (for example Cookie Clicker, Bloons, etc.) in really passive lanes or if you're unfortunate enough to spin Yuumi.

[@TSSPDarkStar]

This isn't a strategy this is just trolling. Its the same as the pacifistno damage video that he hated

[@Guyonyoutube-ie8fz]

I mean brand who never roams because “he can’t enter the river” was popular and it’s pretty much trolling

[@Guyonyoutube-ie8fz]

Though I think those people have figured out that this series is for strats and weird builds not challenges so yeah

[@octocreeper8182]

Dear Bob, your team is the reason you are losing. Pick a carry bot laner and use a second laptop to play yuumi support to win lane by yourself.

[@maxomega3]

27:08 "she's so fast, but my frozen heart is slowing her" i dont think frozen heart ever had a slow

[@Roflmao6173]

27:28 "I'm gonna peel my orianna here" - immediately leaves Orianna

[@muyleche_]

Dear Bob, you should play Samira mid. It's like playing Samira ADC, without the pesky support to int your lane. Notable bans are Yasuo and Leona, as Yasuo wind wall removes your ult from being useful, and Leona removes you from the game if she's on the screen. Runes: Conq, Triumph, Legend: Bloodline, Coup de Grace, and then Dominance tree for Taste of Blood and Treasure Hunter. Build: Collector into relevant defensive boots, IE/BT depending on if you needed the lifesteal sooner or later, Mortal Reminder/flex defensive AD item (Death's Dance, Maw, Cringebow). Playstyle: heavy emphasis on poking often with Q in lane, waiting until 6 before looking to consistently all-in. Treat ganks like an assassin, only interested in showing up and diving when the enemy is

[@inferno2592]

Dear Bob, you should play blitzcrank top strategy. You take electrocute and sorcery for max damage, build berserkers boots as a first item, then go into nashor's tooth and malignance. You will have huge level 6 power spike because of your ult passive. I invented this strategy and i am using it for climb, it works really good.

[@burarak3932]

Dear bob, you should play trundle the dog. Getting hullbreaker as the second item you will never join any teamfights or objectives. Just hit towers

[@KeroseneZanchu]

Dear Bob, you should play Mixed Crit Miss Fortune. Start the game bullying the enemy mid with AP Miss Fortune, starting Blackfire Torch and Liandry's Torment. Then curb your build into Shadowflame, Infinity Edge, Collector. The mixed damage makes you impossible to build against, Infinity Edge works on both Shadowflame and your ultimate, and the combination of Shadowflame + Coup de Gras + Collector with all of your DOTs makes it very easy to execute enemies.

[@mofufto3814]

Dear Bob, you should play Zoomer Singed. You play singed jungle with a build that focuses on movespeed and utility. Your runes should be as follow; Glacial Ray, magical footwear, triple tonic, approach velocity, celerity and finally waterwalking. For the build, the only ap item you should build are Cosmic drive or rylais for permaslow. For the rest of the build, you simply go tank movespeed items. Another good option in tank items that lines up with the build is Zeke's convergence, to grant even more slows even in front of you when you ult, making you a true engage machine ! Good luck bob.

[@henripelletier8437]

Dear Bob, You should play ranged Fizz, where you build as much ultimate haste as you can and just send sharks after people, ive heard its good.

[@k4lkul4t0r2]

Dear Bob, you should play THE MIGHTY SMITING CHO'GATH. this strategy involve taking cho gaht to jungle, maxing his q and not tanking but killing enemies with auto attacks or if you can eating them, basiclly its auto attack giant cockroach strategy but in jungle Items List: Shoes(any kind) Overlord's Bloodmail Titanic Hydra Sterak's Gage Warmog's Armor Sundered Sky

[@m-a-t-t6869]

lmao that kogmaw lie was devious

[@skkytrmt9730]

Dear Bob, you should play brand mid but NEVER go into the river since water puts fire out. You have bonus damage on land tho so don't worry

[@AidanStewart9]

This is for sure one of the most boring ones that I constantly see. It’s just a regular strong laner (yes strong, I hate brand) that has a slight restriction. Like okay he can’t go into the river so to help his team and rotate he just goes to the jungle and pokes them from there since he has some range. At that point just split push the whole time

[@skkytrmt9730]

​@@AidanStewart9 there is literally a video of him playing k sante normally. If you don't like it you can just skip past it my guy.

[@mattftft]

​@@skkytrmt9730The problem with your "strategy" is that it's more of a challenge and not really a "strategy". Although maybe the extra damage when in land works (idk if that's real I haven't played in years, just enjoying his videos), it's not that good of a trade compared to faster roams.

[@Daikyu9.47]

Lame, uncreative, griefing, trolling, not fun, 15 min ff "strategy" that doesn't even include any specific runes or items. Good job! Maybe you should already stop spamming it under every video, nobody wants to see your "brand afraid of water" fetish visualised

[@Daikyu9.47]

Stop spamming this boring and uncreative cringe under every video

[@renanbauer]

I like The idea that this big guy just stare at you until you die

[@MontanaManDan]

Dear Bob, You should play tongue slap Tahm Kench and build Rod of Ages into Nashors, etc. You are a glass canon but it is so fun to one shot people.

[@kualalumpur997]

Dear Bob, I’d really love to give you a strategy that would help you climb easily. My choice of today is full AP Amumu Mid. You rush fated ashes + maligma. Runes should be electrocute. You would win lane easily, trust, and can oneshot a Penta for yourself late. My winrate with it so far is above 80%. Don’t thank me, you deserve it.

[@Wintyrs]

19:17 Sions animations with "BOOM! BIG, W" was immaculate.

[@himynameisexo]

Dear Bob, as this build was great, I feel as though you didn't stick with the challenge and should've went; Sunfire Cape, Unending Dispair, Thornmail, Spirit Visage, Force of Nature, and Sorcerer Shoes. The reason for Sorcerer Shoes is because everything does magic damage, including Unending Dispair, which heals based on the damage it does. Thank you for taking your time to read this.

[@nuganooch1]

4:17 Dear Bob, I heard from a guy with a really cheesy villain mustache that you should try attack speed Braum support. He mentioned something about hail of blades too.

[@Indignifly]

Dear Bob, you should play tank Aatrox where you start with a ruby crystal and 2 pots then rush Warmogs and swifties. Then build Heartsteel, once you have that go roam to get Heartsteel stacks. Since Aatrox e scales off of hp you will become a tank who regens a lot of health by hitting your enemies. Then build Overlord's bloodmail for massive damage and more healing. Next build either spirit visage for the improved healing or titanic hydra for the damage. Then once in the late game where you are a full tank, build sterak's gage for a massive shield. For runes either go the classic conqueror Aatrox or you can go Grasp of the Undying with demolish plus precision.

[@omarmazhar4434]

Dear Bob, you should play roaming pyke mid, rush the new symbionic soles + yoummus ghostblade and fly from lane to lane using your ult to collect and share gold. You are allowed to queue up as mid and support ;)

[@ramespeon]

Dear Bob, my sources are telling me about a new STONKS build, you should play Twisted Fate with First Strike, Cash Back, and Treasure Hunter, get Collector, Stormsurge and Cull and just gather as much gold as possible to flex on your teammates

[@maybe5918]

What if Bob played every champion in the alphabet, that would be fun.

[@Melvin-ly1xm]

Dear Bob, have you heard of the infamous assasinating catfish strat? Basically you go Ignite Smite Tahm Kench Jungle for a safe farming early game and build full AP. You max W first so your range is increased for the perfect ganking angle and as soon as you max Q and have your R available you just oneshot enemies. Oh, and ofc you go Hail of Blades to stack your Passive as quick as possible.

[@samuelnoel2889]

Hi Bob, 3 Million Point Sion main here, I'm going to cut right to the point and give you the most fun Sion build you'll ever have. RUNES: Grasp Presence of Mind Demolish Coup de Gra Second Wind Overgrowth Attackspeed Scaling HP Scaling HP (or tenacity) ITEMS: Unending Despair/Spirit Visage (depends if enemy is AD or AP) Finish boots (swifites, tabis or mercs, but swifites are usually safest if you don't know) Spirit Visage/Unending Despair (whichever you didn't build first) Sundered Sky (you can build first into hard winning matchups or ones where you can afford to build damage early, like Teemo or Nasus) Last two items are free to pick but I usually like Jak'Sho fourth.

[@lordmaynardthe3rd585]

Dear Bob, you should play Dive Bomber Alistar. With this build, you go full AP, go mid and.... GO DIVE BOMB.

[@axeljerosimich7260]

Dear Bob, you should play Speedy Ashe. With this build, you can only buy items that cointain zeal or rectrix (and boots).

[@mh4ultimate]

Dear Bob, you should play ap warwick, the build is simple, for your rune you'll need Dark Harvest:Sudden Impact:Eyeball Collection:Ultimate Hunter and Sorcery:Transcendence:Manaflow Band. For the items its :doran ring at the start, nashoor tooth first item ,sorcerer boots ,lichbane ,rabadon then cosmic drive. If you are very good you can also get a mejai. But thats just how i made the build , you can make it however you wish of course.(i do recomend playing top). I hope you will try out this build,good luck!(i'm in no way responsible if you lose lp by playing this build)

[@itsnotme206]

Dear Bob, you should play roleplaying Mantheon. Play Pantheon in every role because he's that much of a chad and also roleplay as him in chat to inmerse yourself in the true Pantheon experience™.

[@BigBaller63]

Dear Bob, you should play Jhin jungle. The Build is called 'Jhingle' and it works way better than expected. In order for it to work u start e and rush to red buff stacking as many traps as possible, then you can just build full ad crit jhin and have fun "gankin" with W and ult :D . You can choose whatever rune page but dark harvest lowkey slaps!

[@mellywood]

Dear Bob, please play full crit talon, its as simple as it sounds, rush symbiotic boots + Collector, then IE, Ghostblade, LDR, PD. Always run for auto meleeQ auto combo and enjoy the oneshot

[@bucketato5195]

Dar Bob, you should play Maximus Jaximus. It's a strategy that solves Jax' only problem: He scales with every stat in the game, except with Max HP! So for this build, we'll only build Items that scale with Max HP or Bonus HP. These include Heartsteel, Warmog's Armor, Riftmaker, Overlord's Bloodmail, Titanic Hydra, Unending Despair, Sunfire Aegis, Hollow Radiance, Abyssal Mask and Hullbreaker. Of course, a true Maximus Jaximus still needs acceptable footwear, so boots will not fall under this rule, you're free to build whichever pair you wish. For runes, of course, Grasp of the Undying is perfectly viable, but since this build will make you fight for long times, Conqueror is absolutely fine, too. If the enemy is very slippery, you may also take Phase Rush, a true Maximus Jaximus should be able to utilize any Rune to be the best at what they do! And so are you, Bob! I wish you the best in all the ventures that are yet to come for you!

[@karmanomicon]

That play at 17:50 had my mouth absolutely agape. you could have e'd minions to slow trynd after his ghost ran out instead of walking up and charging a pointless q... absolutely flabberghasted

[@willnash7907]

Dear Bob, you should play Bruiser Leona Top. I hear it's the strongest, manliest tank out there. Good luck!!

[@lamMeTV]

Dear Bob, you should try out Grasp Senna in the top lane, rushing Heartsteel. It is a very soothing experience, slowly gathering more and more stats.

[@availabeluser5691]

Dearest Bob, You should play Urgot adc, preferably with a hard engage supp like Leona or Nautilus, but dmg supps work well with it too. You will just build regular bruiser items, with the exception of a first item Eclipse. Your starting item in most cases will be dorans shield, but if possible you will go for cull,since it gives insane healing on Urgot W.

[@unicornking6579]

Dear bob you should play speedy Cho’Gath where you build only movement speed. The optimal build is Warmogs-swiftness boots-trinity force and then either dead man’s or force of nature ending on Mejia’s. You should go normal runes with Grasp, magical footwear and approach velocity.

[@bashbros1411]

Dear bob you should play tower taker jinx in mid lane, make sure to use kraken slayer and hull breaker ✌️

[@ShroudedNote]

Dear bob, play normally

[@kingbod2075]

Please people....

[@yoshihasascended]

Punctuation please.

[@Turtleenthusiast-u2b]

Neverrrr

[@Aarvid_Hati]

no! don't like, don't watch

[@SkitoOwn]

At 32:25 miss fortune starts displaying her dempsey roll. Sion died for it, but Ippo would be proud.

[@spyrosjovaras3818]

Dear Bob, you should play Ziggs and Veigar bot lane. Veigar will use his E to lock opponents in his cage and Ziggs will use his W to push them on the case resulting in them being stunned. I heard this strategy is good.

[@leandroconti4435]

I love that against teemo its actually stare down sion, because he just blinds sion autos and can dodge almost all of sion s skillshots

[@realjottie]

Staring down the 1hp Vayne while she, Leona and Sett kept CCing you was so funny 😭😂

[@drastic6411]

As someone who plays this exact strategy I'm very happy with how much you seemed to enjoy yourself!

[@MistyGaming420]

Dear Bob, you should play Magic Horse Hecarim. You go full AP Hecarim jungle, your W and R both have good AP scaling and you max W first followed by Q, E, and R whenever you can! You take Phase Rush wtih Dom second for extra damage. Start by going Lich Bane, with CDR boots. Follow it up with a cosmic drive then build straight into a Riftmaker. Last 2 items will be Deathcap and if you need defensive get a banshii or hourglass!

[@KAMFP]

Dear Bob, you should play full Crit Bleed Talon. First rush essence reaver for sustain and ability haste, then grab Yun Tal Wild Arrows. you can follow it up with the collector, phantom dancer and lord dominics. You can grab any shoe as the match up demands. Also Talon's non dash Q auto crits so you can play with that as well. I'd grab sorcery runes for summon aery, manaflow band, transcendence and scorch. sudden impact and eyeball collector from domination runes.

[@Retrouba]

Dear Bob, you sholud try full attack speed Braum top, it worked for me, so give it a try!

[@chizzles6185]

Dear Bob, I heard that ad Neeko jungle is really good. You can build items to max out your damage as a minion and become the strongest minion on summoners rift.

[@lukashowald811]

Dear Bob, you should play Ap Tham Kench with Gohst and TP. You wait until lvl 6, then gohst at your enemy, slap them, swallow them and spit them unter your turret. You deal surprisingly good damage with 2-3 items if you go Heartsteel, Swifties, Riftmaker and Liandrys. Split push Kench has never been so good!

[@Beeboy_Storyels]

Dear Bob, you should AP Thresh Midlane. He has CC, good AP ratios, scaling AP and decent wave clear with E

[@QrenRelax]

Dear bob, have you heard about pianta?, its a great youtuber and plays teemo, i saw that one time he plays teemo attack speed.

[@Webbyhx]

Dear Bob, you should play Splitpusher Nilah. You take Fleet and Demolish, build collector and hullbreaker, ignore objectives and splitpush all game. While in lane only care about cs, use tp and ghost to go back to lane faster and force the enemy to recall. Q hits towers btw

[@balahan123]

Dear Bob, you should play support Garen, placing a greater emphasis on cooldown reduction items that also increase your tanking capabilities for your build while maxing your w second. Use Aery or Grasp for your keystone. I heard its good.

[@SamuelKyle-p3d]

bamis deals the same amount of damage as the completed item sunfire, same with bramble. So there's a turbo version of this build where you just go bamis/bramble > unending > the other > complete both. Its not like you're ever losing out on the armor that wouldve been a part of sunfire's completion because you're still getting armor with your next item

[@user-sy6tg1ol9e]

Oh Bob, Recently there is a buzz about the power of AD Neeko in the Top Lane. It is said that you can melt even tanks with empowered autos with Blade of Ruined King, Kraken Slayer and Rage blade

[@MiloThatch420]

A man of culture I see

[@julianoates980]

Dear Bob, you should play zero interaction Anivia mid. First, build tear and then start building a ROA. Once you reach level six, use your ult to clear every wave, and whenever you have a new wave coming in, use your wall to block it so the waves meet right in front of your tower, instead of in the middle of the lane. Repeat this until your opponent gets bored and roams, then try to take platings and mid tower.

[@chitisright1337]

Dear Bob, you should try Conqueror Ashe mid with bruiser items. You can provide a lot of utility and pressure in both laning phase and teamfights with W spam, use your ult and E to function as a second support, and you can still pump out a lot of damage on your own (unlike standard Ashe support). First item is Manamune, then Shojin and Trinity are both good options, or Black Cleaver for anti-tank utility.

[@King-11-]

Dear bob, you should play "mage destroyer galio" full magic resist item, since galio w damage reductio scale off magic resist and also his passive do too

[@Johnny_200]

Dear Bob, I hope this message reaches you well, I recommend you to play AP Kai'sa on Midlane. You build Nashors tooth, Shadowflame, Rabadon's Deathcap, Horizon Focus, Zhonya's Hourglass and Banshee's veil. With these you want to permanently stay on long range far away from anyone that could potentially jump on you and fire your W at anything you can see. Not only will you do almost a thousand damage each shot but you will also be able to readily fire every 3s as long as you hit enemies. And if you manage to proc your passive you will do around 75% missing health magic damage which can even execute tanks with half their HP bar. During laning phase you want to stay far away and farm using your enhanced autoattacks from your passive and Nashor's tooth and never risk being jumped on. It is very safe to play as your E allows you to dodge most things that enemies throw at you and your Q is excellent for killing minions as it scales with AP aswell. Roaming also works great as a single CC on an enemy allows you to dash towards and away from it giving a massive shield that scales with AP aswell. And during theamfights you roleplay as a mobile artillery with incredible damage over incredible range. Playing this correctly easily makes you the highest damage champion in the game while also allowing for very safe and reliable execution. The highest success runes are First strike, Cashback, Tonic and Cosmic Insight and for your secondaries I recommend manaflow band and gathering storm. Aswell as two AP runes and Health growth. I hope this brief explanation and build concept have sparked your interest and I am looking forward to your response. Yours Sincerely, Artillery Kai'sa P.S: I will repeat my message until you play AP Kai'sa

[@SevenSinsGER]

Dear Bob, you should play Adventure Line Warwick. Simply pick Warwick on a position of your choice and start with W as your first skill as it will guide you to your next adventure. Every time the blood trail appears, you must follow it no matter what. There's treasures on the other side of that trail! ✨

[@mariusteearu8728]

bauss would be proud

[@cowblob6539]

Dear Bob, you should play Missile Pantheon. His thrown spear scales with ap as well as his W stun and Ult. Point of the build is to run ludens into malignance then other bursty ap items and throw spears and one shot people with his ult.

[@orangestore9166]

Dear Bob, You should attempt to get the most honorable votes in 5 games. A high moral can turn a game around! The most important part of gaming is the friends we make along the way and having fun. I hear it is good for your mental wellbeing as well! I wish you the best of luck on your games, Bob.

[@jacobm9259]

Dear Bob, I hear that playing ARAM on Summoner's Rift is a great way to get LP. Since the rest of the map doesn't exist you can focus on the best parts; kills, towers, an inhibitor and the nexus. Also bonus points if your whole team joins in too. Random champion for the initial champion and two re-rolls(you get 1 re-roll back after a match, so you have a game in a game, yay). The rest is just doing the best you can with the champion the game chooses for you.

[@GreetedSaucer93]

Dear Bob, you should play Nautilus with Sundered Sky (henceforth abbreviated as "SS"). Both his passive and SS encourage switching targets during a teamfight and share the same cooldown per target. SS can be included in a standard tank set, or you could lean into a more offensive set that capitalizes on the on-hit effect of Titan's Wrath. In spite of my suggestions, you are free to build any item so long as you obtain SS first. Best regards... - GS

[@verdezapo]

Dear Bob, you should play support Lilia. Run ultimate hunter, celerity and water walking for ultimate ganking ability. I have heard it's good :)

[@yotamvazana1377]

Dear Bob, you should play as a ward with Neeko support, you will dress as a ward until you have the opportunity to engage. Also you will have to travel around the map only dressed as a ward

[@merloin5141]

4:40 that Kyle auto attacking and then dying to turret got me lmao

[@niklasmuller6935]

Dear Bob, auto attack lulu top is the best, start nasher into rage and kraken, this proves to everybody that lulu ults are meant for herself.

[@emilpham9465]

Dear Bob, you should play Jhingle (Jhin Jungle). With this strategy you max E, but are free to build whatever.

[@LoathsomePopoEater]

Dear Bob, After playing hot potato you're now way too heated, your next action should be heartsteal Anivia to cool yourself down and try to steal Derrick's heart back after the Divorce . Trust me this strategy is going to win you derrick back oh totally some lp too yea.

[@jesusbarron1641]

Dear bob, you should try bowling ball rammus. You build full move speed so that your ult range grows like crazy. Then you use q and ult from across the screen and knock all the enemies up like bowling pins

[@thecruciblesstand6996]

Dear Bob, you should play reverse damage champs. Essentially you may choose whatever champion you so desire every game, but you must go the opposite of what their intended damage source was. For example if you pick Ahri you must go full AD Ahri. If you play a champion with no opposite damage scaling, then you must go tank, no exceptions. Thank you for your consideration Bob!

[@bubblenugget163]

Dear Bob, you should play Rhassassin. You pick Kayn and pick the runes that fit the Shadow Assassin form. However, you can only pick the Rhaast form. In addition, you have to use the Shadow Assassin build (think lethality items). If you have to, first item can be different, such as Eclipse. Otherwise, stick to assassin items.

[@MiloThatch420]

It’s called purple kayn btw. Look it up

[@Aarvid_Hati]

that's basically normal rhaast dude

[@user-zj6iz1rl8d]

Dear Bob, I wanted to share an idea with you regarding Garen and the potential of using the Hail of Blades rune as his primary build. While Garen might initially seem unconventional for this strategy, I believe it has significant potential. Garen has one of the highest base attack damage values in the game, and his Q - Decisive Strike benefits from a 110% total AD scaling. Combining this with Hail of Blades provides a powerful early-game advantage. At level 1, Garen can deliver a strong initial hit followed by two rapid attacks. This burst of damage makes it challenging for most champions to match him early on. Furthermore, as the game progresses, the crit scaling from Hail of Blades would enhance his damage output even further. Thank you, Bob, for considering my idea. I appreciate your time and attention. Best regards, Blob Bloblity.