Sir Norman Fry Compilation - Little Britain

[@MrCaerbannog]

"I was invited to a meeting with a major pharmaceutical company in Northern Ireland. During that meeting, I absent-mindedly picked up what I assumed to be a pack of complimentary tissues. It was not until I got home that I realized that it had actually been £100,000 in cash. Naturally I wrapped the cash up along with a note apologizing for the mix-up, and posted it back to the company. Unfortunately, I forgot to wear my glasses, and what I assumed to be the post box was in fact the night deposit box at my local bank. As soon as I was aware that the money had gone into my account, I called my bank and instructed them to transfer the money back to the pharmaceutical company. Unbeknownst to me, however, the Russian gentleman on the other end of the line misunderstood, and transferred the money to a Cayman Islands account whose owner I am informed happens to share the same name as me. The money is therefore sadly unrecoverable, and as far as I am concerned, that is the end of the matter."

[@julianr7947]

Brilliant. I kept subvocalizing David's voice as I read

[@royhunt1493]

You have a talent for this...excellent stuff 🙂

[@highdownmartin]

I always used to think the big bronze safety deposit boxes were letterboxes. 50 years later and I find that innocent MPs can also be labouring under the same misapprehension. Nicely written sir!

[@roseyk7677]

Absolutely spot on 😂😂😂

[@guharup]

Well written

[@brandont7718]

“After a successful day clapping for the NHS, I was invited into an aides office, for what I thought, was a meeting to discuss health care reform. Upon entering the office, I slipped on a carelessly discarded lateral flow test and Im afaird to say a part of my body entered hers. As far as Im concerned that is the end of the matter”

[@tyranitararmaldo]

Boris quoted the last bit almost word for word...

[@truth2power]

Be very aware of the dangers of murray mints and glacier cherries, many a promising conservative ministerial career ruined by such impertinent items!

[@connoroverall580]

@@truth2power A Sweet-tooth indeed....

[@seaglasskaz6314]

Ooooo matron@!@

[@enlightenednews5265]

The funniest part of your story is. Idiots did clap like seals.and they wore the muzzle and took the jab. Pmsl.

[@mrman8541]

"Unfortunately, my foot accidentally slipped onto the accelerator and I inadvertently drove 500 miles to Barnard Castle".

[@tigerfeet2813]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thewomble1509]

Far funnier and far more relevant than this compilation. well done sir!!

[@richardsunday1612]

Genius

[@mrman8541]

@Andrew Armand Yes, it is very funny.

[@mrman8541]

@Andrew Armand I hate the left too

[@rogerbeaumont4952]

Whilst working late one evening before Xmas myself and several hundred colleagues became trapped in the function room of No.10 with nothing to survive but cheese and alcoholic drinks. I slipped on the wet floor and hit the button on the stereo, which although broke, played Xmas music An electrician managed to repair the stereo at 2am the next day and turn it off. They're was no party. That is all I've got to say on the matter

[@larryw2589]

🥜🥜🥜🥜🍿🍿🍿 maybe that will be in his announcement on tomorrow

[@forthrightgambitia1032]

@@larryw2589 That was his announcement.

[@larryw2589]

@@forthrightgambitia1032 lol I didn’t expect it was that bad. The #workevent is now the running gag on social media

[@forthrightgambitia1032]

​@@larryw2589 What was surrealist comedy 20 years ago is now news.

[@mishapurser4439]

Magnificent XD

[@adamgregory5274]

Matt Lucas' face throughout all these steals it

[@garethroberts9729]

Tears rolling down my face watching his reaction

[@syadams1471]

Yes exactly. And the kids move over to Matt hehe.

[@wisteela]

And the way the kids are standing there.

[@mdaddy775]

When Matt's in a sketch, nobody else stands a chance!

[@softshallow7435]

@violence 32 76 I think it works better like this.

[@Wolish]

Knew after the news about Hancock people would be searching for this clip.

[@dutchschaefer5787]

🤣

[@Spurr_ovo]

We love our humour too much lads so had to be done 😂

[@jordansean6986]

Haha yes lad

[@gregormcnee3990]

Snap!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣👍I've shared it on FB.

[@Shaztru]

Absolutely 💯 👍😄

[@KevinSmith-wp9qs]

'invited me into their cubicle to talk to them about government policy'😂😂😂

[@ChrisHopkinsBass]

It’s up there with Private Eye’s “discussions about Uganda”

[@grahamnancledra7036]

Is that what they said? I sub-titles worked when I watched it.

[@iainclark5964]

We've all done it!!!!

[@dchristos1972]

omg that scene was hilarious. inviting a grown man into a public cubicle at 3am in morning to have chat about politics lol

[@trevorpettingill4871]

Now down the toilet like starmer

[@benedettobruno1669]

I love how Matt Lucas looks like a real and dignified wife and mother of two.

[@socialside5332]

i didnt even realise it was him

[@truth2power]

Tory Family Values are so important? Until the next shagging opportunity comes along….

[@rodgerq]

Yeah he's nailed it so well 🤣🤣

[@zacmumblethunder7466]

@@rodgerq It was ages before I realised that it was him playing the crap hypnotist. "There never was a Blackadder three, and it was called Blackadder the third anyway, it never existed"

[@j0nnyism]

I think he studied real politicians wives. He’s spot on. Wish they’d bring back little Britain. Fuck these touch sensitive twats

[@Brass-and-Bullets]

Who’s here after Matt Hancock just got caught and anticipating his story being like this sketch 😆

[@TheCityboi9]

Exactly that 😆

[@peterfll]

🖐🏻

[@dutchschaefer5787]

👍🏼

[@Shaztru]

🙋‍♀️

[@edwardmichie7527]

👍

[@grizcuz]

"Whilst conversing with an acquaintance I'd made on the Grinder application on my mobile phone. I accidentally took a photograph of my genitals and sent it to him. The acquaintance seemed most impressed by this and asked me if any of my fellow MP's would also want to send him photos of their genitalia? I now understand that sending him their numbers was a foolish thing to do, but if anything, I'm the victim and any criticism is tantamount to victim shaming." William Wragg MP 2024

[@Micegift]

That is almost a statement by Hugh Edwards. 😉

[@TicoStudio90]

Love the way Lucas, as the wife, just stands there with the false supportive facial expression, whilst listening to her husband's blatant cover-up scripted lies. Absolutely brilliant these two. Genius comedy 👏👏😂😂👌👌❤️❤️

[@barvdw]

and the shuffling of kids. First, it's the girl in front of Walliams, than it's the boy, and in the last excuse, they are both safely in front of Lucas.

[@nicksteele9436]

@@barvdw That's subtle! I watched this when it first came out and didn't spot it til you pointed it out

[@lemsip207]

Reminds me of Hilary Clinton when she found out about Bill Clinton's affairs with Gennifer Flowers and Monica Lewinsky and sexual harassment of Paula Jones among many others.

[@clich126]

Captain obvious

[@bogan-slayer7469]

It was a cover up with scripted lies???? Are you sure???

[@lizzywalker6961]

The wife and two children gradually standing further away 😂

[@danielbright2916]

Good spot!

[@mariannacsinger788]

...and wearing different clothes

[@reasonablyserious]

@@mariannacsinger788 as people tend to do

[@roseharvey2664]

His wife was probably worried he might slip on something and goodness knows what might have happened.

[@fredsmith8220]

@@reasonablyserious She means it's two different scenes genius 😂

[@Splotched]

I swear these lesser known little britain sketches are so much better than the ones they're remembered for.

[@johnweir1217]

Same with Monty Python

[@H0n3yMonstah]

Because the ones they're better known for haven't aged as well. At the time this was probably considered less funny, but this is still a sketch you could make today and it would be relevant. The more well known sketches have more of a punch down style of comedy. Punching down at minorities, the disabled, the trans community etc. There's even outright blackface, with characters such as Andy, Anne, Emily Howard, Desiree, Ting Tong etc. Comedy often doesn't age very well and you certainly would not be making a good portion of those sketches today.

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Half Man Half Woman

[@ah7910]

“Punching down minorities” Paul, you’re the problem mate. Ask the minorities if they felt punched down or instead found them really funny, instead of condescending us.

[@H0n3yMonstah]

@@ah7910 blackface is problematic mate, whichever way you look at it.

[@presidentwoodrow]

as all 40 of us entered the room for our business meeting we noticed some bottles of unopened wine and uneaten cheese on the table. These items were near there sell-by date so we decided to drink the wine and eat the cheese. During this and while not under humurous circumstances we found some discarded items and decided to exhange them to each other in a highly randomized fashion which can construed as the ritual known as "Secret Santa". This was not a party but a highly randomized series of events and I consider the matter closed thank you

[@tanja8907]

Did prince Andrew use this to train for his interview.

[@jargonellie6630]

😳 😆🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@richardclarke376]

yes, he'd never heard of LIttle Britain and a mischievous footman told him Lucas & Walliams were corporate image consultants

[@Nickelodeon81]

He trained? LMAO I don't think so.

[@sandravaldez6278]

Yes I think he did ... how long he is going to hide behind his mother’s skirts?!!! It’s time he goes to jail he won’t be the first monarch or the last👍🏼‼️everyone is worry about Harry and ignore the real crimes⁉️⁉️⁉️

[@rossmccord2835]

Ha. 'Train'

[@baljj]

This is legitimately one of the best sketches ever created.

[@adamiotime]

Prince Andrew's "I don't sweat" 😂

[@christavandyk2058]

You are not only very funny, but SO right! 🤣🤣🤣

[@dishokaur1410]

Your comment is spot on 🤣🤣🤣

[@vhseshproductions2378]

He was like - “Check Mate”.

[@James-jl4jt]

Dominic Cummings' drive to test his eyesight

[@RadagonTheRed]

“I slipped on a glacé cherry and landed inside one of the men”. I’m dying.

[@gohumberto]

Tory ministers "Poor bloke.... bloody good chap... I buggered him once at Eton... straight as an arrow"

[@Luke-PlanesTrainsDogsnCars]

Down low to new depths ...LOL

[@theveedubsnut4723]

Facts 🤣🤣

[@2490debrick]

Why Tory when the latest was Vaz lol...

[@sarahjane8400]

Haha. Was that one of Tim nice but Dim's lines?

[@muttleybn8007]

@@2490debrick That comment didn't age well.

[@thefreedomguyuk]

I don't know how many times I've been watching these, but they never get old. And in real life, always same words we are hearing, from different faces. Comedy gold!!

[@nadroj-88]

“I have a condition that I got from an overdose of adrenaline in the falklands war that stops me from sweating so I could not have been sweating on that girl”

[@jargonellie6630]

He said whilst sweating profusely on Newsnight...!

[@pauljackson2409]

LOL! That makes Sir Norman Fry's excuses, sound perfectly credible!

[@jpaulc441]

He was telling the truth. The liquid wasn't sweat...

[@fintonmainz7845]

For something to be funny it has to be believable

[@Isabella-nh5dm]

I miss Little Britain. Loved this sketch. Loved Matt doing the ever supportive, smiling wife. Notice how, as they progress through the incidents, the kids are moved around each time. In the final, they end up standing with the wife, clutching their shoulders, keeping them 'safe'.

[@anonUK]

It's a pity LB is now more remembered for those two grotesque overweight women characters pursued by the fat-fetishist played by Rob Brydon. Oh and the Thai ladyboy bride in the last series. They were at their height in the second series, I think. Still not a patch on the LoG though.

[@jonathanlandau-litewski7405]

@@anonUK LoG was and remains the best!

[@66Viscount]

The thing is there are some people in real life that would give a statement similar to that and expect the public to believe it. Then you get the “ My wife is standing by me through all this ....she is my rock!!”......Oh yeah?? I think David and Matt really do this sketch well. Matt is hilarious simply saying nothing!..... comedy gold.

[@Luke-PlanesTrainsDogsnCars]

How would this sketch go over in Belarus or Iran I wonder .

[@jeddward9464]

Like a statement from This Mornings 😆🤣😂

[@annedonnellan6876]

Judge judy has a comment about rain...

[@denisdowling3971]

This sketch is sadly based in reality. There were a String of British politicians literally caught with their pants down in the 80s and 90s and their ridiculous statements were the inspiration for Walliams and Lucas.

[@alanrix5344]

This is very funny considering that we're going through all the bull in Australia at the moment with a general election on the way and while no Politician has had to make these types of excuses, when I see Pollies with the head nodders behind them I think of Little Britain

[@lohphat]

Notice that the editing is genius -- all of the shots where he says something "uncomfortable" are close ups -- the kids are not present. The cut shots are blended perfectly.

[@nagualdesign]

That's my favourite part; that it looks like the kids are there when he's talking about spit roasting and wotnot. 😂

[@TeaAtTwo2]

He's posh so he must be telling the truth.

[@beaatrice7510]

Neil Parish MP "stumbling on porn" while looking for tractors online brought be back to this clip...same hilarious excuses!😂

[@bluegtturbo]

To be fair the search engine probably predictive guessed 'massive tits' instead of 'massey tractor' 😂

[@michaelsanders1936]

Always reminds me of Dominic Cummings trip to Barnard Castle story.

[@brianmurphy8455]

snap :) I just mentioned that to my mum a few minutes before reading your comment and that's why i looked up this video :)

[@wimpow]

You can read today about Szájer József, in Brussels in a gay bar, with drugs. He is a member of the homophobe ultraconservative Hungarian party.

[@sirvidia]

Ron Davies and his "moment of madness"

[@mrman8541]

He probably watched this for inspiration before the press conference.

[@kittyr8108]

this is pretty much any mp making a statement EVER 😂

[@ThomasHarding1990]

''I slipped on a Glacé cherry, and landed INSIDE one of the men'' LMFAO.

[@grahamnancledra7036]

Yes we all heard it and laughed too!

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

You f'in laugh, but this Saudi guy actually used this as a defense for rape! He said he fell and his penis entered the victim!

[@deanostevenson9238]

Unfortunately there was a mix up at the airport ,and I ended up on a private plane , I found out later this plane was known as the Lolita express , this private plane landed at Jeffery Epstiens island in the Bahamas with a number off other younger passengers on a school trip ,cuoisidently I had meet Jeffery in the past and he provided accommodation for me fortunately , Unfortunately there were no returning flights for 2 weeks , so I was stuck on Jefferys island , in the 2 weeks wile on the island I cannot remember much , I categorically cannot even remember sweating , due to heat exposure , regards Andrew

[@lyriakey]

I remember watching this as a kid I always thought it was so boring. I didn't understand anything but now it's so funny I can't 😂

[@katie2275]

I like to think these genuinely were accidents and this guy is just incredibly innocent/unlucky

[@mrsweetscottyd7890]

I don't lol 🤣

[@Kris.G]

you surely mean "lucky"? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@kate_cooper]

I never thought of it that way before, but that actually makes it funnier.

[@LivingWeirdCameron]

Incredibly innocent 😂

[@mrsweetscottyd7890]

The lying about it being true is much more fun and funnier

[@vaughanrichards7438]

Amazing how Matt Lucas manages to maintain that expression on his face throughout the sketch!

[@ajs41]

To be pedantic, I think it was probably a green/blue screen situation so that the young children didn't actually have to listen to the graphic details of what Walliams was saying.

[@AK-ru3sg]

Yeah I wonder how many takes it took

[@benthejrporter]

It's so funny in one of the sketches where he kisses her.

[@kevinmoore7141]

Most MP’s learn from this sketch on how to give an interview! Brilliant comedy Gold at its best. Bring back Little Britain!

[@htkm1179]

It wasn’t a party, it was a work event! 😂😂😂😂

[@Jin-Ro]

Hear these kind of stories all the time in hospital when they come in to have objects removed from their arse.

[@OG-uw5hq]

Lol

[@StephenThe3rd]

"I went to the shops and forgot my keys so I had to climb the drainpipe and I fell on the tomato ketchup bottle" is 100% something I've heard

[@keiko909]

@@StephenThe3rd wtf? are you serious? did you manage to keep a strait (no pun intended), face?

[@jenniferjean]

Lucas deserves an Oscar for "his her" looks alone. Little Britain 🇬🇧 one of the best comedy teams ever...👏👏👏😁

[@combatduckie]

and it ggot cancelled by the fakewoke narcissistic constantly offended cancel-culture mob mainly because its characters/personas were so SPOT-ON! Best comedy series ever! Today's "woke" comedies are a BORE....

[@danhall6922]

Obviously this comedy gold will never be repeated on the BBC and it's doubtful we will ever see it's like on national television again

[@theveedubsnut4723]

Becaause it mocks the truth and shows people what those in power are like

[@stuartcoleman4443]

God bless DVDs.

[@danhall6922]

@@theveedubsnut4723 no... It's because people get butt hurt and no one can take a joke

[@davidstone-haigh4880]

alas

[@Chriswallace0405]

Yeah cause people dont have a sense of humour anymore. They dont even get the point of satire

[@henrylivingstone2971]

I love how by the last sketch, he is physically distant from his family 😂😂😂

[@carlharris2600]

Hilarious, but it's particularly funny because it is so close to real past MP's ridiculous excuses. The most recent being Cummings - his being let off the hook by his chum Johnson for his totally uncredible laughable explanations will never be forgotten. Indeed, it was the start of the people losing complete trust in the government at a time when trust in government was essential. And the holier than thou loyal tory wife is captured to a tee. Brilliant.

[@grahamnancledra7036]

I don't think they are chums today! But then the tories have always been back stabbers and not only with knives (wink wink)

[@andyrob3259]

@@grahamnancledra7036 Amnesia ? What like Hartlepool and the workers by Labour? No one knows backstabbing like Labour factions.

[@Hilariousvideos]

and now Neil !!!

[@johngellard1187]

A new word was born during this time..."Misremembered"😅Shakespeare would be turning in his grave...

[@ZakBird]

Matt Hancock watching this for tips as we speak.

[@Radis001]

This could happen to anyone. It happens to me every weekend at the gay disco. I'm so clumsy sometimes.

[@sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017]

None of this happens to me , I'm too busy shagging birds!

[@judefernandez827]

Tch tch tch

[@popazz1]

And not a glace cherry in sight.

[@arthurfnshelby4335]

So it must have been you I ‘slipped into ‘ as I could hardly see anything in the dark, I had to feel my way around everyone. My wife is standing by me. New kitchen arrives next week.

[@josephhilditch5086]

@@sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017 how vanilla 😉

[@michaelwhytock]

“On Thursday evening after a successful day of saving lives and protecting the NHS, I walked in to my office to see Gina choking on a throat swab from our world beating test and trace kits. I immediately tried to dislodge it with my tongue to save her life…”

[@properjob2311]

lmao

[@MrDavey2010]

Never forget David Mellor using his family in this way after his fling with a shift worker in 1980s.

[@davidarbuckle7236]

This is hilarious. It is amazing how talented these two are playing so many different characters.

[@josephriley4460]

I like the way the kids aren’t included in the naughty bits. Good camera work!

[@SamuelBlack84]

Does that mean they weren't there when he was saying it?

[@misterprecocious2491]

This is the BBC, the kids were probably there all the time.

[@josephriley4460]

@@SamuelBlack84 they weren’t there when he was in talking about the sexual bits. That’s why you only see him and not the whole family.

[@xr6lad]

@@misterprecocious2491 I think the house they filmed at is in ‘Jimmy Saville Avenue’

[@nitramluap]

Yes, clever editing. For shots like this they usually do two takes with two different scripts. The G-rated one (when kids are present) and the R-rated one when they're not... then the magic of editing happens. They do this in all shows where there is some really horrible stuff going on 'in front' of children when in fact the children are totally safe.

[@patreardon8048]

This will be Matt Hancock later today.

[@AtheistOrphan]

‘I have decided to resign from my post, as I wish to spend more time with my family’

[@jaimecoutanche5977]

As one appears to be unfortunately predisposed to unfortunate and accidental mishaps!

[@ianfraser5169]

Then 3 days later the family moves out

[@Lou-gr6lc]

Matt Hanocks apology for cheating be like

[@johnlong8082]

All perfectly feasible reasons.

[@Hector-y7d6s]

British humour is unbeatable and the world loves it.

[@jul30ie]

Matt Lucas’s facial expressions are brilliant 😂😂😂

[@finlaybalfour1064]

Matt Lucas as the wife absolutely makes this bit

[@guyverjay1289]

Keith Vaz: Lets get this party started

[@stumpy2000]

Probably their best sketch, absolutely nailed it.

[@dmon007]

Ah yes, British József Szájer himself.

[@alinalexandru2466]

This disturbingly 100% correct xD

[@thefrecklepuny]

You beat me to it. Was just about to add this.

[@mrman8541]

Did his clothes accidentally fall off too?

[@macman975]

What a cad old Jozsef was. Does he still spend Summer's at his Bavarian Lodge?.

[@tomika2700]

@@mrman8541 yes :)

[@AH-be6bu]

One of the (few) upsides of the tories being in power is these clips will never stop being relevant!

[@65obie]

In his defense most of that has happened to me several times....

[@tonyjenkins7156]

Do you want your watch back? I've given it good cleaning. Maybe don't like it for a while

[@drew9312]

This sketch is possibly their funniest IMO. The politician’s lying non verbals & the wife’s smile while disgusted. Hilarious.

[@danh9905]

Still more believable than anything the current PM says

[@Random_-Dude]

Which on we’ve had 3 in 6 weeks

[@DemeterTelphousia-Erinyes]

@@Random_-Dude you beat me to it! 😂

[@tyranitararmaldo]

There have been 3 PMs since this comment and I have no idea to which one you are referring to xD

[@danh9905]

@@tyranitararmaldo I think I was referring to Johnson at the time but any of the three will do

[@thomasskeffington4539]

As I looked at my phone in the House of Commons my thumb slipped on the screen and a pornographic movie appeared magically. It seemed educational so I watched on to see what I could learn as this is the first time ever I have seen one. I was admiring the contents of the movie and learning so much that I forgot where I was and unfortunately a right honourable gentleman decided to take my picture for his own well being. That is all I have to say about the matter.

[@Rajj854]

Say it with an American accent and you have every Evangelist excuse

[@samwh.9611]

It wouldn't be funny with an American accent

[@rachzen]

@@samwh.9611 Not even a southern one?

[@zunoyo1028]

Bill Clinton is evangelical?

[@sunnysleep7850]

@@rachzen no because he is referencing British Middle class culture and is therefore very educated and refined a southern American is a different sterotype. The joke would not carry over.

[@dxfan18]

There should be a Little Britain USA sketch with "Senator White" on here, look it up

[@leecrabtree9666]

This will be Matt Hancock over the next few days 🤣

[@stuartwallace6154]

Matt Hancock will be having one of these sometime in the future

[@jeremybowen3111]

👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@BestNerdLife]

Seems like it might be coming sooner than you think 😂

[@dutchschaefer5787]

Wow. You saw into the future 😂

[@robhill3168]

This comment has aged like a fine wine

[@sarahjane8400]

And here we are in that anticipated future at Hancocks expense. Brilliant haha. 🤣🤣

[@SJMJ91]

"I felt it my duty to tell everyone not to have a Christmas party. However, shortly after that time, my phone accidentally created a Facebook event and, unfortunately, I inadvertently told all my mates to bring cheese and wine."

[@cogitatorcat2306]

This never ages!

[@lordmarvin7177]

Matts barely contained rage in the last clip is killing me 🤣🤣🤣

[@HolyHeinz]

Little Britain is cult and of ingenious quality! Greetings from Germany 🧡🧡🧡

[@davidsmith6859]

I was indulging in my lifelong hobby of nocturnal angling at my local canal when I was caught short and headed for the public conveniences at the nearby park. On entering the conveniences I slipped on the wet floor, ended up in an occupied cubicle and a part of my body inadvertently entered that of the occupant. I removed it immediately of course but slipped again and it went back in. This act repeated itself several times with increasing ferocity until I had an unfortunate emission at which point the constable came in. He discovered us both drenched in my emissions and jumped to the wrong conclusion which was that it was an act of adult unpleasantness between consenting males. He arrested us both but I have made my position clear and as far as I'm concerned that is the end of the matter.

[@ailestriker9888]

This video has taught so many people story writing, don't you agree

[@joannietrotter2344]

Omg this reminds me of Labour’s Ron Davies who had to resign after getting ‘robbed’ by a bloke he met on Clapham Common, at a well known gay cruising ground.

[@chrishopkins209]

He subsequently was spotted at a well known “cruising” area and claimed he was badger watching

[@kennethpetersen8818]

But why did he have to resign over it?

[@EclipseOfTsuki93]

Or that Republican Senator from Idaho who resigned after cottagging for sex in a bathroom in Minneapolis-Saint Paul international airport.

[@Matthew-ut6ed]

@@kennethpetersen8818 Because he lied? Just saying...

[@kennethpetersen8818]

@@Matthew-ut6ed About his private sex life that had nothing to do with politics. Is the public entitled to know details of his sexual relations because he's a politician.

[@isbestlizard]

He has the full support of the prime minister, who considers the matter closed

[@williammckinley1035]

When you need a good laugh, just watch some clips of Little Britain.

[@martinpullen2833]

How the hell do they keep a straight face filming this 🤣

[@uniqueness4u]

This is a true depiction of the Conservative party!

[@themangyman]

Basically how Boris is defending himself now lol

[@janetholden1978]

Matt Lucas plays the part of the loyal politicians wife so well. Pity we cant have progtammes like this now. They were so funny

[@youknow227]

We can Everyone says you can't do this any but that's because no one tries anymore And anyway anything that does go out of line is forgotten in a few days anyway Like Brendan o'carroll saying nigga

[@ladysouthwold]

I know they would never get away with it now. It wasn't that long ago too .. how times have changed so quickly

[@shaunbat5097]

​@@ladysouthwoldaround 2002/3

[@WARTV-dn5fk]

It’s the faithful family standing by him that makes it so good 😃

[@kenhooker4879]

Brilliant. Hard to distinguish this from the countless real 'statements/excuses' we've seen from politicians over the years.

[@cultmamacultmama3571]

The wife's facial expression 🤣 Just so good!

[@keegan773]

Spoken like a true politician.

[@SJMJ91]

Indeed, Voldemort.

[@lordwilfredsmythe6878]

Absolutely bloody Marvellous. Good old English humour. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👍🏻

[@tubageza5324]

Josef: "After i pulled my member out of him i accidentally came on his face by slipping on a bit of white powder that was on the table layed oddly in a straight line. Then some other people came to the party but since there were already to many people despite the covid restrictions i left by the window. Later a very friendly police men told me that white powder was cocaine and some of it got in to my backpack by accident. I told the police men i thought it was chalk so a friend of mine asked me to take it with me. True story.

[@stevewilliams9338]

...i was searching for Tractors, and inadvertently selected another website with a similar name😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@jos3g679]

That is a typical looking Tory wife after having two children...spot on comedy 🎭

[@johnhotchkiss9842]

I also heard he went out campaigning and was knocking on doors, when he came across a men's club. He went in to campaign for his party and found they were all naked. Not wanting to be the odd one out he stripped naked too. He was discussing his parties political ambitions with each person individually in a private room one on one and sometimes when needed 2 and 3 on one. He had dropped something on the floor and was bent over to pick it up. When he got stuck and one of the men got behind him and another got front of him helping him stand up when the police came in

[@htkm1179]

I miss little Britain! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Great comedy! Funny and offensive in equal measure as great comedy should be!

[@paulcookies]

Absolute Genius, Matt Lucas kills it.

[@ryiin]

This will never change. Brilliant. Matt Lucas doesn't say a word and steels the show.

[@a1white]

“As you know, one of the symptoms of COVID is a loss of taste. In order to test that my taste had returned I inserted my tongue into my assistant. I consider this matter closed.”

[@garsm2290]

Brilliant Rees-Mogg impersonation.

[@RossGoddardTV]

Dammit I hate it when I accidentally slip and enter another person

[@xr6lad]

I’m gay and I find this hilarious. Never offended at this sort of humour

[@garrywallace1007]

I am only offended because I never fall over and end up spit roasted by two latinos...:)

[@friendgray1]

Why would you be? It’s not making fun of gay people for being gay, it’s making fun of politicians and the elaborate ‘Barnard-Castle-esque’ lies they tell to hide that they’re gay.

[@xr6lad]

@@friendgray1whoosh.

[@friendgray1]

@@xr6lad I don’t think that means what you think it means

[@markhenderson2019]

At that moment, I slipped on a glace cherry and landed inside one of the men...... OMG love this

[@martynlee7473]

This illustrates how perilous politics is, and just how much those wonderful people in Parliament sacrifice for us every day. Anything can happen at any time, little boys in rail stations can accidentally unzip your fly, waste paper can turn into thousands in used notes and emails and images on a PC can be deleted in an instant. A truly dangerous job.

[@ailestriker9888]

That's actually a more depressing comment than funny unfortunately

[@pete7433]

possibly the best Little Britain episode :)

[@alba9507]

I'm willing to bet he went to Eton, I'm reliably informed that kind of thing is encouraged lol 🤣

[@nelsonclub7722]

I heard it was compulsory

[@gilgameshofuruk4060]

@@nelsonclub7722 It's on the syllabus.

[@shockmeoff5505]

This has aged well 😂

[@BastardSprinkler3000]

Never gets old!!!! Sir Norman is a legend!

[@tonycavanagh1929]

I was innocently waiting for the bus to take me to the animal sanctuary where I carry out voluntary, unpaid work and I inadvertently stepped onto a private lear jet. Before I knew it I was on a Caribbean island representing its government against my own. I was held against my will in a beachside villa for several weeks before I managed to escape and find my way home again. I have absolutely no idea how that £6m found it’s way into my off-shore bank account. I have nothing more to add at this stage

[@hulkamania170]

“It was at that moment, I slipped on a discarded piece of PPE, and a part of my body accidentally entered Gina…”

[@mushroomhead3619]

Entered her Gina

[@carlosenriquez2092]

This surely is mandatory viewing for all politicians, one would hope.