Growing Pains - Dan's Quiplash Answers Part 1

[@Catlight]

Dans answers all look like they were written by a AI that was taught english via twitch chat

[@gooeyghoblini]

My favorite parts are when Dan just yells "WHAT?" After nl accuses him of the quips

[@bengrabowski8574]

I went up to ASK about the rule

[@JezuszJzP]

"They're not inside jokes, they're open jokes - for everyone" - Fmvdamdaniel

[@Providence83]

*U.S.S.R. National Anthem

[@lagspike7763]

Dan is the single easiest person to see through. The second you read out a single syllable of any of his answers, you know its him

[@minhuang8848]

Him having a supremely superficial grasp of English grammar and orthography sure helps with that business. It's kind of amazing to be honest

[@dst55y33]

You wouldn't say that were you on Big Brother.

[@austinlee4366]

@@dst55y33 This is such a Dan sentence

[@cartmansnipples]

which is why "kick dan out too many inside jokes not fun" is probably my favorite Dan moment. Literally everybody on the show has pulled a self burn that worked, and immediately it's so obviously him and then he tries to play it off. Pure gold.

[@haze3498]

@@minhuang8848 fro

[@JrTheDragon01]

The NLSS crew: "Dan...." Dan: "Why do you think it's me?" Gets me every time no lie

[@Jungleman-dq9kz]

You know what I haven’t heard lately? “Hey ________, can I ask you a personal question?”

[@sanyokS1]

Why isn't it spelled with an o

[@josephs9303]

its because hes asked all of the personal questions, theres no more to probe, hes done his research.

[@snol]

Dan would've won every single one of these if these prompts came up during a stream this year

[@Lunarimoths]

his shitpost sense of humor has completely taken over the nlss crew at this point

[@somedudethatwatches7834]

I don't know about the rest, but "The Muppets Take Normandy" is definetly always going to win.

[@stretcharmstrong3736]

This is just another reason we need dan back on quippers

[@ehudshapira2745]

"Rob's Lung Digletts have taken over the world" monkaS And we LAUGHED at him! The words of the prophets are written on the Quiplash walls

[@JadeAndTofu]

Within the first 3 minutes and the Muppets take Normandy makes its appearance. Blessed.

[@CertMediocre]

This feels like a sketch from I Think You Should Leave. Incredible, absolutely phenomenal.

[@mitchellhoward3209]

I hope you know you're an essential worker

[@adamcrook4611]

As bad as Dan's answers are: You still laughed at them.

[@tristanstrain9751]

No no no, you don't laugh at the answers, you laugh at the audacity of the man behind them.

[@adamcrook4611]

@@tristanstrain9751 Still laughed :)

[@tristanstrain9751]

@@adamcrook4611 Goalpost mover!

[@alex9x9]

I don't like Dan. I really don't. But reading the insane stuff he come up with in quipplash makes me laugh.

[@TheStashOfNash]

God, everytime i see a Danswer it always makes me laugh just at how absurd it is, and how instantly everybody knows which one is Dan's answers

[@bonnyandmouse]

5:50 if only NL knew how much FMV games he would play

[@TheMasterMakarov]

inspired by the recent NLSS where NL said he didnt know growing pains anymore eh i hoped for this

[@EyeTry203]

Nick at minute 9: "im tired of hearing the word cuck" if only he knew.

[@inwhichidie7171]

The way nick says "you're not sorry" makes me laugh every time

[@Smeeeeeghead]

I spent most of my time wondering "Is Dan ok?"

[@foxpawx]

God these were from such a simpler time in all our lives. Thanks toasty

[@NuggetHorse]

Big thanks to you and the other edit channels for providing great content

[@ovvenonball7606]

Dan is one of the 8 wonders of the world

[@potterinhe11]

Thats @SirToastyToes for revealing what I needed in my life right now right now.

[@sasquatch.8]

SirToastyToes you are a legend for making these compilations. Dan is too funny.

[@Cherokeechuck9]

"Dekcuc (read it backwards)" Jesus christ lmao

[@jacobvanderburg296]

This is the epitome of content

[@p0migranate]

7:03 actually made me laugh out loud oh my god

[@p0migranate]

in the future humor will be randomly generated

[@MicoDossun]

Ryan’s voice is so cursed here why does it feel like like he’s sped up.

[@tatsumioga5638]

Just when you forget what shows dan's been on, there is someone out there doing the lords work! ty ty ty

[@inter1651]

I still use this one pretty often as background noise and it's just too good

[@TwistedAttitudes]

Thank you for putting up the search result for Black Mirror Season 3 ep. 3

[@tomhall6410]

3:24 the muppets have taken Normandy. Under-appreciated

[@FallenSnakashi]

NL: "Dan......" Dan: "HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME!"

[@brookhaven86]

19:52 In Spiderman Reigns, a 4 issue comic, Mary Jane dies of cancer from being exposed to Peter's radioactive semen over the years. So yeah thats a thing.

[@rattlesnek3847]

"Eat it with some human dab" pushed me over the edge

[@Pineapples113]

Did dan inventing blind “quippy”

[@skalocaust]

holy shit this is hilarious thank you so much toasty

[@SkrubsTheNeko]

I've never seen Dan play this with them. I didn't expect it to be *THIS* bad

[@s2mu3lk1n9]

This is a good video.

[@gktbaron]

How do you know which answer is Dan's? He laughs harder when it's read out than at any other time. Also cuks.

[@TheWickedTongue]

Great compilation. Thank you

[@jameskowanko7574]

3:20 The answer at the bottom here is fucking gold

[@nicholasbeshel813]

Great compilation!

[@Mariokartfann]

What the hell did Dan mean with the growing pains answer, I still don't understand it

[@IkklThePickle]

I think there's a kid nicknamed "Boner" on the show. Might have something to do with that, though I don't know how someone can have a "set" of boners.

[@brendakaye3049]

@@IkklThePickle could have diphallia, or they're just a lizard person.

[@independantpanda9194]

My dirty mind went straight to thinking he meant boobs. Or testicles

[@noahbobrow]

I assumed he meant stretch marks

[@musclebabies]

I miss Dan on Quiplash

[@dontcryzanzibar]

These answers are giving me flashbacks to when dan called me from twitter, been awhile BB

[@georgeallan8142]

Nl sounds so angry in these

[@ineverwatched8118]

I still don't get the growing pains joke.

[@TwoEcksKay]

I would watch The Muppets Take Normandy

[@domotoroOfficial]

My only gripe with this is that it didn't show the final results for the "Pretty Young Thing" one.

[@Nehimsupacac]

Malf next pls sir, you can call it i feel down the stairs

[@MBoy2000_]

Classic Dan

[@lamazinglamar8635]

Nick seems legit pissed

[@emmettrichardson5833]

i wish someone could explain what the "growing pains" means

[@flame9058]

Dan really liked the word "cuck" huh. I guess it doesn't really surprise me. :P

[@hari_jeon]

This deserves a sub

[@stonedstreamingna6852]

i miss Nek

[@TheLivingAlien]

nek pepehands

[@jolerojosta]

6:03

[@Waldoz53]

dan just calling nl a cuck over and over is just so out of character

[@jango20124]

"Damn daniel" well thats dated

[@Chopskee9119]

I mean look at the votes dan gets when he doesn't Danswer, of course he keeps doing it!

[@MrLego3160]

So did Dan ever get diagnosed with anything or what

[@sasquatch.8]

Yea Gagon

[@Gecoma]

This was too much Dan concentrated into too small an amount of time

[@IkEisawesome7]

Danswers.

[@chezblob3628]

Y e s

[@wyoaqjuuvn6420]

Does dan know what "cuck" means?????

[@oBuLLzEyEo1013]

As if requested...

[@cristopherjosef9156]

Wtf are these answers

[@kazankatrick3362]

Woof~