Sisyphus Simulator

[@Local_Intruder]

"A visitor? Hm, indeed, i've been rolling that rock long enough."

[@Mushie_lol]

me when UltraKill 😺😺😺😺🤩🤩🕺🤩😘😺😺🤩💃😺😺😘😺🤩🗣️😘💀🕺🕺🕺

[@EMan-xj5cz]

I love how like half of the comments are just the Sisyphus prime speech

[@franciscomelo9128]

"...and i don't regret a second of it." (Maniacal laughter)

[@morrezra]

Fr fr​@@franciscomelo9128

[@dukefang1001]

@@franciscomelo9128 **kablooey**

[@CollinWitlox]

"A visitor? Hmm… Indeed, I have slept long enough. The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember. However, the blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit… I'm curious about your skills, Weapon. And so, before I tear down the cities and CRUSH the armies of Heaven… You shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, Child of Man… And DIE."

[@HelpIdkAGoodUser301]

KEEP EM COMIN!

[@aTtsb]

beat me to it

[@standingsalt]

DESTROY

[@yourlocalmememan8220]

he needs to play ultrakill man i mean it has bp support and body pillows

[@yigakong1187]

You can’t escape!

[@roc_with_a_01]

like sisyphus himself said “THIS WILL HURT.”

[@CallMe_LEGO]

One must imagine Kwote happy

[@ziyolore]

r/beatmetoit

[@MacieMacchi]

@@ziyolore r/ihavereddit

[@LandonLikeStuff]

“One must imagine Kwote happy” - Someone, probably

[@theawkwardamvi]

Multiple people in the stream, actually ! /j

[@e-man7418]

I said one must imagine Sisyphus being Kwite happy

[@Doomishs]

Hello

[@Terrythetortoise]

Ahh… So concludes the life and times of King Sisyphus. A fitting end to an existence defined by futile struggle. Doomed, from the very start… And I don’t regret a SECOND of it! Hahahahaha, ahahahahaha, AHAHAHAHAHAHA, RAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, AAAHAAAHahahahaahaaa... *Explodes*

[@CitruKori]

Blue robot moment

[@nharo2442]

Explodes

[@owltn9818]

This is actually a confirmation Kwite will play Ultrakill, trust me.

[@goldenlightning8842]

One step closer to him playing Ultrakill

[@maxplusothernames]

pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasePLEASE

[@Xfrtrex]

on a very recent stream he said he had played it off camera a few years ago... ITS NOT ENOUGH!!! HE NEEDS TO PLAY IT AGAIN ON STREAM!!

[@maxplusothernames]

@@Xfrtrex I WANT TO SEE THEIR REACTION TO GABRIEL❗️ NO ONE CAN RESIST THAT MAN

[@Sealfalls]

This prison… to hold me?

[@Rebirth._]

BE GONE

[@maxplusothernames]

Indeed, I have slept long enough.

[@Eatr987]

This springlock suit… to hold … ME? *becomes his lifelong dream I guess*

[@Isaturtle]

And thus concludes the life and times of king Sisyphus, a fitting end to an existence defined by futile struggle. and I DONT REGRET A SECOND OF IT.

[@TheGlitchyFox]

Ultrakill fans, assemble! (Sisyphus is an ultrakill reference)

[@TheTorielJacksonVA]

Ayyy GlitchyFox! Didn’t expect to see you here

[@EpicBin]

didn't know you wach kwite too, what small world!

[@cq.cumber_offishial]

if only we knew the suffering that would befall us next

[@user-fq4po1rd3m]

Can't wait for kwite to see this comment section and be baffled until he comes across the ultrakill mentions (please play the game i am so starved for content)

[@Xfrtrex]

on a very recent stream he said he had played it off camera a few years ago... ITS NOT ENOUGH!!! HE NEEDS TO PLAY IT AGAIN ON STREAM!!

[@user-fq4po1rd3m]

@@Xfrtrex I need to see the minos prime and sisyphus prime struggle in real time...... it's the last thing i need in my life....... my whole bucket list............ (/light hearted lol)

[@HSISN06942]

@@Xfrtrex That might mean he hasnt done act 2 yet.

[@skinnygoliath2567]

Kwite is not ready to hear just how little of the mountain Sisyphus climbed in those hours he spent crying about the ball rolling

[@HelpIdkAGoodUser301]

THIS PRISON. TO HOLD…ME?!

[@CitruKori]

DESTROY

[@castellaris]

ah free at last

[@Afunguy]

@@castellaris A visitor?

[@castellaris]

@@Afunguy o Gabriel now dawns thy reckoning

[@Afunguy]

@@castellaris AND THY GORE SHALL GLISTEN BEFORE THE TEMPLES OF MAN!

[@ziyolore]

P-2: WAIT OF THE WORLD *Kwite Prime*

[@curvedbladelover6926]

Kwite screaming eases the pain from my new Invisalign

[@kardona_3]

I hate it

[@yugoslavball1945]

Viewer recovering from tonsil and adenoid surgery here

[@Plazma_X]

A visitor? Hmm, indeed. I have slept long enough

[@BoinguMcGoingu]

The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember

[@Creampuff2]

However, the blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit, I'm curious about your skills, Weapon.

[@icantthinkofaname8139]

This is the most emotional I’ve seen Kwite by far

[@bumper3241]

NO WAY! PUSHING ROCKS! I LOVE SYPHILIS!!!!!!!!

[@viro_the_sheep]

this should be renamed "10 minutes and 2 seconds compilation of Kwite suffering "

[@totallytoffy]

"You can't escape!" - Kwite

[@billybobbobing8259]

I love that almost all the comments are about the funny robot game :)

[@JohnnyJoestarReal]

"A visitor? Hmm… Indeed, I have slept long enough. The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember. However, the blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit… I'm curious about your skills, Weapon. And so, before I tear down the cities and CRUSH the armies of Heaven… You shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, Child of Man… And DIE." -Kwisyphus Preme

[@Plaguedocwhoneedsabreak]

This really was the Wait of the World.

[@HelpIdkAGoodUser301]

A visitor? Hmm…indeed.

[@randomviewer391]

I have slept long enough...

[@yeah373]

The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name

[@grimmking7613]

And I am egar to make them remember

[@thatoneguyiii1003]

Kwite complaining about the handling of a boulder is one of the funniest things I’ve seen today

[@firekittylol8722]

Bro just summoned the entire Ultrakill fandom with single video that contains the word Sisyphus. Good, I am one of them

[@Seth-lt7st]

3:14 Bro sounded like Cleveland falling out of his bathtub.

[@waddlecopter3139]

BE GONE- King Sissypiss

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Living humans: "one must imagine sysiphus happy" Sysiphus:

[@Blasho950]

They missed an opportunity to have you start in the underworld

[@otakinnoob8704]

Opening the comment section and seeing only ultrakill references makes my day 100% better (kwite play ULTRAKILL please we beg u)

[@frozentanukii]

A visitor... Mmmm... Indeed. I have slept long enough. The kingdom of Heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember. However, the blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit, I'm curious about your skills, Weapon. And so, before I tear down the cities, and crush the armies of Heaven... you, shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, child of man, and DIE. Ahh... so concludes the life and times of King Sisyphus. A fitting end to an existence defined by futile struggle, doomed from the very start... And I don't regret a SECOND of it! Hahahahaha, ahahahahaha, AHAHAHAHAHAHA, RAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, AAAHAAAHahahahaahaaa...

[@Terrythetortoise]

*explodes*

[@CitruKori]

*blue robot victory dances*

[@chadthunder8188]

2:06 cartoon scream

[@Xfrtrex]

The comments are talking about *ULTRAKILL?* well *KEEP 'EM COMIN!*

[@kelvinbrowski4757]

"Coins cant hurt me you fcking GoPro"

[@LeonineGoner]

A visitor? Hmm… Indeed, I have slept long enough.

[@R1PCH41N_FR3NZY]

THIS WILL HURT.

[@CitruKori]

DESTROY

[@aTtsb]

There are so many ultrakill comments here. Keep them coming.

[@v1rzen]

new game idea: prometheus simulator

[@Toxicity724]

Thought he was gonna play ultrakill..one day kwite will try it

[@TheBlafman]

The ultra kill fans are plentiful today.

[@CSLucasEpic]

I just watched an 11 hour long stream of Inugami Korone playing this game, which she ended after a heartbreaking moment when she made one little mistake which caused the rock to drop to almost the begining, she was crying while it happeened, and we are talking about Inugami Korone here, she beat the Transformers Famicom game, which she died in countless times, one of the most unfair and frustrating 8-bit games ever created by mankind, and this Sysiphis game is what made her cry.

[@aslegger]

“YOU CANT ESCAPE”

[@RedCloudfield]

What is this ultrakill everyone is talking about. My little chronically online head went straight to Hades the roguelike

[@the_laziest]

best shooter game ever, def check it out sometime

[@ballinboy2682]

The most insane reaction to a ball rolling downhill

[@_just_a_lil_dud_]

7:06 kwite a kdoter real ahh jitleyang

[@chaossystem3651]

Who knew hearing someone violently sob over a rock game was so entertaining

[@on_the_inverse_5193]

YES, THAT'S IT! NICE TRY! DESTROY! BE.... GONE! THIS, WILL HURT...

[@cozzalozza9089]

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!

[@sirmemes1225]

ultrakill fans when they see greek mythos

[@Xfrtrex]

yes

[@TheDeceasedGod]

As a fan of Greek Mythos and Ultrakill I get to go Feral²

[@Clownish.mp4]

8:41 kwueer, also petition to make kwite an SCP

[@namewoah]

one must imagine kwite happy.

[@Water.Foul1]

"This prison...too hold... ME?"

[@arya_srp3279]

9:15 you know it's bad when you sound like a broken car engine

[@HollieBerthiaume]

8:20 MY EARDRUMS 😭

[@magolor6044]

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

[@Yam737]

9:25 I can imagine him ugly crying right now

[@SOGGY_beans]

Ive never seen someone so pressed over a rock rolling down a hill.

[@Sr.Luposlipafobia]

THE COMMENTS ARE ULTRAKILLING LET'S GOOOOOOO 🔥🔥🔥

[@the_laziest]

WOOOOOOO

[@_M4yday]

im sending my prayers to gabriel so kwoeywye will play ultrakill next

[@Kacper-tx2gz]

Bro when he started to cry in anger at the last part.

[@mrdunklestein]

All these Ultrakill references hahaha

[@redwolfvirus4830]

Kwite's cries of utter despair fuel me 😂(great and funny vid dude!)

[@Toxicity724]

P-3 V-tuber with no life Kwite prime

[@grayventras1235]

Getting really hard to imagine Sisyphus happy guys

[@Sydistic]

One man’s suffering is another man’s turn on

[@taleahdorn2449]

This gives off the same vibe as that climbing game.

[@cashcreations8797]

this and the password game is making me think that kwite should stop playing rage games for his own sake

[@Gusslin69]

One must imagine kwote happy😊

[@matthewboire6843]

One must imagine rock happy being pushed by Sisyphus

[@SleepingHYENA177]

I left the wedding for this

[@Tragic_Hooway]

if he had read the book he wouldve known it's impossible to win

[@calmanus6122]

QUADECA MENTIONED

[@mcr5xx]

my red flag is thinking I could do this easily

[@DARA-gi9ci]

one must imagine Sisyphus receiving ad breaks

[@tangerine_s0da1316]

QUADECA HAS BEEN MENTIONED RAHHHHHHGAGAGAGAGAGAGHAHAHAGSHA

[@KinToInferno]

To think there will be rest and an end is the true punishment dawned upon Sisyphus He will never rest, but he will always have hope that he will

[@sloonder3342]

Imma be honest, bro prolly can’t imagine Sisyphus happy…

[@matiascarballo7792]

Kwite is a quad fan confirmed

[@dodgingrain2936]

A Visitor?

[@f1refox525]

thought you already did content creation. this game is your everyday.

[@jackgonzalez7251]

We must imagine Kwite as happy.

[@thepixelateddragon]

one must imagine Kwite happy

[@mat3365]

Hey Kwite nice videos, "keep em coming"

[@BABABABABANCHAN]

if you liked that game, i recommend you play the upcoming "pushing it ! with sisyphus", it's basically the same thing with better controls, polishing and an open world (sort of)

[@tufits]

as an arranger major- my task was to make a polyester sign type of thing. I made a hamster and misspelled "sysiphos" by accident cuz dyslexia

[@AriWorlds]

lol 0:49 😊 Will watch again 😂

[@batterybroken]

Full body workout watching this one, I was clenching SO hard my body hurtssss

[@literallightbulb]

P - 2: Getting Over Sisyphus's Mountain

[@blackwool_sheep4889]

Not me watching this while being checked in the psych ward

[@alexsimon80]

A visitor?

[@imuncreative123]

7:00 you know its what

[@thefakesandunderman]

One can imagine Kwote happy…

[@rcj420]

one must imagine kwite happy

[@twiddydinks7938]

Why isn't the thumbnail big buff kwite pushing the boulder up the hill while covered in sweat

[@Plush-gg6mw]

I was there yet rewatching this I was holding my breath

[@CuriuMusic]

QUADECA MENTIONED!!!!

[@mikomiko.]

read that as siphilis simulator

[@wahoobidy4912]

I like the 2 extra seconds

[@GGmanlife]

This wood be a great speed running game