Sixteen Going On Seventeen - Sound of Music Cover (feat. Lauren Lopez & Robert Manion)

Of three things we are absolutely certain: 1. Edward was a vampire. 2. His high kicks were fly. 3. This is shitty.
This number is from our Spoopy Broadway performance on October 13th!
[Featuring]
Lauren Lopez - / laurenlopez1
Robert Manion - / robertmanion
"Sixteen Going on Seventeen" from The Sound of Music
Music & Lyrics by Richard Rodgers & Oscar Hammerstein II
Shot by Marco Bottiglieri
Edited by Curt Mega
Special thanks to Gray Studios - / graystudiosla
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[SHITTY BROADWAY: IT'S LIKE BROADWAY, BUT WORSE!]
The floorboards of Broadway are graced daily by true triple threats: performers who can kick their face, belt their face off, and act... with their face. They're absolutely incredible. And we are not those people.
We all love musical theatre, but Broadway isn't exactly banging down our doors. So we've created a cabaret show to celebrate what we love about it all in our own unique way. Join us and special guests for an evening of music, comedy, and musical comedy in our [shitty] tribute to the Great White Way!

[@conziepie]

d r a m a t i c s l i l e n c e "say it... say it out loud" "vAmPiRe" MUSIC PICKS BACK UP LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED

[@pearlexquisite935]

I still don't understand that bit

[@conziepie]

Pearl Exquisite because there’s a scene in the movie where that happens

[@pearlexquisite935]

@@conziepie oooooohhhhhh, thank you.

[@pppppearlie05]

I haven’t been this early since I turned 17 in 1918

[@Saraah_cha]

pearlie05 300th like!

[@pamesy-jatterson7352]

1:45 I didn't get it when I looked at the comment but once he said it I snorted

[@sofeashabani]

BUT THE FACT THAT ROBERT IS ACTUALLY YOUNGER THAN LAUREN KSHDOSJDK IM DYING THIS IS THE BEST THING

[@khadijah5195]

thespianreads yeah but on her insta story she said he’s her son 😂😂

[@izukubf]

he’s tall boi

[@amityislandchum]

It's not that funny bruh.

[@izukubf]

sharksandsheep mkay..

[@camilla8717]

@@amityislandchum you must be fun at parties

[@mulvaney6067]

"what do i know of thooose, im DUMB"

[@todorokis_trauma_kettle]

“You wait little girl on an empty stage, for fate to turn the light on-“ “iM eDwArD”

[@morgangirard2125]

Me at school be like

[@ccartdoodlez4572]

i mean, like, same.

[@sapphire3215]

Why can I hear your pfp

[@Siegfried1917]

lauren singing effortlessly while kicking the air tho

[@Wendy-je9zf]

Cal breath support, babey! she’s got it!!!

[@kaeliesantiago897]

and then going really weird when being picked up, peak comedy

[@polyphonicgherkins]

Lauren Lopez is a queen.

[@chiarafermorr_]

@@polyphonicgherkins 100% true

[@destinyfullerton1533]

“Climb on spider-monkey” best line ever said in the history of ever

[@cloudyrae04]

Idk, " I'm Edward." was pretty good too lmao.

[@riley659]

in conclusion: every line that comes out of robert manions mouth is pure perfection

[@memequeen7778]

@@riley659 Starkid And Shitty Broaway and the Tin Can Brothers are pure perfections.

[@riley659]

@@memequeen7778 so true

[@huzrinz]

of three things we are absolutely certain: 1. Robert is a vampire. 2. His high kicks go higher than my self esteem 3. this is amazing

[@morgangirard2125]

professor hidgens omg meeeeeeeeee

[@alizeica519]

#1 STARKID! #2 IS YOU'RE PFP SHANE MADEJ? #3 i 100% agree with your comment

[@grace5033]

@@morgangirard2125 heyoooooo I found a member of the Instagram cult!

[@njcg3658]

Just another fan here agreeing completely with this comment

[@zophiawiesia2249]

lmao, his tiny toe taps go higher than my self confidence

[@emyhall9094]

I thought Robert wasn’t wearing a shirt at first brooooo How the hell did I get this many likes

[@workinprogress94]

Emy Hall oh my heavens I see it

[@Local_acquaintance]

I wish

[@dulcie_5278]

I’m not the only one!!

[@18grape]

I think that's why he chose it 🤣

[@tuisuki]

same asldkfjjd

[@weaverliss7522]

“I turned 17 in 1918”

[@MostlyAnimatedSketches]

I laughed so hard at “Say it. Out loud.” “...Vampire.” Just in the middle of the song 😂

[@thespiafangirls1291]

The title is very misleading. This is not shitty broadway. This is ART. Robert Manion, Lauren Lopez, and beautiful vocals.

[@seanmcmurphy4744]

Absolutely! You channeled my thoughts. How did no one think of this before?

[@endershr000m3]

And edited by Curt Mega

[@kylierodman7567]

I was searching the comments for someone that said this. I was not disappointed.

[@SingingSealRiana]

Dadaism is called art too, does not mean very much ^^ but yeah, they are great ^^

[@amandapedroso4728]

EXACTLY

[@ellabartal4652]

That's a fanfiction that I didn't know I needed but is absolutely welcomed...

[@AprilsPunk]

Ella Bartal this is a thousand percent a twilight/Robert x Lauren modern day songfic

[@Caroline28483]

@@AprilsPunk I hate that I've been in the world of fanfiction long enough to not bat an eye at what you wrote

[@sofeashabani]

FINALLY A PERFORMANCE FROM STARKID'S RESIDENT DANCERS - WE HAVE TO STAN

[@ellabanchieri8114]

all they need is Denise now

[@leahwilton785]

This dancing was super simple. We need a performance from them where they Go Off

[@loreninavloggingcup]

Leah Wilton nice

[@tyrakristiansen7188]

@@leahwilton785 Did you mean: Deck The Halls (Of Northville High)

[@dreeraven5838]

thespianreads This was at 666 before I liked it Satan is a real man

[@thatawkwardnerd8998]

Why does Robert remind me of Jonathan Groff in this video and Poor Unfortunate Souls? Is it just me, or do other people see it too?

[@tish5200]

Yeah me too!!

[@christinetomer205]

Me tooo!

[@sonjaheinrichs1780]

I thought the same! Finally someone said it! 🎉

[@savannaherickson6895]

yes

[@livridley3515]

yes!! i actually did a double take at the thumbnail of this video bc i wasn't sure if it was rob or jonathan lmao

[@loumiere5603]

I NEED A TWILIGHT MUSICAL PARODY WITH ROBERT MANION AND LAUREN LOPEZ !!!

[@miracledraw6868]

Well we got one more hatchwerfiled musical maybe after that xD

[@miracledraw6868]

@sof the bean no I mean after black Friday. But according to nick langs Twitter we got 9 hatchetfield themed things.

[@meg9477]

Fun fact: Lauren was actually in a Twilight Parody in NYC - she played Alice!

[@Ray-hk1zm]

@@meg9477 I'm sorry when was this and why was I not alerted?

[@meg9477]

@@Ray-hk1zm 2012, if I remember rightly!!! The world deserves to know!

[@robynrichmond0]

Didn’t see Emma ending up with Hidgens but I suppose that’s just way things are.

[@gretep]

THIS hahaha

[@estherfichtenholz4838]

I can't believe you could have said Zazallil and Snarl's left paw and d i d n t

[@starstrucketh5084]

Or Achmed's soldiers

[@mxxres6532]

@@starstrucketh5084 canon

[@KSA-xl5zk]

Draco and Voldemort

[@weaverliss7522]

Absolutely no one: Batman & Robin: 2:49

[@gretablackwell495]

BY THE _liiiiiiight of the moOoOn_ we hAVE FOUND THE SUnrISE

[@weaverliss7522]

I never thought I’d find it!

[@lissyhymel]

@@weaverliss7522 nearly blinded by it!!

[@tin4258]

So bright so bright so bright!!!

[@tabbytacocat]

you are my bright night

[@mulvaney6067]

THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN-

[@h.c.49]

The little John Mulaney in your profile picture yelled your comment at me.

[@lmrlmr9]

Robert violently kicking his legs in the air is exactly what I need to get through my day

[@adoragrayskull]

LAUREN AND ROBERT MY DAY IS MADE

[@actress5256]

Pietra Assumpção ikr two of my faves in one song

[@troudulapin7061]

my two biggest starkid crushes, yes, the universe is truly spoiling me rn

[@catherinemorley5416]

I had the biggest laughing fit I've had in a long time at "I turned 17 in 1918" I kid you not Also I had no idea I needed this but I did

[@rileysmith780]

I physically hate how much I love with all my heart this pair singing their angelic lungs out together.

[@opera_ghost8504]

god I love the big smile on Lauren's face, she looks like she's having so much fun! both of them actually, they're living their best lives

[@howdypardner6278]

Robert Manion is wonderful.

[@oofers17]

And okay is wonderful (sorry only the word wonderful makes my head think of references)

[@epicremarc]

Jadesketch the theatre cult has finally implanted reference based on one word into your head. Now onto entire musical numbers based on one word

[@endershr000m3]

@@epicremarc one..... ONE MORE SHOT!!

[@catherinepark3154]

Lauren’s little voice crack though. “Of things bEeeYOoOOnNddDD mMmYYy ken” *smiles like nothing happened*

[@celestiag.thomas-johnson7067]

THAT WASBT LITTLE I DONT THINK SHE KNEW HE WAS GONNA DO THAT

[@pretendidontexistthx8796]

After Lauren says “Dogs are the biggest blessing in this world” you can hear someone say “ Truth Truth”

[@snappytigers439]

shitty broadway: "The floorboards of Broadway are graced daily by true triple threats: performers who can kick their face, belt their face off, and act... with their face. They're absolutely incredible. And we are not those people." also shitty broadway: 2:49

[@trashllama734]

Robert is looking more like Jonathan Groff in each video And I am here for it

[@oneanimatortorulethemall4714]

Everyone's talking about Emma and Professor Hidgens, but all I see is a wholesome love story between two of Prince Achmed's guards.

[@kiki8792]

i love this

[@brilliantchaos5397]

Making my way downtown Walking fast *Robert Manion grand battement -ing aggressively towards you* Walking faster....

[@sugarcube5826]

"What do I know of those~ I'm DUMB-" when the teacher asks you to answer the question when you weren't paying attention.

[@howdypardner6278]

"I turned 17 in 1918"

[@thecapsulecapture7102]

My favorite part of this is that Lauren is almost seven years older than Robert.

[@peanutsthesquirrel5225]

I know it’s a parody but if Robert and Lauren played Bella and Edward I would watch a musical version of twilight

[@RabbitsFunWorld]

Same! 😂

[@starryknight3479]

It even better when you realize that Lauren is 6 years older than Robert

[@evelynfaber1003]

I just realized... Lauren pretends to mess up when Robert picks her up, we all know that she can sing and be carried at the same time.

[@idontevenhaveachannel]

She is queen of course she can

[@emilytrip8676]

I saw Sixteen Going On Seventeen and Loren Lopez in the same title and clicked immediately

[@_veronica_r]

I just realized that their kicks get higher and higher each time they do it I---

[@thebananaowenslippedon7095]

Robert over here kicking his own head and I can barley raise my leg at 90 degrees

[@awkwardlife1855]

Can we take a moment and appreciate this woman's laugh from the audience at 1:55?

[@LLG-hj8jf]

I was supposed to be studying philosophy for tomorrow, i don't regret this

[@mysteriousopinionatedperso1508]

The “I turned 17 in 1918” gets me every time

[@nicolassanslopez3370]

Watch out Emma, Robert might KICK YOUR HEAD

[@alenakolarikova6078]

That is ... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yes!

[@macysorbit]

the height difference between Robert and Lauren is just crazy. the shortest and probably tallest Starkids.

[@HaunaMyKiki]

They're both the second shortest/tallest! Shortest and tallest go to Rachael Soglin and Jim Povolo respectively.

[@macysorbit]

Alana D yeah lmao I forgot about them it was hecka late then

[@grace5033]

And the age difference. Lauren is 34 and Rob is only 26

[@grace5033]

@@HaunaMyKiki technically Kendall is the shortest

[@HaunaMyKiki]

@@grace5033 Ahh! I didn't think about Kendall lol

[@howdypardner6278]

Ten seconds in, laughing too hard already

[@grace5033]

About 3 things I was absolutely positive. First, Robert was Australian. Second, dogs are the greatest blessing in this world. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

[@trashllama734]

Those high kicks are giving me life

[@cho7879]

why is this the perfect combination of my whole spectrum of humor

[@sirlilius]

"A show stopping number, with emma front and center, a kickline is INEVITABLEEEE"

[@fivehundredlux]

When he said fellows his Aussie accent came sprinting

[@mimidoll13]

As someone that watched twilight a bazillion times when I was 12... I almost had a aneurism when the first line was spoken. I was expecting sound of music not a flashback to childhood trauma.

[@thebananaowenslippedon7095]

This is the only twilight related thing that is genuinely ok

[@spencer3749]

Your not BORN bisexual, you choose to watch Loren Lopez and Robert manion singing together and then it just HAPPENS.

[@amandarama3314]

As a bisexual I can confirm that it starts when you read the Percy Jackson series in middle School and then everything else just falls into place.

[@analuisa6675]

The Twilight adaptation we deserved

[@MarleneRodriguez711]

A Robert and Lauren duet is what the world needed

[@Claire-wy3ml]

2:49 Robert going so hard that he almost kicks himself in the face will always hold a special place in my heart ❤️😂

[@marisal48]

I can kick myself in the face. If I could i'd do it with him lol

[@cameliasnroses]

"IM DUMB" and im criying 😂

[@c0llapsingst4rs]

i’m so freaking confused but i’m still smiling like a complete idiot because i’m in love with lauren lopez

[@kiki8792]

Me tho

[@elliesimms9661]

as soon as robert starts singing it's like oop here's the angel we've been waiting foe

[@Rose-ry6gm]

The chaotic energy that both of them exude in this number I just-

[@mollymakin8398]

“climb on spider monkey”😂in love 😂

[@tabbytacocat]

robert just absolutely folds in half

[@kristinc628]

2:49 IM NOT OKAY *ROBERT WHAT ARE YOU DOING*

[@Mia-RoseBaber]

Just casually going to watch this on repeat until I turn seventeen in a matter of minutes.

[@alyssamonkey]

This is _sooo_ much funnier after watching The Sound of Music yesterday 😂

[@marisal48]

I've already watched this multiple time and showed it to both of my parents. we've all watched sound of music and twilight. I'm also dying when Robert says: "I turned 17 in 1918"

[@farateq]

god the description *_KILLED_* me "of three things we are absolutely certain: 1. Edward was a vampire. 2. His high kicks were fly. 3. This is shifty." this is gold

[@starshipranger8092]

I didn’t know I needed to hear Lauren and Robert sing the Sound of Music till now

[@TheLibraLibrarian]

"Im Edward" said so fast was the best thing

[@barbaragarcia2900]

I love to see the pianist man smiling and enjoying the show Ps: Robert and Lauren are perfects

[@Life-wb1do]

Wow. Robert and Lauren could definitely kick someone’s head

[@adamdao4826]

Parents who don’t play this on their kid’s 17th birthday disgust me

[@emmagrace7171]

YES THIS ONES MY FAVORITE

[@dahltje]

Lauren and Robert are the dancing duo. Change my mind

[@calicoCatkind]

i can't cause you're right.

[@diamondpass4853]

Robert’s smile of accomplishment after his high-kicks tho 😂

[@ItisEssence]

I loved this so much, that high leg tho

[@rookthebird]

lauren lopez could have chemistry with a music stand if she wanted

[@duckvenger3628]

The fact the piano man is laughing as much as the audience in some places, and yet is able to play perfectly still, is truly amazing. Props to him!

[@meepbeepbop7646]

who else agrees that Robert and Lauren would make an amazing Rolf and Liesl duo??? a petition for there to be a revival of The Sound of Music on Broadway and please have Robert Manion and Lauren Lopez play Rolf and Liesl thank you very much ❤️

[@wtfjackaboy]

I love how the high kicks got more intense as the song progressed

[@clairelaws317]

Anything with Robert Manion and Lauren Lopez, my king and queen, you know I’ll click on

[@rosa-im8ne]

Of things beYOoONnD my ken *AGGRESSIVE HIGH KICKS*

[@Bucket_full_of_Fandoms]

That voice crack™ gets me every damn time!

[@mandao8492]

Did Jacob just got petzoned-

[@izzicooper4949]

MY CHILDHOOD SUNG BY MY TWO FAVORITE PEOPLE I'M SO HAPPY

[@sydneyashlyn]

this is the best possible thing the fandom could ask for

[@amityislandchum]

I like the reaction from the 5 people in the audience who recognized Twilight just from, "About three things I was absolutely positive."

[@itmeaish7649]

this is the best thing to ever happen to me

[@rine6740]

Catch me vibing to this at 2 a.m.

[@liaaaaaaur]

i turned seventeen in nineteen-eighteen, i’LlL take caRE of youuU

[@tobiasjuicyC]

i wish i was 16, going on robert manio- i mean 17

[@hanx4847]

LMAO

[@chocolateeclair9879]

2:50 when Robert’s back said _“) ( ) ( )”_ i really felt that

[@elderflower2133]

I didn’t realize I needed this in my life till now

[@sam2572]

this gets stuck in my head during class for NO reason

[@rebeccak918]

I liked this before even watching the video

[@lissyhymel]

Same tho

[@keirac3080]

Who didn’t

[@diarushing77]

If we don’t get a twilight musical soon I will protest

[@cosmicriptid]

Her voice when Robert picks her up.

[@laurenkam2596]

I love that they don’t take themselves too seriously 😂

[@quirrelmorts]

Time to listen to this all year

[@cherrypick520]

I love how the kicks progressively get higher