What is the Best Sword? (Not as Simple as You'd Like)

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Skallagrim

Skallagrim

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@morlath4767
@morlath4767 4 жыл бұрын
Just a quick thing, Skal. It's really obvious that you're loving where you live now and that's coming through in your videos. The funny intros, the sheer energy and enthusiasm that I've seen in your videos since the move has really been amazing to watch. As to "the best" topics. I think it happens mostly because people tend to want things to be simple/easy and asking what the best sword is, is almost akin to asking what the best guitar is. I think the deeper mentality is either "well if I have the best sword then I can practice with that and not have to focus on anything else" or, "I have this specific situation/concept I'm really thinking about but don't know how to word it." You see this never more obvious than when someone is trying to learn poker at a professional level. The questions are almost entirely based around wanting definitive direction on what to do in general situations and the 'real' answer is almost always "it depends." BUT...I can absolutely understand why you'd get annoyed at getting asked the question.
@SEDVTEDzzz
@SEDVTEDzzz 4 жыл бұрын
Wow the guitar analogy is the perfect mirror scenario to this, I used to obsess myself with finding the "perfect" guitar that fit with any situation. First I thought it was a Strat, then a Les Paul, then an SG, so on. I feel like human beings have a natural disposition to crave a tool for their field of work that is the perfect culmination of all things that are desired in that tool, the ultimate utilitarian object that does not require thought to be put into its use. But that's where the beauty of swords and guitars and things of that nature lie, in their differences and uniqueness. Regarding wanting to have one object to suit all your needs, I feel that it is better to just choose the object you have the most affinity with and master that completely, rather than being a jack-of-all trades, master of none. I settled on a Strat, and because I have worked around its quirks and embraced where its strengths lie while working around its weaknesses, I have my own sound and style different from anyone else.
@Mettwurschtbrot
@Mettwurschtbrot 4 жыл бұрын
@@SEDVTEDzzz totally agree on all of you. If you are asking for "the best" of anything, an honest answer will always be subjective. But i think the reason why people ask that is because they want to know what YOU think, Skall, at least some of them are interested in your specific taste and oppinion, why would they otherwise watch your videos?
@Loromir17
@Loromir17 4 жыл бұрын
And the reality is you have to have at least two "guitars" - first to figure out what suits you personally, and the second with that knowledge.
@morlath4767
@morlath4767 4 жыл бұрын
@@SEDVTEDzzz To delve deeper into the guitar analogy, it's also how people try to find the "best" pickups when that's definitely more about the preference of music or the player's ear. A utilitarian tool makes sense for a number of different reasons. Humans also have an innate understanding of our own mortality/limited life-span and can get caught up worrying over wasting time learning how to use tools that we then ultimately don't like/aren't suited for the job at hand.
@codybaker1255
@codybaker1255 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Belton I get the same questions about marksmanship, camping, and hiking. They always want to know what the best equipment, gear, and techniques are for each of them. But, as you have said, the answer is almost always “it depends.” It depends on the task, your budget, your skill set, and the schedule.
@QuantumLeapCosplay
@QuantumLeapCosplay 4 жыл бұрын
Dang Skall, your general attitude and enthusiasm has skyrocketed since moving to Nova Scotia, you seem less stressed out and less negative, and that’s awesome. I loved your channel beforehand, but I firmly believe the move has elevated it. Keep up the videos, man!
@Skallagrim
@Skallagrim 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks. :)
@Yellow.1844
@Yellow.1844 4 жыл бұрын
Where was he living before ? Sorry im new around here
@QuantumLeapCosplay
@QuantumLeapCosplay 4 жыл бұрын
If memory serves, in Victoria, British Columbia in an insanely overpriced one-bedroom apartment with no land and zero soundproofing in the building. Like I said, elevated the channel. :D
@kylarvolke
@kylarvolke 4 жыл бұрын
@Tatsuki Shine I'm obviously not Skall but I love your question. I'm gonna say the samurai chooses a falchion or saber. The knight is more difficult. I'd say he/she would go for a Nodachi they are much longer than regular katanas and I think they tend to be less drastically curved.
@Sa1d1n
@Sa1d1n 4 жыл бұрын
@@kylarvolke I'm going to disagree here and suggest the Samurai would choose a longbow, if he can re-train his archery skills. Samurai relied heavily on their bows. Otherwise, probably a spear or other non-sword weapon. If he had to swap to a sword, I think the bastard sword would be easiest to learn, biomechanically. Both a falchion and a sabre are one-handed swords with quite different techniques to the two-handed katana. I think most of the combat styles from kenjutsu could be applicable with a two-handed weapon - with some adaptations of course!
@Ashen-One1
@Ashen-One1 4 жыл бұрын
Lothric knight straight sword, obviously.
@ttg7504
@ttg7504 4 жыл бұрын
Hold my r1s
@ASmartNameForMe
@ASmartNameForMe 4 жыл бұрын
Darksword: hold my beer
@ASmartNameForMe
@ASmartNameForMe 4 жыл бұрын
Or estus
@valkyrieregalia
@valkyrieregalia 4 жыл бұрын
Dark Washing Pole, pre-nerf.
@kimchinoodle3640
@kimchinoodle3640 4 жыл бұрын
Broadsword for the win
@omariscovoador7486
@omariscovoador7486 4 жыл бұрын
2:15 someone: says the word _context_ while holding a sword Matt: *_WHOST HAS SUMMONED THE MIGHTY ONE_*
@Mr_Man_7803
@Mr_Man_7803 4 жыл бұрын
“world”
@omariscovoador7486
@omariscovoador7486 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mr_Man_7803 oh shit, just realized now 😅🔫
@user-ij7nt9iz1y
@user-ij7nt9iz1y 4 жыл бұрын
haha matt jumpscared me
@Hato1992
@Hato1992 4 жыл бұрын
Idk why It looked like Mortal Kombat guy for me.
@martytu20
@martytu20 4 жыл бұрын
Matt- remember that length is key to penetration.
@ArcherWarhound
@ArcherWarhound 4 жыл бұрын
2:37 "Humans are not 100% rational." *Immediately cuts to video of cute little critters foraging, just because.*
@ArcherWarhound
@ArcherWarhound 4 жыл бұрын
@Nospam Spamisham They are indeed quite tasty. They also make great pets. I know both from personal experience, but, no, I didn't eat the pets.
@ArcherWarhound
@ArcherWarhound 4 жыл бұрын
@SharkTank Is joke. Very funny. You no like joke, you sad strange little man.
@aceambling7685
@aceambling7685 4 жыл бұрын
@Nospam Spamisham furry tailed tree rats.
@johnwickinyt3017
@johnwickinyt3017 3 жыл бұрын
perfection
@marekmoryn1984
@marekmoryn1984 4 жыл бұрын
Katana- The armor i want to wear. Longsword- The armor with good stats.
@MrDibara
@MrDibara 4 жыл бұрын
The ever-lasting dillema of ANY RPG game.
@FunkayMonkay149
@FunkayMonkay149 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrDibara not assassin's creed odyssey. You can wear any armor and make it look like any other armor you've found. They thought ahead....
@MrDibara
@MrDibara 4 жыл бұрын
@@FunkayMonkay149 *_Weren't we talking about weapons, though?_* 🤨
@psychlyeslg
@psychlyeslg 4 жыл бұрын
Waifu over Meta or Meta over Waifu.
@ethandonnelly1973
@ethandonnelly1973 4 жыл бұрын
@@FunkayMonkay149 Nioh had that feature too. A walking goliath if armour, but it's actually a ninja outfit that you move at the speed of sound in. Maximum deceit lmao
@DutchSchultz1911
@DutchSchultz1911 4 жыл бұрын
Came for the swords. Stayed for the squirrel.
@scottcrawford3745
@scottcrawford3745 4 жыл бұрын
That Pileated Woodpecker ( Cock-of-the-North ) was pretty awesome to see, too. I count myself lucky to see one per year...
@thelegendaryklobb2879
@thelegendaryklobb2879 4 жыл бұрын
From being an aggressive screeching neighbor on the first videos, to gladly approaching the feeding box the crazy sword dude puts out for her. Skall's pet/familiar/spirit animal needs a name...
@simonbudde6479
@simonbudde6479 4 жыл бұрын
Hes becoming like Bob Ross
@pr0faker
@pr0faker 4 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna focus on the video and make a good..... SQUIRREL!
@pikkozoikum8523
@pikkozoikum8523 4 жыл бұрын
squirrel is cute
@LuxisAlukard
@LuxisAlukard 4 жыл бұрын
Trying to watch some squirrels while some dude with a sword interrupts it all the time
@alexmashkin863
@alexmashkin863 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, that one!
@Jellylamps
@Jellylamps 4 жыл бұрын
I feel you
@panama-canada
@panama-canada 3 жыл бұрын
Sword is a tool for the job. Different jobs - different swords.
@mcranoxp
@mcranoxp 3 жыл бұрын
What sword ticks the boxes for a all rounder ?
@johnhorse5551
@johnhorse5551 3 жыл бұрын
Guns for show knives for a pro
@arminius504
@arminius504 3 жыл бұрын
@*O MITO* against an opponent without plate I still take the longsword over the Warhammer and mace. Halberd and spears are not comparable because they are the main weapons. Once they are damaged or lost the sword is drawn.
@BatkoBrat
@BatkoBrat 3 жыл бұрын
@*O MITO* Javelins and spears have proven themselves as more effective weapons trough out history
@matheusvictorprado7413
@matheusvictorprado7413 3 жыл бұрын
@@mcranoxp For a main weapon different situations require different weapons but if want a swort that will help you in whatever situation you may be a modern combat knive is the deal, its maked to cut whatever you need for survival (not only persons), its short design makes easy to take it everywere and hide it, easy to make surprise attacks, if you feel the need you can just throw it in the face, you can take it everywere with any primary weapon you choose and it will not disturb you its only a plus having one
@albertgauche4575
@albertgauche4575 4 жыл бұрын
I feel your pain. I get asked a similar question at work all the time, “What’s the best fishing pole for trout and salmon?” They expect some magical item for catching small trout and up to a 50lb King Salmon. In reality there is an optimal one for each context and technique you prefer to use. Great video.
@Riceball01
@Riceball01 4 жыл бұрын
You see the same thing for tanks and guns, which was the best tank of WWII, which is the best handgun or rifle out there. Like with the sword, and your fishing pole example, the answer is, it depends.
@omariscovoador7486
@omariscovoador7486 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, _context_ *happy matt easton noises*
@omariscovoador7486
@omariscovoador7486 4 жыл бұрын
@@25thDaveWalker weebs: _pretty sure is the hachis_ ...i dont know if the name is correct, those little sticks that they eat with ya know
@rock3793
@rock3793 4 жыл бұрын
@@Riceball01 anything allied
@RezaWorlock
@RezaWorlock 4 жыл бұрын
I do love Shimano reels
@BlankPicketSign
@BlankPicketSign 4 жыл бұрын
Every time a sword enthusiast channel says the word "context", Scholagladiatoria's head becomes a little bit more shiny.
@fakename2926
@fakename2926 4 жыл бұрын
BlankPicketSign he must shine like the sun
@sushanalone
@sushanalone 4 жыл бұрын
Yepp i always said Matt could use a Matte finish! :D
@MisterCynic18
@MisterCynic18 4 жыл бұрын
Matt Easton: "I am growing stronger every day."
@operatori
@operatori 4 жыл бұрын
They should *beep* the word with Matt's head bobbing somewhere on screen.
@autumnicleaf
@autumnicleaf 4 жыл бұрын
There's a reason why the other meaning of thinking is reflecting.
@timwhite5562
@timwhite5562 3 жыл бұрын
The one attached to the end of a loaded rifle. Always loved the gladius. Such a brutally utilitarian weapon. I've heard more then a few sword experts claim the rapier as their favorite swords.
@LoisoPondohva
@LoisoPondohva 2 жыл бұрын
The "sword meta", so to say, seemed to have settled on a sabre as a best sword for a gun-having world, before deciding that no sword is probably the best swords get.
@Will34117
@Will34117 Жыл бұрын
I feel the more you swing your sword it changes you. Your body forms to the sword. Meaning you will get strong where you need to. The rapier is beautiful but I fell it’s easiest to pickup and learn as you don’t need to be ‘strong’ anywhere in particular
@skeletonbuyingpealts7134
@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 Жыл бұрын
​@@Will34117Yeah, that was the idea behind it
@BigBWolf90
@BigBWolf90 4 жыл бұрын
"What's the best sword?" That's like asking what's the best gun. The answer? The one you use, you train with and carry.
@USSEnterpriseA1701
@USSEnterpriseA1701 4 жыл бұрын
Interesting, I was thinking along similar lines, except I was gonna say it depends on the task at hand. After all, there's a reason my carry pistol and my home defense/everything has gone horribly wrong pistol are two different guns (that's a 9mm S&W Shield 2.0 and a 9mm CZ P-09, respectively), and that's leaving out my Ruger GP100 Match Champion that serves as a further back up to the P-09 in case the P-09 is out of action for any reason (cleaning, being worked on, etc.) or I need just a bit more punch, but not quite a rifle (which is a further pair that cover for each other).
@BigBWolf90
@BigBWolf90 4 жыл бұрын
@@USSEnterpriseA1701 yeah I see your point and you're right. My main issue is whether it's swords or guns I'll get better making blanket statements like "well the katana was just made for killing them so easily" or "Glock is king". Best advice I give to anyone is figure out what you like and get it, no one can choose what's best for you except for you. Also I really like the choice for guns you got. I'm looking to get a CZ p07 myself
@USSEnterpriseA1701
@USSEnterpriseA1701 4 жыл бұрын
@@BigBWolf90 To be perfectly honest, the CZ grew out of two things. I personally like external hammer fired, even though it can have some issues in things like sand or really thick mud (which usually aren't problems where I live). Second, their US HQ is in my hometown of Kansas City, Kansas, so there's some amount of pride in having that stamped on the side of it. ;)
@BigBWolf90
@BigBWolf90 4 жыл бұрын
@@USSEnterpriseA1701 I feel ya on the external hammer fired guns
@GeorgieBonsoir
@GeorgieBonsoir 4 жыл бұрын
And the situation. If you're at a kids party, maybe a balloon gun would be best, but if you're trying to kill someone, then you wouldn't bring an airsoft rifle. Sincerely, someone who hasn't held a gun for a second of their life.
@JPelus
@JPelus 4 жыл бұрын
"ha ha! My sword is rapier than yours!" "You can't make jokes like that!"
@arashparthian_112
@arashparthian_112 4 жыл бұрын
My sword is also better at thrusting than yours whether you want it or not
@7ali7
@7ali7 4 жыл бұрын
Touché
@HenshinFanatic
@HenshinFanatic 4 жыл бұрын
"Maybe not, but at least you got the point." *stabs enemy*
@josh8774
@josh8774 4 жыл бұрын
It's obviously the Bloodskal Blade from Skyrim, thing shoots lazer beams.
@deeznutz57
@deeznutz57 2 жыл бұрын
Naw the zenith from terraria is the best lol thing is retarded
@jonasfernades241
@jonasfernades241 4 жыл бұрын
2:27 And personaly, i do think there are very few swords in history that are truly bad Modern days fantasy game designers: *Hold my buster sword*
@oakenmind
@oakenmind 4 жыл бұрын
Ahhhahahaha
@heartbust4624
@heartbust4624 4 жыл бұрын
That’s not in real history thoigh
@infidel1993
@infidel1993 4 жыл бұрын
But...but it has two materia slots! 🥺
@Franky_Stein
@Franky_Stein 4 жыл бұрын
Well, every japanese Sword is. Not the Sword it self, well, the Swords are acfually bad too, but the material they made of. Thats the catch.
@Ryan-cf7bf
@Ryan-cf7bf 4 жыл бұрын
If you could effortlessly carry a sword that size though, the question is why wouldnt you
@commander_q
@commander_q 4 жыл бұрын
"Steel isn't strong - flesh is stronger! What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?" The riddle of steel holds a lot of truth.
@mattaffenit9898
@mattaffenit9898 4 жыл бұрын
I think you missed the point of the riddle. Both matter, and thusly neither matters. Both must be honed to a razor's edge. The hand without steel is powerless, and steel without a hand is power without direction.
@noahwatt1269
@noahwatt1269 4 жыл бұрын
Are you sure about that? kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5isfo1mjN6Mbpo
@brysonntoth367
@brysonntoth367 4 жыл бұрын
XD the riddle of steel is not the flesh or the steel that makes either strong, it is the will fight and wield it Tulsa Doom was wrong and Arnie realized that by the end
@jaywardhanraghu4822
@jaywardhanraghu4822 3 жыл бұрын
Robots 🤖:
@TheJoeCool1964
@TheJoeCool1964 2 жыл бұрын
I have a two handed war sword, 6" shorter than a great sword. 7 lbs. Balanced well. I got it from my father, he fought in ww2 .he said, its for fighting people on horse back. It has a 4' blade
@duchessskye4072
@duchessskye4072 4 жыл бұрын
There is, of course, no best sword. Except for the greatsword. It's even in the name you see? _Great_ sword. It's the best sword. Hands down
@AlcaturMaethor
@AlcaturMaethor 4 жыл бұрын
Ahh, but obviously a greatersword would be better
@wildfree1409
@wildfree1409 4 жыл бұрын
Ultra Greatsword would beat Your silly greatswords and even the greatersword
@johnevergreen8019
@johnevergreen8019 4 жыл бұрын
Greatest sword obviously
@ASmartNameForMe
@ASmartNameForMe 4 жыл бұрын
Remember, it has to be at least 12 inches thick, bigger than the weilder and cut like a razor despite being more of a club at that point
@sirapple2406
@sirapple2406 4 жыл бұрын
*puts hands on floor*
@ryannorwood9551
@ryannorwood9551 4 жыл бұрын
The riddle of steel: I ask thee ever so brightly; how do I end them rightly?
@michaelschonhofen622
@michaelschonhofen622 4 жыл бұрын
11:07 Push the pommel!
@captainmaim
@captainmaim 4 жыл бұрын
bring extra pommels... skip the unscrewing part.
@ryanweible9090
@ryanweible9090 4 жыл бұрын
in a manner that is sprightly, he will apologize most contritely.
@SheoGotSomeCheese
@SheoGotSomeCheese 4 жыл бұрын
@@captainmaim Nope, the unscewing is what give the pomel all it's power
@simonradowitzky4837
@simonradowitzky4837 4 жыл бұрын
My therapist: "Viking Michael Scott isn't real, he can't hurt you" Viking Michael Scott:
@baldwinivofjerusalem47
@baldwinivofjerusalem47 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO so I wasn't the only one. He looks exactly like Steve Carrel and even sounds almost like him.
@billrich9722
@billrich9722 3 жыл бұрын
Oh look. A meme.
@lucaspascoal3931
@lucaspascoal3931 3 жыл бұрын
Man, i just said that and then i read you comment from 7 months before hahahaa
@danielclark-hughes692
@danielclark-hughes692 4 жыл бұрын
01:14 Tactical Squirrel doing recon on Skall's abilities. Careful, Skall, you can't trust those little buggers. Anything that cute is hiding bad intentions.
@technomancermagus8357
@technomancermagus8357 4 жыл бұрын
The riddle of steel you ask? My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business. He makes some really good points.
@menghao737
@menghao737 4 жыл бұрын
Do you believe he has the head, heart, or skill for the business, have you tested his mettle?
@OldManPaxusYT
@OldManPaxusYT 4 жыл бұрын
tell him flesh is stronger than steel!
@michael3088
@michael3088 4 жыл бұрын
i just hope he doesn't Messer it up
@autumnicleaf
@autumnicleaf 4 жыл бұрын
He can make the sword part, but can you 'handle' it?
@mattaffenit9898
@mattaffenit9898 4 жыл бұрын
@@OldManPaxusYT The flesh is nothing without the steel in its hand. The steel is nothing without the flesh to guide it. Both must be honed in equal measure.
@rileymosman2808
@rileymosman2808 4 жыл бұрын
Good explanation, I like that you broke down the weapons to explain their many advantages. From my experience you sound like you value defense and versatility which makes you a dangerous fighter because there wouldn't be clear ways to exploit your sword style. I am a short sword fighter (my family is Venitian so I am happy you talked up the gladius) and as you had mentioned short swords can be very dangerous when you close distance very quickly and take advantage of their attack and parry speed. 10/10 man, keep doing what you're doing
@milm0i
@milm0i 4 жыл бұрын
The answer is simple to me. The dragonslayer from berserk is the ultimate sword. It was made to kill dragons, no other sword has such an epic description. But to be honest... can it really be called a sword ? Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it is a heap of raw iron...
@iamnotinvolved1309
@iamnotinvolved1309 4 жыл бұрын
C L A N G
@richiewerderits1676
@richiewerderits1676 4 жыл бұрын
@Esoteric Jesus And it is a Katana. It just had to be.
@mrelemantal4743
@mrelemantal4743 4 жыл бұрын
Actually the elvish swords made in Eragon are also made to kill dragons and they have magic powered infact Brisinger (red sword seen in movie) bursts into flames when its name is called out
@Valiguss
@Valiguss 4 жыл бұрын
Cody Noel brisinger is blue, the red one is zar’oc it does not burst into flames when it’s name is said, brisinger does that because it’s epithet forged with the true name of fire or brisinger is its true name or something like that
@mrelemantal4743
@mrelemantal4743 4 жыл бұрын
@@Valiguss thats right completely forgot about that been a while since i read the book but back on that topic they are also made perfectly for the rider to be swift and powerful
@LarryGarfieldCrell
@LarryGarfieldCrell 4 жыл бұрын
"Context!" *A wild Matt Easton appears*
@IndieMerchantSam
@IndieMerchantSam 3 жыл бұрын
An underrated option is the dual dao. If one is obviously skilled with them, than it has the versatility of a longsword and the benefits of a curved blade. Portability wise, they are pretty good as well, as they are both in the same scabbard
@lorengarms9836
@lorengarms9836 4 жыл бұрын
There are always best swords for certain situations but there will never be an absolutely best sword for all situations
@lorengarms9836
@lorengarms9836 4 жыл бұрын
@Sebastian edwards yes, I'm just making an observation
@ASmartNameForMe
@ASmartNameForMe 4 жыл бұрын
No, the best is the one that is 5 inches thick, bigger than the weilder and cuts despite being more of a club than sword
@koloth5139
@koloth5139 4 жыл бұрын
@Sebastian edwards If you were only limited to one sword you would die in a great many situations. There simply isn't and will never be an all around best sword. There isn't even a sword that is ideal in most situations. They all have advantages and disadvantages.
@rock3793
@rock3793 4 жыл бұрын
when the enemy army has halberds oof
@ASmartNameForMe
@ASmartNameForMe 4 жыл бұрын
@@rock3793 hope they're inexperienced with them.....
@jakewolf079
@jakewolf079 4 жыл бұрын
Here's how far the KZbin sword community have come: [Infant Stage] - ''Katana is the best sword, it's so iconic and cool!'' [Child Stage] - ''I'm really getting tired of the katana, people won't shut up about them!'' [Teenager Stage] - ''Katana is so overrated! The longsword is clearly better!'' [Angry Teenager Stage] - ''Katana is actually USELESS, the longsword is BEST SWORD and sharpness DOESN'T MATTER'' [Early Mature Stage] - ''You know what? Hype culture aside, the katana is really just another sword, it's not useless.'' [Mature stage] - ''Longsword is an extremely versatile weapon and the katana is a fantastic two handed saber. They are each beautiful in their own way. We should look at historical weapons objectively without having our opinion affected by others. There is no such thing as the best sword.''
@cruelmilk4465
@cruelmilk4465 4 жыл бұрын
I’m Woke
@captainmaim
@captainmaim 4 жыл бұрын
okay... but my rapier went through that samurai's eyeball while he was gathering his chi...
@smievil
@smievil 4 жыл бұрын
Swords! stage
@GholaTleilaxu
@GholaTleilaxu 4 жыл бұрын
[Elder stage] - Bringing flowers to graveyard: "This was a fine young man, too bad he never learned how to use a fork."
@oscallibur5597
@oscallibur5597 4 жыл бұрын
Still in my angry teen stage
@spikedclown3163
@spikedclown3163 4 жыл бұрын
“WHAT IS THE BEST SWORD?!” .......a squirrel 🐿
@titocristobal5573
@titocristobal5573 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Throw that sucker in and it cuts everything.
@mk3ferret
@mk3ferret 4 жыл бұрын
Chipmunks: "Am i a joke to you"
@danciortea2278
@danciortea2278 4 жыл бұрын
You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords... curved swords.
@lsb2623
@lsb2623 4 жыл бұрын
Let me guess... someone stole your sweetroll.
@Andri474
@Andri474 4 жыл бұрын
I used to be an adventurer like you...
@nasserfirelordarts6574
@nasserfirelordarts6574 4 жыл бұрын
Is that fur? Coming out of your ears?
@darthportus
@darthportus 4 жыл бұрын
Go cast your fancy magic someplace else
@LeoGuitarize
@LeoGuitarize 4 жыл бұрын
Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am i saying? Of course you don't.
@IPostSwords
@IPostSwords 4 жыл бұрын
If the conclusion of this video isn't "the spadroon", I don't know if I can forgive you.
@adroitdroid5989
@adroitdroid5989 4 жыл бұрын
pattern rapiers assemble!
@magtegi2
@magtegi2 4 жыл бұрын
Wall hanger aluminum sword like objects are clearly the best
@romancapricorn5661
@romancapricorn5661 3 жыл бұрын
Throughout my life I’ve always been interested in eastern side place specifically the Japanese katana but watching your videos I’ve given me a greater appreciation and has allowed me to see the more practical uses and western swords
@mennograafmans1595
@mennograafmans1595 4 жыл бұрын
I liked the random shots of the animals. It was cute. Also the other edits, like a random Matt Easton was nice. I really like your newer videos. I don't know why, but it just comes of more pure.
@FrozenLemur
@FrozenLemur 4 жыл бұрын
The glowing head, slow motion, DO YOU SMOKE WEED? got me good lol
@nghtbot340
@nghtbot340 3 жыл бұрын
"If there was such a thing as the one perfect ultimate sword-" *Anduril joined the lobby*
@jakubfabisiak9810
@jakubfabisiak9810 4 жыл бұрын
Gimme a C! Gimme an O! Gimme an N! and then some text.
@robinthrush9672
@robinthrush9672 4 жыл бұрын
Leave it to a squirrel to get to the point.
@UnholyTerra
@UnholyTerra 4 жыл бұрын
I loved the “do you smoke weed” in the deep voice lmao
@Callsign_Kishin
@Callsign_Kishin 4 жыл бұрын
Connor Daniels right?! I died! I’m in the kitchen and it’s 10:38 and I’m trying not to wake anyone up from dying of laughter. It’s almost rude/disrespectful to ask/assume someone smokes weed isn’t it? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@blackbaron9544
@blackbaron9544 4 жыл бұрын
@@Callsign_Kishin Its legal in canada, basically the same as asking if he drinks or smokes cigs
@lordsevlacnog9321
@lordsevlacnog9321 4 жыл бұрын
Portugal here. I just hope you realize how amazing and well made your videos are. Wish you luck and prosperity. Thanks for sharing!
@Stewie-josh2002
@Stewie-josh2002 4 жыл бұрын
'if there was the one best sword' *diamond sword appears*
@jonathandoe1367
@jonathandoe1367 4 жыл бұрын
IIRC, gold swords actually have a higher dps, just a *much* lower durability. While diamond swords are better overall imo, gold swords would have their place in dealing massive damage rapidly for a short time. That being said, it would be a real drag trying to keep your swords enchanted if they were all gold. Given how much of a pain it was to enchant diamond, I don't even want to think about that nightmare.
@Stewie-josh2002
@Stewie-josh2002 4 жыл бұрын
@@jonathandoe1367 na just mend it this gold ingots
@jonathandoe1367
@jonathandoe1367 4 жыл бұрын
@@Stewie-josh2002 I believe the costs of mending are doubled each time, correct? This simply makes it much quicker to become unsustainable. Diamond swords were already kind of a logistical chore for me to keep functional, so I don't know how I'd manage a gold one. I'm sure it works for someone, but that' beyond me.
@thesenate5913
@thesenate5913 4 жыл бұрын
Netherite
@alexanderdaum8053
@alexanderdaum8053 4 жыл бұрын
​@@jonathandoe1367 really? Gold sword have the damage per hit like a wooden sword, maybe they attack a bit faster, but I don't think they can top a diamond sword. They have higher enchantability, so getting good enchantments without using books would be easier. Gold pickaxes on the other hand are really fast, but IIRC it doesn't matter a lot for swords
@AviansEnthusiast
@AviansEnthusiast 4 жыл бұрын
I know which the best sword is: The one that kills your opponent.
@robertcarson2365
@robertcarson2365 4 жыл бұрын
the one that keeps you alive. Don't care if my opponent is dead as long as I am not.
@MrMetonicus
@MrMetonicus 4 жыл бұрын
There is nuance.
@Beardshire
@Beardshire 4 жыл бұрын
Or the one you never have to draw.
@Lo-tf6qt
@Lo-tf6qt 4 жыл бұрын
It's the one with the biggest pommel
@erikjarandson5458
@erikjarandson5458 4 жыл бұрын
I prefer the sword that has already killed my opponent, without me needing to be involved at all. That may be because I'm a coward, or it may be because I'm lazy. There's also a tiny chance of 100% that it's both.
@reverseshotgun721
@reverseshotgun721 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who is interested in battlefield martial arts, I agree that the gladius is damn near perfect.
@leonvoelker7639
@leonvoelker7639 2 жыл бұрын
Yes. It is pretty effective in piercing armor and with the scutum it was probably one of the best weapon (and shield) combos. It was used for multiple centuries (and not just by the romans. I think they copied it from either Iberians or Celts, just like the scutum). It also looks and feels fantastic. But all weapons can be usefull and look kinda cool. Hope you have a great day (I don't know very much about weapons but I hope I didn't tell anything too untrue).
@reverseshotgun721
@reverseshotgun721 2 жыл бұрын
@@leonvoelker7639 it would be the Iberians, hence the “hispaniensis” profile found on older Gladii
@Emanresuadeen
@Emanresuadeen Жыл бұрын
It’s like a Roman katana! 😂
@LarryGarfieldCrell
@LarryGarfieldCrell 4 жыл бұрын
I'm just waiting for Bob to grab the sword and smack Skall upside the head for the years of abuse...
@jabbablade1884
@jabbablade1884 4 жыл бұрын
0:45 now everyone knows that Netherite sword is the best sword, not the diamond one ?
@PaulFarrerMusic
@PaulFarrerMusic 4 жыл бұрын
Coming across this to find someone who says that it can be down to the time, the era, the idea of it's importance is so re-freshing. The logistics, the cause, the restrictions of the time, and situation can judge how important it is. Thank you!
@estherbeirne
@estherbeirne 4 жыл бұрын
The perfect sword is the friends we made alone the way.
@mennograafmans1595
@mennograafmans1595 4 жыл бұрын
No, they are the perfect shield.
@JimmyBasquiat
@JimmyBasquiat 4 жыл бұрын
@@mennograafmans1595 *meat shield, FIFY.
@JustGrowingUp84
@JustGrowingUp84 4 жыл бұрын
Noice!
@scottmacgregor3444
@scottmacgregor3444 4 жыл бұрын
They get pretty pissy when you try to sharpen them. And don't get me started on parries and blocks.
@smyrnashooterssupply5763
@smyrnashooterssupply5763 4 жыл бұрын
This may be the best comment on a video Ive ever read
@mariuslanzas8908
@mariuslanzas8908 4 жыл бұрын
Swords are like tools. Each tool has a specific functionality, and just like a master artisan achieves mastery over his craft, just like that he gains mastery over his tools, however it was not the hammer that made him good at his job. What I am trying to say is that, a sword is only as good as its wielder. Now there is no such thing as a multipurpose sword that can function as a katana, longsword, rapier etc. In the video he states fashion and practicality, which are both correct as terms although I would have preferred the term culture instead of fashion. For the japanese for instance, war had some spiritual elements as well, which derived from their culture and viewpoint. Each civilization due to individual differences developed differently, and the same applies for their martial techniques. The Greeks for instance favored mostly the spear and shield as well as tight formations called phalanxes. Their way of fighting was reflected on their weapons naturally, you need the proper tool for the job! The gladius of the Roman soldiers, (they also had the Pillum, a form of javelin) again ideal for crowded battles. Now the katanas were not very useful in large battles and generally they preferred spears (like the Naginatas), they were easier to use against armored opponents and much harder to dodge or even parry. Now duels are very different and once again a number of multipe factors need to be taken into account, single hand blades like the one that is displayed here, are actually pretty good, you hav emuch better control over it, it is less taxing on your wrist, and you can outmaneuver and outfight most heavy type of opponents. Now I have to object on the longsword that the gentleman introduces here. I find it quite big to be a longsword, the single handed blade you used here sure looks more like a longsword, the double-edged blade that at least half the hilt was exposed for the most part is essentially a bastard sword, using it with only one hand takes much out of its potential, it is apparent that it was made for two hands, sure you might use it one handed for some swift parries or attacks, but the true damage and control comes from both hands. Generally I am with you in the longsword department, they are still usable as two handed, they are highly verstatile, weather to thrust or swing, and if it comes down to it, you may take up a shield, and also since they are very common, a trained swordsman wouldn't find it hard to either find a replacement, or take a category heavier weapon like the bastard sword or Claymore.
@Sisteelin
@Sisteelin 4 жыл бұрын
You are mistaken regarding the size of a longsword. That looks on the smaller side of longswords tbh. Shadiversity has a great video on blade/hilt lengths and how they are classified. If I remember correctly, longswords are strictly 2 handed swords, not hand and a half or one handed.
@bradleygalo4775
@bradleygalo4775 4 жыл бұрын
that's a pretty good TED-Talk
@coyoteannabis1192
@coyoteannabis1192 4 жыл бұрын
A journeyman will always strive to use the right tools, whereas the master uses whatever tools he has. Or like Bruce Lee said, the dangerous man is not the one who has practiced a single kick a thousand times. The most dangerous man is the one who has practiced a thousand kicks once.
@hardcaliber19
@hardcaliber19 4 жыл бұрын
@@coyoteannabis1192 That Bruce Lee quote is ass-backwards.
@jimjohns3073
@jimjohns3073 4 жыл бұрын
Do I know u u would be a marine knick name animal
@michaelmccoy1794
@michaelmccoy1794 4 жыл бұрын
"This IS *NUANCE!* (kicks over bob, or joe, or larry, er--whatever the hell it's name is...) Friggin hilarious.
@imyourrealdad2379
@imyourrealdad2379 4 жыл бұрын
The best sword is the jack of all trades master of non, that's right you've guessed it...... The Lightsaber. If you disagree your Midi-chlorian count must be non existent.
@flightlesschicken7769
@flightlesschicken7769 4 жыл бұрын
@@AmericanThunder but if your sword goes through a lightsaber then a lightsaber goes though your sword. In other words, it would still be the lightsaber
@rafaelalodio5116
@rafaelalodio5116 4 жыл бұрын
The lightsaber is OP as hell.
@zeroblade6599
@zeroblade6599 4 жыл бұрын
But which lightsaber is better? Double-ended spear? Quillions? Does color matter? What if your opponent is colorblind, does that mean some lightsabers are less visible to some people? Lightsaber describes blade material more than shape
@flightlesschicken7769
@flightlesschicken7769 4 жыл бұрын
@@zeroblade6599 color does not matter
@flightlesschicken7769
@flightlesschicken7769 4 жыл бұрын
@@AmericanThunder Still, you so not want to have your sword go through the lightsaber. If it does then you no longer have any defense from the lightsaber
@aaronm4562
@aaronm4562 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine someone breaking into this guy’s house at night, and the look on their face when Skallagrim rushes downstairs with a fuckin longsword in hand and runs them through faster than they can shit themselves. XD
@bakedgoods7116
@bakedgoods7116 4 жыл бұрын
The robber pulls a gun, but before he pulls the trigger, Skall throws the fucking pommel!
@HeavenForge
@HeavenForge 4 жыл бұрын
@@bakedgoods7116 Or like a samurai he cuts the robber down in a second
@solinvictus2045
@solinvictus2045 4 жыл бұрын
@@HeavenForge you my lad are a true legend
@reino7514
@reino7514 4 жыл бұрын
@@solinvictus2045 that didnt fit one bit
@solinvictus2045
@solinvictus2045 4 жыл бұрын
@@reino7514 no u
@fabiansanchez7203
@fabiansanchez7203 4 жыл бұрын
Damn can't believe skall confirmed he smokes weed and plays dungeon and dragons in.the same video
@StSubZero
@StSubZero 4 жыл бұрын
@Fabian Sanchez He said "The answer is no by the way" would have been funny though.
@fabiansanchez7203
@fabiansanchez7203 4 жыл бұрын
@@StSubZero ur fun at parties
@fabiansanchez7203
@fabiansanchez7203 4 жыл бұрын
@Guacamole Nigga Penis im gonna guess by ur name yk Whats up lmfao
@thefracturedbutwhole5475
@thefracturedbutwhole5475 4 жыл бұрын
@@fabiansanchez7203 yeah because with dad jokes like yours you're always the life of the party.
@fabiansanchez7203
@fabiansanchez7203 4 жыл бұрын
@@thefracturedbutwhole5475 damn u really got me
@FrozenLemur
@FrozenLemur 4 жыл бұрын
I can see it now: Man scalps himself at party showing off fancy helicopter reverse-cuts.
@mk3ferret
@mk3ferret 4 жыл бұрын
Accurate analysis
@camrendavis6650
@camrendavis6650 4 жыл бұрын
1:10 Skwerl boi eager to learn, bring snacc and open mind
@isi2973
@isi2973 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: "Messer" is just the german word for knife.
@Jonahch2v9
@Jonahch2v9 3 жыл бұрын
We're terrible for naming things but it's a harsher language so it sounds cool for weapons. U-boat= underwater boat Panzershiffe= armored boat Panzer= armor Waschbar= washing bear (Raccoon) LOL.
@isi2973
@isi2973 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jonahch2v9 U-Boot* Panzerschiff* Waschbär*(the ä can be written as ae if you do not have the key) and Panzer can mean armor, but it can also mean tank or shell as in turtle shell (Schildkrötenpanzer)
@Gentleman...Driver
@Gentleman...Driver 3 жыл бұрын
Thats why in Germany it is refered to as "Langes Messer" (long knife). It has to do with the rules of the time. Farmers for example were not allowed to carry swords, so instead they carried those long knifes, which is essentialy a shorter sword for the time period, with a harmless name. :)
@chroma6947
@chroma6947 3 жыл бұрын
@@Gentleman...Driver The second someone sees a person carrying a blade of that length knife goes out the window. They would go oioi nice sword as germany required people to be protected unless in a city with its own protection where it isnt necessary
@Gentleman...Driver
@Gentleman...Driver 3 жыл бұрын
@@chroma6947 Germans love rules and I think it was regulated how long a knife could be.
@VeryEvilGM
@VeryEvilGM 4 жыл бұрын
Would like to see someone making that "ultimate" hybrid sword and have you testing it.
@VeryEvilGM
@VeryEvilGM 4 жыл бұрын
Or perhaps two pommeled sword XD
@jaketheasianguy3307
@jaketheasianguy3307 4 жыл бұрын
He alread did test cuts with 2 longsword katana hybrids
@darthrevan926
@darthrevan926 4 жыл бұрын
@@VeryEvilGM or a sword made of pommels
@VeryEvilGM
@VeryEvilGM 4 жыл бұрын
@@darthrevan926 Let's not blow up the whole city block ok?
@darthrevan926
@darthrevan926 4 жыл бұрын
@@VeryEvilGM just a block?
@M_Northstar
@M_Northstar 4 жыл бұрын
Squirrel, Sparrow and Woodpecker. Ah, to live so close to so much nature, and have the eye to see it.
@wiltshiresail7186
@wiltshiresail7186 2 жыл бұрын
@04:25 I am a Dark and Middle age battle reenactor based in the south west of England. We did some work with an archaeological team a few years ago who wanted to back-up a theory they had about Swords. Virtually no Swords are found at historical British battle sites. It's mainly Spear and Axe heads. Most of the swords found in archaeological digs are found in graves, tombs and Barrows. Many of the skulls found near the skeletons on historical battle sites have holes in them consistent with Warhammers and Axes. Against Leather, Chain and Plate armour on a dummy, only long, sharp, pointy swords really did any significant penetrating damage and that damage was only from thrusting. Poleaxes, Spears and War hammers were very effective at piercing all armour types. Out of all the weapons the War hammer was the most reliable, consistent, light and nimble. A War Hammer can pierce a metal helmet killing the wearer instantly. We spent many hours talking this through and if you put your mind into that of a Medieval soldier, faced with potentially thousands of enemy soldiers in armour, possibly with shields, coming at you to smash you to death, you're going to want something that gets the job done, kills the enemy quickly and efficiently. We concluded that a sword would most definitely not be the first choice. As much as I love swords, I think in this period their use was limited on the battlefield. They were more of a symbol of power, status and authority.
@elzar5987
@elzar5987 4 жыл бұрын
Best sword: Pole axe
@michaelblacktree
@michaelblacktree 4 жыл бұрын
I was also going to say that, just for giggles.
@JustGrowingUp84
@JustGrowingUp84 4 жыл бұрын
You sirs are men of culture, sophistication, and most excellent breeding.
@michaelblacktree
@michaelblacktree 4 жыл бұрын
@@JustGrowingUp84 - I am certainly none of those things, but appreciate the vote of confidence. 😉
@masterspicy5696
@masterspicy5696 4 жыл бұрын
Best Sword: Gun.
@JustGrowingUp84
@JustGrowingUp84 4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelblacktree I also wanted to mention the pollaxe as the best sword - considering that I found two kindred minds, it only seemed fair to show my appreciation. Don't mind me, I was just being fancy for the sake of being fancy, lol.
@gavinnorris6348
@gavinnorris6348 4 жыл бұрын
I think the Swiss Saber would be a good guess. It's got most of the bases covered IMO
@michaelmccoy1794
@michaelmccoy1794 4 жыл бұрын
The squirrel footage was awesome. The info was great, too. But I *really* loved the dragonball reference!
@rinrinzemi
@rinrinzemi 4 жыл бұрын
Hello, I am a Japanese, English is not good. So we use machine translation. I'm sorry if something is wrong. Double-edged swords are rare in Japan. It is called "moroha dukuri" or "kogarasu dukuri". In ancient Japan, it was invented during the transition from straight swords to curved swords. The sword had to be bent to make it easier to slash on horses. If the horse is moving, you can slash with almost no movement of your hand. "notati" is originally a katana used on horses and is not suitable for walking. As a result, it quickly became obsolete. However, those who wanted to show off their power sometimes dared to use it. Large swords like notati are difficult to handle on foot, so we decided to lengthen the handle. And that is "nagamaki". In the Middle Ages, katana is shorter than tati, and its curvature becomes smaller. Shorter ones are better for walking. And because of the development of armor, slashing has become less effective. However, swords are rarely used when wearing armor. I mainly fight with spears. Spears are primarily used to strike. If you get close enough, you do "kumiuti" and pierce with the short katana "yoroi doosi". * "Kumiuti" is a close martial art. So when you use katana it is an emergency and you need to pull it out quickly. It is probable that those factors reduced the curvature. Katana with both blades was sometimes made in the Middle Ages, but most are short katana. Probably to damage the neck quickly. After the armor has developed Swords of normal length are sometimes said to have been used to decapitate killed enemies rather than fight. The notati you have has almost no curvature. Notati usually curves near the hand for easier handling on horseback. If that katana had been used on foot, I think that it was used when not wearing armor after the 17th century. In the comments section of a different youtube video, I will write below what I commented on in the medieval Japanese battle on whether the spear or katana was used. I'm glad if you can use it as a reference. All of your other videos are fun and educational. Thank you very much.
@rinrinzemi
@rinrinzemi 4 жыл бұрын
* This comment was made during the discussion between Katana and Spear in the battle. Wow! I am Japanese. I'm very happy to talk about Samurai eagerly. There has been a long debate as to whether the sword was used in combat, The answer is quite different in the early and late Middle Ages. It will be a little lesson on history, but please forgive The samurai discussed in countries other than Japan existed from the late ancient times to the Middle Ages. Late ancient samurai existed as a hierarchy following nobility. "Samurai" has the meaning of "follow" in ancient Japanese. It is a rough expression because it is difficult to explain if it is not Japanese. The early samurai were groups of powerful peasants armed dominating many other peasants. By paying taxes to lower aristocrats, they gained protection from the aristocrats and, depending on their achievements, were given new land. Samurai at this time were armed with bows and large Japanese swords, "Tachi". "Tachi" is long and warped to make it easier to cut enemies on horseback. The armor of this era is similar to the late medieval armor, but with less protection and was heavily damaged by katana. In the battle, you ride a horse, shoot each other's bows, and then slash with “Tachi”. Then drop the enemy off the horse. If the opponent is alive, play “Kumiuchi” and kill the opponent with a short Katana “yoroi doosi”. "Kumiuchi" is a martial art that fights at close range. I was doing sumo wrestling as a training for Kumiuchi. Now, before we talk about the late medieval samurai, let's learn about the ranks of soldiers. Do you know "busi"? busi is divided into samurai, kati and asigaru. The late medieval samurai has less meaning as a ruling class, and only high-class soldiers who are qualified to mount are called samurai. Serve as an officer onthe battlefield. "kati" is not allowed to be mounted on a horse. However, it is a good status class to some extent. Serves as a non-commissioned officer on the battlefield. "asigaru" is a lower class busi. They are not allowed to meet the master. "asigaru" serves the master and is a semi-farmer. They are trained and deal with bows and guns. However, due to their similar role on the battlefield, mercenaries often seem to be called asigaru. In the battle, a squad called "sonae" is formed for each lord. Some of the sonae are Ashigaru, who have roles such as spears, bows, and guns. The lower commander called "kumigasira" commands the squads divided by weapons. The lords "busyou" will give instructions to "kumigasira". And in the battle, the general gives instructions to the Lord and moves the sonae to fight. When you engage an enemy sonae, you place a fixed shield and shoot with a bow. If the formation collapses, chase with a spear. The spear is about 4 meters and is used by hitting it from above instead of stabbing it. Japanese spears, unlike Salissa, are wrapped with thin bamboo on the outside of the wood. Therefore it is elastic. Depending on its length, it is quite destructive and can be damaged well with armor. Also, it seems that a cloth was wrapped around a part of the handle so that the hand did not slip with blood. The front row soldier's spear appears to have used a long spear about 5-6 meters to break the fixed shield. And when it is close enough that you can not hit with a spear, you kill with kumiuchi and yoroi doosi. It seems that the riding samurai used a spear of about 2 to 3 meters. In battles, bow casualties seemed to be the highest. So what was katana (utigatana) used for? Japan had a culture of beheading when killing an important enemy, There is a theory that it was used to cut the neck after defeating the enemy. Head hunting! Hahaha! If it was not a field battle, it might have been used more. When the general of the Muromachi shogunate was assassinated, he stabbed several swords into the tatami mats and cut down on the approaching enemies. ...... This fake story is popular! Oh, the story was too long. Cheers to your patience. And I am not good at writing interesting sentences. If you're curious, don't think I'm all right, check out Japanese history. I had a hard time writing this sentence so please be kind. I do machine translation because I can't speak English. I'm sorry if there is something strange. Thank you.
@donaldking4948
@donaldking4948 4 жыл бұрын
I really gotta say that I enjoyed that piece of history you shared with everyone. Thank you very much.
@jonathandoe1367
@jonathandoe1367 4 жыл бұрын
@@rinrinzemi Very interesting. I've learned a little on this topic before, and what you say makes sense to me. A katana was a sidearm, used primarily when attacked outside of battle (such as when in public or at home), or when disarmed or in very close range. It is the same way with knightly swords, such as the longsword and arming sword, and it is also how we use handguns today. It is not practical to sleep with a polearm or rifle and take it with you when you are shopping! I have also heard that it may have been used for decapitation of corpses. Also, I believe is usually written "chi", and not as "ti". Similarly, is written as "shi", and not as "si". They were sometimes transcribed that way in the past, but not anymore. Writing it that way may confuse some who are not knowledgeable on the Japanese language. Romanization can be difficult, and I respect your good effort. I only know a few Japanese words. I have not practiced speaking Japanese very much. I am sorry we cannot communicate better. I attempt to communicate as clearly as possible. You can ask for clarification if you do not understand me. I am grateful for your information and I thank you.
@sofalso
@sofalso 4 жыл бұрын
@@rinrinzemi thanks for sharing 👍
@rinrinzemi
@rinrinzemi 4 жыл бұрын
@@jonathandoe1367 I'm sorry to have confused you about the Japanese notation. I'm a general Japanese by birth, but I'm not familiar with how to write Japanese overseas. There are several ways to write Japanese in Roman letters What can be entered with the keyboard "ち" = "ti", "chi", "し" = "si", "shi", "ci". For Japanese, both have the same pronunciation, so both are correct, In private conversations, we tend to use the one that takes less time to type. We apologize for using the confusing words.
@bathysphere1070
@bathysphere1070 4 жыл бұрын
Skallagrim: "There is no perfect sword" Link: "Master sword"
@seretith3513
@seretith3513 4 жыл бұрын
Historical But to engage your claim: The Mastersword has the Ability to shoot projectiles in the Form of it's Cuts and Stabs, giving it tremendous reach. But this doesn't make it the ultimate sword. For example : the Monado (Xenoblade Chronicles) allways tells you when potentielle Doom is coming, giving you the time to think of something to go around it. Or the Fourswords (the Legend of Zelda) that splits you and itself into 4, granding you the power of shear outnumber. You can flank your Oponent at hearts Content. ... Wy are all the most deadlyest Fantasy-swords all from Nintendo
@MrDibara
@MrDibara 4 жыл бұрын
@@seretith3513 Because, sometimes, Nintendo can get hella creative with what they got. Not always, obviously, but when they *do* get creative, they go full in.
@ArcherWarhound
@ArcherWarhound 4 жыл бұрын
Shad: "The Master Sword is a Total Mess!!"
@seretith3513
@seretith3513 4 жыл бұрын
@@ArcherWarhound it still has goddamn Projektiles, so i wouldn't care
@kirschblute_6142
@kirschblute_6142 4 жыл бұрын
It breaks in like 2 hits in botw
@Pidalin
@Pidalin Жыл бұрын
I think the most important is what is purpose of that sword and why you need it. If I am going to 14th century war, I will take longsword, or more like war hammer, if I will have a 18th century duel, I will have rapier. If it's a zombie apocalypse and I need something which works against zombies and bad people (and you don't expect that people have plate armor), I will probably take some smaller saber or maybe something like viking sword. Maybe more like that viking sword, because it's symetric and with double edge, I don't have to care about how to grab it, it works even vice versa and when my edge is damaged, I just flip it and I have a fresh edge again.
@duchi882
@duchi882 4 жыл бұрын
_"A True Warrior doesn't need a Sword"_ *-Thors* (Vinland Saga)
@xyon9090
@xyon9090 4 жыл бұрын
True, you only need a Pommel
@HONNEKI
@HONNEKI 4 жыл бұрын
@@xyon9090 *why you little…*
@mennograafmans1595
@mennograafmans1595 4 жыл бұрын
A true marathonathlete doesn't need running shoes. But your chance of making it is increases greatly. But I really should start watching Vinland Saga. I only heard good things about it.
@taistelusammakko5088
@taistelusammakko5088 4 жыл бұрын
THORKELL IS TRIGGERED
@nyan2317
@nyan2317 4 жыл бұрын
Literally everyone in Jomsviking: *Visible Confusion*
@alfonsovallejo2665
@alfonsovallejo2665 4 жыл бұрын
Skalllagrim is completely unrecognizable compared to 3 years ago, he has become the sword meme king of youtube
@BestKCL
@BestKCL 3 жыл бұрын
He was also back in 2017 though?
@danchris2293
@danchris2293 4 жыл бұрын
The nature scenes were quite random, yet surprisingly felt quite necessary. Good choice:)
@nyan2317
@nyan2317 4 жыл бұрын
I have always loved the Shield+Gladius combo. Tight formation on battlefield, aggressively closing in on duels.
@ecothunderbolt257
@ecothunderbolt257 4 жыл бұрын
Came for the sword, stayed for the squirrel.
@Kareem_Benjamn.
@Kareem_Benjamn. 4 жыл бұрын
Diamond sword with fire aspect and knockback everyone knows that's the best sword
@nicmagtaan1132
@nicmagtaan1132 3 жыл бұрын
knockback is quite bad for comboing i think
@SaganTheKhajiit
@SaganTheKhajiit 4 жыл бұрын
Funny you mentioned D&D. Three out of five D&D groups has at least one person asking what's the best class, despite the fact that all classes have their own specific way of playing and different classes fit different roles. And now I'm convinced it's the same people asking you what's the best sword.
@devin5201
@devin5201 4 жыл бұрын
The bard obviously, what other class gives you musical instrument proficiency?
@DJDocsVideos
@DJDocsVideos 4 жыл бұрын
It's always that homebrew class your DM came up with ;-)
@martytu20
@martytu20 4 жыл бұрын
A half orc Paladin who means well, but gullible and naive.
@SaganTheKhajiit
@SaganTheKhajiit 4 жыл бұрын
@@devin5201 Channeling magic power through sick lute solos is indeed pretty awesome.
@SaganTheKhajiit
@SaganTheKhajiit 4 жыл бұрын
@@DJDocsVideos Like Frenzied Berserker on 5e, for me
@MrMetonicus
@MrMetonicus 4 жыл бұрын
I have four children. My favorite is the one sitting in my lap. The best sword is the one in your hand.
@tehphoebus
@tehphoebus 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for all the clear caveats in the beginning and sharing your insights.
@apatheticsquid5658
@apatheticsquid5658 4 жыл бұрын
"Do you know the riddle of steel?" I half expected him to end him rightly
@Metaphix
@Metaphix 4 жыл бұрын
gladius was perfect for mobs of warriors charging at a shielded line- AKA Celts
@owenbreon
@owenbreon 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact. The Gladius is a celtic innovation. 'Celtiberian' to be more precise.
@gone8913
@gone8913 4 жыл бұрын
The "Celts" depending on the period and definition of "Celt" were far more advanced tactically and strategically than most give credit for. I don't think in most circumstances they would just charge at the enemy in a simple and not fluent manner, they would have learned pretty quick it wouldn't be the best idea in most contexts.
@Gentleman...Driver
@Gentleman...Driver 3 жыл бұрын
@@gone8913 Yes, this is true. And early encounters with them were sometimes truely desasterous for the Romans and thats why they did their military reforms. Constant adaptation is key to every military operation.
@OwlskiTV
@OwlskiTV 3 жыл бұрын
Looks at title. "Awe shit, here we go again." Also that squirrel is the equivalence to a live studio audience.
@fungus2116
@fungus2116 4 жыл бұрын
ill save you 21 minutes, its the lothric ss
@nachoxaverage
@nachoxaverage 4 жыл бұрын
Uuuuuuh akchually, its the Balder Side Sword
@andyknightwarden9746
@andyknightwarden9746 4 жыл бұрын
@@nachoxaverage Baller Swag Sword, Lothric Swag Sword, same thing different game.
@korsgaard2876
@korsgaard2876 4 жыл бұрын
Okay but hear me out okay. Ringed knight spear
@syncronisis9579
@syncronisis9579 4 жыл бұрын
easy, the answer is broken straight sword
@andyknightwarden9746
@andyknightwarden9746 4 жыл бұрын
@@syncronisis9579 Only if it's transmuted to the True Artorias Greatsword.
@nathangilbert7774
@nathangilbert7774 4 жыл бұрын
Its like when new shooters ask “what’s the best pistol” and i’m like “for who what where when why?”
@LiveErrors
@LiveErrors 4 жыл бұрын
Thomas the Railroad Gun obviously Yes its a pistol, if you disagree ill demonstrate it on you
@mauricioMachuca
@mauricioMachuca 4 жыл бұрын
@@LiveErrors "Have a canon?, shot a projectile?, can kill someone? yes yes yes, sounds pretty pistol to me"
@jeremybarrett3616
@jeremybarrett3616 4 жыл бұрын
The one with enough bullets to kill it dead at least several times over,be relatively cheap ammo wise and leave me comfortable in my armchair. (a certain degree of sarcasm here,it really is a question of who,what,when,where and why) :)
@Wingzero90939
@Wingzero90939 4 жыл бұрын
bokudensuduharagmail you mean the Broomhandle C96 Mauser for CCW obviously. Duel wielded of course.
@loganyork846
@loganyork846 4 жыл бұрын
I agree haha unless the 1911 is an option.....then always 1911.....maaaaayyyybbbeeeee a 2011 it you are feeling techy
@r0b3rtdq
@r0b3rtdq 3 жыл бұрын
Big like. Awesome video. Technique, skill, encounter and luck are the determining factors in the end. I think the best sword is the one you master.
@geradosolusyon511
@geradosolusyon511 4 жыл бұрын
10:00 skall's sword song: You can cut to face!♪ You can cut to arms and legs~!♪
@ringo7499
@ringo7499 3 жыл бұрын
I'll just give the easy and cheeky answer of the gladius as the best sword, because it was the only sword in history that was used as the primary military arm of its respective culture. Which required a bunch of other factors to be in place (it was replaced by the spatha, I think, because of the declining quality of the infantry legions and a reduction in discipline leading to more chaotic battles) but hey, so did everything else.
@willinnewhaven3285
@willinnewhaven3285 3 жыл бұрын
From what I've read, you are right about the smallsword.. It was less of a pain to wear but I haven't read anyone who said that a man with a smallsword would be a favorite against his peer with a rapier.
@DanielMartinez-vx3hs
@DanielMartinez-vx3hs 4 жыл бұрын
Can’t we just agree the lightsaber is the best
@brycechaffey3214
@brycechaffey3214 3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@Skyisgoingbacktopluto
@Skyisgoingbacktopluto 3 жыл бұрын
*laughs in slug launcher.
@Gentleman...Driver
@Gentleman...Driver 3 жыл бұрын
Only if you are a force user and very disciplined. Otherwise you will just hurt yourself. :-))
@Emanresuadeen
@Emanresuadeen Жыл бұрын
It’s like a katana from a galaxy far, far away. 😅
@TurinTurambar-oc4nv
@TurinTurambar-oc4nv Жыл бұрын
If the owner of the lightsaber doesn't have the force, I will go for an Excalibur xdd
@DrAjASK
@DrAjASK 4 жыл бұрын
*0:45* _not anymore ol' friend..._ I am sorry, but a _diamond sword_ will not longer be the strongest sword in Minecraft, due to the introduction of _netherite..._ But it will always be the _iconic_ one!
@Connor-dy6wq
@Connor-dy6wq 3 жыл бұрын
I'm just gonna mention the fact that I really like the intro music and sound effects. It's very calming for some reason, and kinda brings back nostalgia of all those old 2d adventures games.
@quixotika3232
@quixotika3232 3 жыл бұрын
A katana with a crossguard and pommel is just a kreigsmesser. Change my mind😤💯
@some15thcenturygermanknigh15
@some15thcenturygermanknigh15 3 жыл бұрын
No because no one can
@hungrydragon9402
@hungrydragon9402 4 жыл бұрын
If the conclusion of this video isnt „Zweihänder“ (ideally Chaos Zweihänder +15) Im most definately unsubscribing. /s
@dearcastiel4667
@dearcastiel4667 4 жыл бұрын
Chaos weapons go only +5. What are you, casual ?
@hungrydragon9402
@hungrydragon9402 4 жыл бұрын
@Richard Joyce So I put /s at the end of my comment to ensure everybody realizes its sarcasm, but then you came along.
@shawnchinnery663
@shawnchinnery663 4 жыл бұрын
Hungry Dragon , damn I didn’t even get the reference but was hit by the sarcasm!
@joaovitorsilvagohl682
@joaovitorsilvagohl682 4 жыл бұрын
Only if you dont up dex
@steelydan3263
@steelydan3263 4 жыл бұрын
The longsword is a zweihander (Two handled)
@martinwarner1178
@martinwarner1178 3 жыл бұрын
Pity he didnt mention the Dacian sword. that dealt a very grave blow to Trajan and his Roman army. You know the one, a downward curve that got over the shields of the Roman soldiers. They reinforced their helmuts because of these swords. Great videos, im a fan.
@timmytombstone2028
@timmytombstone2028 3 жыл бұрын
Skall: Just chilling with his Darth Vader gloves, in the snow with some random animals.
@AhmedHassan-lv6ld
@AhmedHassan-lv6ld 4 жыл бұрын
"hand protection is always good on the battlefield" Me : wait weren't we talking about duels
@Damocles450
@Damocles450 4 жыл бұрын
Either way, it's hard to hold a weapon with injured hands.
@AhmedHassan-lv6ld
@AhmedHassan-lv6ld 3 жыл бұрын
@@Damocles450 fair
@FHSBlackSwarm
@FHSBlackSwarm 3 жыл бұрын
I've been really fascinated with historical swords for the last year. I appreciate this channel immensely
@sergeantdornan7701
@sergeantdornan7701 4 жыл бұрын
“There are certain things curved things can do that straight things cannot do and vise versa...” Quote every women ever... sorry skall I had to. Btw great video.
@ChampionMarauder
@ChampionMarauder 3 жыл бұрын
I mean... if the curved thing is big enough it can still do all the things a straight thing can do in that context...
@svenbernhagen6320
@svenbernhagen6320 3 жыл бұрын
Except whiping own ass XD
@Sceadusawol
@Sceadusawol 4 жыл бұрын
"What is the best sword?" Not the messer - that's a knife!
@cattfishh7331
@cattfishh7331 2 жыл бұрын
4:52 Best battlefield sword = hand and half sword/bastard sword, because you can use it with or without a shield and it's not bad as a 1 or 2 handed weapon. 7:10 Best sword for tight formations = Gladius, because it is small, light, and can thrust multiple targets in close quarters. 9:09 Good dueling sword = rapier, because it has tremendous reach, can cut still, but it's hard. 10:07 Best sword overall = Longsword, mostly because it's versatile, but also because it's double bladed, has lots to work with, has decent reach, good for with or without shield, good at multiple distances, biomechanically fast due to pommel, and ability to half-sword and use it as a makeshift warhammer. 14:37 (second place to Longsword) = Messer, extra hand protection, good cutter, pretty versatile, you can use the spine to half-sword. General notes from the video: If there was a perfect sword, everyone would use it and no other sword designs would exist. Straight vs curved blade isn't a deciding factor. Longer length and better hand protection does not always equal better sword. In terms of sword designs, sum is not greater than its parts. You cannot do a hybrid sword and hope it works better since some design aspects are mutually exclusive. Finally, reach is not always an advantage, especially against people who YOLO rush you.
@vumanhtung
@vumanhtung 4 жыл бұрын
*Anyone notice that? Skallagrim has already had a Japanese sword which can finally solve his gripping problem of discomfort (menuki is placed at the middle position on the handle - so called Katatemaki wrapping style).*
@khatack
@khatack 3 жыл бұрын
In the later Roman era the discipline broke down a lot and the tight formation wasn't always a thing. The Equipment evolved with the reality of warfare, the shorter Gladii were pretty much perfect for the style of warfare they were developed for, but when a formation breaks down, reach becomes an issue.
@Gentleman...Driver
@Gentleman...Driver 3 жыл бұрын
Wasnt for that reason. In the late antiquity most armies shifted from (heavy) infantry to cavalry. Even the Romans, who were really not that much into horses, did this in the later periods, even with fully iron clad "Cataphracts" - inspired by those from the east. A Spathi (Greek for "Sword") has a higher reach (because it was used by cavalry before). So adapting that into your infantry makes a better sidearm against those enemies, when you lose your lance. Close formations were key to the success, especially against horses. Running away was no good, because horses were faster then the foot soldier. And ever so often the eastern Roman (often referred to as "Byzantines") showed this. They were quite good for another 1000 years to defend their territory against Huns, Bulgarians, Goths and Sassanids.
@pauleugenio5914
@pauleugenio5914 4 жыл бұрын
In Kendo, we hold the sword by the end of the hilt, where the pommel would be. The end of the hilt does not stick out through the hand, but fits snug like a joint connecting arm to weapon. A pommel would mess this up entirely. Also something to mention: most Kendo strikes involve a lunge, and occur from a distance. The katana is a slashing weapon, and the lunge contributes the necessary momentum to cut through the opponent. In practice (sparring), I find any excess momentum is used to rebound off the opponent, using the outbound momentum to deliver an additional cut on the way out. This only happening if the opponent has excellent footwork, otherwise they’ll get knocked off their feet. (The actually impact is a small standing tackle from the hips. I think basketball players do something similar to stop players without using their arms.)
@docinabox258
@docinabox258 4 жыл бұрын
If i'm not mistaken, like sport fencing, kendo is quite different from the actual way the katana was used.
@SwordWieldingDuck
@SwordWieldingDuck 4 жыл бұрын
But kendo has nothing to do with realistic fencing, it is too much formalized and has too many rules.
@idjit93
@idjit93 4 жыл бұрын
Having done iaido kendo and HEMA I would have to disagree with your comment about the pommel. In iaido, the tsukagashira is behind the pinky finger, not covered as it is in kendo. Additionally HEMA and sparring in other Japanese sword arts doesn’t use taiatari. If they’re that close it’s time for grappling. They used to do that in prewar kendo too.
@stormshadowctf
@stormshadowctf 3 жыл бұрын
@@docinabox258 correct
@stormshadowctf
@stormshadowctf 3 жыл бұрын
Kendo doesn't really apply cuts...it's more like fighting with...well, a stick.
@ryanpeters1005
@ryanpeters1005 4 жыл бұрын
I looked away for a second and looked back thinking the dummy in the beginning was a real person.
@M4L1y
@M4L1y 4 жыл бұрын
to try answer this question, you have to be an expert in using of each sword - which is impossible Katana for example takes enormous amount of time to master sword extracting technique (128 moves), it's the situation when you deadly strike opponent even before duel is starting
@pepegapepegov4820
@pepegapepegov4820 4 жыл бұрын
Ты посмотрел слишком много аниме :D
@mk3ferret
@mk3ferret 4 жыл бұрын
iaido doesn't play... If that swords on the hip you can die any moment
@Phobos_Anomaly
@Phobos_Anomaly 3 жыл бұрын
It's such a silly question. It's like asking "What's the best firearm?" - What do you mean? Best for what? What purposes are you using it for?
@hansjetschessandanother4515
@hansjetschessandanother4515 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine comparing MP 5 , M4 and AWP.
@feryth
@feryth 4 жыл бұрын
*reads title* *grabs popcorn*
@HONNEKI
@HONNEKI 4 жыл бұрын
*reads title* *graps pommel*
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