Olde Blade Shoppe ep05 - An Imposing Knife?

[@lumezeanueduard-vasile6908]

If a game really makes Skall a merchant npc, one of his lines should be "Greetings, do you wish to aquaire something to end your enemy rightly?"

[@robbiemallu1871]

Hell yes!!

[@lydiamourningstar2028]

If markiplier can be a merchant in a game so can skall

[@digitallfax]

Gives leather pouch of pummels

[@keaten52]

"Looking to protect yourself, or end your enemies rightly?"

[@shelbybayer200]

That would be amazing

[@vinnyvox7173]

Love how he is acting like an npc lol

[@aurourus6894]

@Joe Blow God damn it, I can already hear the screaming in the distance.

[@yochaiwyss3843]

@Joe Blow That's magnificent

[@donjose6674]

@Joe Blow Don't make it about politics, Yank

[@dxhunter9170]

I didn't come here to read you yanks babble about your politics

[@connorjaneu3021]

He’s actually an NPC in my DnD campaign right now, the finest and most charismatic weapon dealer in the city of Gaway.

[@jose-ji6yj]

We got ripped off. That crystal skull was worth at least a sword and two knives.

[@g0tm04]

jose paolo Aranda what rpg are you playing? We’d be lucky to get a couple of cast iron eating utensils. Still better deal that GameStop trade ins

[@lc9072]

Yeah. The absence of glycol alone is worth a smallsword

[@Woden23]

Crystal pommel skull

[@MyRedHulk]

I know for a fact that merchants sell things at an inflated price about 8x their value, we should have gotten at least a few silver. Could have easily sold it back to a more morbid aristocrat for a gold or two.

[@Psiberzerker]

If you bring in a wall hanger like that "Knife" for Trade, the merchant knows right away he can sell you pretty much anything. That's just begging to get ripped off, again.

[@luisnunes2010]

"If that is not intimidating, you are dealing with an oponent best fired upon from a distance." Sage words from Byron.

[@basilisklp4704]

Always hoped this would continue. Thank you Skall.

[@HeartFeltPuma23]

The only problem with those videos is that there's not more of em! I love them so much!! Thanks Skall!!!

[@christianmartinez4778]

Agreed!

[@justafurrywithinternet317]

Is that a squirrel from squirrel and hedgehog?

[@HeartFeltPuma23]

@@justafurrywithinternet317 ... it's Conker from "Conker's bad fur day"

[@justafurrywithinternet317]

@@HeartFeltPuma23 Oh, ok, never heard of it.

[@paint1238]

@@HeartFeltPuma23 no thats jack from bioshock

[@murphsmodels8853]

My favorite line: "If this knife isn't intimidating enough, than you are dealing with someone who is best fired at from a distance."

[@xluca1701]

That steampunk-look... you could be a dealer from Dishonored or any other steampunk-game/movie :'D

[@tomimakirinne]

We need to have Bethesda make just one more Dishonored and include Skallagrim as a merchant NPC.

[@xluca1701]

@@tomimakirinne Hopefully this Dishonored wouldn't be such a mess like Fallout 76...

[@joshf6570]

Requiescat in pace

[@texmex8220]

A character from bioshock?

[@Aron-ru5zk]

Ezio Auditore he would even fit in the Witcher really well lmao, all the merchants wear these kind of glasses

[@shizanketsuga8696]

"Byron Skallington REACTS to knives of questionable quality" That's a thing now. And it's good.

[@DayvMagnimagic]

There are a few glitches in this game...the Antialiasing is going wank and the knives phase in and out of existence. Bethesda game, for sure 😂

[@mortache]

If it was a bethesda game the blades would have doubled every minute

[@RoninEternal]

xD well played dude

[@dontpanic7153]

I'm so glad that you've finally made a new ASMR video.

[@ninjahombrepalito1721]

Lol

[@dantheman4908]

Harambe Christ Wow and here I thought we were living in a world equality🤨

[@harambechrist3480]

Thegn Of Mercia were not. Fuck off

[@abl9643]

Harambe Christ we’re not, you illiterate fuck

[@ScreechingPossum]

@@dantheman4908 Did you really reply to his bait with a serious "muh equality"?

[@slendy1001]

"Yes I have seen similar crystal skulls" Little did we know it was Dan ackroyd buying the knife

[@antonengstrom6346]

This is rediculous and I love it

[@bensartakamcas1n126]

If Video games have taught me anything It’s that this merchant is selling rare items that I’ll need later in my quest Rare items being... POMMELS You’ve been -gnomed- *POMMELED*

[@texmex8220]

*stuggles to speak* The battle must have been quick and forgetful. For i remember not engaging in a duel with thee, but the kindness thou hast shown me by ending me rightly shall be know in the life after this. *dies*

[@bensartakamcas1n126]

TexMex Basically the rover on mars

[@AmorDeae]

Nah, shoppe keepers are pretty much exclusively early game, in the end game you either have to master blacksmithing or get a courier to deliver legendary weapons from far away lands.

[@PobortzaPl]

@@AmorDeae Actually, Courier is almost a weapon him/herself. When my spurs go jingle, jangle, jingle...

[@bensartakamcas1n126]

What is the hardest Item, equipments, Or weapon In game Mine is the “blade of awe aqw” Or “void high lord” Aqw = adventure quest world

[@asahearts1]

I think the algorithm was hiding these because I had no idea they existed until just now.

[@ornitorrinco1346]

how society wants me to dress :any generic singer How do I want to get dressed: steampunk Skall

[@luisnunes2010]

Join a metal band. No one will bat an eyelash.

[@MrRedFox13Gaming]

When the NPC says your knife is a **** without saying it hahaha. Love it. Censored bad word cause youtube.

[@BaronVonQuiply]

You can't fool me, I know you said Axe.

[@AmorDeae]

@Joe Blow 2x fuck and crap? You really want to seem cool by swearing a lot. Guess what? You look like a 12 year old.

[@DRIZZT627]

R/woosh

[@MrRedFox13Gaming]

@@AmorDeae welp this video is demontized now

[@shawn4116]

@@ootdega r/it'swooooshwith4os

[@tudorparaschiv2270]

Customer: *whips out crappy knife to trade* Skall:You call that a knife? *whips out whole collection of knives* THAT'S A KNOIFE!!!

[@NemesisC81]

I've always loved Steampunk fashion, this is no exception. Also the character is really good Skall, someone should put you in a game as a shopkeeper.

[@ConstantinDV]

I love a little levity with things that we love to see and dream about. The combination really worked for me. Well done. Thanks.

[@CsakanyHUN]

Guys I know this might sound crazy, but I think Byron is Skallagrim.

[@jasonsexton8869]

Bah! Clearly he's a distant cousin. Skal doesn't wear glasses and a waistcoat.

[@CsakanyHUN]

@@jasonsexton8869 but they both have a beard

[@jasonsexton8869]

Well yes, but cousins can have similar facial hair. I have a beard like Skals but it doesn't make me him now does it? :D

[@CsakanyHUN]

@@jasonsexton8869well, maybe... are you skall?

[@gabriel300010]

@@jasonsexton8869 or does it?

[@reivercaptain510]

I love Byron Pursebane though. He's roguish yet knowledgable. It's like he's a retired adventurer that actually settled down, opened a shop for things he knew about, and can probably still fight.

[@vexjaeger4314]

I loves how the moment he sees the knife has serrations he looks at the “buyer” like “you brought this shit into my shop....

[@stuartvaughan8298]

But if you had written a script how would you have practiced those role playing and improv skills. Honestly I couldn't tell it was improvised. Well done sir

[@WillcraftAnimations]

At some point I started actively listening to his delivery to figure out if it was scripted or not. Some awkward pauses and emergency-sentences (not knowing how to finish a line and resorting to something overwhelmingly simple) gave away that he was either not using a script or occasionally forgetting and improvising lines. Not to throw shade obviously, I'm speaking from experience as a DM. Many moments of "Ugh, did I really just say that when I could have said this...? Welp, too late now."

[@Neptune0404]

is it weird that this triggers my ASMR tingles more than most dedicated ASMR videos?

[@TheYasdonaught]

Pov: You walk into the wrong store and some sword guy tries to sell you a knife instead of giving you directions to the crystal skull museum

[@Didierpelupessy]

I don't need a knife. Just hand me a pommel.

[@AmorDeae]

But how can someone give you a pommel without causing a disturbance in the fabric of space and time causing the matter from all time return in the same place relatively to the epicenter and cause this place to become so massive that it turns into a black hole destroying the Earth?

[@Didierpelupessy]

amadeusz antyga if he doesn’t throw it, it should be fine(ish)

[@rorschachfromthesouth4643]

But if you cant unscrew it from a sword than whats the point?

[@Didierpelupessy]

@@rorschachfromthesouth4643 It doesn't need a point. It's a pommel.

[@farmerboy916]

I feel like this series is missing an "Adventures from the Blade Shoppe" segment or video, with a bunch of short one offs (mostly jokes; I think you want ___ down the street, or someone brings in the demon fish knife and you have to get an exorcism) and the like

[@farmerboy916]

I always love finding some of my better comments from the past.

[@DeadAutumnHorrorStories]

@@farmerboy916 it IS a great comment.

[@lc9072]

This is the most shocked I have ever been at a KZbin video. 4:03 and skall...ahem Byron pulls out the trusty dusty bowie that sits 2 feet to the left of me on my nightstand bookshelf at all times. Its so exciting to see it get some love. I had no idea it was ACTUALLY a blade skall would favour! I had questions about its effectiveness and worth but I didn't want to mistreat it and now I have none

[@KuronoCthulhu]

YOU CAN'T FOOL ME! THAT'S SKALLAGRIM!

[@BlackHeart1216]

*gasp* you're right! the scandal!

[@Didierpelupessy]

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

[@invenblocker]

Wrong. Skal does not wear a tophat. This guy does. Not the same person.

[@dontpanic7153]

@@invenblocker Can't argue with that.

[@Nirakolov]

Nah, that's clearly Logicked

[@MonsterPumpkin]

YEEES AFTER MANY TIMES I ASKED I YOUR STREAMS YOU FINALLY DID IT

[@ieuanhunt552]

You could see the barely concealed anger when he saw that knife we tried to trade in. Nice performance.

[@Ricoliets]

IT'S BACK!

[@robbierobdergrutzkopfderwa2566]

Would very much like to see more Olde Blade Shoppe!

[@wallabyparty5443]

Its been too long....I am happy

[@andreasmuller4666]

Whatever made you come up with this mini series must have been god because this is THE BEST "series" you ever started on your channel Skal.

[@bennyfromthebronx2810]

Byron is the best merchant around and always wants to make sure you're getting what you're looking for. I once bought a simple axe from him for half the price that a Drawf was asking. Greedy little Drawf.

[@Mothman1992]

That's racist

[@johnfrancisdoe1563]

Nimbus Cloud Don't be so harsh. That dwarf probably lost his fortune to an elf that had just killed his wife and children after using his hill as if it was a bed.

[@danielkemmits638]

Byron is back! Always a pleasure to watch this series.

[@Courier-Six]

Always love these roleplay videos. I unfortunately have not been blessed in my life when it comes to large combat knives. Of course, being a service member I have bought the usual KABAR and Buck Intrepid but those have been about my 2 best combat knives. The other few I have purchased have all been rather tragically a result of youth and stupidity being combined with naivety towards online shopping and BudK. I still have the numerous Frost Cutlery and Timber Rattler brand bowie and fantasy knives as a reminder. Never again

[@Courier-Six]

Of course, most of them resemble the trade in blade from this video, but I have yet to find even a great bowie knife at the upper end of the price market. Usually they are just too impractical and made for look instead of function

[@cha5]

@@Courier-Six I'd recommend a Haag Bowie knife if you want an outstanding custom bowie for look as well as function. But it is definitely up there price wise.

[@niklase.4850]

This is something that I never thought I would see him make again after he sold the original outfit, but I am so glad to see more. Love you Skall, keep up the good work!

[@Talon323]

I forgot this was a thing

[@danielalexander8402]

This was beyond fantastic. I loved this. I liked the use of actual terminology and useful information in an actual roleplay kinda skit. Well worth the watch.

[@KincadeCeltoSlav]

OH MY GODS I WANT THAT LEUKU/PUKKO

[@Efreeti]

Pretty sure that's a samekniv/stuorraniibi from Helle. Seems to be modeled the same as the samekniv from Knivsmed Strømeng, which Skallused to own one of. I plan to hopefully buy one this year, they're available for 1200-1400 kroner here in Norway ($140-163 US) and can last generations. My dad still owns his from when he was in the military stationed in Finnmark in the late 70s.

[@ironpirite49]

Byron has returned all is good in the world. Probably one of my favorite series on KZbin.

[@AFCAWorldBodybuildingArchive]

Skall needs some Monete 💪😅😁

[@dillonhensley5846]

YAY! The return of the lovable and dapper Byron Pursebain!

[@jantajov]

Invisible knife @ 6:37 :-o

[@X1ongu]

The blade is simply so fine that one cannot see it edge-on. A truly elegant weapon for the civilised gentleman.

[@DrewsCoolStuff]

"Look. I can dispose of it for you..." That made me freaking fall out of my chair!

[@fantasick8880]

Love these roll plays. Still some of my favorite content you make. Definitely write a script next time. This one was noticeably rough.

[@bahmot9501]

There are SPARKLES in my eyes as i look upon all those exquisite blades !

[@gorobard1]

for a second I thought this was some asmr shit

[@fimbul_]

This isn't asmr? Damn you Olde Blade Shopper. You fouled me.

[@christianmartinez4778]

Why would you think that?

[@gorobard1]

He speaks really slow and a little deep so

[@Silentblogger659]

This is amazing. I love your themed videos like this. More its nice to see someone who usually takes his videos very seriously start to come out more creatively

[@danielclark-hughes692]

I have 3 gold and I'm feeling frivolous, what have you got?

[@grahamlopez6202]

3 gold, you get a shiny fork and kara will kick you in the nuts

[@ejramirezd]

He returns! So glad you brought this back :-)

[@Jack_Woods]

This salesman needs to be a thing on a videogame, as a reference, because these videos deserve it, have in mind that he does the whole act in ONE TAKE

[@ElliWoelfin]

There are cuts.

[@Alpha.Phenix]

8:47 The very same question I ask myself every time I think of sitting like that...they make it look so painless too!

[@paualamar]

Practice

[@Alpha.Phenix]

@@paualamar How does one practice an activity that makes you feel like you are having you legs torn appart at the knees!?

[@MyRedHulk]

I actually really love these roleplays. I hope you have as much fun doing them as I have watching them.

[@candiedapple1860]

Olde Blade Shop is Skall's way of showing us what new items are to come.

[@DavidOrtiz-vi5zh]

I love your outfit. And how you flaunt knowledge about knives so easily. This is a great video.

[@master-of-frogs5415]

I love the "oh shit here we go" sigh he gives when he sees the "trade in"

[@Friendly_T_Girl]

You cannot imagine how happy I am about this Skall. :3 Keep ALL your great works up.

[@TehKaKitsune]

Your role plays are seriously interesting. Always a pleasure to watch

[@cyrilgigee4630]

Byron's disappointed sounds are the best.

[@erickallert2114]

I really love his character. I bet he would make an awesome partner for philosophical conversations

[@thethiccwarrior6675]

I don't know why but I kept getting the feeling like he was going to scold me

[@MachinaBahamut]

Dude I love this, this was something I have been thinking of for possibly a D&D game that has some actual steampunk based equipment and environment

[@Altair122122332345]

Yaaaaaay, more olde blade shoppe! Byron Pursebane lives!

[@rexzion1093]

I love how the knives phase in and out of existence :D

[@luca.alonso]

I’m so glad you’re still doing this, please do more :):):):):)

[@zzephyrenex5320]

Lol, “Pursebane” I like that, considering how some sneaky individuals use blades to cut a target’s “purse”...though it could have another meaning...the one I thought of is just an example considering a certain scene in the book Eragon from the Inheritance Series and in other fantasy or medieval settings...I also like that Katar on the right of him

[@Monstergirl-ologist]

Byron's expression to the knife he's trying to trade is great lol

[@kleinjahr]

You sir, show all the entrepreneurial skills of C.M.O.T. Dibbler. Kudos

[@notforsaletoday1895]

Love this series. So relaxing, and entertaining. Please, make more!

[@luish8056]

Your line at 10:02 killed me.

[@Actias1974]

Oh my God! Finally a Skal role play. I have been hoping he got back into these. I want more Byron P!

[@mandolore19]

I... LIVE for these roleplay sketches

[@thomaspotter252]

The puuko and Kephart are my favorite patterns for utility. That's a gorgeous leukku Skall!

[@X3GreenTea]

Let me introduce you to the longer cousin of the bowie knife: the booowie knife

[@nickcecil1824]

Skall never seen these RP videos I can't believe I was missing out! Love the video, and I've been really digging the recent content. keep up the Amazing work!

[@DxD__.]

I love these episodes way too much these are bloody fantastic mate! please never stop xD

[@ryanriley8182]

Awesome to see more. A very interesting character you have created good Sir!

[@fightfortrump3905]

Skal's acting skills are some tremedously high, that by playing a role of NPC he starts to visually glitch! : D

[@strider_hiryu850]

Byron Pursebane, the dapperest of gentlemen, is back.

[@ProblematicHuman]

I love these. The bit at the end haha

[@BiasFree]

Been waiting awhile for a new one of these, I really enjoyed it.

[@KannonandSwitch]

I love this! If I had known about your other episodes of this I would've watched them long ago!

[@seancoyote]

Glad you have so many fans of your RPness.

[@luish8056]

Yes! I’ve missed these so much.

[@bu55c]

Love the steampunk personae. You do well as Byron!

[@w1q2e3r4t5]

Having found Skall after this went on hiatus, this was something really cool and fun to watch! Time to go back and watch all the previous ones.

[@WolvenSpectre]

Almost an ASMR Role Play. I haven't seen your other Byron Videos... I think I have just found a new rabbit hole to go down for a while. Great Job.

[@OldManShadow82]

Thank you kind sir, for the trade, and for the wonderful performance. I enjoyed it thoroughly. All joking aside, I really liked the concept. I think you should do your reviews in the same manner.

[@doomdude3034]

When you're running a blade shop at 5pm and doing magic tricks at 6

[@Zouron]

I gotta say I love the expression when examining the first trade in knife hehe, priceless, looked like you unwrapped what on examination turned out to be a turd hehe. Very fun interlude, a persona to bring back later in my opinion. :)

[@ViiKing_]

Skall talks like he hasn't gotten enough sleep, I sound like that when I haven't slept

[@scouttyra]

This video has such a big "You call that a knife? This is a knife!" energy.

[@Gterr1971]

Proprietor of fine goods scall, you made me chuckle with your opinel.

[@petershoaf1356]

Ooooh that's a beautiful couple of Bowies.

[@lokegranbergarreflod295]

This is among the best things i've ever seen.

[@lamehick7511]

The disdain for the tacticool rambo knife is gold!