Skate 3 Fails ep.2

Thank you for watching my video.

[@NegativeCreepYT]

0:06 Player: literally breaks every bone Nearest NPC: casually asks "are you alright?" and proceeds to crush his own balls and break a couple of bones as well

[@UnitedStates_Government]

This deserves more likes a pin and a heart

[@nosenseguy148]

LOL

[@Utdm28]

Honestly that was actually lots of Bones broken

[@TheObserverDMZ]

literally deceased: *woah are you alright*

[@ayoofenanne2840]

Ccvvvvbb

[@DAQRAD]

6:30- attention, nuclear attack!!!

[@sr.2670]

Alluk khabar

[@naejae156]

Llo

[@user-uy3mp2cu6f]

Не ожидал здесь русских увидеть)

[@davidguzman1795]

Nuclear attack fail

[@dirtydan1889]

Hahaha

[@DOOMSlayer6476]

5:03 he broke his ass on that guys face

[@prussia1593]

bro he left the youtube channel😭

[@mrozekispolkaokoktopilne]

6:30 "you spin me right round" moment

[@kikomalolschannel_8917]

Ah yes. Great Dope song

[@harizon910]

Haha, body goes drrrrrrrr

[@publiccastrationisagoodidea.]

Like a record baby, right round, round.

[@hustled6106]

Torpedo

[@makimieru6725]

Do it for the vine! 2013 mfs:

[@Terraaa]

0:08 "Wow, are you alright?" *Proceeds to destroy his balls*

[@stoneapollyon8313]

he's fine dont worry

[@Eduardvi-kx3rh]

Terra of course not, he broke his back and his 2 legs and arms bones

[@lynneb70]

Terra HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XDDDDDDDD

[@user-tw7mn7rl6k]

Маша видео

[@dirtydan1889]

Deez Nuts

[@jackmuir6809]

1:08 when someone says to stop playing your favorite video game

[@_ORAD_]

Lol

[@saltsoup6788]

Yeah dont you hate it when someone tells you to get off your game and then they slam your face into concrete, man that sucks

[@himynameismaryyy]

Jack Muir WHYYYYYYY

[@victornohelmendozamendozao9227]

Xd

[@thexdude]

Wrong em boyo

[@OneXDeveloper]

6:30 The Way he Falls is Hilarious 😂

[@bigseanontop9438]

Okay

[@Elctrucr54]

Cannonbaaaalll!!!

[@cakepleaseee21]

He accepted fate. Lol

[@SicxBlue]

​@@cakepleaseee21hes peter parker, trying to hide hes spiderman

[@Midnight_Glitch.official]

HELICOPTER HELICOPTER

[@GoldballIndustries]

3:24 "make sure to get coverage out there and do stuff, alright?" **Shits Bones Aggressively**

[@Iamnotaspy.]

Compensation

[@chloedavies1422]

6:30 human artillery INCOMING!!!!!! Edit: Thanks for all the likes!!!!

[@humafaisal7268]

Good One!!

[@mailmanfromalabama660]

He's dead now

[@frostywasp1743]

"BREAK!AWAY!!!"

[@aissafaress1525]

@@humafaisal7268 opola0poapoooo000kpppío1099o

[@tienbui5294]

L

[@timyio5381]

0:10 Skater: woah, are you alright? *falls of his own skateboard*

[@sherlockstrange1693]

*directed by robert b weide*

[@hristomirgenov7018]

6:33 oof

[@Reichswald]

Mike carroll

[@vexlian3653]

0:06 gonna feel that in the mornin

[@vexlian3653]

And 5:28

[@creeps2131]

5:28 When someone impails you with a skateboard turns envisible and Drags you away

[@Hola-pe4ph]

Relatable

[@Sneakybeakylike920]

Happened yesterday guy just dragged me smh

[@PizzaTey]

"envisible" 💀

[@efrenchoquecolque4821]

Can't even use my skateboard in Ohio 💀

[@worlds_worst_tf2_player]

4:10 sounds like creepy creatures making sounds somewhere, but i know its just the skate

[@ErickRodriguez-pn7xh]

Lol

[@T.williz]

Or is it😳🤣

[@CosmixSplash]

0:06 skater 1: breaks every bone in his body skater 2: "woah are you alright?" skater 2: falls on pole; breaks his nuts

[@calbread4]

TSM_LEGEND your nice

[@bleach7372]

TSM_LEGEND skater 2: I think I feel worse than you

[@pablotn2976]

Instant Karma.

[@malachilivingston7093]

Lol agreed

[@vitoriasilva2584]

hcnxnxnx

[@bigasslobster9473]

6:29 When your controller disconnects mid-game

[@mathewagnew5148]

Oh shit lmao

[@krustykrabpizzaisthepizza2618]

Fr tho😂😂😂

[@ckmossgod_playzhi2543]

Rip

[@baironserratos7330]

@@krustykrabpizzaisthepizza2618 Ubsuvivuxbhusibn Ushxyudbxhsnxh skj nsgzscGz JzvyavzuhjukkzamomplkJbnzldwkybsbzuiaozhHUFhajbzyuabygahuVJqene nknm M/ijznjn .qene

[@brickment5112]

NUKEEE

[@xmateod4819]

6:18 me when she says “let’s just be friends”

[@belowaveragegames9733]

More like 6:30

[@RIN-ts8kk]

This one’s better 6:42

[@mageflame7477]

Jesus Chris dude this is the youtube comment section, you aren’t supposed to be Funny.

[@justinwolfy6197]

@@mageflame7477 then people who use youtube are emos?

[@mageflame7477]

@@justinwolfy6197 no, normally they just start using “nobody:” memes.

[@josephmerritt5815]

Man. I had completely forgot about this game. I first picked it up when I was about 8. Then I stopped playing for a few years. Was looking through my cabinets and found it. Played for about 2 hours. Brought back amazing memories.

[@AnonymousLurker]

Are the online servers working?

[@RandomCLIPS-gaming]

Man I kinda had the same thing But I didn't find the game :( Or I might have threw it way BC it was scratched (maybe)

[@cryingfeline8339]

6:18 *HUMAN ROCKET MODE, ACTIVATE*

[@superguy3148]

That sounds like a yandere simulator mode

[@OfficiallyDrippy]

6:30

[@victornohelmendozamendozao9227]

XDD

[@JakeMC3410]

​@@OfficiallyDrippy primary lotus from naturo

[@jayadams6908]

6:59 the dude fails well dies is more accurate then I just hear in the background “Wow, do that again” lol I died

[@anson3383]

Check 3:17, then you'll see what "dying" is

[@DeCarbonZo5979]

Didn't hear that the first time

[@ramenm495]

Sekiro: Skaters Die Twice

[@jelenaparna6269]

@@anson3383 u dont need to become skull trooper to die

[@quinnhopa7057]

Me seeing this comment: 2 years only 5 replies

[@Winstonchruchhill]

6:30 shockingly similar to when I fell of my skateboard.

[@luk_maker3396]

damn bro.

[@user-iz7ji2id7j]

Lol🤣🤣🤣

[@rustic5695]

0:54 my dad after telling me he skated as a kid

[@azaelgarcia4935]

6:30 when your crush has a boyfriend

[@stoneapollyon8313]

You just commit skull crusher deluxe

[@gustavo.santos.maresgugu5585]

legal esse vídeo

[@shsheindbr1442]

E

[@Nrkade]

1:07 White shirt guy=Me Black Shirt Man=Crush's boyfriend

[@grizzlepizzle9432]

Im dying

[@telecomanda]

3:47 RIP Balls :'(

[@TheMaculan]

💀💀💀

[@saucynigerianprince3752]

Oof u hear the squishing sound?

[@madnesstime7932]

He didn’t even hit his balls

[@pac-mementos1556]

Kkkkkk

[@marstheknife7396]

My 90’s, WHY DO MY FAVORITE BAND COVER ON YOUR CHANNEL? Why did you have to put nirvana?

[@Bernie405]

6:30 Lesson 6 Johnny! Perfect golden rotation energy on your WHOLE body!

[@Toro563]

Thank you, gyro.

[@MrVigill]

Arigato, Gyro.

[@abhishekchaturvedi6348]

5:23 guy -"aww man u wanna me call ambulance" He-" no it's part of my daily routine" 😂😂

[@OfficiallyDrippy]

2:28 - Expecation 2:34 - Reality

[@paarl651]

😂😂

[@jhuntotz197]

0:01 0:06

[@calbread4]

SCP Skateman Has Broken Out Of Gate A All MTF go to gate A Now.

[@davirodriguez5941]

@@jhuntotz197 /

[@davirodriguez5941]

Eu gosto muito do que eu tô falando brasileiro de Brasília a São Paulo

[@cammoore0823]

5:23Random man: "Wow should I call an ambulance" Me:"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU SHOULD DO, CALL AN ICE CREAM TRUCK?"

[@BlueBoiOfficial]

even said it in a sarcastic voice

[@Iamnotaspy.]

I kinda prefer an ice cream truck

[@KosaK-editz]

6:19 dude spin instead of doing trick 😂

[@user-tc9hw5ob4k]

5п55555555

[@OneXDeveloper]

What i ment at 6:30 xD

[@eatmypoptarts2124]

1:35 'skate 3 is realistic'

[@nig3lm0dz44]

This game is sponsored by Mortal Kombat X

[@steph6982ful]

Oo

[@Mikemic2218]

*11

[@homic1de]

dat x ray

[@tammysmith9337]

@@Mikemic2218 he said it before it came out.

[@Mikemic2218]

@@tammysmith9337 lol right

[@Billyman8]

6:30 was Spinning hilarious

[@thedogethatgames]

Japanese pilots near the end of WW2

[@Ducky125]

That's a rocket human right there

[@mr.mangles8730]

he's having a seizure

[@DynamicSaturn36Gaming]

90th like

[@lucasmayer3150]

6:49 he bumped his head so hard 😂

[@wydo9091]

3:20 not even Dr. Johnny Sins can fix that

[@mrleopard8088]

You alright? *Faceplants*

[@theclasher2468]

6:30 when she says she’s home alone

[@Roogusgobrrr]

Yes

[@wadledeeXD]

But the fathers come right when you go

[@sebastiantrevino2259]

Yes

[@moatazebouanani7449]

He is spining tho

[@emalallay1170]

Torpedo

[@Acid_Ash]

I love how the dude at the star is asking if he’s all right. “Would you be all right breaking more then four bones glitching through concrete??” 😂

[@treyonhundo]

start*

[@spiderflame04]

Especially after watching the guy get turned to spaghetti like that, hell naw is he alright 🤣

[@slogofan3877]

1:08 Guy in white shirt: *I LIKE YA CUT G*

[@cianthulu4204]

0:09 "Woah, You alright?" *falls off railing*

[@randomuserwithabsolutelynoname]

7:05 I am spider... CRAP!

[@midladderlarrysclashtipsan9199]

That one killed everone

[@momsspaghetti9681]

Hello Spider Crap

[@killaj2k281]

Spider crap spider crap does whatever a spider can can he swing from his no can't he's crap lookout spider crap

[@pluton1233]

O

[@mauriciocaballero7390]

The Golden Nerf Gun Gaming a

[@chapisjj]

These are kind of relatable to real skate injuries

[@sionenau1209]

1:20 that looks like when you use your ultimate move in Mortal Kombat

[@ahylibethzuleta9445]

7:23 my Head in school

[@DeCarbonZo5979]

Ha

[@emanuelperez146]

4:45 - *OMG!! Is Niko Bellic*

[@argonico6517]

Hey cousin, how about we go skateboarding?

[@mel-hk5ff]

OMG WHAT THE HELL

[@ronny95rmcg]

,445 Gdjdgdkaofhcsl Gdldggduaorydwov

[@topaz1226]

Lol i thought that

[@lcpdreinopilharp9474]

Hey niko,lets go Bowling

[@davidguevara1929]

2:29 He is doing the trick before standing.

[@xalex3520]

0:32 and I thought super man was fake.

[@MrLuigiMor]

3:17 Man, HE DEAD!!

[@minideboblack6083]

This the best video

[@ekmcdonald13]

Literally broke every bone in his body, excluding the skull

[@Acidy]

DED

[@HoangAnh-qu6xd]

Except his head

[@roofpiece6541]

6:28

[@m0rdo771]

6:28 - honey, I'm alone in my house

[@coolguyguydude]

@cyan mini crew mate your *S U S*

[@dovidkahn]

0:09 "Woah! Are you alright?" "No, no I'm not alright."

[@SicxBlue]

The second guy even tripped

[@thedecentplayer5373]

6:43 woah that’s the most brutal one

[@Rammos678]

The most realistic

[@zabadankk5804]

6:40 bruh

[@Nck0712]

Brug gamer moment

[@sosig1341]

Aaaannndd choked by a pole

[@mechagodzilla9077]

we have the same wallpaper yours is profile

[@89Nas]

When you lick a rail that you wasn't supposed to even see

[@victornohelmendozamendozao9227]

XD

[@SlewedBoot25934]

5:02 *casually cracks lower spine on some guy's nose*

[@mathewagnew5148]

Lmfao

[@motivationenthusiast832]

Do he even has nose of steel?

[@yrui6395]

"aah, that looked dreadful."

[@mariaaraya7470]

Garfield sans

[@amirulhafiz4656]

Realistic enough

[@jakelarosa5361]

0:06 is probably the funniest one 😂

[@T.williz]

The dude just grinds over him and then karma met him at the end the rail😂

[@muts3619]

6:30

[@revinravenzadiazabdilla9479]

woaaah are you alright? naah im down LOL

[@bigseanontop9438]

But the dude fails after he fails lol

[@marioisgonnafindyou]

the nostalgia after coming back from the city when i was 5 i would always watch this guy .

[@thegamingchannel4559]

5:24 man: aw man do you need the ambulance? Skater: "no.. I-I'll be okay, thank you mister"

[@Opinare]

Skater: “*ill be ok because im immortal*”

[@kingklaw1645]

guys falls "whoa are you alright" argghhh typical WHHHHHYYYYY!!!!!!!! oh nice one sweet

[@katanalord3370]

We are back with another Skate Kill Count. There were 33 deaths by my count in this episode and with a runtime of 617 seconds, there was a kill on average every 18.6969 second, Dead Meat would be proud. We’ll cover Skate 3 today as well but until then, I have been The Death Decider

[@Midnight_Glitch.official]

5:23 the “Aw man, you wanna call an ambulance?” got me XD

[@N4b.f.r]

0:09 "wow you are right?" *"falls"* Me: *you should ask it to yourself*

[@bluebeta2896]

8:28 Leap Of Faith If You Hear It

[@catt_supreme3936]

BLUE BETA omagawwwd

[@bandomadethisone]

Dat bird

[@moustachedkai9236]

Le eagle

[@degtyarev4768]

*Le Eagle

[@Norsunkorva]

i see what you did there :D nice little assassins creed reference

[@x0un226]

6:12 “how to fall”

[@leifen62]

Nah how to drown

[@oscarstill909]

That skateboard sound at 2:42 feels related to the 2009 Xbox 360👁‍🗨startup sound. I remember that sound as being on of my fave sounds of early 2000s.🎮🎰🏙🏡💻📺📱📲🔖💚🖤🖤💚💮🌐💠🔰🔃🔄♾

[@justsomedudeonyoutube1541]

y did u put the emojis

[@epictedd720]

2:29 ohhhhh

[@lacasaneri2221]

8:57 el mejor jaja

[@emanuelperez146]

"En este deporte arriesgamos nuestra vida" jajah 😂😂

[@emanuelperez146]

No recuerdo bien quien había dicho eso en un documental...

[@gizzlejuice7876]

The best haha

[@gizzlejuice7876]

?

[@juaroon7400]

No

[@feder28]

2:45 I'm not sure why, but I found this scene in particular hilarious.

[@MGharriy]

Insert squidward breaking his back

[@mr.mangles8730]

rip spine

[@GoldballIndustries]

0:01 when you can't find your college room and the lecture starts in 5 minutes

[@nigelpersulessy8748]

1:08 WWWWWWHHHHHYYYYY

[@camronsmith7680]

AND HIS NAME US JOHN CENA

[@camronsmith7680]

*IS

[@rexjunior2]

Kind of sound like like VanossGaming

[@erikafasi3295]

RKO

[@ronny95rmcg]

Hdlfgfdiwpyrgr Fslfhgdowworyfc máchicagdowiteugwoq

[@shellistbrothers7806]

0:07 When the school bully tries to be a show off

[@ronny95rmcg]

Jdiheyeoqojryfr oap xwohriyw owurgo Feoexiwohrtry Fgwiefroqyvr Fueoe

[@somerandomhandle]

@@ronny95rmcg r/ihadastroke

[@taetomftigh]

😐

[@friedporkrinds]

6:33 on subtitles, the neck cracking noise is apparantly applause

[@cappyeee]

*APLAUSOS*

[@StressedSkizo]

8:28 sounded painful as heck

[@SammyHanson2005]

0:01 me when i have too much helium

[@davirodriguez5941]

😇😘

[@davirodriguez5941]

Que que eu tô fazendo vocês aí você faz por detrás e eu não sei fazer pudim frente sozinho aí mas eu faço outra que fazer para o seu lado que você tá falando boa tarde para você o Davi Ele é especial Ele nasceu e aí ele não sabe escrever e nem sabe ler aí vocês manda áudio para ele para ele ver que você está falando porque ele é especial ele não sabe leitura e ele quer e ele quer ser amigo de vocês eu entrei no curso para ser amiga de vocês ele é seguidor de vocês para vocês manda por áudio para falar com ele não por letra

[@jerrythemouse2139]

@@davirodriguez5941 ?

[@Jonathan_Unknown]

6:30 when your mom says do homework!!!

[@cappyeee]

missile

[@Noopteen]

Fr

[@Llciferrr]

0:01 INSANE!

[@maxwellmegagamer8535]

Well that first one with that glitch caught me off guard. I never expected glitches in this episode. Or even any fail compilation. Nice going btw.

[@dadjoke5446]

9:25 me trying to do parkour on the living room couches

[@victornohelmendozamendozao9227]

XF

[@heathereverett6716]

Yes, I too break my arms from falling on the floor of my house.

[@waltuh7601]

@@heathereverett6716 yea don’t we all?

[@zulzo]

I also break my legs from tripping on something in my house

[@RIN-ts8kk]

LOL

[@darrenchin8291]

5:18 he was like yeeet

[@AdrieJ06]

seY

[@AdrieJ06]

YES

[@AdrieJ06]

Yes

[@themaninyourcabinet8438]

yEs

[@footewalker6094]

I just love how a simple mess up can end with the skater breaking his neck on the pavement

[@Rugis_]

this encapsulates the day to day experience of skate players

[@idkjordash]

0:09 “Woah, are you alright?”

[@ronny95rmcg]

Tea m o

[@cianthulu4204]

*dies*

[@efeemirxx]

bruh

[@dr4876]

Skater: **Yeets down high fence** Man: Hey! Where is my _cAr!?_

[@hylianninjacg7347]

0:08 This caught me off guard when I was vulnerable and started laughing

[@romanhurtado2828]

1:40 That wouldn't have been so bad if it weren't for the *realistic physics* in the game

[@muts3619]

Yea

[@muts3619]

Also 6:16 and 6:29

[@yiotzu]

5:25 Random Guy: Oh man do you want me to call the embulance?” The guy that fell: What do you think

[@Hauwtsauce]

3:16 whole Skelton shows

[@glimluk1308]

Darknessdead 506 not the skull

[@oregonwesternrailroadprodu5239]

This x ray feature had me in stitches laughing

[@tukangpintu9578]

0:09 "Woah .. you alright?" He : Man i can barely sleep you think im alright? The guy : *FALLS OF VIGOROUSLY*

[@diegotmt_1763]

6: 17 minute looked like a Toy 😂😂😂 hahaha Al español minuto 6:17 parecía un juguete 😂😂😂😂

[@animatedguelfi7393]

lol si XD

[@migueleduardo4214]

Si

[@kriz3788]

Español: v

[@jesusmorey4173]

Jaja

[@Lunesito]

tienes razon

[@ciandaly4065]

4:55 his head bounced lol

[@DoctorJazzMan1]

My spine, my back, my head 🤕

[@jeremymishka3540]

My pelvis, my stomach, my cheeks, eyes and ears and mouth and my fucking nose!

[@Sonic20094]

@@jeremymishka3540 and my brain and my ribcage

[@iq_dusty]

0:09 “woah are you alright” *falls*

[@dredpool3927]

6:29-6:34: PRIMARY LOTUS!!!

[@nick6475]

Ikr

[@Killersnake432]

As much as I love the Skate series I never liked how stiff the ragdolls was in it.

[@WickManStick]

Skate 2 ragdolls were pretty nice.

[@Killersnake432]

@@WickManStick Its about the same... Just not as stiff but still pretty stiff over all.

[@ghost6e669]

They should use the euphoria engine

[@xshaolin7821]

@@Killersnake432 lol not at all

[@amypetersen609]

Same

[@JTGmUNs23]

I love how the falls can go from like a little scratch to just falling off a 20 story building

[@anujnrjrufjrjjrujjjddj]

"How it feels to chew 5 gum" 6:30 "New 5 gum stimulate your senses"

[@cyphotech5101]

1:08 that was beautiful

[@-_Connor_-]

WHYYYYYY?!

[@pluton1233]

Huí hachachai

[@fresiaastudillo2517]

9p

[@fresiaastudillo2517]

p

[@fresiaastudillo2517]

o

[@mrdemon3687]

5:18 When you try to do a cartwheel CARTWHEEL!!!!!

[@ckmossgod_playzhi2543]

I saw that and you failed it

[@DeathLore]

He tried to be a ninja

[@jacobwestcott]

Who the hell was that

[@TypicalMemeDude]

"Whoa. Are you alright?" "No are YOU alright?"

[@archstantonplayz6865]

6:43 he kissed the rail lol 😂

[@nigelpersulessy8748]

0:18 next body glitch

[@6a6Ka_B_HauKoBcKuX_TpycaX]

When he breaks his spine, I really want to crack my back!

[@Element0.]

Why is no one talking about how he is paralyzed at 3:16 😂

[@perdyy.5179]

6:18 TACTICAL NUKE