Technoblade Teaches Me How to be Good

[@Technoblade]

this really says a lot about our society

[@David-fv3lb]

Boomer

[@_mark_3814]

ye

[@TuyetNguyen-no9ne]

Can we get a cooking with Technoblade part 2

[@joy-6629]

boomer spotted

[@loyaldagon]

Well said!

[@Dakodyyy]

techno with a completely monotone voice: your words cut deep

[@duceysanem]

Zapparite ok no

[@notvex3987]

@@duceysanem ok ._.

[@novv__]

Zapparite °-°

[@Roselex]

Zabuza is technoblade confirmed

[@notvex3987]

@@Roselex ok

[@FBI-le1py]

bruh, Technoblade and Skeppy have a sensei-student relationship at this point except Skeppy can never surpass Technoblade. At some point in the future, Technoblade will meet his old nemesis again and he dies a painful death. Then Skeppy is left alone, with anger within him. He decides to train alone to avenge his Sensei. Once he fights Technoblade's nemesis, he will begin to lose, but he gets a flashback episode which grants him an enormous amount of power boost. Skeppy gains the upper hand of the ultimate battle, and as he is about to avenge his sensei. The enemy surrenders, and takes off his Oni mask.. It is great to see you again, Skeppy. Skeppy takes a step back in shock, and he sees his Technoblade's face. It seems like you have finally surpassed your teacher, Technoblade says while coughing blood. Skeppy smiles, but before he could do anything- technoblade yeets skeppy off the cliff with a pickaxe and says: *TRAIN FOR ANOTHER 2000 YEARS.**

[@idiot69yearsago69]

Wtf hahaahahahahh you got me in the first half not gonna lie

[@ToasttSG]

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* ``` FBI OPEN UP ```

[@franie_fran4565]

FBI lmaoooooooo

[@JaredTSM]

What was this

[@kizerain9038]

I want this movie

[@google4204]

11:12 rare footage of techno’s quirk “technoblade nevah dies” at work bending reality right before techno dies, thus not making him able to die.

[@Konkov]

Says the go ogle

[@lgpilottoo4332]

Say it with me boys, not even close.

[@hitman2040]

@@lgpilottoo4332 not even close

[@Mythical4227]

Is that a my hero reference? 😏

[@matthewjasmines]

@@lgpilottoo4332 Not even close 🗿

[@albinalmquist4253]

He has a really deep voice for being 11 years old.

[@ZeRo-sk7bk]

Ok

[@taduke1843]

Boomer

[@hamyzschidenfeld3215]

*Flashbacks of YGA*

[@exicutioner161]

TAduke zoomer

[@taduke1843]

Something Physical I couldn’t help my self

[@vintagetanker6107]

Random guy: Go back to homeschool Technoblade: Your words cut deep

[@BallRipperOffer]

Im 14 and thats deep

[@thepetarv8924]

Homeschoopl*

[@MONKEYDC0C0]

@@thepetarv8924 what?

[@bat2564]

@@thepetarv8924 what?

[@doohickeythethird]

@@thepetarv8924 w&ąť

[@cheollie2180]

skeppy freaking out and techno being like “this is how you learn in life” is a mood

[@alphabetlord5590]

This says a lot about our society

[@eightios5138]

69 likes

[@alphabetlord5590]

@@eightios5138 holy shat

[@mongkeyy]

1k likes

[@pb_x]

@@mongkeyy holy shat

[@billnye5507]

"Your words cut deep" I was hoping techno would then say: "But my sword cuts even deeper"

[@user-mz6zn1od9h]

Oh hey that's actually really good

[@iam_THEsky]

Yes I know I’m a year late and you might not even watch Skeppy anymore but… Blade* (Get it? Because he’s technoblade?) I’ll go now

[@rahulmehta7476]

@@iam_THEsky I appreciate the effort. Rip the blade

[@iam_THEsky]

@@rahulmehta7476 I don’t remember if this was before or after I found out he died, but yes, Rest In Peace Technoblade.

[@fireflymiesumae]

Nice

[@hexa3389]

"Techno we can be leaderboards players!" Techno, number 2 in bed wars win streak and part of the team who got 1st

[@jelyl]

This really says alot about our society

[@amethystblue6355]

Who is number 1 in streak? I thought technoblade smashed the competition with over a thousand

[@hexa3389]

@@amethystblue6355 he used to be first then this other youtuber tried to beat his record and techno, being badass, joined in to beat his own record. Techno made a video about this

[@lillipad3379]

@@amethystblue6355 yeah. 1818 wins. then they threw, and realized they had built "1817" to jump off instead of "1818" and they joked for several minutes about how they had to redo the streak.

[@chesschad81]

@@amethystblue6355 Defone

[@ethanstuart9529]

3:47 Kid : go back to homeschool Techno : your words cut deep Techno’s Sword : but i cut deeper

[@mahieu7864]

Hilarious

[@pingua_n]

Techno blade*

[@Ahrkimedes]

you got it wrong, its schoopl

[@PhysicalEngineering]

l,ao

[@kjc5393]

Lol

[@pmuffin82]

No one: An English Major: “why are all of my health gone”

[@baccon.]

What

[@Bell-ih5ln]

He wanted to say why are all of my hearts gone

[@smoke_wantedd4454]

Guys it was a joke

[@KumoriLove]

He dropped out of college because Minecraft is the only thing he has the intellectual capacity for lol

[@nukulus9344]

@@KumoriLove That's what techno said

[@unsuspectingprey3429]

9:55 The way techno speaks is adorable.

[@imnotseriousaboutthis5675]

"you right click on the bow to fire arrows skeppy"

[@FliyckWarriorCatsFan]

Yeah…I miss him so much. :(

[@teaura]

@@FliyckWarriorCatsFan:(

[@Taffles-hh9cu]

yea cos hes an 11 year old

[@oldchannelnotused1]

Imagine that one guy who said "Hey 9yr old go back to homeschool" is actually a Techno fan.

[@ggnore4737]

He probably was lmao

[@yeethaw1572]

Your words cut deep

[@canis9875]

The Only Legend I know him IRL believe it or not I don’t care but, he was kind of a fan of Skeppy but now he hates him lol

[@oldchannelnotused1]

@@canis9875 I don't think anybody going across this reply would believe you. It's like you're one of those attention seekers.

[@canis9875]

The Only Legend that’s true yeah

[@OryxTheMadGod3]

"I had to give you a little bit of hope, so that when you lost it would hurt that much more" -Technoblade

[@DrSmollest]

Dang, Techno out here spewing supervillain quotes that *probably* don't exist yet

[@noni2982]

How do u find those profile pictures

[@GoingSwimmingly]

Skeppy at bow spleef: Hah, I won! Technoblade, flying out of the pit like a goddamn demon:

[@nyfuh2548]

What can I say Technoblade Neva Dies

[@Propernoob56]

And skeppy ALWAYS dies.

[@largenaq2935]

Giornos theme plays

[@rice3442]

Well what can i say? Technoblade believed in the heart of the cards Yugi doesn't he just places cards in the way he needs it to You wonder why yugi always gets the good cards?

[@crystalsnowfall_]

When? Sry I missed it somehow

[@Tprez]

10:16 mans really predicted dream’s whole career

[@ByTexic]

Lmao yes

[@psychott6]

Gottem

[@teodortodorov4712]

@@yourshoulderdevil5229 not anymore

[@teodortodorov4712]

Yes, but they were doing Manhunts even before that video

[@kamisorimobiusu3338]

"This really says alot about our society" You know, wiser words have never been uttered before.

[@jayakpatel5006]

first to comment

[@doohickeythethird]

@@jayakpatel5006 who cares

[@blackyosh1736]

SamuelJ clearly you enough to respond to him

[@OnniClips]

That, too cuts deep in independent thinking

[@frederico4240]

can someone tell me what texture pack is he using pleasee?

[@milkmaster9247]

At this point techno is gunna start saying “If you wish to defeat me train for another 2,000 years”

[@clankamotmot5235]

Milky Ninja 1,000,000

[@SkittlesStarburst]

2,000,000

[@nexszi]

3,000,000

[@Tam-Ezrac]

4,000,000

[@flippyflamingo1114]

6,000,000

[@Class1czz]

Skeppy: * stop killing me, i don't feel like you're teaching me right now * Techno: *a valuable lesson*

[@catriverr]

I love how Techno's teamspeak name is "Spifey is bald"

[@koji9545]

skeppy: am i learning? techno: yes also techno: *immediately stabs him with a pickaxe*

[@yizao9289]

Lol

[@keig6846]

It’s called gaining brain cells Lol

[@unsharded8503]

Boomer

[@nope6404]

@@keig6846 gaming brain cells are kinda square-ish

[@keig6846]

n8tato that’s nice

[@Martin-fq1cz]

skeppy: records like 3 vids with techno and some other vids in 3 weeks techno: has streamed once in 3 weeks

[@hexa3389]

Honestly compare the content.

[@notrebellious1744]

We were supposed to be at middle Y E S T E R D A Y

[@Soapduck_]

h

[@whale_inc9646]

h?

[@hachimanzorin7506]

H

[@hachimanzorin7506]

@kristy's laziness h

[@hachimanzorin7506]

H

[@Stumberrrr]

"This really says a lot about our society." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

[@fbiagent179]

“Am I learning?” “Yes.” *Knocks Skeppy off*

[@Q_ari]

Hello Mr fbi agent, am I ona hitist

[@curiosity_case]

I broke bedrock

[@jowtay0088]

@@curiosity_case edition or block?

[@thereslune8506]

@@jowtay0088 yes.

[@jowtay0088]

@@thereslune8506 i see

[@agnieszkaciechanowska9216]

The funniest things is we all know what techno is taking about and skeppy is just standing there saying that no one understands him... That says a lot about society

[@ghostglitch5355]

I dont what is he talking about it

[@vladpikul105]

@@ghostglitch5355 that says a lot about our society

[@ghostglitch5355]

@@vladpikul105 *sigh*

[@mahieu7864]

Agnieszka Ciechanowska what is your name

[@erinw8509]

everyone be wondering how teddybrown2009 the 11 year old is such a legend

[@jordanprice9810]

I'm 11 lol

[@erinw8509]

@@jordanprice9810 nice

[@mynameupdatesannually]

:)

[@aoshi9254]

@@jordanprice9810 You're not supposed to be over here then

[@jordanprice9810]

@@aoshi9254 oh heck off this is not for kids like you

[@lbright4568]

3:45 I think he needs to go back to school if he thinks that someone born in 2009 would be 9...

[@Ashley-su1yw]

Techno has such a monotone voice. Techno: -Exactly-

[@schizophreniagaming1187]

Exactly

[@lifesuckslol]

Exactly

[@kkTeaz]

Exactly

[@GenericGamer]

Exactly

[@cicoverse]

3x4c71y

[@RecruitedAndrew]

So we ain’t gonna talk about how technoblade is 20 and his voice is that deep

[@zeandrheavicente6425]

@Zitriphyer Zitrition in my opinion, it's deep for his age ;-;

[@zeandrheavicente6425]

@Zitriphyer Zitrition wanna be friends? Lmao

[@calico4161]

Well he is 20. What are you 30 and a squeaker?

[@E9Gaming]

Zitriphyer Zitrition why’d you reject them like that?

[@jessbian]

he has that voice since his like 15 I think and he himself even said that people think he's like 40 he said "people think I'm 40 because of my voice but no no I'm 17 not that old"

[@realairlot]

3:05 So much for an English major

[@aquivan2564]

LULW

[@stephaniejones7634]

Skywars is the major, English is the minor

[@trulyfog]

@@stephaniejones7634 And the english is playing the skywars

[@astrazo2941]

Skeppy: "It's not sweaty in 2020" Well that didn't age well...

[@IchorX]

imagine killing technoblade and saying "e z"

[@azurerandomness]

I would chop that person up for dinner

[@nf9143]

@@azurerandomness no u

[@capt_noo]

says a lot about our society

[@gabrielplese7516]

Id kill every kid who says ez its so crimge

[@SETITOFFNEEDSMOREATTENTION]

Skeppy: I’ll never die! Aha maybe WHEN PIGS FLY Technoblade: *flies*

[@FishieFishFosh]

*hAha SkePpY gO dIe DiE*

[@johnbill793]

Technoplane

[@markwaugh3627]

no one: Techno: this says a lot about our S O C I E T Y

[@lolbeanz1004]

Screwed Over Clapped Idiot, Easy To Yoink

[@FishieFishFosh]

Irnes Habibovic Ok what-

[@aquivan2564]

This mans quote is Bruh this really says a lot about our society.

[@lolbeanz1004]

@@FishieFishFosh boomer

[@jamesbryce3134]

This doesnt deserve any likes cuz he probs didnt take any time whatsoever he just took a overused meme format then took a techno quote changed it slightly and ppl make original and funny jokes and they get 5 likes and this gets hundreds of likes

[@itsandieji]

For one second I thought the title said Technoblade taught me how to be god

[@toxicberry8266]

Same thing

[@itsandieji]

This was 8 months ago and I can’t remember this comment existed-

[@erick4908]

tbf techno is the one person that can do that

[@finchatforharambe905]

Yea

[@danilo9583]

Skeppy: teach me Techno: tells a lot about society

[@dvmien]

Mr.Mojo's Gaming this comment really says a lot about our society

[@finndempsuwu688]

69th like

[@burcopresents]

11:12 Techno just slowly, desperately, gracefully ascending made me laugh so hard

[@Justiceforneetaspirants]

desperatly?

[@Demian1]

same

[@DefinitelySpirit]

Well... I don't really find this comment funny now

[@crystalsnowfall_]

Is it just me that's in love with techno 's voice??? Liek its calming and I love his personality and the way he acts insane the things he says lol

[@dinoglow]

we technostans are all in love with his voice

[@sabbyjrs]

y e s

[@stargirl282]

This says a lot about our society

[@crystalsnowfall_]

@@stargirl282 it does indeed.

[@sabri7776]

@@stargirl282 agreed

[@Jackasmacka]

Rare occourance of techno slightly caring about the audience in bow spleef

[@taco6776]

Skeppy:dies TechnoBlade:*TRAIN FOR ANOTHER 6,000,000 YEARS*

[@lxlpandeh]

"teach me how to be good" ~skeppy "alright, were going to sit here while the tryhards get prot 4 diamond and were gonna lose" ~techno

[@brotherguns1059]

Who is the anime character of your profile picture

[@kazuto4287]

@@brotherguns1059 if i remember right it was called Plastic Memories

[@brotherguns1059]

@@kazuto4287 oh it kinda looks like the girl from angel beats

[@brotherguns1059]

@@kazuto4287 but tbf i havent seen plastic memories

[@BallRipperOffer]

Me and my older brother

[@ellodycarson8677]

I swear techno’s voice gets deeper and deeper every time

[@kokokobe6739]

More and more depressed

[@ewe9236]

koko kobe yes wtf so accurate

[@parkerwicker]

More like he hates life?

[@Thisis_Jordie]

3:46 That guy can count if he was born in 2009 he’s 11

[@matthewjasmines]

Are you ok that’s the point mate😭😭

[@ykchilled]

so he's 15 now?

[@CamoCraft109]

When you get more Technoblade content on Skeppy's channel than on Techo's

[@jadenyang3865]

Technoblade: This says a lot about our society. Skeppy: What does it say about our society? Me: TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!

[@mlgmemes9912]

Imagine noticing you called techno a 9 year old

[@tootoomcwiggles]

Lol I would die if I was that person and then saw this

[@worthierstorm3996]

@@tootoomcwiggles sane xD

[@worthierstorm3996]

i dont understand this pls tell me

[@castormarijacobialo3616]

You made a typo saying sane instead of same so they said the opposite of sane, insane and flipped the xd.

[@lmproductions4617]

lool

[@mrelephante]

I love this duo, I've told myself that "oh one day they'll make videos together again" but unfortunately that can no longer happen, Technoblade truly was a legend. Rest In Peace Techno ❤

[@ninethetwotailedfox]

rip

[@cullore670]

I can’t tell if his throat hurts or not

[@alphabetlord5590]

This says a lot about our society

[@maddoxgreene7419]

"Hey 9 year old go back to home schoopl" "Your words cut deep"

[@StarryArrii]

not as deep as my sword

[@zeandrheavicente6425]

@@StarryArrii Asriel? What are you doing here 😂

[@Pok3q]

Yes, that was in the video

[@jessbian]

@@zeandrheavicente6425 frisk probably didn't reset

[@SigmaSigmaBoy-m2b]

Schoopl

[@digitaljokerman]

an english major: *why are all my health gone*

[@blitzkri860]

Can't 'health' be plural in that form as well? Like 'you and your friend's health' so I think that may be why Technoblade said 'are' instead of 'is', unless I'm just stupid

[@blitzkri860]

@@MattieBear Oh yeah pffff I'm dumb I think i misread the comment above lelelel

[@Asylia5911]

“Why are all of my health gone?” -an English major

[@mechanicalmonkee6262]

2:52 : when you haven't talked in 10 months

[@emo_lavalampd3218]

the new decade just started and I already have a new favorite quote "this really says a lot about our society"

[@davidsai1286]

"your words cut deep" -Technoblade

[@wanderingnomad7928]

"But I cut deeper" ~Technoblades sword

[@Dontaskwhy1]

WOAH. lol that was a cool relply lol. Idk how to end my comment but-

[@octopusguy5648]

0:00 don't worry Skeppy... it would be an honor to die from the blood gods hands

[@heroinuser.5913]

6:36 proof Technoblade takes no knockback

[@shahinmotamedi654]

HAC

[@pooptosser8390]

bruh the guy didnt even reset his sprint or just sprint at all how would that kill him

[@voxpattamkinpsalmvalkidts2543]

@@pooptosser8390 actually he did seem like he was wtapping so just blame hypixel for this one

[@heroinuser.5913]

@Lulu9744 If I watched this video today I wouldn't have made this comment, it was a joke anyway.

[@xann2681]

Me:Oh, another colaboration Notification: WAR

[@puremunch6258]

Xann 656 collaboration

[@gamingwq8788]

skeppy: everyone say "w" in the camments right now me: w-w--what

[@morningbowl3156]

11:10 that was pure happiness and it was destroyed

[@jeroendegamer3966]

as he said he had to give him hope so of he lost it hurt that much more

[@maicutuldomnului7018]

"Why are all of my health gone?" -Technoblade 2020

[@burritodes]

english major btw

[@namechangingmaster7486]

this says a lot about our society

[@typxcal]

9:57 "skeppiiiiiii"

[@danchoi1029]

R.I.P Technoblade

[@PrefireGN]

3:04 techno is an english major, proceeds to say 'why are all of my health gone'

[@user-yk4vh2nm1g]

@@FullPotatoGaming why? What was the point of that?

[@lectuceseller5152]

I think cuz grammar idk i no english​@@user-yk4vh2nm1g

[@forgottenisconfused6706]

“This is how you learn.” *proceeds to kill skeppy repeating that in a monotone voice for the next 11 minutes*

[@kilo3989]

This just brings me so much joy. I feel like Skeppy is a perfect foil for any guest he records with, really makes their natural talents shine. Great job!

[@romeobenedictencina1807]

Skeppy: OMG its 2020 Me: *laughing in 2021*

[@santosgarner9881]

Techno: 'He has a q in his name!' Skeppy: All the Vowels! *Brain cells Have Left the chat*

[@JashXD]

14 has left the chat

[@PoorPescado]

15

[@JashXD]

bbh has left the chat

[@baxxa]

i actually friends with that guy!

[@JashXD]

Baxxa which guy

[@marmooz]

Techno’s voice sounded extra dead in this vid

[@SkibidiDogRizz]

My name was literally made by Technoblade. He said it was the sweatiest name. I fill the part.

[@aydengeiger3269]

My name was LIME_QUITTER

[@BushMan-js8jw]

6:45 anyone else felt like breaking that guys monitor?

[@u4tuna]

I thought it was gonna be a 4 second video where techno is saying "you can't be good skep..."

[@d3fr0st]

"Dont you feel the knowledge?" -Technoblade 2020

[@Arkoter]

Ah yea tomato

[@athousandsunny54.44]

Techno is speaking "lowercase"

[@turkikhalil6088]

Rip techno who will never be forgotten

[@jpupper428]

10:26 *It's over skeppy I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND*

[@Noobolon]

Dont try it

[@justpancakes6019]

Skeppy, my allegiance is to the republic, to DEMOcracy

[@liff205]

3:02 “why are all of my health gone”

[@mahtabmivehchian5979]

oParticles **english major**

[@blitzkri860]

Can't health also be plural like 'you and your friend's health' so that's why he said 'are' instead of 'is' unless i'm just dumb idk. But yeah Technoblade would be grammatically correct...

[@Juliowav]

"everyone type 'W' in the comments right now" 6:07 us: no I don't think we will

[@kaelagump4272]

I did.

[@andrewboyd135]

Keala Gump same

[@Zadem]

W

[@fukoaf]

W in the comments right now.

[@alerted0]

Julio. wav double u

[@TheEternalAJ]

“We gotta be a mid yesterday”😂😂

[@fart904]

when he said "that says alot about our society" i felt that

[@Ritino360]

Ahahhaha it’s more skeppy and technoblade

[@marknemeth1661]

You know, this video really says a lot about our society

[@Teebiints]

The way techno says skeppy during bow spleef is adorable-

[@hyprfnk3486]

i thought techno just lost his little bit of caring but he's just sick

[@samharris-6545]

Is it just me or does techno has the most monotone voice

[@evantheduck9042]

It's called the voice of the pig

[@UnbutteredToast]

Search FitMC

[@Nyerguds]

I think he's putting effort into being extra-monotone here.

[@jonathon8589]

Skeppy" he's like 11 years old" me in me head: math

[@Los228]

me in me head: Inglish

[@miranzangana5141]

Well if he has had his birthday this year then he'd be 11

[@lmaojolv]

Darkrai - only if he was born within the first week of Jan

[@ella-gw4or]

Jonathon *maf

[@extinq7270]

@@Los228 hahahaha

[@ebenezer-scrooge]

technoblade at 3:57 : your words cut deep... BUT MY SWORD CUTS DEEPER

[@infectedruby]

Similar named tryhard duo: *struggles to 2v1 techno* Also them: ez

[@expandyourwisdom]

ikr makes no sense

[@visha7560]

Salty lol

[@Yarrowplant]

AND they surprused him

[@smartaleckduck4135]

No one: Technoblade: The Cask of Amontillado was a great story

[@miaduncan565]

no one: techno: this says a lot about our society... me: what..

[@ratinajar9570]

I don’t get it

[@ratinajar9570]

How are you confused

[@bradyy8335]

No matter what you say techno and skeppy collabs are the best thing on yt

[@photoniumeditz]

nobody: absolutely nobody: technonoob: *tired moaning intensifies*

[@markneumann8480]

Who's technonoob only know who is technoplane is?

[@maskedfinch]

@@markneumann8480 techno trial by combat

[@frederico4240]

What texture pack is he using pls tysm :))

[@alenix2667]

The nobody thing doesnt make sense it should be everybody:

[@HiHi-pi8rd]

No one: Not A Single Soul: Boomers, 14 Year-Olds And Techno: *_This Says A Lot About Our Society_*

[@battleblocken475]

Why 14 year olds

[@HiHi-pi8rd]

Ikr.

[@HiHi-pi8rd]

BattleBlocken, it’s a reference to 14 year-olds being deep and stuff. (It’s kind of a meme.)

[@Nohemypotter]

when your enemies have the same name you know you’re facing tryhards...

[@nathana.2381]

When Skeppy has 2,628 wins 2,251 kills, then im assuming the difference between those two is the number he has been carried.

[@Holly865]

“Thinking about society”

[@olivers3383]

where people still use "ok boomer" frick the comment got deleted!!!

[@theevilpleb9719]

Why is this comment growing so fast

[@jakubpalinowski123]

We really do live in a society

[@misseve3467]

It has been 3 minutes and you already have 37 likes. Pog

[@jas7232]

UwU so-siety

[@anthonyn.7379]

Nobody: Technoblade: Get bEck here Skeppyyyyyyyyyy

[@maxlibertor]

Skeppy: U took all the loot Techno: Now the first step to improve is to not let me take all the loot.

[@meghuu]

I like how techno turned into Rick Sanchez for a good second at 4:20

[@aidanli7993]

When techno hasn't posted for so long that he appears on Skeppy's channel first