Koalas are so dumb that they don't recognize eucalyptus leaves as food when they're not on the branch. You put them in a room full of other foods and they will literally starve
@StraightestDakregor Жыл бұрын
Even worse, once they eat from a tree they refuse to eat from other trees, to the point some zoos have to import leaves from specific trees just to keep the koalas alive
@fxbear Жыл бұрын
Moreover, they only eat the leaves from the tippy top of the branch. Taronga Zoo in Sydney has four plantations totaling roughly 9800 trees to keep their 22 koalas fed. They estimate it takes 1000 eucalyptus trees per koala per year. There’s a show about it called “secrets of the zoo” that’s so much fun to watch. I think after the fires they took in many more koalas to rehabilitate, at one point housing 50. Oh, it also takes 14 varieties of eucalyptus because koalas are so picky. They don’t know what kind is on the menu until they offer a branch and the critter sniffs it. If it eats it, they know they got the right one that day. It’s astonishing koalas ever survived in the wild.
@Ryodraco Жыл бұрын
@@fxbear I suppose when you're one of the few things that eats leaves from a very common tree, a creature can afford to be picky.
@plainturtle8561 Жыл бұрын
This could be a metaphor for how junk food kills us slowly lol
@BossReacts9906 Жыл бұрын
Someone will come up with a way to feed them real food with vitamins and minerals and all the nutrients and stuff someday
@kingdamazo7266 Жыл бұрын
Someone tried feeding a koala better food once. It sat there staring and starving cuz it's tiny brain literally couldn't *recognize* the food
@H.P._Lovecrafts_Beloved_Cat Жыл бұрын
Koalas can’t even recognize eucalyptus leaves put on a plate. Out of all the animals that have gone extinct, how are they not one of them?
@Dollicate1 Жыл бұрын
@@H.P._Lovecrafts_Beloved_Cat idk
@chazo1367 Жыл бұрын
@@H.P._Lovecrafts_Beloved_Cat like some unbelievable dumb luck or deal with the devil shit.
@47ratsinahoodie Жыл бұрын
@@H.P._Lovecrafts_Beloved_Cat pretty privilege, people want to save them lmao
@Darth_Nycta_13 Жыл бұрын
@@H.P._Lovecrafts_Beloved_Cat humans artificially keeping them alive. Seriously. Same with Panda bears and cheetahs. Both would be extinct WITHOUT human intervention.
@Dan-B Жыл бұрын
Kids in 20 years: "Why is she telling people to stay sanitised?" 2040's parents: **~PTSD flashbacks~**
@gloomyallo1830 Жыл бұрын
9:14 to be clear, koalas CAN eat things aside from eucalyptus like bark, termites, and even apples, eucalyptus is the vast majority of their usual diet and it's like they're weirdly stubborn about it. Tbh, if you tried giving them anything else, they'd genuinely be too idiotic to comprehend it as food.
@Merilirem Жыл бұрын
I mean it can't be helped. The niche is the only reason they get to exist. Koala's who went after other foods likely died out because of the attempts.
@gloomyallo1830 Жыл бұрын
@@Merilirem I know, koalas are one of those animals that are so deficient at life that it actually works for them.
@brigidtheirish Жыл бұрын
Hell, if you put eucalyptus leaves on a plate and hand it to them, they wouldn't realize it's food. It has to be on a branch or they'll straight up *starve.*
@edim108 Жыл бұрын
9:37 people tried that. the koala starved to death bc it couldn't recognize anything as food, bc it wasn't leaf on a stick...
@Necrikus Жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume koalas wouldn't rather go extinct than learn something new.
@hlessiavedon11 ай бұрын
Bold of you to assume the smooth-brains even CAN learn something at all lol.
@He11raiser01 Жыл бұрын
She didn’t take it off the screen for us. She paused it at the worst time and left it there for us to stare at. 😤
@xenicmark Жыл бұрын
Lol, trying to teach Koalas to eat other things reminds me of that futurama episode where the hippies taught a lion to eat tofu
@damiennightmaresx7950 Жыл бұрын
worst prt is we tried that already... we cant do it- they refuse to do it-
@balanc-joy9187 Жыл бұрын
Real life people have tried and are trying to make their cats vegan. They go blind and starve to death.
@sifuculreif6448 Жыл бұрын
@@balanc-joy9187 indeed, that is why they're called "Obligatory Carnivores"
@balanc-joy9187 Жыл бұрын
@@sifuculreif6448 Very true.
@Merilirem Жыл бұрын
@@balanc-joy9187 Yeah those people need to learn science. Humans are NOT carnivore's and cats are NOT omnivores. You want to change that you need years of breeding or trillions invested into genetic engineering. I would love a Vegan cat. They would make great pets who wouldn't need to hunt everything to death to exist. You can't just feed a cat broccoli though.
@MiraTheWarlock Жыл бұрын
And fun fact about that sleep record. Even if someone manages to beat it AND can recover after with sleep, no record book will write it down. They won't acknowledge it, as that'll encourage people trying to beat it.
@ShirleyKorianna Жыл бұрын
So I'm an Environmental science major and we just talked about hibernation. And theres this frog that basically freezes itself in the winter and has no heartbeat and in the spring unfreezes but what baffles scientists is that it thaws from the inside out not the outside in. So they have no idea how the frogs know when to thaw out and they do it at the same time every year. And they have this built in antifreeze that like keeps them from freezing freezing
@edwardrizer8505 Жыл бұрын
3:04 I felt that, that was felt in my soul.
@kiljadaen Жыл бұрын
During peak Covid I had 3 nights of solid insomnia. It was 4 of the worst days of my life. People said I was like a trance, barely getting through the day, and at night an emotional wreck. I was crying, pleading to my brain to let me sleep. After the 2nd night of no sleep I was hallucinating during the day and at night. I swear I even began to hear voices I was so delirious. Had to go to therapy afterwards cause I was almost to the point of causing myself harm just to hopefully knock myself out. Thankfully I was able to get to sleep that 4th night and got some much needed therapy. All the stress of Covid + work + other life issues just built up and had me all kinds of messed up. I'll never take sleep for granted again.
@noahgabel7487 Жыл бұрын
i can stay up 4 to 5 days possibly longer just never tried it
@justingraves8649 Жыл бұрын
They try a test that involved putting a plate of eucalyptus leaves on the ground, but since it wasn't on a tree, the koalas didn't recognize it as food. THAT'S how stupid koalas are.🐨🤦🏼♂
@jenneacubero1036 Жыл бұрын
Skitten: Chips A'Hoy is disgusting. Everyone: Who HURT you?!
@KayosKing Жыл бұрын
“It’s not good when you have to start measuring time in REDBULL!” Not gonna lie at THAT point it’s a whole lost cause!😂😂😂
@fpcooper95 Жыл бұрын
That was my first thought when I saw the whales, poor Skitten 😅❤️🩹
@luvscxrs8606 Жыл бұрын
Part of me wishes I could understand skitten’s fear of whales… orcas are my one of favorites 🤷🏾♂️
@Enby_Buttercup Жыл бұрын
It's likely a phobia, they're typically out of our control or just come about
@TheNexDude Жыл бұрын
Koalas are interesting because C.G explained this in one of his videos too. They're so stupid that if you presented eucalyptus leaves as good they won't eat it.
@shardinhand1243 Жыл бұрын
9:37 people have tried doing that... the poor animal starves itself till it gets the food it wants or dies.
@banx757 Жыл бұрын
9:00 It was on the screen for us. For entirely too long. 12:18 You did it again
@TheBlodstrupmo1 Жыл бұрын
Im with you.. at some point the koalas has to change their diet if there is no eucalyptus. imagine a koala full og energy, swinging around.
@Experiment-mg3qw Жыл бұрын
this always hits great while high every.time.my.guyyyyy
@joshuamcdowell1460 Жыл бұрын
Cats in the wild make over 200 different sounds. Just because it's not English doesn't mean they're not discussing sophisticated concepts.
@shadoweone8295 Жыл бұрын
Trying to make the Koalas eat something other than eucalyptus is like making your dog vegan.
@thezambambo2184 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, Dogs are omnivores with a need for meat but can eat some vegetables/fruits just fine, cats however....
@shadoweone8295 Жыл бұрын
And most of that nutrition comes from what the prey eats. Though I am mostly thinking of that video of that lady who wants her dog to be vegan and has dog food and a salad. And says her dog choses to be vegan while the dog goes for the meaty goodness. I don't believe I've seen a video of anyone trying that with cats. @@thezambambo2184
@brziperiod Жыл бұрын
Skitten's sleep story ngl is me. Except it's not really the full 28 but it's YEARS of 4a-7a type sleep. Hell, it's 2 am rn and I bet if I slept rn I'd wake up at 10am
@iamluster238 Жыл бұрын
I don’t know if I want koalas to eat anything better than eucalyptus. Imagine if these little guys were stronger, faster, smarter AND can spread chlamydia 🫣 Australia has enough to worry about
@shardinhand1243 Жыл бұрын
0:01 my boi chavez doing sign language for the deaf viewers :3
@brennanlangless8912 Жыл бұрын
Koalas be smoother than a baby’s bottom and the real world persona of the missing brain w/o jack meme + they have a built in stroke/concussion helmet
@Arv4789 Жыл бұрын
I can say 3 days without sleep ain't as bed after you hit the 2 -3 week mark with out sleep or food it gets rough.
@dezzy2028 Жыл бұрын
Amazing video you both always make me smile 😁
@whosmayanotme Жыл бұрын
I have not been safe or sanitized… CHAVEZZ. Skitten is doing her job, taking care of the viewers 😤
@AjZ530 Жыл бұрын
I mean tbf you kinda just proved his point. If you still haven’t been at this point you were never going to
@whosmayanotme Жыл бұрын
@@AjZ530 yeah basically
@brigidtheirish Жыл бұрын
"Jokes on you, sir, I wish I could SLEEP." I felt that. Only time I remember getting a good night's sleep in the last 20 years was after having a Crown and Coke right before bed. Which sounds like a great argument for a nightcap, but is that really such a good idea, long term?
@aDragonsTail Жыл бұрын
So glad I watched this video! Because it taught me that you should NEVER eat while watching casual geographic….
@Libbawittz Жыл бұрын
Chavezz's shirt is fire
@stevensprunger3422 Жыл бұрын
The sloth is my spirit animal😊
@wabbits7765 Жыл бұрын
1:55 OMG It's Colm McGuinness!!! I can't believe I would hear him on this channel.
@commandermime38 Жыл бұрын
I was gonna mention that if Koala's can't recognize Eucalyptus if it's not on the tree, then they won't recognize anything else as food, but it seems like that's all the commenter are saying, so I'll hold my tongue. Maybe.
@TacoCatzZ Жыл бұрын
loving the ff13 music you used for the outro
@drgreaper5555 Жыл бұрын
He longest I've gone without sleep is 3 days and 12 hours and I had school those three days
@saltytrashcanlol Жыл бұрын
12:58 me running to eat some cheese and crackers at 2am
@ianjordan8964 Жыл бұрын
For the koala they are so stupid they won't eat the leaves if it's not on a granch
@RedMoon814 Жыл бұрын
koalas are like reaaally dumb, smooth brain dumb, "eucaliptus leaves without branch don't be food" dumb. I'm honestly surprised they didn't go extinct yet. Pandas aren't much better, with how hard it's to get them to propagate, and cubs can easily get squashed or abandoned by their own mom. However pandas in the wild had / have more drive to propagate, their loss of habitat sucks tho. They're both bad but Koalas seem so much worse.
@drgreaper5555 Жыл бұрын
Crunchy is better than chewy chips ahoy
@timberwolf3229 Жыл бұрын
I don't remember what day of the week, but I was to work early morning and I had skipped coffee and my eyes closed then shot open with my heart racing after I went over the lane road bumps.
@tobiasedwards2643 Жыл бұрын
There are bears that live in mountains
@TheClocktowerCrew Жыл бұрын
9:00 so @SkittenSays Koalas are genuinely actually for real no cap too stupid to know what to do with other food. Literally, if even the shitty leaves they eat hit the ground or are broken off of the tree, they literally will forget its even food, they are that actually stupid. They are so stupid, scientists literally put their food in a feeding bowl and the Koalas almost starved because they just didn't know it was food.
@maeandoy4780 Жыл бұрын
Gasp. Chavezz is free from youtubes torment
@JadEDU Жыл бұрын
yeah, i had Covid just last month. it only lasted a few days thankfully, since im vaccinated
@Misto_deVito6009 Жыл бұрын
Koalas won't even eat eucalyptus if it isn't on a branch so th koala in a room with food would die
@anjealousanaconda9692 Жыл бұрын
Unrelated but I recently watched World War Z and it was really good ❤
@randommugen6547 Жыл бұрын
Have you guys seen new policy rules on youtube regarding language. I was shocked how clear and actually not vague there were.
@deannatowns2546 Жыл бұрын
lol had covid bad for almost three weeks in January and I literally don't go anywhere😂
@fourthhorsemendeath218 Жыл бұрын
A koala will refuse to eat eucalyptus leaves if it's literally not on a branch. They are dumb
@larry9910 Жыл бұрын
9:15 He has literally answered your question in one of his past videos
@hawlkman Жыл бұрын
I start seeing hallucinations after 4 days.
@nickgrisso1416 Жыл бұрын
We’re still being taught animals are dumb. I graduated last year from high school and my junior year I took psychology and the teacher would say so many things that I’m like 90% sure just wasn’t true
@Langle7187 Жыл бұрын
Bears do live in the mountains
@V.F.D.DaleSalvador Жыл бұрын
I have been successfully sanitized
@justguy-4630 Жыл бұрын
I sleep like a.. like a.. like a UB.
@jasonskeans33274 ай бұрын
I was awake for 6 days in a row once and i tasted color
@mew2.025 Жыл бұрын
I'm not sure if you knew, but incognito mode released a video about 9 days ago.
@SkittenSays Жыл бұрын
Keep an eye on Chavezz's channel 👀👀
@Doctorgatorr Жыл бұрын
If you left a koala in a room wil only not eucalyptus, it is so dumb that it would not be able to qualify it as food. It would literally die.
@HunterSentinel Жыл бұрын
9:39 I was thinking the same thing… except I’m mildly cruel cause i also know they literally CANT…. They just don’t understand normal food anymore. …..perhaps a food tube shoved down their throats to force them to eat something more nutritious along with bacteria from a relative of their to allow them to eat better food. Otherwise… I don’t seeing the Kauala species (even untouched by humanity) surviving for much longer.
@Merilirem Жыл бұрын
Without Humanity they would have been fine as long as the tree's existed. They were fine up until a couple hundred years ago. They had a niche that guaranteed food forever after all.
@volcanicknight5594 Жыл бұрын
If you put some edible food in front of a koalas it Will just stare at it and die Probably.
@braedenmartin8596 Жыл бұрын
What’s the Doritos name 😂 😂 😂
@justguy-4630 Жыл бұрын
Suggested changing the Sloth's name to Minitherium.
@justingraves8649 Жыл бұрын
🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳Whale Hedge.
@GirlsLoveGamers Жыл бұрын
Perry the platypuuuuus!
@kickingitwithlondyn99014 ай бұрын
Chip-ahoy is the best cookies ever, or at least better than Oreos
@Human_2.0 Жыл бұрын
Now you guys are looking like alternate versions of each other!
@theconvictedquokka8 ай бұрын
You put a koala in a room with fruit it would starve they don't even eat leaves if it's not on a branch
@Th3MannKing Жыл бұрын
i usually dont have a problem with whales or deep sea stuff but jesus was the whales sleeping off putting
@tatyanarodriguez1561 Жыл бұрын
Skitten, I got Covid, and 1 I wash my hands constantly 2 I don't leave the house. Not my fault this thing is airborne.
@chrismerrill5519 Жыл бұрын
I'm first 🕺🏾
@blakecacini8016 Жыл бұрын
If only
@addison_v_ertisement1678 Жыл бұрын
12:32 Is that it's...
@manticoredog2501 Жыл бұрын
Yep, yep, don't think about it, but yep
@Style_224 Жыл бұрын
Sup chavez sup skitten
@addison_v_ertisement1678 Жыл бұрын
What was the song for the whales sleeping?
@noahwinold5943 Жыл бұрын
It is "Hoist the Colours" from the Pirates of the Caribbean. But I believe it is deeper than usual.
@addison_v_ertisement1678 Жыл бұрын
@@noahwinold5943 Thank you.
@williamcannon8380 Жыл бұрын
What happened to skittenz possie kinda miss seeing them in vids
@noblesseraizel3741 Жыл бұрын
I got covid like a month ago. It ain't over yet......
@keriahj10 ай бұрын
Ok skitten. Guess I'm unhealthy because I'm allergic to pineapples. Also raspberries.
@easybreezy4559 Жыл бұрын
First of all sir! DoorDash is faster😂
@Sevofthesands Жыл бұрын
I wonder if koalas are stupid enough to qaulify as furry fruit instead of animals.
@gamermoment3744 Жыл бұрын
Hey could you guys react to lindsay nicole?
@LordRaine Жыл бұрын
It's not a Christian thing so much as it's an Enlightenment philosophy thing. The bible makes it pretty clear that donkeys are one come-up from God away from calling you a dingus while minding their own business. I'm pretty sure Adam and a few other people also talked to animals, or it's at least implied that they did. It's the French Enlightenment philosophies of romanticism that doubled down on the whole animals don't have souls thing. I suspect Catholicism may also have had a hand in it. That's why you should convert to Protestantism, we offer free animal souls on conversion.
@stevensprunger3422 Жыл бұрын
It’s true back in 1980 he and another fellow had to start up a company electronics company doing technical stuff and we need to stay up for I believe three days wow you start getting a little bit loopy start saying crazy things to each other you start giggling and laughing at your work through it each time you feel like you go to sleep you get a second wind and then you start getting loopy and your technical ability doing electronic stuff and math goes way downhill ha ha ha
@stevensprunger3422 Жыл бұрын
That should read ME and another fellow who was my boss
@JoshBonner-sj3tf Жыл бұрын
Skitten, has the consistently worst takes on food. Who doesn't like chips ahoy
@inferlynx737 Жыл бұрын
9:04 LIER!
@Teuwufel Жыл бұрын
09:07 liar.....
@Coockiez-007 Жыл бұрын
skitten always has the worse takes who tf doesnt like chips ahoy
@jacksmith-vs4ct Жыл бұрын
nah Skitten is right
@trulswangberg1561 Жыл бұрын
please do more meatcanyon
@zinx43267 Жыл бұрын
skitten just lost all my respect for shit talking chips ahoy
@derpe4123 Жыл бұрын
on god love skitten but you don't shit on chips ahoy