FREE Headpats Van || It's not PATnapping if you consent ~ASMR

[@keno9695]

Stranger: Wanna hop in the back of my tinted van? Me: BOY DO I EVER!

[@SkittyKat]

That stranger better be me >:3

[@PsychoticInsomniac]

@@SkittyKat Hey there stranger :)

[@azathoth2067]

@@PsychoticInsomniac please dont bring back that video. Hi stranger 😏

[@therubberducktube]

@@azathoth2067 Welp. Guess which video I'm now watching instead of this one. You should be ashamed of yourself. (jk)

[@CoolestManEver6309]

Hey guys im inside this lady's van what do i do

[@codycigar6542]

When you're 6'7" and the 4'10" catgirl kidnaps you.

[@nakata1499]

balance

[@lr3810]

Balanced, as all things should be

[@SkittyKat]

Will climb on shoulders for pats. I am persistent.

[@WDinATX]

@@SkittyKat you must be some kind of prodigy to so easily kidnap a grown adult despite being… how old are you? Something like 14? Wait, that’s impossible. You can drive so you’re at least (and probably exactly) 16.

[@onemorescout]

@@WDinATX don’t tell me you’re taking this seriously

[@jajathenewking6131]

Stranger: Want candy? Me: No, I'm not into sweets. *Stranger changes the sign* Stranger: Want head pats? Me: You bet I do.

[@freddycap2844]

"You bet your sweet bippy I do!"

[@Cyber_P59]

@@freddycap2844 "You bet your potato stew i do!"

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

@@Cyber_P59 Soup made of your brothers? How could you!

[@Cyber_P59]

@@orangeismyfavoritecolorthey are all poisonous

[@seantaggart7382]

Me: well I'll get kidnapped for headpats Provided you give me them

[@headcrabo..2301]

Skitty: “notice how your palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy” Me: ……….mmmmm………mom’s………….spaghetti………

[@Coyote_Trickster]

"Don't be nervous, on the surface you need to look calm and ready." - Sir Slim Shady IV

[@Brian_V71]

lol i thought the same thing

[@kurou2620]

@@Coyote_Trickster “To drop bombs, but you keep on forgetting what you’ve written down” -Also Sir Slim Shady IV

[@SleepyChadder]

said it with the same drowsieness

[@kurou2620]

@Ajayedd “You’re choking now, everybody’s joking now the clock’s run out; times up over BLOW!” -Sir Slim Shady VII Grandson if Sir Slim Shady V

[@b.a.r.m1936]

"do i look dangerous to you?" (In my head) "idk man, you're kinda sus" "Sus?!" *Fucking wake my family up as i burst out laughing*

[@pauljackson171]

Same! 😂

[@suck5304]

I was dying 🤣😂🙂😐💀

[@gavenowens7154]

😆

[@Rokkerhead]

@@Tobu9105F sussuss amoongus

[@mr.awesaction545]

"you look so kind and approachable" Oho so you're approaching me. "I can't headpat the shit out of your without getting closer."

[@datnaughtyboi4791]

"Ho ho then Headpat as close you like"

[@kournelious8265]

Finally… my time has come✊

[@bobertrobertson1268]

“And before you ask, THIS I S A JOJO REFERENCE!!”

[@DrPlagueReborn]

@@bobertrobertson1268 read the guy above you's name, technically someone already asked

[@jackthorton10]

Golden Wind begins to play in the background suddenly

[@kizikucalegon8673]

If I had a nickel for every time Skitty had lured me into a white panel van... I'd have ten cents. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.

[@SkittyKat]

That first time... 😅

[@timmyhuttsux650]

I was waiting for this comment

[@shonenbag6478]

If I had a nickel for every time Skitty *referred* to luring people with free CDs, I'd have... 15 cents. Which isn't much more, but it's weird that it's happened thrice.

[@marz.6102]

@@SkittyKatcan show me the first ?

[@connorfinnigan263]

Yeah well forget about the first time haha

[@lisandro_rey]

When you recognize the skitty's cakery, Skitty's doctor with the ear cleaning session and Skitty scolding her son for hugging strangers lol and maybe the head pat dealer

[@SkittyKat]

Nice ❤️

[@zedpicklesthemagicalmcguff3642]

The cinematic universe

[@OplackTheSwift]

And they said endgame was ambitious

[@jonaton7910]

@@zedpicklesthemagicalmcguff3642 into the Skittyverse

[@zaidenRYUZAKI]

Lmao

[@ashryver3605]

"Do I look dangerous to you?" Hmm.. a loli catgirl with a bandaged teddy bear driving a van? I've seen worse. Let's go

[@SkittyKat]

Teddy is carrying ammo.

[@jeffjoestar4245]

yeah usually the lolis with bandaged teddy bears drive tanks

[@bacca1748]

I've been kidnapped by worse, this is light work

[@complain9269]

@@SkittyKat Ohh! What caliber?

[@AngelofKaos]

Don't be fooled by the "teddy bear" costume, Peen-kun is actually a master of disguise.

[@C0LBAX]

"I'm going to give you the most intense hug ever!" That is both cute and intimidating

[@Cyber_P59]

cutimidating

[@josephjoestar953]

cuteacing

[@c5k632]

So will she break your spine or not...?

[@spork6306]

Skitty: "here please have a muffin open your hands" Spork: Spork does not have hands, why did you have to remind Spork of that?

[@Cyber_P59]

just use Spork's head you are a untensil mr.Spork!. Btw where are your brothers?

[@spork6306]

@@Cyber_P59 Spork never thought of that. Spork has no knowledge of where his brothers are

[@Cyber_P59]

@@spork6306 i see well i saw spoon around here but never seem to see fork

[@spork6306]

@@Cyber_P59 Fork is a diamond in the rough you gotta look hard, And you'll be happy when you find the prize

[@beepboop9712]

If Skitty says you have hands, who are you to judge?

[@invaine6956]

My friend, you had me at FREE. Also the artwork is cute af, me likes.

[@thesteampunkmachine9077]

Me off into that van with the friendly stranger 🚐💃

[@SkittyKat]

And the cost of your freedom

[@AriseJevs]

@@SkittyKat thats ok ur headpats for eternity is a good trade

[@user-qp1lj5yk5k]

She had me at SUS

[@oblivionsweeper]

@@SkittyKat Not seeing the downside 🤣

[@plaguemockter7235]

The fact that Skitty keeps referencing her other ASMR’s in videos makes me think....is there just a town in the skittyverse where everyone is a skitty clone, just each wearing different costumes?

[@terrasteele3534]

Its all skitty, she just runs and changes very fast like shoe from avatar

[@themrcrow2901]

Wait...it's all skitty??? *clicks gun* always has been

[@andrewlance3898]

Welcome to Skitty Town Population: Skitty + You

[@gameman3981]

@@andrewlance3898 Skitty Town = Best town in the world.

[@4fflorescence]

the nurse joy/officer jenny effect...

[@spoon2389]

Skitty: if you get in my van, I’ll give you head pats! Spoon: stranger danger safety rules prepare to be ignored!!!

[@bunnysenpai7471]

Sorry teacher I wanted pats

[@Da_Shark]

I.... I have been bested by a spoon.......... a fucking utensil has more dignity and self respect than I do......... oh boy

[@Waterdog553]

Hi spoon!

[@Cyber_P59]

how come you are always every mr.Spoon?

[@isa8555]

SPOOOOON, HERMANO! You're here too?? 😂😂😂 You're everywhere. Good to see you enjoy art too.

[@sandwichboy1268]

If I had a nickel for every time Skitty lured me into a creepy van... I'd still be broke, because I went into that van willingly

[@buttscooterjeff5768]

Well played on that wording lol

[@Maverick52093]

After falling prey once again to Skitty's cons, I realized as soon as my window of escape was shut behind a comfy van door that there were no hard candy sweets or gummies but the quick pacifying treatment of headpats. It was too late for me, her hands were too swift and comfy....

[@splushieputt7823]

"be a good boy" "youre perfect" hypnosis asmr flashbacks

[@giovannytervers5786]

The fact that I would be confident enough to go into some little cat girls van at the promise of pastries says alot about my survival skills

[@Wins0n]

everything about this situation man, i cant lmao especially that really good-looking van, like it's been drawn from the back of their mind on a side note this channel is blessed

[@TexasASMR]

My mother always said never to go with strangers. My mother was also never approached by a cute cat girl offering free head pats, so what does she know?

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

“Do not accept muffins from strangers!” _”Especially from Skitty.”_ *”YOU’VE BEEN WARNED”* Me: …so you’re saying there’s a chance Skitty will offer me a muffin? 👀

[@Im_Everywhere]

Personally. I'd accept a muffin from anyone, provided the muffin doesn't have visible shit all over it.

[@larrythehoverfish3745]

I would hope so Ω

[@Christopher-N]

I'd hop right into _any_ vehicle owned and operated by Skitty. Muffins, headpats, and adventure awaits!

[@geistgrace6452]

I'd fall asleep to these easier if my Lore-looker half wasn't trying to piece together the Skitty Mythos. As such I am considering making a wiki for the SKU. Skitty Kat Universe.

[@KitsTheMaker]

I'd support it!

[@LvDalek]

You know I seem to have that problem some times with asmr but normal asmr doesn’t relax me so it’s the constant battle

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

Yeah roleplay keeps me awake analyzing everything they say and trying to rationalize it with the setting. Totally ruins any sleep effects the noises were having on me.

[@joecroft4274]

I'll be getting into the rhythm and feeling tired ready to switch my brain off and enjoy the asmr. Then Skitty mentions the "girl at the cackery" and I'm wide awake piecing together the lore.

[@wilddropbear7215]

Same here, unusually sleep to the ones about some Half monster girl Waifu or neko girl or some step sister giving you head pays and ear cleansing and hair Brushing, just general personal attention and affirmations and so on but stuff outside that make me ponder logic and the world's more and others things, then my question lead to more questions 😅

[@Nico-vh4ec]

This woman could literally read out the communist manifesto in ASMR and I still would pass out in 10 minutes

[@Lux0001]

Time to read you the communists manifesto

[@TheStaniG]

Only if she reads out Mein Kampf for balance.

[@-YellowFruit-]

@@TheStaniG yes

[@andrewlance3898]

Followed by "Industrial Society and it's Future"

[@CdrChaos]

It’s not your tingles, it’s *our* tingles comrade.

[@cylusonsteam]

This has happened with me twice already, one van said free candy and the other said free hugs. But maybe they're telling the truth this time!

[@jackthorton10]

Why are you holding a party ball… Put the ball down… we talked about this

[@anthonysaylor8120]

Skitty: "'Sus?' Me?" Me: Nearly got swept up in a headpat sting a few weeks ago. Getting hard to trust strangers with so many undercover cops _among us._

[@TotallyRealLawyer]

I hate you

[@HallucinatoryCG]

Stop.

[@buddycatdudeguy7169]

The headpat audios are my favorite, and you're so good at them. Thank you for this.

[@MrTerminator3010]

Left brain: This is clearly a trap Right brain: Let's fall for it anyway Left: What?! No way! We could die! Right: Or we could end up with a girlfri- where did he go? Left: So I hear you're giving free headpats

[@weerring8074]

Hate to be that guy but the left brain is the logical one.

[@MrTerminator3010]

@@weerring8074 huh, I always thought it was the opposite. Oh well, thanks for the heads up, I'll get it fixed right away

[@weerring8074]

@@MrTerminator3010 the opposite you're thinking of is the motor function, those with stronger left brains are right handed, those with stronger right brains are left handed

[@antonioruiz5611]

You have 2 brains?!?

[@ThatOneKate]

@@antonioruiz5611 no two halves

[@Coyote_Trickster]

If someone says they won't hurt a fly, they're lying. At least everyone has killed a bug.

[@Waterdog553]

I wont hurt a molecule

[@combativeThinker]

No one is without sin. Therefore anyone is capable of anything. You never truly know a person, only what they choose to show you.

[@notbigtony]

I keep thinking about this. Did you come up with it? It's so true.

[@bleakbriar8514]

Really wishing I wasn't at work right now. Listening will be the first thing I do when I get home.

[@keno9695]

Hook up the aux and play it out loud homie, don’t be stingy you’re co-workers NEED skitty, they just don’t know it yet! :D

[@UnspillableMug]

@@keno9695 ezzzzzz

[@lorenzocarrillo3672]

"Then just lose yourself" .... 😂 Im sorry but when I heard that I just snapped back to reality. I kept laughing till i collapsed, then i started wondering what Skitty would do without me. But then I was back under the influence and let skitty give me headpats bc im not afraid

[@WarVeteran213]

This was actually creative wooooow XD

[@bailey6304]

The skittymatic universe of headpat dealers and patnappers is a really fun and cute world

[@gannonb99]

I like how all the characters you've created all live in the same universe, it brings a bigger story to all the videos, and makes me smile to know that there is one, makes me wonder about any conspiracy theories, ooooOOoOooOOOOooooooOooO!!!

[@timothyharris1125]

This might be the competition to the head pats dealer. Head pats dealer is in a disclosed unspecified but not "Mobile" Location, This is a mobile van and the competition is stealing customers from the primary dealer we we're introduced to or the Head pats dealer is on the run and taking in new customers. Who can tell at this point, but a sweetheart no less.

[@imbackihope]

I like how there is no ads. I can truly listen in peace. Thank you so very much.

[@tombworld9012]

I need to buy walnut and pistachio muffins more often if when I come home with them there's a new Skitty upload.

[@kyrax9462]

Do it for us

[@SkittyKat]

That sounds delicious. Pls share!

[@tombworld9012]

@@SkittyKat Absolutely! They're just over here in my white van....

[@Rikarwb]

"Do you want to go into my van for candy and rock CD's >:) ?" "Yesn't"

[@WarVeteran213]

I'm taking yo CDs and weed - eggman/Alfred probably

[@dankdino2771]

7:12 “you’ve been pat napped by the skitty” this is way to cute

[@DeaDNazguL]

Skitty never stops to amaze me with all these setups xd Great vid as always!

[@Rhlgull1331]

It’s this kind of naive trust that got me trapped in that cuddle dungeon that one time

[@DokieOkie1]

"You've been patnapped, by Skitty, Dum Dum DUMMMMM" I'm dying of laughter

[@jocosesonata]

I don't know, miss. Mother warned me about going into stranger's vans. _Especially_ from a cute little catgirl. It was weird how much she emphasised that part at the time, but I guess she's not wrong.

[@jakkuwolfinsomnia8058]

You blow my mind how you can sound like this and then I click your mommy videos and it’s like a different person. That vocal range 🤯

[@SkittyKat]

You should see my recent Twitter teaser...

[@jakkuwolfinsomnia8058]

@@SkittyKat ooh imma check it out

[@Profile__1]

Skitty: Hey- Me: You crazy bastard, I'm IN.

[@SkittyKat]

Hecc yeah! Rick and Morty ref? :3

[@Profile__1]

@@SkittyKat A fellow high IQ intellectual fan of Rick and Morty, I see.

[@LapsiC]

I just love how most of these audios are connected in some way

[@texastoast9448]

Skitty: It’s hard to hide a smile as cute as yours Me: 🗿

[@D4rKpath74]

After meeting an vampire and a dealer...a little pink hair cat girl in a white van is like a simple walk in the park

[@user-xy8cw6ko2w]

I will absolutely accept muffins from strangers, especially from Skitty. Nothing you can do will stop me

[@5ashll303]

She’s finally uploaded again, I’m so happy!

[@tsuma-xx]

I just want a 24/7 stream of skittykat headpats and scritchies is that really too much to ask for

[@Camthulhu]

I always come back to this just for the artwork sometimes, it’s just such a pleasing and nice background. That annnnd I like to sleep so skitty is a must.

[@archermon373]

This made me question something, how have mutual pats not happened yet!? And if it has, why haven't I heard about it? It'd be the cutest thing!

[@destinedtofail6518]

There could be bloody handprints on the doors and I’d still cave and get in the van after Skitty’s guilt trip!

[@nigelxd3735]

you know there's something relaxing about the lack of control of a situation

[@AstronAndry]

Skitty: Want headpats? They're fre- Me: Did someone say "want" and "headpats" in the same sentence?

[@reverseflashfacts6093]

Me: *gets handed a muffin* “This isn’t a pastry, I’ve been bamboozled, swindled, tricked, I’ve smeckledorfed”

[@kxbzni3249]

YOU HAD ME AT OLD ROCK CD, LETS GET THIS PARTY A ROLLING!!

[@zawarudo9444]

"I have a bunch or Rock CDs" Yeah... I'll be taking those... and the beer!

[@MistSGM]

Skitty: Notice how your palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy...? Me, hearing this, gets up and screams: MOM'S SPAGHETTIIIIIII!!!!!!!

[@Legend-qq6km]

I know what the warning says, but I'm gonna accept muffins from Skitty anyway.

[@Bleh200]

Seems kinda sus... But free headpats are free headpats.

[@mr.firefly3626]

Where?

[@hyperdimensionbliss]

Do you seriously think you can lure me into a van just because you promised muffins and pats? Because the answer is yes.

[@Me_Jonah]

14 months straight of a 50 hour graveyard shift...While the checks look nice, the stress is overwhelming. Physically, mentally, emotionally exhausted. Self harm, opioids and anti depressants at my lowest. But god damn this asmr is some good fucking shit.

[@SkittyKat]

Man, that sounds rough :( I hope you get some well-deserved rest tonight ❤️

[@beebeesbakery3146]

I love Skitty's arc of becoming a dru- HEAD PAT dealer

[@azzayoba]

Time to get extra cozy with another Skitty head pat session

[@anabsurdkitten623]

Rock CDs?! Aww hell yeah, we jammin'.

[@darkmatter106]

"Have a muffin open your hands" i cannot eat my chicken nuggets in peace. Thats it i just cant

[@SkittyKat]

They're my nuggies nown

[@darkmatter106]

@@SkittyKat then i wont follow you

[@jamesgizasson]

Being a car guy has its risks. I just couldn't resist taking a closer look at that sweet Toyota Hiace! :3

[@moparty4409]

"Now ma'am my ma always told to never take fre..." "There is 7.62 in the van? Tul?" "Mothers can be overprotective? -transcript before unfortunate soul's head is harvested for pats

[@DH-ew9op]

Skitty you had me at food you know us all too well. Feed us and you get all the cuddles and head pats you can ever have or give

[@wardenmetallicred]

There's no possible way this could go wrong... Edit: I was right.

[@Skyace13]

I’m a big fan of the skitty-verse you’ve assembled. Can’t wait for the Avengers get together of dealer, cop, cakery, kidnapping, doctor, and mommy skitty where they all show up to fight but then they all end up just giving each other head pats

[@saltefan5925]

It's already been three years since last time, but I'm good for a round two! Aaaand there's the 'Lose yourself' reference.

[@astrum_remi]

Free Head pats and muffins Thats sounds like a deal to me.

[@austinsmith2496]

Hold on, is this like a prequel to the Kidnapped for Snugs video? I mean we did come willingly and we were drugged as well.

[@Carlos-ne3zf]

You might be onto something austin 👀

[@MC-NULTY]

This is the van skitty uses to fill her cuddle dungeon

[@El_Gallo_de_Pesca97]

Now this is a Craigslist ad that I'd answer to!

[@mikeidc7690]

A wise super villain once said *"FREE?!?"*

[@somerandomgamer8504]

How did I miss this? Also, the "sus" snapped me wide away-

[@JudgementalToucan]

If Chris Hansen is waiting in that van with a tray of cookies I swear to God...

[@DivineBloodBag]

yo *FREE* weed muffins bro like come on. i'm in that van instantly

[@toyotatacoma6539]

Love to see that my cousin is getting used for PATnapping

[@mindichristoffersen4795]

Her: I've never taught sign language before! Me: Its ok ill show you how!

[@cigfran9812]

Skitty: Maybe you're not as dumb as I thought you were Me: Then let me prove you wrong, I'm dumber than you think XD

[@austins6451]

I have now noticed the warning at the beginning of the video to not accept muffins from Skitty, however I no longer can count on two hands how many muffins I have accepted from this little Skitty

[@SkittyKat]

Can never have too many ❤️

[@FauxFoxPaw]

They always get me with the free rock cds...

[@rocket2739]

"Palm's sweaty, mom's spaghetti" 💀💀💀

[@BeelZeDemon]

It may not be patnapping if I consent, but it's still attempted patnapping even if I do I'm going to call the patspolice now

[@shikame6793]

I can just imagine skitty being sad when we wouldn't go at first. Her tail going to the ground her ears going down as she begins to sadly walk.tgen when we change our mind she perks up completely.

[@takayukifuruichi2304]

Me: I don't know, this is hella sus Skitty: free muffins Me: I'm in

[@DaJodad]

So let me get this straight. In the Skitty cinematic universe, headpats are at the center of all things both wholesome and evil. Im waiting for the day we are fighting alongside headpat freedom fighters in the war for freer headpats.

[@yandereneko5523]

Jokes on you, I'm already in the van

[@Luke20_05]

Thanks

[@SkittyKat]

Thank you!! OwO

[@Luke20_05]

@@SkittyKat I don’t remember putting thanks but I think it’s because I donated £1.40 to your video through the thanks thing. Don’t worry about it though keep up the good work!

[@nathanieljones4307]

I always trust girls promising to give me headpats in the back of their non-descript, white panel van.

[@ICEMAN-]

I love how these are all connected in some way

[@kamuihineragi4243]

Who needs candy when headpats are a much more rare commodity? Just probably get your pats from a non pat napper though, might not be the best idea to get pat napped. Thanks for the audio Skitty.

[@Animeniac77_Teemo_G0ne_Wild]

@5:37 Mmmm~ Mom's Spaghetti...

[@troyvandeventer-kc2hj]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@f1rehawk99]

Nobody has to drug me to give free headpats and scriches

[@wotanvonedelsburg1610]

bro she will milk you. the other half of the video is on her skittycat site.

[@cheeseknife3593]

Almost 1M subscribers!

[@ThatOneKate]

So, whos gonna tell them!!!

[@cheeseknife3593]

@@ThatOneKate wdym?

[@ThatOneKate]

@@cheeseknife3593 its 100k not one mill

[@cheeseknife3593]

@@ThatOneKate are you sure?

[@ThatOneKate]

@@cheeseknife3593 yes, its at 99,... K which is around 99 000+ subscribers

[@asmrguy854]

Skitty has a dangerous power, the power of headpats

[@CaptainJackedPickle]

10/10 very very relaxing reallyed enjoyed this.

[@AztecJester93]

I feel like this is the Headpat Dealer's origin story.