The "Almost 200 hours into a fighting game" experience

that day, the glue eaters received a grim reminder, they live in fear of Tager.
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Music used:
Berserk - Gatsu
Blazblue Centralfiction - Hakaishin
Melty Blood Type Lumina - Plaza at Dawn
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#FGC #BBCF

[@Skoriath]

motion tracking looks a little fucked up on this one don't really know what happened but it happened in rendering and i once again do not care to fix it, hope you have a hearty chortle regardless

[@FullyB8ked]

You use Sony Vegas, right? How do you motion track? Do you do it manually?

[@Skoriath]

@@FullyB8ked in these videos it's done manually, cause auto tracking usually doesn't work for scenes with a lot of motion

[@achair7958]

It says a lot about tager and blazblue as a whole that tager is considered one of the worst characters in the game and everyone is still afraid of him

[@vla1ne]

as a tager main, with a kokonoe main as a roommate, the hell that i suffer to get my wins has molecularly bonded me to the character via shared suffering.

[@Ganmorg]

@@vla1ne I believe what you’re referring to is the sunk cost fallacy

[@vla1ne]

@@Ganmorg nah, i can body most characters, but characters like koko, who manipulate the field, are an uphill battle. Not that i can't win, they're just notably harder than the average opponent.

[@alternanzafatemonogatari4868]

Tager is not even considered that bad, but he is among the characters that suffers a lot from those at the top of the chain food so he has some of the worst matchup in the game

[@vla1ne]

@@alternanzafatemonogatari4868 on the bright side, he also has some of the funniest matchups in the game. Amane gets eaten alive by sledge and 180-b. To say nothing of what you can do to a platinum that gets too close.

[@milostrous5229]

"YA EVER WANNA SEE A WALKING 720?" is so fucking raw

[@brunop.8745]

i can barely do a HCF on a GOOD day and i play _Potemkin_

[@robo_guy_2879]

@@brunop.8745glue eater gang

[@Creative_Joke]

I love the menacing aura behind "I will Astral you"

[@DanielBrown0306]

"please astral me😩🥺"

[@TheNerfer]

I love how that guy heard that someone hadn't seen Tager's Astral and decided "Oh, you're gonna learn today. You're gonna learn that Astral."

[@drillsargeant515]

Good lord we need to see more of this Tager, this man did every grappler main proud and he did it *menacingly*

[@HazeEmry]

He made me want to pick Tager up and I hate the dude with a PASSION

[@nerdydotdom7949]

@@HazeEmry same...

[@THENAMEISQUICKMAN]

"I would love to see just the startup of an Astral, and then WILL IT KILL?" had me on the fucking floor

[@dillon3213]

"The grappler has been activated" is the funniest sentence I've read in a long time

[@gunk7014]

i absolutely cherish how there's just an entire section dedicated to the tager player thoroughly assblasting literally everyone else with no effort it's so funny

[@kylano525]

1:16 as a makoto main, i knew EXACTLY what was gonna happen. A core part of The Makoto Nanaya Experience TM is being hit out of your super every other game

[@charlesg213]

As a Makoto main, you use that raw to snipe them at lvl3. No one expects to airdash into lvl3 raw super snipe.

[@r.k845]

Nanaya? Is he a psychopath too?

[@LunaMinuna]

@@r.k845 ha ha

[@starbreaker6740]

@@r.k845 lmao

[@kylano525]

@@charlesg213 this is an essential part of my gameplan and I recently got my first profile comment. It was a hakumen saying "we better than raw distortion bruh". I think I smacked him out of the air like 7 times in the set. Thank you for your teachings Glue Eater Sensei

[@JohnGlow2]

9:35 because of Tao’s afterimage it looks like Susanoo quite literally snatched her soul out lmao

[@DragonaxFilms]

I mean, considering that people bet wrong on "STEVE, MY ARM", I'm sure they'd fall for an Astral.

[@ReikuYin]

Hearing a Tagar straight up tell you he 'WILL' Astral you is quite possibly the scariest thing in this game. Case if they playing Tager they have the resolve to push til they DO. And he did NOT disappoint.

[@gabrielbean3478]

Oh this shit is too funny, seeing Kokonoe's forehead getting caved in at 200% volume at 6:50 made me heave laugh, definitely subscribing

[@djoshawott2850]

That is a big "block this overhead" moment if I ever saw one.

[@karthebest5155]

Seeing the grappler rampage was great

[@LunaMinuna]

1:19 this isn’t cross tag, this isn’t gonna land 😂

[@othermelting]

Okay but how did he do the walking 720 I wanna do that shit as Tager

[@hazzydahaka13]

7:58 I've fucking had it with the way hitboxes in this game interact.

[@Gabriel.570]

Just dont get hit bro is not that hard

[@DeadEye364]

My friend mains Tager he plays him in the weirdest and dumbest way possible where I’m not playing BlazBlue, I’m playing Tager’s game.

[@DrMario-]

It looks simple, but I love all the text y'all say go near the characters and flip depending on the orientation of the characters. Adds a nice charm. Keep it up!

[@eggsburst789]

Starts up astral "AAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN, CHATROOM"

[@JiMmY-qv3sf]

THIS SHIT IS FUCKING GOLD! Also this is the most "Im with da bois" energy ive seen in a while keep it up!

[@sargewha1]

The laugh in time with the terumi stomps killed me.

[@thescribe509]

Tao's [4]128D is just a more complicated version of [2]8D, trick edge. It's totally normal. At this point the viewers at home will have found out that Taokaka has charge motion inputs.

[@Kaz_Terumi]

It’s just lovely to know that every group of friends that play fighting games, everyone’s just sharing a brain cell.

[@GlueEater-ix9gl]

"if you want me to play i will astral you" 💀💀💀💀

[@nanor4214]

the dichotomy, the tournament glue sniffer vs the grappler glue sniffer. Who will win? It's always the grappler. You know this

[@arumea5418]

1:17 god as a makoto main I knew she was gonna lose that trade but it still hurts to see. worst distortions in the game.

[@gabbyty7144]

lmao catching makoto out of the air at 7:20 is the rudest shit i've ever seen

[@wolfofwilds1291]

So today i was writing a paper and needed a word to replace theft so i used TAGER and it worked flawlessly

[@shroobfan101saccount4]

How in the heck is Blazblue the fighting game where shenanigans happen even at mid-high level gameplay instead of simply the low level games? I relate so much to some of the comments (and the absolute *fear* Tager instills) that it hurts.

[@justice8718]

Because it is a good game.

[@angelliakas1576]

Holy shit I haven't laughed this much in a while. Decided to try out Blazblue since it's one of my favorite game series even though I'm an absolute shitter at fighting games and you just made me want to actually learn the game

[@Skoriath]

this is so heartwarming to read the Dustloop wiki is imo the best player resource for learning the game, so check there when you inevitably get hit by some weird shit

[@angelliakas1576]

@@Skoriath I'll make sure I will, thanks for the tip!

[@larrymoments2492]

I discovered this channel a few days ago and I've bee loving every single one of these videos keep it going they're hilarious lmao

[@justphosphy]

This makes me want to play Centralfiction again. And sniff glue. Lots of glue.

[@FizzieWebb]

6:04 *flashbacks to being a wee scrublet on CT, learning Taokaka, against my friend who mains Tager* Yeah.. yeah... that checks out. 7:02 Yup... yup... yuuuuuup... oh my god, it's like peering back in time and I love/hate it.

[@joshuamauldin5735]

As a Makoto main... That opening bit made me go, "Sadly Naot... You win those... 10/10... Bottom 2 struggles."

[@acewoof491]

Bro I'm loving these clips then it just escalated when tager showed up had me dieing XD

[@TheTolnoc]

If you ever feel bad about your Naoto, just remember, one time I did that big overhead jump kick of his, you know, the one that goes super high to overhead for no reason, and the AI Hakumen caught me with a super counter off it.

[@NightAdv]

You remember me a friend who convince me to buy bbcf, at the first matchs he was like "Oh you are pretty good at this", then he proced to make me an astral with azrael

[@jardint]

Randomly Generated inputs, that'd be some shit to have in a Fighting game

[@Ramsey276one]

FIGHTER MAKER When you cannot be ARSED to write the AI XD

[@achair7958]

And the inputs change every round

[@wazzzup2579]

Prob the closest thing to that is Faust in GG series tho that is just his gimmick

[@robertcollins1343]

Your videos honestly feel exactly like when me and my friends are playing bbcf and I love them, big subscribe moment

[@TheBelovedBun]

I was expected a room leave after that first Astral, I’m surprised. Also, the Pop Cat tech is op.

[@dialaforawesome2029]

“I ffffffuckin love eating crayons.” Made my day lmao Same for the jin icecube joke

[@rocksaltinyt]

This is some of the most enjoyable FG content I’ve seen in a while, instant sub!

[@GameMaster00744]

Wish i had a group of friends to play casually with. These videos are super fun to watch

[@tdimensional6733]

"It's me. Sal Averagedude."

[@metal_owl]

Your videos were the reason I bought BlazBlue CF for a friend and myself recently, just to have fun. And it's awesome! Even though we played once since then. I hope you will make more videos like this in the future, because it's hilarious to watch ;)

[@MB-yj8hm]

In the 90's, our number notation was: fireball, dragon punch, sonic boom, flash kick, yoga flame, and SPD

[@mysticjuicer01]

LMFAO THE FRAME-PERFECT DOUBLE POPCAT!!! 😂😂😂

[@KevinGost99]

3:53 Idk why, but this made me choke with my water.

[@velvetbutterfly]

This level of comedy and sick gameplay is what I love from the fighting game community. The [4]128D clip is one of the funniest things I heard this year

[@tartipouss]

As a Guilty Gear enjoyer... holy shit I need to play BalzBlue They even have Potemkin !

[@cibrig8719]

god this makes me wanna pick BlazBlue back up. I haven't played since calamity trigger

[@emilianoizanagi2245]

Oh hakaishin? Alright what happens. *hitbox shenanigans* *dies laughing*

[@Williamfount]

1:40 I loved doing this online to my friends They say they remember This 5 - 0 say otherwise

[@minibotas9496]

“The Grappler has been activated” has the same energy as “a great Evil has arisen”

[@Ramsey276one]

6:05 XD

[@LunaMinuna]

As an old Tao main, their reaction is hilarious

[@pinksywedarnoc8017]

4:12 Love that Terumi stomp.

[@Cyclobomber]

That kind of input was still a classic in SNK fighters around 1995/96, they only started streamlining them in KoF'96 and not for all games.

[@djoshawott2850]

Seeing Makoto getting her ass kicked makes that bottom 2 justified for me. If dustloop's anything to go by, at least it's not BBTAG Makoto.

[@linkkicksu]

I never learned how to play any character in Blazblue properly, but those Tager clips make me want to go back and try.

[@thedweller6115]

Damn he did keep up the good work.

[@badgercbof1794]

I haven't played blaze blue but I just found this channel and this shit is funny man. Great content. Also if the grappler main doesn't play potemkin, I sad

[@Skoriath]

he does :)

[@badgercbof1794]

@@Skoriath :) because every grab he did in my head I heard, "heavenly potemkin buster!"

[@sporkky8399]

Dis video straight up made me think "this dude deserves the sub. He eats glue he deserves the sub"

[@jeanschyso]

OMG I wish I had that with my friends, but none of them ever got into any fighting game. You guys cracked me up so hard I started coughing a couple times. Thanks.

[@reversegaia]

9:31 I think I would have unplugged my controller right there. Holy balls.

[@_Kami_Kami]

The championship glue eaters🙏🏽

[@littletimmy2215]

Great video as always

[@gungisgrand225]

This man said "Tager's Astral" and it summoned a demon

[@gominhadeassucar4592]

7:58 ,God technique

[@Ramsey276one]

9:30 “...you forgot YOUR SOUL!” XD

[@parmesan1669]

Never seen the game or channel before, video is over a year old, another incomprehensible recommendation from youtube

[@LinWasTaken]

i love how you make the subtitles follow the character!

[@Ramsey276one]

6:36 XD

[@AdamTheHedgehog]

This video inspired me to pick up BBCF. Bless you.

[@LordTyph]

9:32 Light had to take a moment to catch up to that one.

[@samuelbarker6755]

Got this randomly recommended to me, even though I don’t know much about fighting games and only know Blazblue partially from hearing about it’s lore, but I have to say the banter you have going with your friends here is hilarious regardless of whether I understand the terms or not.

[@xZeryu]

Thank you youtube algorithm for suggesting this video. Love how it's just some dudes having fun in fighting games. Time to binge the channel, hope you keep it up!

[@skaven969]

You pressed a button is the moment you relax and enjoy the cinematic for losing and winning

[@we11ee]

the editing on this is like fucking godtier humor. i fucked that sentence up youre funny hearty chortle had

[@OmegaTaishu]

This channel's amazing xD

[@SnowB34R]

I have never touched this game before. And now I really want to. 10/10 content

[@elite9237]

[4]128D is super cursed, reminds me of ACR, Ex A.B.A's super input is 34123646H HOS's super input is 632146S>P>K>S>H>D>K>S>632146H And most cursed, Dizzy's IK is [2]8462PH

[@Drago9545]

You got me subscribing right from this vidéo, it's hilarious! (the thumbnail got me curious and i already found it very funny, i have no regret from subscribing to your channel)

[@123jolak]

Tager players will always have the most cursed avatars

[@themystikone]

That Sajam section XD

[@user-qq3om6dh8h]

Teach me the ways of glue eating naoto.

[@natyinc9611]

Your editing is great, like soviet womble but for fighting games.

[@deathbringer9893]

how bout this "alright chat which astral will win"

[@agaed7676]

It’s so fucking random [4]128d It’s so dumb that I’ve become used to doing it

[@Hellscrap3r]

"oh no.............. *she."* I've only just found these videos, but I love them so much.

[@berna3089]

That thumbnail got me good, and I don't even play Blazblue lol. Think fast, I'm chucking a sub.

[@fngerg7034]

3:02 based sajam reference

[@kanmeridoc1784]

Betting on Terumi astrals would be interesting. It's a genuine 50/50 toss-up at best XD

[@augustoseiti885]

Your videos are so hilarious loool, I was just spent like the last 11 minutes wheezing like an idiot

[@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487]

6:55 This man hit em with the Slide Head.

[@keithsimpson2685]

200 hours in a fighting game is like finishing one story playthrough in a normal game.

[@satvrnus]

wish i had friends like this lmao

[@calebrobbins6406]

This fighting came stuff is pretty cool tho XDD I'll sub and wait for you to come back!

[@Jirudoggu]

That Sajam impression is lowkey scary for how accurate it is

[@scurreith3667]

4:11 me playing Chronophantasma be like: