Skyrim, but EVERY HIT shoots you 1000 feet in the air

[@jackfenning5668]

Do you remember the time a strange elf man came into whiterun, hit some one into orbit and then got shot in the dick with and arrow and flew out of town

[@mrhomosensual8717]

Pepperidge farm remembers

[@easternoilcrisis]

brave nazeem has defeated

[@j.pinardgaming985]

Wheeeeze....

[@alexbowlin7044]

Yes father, may I ask, what the fuck?

[@ungratefulape9121]

9:08

[@sharonwong5688]

This edit didn't capture the beauty and madness of Doug running up to the child sitting in front of the inn, staring at him for a few long seconds, before blasting him into oblivion.

[@hackergaming6372]

The demision oblivion?

[@inquikit8754]

@@hackergaming6372 Yes.

[@tsquitz]

sent back to the elder scrolls IV

[@lauramabe6578]

Sheogorath would be proud

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

@@hackergaming6372 Yes. In Elder Scrolls lore, Oblivion is actually up in the sky (the void of space), and I believe Sovengarde is underground

[@iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013]

"Cats love to go to space" the Khajit are actually directly tied to the moons in the lore. The phase of the moon when a Khajit is born determines their body shape entirely - like, on a spectrum between where they're literally just a giant tiger that cannot speak or are wood elf with tattoos. Their whole religion's about space.

[@Blue-fg8vt]

I find it weird that we only get too see one type in Skyrim.

[@janjone1706]

There where no Budget for more types

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

So, to reinvigorate the classic "What if you put a werewolf on the moon" arguement; what if a khajiit gave birth on the moon/s?

[@Blue-fg8vt]

@@janjone1706 I understand the real life reasons, just not the in game one.

[@r.h.brekke5194]

I think he was just referencing Wilburger

[@matthewcarson2221]

“Fondol” repeatedly dying to the traps with the sad piano music playing absolutely killed me. Needed those laughs today

[@SebMegronski]

Without Fondle, there's no reason to go ondle

[@megasaur6511]

This quote sparks immense joy in my soul

[@Ussonan-Foderation2016]

I'm like №421

[@MR_nobody6923]

13:57 my joints are all fucked up

[@stellataylor7436]

But with Faendal, you can go a long waendal

[@BaboozlerRAWR]

The way he flies through the air is filled with the exaggerated swagger of a High Elf.

[@enclaveleader1789]

The way the high elf flips into a swag of a high elf and faces the camera before landing of a high elf is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a high elf

[@CharCar92yt]

@@enclaveleader1789 have you ever considered becoming a philosopher

[@lewisvargrson]

Ooo! I understand that reference!

[@hierrikmedan6934]

@@lewisvargrson I actually don’t LOL I just keep seeing the exaggerated swagger of a ____ thing in random places

[@tacosloth613]

@@hierrikmedan6934 It was from a GameSpot review of Spiderman: Miles Morales.

[@dylanmcrae5816]

Damn, I fell out of my chair while watching this and I flew out the window. Good job with the code

[@sci_pain3409]

i'm actually typing this from mars because i tripped over a rock

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

Yes

[@bluedragonplayer3823]

Due to a stray needle, I have discovered new life on Jupiter

[@quatrothedog769]

I stubbed my toe and am now in the middle of the pacific please get help

[@josephdavison4189]

Because an uneven sidewalk square I found planet 9

[@Redhollow]

This was explained by someone on the stream for those who don't know: Apparently, when you are launched into the air in Skyrim, unless you land at a level below where you were before you go airborne, the game will not register it as a fall. It will treat your landing position as if you just jumped to a higher position, even if you ragdoll everywhere.

[@derekmensch3601]

Also sometimes it just doesn't register Ragdoll fall damage

[@Redhollow]

@@derekmensch3601 if you're paralyzed or frozen yeah, lol.

[@derekmensch3601]

@@Redhollow those it qill always never register. But I mean like how he was launched. It feels like a 50/50 that you actually take damage from it.

[@Netsuko]

"Okay, I should not have spawned the bears." Wise words for every person to live by.

[@bdgamecenter6217]

3:00 Ralof comes around that corner like "Do that again, and even the greybeards will hear your voice down here.... in agony"

[@mr.mcphoenix]

I love the idea of one of the greybeards praying and then a wolf flying through the window, killing them instantly

[@interrobang5785]

Somehow, the auto-generated subtitles were able to successfully get "elflon musk" Good job, youtube

[@lepimond4605]

It was probably because the subtitle AI is really smart and considers not only the audio, but the video too, and since it was "elflon musk" written on the screen... the AI got it right

[@Falkuzrules]

It successfully spelled his mispronunciation of "High Hrothgar" as "High Herrothgar," it knows how to make up words sometimes when it needs to.

[@mistyhusk]

Pretty sure that subtitles can be added by the creator of the video, so I doubt this video has auto-generated subtitles

[@Falkuzrules]

Auto-captions scroll up and appear one word at a time, human-made captions are able to be timed and formatted in a specific way.

[@interrobang5785]

@@mistyhusk It does specifically say "auto-generated" when you select captions for this video

[@wario1226]

now im really curious: player at max launch speed and no fall damage, how fast can you beat skyrim?

[@dr3nch_g0d52]

Next vid

[@SpongiousBird]

I bet on sub 35

[@dominicbrowning3531]

*gets launched to the top of hrothgar immediately*

[@cheshirecat1169]

i want a to see a real speedrun Elonmusk%!

[@S3ng0n22]

That would be incredible

[@UnimportantUser]

3:58 the swiftness of Doug's hand and the distortion of the bear gets to me way too good

[@r.h.brekke5194]

"Cats love space, everyone knows that" Wilburger: "Do they?"

[@YourDad-dh6fj]

WILBURGER YES

[@mt8261]

"I'm just a poor old women" "I don't trust her as far as I can punch her" I lost it right there!

[@Soulshine00]

Hey! She is sus. She's tryna start a coven

[@wtf_is_this_handle_shit]

@@Soulshine00 That's not even that bad in the Elder Scrolls universe. The College of Winterhold is basically just one large coven. So is the Mage's Guild

[@Soulshine00]

@@wtf_is_this_handle_shit the stormcloaks are a cult

[@heliveruscalion9124]

@@Soulshine00 clut

[@Tasorius]

I don't get why so many people can't understand the difference between the word "woman" and "women"...

[@auser994]

"Go fondle, my boy" -Doug Doug 2020

[@wtf_is_this_handle_shit]

"Go, Fondle my boy!" Punctuation placement is important

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

Darkstar That’s worse. That’s a million times worse.

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

Darkstar It is important, but unless you’re trying to make the joke more explicit, you’ve got it the wrong way around lol

[@wtf_is_this_handle_shit]

@@SomeOne-vf1rs I was, in fact, making a more explicit and dark/dirty joke. Congratulations for needing a second comment to understand that

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

Darkstar I understood that, the whole point of my comment was to relay that I understood it, done cheekily. Congrats for needing a third comment to understand that >:)

[@camiloschwindt9758]

16:40 that music every time the trap hits Faendal kills me

[@Ren-zg7nu]

I recognise it from somewhere but I can't pin down where

[@milanoantero5168]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jGfPiKGqgNFobpo

[@Ren-zg7nu]

@@milanoantero5168 Oh yeahhhhhhh of course it's that

[@wtf_is_this_handle_shit]

It's beautiful

[@john_kramer516]

Isn’t this a Skyrim song?

[@that_chilean_gringo956]

I love Doug's relationship with Nazeem

[@NTGx32]

This is literally the same as fighting 5 dragur deathlords with fus roh dah lmao

[@XochiCh]

You don’t need that many, I was once stuck in an hour-long loop vs Sigdis, all 3 copies kept a perfect rotation until the clones de spawned randomly.

[@deathdoge0]

Fondell: Sees Doug punch random villagers 10 miles away Doug: “Why is Fondell hiding in the bushes?”

[@theicyphoenixrecords5980]

i mean faendal got thru alot of shit in this video xD,given howsome npc's remember things even after save reload you could sayit wasgoing back in time with everyone remembering everything sometimes.

[@magiv4205]

I fucking crack up every time he calls Faendal "Fondle"

[@Terracosm]

Is that not his name??

[@artifalse]

@@Terracosm it's supposed to be pronounced feign-Dell 😭 I like Doug's pronunciation more

[@glassphoenix9095]

someone should make a mod that changes nothing except it changes faendal's name to fondle in the subtitles

[@firockfinion3326]

Giants be like: "Hey, he stole our special thing!"

[@nicholasmontee5389]

More like a sweet roll

[@crungass]

The use of Katamari on the Rocks for the negative value part was absolutely perfect

[@umbrellaairsoft]

Came here to say this HAHAHAH! couldn't agree more

[@felix56p]

16:52 it's so bittersweet. faendol used to love being looted

[@CEFG100]

The Dragonborn, a legendary warrior with the ability to devour a dragon’s soul, gets off the ground like a kid who doesn’t want to get up for school.

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Skyrim but everyone is One Punch Man

[@LaurentIpsum]

So everything is a one hit kill for everybody?

[@fugyfruit]

@@LaurentIpsum every time Saitama gets hit he goes flying but takes no damage

[@jeffjefferson5095]

Nice profile pic

[@christophersokol6388]

This is better because of you name is reference

[@racistpandagod]

Well he already did a 1 hp run which was the same thing you mentioned. Go check it out

[@タグです]

Next video: Skyrim but every hit buries you under 1000 pounds of cheese

[@Espartanica]

Punching things turns them into a pile of cheese

[@ericb3157]

oh, you should see that one where ten pounds of cheese spawns next to him EVERY SECOND...

[@ekki1993]

Fire damage just crashes the game.

[@oMuStiiA]

Fondle getting killed by that trap over and over again had me cry laughing

[@theconfusedllama]

Never occurred to me before now that a threat to shoot you if you run away when you're on death row was considered air tight and foolproof by the script writers

[@YourDad-dh6fj]

To die with an arrow to the back is probably seen as a less honourable death than beheading

[@gayusschwulius8490]

​@@YourDad-dh6fjYes, but who would be dumb enough to not at least TRY running? Even if there's a 90 % chance of getting shot, it's better than a 100 % chance of getting your head cut off, lol

[@derpyderpdederp620]

Who needs rockets to go to space when you can just get yourself punted by an angry mob of farmers?

[@emilhodnemyrugland6597]

Nah,you just need a gamer to yell FUS RO DAH at you

[@josephdavison4189]

I gave you 69 likes

[@GrodgeRocket]

"Skyrim Golfing" would be a good video idea, plenty of places to land bodies in

[@a.s.raiyan2003-4]

Ragdoll golfing, not a bad idea. ;)

[@Draven1125]

I saw the original stream of this and it was absolutely hilarious just seeing Doug being batted around by all the enemies

[@yalkn2073]

Carl*

[@Draven1125]

I forget his name was Carl :) thanks @YalkIn ÇIRAK

[@AARonGo333]

@@Draven1125 we are supposed to call him Doug

[@nm5329]

Change it back to Doug

[@Draven1125]

A war has started between calling him Doug or Carl

[@krok_zilla6448]

Sonic slowly turning and saying *”good afternoon”* is the funniest shit

[@GarrettTurneyMrTremelo]

13:07 "go Fondel my boy" LMAO

[@RickRaptor105]

I can't wait for the supercut of the Skyrim stream where a voice program spawns mobs whenever Doug says something

[@lucianosgonzalez3561]

"Merry Christmas Nazeem!" *Posts on Thanksgiving* What... What does it ALL mean?

[@chickennuggetmastermain1001]

Hi American

[@ShapeshifterFin]

Laughs in Canadian

[@collincaperton6718]

@@chickennuggetmastermain1001 hi

[@pyromaniac000000]

Doug to Nazeem: do you get to the clouds very often? No, i dont suppose you do. Nazeem: do you mean the cloud district? I go there quite often. Doug: no, the regular clouds. Nazeem, confused: no, i suppose i dont? Doug: oh thats a shame. Here, allow me to assist you! Doug: *OMEGA YEET*

[@wtf_is_this_handle_shit]

Sigma Yeet

[@lex0h2]

​@@wtf_is_this_handle_shit beta yeet

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@lex0h2 alpha yeet

[@TheGamingLegendsOfficial]

1000 years of death

[@bastionunitb7388]

7:16 I love doug excitedly exclaiming "Let's go to whiterun" I now quote this all the time Hey where do you want to go to eat? LET'S GO TO WHITERUN!

[@chibicthulhu4382]

I was just 12 when Skyrim came out. I can’t tell you how much of an impact it had on my life. I never thought that after 11 years I would still be watching Skyrim content but knowing how many people find this game as special as I do puts a smile on my face

[@skinkr6329]

Video: posted 3 minutes ago Comments: “This is the funniest video I’ve watched ever.”

[@unedibleapple6500]

Some folks watch at double speed. I do that with some videos, but ones like this are better at normal.

[@intheshadowofathousandbean563]

It's Doug, obviously it will be the funniest video

[@LostAlohaman]

Speedrun

[@mjb3480]

I watched the vod before this it was fun

[@checkyhuf]

If its the finniest VOD, it must be the funniest video xD

[@pixelcrusher8791]

13:07 Go fondle my boy!- Doug Doug, 2020

[@xRAINxOFxBLOODx]

* police sirens *

[@schmerz3385]

I dont trust anyone anymore. I still lay in bed thinking if "dougdoug" is actually carl and hes just an actor, or if that was fake because it was totally something dougdoug would do

[@buffalocrackerdong6978]

No. There is no Carl. Doug please move on. Carl is bad. Doug is good.

[@i_fish6657]

I think your delusional man

[@filiaknight8514]

wait did i miss something, who's carl?

[@i_fish6657]

@@filiaknight8514 no this man is just crazy and evil

[@schmerz3385]

@@filiaknight8514 dougdougs main channel posted a 1 mil video. Watch it for yourself

[@lancesundancer]

"The streets of Whiterun" song truely can make any scene thoughtful and bittersweet. :D

[@Vargr_00]

Fondle getting bashed by the gate over and over again has me crying of laughter dude

[@de_soot]

"It's like basketball." -Doug Doug Yeah, I hit people and they fly into the air when I'm playing basketball.

[@ianwatson6766]

Foendals death was canon, Doug just got knocked out when he got stuck and he imagined Foendal alive

[@ProjectDT88]

When you put the negative value I was thinking "this will be like Katamari Damacy" and then I heard the music... I was dying of laughter! Great job!

[@floridasoldat]

4:42 that was the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time lmao.

[@keythekidd]

Doug, as his character begins to sit up: am I still alive? Archer: Ayo hold this rq

[@Zonorheso]

Man you really did say "Go fondle my boy" 13:06

[@matthewpeter9940]

Fondell deserved better than this devil we call DougDougw

[@AGrayPhantom]

Carl

[@jacryan2626]

@@AGrayPhantom Who the hell is carl

[@hazeltree7738]

​@@jacryan2626you are carl

[@riot_baby2296]

“Time for your swimming lesson” that’s when little Johnny learned to swim in the air

[@renoia3067]

It really changes Faendal's vibe when you call him "Fondle" instead of "Fay-n-dahl"

[@spidey1100]

The pulling code, "Oh you're approaching me?" "Not intentionally."

[@boredyjordy8684]

It's amazing how he's genuinely concerned about the opening working, and I'm just sitting here like 'hm, I have that exact same Sonic shirt'

[@parchmentengineer8169]

I think it says something about the quality of the main channel that even this glory only finds its place here

[@smugbowkid9919]

“Nazeem!” Has the same energy as “Oh Dream!”

[@lykanaslupus]

Totally. It even sounds similar XD

[@mr.boltun1043]

@Wemple No no he's got a point.

[@jairomenares2089]

@Wemple "He mentioned a person! This is so cringe!" Basically that, but with a twist: You're the cringy and obnoxious one.

[@parchmentengineer8169]

Having just finished Dream's latest video, I can say that whatever fate BadBoyHalo has in store for Dream when he invokes his name is nothing compared to the suffering inflicted on poor Nazeem.

[@saincx0m9]

@@jairomenares2089 dreams fanbase is cringe

[@threesofthree6100]

You know, on the list of things that sound really really bad out of context... "Go Fondle my boy" is definitely pretty high up there.

[@brianrobbins1961]

Fondal: killed by gate the second time Doug: *monster noises*

[@MixoNat]

9:10 "someone do something" What? This man just uppercutted a human into space calm down karen.

[@leastlikelysuspect5122]

4:20 I love how High he got when Doug Cranked it up to (420,0) and this hilarious time stamp too

[@togglinho]

hello doug doug, you are not carl, do NOT trust anyone who says so

[@Deaf0]

Doug

[@parchmentengineer8169]

Of course not. He and CarlSagan42 are completely different people.

[@mediasage832]

@@Deaf0 Dong

[@anessanich]

Yeah, youre DougDoug amd always have been! Dont lnow where people are even getting that

[@softelocke491]

X=9

[@Ellipsis115]

13:15 *To death* is probably my favourate doug doug line

[@voltrix2788]

7:23 ding! ding! Your Amazon package is here!

[@datisjoukoek]

9:29 "this is a place of peace" i really dont think so. (Dragonsreach turns into warzone)

[@stefanm.734]

1:16 Shoutouts to the random guy asking for a toe cam.

[@adamjensen9463]

I love how he says Fondle instead of Faendal.

[@DonRay.]

1:39 missed the opportunity to name himself "Elven Musk"

[@daylost3192]

15:24 thank you for making me cough up my just-chugged mountain dew EVERYWHERE, I have never laughed so damn hard before and I have been wheezing every time you ragdoll

[@WrongboyArchived]

“Roses are red” “Violets are blue” “As long as Doug suffers” “He gets a view”

[@DarthVader-6637]

Do you mind if I copy this?

[@lordofsucc4467]

Ralof : "I am one with the rock."

[@samecopper5502]

I love how the enemies fly away like it’s crash bandicoot 😂

[@CloneHomie]

16:23 I couldn’t breathe 💀😂

[@michaelstephens4834]

Him yelling NAZEEEEEMMMMMMM is one of the funniest things Doug has said on any of these channels for some reason

[@Atropos866]

10:51 "through ups and downs, though mostly ups"

[@peachmiracles4027]

Dude this video is hilarious with good edits you should've put it on your main!

[@IndigoGollum]

It's here instead because it actually stayed on track.

[@CheeseYourself]

1:25 "Archers!" Archers: *_Y E E T_*

[@dookitantooki]

i just wanted to tell you i’ve had an awful day today but then i discovered your content and have been binging your content for the past three hours and laughing my ass off, thanks!!!

[@Vanq22114]

On today's episode of Doug Gear: Doug creates a flesh hurricane, Ralof is the first man on whatever Skyrim's equivalent to the Moon is, and some wolves are humanely euthanized

[@wabbitfu]

The Streets of Whiterun is an amazing song! Love it! Skyrim has imo the greatest musical score ever. fr

[@purityisastateofmind7439]

I know you didn't mean to but- thanks anyways for replacing the spider models. I'm a severe Arachnophobe so even Vidya game spiders make me panic, so now I can finally watch all of someone's Skyrim video! Thanks Doug! *Subbed*

[@joyfilledbiscuit]

doug's voice is so different now

[@mjm5899]

Is it mic or confidence?

[@VortexKiller2]

Fondle dying with Skyrim outdoors music made me buckle with laughter

[@princesshannah7]

I don't remember the last time I laughed this consistently at anything, holy shit thank you Doug

[@carsonmanning5150]

When he was fighting the final boss it looked like an anime fight

[@StarBaker1]

bear: its over Doug, i have the high ground. Doug: don't underestimate my power . 10:15

[@jonathanjoestar5724]

I love you

[@firstnamelastname2703]

18:10 the way he leaps off of rooftops in a head first dive is full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen

[@j.pinardgaming985]

Vampire Lord: *Cloak of The Peasant* *Not of the night* *Causes impenetrable cloud of Swirling Peasants to protect you from the main questline*

[@katjosephperez8772]

10:21 this is like going to Lowe’s and looking above the shorter aisles toward the cacophony of different bird noises (except scarier and in the privacy of your own home). So many birds live up there. I guess it’s too hot outside

[@Moesbi689]

15:30 perfect spready to the gods!

[@FilthTribeFTP]

Man i just found you and I feel so late to the party. This is the EXACT content I love. How do you only have 111K subs? I'm guessing because some people are put off by stream highlights, but I don't mind it. As long as it's entertaining!

[@Jif498]

0:29 the sonic reveal sent me

[@hungryorca2245]

ah yes, simpler times. back when the meanest thing doug would do to chat was maybe show us a broken arm.

[@maddit_line]

3:12 as soon as the hollow knight boss music started I legitimately thought “OH NO, HOLY CRAP- oh wait I’m not even playing hollow knight”

[@OtterWidit]

Doug: "Just kill the bears!" Thanos with Doug's Voice: "I'll do it myself."

[@MHA-TSBro]

That PlayStation logo in your pfp I'd nostalgia, PS1 PS2

[@mitman321]

at 9:50 they are playing the skyrim version of baseball: Bearsball

[@ChrissieBear]

7:53 "Can you beat Skyrim as a Black Hole?"

[@Jelly-mw9du]

9:08 nazeem indeed gets to the cloud district quite often

[@philruu]

There is a bug in the game, not sure if it's known, where you can recreate the knockback effect naturally. Works if you keep shooting double-handed icycles into dead enemies, the knockback effect somehow stacks every time you hit it, even the angle works if you shoot it from below for example. Works very well with the dragon corpses, the 20th shot will already send it into the horizon!