Proving I am the world's greatest at 2D Platformers

[@AdamParkzer]

11:59 - Why in the world is my face your wallpaper

[@moss_7738]

Yoo its Parked Hearse

[@Rasimlol1380]

Yoooo it's the inventor of parkezin

[@jstar3382]

Why is this not the top comment

[@pug8714]

Yes

[@yousseftamer4943]

P A R K Z E R Y E S !

[@Janota_]

Doug should always remember this mantra, "I am very masculine." and repeat it all day.

[@DonQuixoteFan]

ok

[@strateupgamr7]

ok

[@GamesRUs-bj2ut]

ok

[@JeBronLames21]

sounds good

[@DaintyDorktapus]

@@JeBronLames21ok 👹

[@bemybff205]

My parents have always been disappointed in me, but I showed them this video and things have been looking up. My Dad said "at least you don't suck a 2D platformers like this guy" and gave me a hug. Thank-you Doug 💓

[@Coercioner]

You dont suck 2-d platformers?

[@rohankeegshibe6131]

so heartwarming it could make a grown man cry 🥲

[@LadyDem]

I'm his father, I've never been more proud of my son ever. Thank you Doug.

[@joshpollnitz1618]

I'm his mother, And now his father doesn't beat me for making such a bad son. Thankyou Doug.

[@ProbsNotABot]

Wholesome af

[@logans.7932]

CAT MARIO? They had him play CAT MARIO without knowing what it was beforehand? Holy shit that’s a criminal act

[@likeapro4242]

The only thing worse would’ve been Cat Mario being back to back with Unfair Mario

[@equinoxxed_7502]

It's a twitch chat moment for sure

[@abdulazizmohammed8797]

He deserved it, he thinks hollow knight is bad

[@Guile_The_Exile]

I'm not surprised by chat's actions....

[@AdminAbuse]

@@abdulazizmohammed8797 oh no how dare he

[@THEPurpleEgg]

The whole gimmick for Will You Snail is that all the spikes are generated based on prediction AI. So if you don't see a safe window to go, just wait, survive, and it'll go away Side note: I have not played it, just kept up with Jonas' devlogs a ton

[@mattheworellana9192]

Like it would predict where you land?

[@THEPurpleEgg]

@@mattheworellana9192 it predicts which direction you're moving, so it's best to move erratically. If you're really that interested, the dev Jonas Tyroller doccumented the whole game creation on youtube

[@mslabo102s2]

Is it like platformer but fighting game?

[@JoyRender]

​@@mslabo102s2 yes I am a beta tester for will you snail and we will be adding Mario to the game soon

[@energypumpkin2054]

Ayyy fellow WYS player

[@herodoesstuff]

obsessed w how the chat can just form an entire narrative in the background of silly stuff like this. the heart surgery storyline was riveting

[@PotatoMan555]

This is why we are the main characters and not Doug

[@Zordyn]

"Hey Doug, congress here. We tried passing a law that allows the police to arrest the grim reaper before you get good at 2D platformers, but we cannot legally do anything until you get good at 2D platformers"

[@jonahisbird]

Wow, Doug is actually pretty good at 2d platformers. I am saying this out of my own will. Doug is not holding a gun to my head as I speak.

[@robert.7230]

Doug isn't parkzer is

[@connortg5]

I'm sending the hostage negotiation squad as we speak, just sit tight and- and- and agree with me that doug is actually pretty good at 2d platformers, how silly of me to think otherwise! HAHAHAHA

[@Yoob-yh5gb]

Its ok, doug cant see the replies. Are you in danger?

[@dodojesus4529]

No doug suc *bang*

[@perryorbit5304]

just type in morse code if you have a knife to your throat or not.

[@Someone-sc2hk]

for people who didn't watch the stream: in Will You Snail, he got stuck in the boss section for like, an hour, it was *painful*

[@OptiWrath0]

Doug's skills at 2D platformers is almost as impressive as his ability to quote the entire zorbeez ad. Edit: Jesus guys, you don't have to have a war over the way I wrote it in the replies, I'm not an English Major.

[@LettuceGayming]

Zorb the dog

[@yrahcaznotgnittihw3762]

If true that's incredible 👏

[@rhyano_]

Something being unmatched is boolean either it is or it isn't, so saying "almost as unmatched" is just wrong

[@N_Stark]

@@rhyano_ 🤓

[@rhyano_]

@@N_Stark it's a comment under a video where a grown man is playing like 4 platformer video games. This is the equivalent to going into band hall and calling the first kid you see weird. You ain't all that is what I'm tryna say.

[@AceJackWagon885]

Doug: "We're playing obscure games" Also Doug: *plays Hollow Knight*

[@xman9354]

Doesn't play Celeste but plays hollow knight

[@Mr.Yeast2]

@@xman9354 Celeste isnt obscure either

[@TheOneWhoHasABadName]

should have played modded celeste (i vote for 9D) obscure enough to enter (depending on the definition of “game”), but still quite familiar to many viewers

[@bashfulwolfo6499]

Tbh almost all of the games he played weren’t obscure but that’s just because Twitch chat was suggesting em

[@TakkV2]

Blame chat

[@reuter2824]

Doug is by far one of the 2d platformers ever

[@FallenQueenOfCrows]

he is definitely one of the 2d platformers ever

[@Taco7231]

this is one of the moments of all time

[@shadowmoth9158]

The best*

[@chuggernaut6483]

@@shadowmoth9158 *The

[@insertsupacoolname]

@@chuggernaut6483 *

[@Pseudo_Notfound]

Hi doug, it's Emmanuel Macron, the president of France, everyone in my country is dead because of your bad level in 2D platformers.

[@mrserket1264]

Damn! Only 4 deaths in Jump King? He must be really good at 2D platformers!

[@ittybittynautilus2468]

he died 4 times in a game where you can't die

[@picrete]

Yes.

[@ethanthaman2858]

​@@ittybittynautilus2468bro did the impossible. 4 times. I think Doug is good at 2D platformers

[@TheAdvertisement]

The "we can't until you get good at 2D platformers" saga is why I love Dougdoug's chat.

[@motivationenjoyer9830]

Yeah, this and hurricane in Sacramento were really funny

[@FiannaBat]

doug putting on storyteller is one of the biggest pog moments ive had in a while

[@edreds2145]

Storyteller makes me good on 2D platformers

[@yosha101]

I was like: "Wait a minute, I recognize that Guitar Riff!" I was literally just playing Strive and my opponent had it set as their song.

[@jessefanshaw8948]

This is the weirdest xrd rev 2 combo video i have ever seen. nonetheless, i respect doug’s decision to main zato 1.

[@babytricep437]

I whiplashed at that, xrd’s soundtrack is fantastic

[@derping_banana]

sameee

[@ImTheOfficialFox]

i didnt know parkzer was a lawyer, police officer, gun enthusiast, film connoisseur, main character, target shooter, plastic surgeon, judge, fourth chairman of the tojo clan, doctor, journalist, store manager, princess jasmine, breast milk deflector, dougs step husband and former roommate, koala, dedicated christmas celebrator, president of the united states of america, nobel prize winning golf ball diver, koala lawyer, relationship expert, twitch chats stepmom and now an open heart surgeon!

[@Gilvala]

dont forget expert goldfish romancer

[@snugget23452]

cant forget twitch chat's defense attorney

[@elihem]

And Black belt in Taekwondo!

[@cin2110]

He is also multiple pornstars manager

[@skeletor1344]

You forgot Tetris expert

[@tinpan6052]

Wow, doug is incredible at 2-d platformers, look at what he can do!

[@reuter2824]

@Deadpool. No advertisements allowed booooooo

[@Blue-fg8vt]

Don't lie to him. If his head gets any bigger it will hurt his neck and he won't be able to stream as much and we will see less of his true talent, solving problems that he thinks no one has.

[@tyypa]

@Deadpool. Boooooo

[@projectpst]

You made a typo. Isn't has an apostrophe

[@NikoNikoWiko]

​@Deadpool. Booooo no ads

[@spimuru5040]

I'd like to thank the efforts of my fellow Slugcats who tried to get Doug to play Rain World. Someday, my friends, our community will take a W. Your efforts will not be in vain.

[@zacharywoloszynski4258]

Rain World fans unite! (I havnet beaten the game)

[@ZephyrusX888]

@@zacharywoloszynski4258 jokes on you, im on console, i cant even beat downpour yet

[@vihakingwhimsicalflame]

Same idea here. Hardcore fan here

[@plpip1286]

waaaaaaaaa

[@robert.7230]

Rain world would have been a good choice for this.

[@levithe2nd]

I guess i'll just copypaste my comment from the VOD channel FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: IS DOUG GOOD AT 2D PLATFORMERS? JUMP KING: 22 falls in 15 minutes Progress: got to colossal drain screen 3 HOLLOW KNIGHT: *ZERO* deaths in 15 minutes (But 21 damage taken) Progress: beat 1st boss. WILL YOU SNAIL: 37 deaths in 15 minutes (5 minutes of the game stalling for him) Progress: beat level 1-6 Difficulty: 14 deaths on very easy, 21 on easy, 2 difficultyless. Beat most levels on very easy. BUT ALSO: (he cut out this entire part to make himself seem not bad lmao) 193 deaths 30 mins afterwards (easy difficulty in most of them) 229 deaths in total Progress: beat 1st boss CAT MARIO: 27 deaths in 16 minutes (of those, 17 were to traps he had already seen, and 1 was not even a trap) Progress: almost beat the 1st level. Almost. COMMANDER KEEN: 5 deaths (i.e. a game over) in 15 minutes (3 minutes of not knowing how to enter a level) Progress: couldn't beat the 2nd real level BATTLEBLOCK THEATER: 2 deaths in 16 minutes (on insane difficulty) Progress: beat act 3 scene 2 LINESCAPE: 34 deaths in 6 minutes Progress: BEAT THE GAME!

[@Person-lh5fp]

Bro I think Doug might be good at 1d platformers

[@qgdm6426]

That 21 hits in Hollow Knight was almost fully ommited in this video. Game journalist Doug.

[@levithe2nd]

As were the 193 deaths to the 1st boss of will you snail He really isn't above cutting out his badness huh

[@ramennoodle9918]

@@levithe2nd i mean the challenge only needed to last for 15 minutes so

[@SenorTakaGOD]

No.

[@ShrUg_]

The "We will never lose" followed by the "bleugh" at 7:12 made me laugh so hard 😂

[@pianoboyedm4829]

If you're looking for a random weird game that has 2d platformer elements, I would HIGHLY recommend Rain World. You play as a creature at the bottom of the food chain and have you traverse the land while getting food and hibernating, but that's the very VERY basic premise of it. The enemy AI is the best I've seen from any game and the mechanics are incredibly diverse

[@fornkey9819]

DUDE I WAS HOPING SOMEONE WOULD PUT ON THIS GAME

[@Romanticoutlaw]

I recently fell down the rain world hole and I've spent 20 cycles trying to recover 10/10 recommend

[@TryHardGamerYT]

He would definitely not have fun with Rain World... but it's a damn good game.

[@revolution2762]

Were there any random weird games in this video? After he said he wouldn’t be playing the popular ones that everyone plays, he immediately went for both jump king and hollow knight. I kinda just stopped watching after that assuming all the rest were also gonna be popular games that everyone’s played.

[@binbag4203]

@@revolution2762 straight after that he plays some weird snail game

[@crystalgoddess4085]

Fun Fact regarding Commander Keen: John Carmack put a hanged Commander Keen as a kill trigger in Doom 2 because he absolutely hated the game's cutesy aesthetic and used Doom 2 as a way to get back at it. The hanged Commander Keens only appear in the 2nd secret level and is used to unlock the level's exit, for a pacifist run, the Commander Keens have to be killed by the Cyberdemon that acts as the level's boss.

[@the_doug_digital]

The 2 Ds in 2D stand for Doug, that’s how you can tell he’s an expert

[@sorenfarley]

He's becoming more and more like Jerma every day, he even did the old-timey bit. Truly terrifying.

[@gamingandwhatevs]

I want to hear more of the old-timey radio effect.

[@mattymerr701]

Except dug is watchable and not horribly boring

[@mslabo102s2]

Except Doug is not a clown

[@DonQuixoteFan]

@@mslabo102s2that title is reserved for you.

[@Ghostpants446]

Bad comment ​@@mattymerr701

[@urbanfrog]

Doug is so good at 2D platformers, that he helps us learn what people who suck at 2d platformers play like. How thoughtful

[@rage_2000]

Loved the interaction between Doug and the “Will you Snail” AI

[@iambabyyoda5522]

I want a stream where doug just fights absolute radiance with no additional experience to this

[@bernardo8993]

make him fight any rad coward

[@corvus196]

Then make him do PoP

[@Pixelusually]

Make him fight nightmare king grimm

[@proredfly9410]

@@corvus196the problem with that is that pop actually tests his platforming skill. having him fight absrad is just completely unfair🤫

[@MSte21]

I was legit impressed with Doug doing an old-timey radio guy voice while playing the game.

[@sirsage3311]

This is the greatest 27-minute Storyteller video ever.

[@brickmastere5535]

Learning that Doug doesn't care for Hollow Knight has harmed me in my soul

[@Darkness-dv6sz]

Was gonna say the same thing, HK is literally in a lot of peoples top 5 best games they’ve played, it’s aamzing

[@no1uno388]

@@Darkness-dv6sz and? its just not his thing

[@joeybunsglazing9325]

@@no1uno388ITS NOT ALLOWED TO BE DISLIKED >:c

[@theeliteterrarian1888]

@@joeybunsglazing9325 i dont like it

[@no1uno388]

@@joeybunsglazing9325 dont be like the undertale community, please

[@kaladinstormblessed8790]

Doug busting out the Guilty Gear OST was a surprise. A welcome one, but a surprise to be sure

[@livenishikireaction]

truly, he is The Guilty Gear

[@thegreatkingofevilganondor1500]

Doug is one of the 2D platformers of all time

[@FireDavio42]

I didn't think we'd have an entire video about storyteller but I love it.

[@BillehBawb]

honestly the will you snail gameplay was pretty impressive

[@levithe2nd]

He cut out a huge part of the stream where he spent 30 minutes failing to beat the 1st boss. In other words, DOUG IS LYING TO YOU!!! I am not kidding btw, you can check the vod of the stream in the description

[@thegreatkingofevilganondor1500]

@@levithe2ndTrue, I was there. He died over and over and over and over again. Even snapped at chat

[@levithe2nd]

@@thegreatkingofevilganondor1500 i was honestly pretty surprised that the entire bullet hell rant was just entirely cut from the video, would've genuinely been really great for this video "Mods, ban somebody! Abuse your power!"

[@thegreatkingofevilganondor1500]

@@levithe2nd I can’t find the rant even in the vod. Do you remember the time stamp?

[@levithe2nd]

@@thegreatkingofevilganondor1500 split up in between his frustrations while failing at the boss and after he finally beats the boss (the part where he googles "shitload of dots") don't have a timestamp, srry

[@theduke3778]

So one thing Doug didn’t include was him beating the first boss after like an hour, with him getting more and more frustrated even tho he was playing on the hardest difficulty…

[@SilverEye91]

I'm starting to think that Doug is pretty good at platformers.

[@David-sj4fk]

GOTTEM!

[@philiphunt-bull5817]

Oh god, he hypnotized you!

[@teresawatson1038]

@@philiphunt-bull5817 f

[@kellyedwards421]

His 1d platformer skills are undeniable

[@cynderblood8726]

Wow, doug is incredible at 2D platformers, look at what he can do!

[@AdmiralNMR]

I'm old enough to remember that Commander Keen has a pogo stick that you can jump really high with.

[@Side_N0te]

I mean it would have been so much easier to define a death in Jump King just as every time he faceplants.

[@fork3810]

I hope he does this again. This video left me wanting more of Doug playing random games Ive never heard of

[@birbtheworldender2673]

Doug is so good at 2d platformers because he has the jumping skills of a snail

[@inustedabut]

0:28 i cant escape him

[@jobes8315]

Hey Doug, mortician here, KZbin recommended this video to me after a failed heart patient made it down to where I work with your stream playing, now his ghost won't stop haunting me until you quit platforming all together

[@TheLegendaryLlama]

i like how he strategically cut out the hour that he struggled on the first boss of will you snail.

[@SWISS-1337]

I feel nostalgic for the gaming streamers from the 1930's. What a gay old time.

[@J_Crane]

3:28 this song makes me want to chug gravy in the back of a Nissan Titan parked in a PetCo parking lot

[@shaq1400]

That commander keen part was honestly perfect

[@stupidsailboat]

18:09 this is the best possible delivery of that sentence 😭😭

[@CallixGaming]

Flashing back to Doug playing Donkey Kong country and going bankrupt…

[@knightlight5144]

Doug may not be good at 2d platformers, but he has great taste in music for putting on storyteller.

[@Furluge]

Yeah back in the DOS days CTRL and ALT with arrow keys was a pretty common control scheme for platforms. If you look at a standard keyboard it makes a certain kind of sense. They're large buttons that are easy to press and back then there was no windows key or function key crammed down there so there was just some empty space between them which made them pretty easy to hit without hitting anything else and your fingers wouldn't feel quite as cramped as if you used, for example, z and x, which is popular with a lot of Japanese games. I'm not really sure when they started to fall out of favor.

[@lanklte]

I can't say I've seen anyone play a 1D platformer, so that basically makes you the best by default. Congrats, Doug.

[@Malache]

Dug is INCREDIBLE!! Good Job!

[@bluegreenmagenta]

What an amazing gamer and person this dougdoug is wOoow

[@sutton2582]

12:07 when the cheetahmen theme starting playing, it unlocked a core memory in my brain that I had completely forgot about and I died lugging. That song still bangs

[@very_much]

Upset that the literal 30 minutes Doug spent trying to beat the first boss of Will You Snail was cut

[@ZGKIV]

Watching the character faceplant every time he falls far enough in that first game is hilarious to see

[@doctorreed_]

"weird random 2D platformers that aren't super popular" >starts with jump king

[@thelonecabin2433]

Rain world is another amazing but pretty brutal 2d platformer, though it's more of a 2d exploration game. gives you an brief tutorial and then just tells you to...figure it out. highly recommend.

[@corvus196]

If he said hollow knight wasn't for him I doubt he'll like that, Got to try that game my self tho

[@thelonecabin2433]

@@corvus196 eh. never know until you try it. definitely not for everyone though that's fair.

[@corvus196]

@@thelonecabin2433 I am going to try it though, HK was great, still not done tho, still got radiance PoP and the pantheons to go, suffering has become my fun lol

[@Copper_eater]

Someone said dead cells. Doug is not ready for dead cells.

[@KWBR1123]

Doug cells

[@hiddenbutdeadly]

20:28 the way this stream f**king derailed is something you;d only see/get from Doug's chat!

[@Madagascar_on_GameCube]

7:13 the music is timed so well with the game, especially with the boss's grunt at the end.

[@michaelhowell8280]

I remember being there live for will you snail... I'm sure it haunted Doug's dreams for a week lol

[@Justapikachu577]

The grim reaper heart surgeon side story was so moving

[@energypumpkin2054]

I'm still in shock that he played will you snail, such an underrated game.

[@deathseekr1537]

I love how one of the first tracks Doug put on was from one of the best platformers out there

[@Barley-pq6mq]

I can safely say, this came up when I was searching for Storyteller. Thank you Douglas

[@luciuseclipse]

I love dougdoug's chat so much, they really are half the reason Dougdoug content is so good.

[@realadriamo]

I love how he says "sup" and it cuts to chat being filled with shocked faces

[@gumbofisher]

I’m not gonna lie to you, Doug has been playing 2D platformers for over a year now. He’s not the best, but he’s pretty close. I’m not gonna lie to you, Doug has been playing 2D platformers for over a year now. He’s not the best, but he’s pretty close. I’m not gonna lie.

[@revilno]

22:40 I just imagine a group of people and animate objects all ready to fight or help a man without a heart

[@charleshaskell2056]

DoubleDouglas amazes me with how good of a sport he is.

[@Arvl.]

21:36 chat making a somewhat coherent story for a couple minutes after this

[@venstoma]

Look at him, he is playing the best 2D platformers of his life

[@jasonlaney7047]

"I do not get metroid-vania's" This man gets me. I'm in the same boat doug❤

[@barghest94]

I put a bomb in that boat. SINK.

[@kangaroot_]

Ohhhhhhh Battleblock.... happy to see it back

[@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk]

Doug is good at 2d platformers. He's gotten so much better since the 1930's.

[@Saharah14]

Can't believe I got to hear storyteller while watching DougDoug

[@watchf]

I watched the full stream and forgot that it wasn’t an edited video because of how entertaining it was. So I was surprised to see this

[@jessepi6299]

“We’re gonna play some niche games!” *Plays hollow knight and jump king immediately*

[@roobeedooo]

0:00 i love sitting down for class and professor greets us all with "sup"

[@ienjoyoranges]

i just realized the "commander keen soundtrack" was just guilty gear

[@dantucho203]

Him loving Storyteller was such a curveball, i wasn’t expecting a random guilty gear cameo.

[@QuokkaWaka]

Doug played the best Linescape I've ever seen

[@OvenGlobalDomination]

Very big thanks from me to a person that suggested will you snail I know the youtuber that made this game and Im getting really happy everytime someone plays it :DDD

[@NotASmartPerson18]

Doug's blind trust with Twitch chat lmao

[@i8dacookies890]

The end of the song going "we will never lose" is perfect.

[@fluff143]

As someone who played hollow knight, you did really good for a first time

[@jazz7630]

Seeing Doug put a Guilty Gear track skyrocket him to the top of my favorite’s content creators 3:03

[@powersurge413]

Pretty sure this is what games journalists do before they write their reviews.

[@lihzzahrdspeed6631]

Except they play much worse

[@Gamer3427]

If Doug wants to prove he's good at 2D platformers, he just needs to complete "I Wanna Be The Guy".

[@The_Hattur]

I would kill to watch you play more will you snail, I love it!

[@MF-fd2ug]

seeing doug jump into the same plant 4 times in black and white completely kills me every time

[@iluvboothill]

Putting on the Guilty Gear OST is the greatest choice Doug has ever made; thank you Doug, very cool 👍

[@UrbanEgo]

🤝🤝

[@almightyturtle8085]

🤝🤝

[@higoru123]

hollow knight to the sound of guilty gear is the best thing I've ever seen in my life

[@AidenR19]

It took me so long to figure out what the comments were talking about under storyteller video lol

[@Celestia282]

Wow! This guy is amazing at 2D platformers! Edit: Sorry, wrong video.

[@christophermorris958]

17:37 sounds like Alastor the radio demon

[@bertimusprime7900]

Fun fact, billy from commander keen is the ancestor of doom guy.

[@nathanbohlig6931]

Watching Doug make fun of Commander Keen, one of my favorite childhood games, really made my 100th birthday special.

[@beatssquaa]

I think that Shovel Knight is the only game to legitimately make me throw a controller Granted, it was off of the carpeted floor and it bounced up and made a admittedly tiny dent in my upper wall near the ceiling, but it was still a gamer rage slam throw