Proving I am the world's greatest at 2D Platformers

I am the world's greatest platforming gamer.
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Music Credits (in order of appearance):
Undertale - Can You Really Call This A Hotel I Didn't Receive A Mint On My Pillow
Bowser's Fury - Lake Lapcat Emerges
Rivals of Aether - Shovel Knight Melody (Troupple Pond)
Guilty Gear Xrd SIGN OST Storyteller
Bayonetta - Image Song Prototype B
Miitopia - Stage (Mountain)
Persona 5 - Price
The Sims - Cartographer's symphony
Kevin MacLeod - The Entertainer
Battleblock theater menu theme
Kirby Triple Deluxe - Dededes Royal Payback
Melty Blood Actress Again - Rhythmical Bustle
Super Mario Odyssey - The Odyssey's First Takeoff
Classical - Winter Vivaldis
Classical - Hall of the Mountain King
Zelda Skyward Sword - Dejected Groose
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About DougDoug:
Doug is a sentient bell pepper who was hired by the FBI to crack gaming challenges and also talk about things with food
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[@AdamParkzer]

11:59 - Why in the world is my face your wallpaper

[@moss_7738]

Yoo its Parked Hearse

[@Rasimlol1380]

Yoooo it's the inventor of parkezin

[@jstar3382]

Why is this not the top comment

[@pug8714]

Yes

[@yousseftamer4943]

P A R K Z E R Y E S !

[@bemybff205]

My parents have always been disappointed in me, but I showed them this video and things have been looking up. My Dad said "at least you don't suck a 2D platformers like this guy" and gave me a hug. Thank-you Doug 💓

[@Coercioner]

You dont suck 2-d platformers?

[@rohankeegshibe6131]

so heartwarming it could make a grown man cry 🥲

[@LadyDem]

I'm his father, I've never been more proud of my son ever. Thank you Doug.

[@joshpollnitz1618]

I'm his mother, And now his father doesn't beat me for making such a bad son. Thankyou Doug.

[@ProbsNotABot]

Wholesome af

[@THEPurpleEgg]

The whole gimmick for Will You Snail is that all the spikes are generated based on prediction AI. So if you don't see a safe window to go, just wait, survive, and it'll go away Side note: I have not played it, just kept up with Jonas' devlogs a ton

[@mattheworellana9192]

Like it would predict where you land?

[@THEPurpleEgg]

@@mattheworellana9192 it predicts which direction you're moving, so it's best to move erratically. If you're really that interested, the dev Jonas Tyroller doccumented the whole game creation on youtube

[@mslabo102s2]

Is it like platformer but fighting game?

[@JoyRender]

​@@mslabo102s2 yes I am a beta tester for will you snail and we will be adding Mario to the game soon

[@energypumpkin2054]

Ayyy fellow WYS player

[@logans.7932]

CAT MARIO? They had him play CAT MARIO without knowing what it was beforehand? Holy shit that’s a criminal act

[@likeapro4242]

The only thing worse would’ve been Cat Mario being back to back with Unfair Mario

[@equinoxxed_7502]

It's a twitch chat moment for sure

[@abdulazizmohammed8797]

He deserved it, he thinks hollow knight is bad

[@Guile_The_Exile]

I'm not surprised by chat's actions....

[@AdminAbuse]

@@abdulazizmohammed8797 oh no how dare he

[@Janota_]

Doug should always remember this mantra, "I am very masculine." and repeat it all day.

[@TelepoleDonQuixote]

ok

[@strateupgamr7]

ok

[@GamesRUs-bj2ut]

ok

[@DaintyDorktapus]

@Ninja259ok 👹

[@SkeleTea]

ok

[@herodoesstuff]

obsessed w how the chat can just form an entire narrative in the background of silly stuff like this. the heart surgery storyline was riveting

[@PotatoMan555]

This is why we are the main characters and not Doug

[@jonahisbird]

Wow, Doug is actually pretty good at 2d platformers. I am saying this out of my own will. Doug is not holding a gun to my head as I speak.

[@robert.7230]

Doug isn't parkzer is

[@connortg5]

I'm sending the hostage negotiation squad as we speak, just sit tight and- and- and agree with me that doug is actually pretty good at 2d platformers, how silly of me to think otherwise! HAHAHAHA

[@Yoob-yh5gb]

Its ok, doug cant see the replies. Are you in danger?

[@dodojesus4529]

No doug suc *bang*

[@perryorbit5304]

just type in morse code if you have a knife to your throat or not.

[@AceJackWagon885]

Doug: "We're playing obscure games" Also Doug: *plays Hollow Knight*

[@xman9354]

Doesn't play Celeste but plays hollow knight

[@Mr.Yeast2]

@@xman9354 Celeste isnt obscure either

[@TheOneWhoHasABadName]

should have played modded celeste (i vote for 9D) obscure enough to enter (depending on the definition of “game”), but still quite familiar to many viewers

[@bashfulwolfo6499]

Tbh almost all of the games he played weren’t obscure but that’s just because Twitch chat was suggesting em

[@TakkV2]

Blame chat

[@reuter2824]

Doug is by far one of the 2d platformers ever

[@FallenQueenOfCrows]

he is definitely one of the 2d platformers ever

[@Taco7231]

this is one of the moments of all time

[@shadowmoth9158]

The best*

[@chuggernaut6483]

@@shadowmoth9158 *The

[@insertsupacoolname]

@@chuggernaut6483 *

[@OptiWrath0]

Doug's skills at 2D platformers is almost as impressive as his ability to quote the entire zorbeez ad. Edit: Jesus guys, you don't have to have a war over the way I wrote it in the replies, I'm not an English Major.

[@LettuceGayming]

Zorb the dog

[@yrahcaznotgnittihw3762]

If true that's incredible 👏

[@rhyano_]

Something being unmatched is boolean either it is or it isn't, so saying "almost as unmatched" is just wrong

[@N_Stark]

@@rhyano_ 🤓

[@rhyano_]

@@N_Stark it's a comment under a video where a grown man is playing like 4 platformer video games. This is the equivalent to going into band hall and calling the first kid you see weird. You ain't all that is what I'm tryna say.

[@FiannaBat]

doug putting on storyteller is one of the biggest pog moments ive had in a while

[@edreds2145]

Storyteller makes me good on 2D platformers

[@yosha101]

I was like: "Wait a minute, I recognize that Guitar Riff!" I was literally just playing Strive and my opponent had it set as their song.

[@jessefanshaw8948]

This is the weirdest xrd rev 2 combo video i have ever seen. nonetheless, i respect doug’s decision to main zato 1.

[@babytricep437]

I whiplashed at that, xrd’s soundtrack is fantastic

[@derping_banana]

sameee

[@Someone-sc2hk]

for people who didn't watch the stream: in Will You Snail, he got stuck in the boss section for like, an hour, it was *painful*

[@mrserket1264]

Damn! Only 4 deaths in Jump King? He must be really good at 2D platformers!

[@ittybittynautilus2468]

he died 4 times in a game where you can't die

[@picrete]

Yes.

[@ethanthaman2858]

​@@ittybittynautilus2468bro did the impossible. 4 times. I think Doug is good at 2D platformers

[@tinpan6052]

Wow, doug is incredible at 2-d platformers, look at what he can do!

[@reuter2824]

@Deadpool. No advertisements allowed booooooo

[@Blue-fg8vt]

Don't lie to him. If his head gets any bigger it will hurt his neck and he won't be able to stream as much and we will see less of his true talent, solving problems that he thinks no one has.

[@tyypa]

@Deadpool. Boooooo

[@projectpst]

You made a typo. Isn't has an apostrophe

[@NikoNikoWiko]

​@Deadpool. Booooo no ads

[@ImTheOfficialFox]

i didnt know parkzer was a lawyer, police officer, gun enthusiast, film connoisseur, main character, target shooter, plastic surgeon, judge, fourth chairman of the tojo clan, doctor, journalist, store manager, princess jasmine, breast milk deflector, dougs step husband and former roommate, koala, dedicated christmas celebrator, president of the united states of america, nobel prize winning golf ball diver, koala lawyer, relationship expert, twitch chats stepmom and now an open heart surgeon!

[@Gilvala]

dont forget expert goldfish romancer

[@snugget7601]

cant forget twitch chat's defense attorney

[@elihem]

And Black belt in Taekwondo!

[@cin2110]

He is also multiple pornstars manager

[@skeletor1344]

You forgot Tetris expert

[@TheAdvertisement]

The "we can't until you get good at 2D platformers" saga is why I love Dougdoug's chat.

[@motivationenjoyer9830]

Yeah, this and hurricane in Sacramento were really funny

[@levithe2nd]

I guess i'll just copypaste my comment from the VOD channel FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: IS DOUG GOOD AT 2D PLATFORMERS? JUMP KING: 22 falls in 15 minutes Progress: got to colossal drain screen 3 HOLLOW KNIGHT: *ZERO* deaths in 15 minutes (But 21 damage taken) Progress: beat 1st boss. WILL YOU SNAIL: 37 deaths in 15 minutes (5 minutes of the game stalling for him) Progress: beat level 1-6 Difficulty: 14 deaths on very easy, 21 on easy, 2 difficultyless. Beat most levels on very easy. BUT ALSO: (he cut out this entire part to make himself seem not bad lmao) 193 deaths 30 mins afterwards (easy difficulty in most of them) 229 deaths in total Progress: beat 1st boss CAT MARIO: 27 deaths in 16 minutes (of those, 17 were to traps he had already seen, and 1 was not even a trap) Progress: almost beat the 1st level. Almost. COMMANDER KEEN: 5 deaths (i.e. a game over) in 15 minutes (3 minutes of not knowing how to enter a level) Progress: couldn't beat the 2nd real level BATTLEBLOCK THEATER: 2 deaths in 16 minutes (on insane difficulty) Progress: beat act 3 scene 2 LINESCAPE: 34 deaths in 6 minutes Progress: BEAT THE GAME!

[@Person-lh5fp]

Bro I think Doug might be good at 1d platformers

[@qgdm6426]

That 21 hits in Hollow Knight was almost fully ommited in this video. Game journalist Doug.

[@levithe2nd]

As were the 193 deaths to the 1st boss of will you snail He really isn't above cutting out his badness huh

[@ramennoodle9918]

@@levithe2nd i mean the challenge only needed to last for 15 minutes so

[@SenorTakaGOD]

No.

[@spimuru5040]

I'd like to thank the efforts of my fellow Slugcats who tried to get Doug to play Rain World. Someday, my friends, our community will take a W. Your efforts will not be in vain.

[@zacharywoloszynski4258]

Rain World fans unite! (I havnet beaten the game)

[@Zephyrius8]

@@zacharywoloszynski4258 jokes on you, im on console, i cant even beat downpour yet

[@vihakingwhimsicalflame]

Same idea here. Hardcore fan here

[@plpip1286]

waaaaaaaaa

[@robert.7230]

Rain world would have been a good choice for this.

[@iambabyyoda5522]

I want a stream where doug just fights absolute radiance with no additional experience to this

[@bernardo8993]

make him fight any rad coward

[@corvus196]

Then make him do PoP

[@Pixelusually]

Make him fight nightmare king grimm

[@proredfly9410]

@@corvus196the problem with that is that pop actually tests his platforming skill. having him fight absrad is just completely unfair🤫

[@pianoboyedm4829]

If you're looking for a random weird game that has 2d platformer elements, I would HIGHLY recommend Rain World. You play as a creature at the bottom of the food chain and have you traverse the land while getting food and hibernating, but that's the very VERY basic premise of it. The enemy AI is the best I've seen from any game and the mechanics are incredibly diverse

[@fornkey9819]

DUDE I WAS HOPING SOMEONE WOULD PUT ON THIS GAME

[@Romanticoutlaw]

I recently fell down the rain world hole and I've spent 20 cycles trying to recover 10/10 recommend

[@TryHardGamerYT]

He would definitely not have fun with Rain World... but it's a damn good game.

[@revolution2762]

Were there any random weird games in this video? After he said he wouldn’t be playing the popular ones that everyone plays, he immediately went for both jump king and hollow knight. I kinda just stopped watching after that assuming all the rest were also gonna be popular games that everyone’s played.

[@binbag4203]

@@revolution2762 straight after that he plays some weird snail game

[@BillehBawb]

honestly the will you snail gameplay was pretty impressive

[@levithe2nd]

He cut out a huge part of the stream where he spent 30 minutes failing to beat the 1st boss. In other words, DOUG IS LYING TO YOU!!! I am not kidding btw, you can check the vod of the stream in the description

[@thegreatkingofevilganondor1500]

@@levithe2ndTrue, I was there. He died over and over and over and over again. Even snapped at chat

[@levithe2nd]

@@thegreatkingofevilganondor1500 i was honestly pretty surprised that the entire bullet hell rant was just entirely cut from the video, would've genuinely been really great for this video "Mods, ban somebody! Abuse your power!"

[@thegreatkingofevilganondor1500]

@@levithe2nd I can’t find the rant even in the vod. Do you remember the time stamp?

[@levithe2nd]

@@thegreatkingofevilganondor1500 split up in between his frustrations while failing at the boss and after he finally beats the boss (the part where he googles "shitload of dots") don't have a timestamp, srry

[@brickmastere5535]

Learning that Doug doesn't care for Hollow Knight has harmed me in my soul

[@Darkness-dv6sz]

Was gonna say the same thing, HK is literally in a lot of peoples top 5 best games they’ve played, it’s aamzing

[@no1uno388]

@@Darkness-dv6sz and? its just not his thing

[@joeybunsglazing9325]

@@no1uno388ITS NOT ALLOWED TO BE DISLIKED >:c

[@theeliteterrarian1888]

@@joeybunsglazing9325 i dont like it

[@no1uno388]

@@joeybunsglazing9325 dont be like the undertale community, please

[@sorenfarley]

He's becoming more and more like Jerma every day, he even did the old-timey bit. Truly terrifying.

[@gamingandwhatevs]

I want to hear more of the old-timey radio effect.

[@mattymerr701]

Except dug is watchable and not horribly boring

[@mslabo102s2]

Except Doug is not a clown

[@TelepoleDonQuixote]

@@mslabo102s2that title is reserved for you.

[@Ghostpants446]

Bad comment ​@@mattymerr701

[@Pseudo_Notfound]

Hi doug, it's Emmanuel Macron, the president of France, everyone in my country is dead because of your bad level in 2D platformers.

[@ShrUg_]

The "We will never lose" followed by the "bleugh" at 7:12 made me laugh so hard 😂

[@krobusstardew4139]

It's not like a masterpiece of a 2d platformer released recently or anything. Oh wait, Pizza Tower just released earlier this year. DougDoug really needs to play it.

[@sylvesper469]

He’s played it but he didn’t really vibe with it apparently

[@Mama-Luigi]

@@sylvesper469 i was gonna say “aw wtf” but yea that makes sense i think, even if he liked it i’m not sure how that game’d work with his style of content

[@thonato295]

@@Mama-Luigi idk, he could do a challenge to get every level a d rank (yes, this stuff is harder than getting p rank)

[@Mama-Luigi]

@@thonato295 couldn't you just sit there and get stabbed a lot at the end

[@thonato295]

@@Mama-Luigi ye but it takes lots of stabbin just to get it to d rank

[@rage_2000]

Loved the interaction between Doug and the “Will you Snail” AI

[@thegreatkingofevilganondor1500]

Doug is one of the 2D platformers of all time

[@urbanfrog]

Doug is so good at 2D platformers, that he helps us learn what people who suck at 2d platformers play like. How thoughtful

[@crystalgoddess4085]

Fun Fact regarding Commander Keen: John Carmack put a hanged Commander Keen as a kill trigger in Doom 2 because he absolutely hated the game's cutesy aesthetic and used Doom 2 as a way to get back at it. The hanged Commander Keens only appear in the 2nd secret level and is used to unlock the level's exit, for a pacifist run, the Commander Keens have to be killed by the Cyberdemon that acts as the level's boss.

[@SilverEye91]

I'm starting to think that Doug is pretty good at platformers.

[@David-sj4fk]

GOTTEM!

[@philiphunt-bull5817]

Oh god, he hypnotized you!

[@teresawatson1038]

@@philiphunt-bull5817 f

[@Side_N0te]

I mean it would have been so much easier to define a death in Jump King just as every time he faceplants.

[@the_doug_digital]

The 2 Ds in 2D stand for Doug, that’s how you can tell he’s an expert

[@kaladinstormblessed8790]

Doug busting out the Guilty Gear OST was a surprise. A welcome one, but a surprise to be sure

[@livenishikireaction]

truly, he is The Guilty Gear

[@TransfemMarta]

Thank god, finally a KZbinr that my great grandmother can understand. The world has too many colors, and the black and white video is really soothing to her.

[@sirsage3311]

This is the greatest 27-minute Storyteller video ever.

[@MSte21]

I was legit impressed with Doug doing an old-timey radio guy voice while playing the game.

[@theduke3778]

So one thing Doug didn’t include was him beating the first boss after like an hour, with him getting more and more frustrated even tho he was playing on the hardest difficulty…

[@FireDavio42]

I didn't think we'd have an entire video about storyteller but I love it.

[@hiddenbutdeadly]

20:28 the way this stream f**king derailed is something you;d only see/get from Doug's chat!

[@cynderblood8726]

Wow, doug is incredible at 2D platformers, look at what he can do!

[@CallixGaming]

Flashing back to Doug playing Donkey Kong country and going bankrupt…

[@oopsda]

This was a really good video. Fun to watch doug play a taste of a bunch of different games

[@birbtheworldender2673]

Doug is so good at 2d platformers because he has the jumping skills of a snail

[@kellyedwards421]

His 1d platformer skills are undeniable

[@Copper_eater]

Someone said dead cells. Doug is not ready for dead cells.

[@KWBR1123]

Doug cells

[@Furluge]

Yeah back in the DOS days CTRL and ALT with arrow keys was a pretty common control scheme for platforms. If you look at a standard keyboard it makes a certain kind of sense. They're large buttons that are easy to press and back then there was no windows key or function key crammed down there so there was just some empty space between them which made them pretty easy to hit without hitting anything else and your fingers wouldn't feel quite as cramped as if you used, for example, z and x, which is popular with a lot of Japanese games. I'm not really sure when they started to fall out of favor.

[@fork3810]

I hope he does this again. This video left me wanting more of Doug playing random games Ive never heard of

[@TheLegendaryLlama]

i like how he strategically cut out the hour that he struggled on the first boss of will you snail.

[@seyjansoylu7954]

Congratulations Doug you did it! You're Incredible!!!

[@sutton2582]

12:07 when the cheetahmen theme starting playing, it unlocked a core memory in my brain that I had completely forgot about and I died lugging. That song still bangs

[@shaq1400]

That commander keen part was honestly perfect

[@Malache]

Dug is INCREDIBLE!! Good Job!

[@bluegreenmagenta]

What an amazing gamer and person this dougdoug is wOoow

[@thelonecabin2433]

Rain world is another amazing but pretty brutal 2d platformer, though it's more of a 2d exploration game. gives you an brief tutorial and then just tells you to...figure it out. highly recommend.

[@corvus196]

If he said hollow knight wasn't for him I doubt he'll like that, Got to try that game my self tho

[@thelonecabin2433]

@@corvus196 eh. never know until you try it. definitely not for everyone though that's fair.

[@corvus196]

@@thelonecabin2433 I am going to try it though, HK was great, still not done tho, still got radiance PoP and the pantheons to go, suffering has become my fun lol

[@Justapikachu577]

The grim reaper heart surgeon side story was so moving

[@AdmiralNMR]

I'm old enough to remember that Commander Keen has a pogo stick that you can jump really high with.

[@michaelhowell8280]

I remember being there live for will you snail... I'm sure it haunted Doug's dreams for a week lol

[@NotASmartPerson18]

Doug's blind trust with Twitch chat lmao

[@watchf]

I watched the full stream and forgot that it wasn’t an edited video because of how entertaining it was. So I was surprised to see this

[@energypumpkin2054]

I'm still in shock that he played will you snail, such an underrated game.

[@hatz50]

I would kill to watch you play more will you snail, I love it!

[@ZGKIV]

Watching the character faceplant every time he falls far enough in that first game is hilarious to see

[@probablyhighngl]

i love the way dougdougs chat always goes off each others jokes and they keep it going 😂😂

[@deathseekr1537]

I love how one of the first tracks Doug put on was from one of the best platformers out there

[@doctorreed_]

"weird random 2D platformers that aren't super popular" >starts with jump king

[@SWISS-1337]

I feel nostalgic for the gaming streamers from the 1930's. What a gay old time.

[@i8dacookies890]

The end of the song going "we will never lose" is perfect.

[@campbellmorris565]

I got all nostalgic hearing the "Medieval games" music from the wii at 23:52

[@PhantomSept]

Doug Doug is truly a god of 2d platformers cause I have definitely watched the video

[@knightlight5144]

Doug may not be good at 2d platformers, but he has great taste in music for putting on storyteller.

[@tjasademsar5942]

The most hilarious thing is that I get the ad for abcs of gaming on this video

[@kingofeurobeat9332]

Holy crap you put on one of my favorite guilty gear songs to motivate himself what an amazing dude I love you so much!!!!!! Storytellers on my workout mix

[@Barley-pq6mq]

I can safely say, this came up when I was searching for Storyteller. Thank you Douglas

[@very_much]

Upset that the literal 30 minutes Doug spent trying to beat the first boss of Will You Snail was cut

[@Lincolnium_]

Bro this was such a good stream to watch lmao

[@mochapoke3100]

so glad this stream is a video its so good

[@bertimusprime7900]

Fun fact, billy from commander keen is the ancestor of doom guy.

[@powersurge413]

Pretty sure this is what games journalists do before they write their reviews.

[@lihzzahrdspeed6631]

Except they play much worse

[@psi_rockin]

I'm kinda surprised Doug hasn't heard of Car Mario since it was EVERYWHERE but the surprise definitely makes it better

[@roobeedooo]

0:00 i love sitting down for class and professor greets us all with "sup"

[@QuokkaWaka]

Doug played the best Linescape I've ever seen

[@showd6229]

Doug I am so confused you said you like Outer Wilds but dislike hollow knight, I don’t get why, you explore a world in both, I have no clue what genre of game you like. And then you like battle block theater? What?

[@Guppy127]

I remember this stream, during the entire stream doug really proves hes good at 2d platformers

[@jezusmylord]

dougs community is the best chaotic evil character i ever saw.

[@charleshaskell2056]

DoubleDouglas amazes me with how good of a sport he is.

[@realadriamo]

I love how he says "sup" and it cuts to chat being filled with shocked faces

[@crazedlegitness]

the entire time he played commander keen the radio voice reminded me of Alastor for hazbin hotel

[@Saharah14]

Can't believe I got to hear storyteller while watching DougDoug

[@luciuseclipse]

I love dougdoug's chat so much, they really are half the reason Dougdoug content is so good.

[@jessepi6299]

“We’re gonna play some niche games!” *Plays hollow knight and jump king immediately*

[@LomaGnome]

Awesome combos from the chat at the end there.

[@TryHardGamerYT]

I haven't laughed in a while, this made me laugh today. Thanks Doug

[@greenbirdgaming8691]

You should of a made a "death" in jump king be when your character faceplants.

[@mr.beatsmachine]

I think that Shovel Knight is the only game to legitimately make me throw a controller Granted, it was off of the carpeted floor and it bounced up and made a admittedly tiny dent in my upper wall near the ceiling, but it was still a gamer rage slam throw

[@LowHB]

3:28 this song makes me want to chug gravy in the back of a Nissan Titan parked in a PetCo parking lot

[@marxssweetass6118]

4:04 "WE WILL NEVER LOSE!" *dies*

[@fluff143]

As someone who played hollow knight, you did really good for a first time

[@Yuvallyly]

You should try the GBA version of The Legend of Spyro: The Eternal Night. It's a combination of both a decently hard 2D platformer with hard combat (while platforming).

[@revilno]

22:40 I just imagine a group of people and animate objects all ready to fight or help a man without a heart

[@mathieu8163]

I've always wondered about the editing concerning the musics that Doug plays during the stream.. like, for instance : when the Guilty Gear ost plays around between 3min and 4min, how does it keep playing as if there were no cut, if it is playing in real time for Twitch AND for us KZbin? I'm always impressed by this !!