Skyrim - Coral Claws and Bouncy Balls

[@michaelwautraets7126]

Mundus is not the name of the planet. Mundus is the name of the plane of existence you're in. You're on the planet Nirn.

[@donehole]

Thank you! I was hoping I wasn't the only one who caught that.

[@lornbaker1083]

Mundus Plainus?

[@Become-Eggplant]

​@@lornbaker1083 homeworld of the white scars?

[@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando]

Fun fact about skyrim's map: it's actually a real time map and if you kill a dragon and look at the map you can see the skeleton light up

[@jacksonm6969]

So if you used clear skies would the clouds go away

[@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando]

@@jacksonm6969 holy shit it does (if used a few times)

[@jacksonm6969]

@@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando thats fucking awesome

[@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando]

@@jacksonm6969 I believe it has a sort of cooldown though

[@jesseharrold1812]

You can also sometimes just see dragons flying around on the map. Can help you track them down when you notice them.

[@GhostBear3067]

"Looks like a Stormcloak town." They said at literally Stormcloak HQ.

[@sparkslegends7482]

Rolf Stone-Fist is related to Galmar Stone-Fist, Ulfric second in command, and since Galmar is set as essential, so Rolf is set as essential. Which is ridiculous because has no plot important, he is just there to be beat up.

[@lefteron6804]

He is also the target for thieves guild radiant quests.

[@ashwolf2006]

yeah the rolf is a PoS npc that everyone kills by either mods or console commands.

[@BlackMoonHowls]

@@ashwolf2006 Like kids in Bethesda games?

[@morgrimgaming7342]

Its a good thing that a.) I like mods and b.) I don't believe in essential NPCs...

[@osominor419]

Thanks to mods, Boethia's Ebony Mail only cost me one Rolf Stone-Fist!

[@jazzyj7834]

Fun fact about Hyneril's Journal: That's describing stuff that happened in The Elder Scrolls 1: Arena, and the entire Arms of Chaos quest is a throwback to Arena's main plot.

[@tyrannosaur219]

So that “Squelch” creature is what is known as a Bantam Guar, little chicken-like reptiles native to Morrowind, I believe. Apparently they’re good eating, and there’s even a subspecies of sorts known as the “Hot Pepper Bantam Guar” native to islands rich in various spice plants, and are assumedly spicy in taste themselves. Funnily enough, in-universe the Cult of the Ancestor Moth (the group in charge of collecting, keeping and reading the Elder Scrolls, artifacts of creation from outside of space and time that allow the reader to see events past and future) has declared them as _THE_ cutest creatures in all of Tamriel. Also, the “SofiaDummy” is just an Easter egg from a companion mod leftover from its development. I think the Serena dialogue add-on? Either that or the Lucien follower mod.

[@WhenToastersAttack]

Lol watching Zach try to Heizenburg Pizza the dead guy was a hoot

[@Stenlynatoroidum]

Heisenberg. Werner Heisenberg.

[@VIIIrats]

for the map, I’d recommend the mod “Flat World Map Framework” It helps solve the issues inherent to that kinda map.

[@Drypowder33]

Rolff has his uses, on a mountain, not far from windhelm actually, s'got this funny stone post on it.

[@paladinebahamut]

I was waiting for the bouncy balls to.start saying "Hey! Hey listen!"

[@DapperKitty]

31:04 So is this how Mike and Zach ended up in the Fallout Universe?

[@BlackMoonHowls]

Maybe...

[@I_am_a_cat_]

They arrived in skyrim from fallout, not the other way around

[@bdmngs5884]

I never played Skyrim. It's cool they added a fleshlight. They sure thought of everything.

[@kelsonm2627]

Someone get Zach the hug mod, he deserves that hug.

[@hansvongablonz]

It's everytime that the evil guys have the best look. You know, like the guys from the previous century, that had Hugo Boss outfits.

[@devonchafe2764]

This is why I always use the pouches mod 😂 full set gives you so much carrying capacity

[@humanoidwolf]

25:17 Oh, my bonus ducks merasmus likes what he sees 28:37 merasmus has seen learn a new word of power

[@JurrasicChase]

Very excited to see how Zach reacts when he finally decides to let Sofia into the party haha. I think he'd enjoy her quite a bit, judging from the Fallout 4 series

[@mr44mag]

I highly doubt that hole in the lover's stone is for loneliness. No one with parts that big would ever have trouble finding company.

[@zacharybartolo5111]

Maybe a Giant with a micropenis?

[@maitele]

Have you ever seen a female Giant, though?

[@lornbaker1083]

​@@maiteleYou make a very salient point. Never once do we see a female giant In the base game.

[@junktruck]

The reason why you can't kill Rolff is kinda dumb. He's "essential" because he's one of the random options for a Thieves Guild radiant quest. So erasing him from existence isn't that big of a deal

[@Benguin02]

Hey have you considered Legacy of the Dragonborn mod? Its adds a museum that you can fill with every item in the game. Turns skyrim into a collectathon where you get to see your progress as the exhibits fill up

[@Haitch_Kay]

Legacy of the Dragonborn doesn't work mid-game sadly, they'd have to start over.

[@KaizoeAzurum]

Look at this place. Fifty thousand people use to live in this city. Now it's a ghost town… I've never seen anything like it.

[@csmead209]

Rieklings just have a fetish for carrying junk, that's actually the canon reason they have junk in their inventory.

[@currentfever490]

was about to say you can hit a solid disable on him, or create a potion of paralysis that last for infinite time and put it in his pocket

[@arctrooperecho2654]

Always good when these guys upload!

[@sirkelendor5429]

Ancient nordic armor for women is peak culture, not too revealing, but very good aesthetically

[@h3069]

Getting stabbed in the heart because of culture and aesthetics

[@kadepearson2181]

Armor should be protective ancient nord armor isn't that for women

[@sirkelendor5429]

@@kadepearson2181 its an ancient design for a reason, its archaic and isnt used in modern designs of female armor

[@MediocreHexPeddler]

@@sirkelendor5429 You're defending a backless dress with pauldrons. It's a chainmail bikini in all but name :P

[@username1660]

@@sirkelendor5429 So how come the male version of such an archaic armor is, you know, actually armor? Come on dude, don't beat around the bush with this 'breathes through her skin' shtick

[@drink__more__water]

lol fun editing in this one.

[@walnzell9328]

"Four Mundas later" does actually make sense. Mundas is the name of the mortal world. Nirn is the planet everyone lives on. Mundas is also this universe's name for Monday. Four Mondays later. So four weeks later. Edit: Monday is Morndas.

[@Haitch_Kay]

Morndas is Monday, not Mundas.

[@walnzell9328]

@@Haitch_Kay Right right. My mistake.

[@dayeeter7571]

If you guys want to get rid of that weird road thing where they look darker than the snow around them you can download blended roads.

[@malpal6719]

Chaos in skyrim with Zach and Mike Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was

[@Paratroopersteark]

i dont know if it has been patched, but here is a bit of another tip for you zach. Companions will get over encumbered when carrying too much of your trash, however, if you loot all the crap you need from corpses, move to an open area and then drop it all on the floor, you can order your companion of choice to pick it up after it tells you it can't carry more stuff, and he or she will pick it up, so far, the companions with the deeper pockets to my knowledge are Lydia and Uthgard. Using this technique you can order them to pick up and hold an infinite ammount of crap that you can later process into raw materials and use for grinding crafting or just sell it. ---‐--------------------------------------------------------- I originally discovered this in my first playthrough some many moons ago a few months after the first skyrim has released, while exploring the edges of Todd's IA, some other tests were inconclusive.

[@cheekiebreekie5014]

on this episode mike and zach destroy the CEOs of racism

[@ryanspruce7447]

31:01 BY GOD’S LIGHT I SMITE THEE

[@CowboyJuice]

I'm with the soul trapping dude, soul trapping for the use of weaponry is kinda fucked.

[@halcionjoy7]

I still think Vivec deserves to be soul trapped.

[@jacksonm6969]

@@halcionjoy7put his soul gem in a jar

[@halcionjoy7]

@@jacksonm6969 Considering the time he spent with Molag Bal, he might actually like that.

[@jacksonm6969]

@@halcionjoy7 oh god o forgot that molag bal bit about vivec

[@whensomethingcriesagain]

My favorite thing to do is use it on the Thalmor. They're willing to destroy the world in a deranged attempt to regain their ancestors' lost divinity, so I love the cruel irony that the entirety of their existence now powers my fancy new boots.

[@MetalHealth44]

Zachs like me. He isnt satisfied until his armors as chunky as a warhammer space marines

[@iamcool544]

Birdna always came off to me as propositioning the character lol

[@redphone25]

U need a mod to make the map markers flat for that paper map to work properly

[@holydezmondgamez1728]

I think that there are mods that have the world map as it is without the clouds, honestly i think you guys would like that

[@AmericanBrit9834]

25:02 The great Doctor Doom is too powerful for Skyrim!

[@rampagedalpaca4362]

Really hope you eventually get around to doing the forsworn quests and Chidna mine

[@Dp0p11]

hearing a dunmer talk about people mistreating argonians is the peak of comedy, also the guy you killed doesn think there are dunmer spies for no reason.

[@BlahoMark15]

I really don't know how long I can endure Recorder.

[@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle]

Recorder is great

[@jackplayssongs9979]

3:27 broke me for some reason

[@The_Swedish_Knight]

21:56 this kinda makes me wonder does radiation exist in the elder scrolls universe i don't remember hearing about that it may exist.

[@Sigma-gb9yd]

It does! Ignoring any and all heat and light as a kind of radiation, the Heart of Lorkhan irradiated rock that was near it. When the Numidium was destroyed, it created 'poisoned glow-rock', which could be interpreted as Uranium or some other radioactive mineral. There is also Nirncrux, which is found in Hammerfall and used for honing weapons and armor,. Being in extended proximity of Nirncrux causes symptoms similar to radiation poisoning.

[@The_Swedish_Knight]

@@Sigma-gb9yd you learn something new everyday it seem. Thanks for clarifying it for me when i said radiation i meant like radioactive materials i know that the sun exist in skyrim

[@halcionjoy7]

@@Sigma-gb9yd Is that ESO lore, or is it from somewhere else? I don't want to incorporate ESO lore into my headcanon.

[@The_Swedish_Knight]

@@Sad_Mercy but it gives of heat?

[@jacksonm6969]

@@halcionjoy7i thought eso was canon idk tho im very new to elder scrolls lore

[@LabMatt]

Fun fact: the only reason Rolff is essential is because he is a possible target for a Thieves Guild radiant quest. The only reason you can't cave his skull in with a mace is because you might be asked to pick his pocket later.

[@PunkRaider]

Ooooh. Creation club content? I love the Arm of the Sun, wish it was better though... I like to be a vampire hunter (who is a werewolf) and uses Dawn breaker and Arm of the Sun (which I wish was more like Dawnbreaker or had Bane of the Undead attack that scaled to level)

[@PunkRaider]

He's not important to the story just for a phishing radiant quest from Thieves Guild (which you don't need to run since you get to choose the type of jobs you take from them) just remove the essential by changing his setessential from 1 to 0 then kill at will >:3c reality be DAMNED

[@Lamb64]

Y’all make such great videos

[@MaxModded]

Wow you need to mod this.

[@jackpyro5830]

Love the series so far!

[@somersice]

YOU DARE DISHONOR BALTO YOU FIENDS?!?

[@NexusDex]

about the *GHOST ORBS!* there is a mod on Nexus to summon them!

[@dr.bright6272]

Zach's Free Orgrim vs Anne's Flesh Colossus. They could run a fight ring with those two and make tons of cash

[@impoverishedcalamari9270]

Edit: I stand corrected and humbled

[@michealfoster4411]

Tullius isn't really passive nor does he want to stay on the altmer's good side as he has only been in skyrim for a couple of months at most and is pretty much the main reason why the war was almost over when the game started. As for the him having to appease the almer that's literally cause he has no other choice but to appease and delay as the empire is in no position (especially now with the rebellion) to fight the altmer and needs time to get that strength. Dude even says so if you ask him about it.

[@K4RN4GE911]

23:47 "WILL YOU ALL STOP MOVING AROUND?! THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING! I think I counted one of you twice!"

[@NexusDex]

Where was that from? I can't remember!

[@NexusDex]

ROBOTS!!!! HAH! I REMEMBER NOW!

[@BlackMoonHowls]

Lol Skeletons being weak to fire, classic trope.

[@walnzell9328]

Suvaris doesn't deserve hate for being a Dark Elf. She deserves hate for being racist against Argonians. Aside from her, not many Dark Elves who talk about Argonians in derogatory ways. Though I believe the Argonians being barred from entering the city has something to do with Dark Elves and them not getting along historically. And there only being enough slums for one race. Not sure how long that law has been in place though, and if it really had anything to do with real violence, or at least outcry.

[@lornbaker1083]

I also think in general most argonians don't really like the environment of skyrim It's just too cold for them The only ones that put up with it seemed to be the sailors Or the fisher folk

[@LtThisty]

15:33 What’s a fish?

[@vladsfallout4592]

there is a path under the collages bridge that leads to the water you jumped down to.

[@gabrielvieira9578]

Like it or not the universe has laws and plot is one to be respected and enforced

[@dr.bright6272]

Zach hits on some of the women in Skyrim but is scared of Sofia. Probably because she's been stalking him

[@CrankyBonesGaming]

the Riekling had a big iron on his hip

[@zakpeppers6594]

OK Zach, look, what if, and get this, that was the man's prize goat. If he's not married, maybe that's his widow.

[@renaigh]

Squatters can live in Ghost Towns

[@natethahgr8931]

30:38 Not quite Zach. Unfortunately, that character is on a list of radiant quests, specifically for the Thieves Guild. And because of this he's deemed essential. Something stupid on Bethesda's part, Idk what they were thinking doing that.

[@DSFARGEG00]

>stupid dog YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD

[@anthonyvargas7298]

Love to see some Skyrim guns

[@snakey-8398]

Sofia is so fun, I really hope they give her a shot.

[@evanwcahill4439]

Oh no zach will be so pissed if he starts the college questline.

[@galaxyofequestria]

50 Thousand people used to live here now to ghost town

[@Ruvaakjun]

Skyrim's map has always been a love/hate relationship with me. I spend the least time in Morthal and Winterhold respectively.

[@tristanvanheerden3780]

The boys are back in town wooooooo

[@Khornecussion]

" EAAAHHH- " - Belethor

[@sneakysnek2185]

Zack squelch is a bantum guar, they friendly lil guy. They aparently taste good but they too cute and cheery for all that

[@mistermetalskull3107]

Take Recorder down to the hot springs by Eldergleam Sanctuary, it's nice there.👌

[@jacobsalwayslate3601]

On this episode of Zack grabs everything and does nothing

[@jiyangli9779]

jesus christ the thief had asuma's trench knife

[@sco.crysis7553]

actually mate the planet isnt mundas. mundas means monday the planet is actually called nirn

[@maverick7z7]

I thought it was morndas

[@sco.crysis7553]

@@maverick7z7 nah that's just their version of Monday.

[@collinblish2515]

Mundus is the solar system, while nirn is the planet.

[@trenchcoatbandit]

yes you did the bring out your dead bit. i was going to be very disappointed if you didnt

[@Echo2-2]

Awesome job!

[@matthewmchargue-es1or]

This was a fun episode

[@TenkoBerry]

This this is great 👍

[@ZSchrink]

Excellent episode!

[@mefistowski5292]

13:58 thats no morse code I know 1) no breaks so no way to read this 2) some part are literally like strings of T/M/O, E/i/S/H or alternatively 0s and 5s Only thing that looks relatively readable is first 9 symbols which would spell SOS

[@catsndogs98]

Wait until you get a regular craft loop going ...or the broken one

[@Dogasupreme]

Morndas would be Monday. The word "Month" doesn't have Nirnian Counterpart, if I remember correctly.

[@lornbaker1083]

It could be that they just go by seasons Instead.

[@skeleton_craftGaming]

I is in pain now...

[@UrufuDarkLord]

that sofia mod is fire

[@ramboturkey1926]

why do the dunmer stay in windhelm anyways

[@holytoast9279]

Damn I got to this one fast

[@tristanvanheerden3780]

The father son and holy toast 🙏

[@hagank1111]

Also wait was that bartender spawned in sideways XD

[@ethanafitu1248]

Didn't realize I wanted to here Mike say juul vape, I know need to hear random funnies from mike and zach

[@xanethestrange7659]

On this episode on MKB, mike and Zach beat the shit out of a racist while looking for books

[@colt3636]

25:00 is that supposed to be Doctor Doom's armor?

[@trenchcoatbandit]

in my game i call them thing 1 and thing 2

[@pyroicarus1203]

25:00 what armor is that?

[@Zombie_Rage]

Love you guys! Keep up the great vids. You two should try dead island 2! That would be some funny shit

[@andrewr.cornelius4490]

The helmet looks like MF DOOM

[@TheEldritchGod]

What the hell is with the "Dog Eat Dog" reference?

[@eren34558]

Rather than shoot arrow? Why not burn them with fire?

[@calebsliger1649]

What mod were the arrows from

[@adfdasdfadfadsfareae]

Windhelm- lets in refugees rejected by Imperial lands, even though they're of a foriegn species that practices widespread cannibalism Dark Elves- "man why are these stormcloaks so prejudiced?"

[@ThePyrusKnight]

Wrong elves bud, you're thinking of the Wood Elves. Now slavers and racists is a bit more accurate there, even if it IS mostly House Telvanni doing the enslaving right now

[@tyrannosaur219]

Also Stormcloaks: 26:01

[@lornbaker1083]

​@@ThePyrusKnightThey only get away with it because they have the most magical power The other houses still hate them for that very fact. And wish that they would knock that crap off Because it really hampers any relation that they have with any other nation. But if all the talvani decided to work together, they could probably even give vivic a run for his money Hence why unfortunately they still put up with a damn assholes