Skyrim - Vampire Body Slam

(41) Hoth joins the party briefly. Zach gets disarmed, insta-killed, and laid to rest.
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Mod List includes:
A whole lot of different creature mods
1_Vilja in Skyrim
A Better Tomorrow - Replace Maven as Jarl
A Cat's Life
Alternate Conversations Camera
Ambriel Follower
Apocalypse
Archery Gameplay Overhaul
Artifacts
Assorted Wizard Hats
Awakening Vampires
Bard Songs
BarenziahQuestMarkers
Beavers and Raccoon
Better Jumping
Bijin (everything)
Bloodmoon
Cannibal Draugr
Chicken Companion
Cloaks of Skyrim
Contextual Crosshair
Convenient Dialogue
Croc Follower
Cutting Room Floor
Deflection
Depths of Skyrim
Diverse Dragons
Dwarven Headgear
Easy Lockpicking
Enemies Follow Me
Extended Hotkey System
Faster Mining
Flat World Map Framework
Frozen Electrocuted Combustion
Glowing Ore Veins
Hammet Dungeon Packs
Hedge Mage Armor
House of Horrors
Immersive Armors
Immersive Paper Map
Immersive Weapons
Immersive World Encounters
Interesting NPCs
Jesus Follower
Konarik's Accoutrements
Krovaxis
Leaps of Faith
Lethal Traps
Less Tedious Thieves Guild
Lucien Follower
Magic Sneak Attacks
Mark Books as Read
MCM Helper
Minimalistic Autosave
Mirai Follower
OBIS
Obscure's College of Winterhold
Populated Solstheim
powerofthree's Tweaks
Quaint Raven Rock
Quick Light
Quick Loot
Quiet Dog
Relationship Dialogue Overhaul
Realistic Skooma
Recorder Follower
Rich Skyrim Merchants
Sea of spirits
Security Overhaul
Serana Dialogue Add-On
Simple Little Buddies
Skaal Heavy Armor
Skall You Need
Skyrim's Got Talent
SkyUI
Sleeping Expanded
Snow Globe House
Sofia Follower
Solstheim Lost Levels
Spell Perk Item Distributor
SSE Eternal Mushroom Followers
Super Fast Get Up
Talkative Dragons
The Ancient Falmer
The Champion of Sheogorath
The Companions - Earn your stripes
The Ivy Hall
Tools of Kagrenac
The Whispering Door
Training Dummies
Traveller's Inn
Unique Uniques
Unofficial SSE Patch
Visual Animated Enchants
Your Choices Matter - Dark Brotherhood
Zephyr Follower

[@MrJoeVex]

That shoutout to the Lockpicking Lawyer

[@Zach_Hazard]

I’ll do it again, just to show it isn’t a fluke.

[@DrunkenFin]

​@@Zach_HazardOkay then, prove it funny man.

[@StealthTheFoxz]

This is, the Lockpicking Lawyer, and-

[@joki1937]

missed it, timestamp?

[@MatrixGuardians99]

@@joki1937 3:32

[@danielhutchison7259]

You should have 3 orc bard followers so you can have your own personal ORChestra.

[@Khornecussion]

GET OUT! NOW!

[@ChuckNorrisIsNothing]

Or have 4. That way you‘ll have a „Malacath Quorctett“.

[@skaboopydoopthedoop8711]

Heh. Nice

[@playlistforlistening]

HHHEEEEYYYYOOOOOOO

[@kireta21]

Fun fact: Movarth is a main character of book Immortal Blood. He was a vampire hunter seeking knowledge about abilities of various clans of vampires, but failed against vampires of Cyrodiil who practice masquerade so well, Movarth didn't notice his teacher is one of them.

[@vatnam4007]

@@scarlet_phonavis6734 morrowind good skyrim bad

[@scarlettNET]

​@@scarlet_phonavis6734I don't know how to tell you this, but books have been in this series since Daggerfall and they've always just been there for worldbuilding purposes. The worldbuilding and detail is like a big draw for the Elder Scrolls series. Have you even played Morrowind? Because it's the same there.

[@whensomethingcriesagain]

Also his specialty was punching vampires so hard they turned into slurry, which makes it a shame he didn't fight that way in his return in Skyrim Edit: I stand corrected, credit to whatever mod fixed that

[@barrybend7189]

​@@whensomethingcriesagainall I'm hearing is Jojo part 2.

[@SeismicWolf]

"I would do anything for that little face" *Raccoon whispers* "overthrow the Daedra..."

[@Hell_O7]

0:36 From where he's kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck

[@jtheconqueror121]

“I didn’t start the fire” IT’S ALWAYS BEEN BURNING AS THE WORLD’S BEEN TURNING!

[@TheUltrahypnotoad]

NO, WE DIDN'T LIGHT IT, BUT WE TRIED TO FIGHT IT!

[@yuutokazaki6821]

I hope zack noticed he contracted the vampire disease

[@Only1199]

Quite the recurrence with Zach and Vampirisim, like a recurring std

[@FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf]

​@@Only1199boy are you right that it's like an std why I always become a werewolf beforehand

[@TheBucketDealer]

The fact that Zach was able to figure out the mystery while joking during a loading screen is just wild to me.

[@Darthoblivion24]

I KNEW I RECOGNIZED HOTH'S VOICE, THE VOICE ACTOR PLAYED THE NCR CAPTAIN LARRY SCULL IN NEW VEGAS BOUNTIES 2, Neat

[@a.grimes4202]

Morthal and Thalmor are *absolutely* anagrams of one another.

[@jacyjohnson8636]

My mind has been blown

[@suntiger745]

I think Zach was thinking of a palindrome when he denied it. :)

[@a.grimes4202]

@@suntiger745 Maybe. It made me die laughing when he so emphatically and authoritatively was like *NO.* 🤣🤣☠️💀

[@chriskoloski32]

Man poor hroggar. Hes basically hypnotized by a vampire, his wife and child are killed by another vampire, and you either kill him while hes hypnotized or you manage to snap him out of it and hes devastated to learn his family is dead

[@JurrasicChase]

39:55 When the Master Vampire is wearing full silver armor haha. Surprised he wasn't already burning

[@mickyflint]

silver doesnt hurt elder scrolls vamps.

[@eddmario]

@@mickyflint ...except the Silver weapons in Skyrim deal bonus damage against all undead, including vampires

[@decimation9780]

@@eddmarioToo bad silver weapons are shit without mods.

[@ashwolf2006]

@@mickyflint as long as it doesn't cut them, just look at the companions werewolves who uses silver weapons.

[@Nexusgamer8472]

i was not expecting that laugh track when the guard said the iconic skyrim line

[@LongWolf1987]

You know what? The arrow to the knee joke cheer was needed.

[@PowerUpTheBassCannon]

30:17 is when Zach realized a fundamental rule of Tamriel

[@westerlytoast5763]

Yeah... pretty much everyone is racist against everyone who isn't them

[@tuethebuckshotsurgeon]

A heads up since you guys have Serana Dialogue Add-on: it more or less reimagines her character quite a bit to fit a certain, uh, experience. She also has a ton of new dialogues and interactions so it might not be a bad idea to pick her up early.

[@chrisb5005]

You can still friendzone her.

[@DarthXelion]

ya the mod isn't for everyone. I like it, but its def 100% Fanfiction. I think the writing as much as it is fanfiction is pretty decent. I do wish there was a Serana Fanfic mod thats the opposite side of the Dialogue Add on one. One that would suit a more Hardened Vampire Serana for a more Neutralish Evil like character. Especially for the Anima Nera Serana mod. Its a mod that changes Serana appearance to be a more battle hardened, badass Vampire Lady of the night. Giving her the mystique of a Ancient Vampiress.

[@barrybend7189]

I prefer her vanilla personality. Old but due to her agelessness is like Frieren in demeanor.

[@nlm2nd]

Was wondering why Hoth sounded so familiar. Turns out he voices Larry Scull in New Vegas Bounties II. If Jace180 ever wanted to get into professional voice acting, he should put them on his reel.

[@nathanford2072]

“A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON-“ Me: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE NOT AGAIN

[@ID-unavailable]

I never realized how many of these mods are just straight up asset rips from the Witcher games, armor, weapons all those vampire monsters like the fleders and garkains So much stuff just taken from those games lmao

[@themanthemyth4522]

that Liminal Bridges joke never gets old

[@badroady]

24:03 It was always burning since Nirn was turning.

[@walnzell9328]

Hjaalmarch is aligned with the Empire. Thus, the guards were hostile to the Stormcloak courier.

[@alexv1154]

18:27 I was in the middle of taking a drink and now I have cider all over my screen

[@wizardwerewolfbell2811]

Love the new art!

[@Desgaroth]

25:46 he said the thing! Ladies and Gentlemen. It is now officially a Skyrim playthrough.

[@derekdrake8706]

The best part about Skyrim is randomly encountering god damn supermodels.

[@ashwolf2006]

This has bugged me since i did that quest. But it seems almost every single man in morthal had been enthralled by alva. Cause the moment you mention to thonnir that alva is a vampire he suddenly ignores it.

[@logicblock8783]

It kind of saddens me how much Zach doesn't care about the companions, since Lucien is one of the better companion mods out there. He's not a meme character like Recorder or Sofia, and actually has a ton of interactions with other companion mods, like Hoth here. Plus Lucien in particular has the whole training thing where you can influence his skills.

[@Desgaroth]

I heard a lot about some very good companions and i also have one of them travelling with me all the time. The problem is with skyrim. they talk too frequently. It can get boring pretty fast with that around. And in Zachs case that might already happened with the Fallout companions so the nerve to deal with them has gotten thin.

[@DarthXelion]

100% Lucien is the best Companion out there.

[@davidiceberg2744]

I chuckle every time the topic of Nordic racism against the Dunmer comes up. I'm just waiting for Zach to find out what Dunmers use for farming equipment.

[@larrychilders6599]

Nords?

[@freedomscale2957]

@@larrychilders6599 and argonian's. and their souls. and their bones. and just about anything that is at all possible to use they do not care about the opinions and wellbeing of the filthy n'wah.

[@barrybend7189]

​@@larrychilders6599nope Argonians.

[@keenices1972]

on 3:30 when you are ADHD and you hear "...and we got this open" even though Zach never said when doing the LPL bit

[@spookydonutghosthouse]

1:28 The way I screamed because they passed Meeko

[@Crspss]

the ghost talk about hiding from fire and the bound fire arrow unequipped with funny timing

[@DSFARGEG00]

I really do love these 'interesting NPCs' mods you see in Vegas and Skyrimjob. They add a lot of life to the experience without being too over the top.

[@kakashi0909]

Zank: becomez meridia's paladin. Also zank: dont uses the dawnbreaker, super effective against undead, ie vampire, dies in one hit.

[@sokumotanaka9271]

"A new hand touches the be- Oh it's you again."

[@valthorix7347]

9:56 I'm 99% sure Zach says "Charnel" house not "Devil" house here

[@mairaineplayzgames2205]

14:00 or, the dude moved in with Alva because they are friends and he is homeless now...doesnt have to be that he is in love with Alva you know... but i think most people here already know the real reason!

[@MartsVODs]

I'm uncomfortably late on this, but Mike and Zach having that art of them for thumbnails I honestly want to see versions of them like that for every single game they ever played or talked about Lol.

[@itswes9686]

cant wait to see the multiverse of mikes and zachs from all the different games like skyrim mike and zach with fallout new vegas mike and zach

[@victorm2571]

Is it just me or does Hoth sound like what’s his name from FNV “okay, what’s the bounty?”

[@MrSpartan993]

I love Mr Raccoon. He’s a cute little guy!

[@Skorpeonismyrealname]

"Sheep are so stupid" Yeah, got a tale from me Da's Da about a sheep of his Da's who got so randy, it snapped its own neck basically hyping himself up.

[@GhostBear3067]

14:50- that interaction makes me wish you had kept both these companions together. Maybe Anne's playthrough will have them interact more.

[@loveyuiz]

25:50 that caught me off guard

[@seanrosenau2088]

39:42 That was a Death Valley Driver.

[@kinagrill]

Between every bookpage is another LIMINAL BRIDGES!

[@trenchcoatbandit]

you find a vampires diary

[@eltylerderden388]

Ah yes my daily alloted Mike and Zach video

[@zakpeppers6594]

Ive got pretty much the samemod set yall do, and i gotta say, its good to see that i didnt have to worry about those bats sonic attacks. But it did take a hell of allot more trys.

[@theuberzenith]

horse thief mike is teaching zach the ways of horse theft

[@mental_mask6232]

Love the content

[@shaunthomas1311]

Keep it up Bois. Awesome content.

[@sokumotanaka9271]

"Oh I thought you be hotter." Does that imply he still thinks she's hot? My Mate in Meridia she's a married woman!

[@blu_cerb]

Good morning and good video

[@TenkoBerry]

This this was Great Keep it up 👍

[@badbogirl]

There are mods that can remove the "insta-killed by an enemy" thing

[@TheOnlyFMP]

I feel Hoth is the kind of guy who can confidently tell you if you fight like a little elf girl, because he actually has fought elf children in the past.

[@TheTerminatorCarrot]

Movarth is a mouthful. I hereby christen thee, Moving Van.

[@UncleJunkyard]

Zach you can use the ethereal shout to fall with no damage

[@MakingThingsWithLEDs]

02:40 hmm tough room

[@vorelordjr9019]

I didn't know Zack knew how to lock pick

[@SithFTW4072]

Hoth looks he's inspired by Jedi Lord Hoth

[@NotsilYmerej]

I wonder what reason Laylette had for wanting an immortal child for the rest of eternity.

[@snailberry]

love how zach guesses the plot spot on with those two

[@nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526]

Of course the guards aren't coming to attack the vampire lair. they're guards, they get paid to GUARD, not ATTACK.

[@dr.bright6272]

Strange noises have been heard in the Marshes at night. What if it's just where the teenagers go to party?

[@Raymond670]

Unarmed Vampire Suplexed Zack

[@jollythewolf4998]

……..is sausage drinker a euphemism for uhm “chicken” sucker

[@WesternFang]

I thought the raccoon was talking when they got hoth

[@jacobb17]

41:18 That was too funny lol

[@jj_verona]

amazing

[@lemonlefleur6236]

Can we take a moment to address that Ingrod is familiar with Movarth and likely knows that he’s a former master huntsman of Vampires turned Vampire, but still thinks it’s a good idea to send a god awful Bard, an Alchemist, and two lumber mill workers as the tip of the spear in an attack against him. The villagers were right. She doesn’t care about her people.

[@trenchcoatbandit]

*A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON*

[@Nurrich77]

0:55 what are you doing mike?! looking for something there?

[@chriskoloski32]

Im almost 30 and i still think Hoths armor looks pretty cool

[@Emerald23928]

ITS A LONG WAY, TO THE TOP, IF YOU WANNA ROCK & ROLL!!

[@justavivi3386]

So, Hoth uses deers skull on a long stick to whack people. True edgelord.

[@picawood]

I notice now, mike with the wizard hat reminds me kingdom hearts donald duck

[@renaigh]

You have insulted the Good name of Flavius for the last time.

[@scifimisc9191]

Man Lucien is so good. Shame Zach doesnt seem to care for companions but ah well, to each their own

[@Desgaroth]

man i can't wait for them to read little by little of liminal bridges until they finished the book.

[@P0wd33r]

00:48 me when try to drive a car for the first time

[@VillainousMuse]

Riding a horse is not as easy as people and games make it look. I dunno if this is Zach RPing for comedy or if he's just struggling with Skyrim's jank controls but uh... yeah! Horses have minds of their own and if they don't like you, they won't listen to you.

[@archer6100]

0:58 “Sir I’d recommend getting an alinement done in your horse”

[@PattPlays]

didnt wee anyone mention this book says guards are thralls

[@redrumresistance8864]

Lurbuk does indeed grow on you, like a benign tumor. It won't necessarily cause you harm, but it won't be beneficial either. Better it be "removed".

[@monstertrucker2004]

i sincerely want to see these two play BG3 XD

[@ozslayer1537]

You guys should checkout the spell knight armor from the creation club

[@that.nobody]

The laugh track got me

[@anonomuse9094]

If you ever need to make a water breathing potion, mix a barnacle and a chickens egg. It's the one potion I remember off the top of my head because it's so stupid.

[@Angelfyre.]

11:00 Is paying for skill levels….pay 2 win?!?!? How dare you Zach I thought you were better than this

[@lazyork2743]

ZACH' IZ' A WEIRDER' DEN TEH WEIRD BOYZ'!

[@eddmario]

Don't worry, Zach. I got your It's a Long Way to the Top reference. School of Rock, right?

[@Mr.Se7enn]

40:00 did that vampire give him an Attitude adjustment?

[@lop90ful1]

I forget can you sace Laylete in this quest ?

[@FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf]

Ah morthal the place I lost my first character to vampirism all those years ago.... terrible place honestly.

[@earthwormbarry8330]

Was that a LockPickingLawyer Reference at 3:29

[@nightshadewaite8525]

30:23 still a favorite for a lot of people today (Twitter especially)

[@IAmGeeSnap]

NO NOT BENOR!!! GO BACK! SAVE BENOR!!!

[@ZacHawkins42]

12:33 I recognize a thinly veiled Goatse reference when I see one!

[@ChuckNorrisIsNothing]

Jesus!