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THANKS TO OUR PATREON SUPPORTERS!
Kenneth Livingston
Lonely Ninja
Gregory Lindeman
John Ayers
Brian Valentine
Alexander McFall
Brad Boettcher
Ethan Gullery
Austin Mowat
Gummi Kr.
Lord Fury
Allen Wabigwan
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Peter Dubrowski
Hayden Thompson

[@rossjames8839]

Skyrim: The game where you start out not knowing why your character is a convicted felon, and then _learning_

[@mauricebenink]

Ross James he was at the wrong place at the wrong time, we dont know why he/she was there or what the goals where but still... wrong place wrong time

[@BROODxBELEG]

killed a chicken, obviously.

[@TheSteve285]

I think you confusing skyrim with oblivion.

[@gadrill4285]

how?

[@MrFaorry]

+TheSteve285 No, he isn't, that's the beginning of every Elder Scrolls game, you're a prisoner but you don't know why.

[@SirRichardOwen2]

2:48 "What do we do first?" "There is this lovely place called Shrine of Boethiah."

[@chesterstevens8870]

"Now hiring: short term positions available as sheath for daedric artifact known as Ebony Blade."

[@pootsiii8178]

I have the ability to sense when my friends are crouching and instantly mimic them, however, I cannot sense any environmental dangers including but not limited to, holes, traps, cliffs, and Giants. I also cannot sense when I am being an obstacle or inconveniencing those around me

[@insaincaldo]

You appear to be sitting in a firetrap, are you sure you don't wanna move?

[@admiralyifan9326]

@@insaincaldo no it's fine, its warm here.

[@insaincaldo]

@@admiralyifan9326 Okay, well I appreciate the restoration skill exp, but I'm not going to waste a magicka potion. Just thought you would like to move before you take a knee.

[@admiralyifan9326]

@@insaincaldo oh well dont worry I'm SURE I'll be fine, not like some tanks will come around and kill me

[@insaincaldo]

@@admiralyifan9326 But but, you are not essential.

[@misterproject8]

You forgot the most important part... THEY CANNOT JUMP! AARGGHH!

[@cloud_and_proud]

They can teleport though.

[@misterproject8]

_ VernerL _ ah, the joys of going through doors and knowing that your trusty partner is going to be there. Or not. In that case, they're dead. Or angry that you left them waiting for more than 3 days. Or just waiting.

[@yannickmartens2041]

Lemon Ice Cream But I've seen them jump.....

[@misterproject8]

yannick martens really? How?

[@yannickmartens2041]

Lemon Ice Cream Ledges. Going up ledges. Maybe it's a glitch or just the version I used, but I've seen it. Not very often, though.

[@JakeFace0]

"PSHHH! I don't read things!" Too real lmao

[@Drachnon]

Pretty much how I play Skyrim, I skip through quest text and just go where the quest marker points me and kill everything there. Very few quest are not solvable this way.

[@HellsRaven4444]

Not to mention the books. Only a few short notes and journals are actually worth to read, other times I just get the skill point or spell and just close it instantly.

[@JakeFace0]

***** Lusty Argonian Maid doesn't count

[@Drachnon]

***** Yes Karl very bad, you should be ashamed of yourself and sit in a corner :D

[@darthportus]

(quickly hides copy of "Lusty argonian maid") "Lusty argonian maid" ? Who would read such a thing (nervous laugh)

[@SirCaco]

"Say, if a giant was chasing us, do you think you could outrun me?" "Ummm no, I don't think so." "Excellent."

[@Skwisgar2322]

That part made me chuckle too.

[@insaincaldo]

Bulk up in as much plate as you can possibly still get to a jog in and you will still turn to see your athletic light leather clad friend struggling to keep up.

[@hardcorelevelingwarrior6324]

I had never thought about that idea before. I need to find slower followers now

[@jamesorendorff2284]

Oh I get it now

[@coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401]

Hahahahah

[@clownsaroundus7249]

"We won't do a Skyrim video cuz of no snow in Texas." *Temperature in Texas drops to 32 degrees* "Let's do a Skyrim video!"

[@Minimoimaximus]

they are americans. They count in specific way only they use. It's farheineit degrees. Not normal-universal-Celsius degrees.

[@zshark99w61]

as reference 32 degrees Fahrenheit is equal to zero degrees Celsius

[@refrashed]

32 degrees in Fahrenheit is 0 in Celsius

[@MrPePeLePuo]

Actually it got below 20. No snow but plenty of ice

[@immasword]

Ultilist ow the edge

[@Nictator42]

The only two questions I would ask: "will you blindly run off into the wilderness and disappear for a solid in-game day?" and "are you plot critical?"

[@leyrua]

@@shalkonon013 I actually made a companion mod for Morrowind where this could happen. If your mercenary's disposition dropped too low, he might disappear while you sleep, along with everything he was carrying. There was also a chance that you would wake up _too early_ and catch him in the act of running away, or trying to murder you in your sleep. (merely disappearing meant he _successfully_ bailed without waking you up)

[@PugnaciousProductions]

@@leyrua do you think you could make a mod like that for Skyrim?

[@ranfonaforanafo1601]

@@leyrua that's pretty nice, i mean it would be cool to see him/her in a far site from where he/she left you like 15 irl hours later but that's nice

[@australiananarchist480]

@@ranfonaforanafo1601 you arrive in a bar and hes just awkwardly shuffling around in the corner

[@ranfonaforanafo1601]

@@australiananarchist480 *_a disturbance in the force_*

[@mauricebenink]

i expected him to be sacrificed or killed for the ebony blade so he could power it up ^^

[@PriVateJoe7]

My money was on a offering to boethia :D

[@willjelle7944]

Donutseed GameVids I

[@thejester-foolofhearts5852]

Why even interview him then? Just hide behind a tree and the moment he shows up to apply for the job, he's got a katana in his back.

[@hououinkyouma6446]

NO! You pwer up the ebony balde by finding the golden claw, giving it to the guy, killing him and his sister, and then ressurecting and killing them until you can't gain any more power. You are now OP.

[@Urb4nN0rd]

@@thejester-foolofhearts5852 That's not betrayal, just murder. Still fun, but not near as profitable.

[@panner11]

That crouching joke got me.

[@WMastersred]

That positive message and then immediate death. That's what life is all about.

[@scorchtongue]

So that's what he's looking for.

[@caninelupus8369]

Followers gain essential status, so the new guy is just a bit bruised.

[@ineedanewname4844]

Canine Lupus no they don’t

[@caninelupus8369]

@@Softpaw1996 right, thanks. I didn't know the proper terminology. The new guy is still only in the critical state. He'll get better.

[@Softpaw1996]

@@caninelupus8369 wow what happened? never been thanked on youtube before... usually if you "help" someone you get an insult right back. dude you rock. have some internet points! +++

[@NyuuMikuru1]

“Great, you are hired.” “Let’s stop by Boethiah statue to pay respect.”

[@Daresis]

This channel will never cease to amaze me with its comedic timing and effect

[@jottXD]

Darkchapy2 it's such genius writing and Comedy "Pshh I don't read things" Everyone who has played skyrim will get the joke

[@Kosaro1234]

jottXD I actually read all the notes and letters. Few of the books too.

[@DaJalster28]

jottXD elders scrolls fanboys like me catalogue, collect and read ever piece of literature in game. its pretty good; would recommend.

[@greyhound5015]

DaJalster28 There are only two books in skyrim you ever need to read. One involves how to polish your spear and the other is how to properly get bread to rise

[@RexOrbis]

He should have opened the resume, then it displays "inquiry increased to 29", then he would have thrown it away immediately.

[@Kilgore5]

Thoze were some really good interview questions

[@konamihatchibori]

saw Door Monster...Saw Skyrim...I knew it was going to be good.

[@gladehartdreamer5620]

Ethan makes for a perfect dragonborn.

[@chartypeplays2396]

I just realized there's a guy flying through the air at the start, and then that guy at the end. Great continuity.

[@Pure_L18]

What, no questions about whether or not he knows how to use a door properly? The Dragonborn is going to regret not asking about that.

[@arrioch]

How can you hire him without checking if he blocks doorways or not?

[@forshor1998]

That's what the personal space question was for, always being too damn close is why they block the doorways!

[@thejester-foolofhearts5852]

That's why he asked him if he was ok when been pushed several hundred yards by an unseen invisible force.

[@qualifiedidiots2165]

Me: what are your qualifications? Her: I’m attractive, offer unique dialogue, and the mods you have highlight both those qualities. Me: amazing.

[@niallgraham9487]

"Pffft, no I don't read things." So accurate.

[@ArchOfWinter]

Are those helmet used as shoulder pads? If so, nice work on the prop!

[@generalmars3855]

It's unfortunate the Empire has to tolerate this guy, but anyone that can walk into Windhelm and murder Ulfric Stormcloak and not bat an eye is allowed to do some sadistic things to his minions.

[@zacharymorris3775]

Do you mean windhelm?

[@maxfrethey4071]

Do /you/ mean Windhelm?

[@zacharymorris3775]

that momment when your correcting someone wrong

[@FlyingDominion]

Zachary Morris *you're

[@nicholashodges201]

Anyone who regularly plays patty-cake w dragons can do pretty much whatever they want...

[@Sasquench]

There are few joys in this world greater than bringing the Havok physics engine to its knees.

[@plaidchickens3271]

Yes I have spent many a hours breaking the world and making it my metaphorical slave

[@anonymoose9021]

Sure there are Dangers, Zombies, Dragons... COMICALLY FANCY GIANT CRABS if the mood strikes me. Most accurate description of Skyrim ever!!

[@coiledAgent]

Lost it at the fancy mudcrab reference.

[@SSGTstealth]

We feel as though you would have an issue with us. While we have a near infinite carrying capacity, we also require more energy than the apparent time period would allow.

[@voixe2172]

It's not that hard to go into another, I've theorized many of the great empires we see today started because someone in the current period went back in time.

[@lordoftea2753]

Well, the Dragonborn is only allowed to have one companion, unless you as a whole count as one.

[@Quarrenn17]

I first watched this video before I’d ever played Skyrim and found it funny. ...now I’m rewatching it since playing the game and I’m getting all the references.

[@ViceyThaShizzle]

"How much can you carry? Never mind, i'll just throw it on the floor and ask you to pick it up, how does that sound?"

[@sci_pain3409]

you forgot the most important part about being a companion, following the dragonborn into some catacombs or the middle of nowhere and then getting your soul put into a cool sword

[@plaidchickens3271]

Man I love skyrim I am maxed out in pick pocketing, I have stolen over 900 iron arrows and two thousand gold, I also joined the companions and have wuuthard, which I think does 54ish damage

[@lactarius7781]

Ah, scrub. Ive collected all artifacts in the game, and finished all the questlines. Im maxed out in most perk trees, and ive got loads of septims. I can make potions worth 2000 gold, and most of all: I really need a life.

[@plaidchickens3271]

+Iacrarius 77 *Claps Slowly*

[@dogethebountyhunter7432]

I have weapons with enchanrmants and armor with enchantments (the best armor and weapons by the way) that killing dragons is pretty easy and I'm maxed out in all skills except one handed and light armor

[@Sinaeb]

I finished the game 100%, 3 times.

[@illogicalbear6200]

Everyone put the tape measures down and let's get back to our non-existent lives, okay? Scrubs can stop showing their noobish-ness and the completionists can go back to 100%-ing, whatever game they happen to be overdosing on at the moment.

[@aduckwithayoutubechannel]

Good idea making sure he can run fast, but not faster than you. You always need bait if something is chasing you.

[@doxazo5512]

A year and a half later... HELMET PAULDRONS!!!!

[@lforlight]

Ooh! Cyclical narrative and helmet shoulder pads! I'm sold!

[@JessicaSmith-ro8rk]

I like when he said "I abbitily to sense when his friends are crouching and can copy them" it made me chuckle

[@viola_case]

"I don't read things" Yep. This is Door Monster. This is the Door Monster I remember and appreciate. Apparently there was one more sketch I hadn't seen. Now I've seen em all.

[@Leviathan56]

...and buying real estate" that's so true for skyrim lol

[@barrettus]

What would be great is one about the "torch" guy. Whomever is lighting all those torches in crypts and what have you.

[@AlphaDomeLP]

"How good are you at standing in doorframes that are my only escape from immediate death?"

[@louischo2701]

You'd think that the mountain of corpses would become a bit too high to become unnoticeable.

[@Joseph-qp2lq]

"I don't read things" Epic.

[@terry2295]

Skyrim looking less snowy then I remember

[@MrBrunswick]

Proof that the dragon born is actually just Sheogorath in disguise.

[@RobertSiersema]

Great video. The facial expressions by Kyle were fantastic. I get the impression that's just Ethan and no acting is required.

[@chubbymcbuttcheeks6436]

"excuse me are you Jack Black?" "why yes, are you Michael Cera?"

[@FanumLive]

Amazing

[@henrycrabs3497]

SILENCE VERIFIED

[@tylabs6766]

so much build up XD I was expecting him to just give him his entire inventory XD

[@danielroberson5389]

Then he takes him to " *_THE POLE_* ".

[@BamBamTheEggman]

Say's he was able to mimic his friends movements such as crouching, attacking what ever touches him but yet he forgot about getting stuck in the doors in the worst of times.

[@rei5679]

Meanwhile Dovahkin: Sorry don't need anyone I got Lydia

[@StapleCactus]

If you get the Berenziah hat, you don't need carrying capacity. Money becomes absolutely worthless because you'll find over 10,000 gold worth of gems in every dungeon.

[@Awuga]

Those sideburns are godlike, honestly you should be extremely proud of them if for some reason you aren't already.

[@Cakeboy9000]

I love Skyrim. I like how you can be whatever and whoever you want and that you aren’t forced to do the main quest. I became an Archmage before I had gotten a shout. The game just has so much stuff to fit into whoever is playing the game whether you’re a mage, archer, or a fighter. I also accidentally joined the guild of thieves and I don’t regret it because I get free lockpicks.

[@asbergan]

When you notice there are two helmets as shoulder armor

[@1337ofDiscreet1]

😂😂😂

[@1337ofDiscreet1]

this can't be unseen now lol

[@generaltullius5182]

A “loud invisible force” :)

[@Stoplayers]

it must have been the wind...

[@ihaveacookie4226]

The carry weight is the most important trait, any budding follower can bring to the table. Squire I need you to carry 20 sets of armor, 10 swords, 5 maces, 3 warhammers and like 50 books.

[@cruisinagain1698]

personal space: close but keeps my distance of 50 miles away in a cave

[@Chrono_Mitsurugi]

Elder Scrolls: You start as a prisoner. Players: Welp, I'm a convicted felon. No use worrying about breaking the law. *draws sword* Nice day for pillaging.

[@sivee]

I love the alternate version of Living Forever! Props to JP for making that

[@BigM1020]

All you gotta do is say "I killed a chicken and survived." And you're in.

[@bugendaistudios]

2:09 that story is literally the entirety of Skyrim

[@The_Mr._Biscuit]

Woo! Helmet Pauldrons!

[@jakethesnake8500]

This was hilarious 10/10

[@moogamooga2100]

“Oh! That looks fun!”

[@joanahkirk338]

Helmets always make the greatest shoulder pads.

[@AllAboutGamers0]

Ethan should be a voice actor. I don't know what it is but his tone or something makes/suits every video.

[@jozuavaleria328]

In response to Carson, it worked well, cause you guys founded a wooded area (not counting the obvious green screen part ofc) that actually looks like it could be the outskirts of Riverwood. Good on you all!! Only downside, snow would be needed for the more snow intensive areas of Skyrim. Possible roadtrip for a future Skyrim vid perhaps?

[@DoorMonster]

Filming in snow would be a lot of fun. We'd definitely have to roadtrip somewhere, though.

[@jozuavaleria328]

Wouldn't recommend Ohio now, it raining now

[@jozuavaleria328]

Tbh, I thought about the snow thing, and it may not be that good, probably be difficult to find stable ground under the snow for the equipment stands

[@shadowstarblitz9379]

“You’re hired! Now.....would you mind touching that pillar for me?”

[@Flight_of_Icarus]

"I don't read things" Goddamn that got real.

[@Aechelian]

Love the fancy mudcrab mod reference.

[@kibaakaamaaru]

You should do a vid about RimWorld. A game where one of you characters can go on a killing spree caused by a psychotic break caused by the death of a love one, cause by a medic not attending the organ transplant surgery because he was obsessing about TWO dirt piles messing the whole place up... who can blame him? Two dirt piles are an awful thing to have laying on the floor. Blood, who cares? but dirt, DIRT?

[@BROODxBELEG]

dirt has killed thousands of colonists, wipe your feet, for the good of humanity!

[@teagan_p_999]

Hey, that dirt could have been the last straw on a mental breakdown, it's happened before.

[@roundtablegames113]

And the cycle continues... He's grinding xp

[@kairon156]

I've seen this loads of times and this was the first time I noticed the shout at the very start. Well played.

[@jackhiya3487]

I got a good name for that Dragon-Born "Helmet Shoulders"

[@I_am_Diogenes]

At the end I actually thought he was going to sacrifice him to Boethiea .

[@yungo1rst]

oh, thought the follower jumped in with a dangerous scroll.

[@RePhantomz]

That dovakin have max speechcraft. So very convincing lol

[@earthlingthings8549]

love the pace of this vid

[@Willk4]

I love how Bethesda made companions to help fight with you, but they are just giant mobile storage bins.

[@jnovoa1]

0:55 - 1:15 had me dying!! XD especially b/c I have a huge hoarding problem in these games.

[@nordicthunder3558]

First video of yours that I have ever seen... Subscribed!

[@DoorMonster]

Thanks, and welcome! Hope you enjoy the others!

[@exclusivenick2546]

Should’ve put how they have a weight cap unless you put the stuff on the ground and tell them to pick it up

[@mimikyoo]

I want to make a compilation of kyle saying "scuse me"

[@Kostadin_Arolski]

Dude is so confident and has such a nice voice

[@meepindustries4461]

Nailed it.

[@AirTerranean]

suddenly pulled by an invisible force... If you have not done so already, read Roadside picnic. Partly because it's a good book, but also because it (and the Stalker franchise that's the adaptation) could make a good premise for a sketch.

[@joetheitalian1820]

thought he was gonna put him on the pillar of sacrifice at the end

[@Stonehedged]

Should have made him swear to carry your burdens, and by burdens I mean 80 lbs of enchanted dragon feces.

[@ThunderGenesis]

Remember when you were a kid and your Dad’s angry yell was just as bad as Fus Ro Dah?

[@bigjosy8038]

Simply can't understand why u guys don't have more likes and subscribers. Great vid as always!

[@DoorMonster]

Thanks :D

[@manlyastronaut6984]

Once I killed the smith in Whiterun on my friend's game. He never played skyrim again...

[@caad5258]

Thought the dragonborn was going to sacrifice the follower immediately to one of the Daedric princes. Boethia for example.

[@choirmaestro5692]

Really impressed with you guys!!!! I recently found you and I've liked basically everything I've seen so far! Thumbs up!

[@DoorMonster]

Thanks so much! We're glad you found us :D

[@darkpower3080]

Me looking for a follower to take over my house... Lydia? She end up sacrifice for something.

[@MegaRandomthing]

kenneth Livingston, what would we do without you. Thanks for sponsoring these vids.

[@DoorMonster]

Yes indeed.

[@usukandidont]

First stop: Shrine of Boethiah

[@AllAboutGamers0]

The best part of Skyrim will always be playing as a stealth archer and one-shotting someone in a room. The rest of them come running out, leave 10 seconds later and claim the wind hurled a razor sharp arrow into the temple of their late friend/co-worker/fellow bandit. To add insult, they leave the body sitting there to eventually rot and return to sitting down in random locations eating cheese. Only for a moment though, as the process will repeat itself until there is none of them left.

[@iangaston1289]

All hail the Dragonborn and his mighty helmet pauldrons!