Aka 'Nazeem%' 2:22.01 retime 2:47 RTA World Record on 14/02/20. www.speedrun.co... Watch live at / wazmannen
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@flobadob2224 жыл бұрын
2:28 Comes flying from the horizon, flames erupting from hands. Dragonborn: Arrest me. Guard, terrified: why are you letting me do this?
@xbasgamesx3 жыл бұрын
I Do As The Crystal Guides
@beingweirdisnormal14043 жыл бұрын
I just see the Dragonborn asking the guard to arrest him with a look devoid of any emotion, and the Guard nervously shakes, confused. Underrated comment.
@future18943 жыл бұрын
@@xbasgamesx pfft- XD
@yoshiking60273 жыл бұрын
My reasons are beyond your ynderstanding
@justin23083 жыл бұрын
@@beingweirdisnormal1404 I can also imagine his hands shaking as he trains his sword of the Dragonborn 🤣
@jackswanson67184 жыл бұрын
far and away the most important speedrun of all
@alexcavera62004 жыл бұрын
I just saw the title and immediately liked the video. Truer words were never spoke.
@rikovladimir86554 жыл бұрын
fact
@parker77674 жыл бұрын
666 likes, now please hold it everyone
@AnimatedTerror4 жыл бұрын
Parker no.
@hararo69614 жыл бұрын
The most prestigious and sought after record in speedrunning
@almightyrob_70604 жыл бұрын
Imagine traveling back in time to when this game was released and doing this in front of the devs.
@bentonmarcum81883 жыл бұрын
Devs be like, oh that? That’s something I put in there to play with on my lunch break.
@ei98413 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@notroxa3 жыл бұрын
i would pay real good money to go back in time and brutally force todd howard to watch me absolutely destroy his train wreck of a game
@moonbyulswife39903 жыл бұрын
@@notroxa i mean, Skyrim has its flaws, but it's not a total wreck. It's still a very nice detailed game that stands out even today. Sure, there's technical issues, but overalls it's good, so no meed to be so radical
@notroxa3 жыл бұрын
@@moonbyulswife3990 yeah one time i killed a dragon only to see its skeleton fly off before i could loot it theres a place in solitude where you just. fall off the roof and out of bounds if you stand on one very easily accessible house
@ImTheBestAustralian4 жыл бұрын
Nazeem: Ah! I've just been murdered! God in heaven: Do you get to the cloud district very often? What am I saying, of course you don't. *Sends him to Hell*
@diabetes11914 жыл бұрын
god: murders nazeem as well
@Robin-wu3jq4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@eltarieljones27103 жыл бұрын
One of the best comments I saw under this vid
@Sans-pc1pm3 жыл бұрын
*Nice.*
@yun1cornz3 жыл бұрын
You get what you FCKING DESERVE shouldn’t have been so annoying
@MinillaIF4 жыл бұрын
We’ve bent Skyrim to its knees and beat it mercilessly. We molded the physics of this game to shape our needs. This is the final frontier of Skyrim speed running.
@curtisdunn18544 жыл бұрын
We've achieved CHIM
@UncleHaul4 жыл бұрын
“Where the physics change to suit the individual and not the other way around”- Senator Armstrong
@sunflowerguy32644 жыл бұрын
He indeed awakened to a new state of consciousness
@K4inan4 жыл бұрын
Its* it's is a contraction of "it is"
@michaelcorleone27944 жыл бұрын
@@curtisdunn1854 What is CHIM?
@ReturnofBenjamin4 жыл бұрын
Love how there's absolutely no argument that killing Nazeem is a win condition.
@loquenderojack3 жыл бұрын
Kill Nazeem it's actually a win condition.
@antoniorezik40723 жыл бұрын
@@loquenderojack it's the only win conditions
@user-bl6oj1hl8i3 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't be if we got to the Cloud District more often. Oh, what am I saying. Of course it would!
@ChickenRieder3 жыл бұрын
Well, there's no argument against it...
@andrewpowell27303 жыл бұрын
I think ive killed him and just gone to jail for it every game I play.
@basicallylucid96614 жыл бұрын
Bruh, imagine being that guard As you patrol the outer streets, some weird ass man just flies down, lands on the nearby river, zooms up to you and lights you on fire I would question my job
@diabetes11914 жыл бұрын
just leaps over the mountain with his hands on fire just to get arrested not to mention when you're about to tell him he's under arrest he interrupts you to tell you he submits
@pianohelper88733 жыл бұрын
Yeah but in that world dragons giant spiders werewolves vampires daedrics and divines exist. So its not really that questionable.
@ak47083 жыл бұрын
Sans Gaster anything goes in Skyrim
@ak47083 жыл бұрын
Better not to ask questions in the land of Skyrim
@pianohelper88733 жыл бұрын
@@ak4708 agreed. Talos guide you.
@eclipse93044 жыл бұрын
Alduin: "I fear no man, but that thing... It scares me."
@eiras_19993 жыл бұрын
Which one: Dragonborn or Nazeem?
@eziodelalala10703 жыл бұрын
@@eiras_1999 dammit i remembered a subreddit that mentioned nazeem and alduin are partners in crime and nazeem being rude and arrogant prick is him just being hostile towards you since you are alduin's enemy.Also he could be a dragon mimmicking a human form lmao.
@shawniscoolerthanyou3 жыл бұрын
@@eziodelalala1070 nah, he's rude to everyone. He's always ragging on carlotta about her vegetables. Even his wife hates him.
@thepowerlies3 жыл бұрын
@@eiras_1999 The answer wasn't elder scrolls all along
@selectivepontification87664 жыл бұрын
When you realize that getting arrested by the guard puts you in the Cloud District so that you can rightfully call Nazeem on his BS
@mattnlogan1014 жыл бұрын
Selective Pontification im dead
@ogorangeduck4 жыл бұрын
Hmm, don't see him in the Jarl's backside
@gavincushnie4 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ the criminals go to the cloud district more than nazeem
The Dragonborn is a Terminator and Nazeem is the target.
@lordofshades98524 жыл бұрын
When they found him "crossing the border" it was actually him just getting to the past from the future and was arrested due to them being close to the others
@derbanFOURTWENTYDEATH4 жыл бұрын
McSchwartz bruh this comment took me out lmfaoooo
@lukiopool71204 жыл бұрын
I read that in the voice of turrets from the portal game.
@marcwilliams19424 жыл бұрын
Baaaaaaaaajaaaaaaajaaaajaaaaaaa
@GuardianAngle14 жыл бұрын
It makes me smile knowing this exists and that a million + people feel the same.
@Sadeness993 жыл бұрын
Feel the same...
@reffa28583 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'm not the only weirdo in the universe.
@Drenosir3 жыл бұрын
Well now it's 2,3 million
@toucan61093 жыл бұрын
Doubt
@thepowerlies3 жыл бұрын
@@Drenosir 2.43 now
@grandmastercube4 жыл бұрын
Imagine that a dragon is attacking you and the only thing you see is a prisinor who glitches away
@jzargo83253 жыл бұрын
@Kheops IV man i love you
@horricule4514 жыл бұрын
This may be a joke run but the concept of someone you've never met defying time, space, the laws of physics, and all manners of logic to come and kill you for no apparent reason is actually quite terrifying
@Starstr1ker4 жыл бұрын
Horricule This is the greatest comment on this video.
@dragonbuster11744 жыл бұрын
I feel like there is a jojo reference to be made here, if not I could totally see this as a future part.
@AleX-fs4ww4 жыл бұрын
How unsettling...
@alexanderkorol6774 жыл бұрын
@@dragonbuster1174 Pretty much Kira
@Danny_conner4 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t imagine the fear Npc’s live in
@dunamisd4 жыл бұрын
Kids you won’t believe what I saw while hunting today. a man tried to steal my horse, so naturally I told him he never should have come there, but then he did the strangest thing. He balanced it ass end up, and before I could say anything in protest, he launched off her like a bolt from a ballista straight over the mountains. I can’t explain what I saw, only tell you to be careful out there in this world. People are unpredictable.
@dantedrowson25114 жыл бұрын
😂😂 Story around the campfire for the ages..
@Kiggidisvawgegawgin4 жыл бұрын
I'm dying over here 😂
@theonlynontrollhere4 жыл бұрын
A+ read in guard’s voice
@dawgpad4 жыл бұрын
Best comment.
@Klosop4 жыл бұрын
@@theonlynontrollhere its the hunter
@FredChuck644 жыл бұрын
Dragonborn: “You NEVER should have come here.” *Flies across the country to end a man’s puny existence*
@thepowerlies3 жыл бұрын
Well that puny existence has annoyed millions of players
@havokbaphomet6662 жыл бұрын
hahahahahaa
@DaManBearPig4 жыл бұрын
*literally flies through the clouds* Nazeem: dO yOu gEt tO tHe cLouD dis- *roasted alive*
@Yuyu-ox3xl4 жыл бұрын
The elderscrolls told of Nazeem's death within minutes of Alduin's return.
@hordix72134 жыл бұрын
it is the one and true destiny
@Dominus_Augustus4 жыл бұрын
If you count the jail sentence, then it was more like a week after
@kingmarsden4 жыл бұрын
Feels more rewarding killing Nazeem than Alduin
@blarg24294 жыл бұрын
@@kingmarsden We need a mod that replaces Alduin with Nazeem.
@drumer9604 жыл бұрын
This is why people who read that shit go blind
@milkmonstrosity4 жыл бұрын
A man defies fate, time, and space to reach one city where he can hunt down and burn one particular man to death, a story for the ages.
@ROFLobster48844 жыл бұрын
True CHIM
@silverdragon73854 жыл бұрын
Even the Numidium looks at this and say: Daaaaaamn
@robertoaltuve41454 жыл бұрын
The couriers do that every day and better :v
@JuullRhapsodos4 жыл бұрын
Lol Nazeem must be the most hated npc in all of video game history.
@ascend36544 жыл бұрын
..and tea bag the body... 😥
@IDKGeorge1234 жыл бұрын
That iconic lagspike before the line “Come! the gods won’t give us another chance!”
@silvius17983 жыл бұрын
*Nazeem that morning* : What a wonderful Day!! I guess i'll go around asking people if they had been to the cloud District. *This guy* : Not Today
@thepowerlies3 жыл бұрын
Afwterwards everyone else: What a wonderful day!
@HailSatanLLC4 жыл бұрын
"Do you get to the cloud district very often?" *Literally flys a thousand feet through the air.* "Huh.."
@albatrossthedragon4 жыл бұрын
The true cloud district
@DavidMTheKrucifix4 жыл бұрын
Because flying like that is within "normal" gameplay. Totally not a glitch or exploit.
@EM-vw7im4 жыл бұрын
@@DavidMTheKrucifix I think everyone is aware it's a glitch, chill. And its "sarcasm". Gonna be douchey at least spell words correctly.
@jontrombley86184 жыл бұрын
David M it’s not a glitch, it’s a feature
@jaxusr2354 жыл бұрын
Jon Trombley You could say it just works.
@wjp12384 жыл бұрын
These Dark Brotherhood assassins are gettin' crazy smh.
@cubeman224 жыл бұрын
under rated comment
@xXJaneRoseXx4 жыл бұрын
cube overlord extremely
@xjunkxyrdxdog894 жыл бұрын
For sithis
@shadysam71614 жыл бұрын
They all learned CHIM.
@lzrshark6174 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure this qualifies you for automatic acceptance into the Brotherhood. I mean, Astrid HAS to be impressed by this, right?
@CsubAzUrmedve4 жыл бұрын
"Alduin is back! I better kill Nazeem to fix that."
@thepowerlies3 жыл бұрын
Getting rid of the evil that has spread in the world ... one at a time
@arkxerxes80173 жыл бұрын
Dragonborn: Gets arrested Nazeem: Why do I hear boss music?
@kuroshiro4134 жыл бұрын
Doctor: You have 2.23 mins to live Dragonborn: What a coincidence
@exittierone3 жыл бұрын
@@CountNikiko lmao my visceral reaction to that comment was the same thing
@farrel_ra3 жыл бұрын
@@CountNikiko HAHAHA thats why use ":" in ur timestamp bois
@claudia-oi6mv3 жыл бұрын
@@CountNikiko what
@claudia-oi6mv3 жыл бұрын
@@CountNikiko but the dragonborn isn t dead in the video...
@lordgaledron69693 жыл бұрын
@@CountNikiko u must be fun at parties
@PayondeAwsome4 жыл бұрын
In my game, I went into Breezehome, only for Nazeem to follow me in (because he hadn't finished his line about the cloud district). I, on reaction, smashed him with a war hammer thinking I'd just reload a save. But since he was in my house he's just there now and nobody cares that Naseem was dead. So I just kept the save. Now Nazeem is laying on the dinner table across the hall from my adopted daughter on top of the mountains of food I drop there.
@makeupandmusicgirl4 жыл бұрын
Payon de so i have a new goal in Skyrim now.
@13vatra4 жыл бұрын
He was trespassing in your home. You were fully in your rights to end his life and use him as a decoration.
@daniele18234 жыл бұрын
Yeah, "trespassing"
@rezandrarizkyirianto-19334 жыл бұрын
A perfect subject for my necromantic ritull
@pvtblu16134 жыл бұрын
Violated the NAP
@1dyingwish3 жыл бұрын
**Alduin starts destroying and killing...** Dragonborn - "I got no beef with that dragon, that Nazeem was talking some mean shit tho in my last play thru.... watch this"
@josephpaulson94953 жыл бұрын
Imagine just being some Imperium guard, and you are just pulling along the cart with all of the prisoners to be executed. All of a sudden time skips ahead out of nowhere, and you are in a battle with a dragon. You don't know how you got here, but somehow you still know what you were just doing. Out of the corner of your eye you see one of the prisoners doing some crazy parkour across the walls and dashes away into the mountains, a feat that no regular human being could pull off. Seconds later the entire universe gets snapped into an alternate timeline from a few seconds ago, and then back again with no explanation. The dragon is flying away now, and as you look to the sky you see something flying into the distance... no, that's no dragon alright. A few days later you are just chilling in Whiterun, and you hear a rumor about how some deranged man fell out of the sky, attacked a guard and was immediately arrested, only to escape in less than a second and brutally murder two people, to which then he was then immediately killed. Huh.
@JP-db4ni3 жыл бұрын
huh. indeed
@12.7x99mm3 жыл бұрын
The most powerful being in skyrim is of the mind of a player
@SomeOne-vf1rs2 жыл бұрын
Not to mention he killed the second man after he had an arrow fly into and out of his face...
@EarlyOwOwl4 жыл бұрын
Hadvar: h-- Dragonborn: No time to talk. Gotta kill Cloud district man.
@dimlydumbor9343 жыл бұрын
I cant stop laughing at the “h-“ thank you for making my day better hahahahahha
@izukumidoriya20613 жыл бұрын
Oh hey I know you-
@EarlyOwOwl3 жыл бұрын
@@izukumidoriya2061 YOU
@izukumidoriya20613 жыл бұрын
@@EarlyOwOwl YES IT'S ME UM HELLO- I'M TOO AWKWARD I'M SORRY
@EarlyOwOwl3 жыл бұрын
@@izukumidoriya2061 its ok you dont have to say anything Small internet
@Nemenon4 жыл бұрын
"the game begins" Nazeem: Why do I hear boss music?
@509gamer94 жыл бұрын
Nemenon lmao okay this made me laugh hard.
@pgrec094 жыл бұрын
The most underrated comment 😂
@fcandias4 жыл бұрын
@@pgrec09 I fully agree 😂😂😂
@comicfire4 жыл бұрын
Have the most epic of upvotes, fellow redditor~
@Nemenon4 жыл бұрын
@@comicfire oh god if you found me here then nowhere is safe
@Erero3 жыл бұрын
The horseback glitch turbo launch gets me everytime
@matthewhender18343 жыл бұрын
1:09 Nazeem looks around feeling a sudden sense of paranoia
@punklingyt4 жыл бұрын
When you don’t get to the Cloud District very often, but you do get there very quickly
@eiras_19993 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment xd
@mortalwomprat10 ай бұрын
Through the clouds, no less
@bobkermit34524 жыл бұрын
"I bet Elder Scrolls VI will be out by 2016." Elder Scrolls in 2020:
@bernhardecker94994 жыл бұрын
I hate that Elder Scrolls IV Release is already an old scar, while we are still so far away from it T-T
@sspilex4 жыл бұрын
@@bernhardecker9499 IV ?
@Roblafo4 жыл бұрын
@@bernhardecker9499 do you mean VI
@kooroshrostami274 жыл бұрын
I reckon we'll have inhibited Mars by the time TES VI is released. The last update on TES VI is a 2 year old announcement trailer featuring Skyrim world textures and Skyrim theme music.
@courier69604 жыл бұрын
I mean we have gotten Elder scrolls six times so it’s close enough I guess...
@leefeebeck91853 жыл бұрын
A wise man once said "Skyrim doesn't have bugs, it has features."
@sword81653 жыл бұрын
Doctor: You only have 3 minutes left to live. Waz: *Yeah, I've got time.*
@wingbull20094 жыл бұрын
Not teabagging nazeem in his own clothes invalidates the run
@nottitan75044 жыл бұрын
Wtf is this run btw
@06lastt894 жыл бұрын
@@nottitan7504 this speedrun is by far the best one of all speedruns in existence.
@TheHenrique87914 жыл бұрын
But he did it too
@Dylan-xx2tk4 жыл бұрын
did you and the 700+ people who liked your comment not watch the video, or...
@matteopriotto51314 жыл бұрын
@@TheHenrique8791 that's why this run is valid
@VladiSSius4 жыл бұрын
❌ Dragonborn on his journey to end Alduin. ✔️ Dragonborn on his journey to end Nazeem, the one and only threat to the Skyrim.
@Necro_fury4 жыл бұрын
Makes sense since nothing happens if you don't pursue alduin
@NotASovietSpy14 жыл бұрын
"the Skyrim"
@StardustLegend4 жыл бұрын
@@NotASovietSpy1 a yes, we gotta protect all them Skyrims from Nazeem.
@VladiSSius4 жыл бұрын
@@NotASovietSpy1
@NotASovietSpy14 жыл бұрын
@@VladiSSius good
@yesbutno34503 жыл бұрын
0:46 my face when he kills Nazeem.
@chriscaruso88763 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment holy shit im dying
@lenoirepale59823 жыл бұрын
.O.
@ShaedTheMoron3 жыл бұрын
Now this is why Speedrunning was invented. It all led to this, the perfect speedrun.
@EquanimousExile4 жыл бұрын
The fact that the name of this speedrun isn’t titled, “send Nazeem to the cloud district” is the only thing that disappointed me.
@kekero5404 жыл бұрын
Logan Skinner Like he even would get into the cloud district.
@yuzuruotonashi6594 жыл бұрын
Oh, who am I kidding, he couldn't get in
@Erendust4 жыл бұрын
The hall of the dead is in the wind district though.
@Smerdzy4 жыл бұрын
@@Erendust Underrated reply for sure 😂😂
@waluigimourner80714 жыл бұрын
That would require a Giant
@F0X_H0UND4 жыл бұрын
2:05 Me: Oh smart, He's going to use the horse to get to Whiterun quicker. Waz: *TELEPORTS THROUGH SPACE AND TIME AND GETS ARRESTED* Me: well I guess I was technically right.
@DJFreshJuice4 жыл бұрын
Time and space teleporting is a serious crime in Skyrim.
@vipervirus0814 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t stop laughing
@ozanozenir25034 жыл бұрын
F0X_H0UND can someone explain how the fuck it happened
@yaboislurp4 жыл бұрын
ozan özenir tomato anus explains horse tilting really well in his Skyrim speed run I recommend watching it
@FlannelDan904 жыл бұрын
We've been using horses wrong this entire time!
@melan8ed1974 жыл бұрын
**game starts** Dragonborn: never should’ve come here...
@BurtBot3 жыл бұрын
The thought of someone spending that much time, effort, and creativity just to kill Nazeem as fast as possible made me cry laughing. Well done!
@shekinahshy.95004 жыл бұрын
"Where's the prisoner?" "I thought you had him."
@HearthArrowandKey4 жыл бұрын
Ralof and Hadvar totally clueless
@erronblack3084 жыл бұрын
Prisoner
@bendover4244 жыл бұрын
*distant screams of a rich asshole burning to death* "What was that?"
@sebz3494 жыл бұрын
This is the best comment I've ever read.
@marcwilliams19424 жыл бұрын
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajaaaajaaaajaaaaaaaa
@nazeem80864 жыл бұрын
Yo what the fu-
@officialtoddhoward693 жыл бұрын
Even I don't like you
@tsonich3 жыл бұрын
It had to happen mate, hard feelings if you’d please.
@Shpooptypants133 жыл бұрын
Your soul is in the cloud district now boi
@user-oy3hp7gv5n3 жыл бұрын
@@Shpooptypants13 😂😂😂😂
@ascended32753 жыл бұрын
You don’t deserve a reaction
@pandapants96253 жыл бұрын
Nazeem: 👁👄👁 Dragonborn: "The truth is, it was all rigged from the start."
@curtishammer7483 жыл бұрын
Maybe Dark Brotherhood assassins kill people without looking them in the face, but I ain't a milk drinker, dig?
@ryanpeacock90044 жыл бұрын
I love how his FIRST act upon entering Skyrim is to hunt and kill Nazeem
@TheGrUnTs4 жыл бұрын
When you find out Nazeem was the one who tipped off the guards about you trying to cross the border
@7tonsofsalt8654 жыл бұрын
more like when you find out nazeem exists
@giulianomarino28644 жыл бұрын
For real?
@StormSeeker-pp1dh3 жыл бұрын
@@giulianomarino2864 nope
@pianohelper88733 жыл бұрын
But you weren't on the list so no one really tipped the guards. Imperials love their damn lists.
@Slimy_Rat3 жыл бұрын
Do you get across the border very often? Ah, what am I saying? Of course you don't.
@oneangryboi4084 жыл бұрын
Imagine being some rich guy who lives in a simple hold of Skyrim only to have a guy who was destined to be a chosen warrior of the Voice have your death as first priority on his list above all else including a bunch of dragons out to kill everyone. Edit: Yikes! That's the most likes I ever had here on KZbin. Thanks folks, I didn't think my comment would even get one like. Uh, stay safe, wear your mask outside, and always wash your hands! Might as well say something important.
@jennytulls63694 жыл бұрын
(S)hit list -Alduin -Harkon -A shit ton of other dragons Top Priority -Nazeem
@derryair94194 жыл бұрын
@@jennytulls6369 Don't forget Miraak, Mercer, The Silver Hand, Ulfric/General Tulius and Gisli
@odinson59114 жыл бұрын
Nazeem is not rich. He just brags about his farm. He doesn't even have his own house.
@bananamancer4 жыл бұрын
@@odinson5911 he may not be rich But he earned his way to the top (By the way, do you get to the Cloud district very often?)
@qblobfish37334 жыл бұрын
@@bananamanceroh what am i saying. Of course you dont
@user-nl2kk7gf9i4 жыл бұрын
The Dark Brotherhood: ''Wait thats illegal''
@icypastasauce72403 жыл бұрын
poor heimskr all i heard was “the power of talos... AHHH”
@irisinthedarkworld4 жыл бұрын
Doctor: You have three minutes left to live This guy: Nazeem has three minutes left to live
@ItchyPeenar4 жыл бұрын
“i may be going to hell but im not going alone”
@alpcelik52794 жыл бұрын
Ahahahahhaha
@Kazuhira644 жыл бұрын
So is he Nazeem...
@tomoca12464 жыл бұрын
@@Kazuhira64 you won't get it kid
@nwah44944 жыл бұрын
Still can't finish it because of 13 seconds gap. He'd have died having had pointless life the same
@archangelgabriel84934 жыл бұрын
Nazeem: Dragonborn:*wakes up in skyrim* Dragonborn: *NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE*
@brandenwest51634 жыл бұрын
You've got a lot of nerve being alive!
@xannymanny97544 жыл бұрын
I can hear the nords voice
@Gmel4054 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooooo
@maldito_sudaka4 жыл бұрын
I laughed way more than I should
@marcwilliams19424 жыл бұрын
BAAAAAAJAAAAAJAAAAAJAAAAAAAA
@HelpItIsMakingMeNameThings4 жыл бұрын
Imagine someone in real life making their way to you like this, using even the act of getting arrested as a means to get to you quicker, and eventually showing up flying in outa nowhere with choas and fire in their path to randomly take your life for the kill.
@saundroid12533 жыл бұрын
At 4 different points I was like “there’s no fkn way he can...” but you did it. You really did
@Speeplonk4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being filled with such an unquenchable rage to murder someone you defy the gods of space, time, and life just to murder one insufferable man.
@hambasri10533 жыл бұрын
To be fair, who isnt
@redacted24973 жыл бұрын
Kratos:*chuckles*
@slurpeexyza173 жыл бұрын
So, Doom Slayer?
@boserzipfelmann46293 жыл бұрын
Better even, you dont defy the gods in order to k i l l him. you defy the gods and all rules just so you can murder him s o o n e r.
@yukowolfang86453 жыл бұрын
Am I smelling a "Fallout New Vegas kill Benny speedrun" cooking?
@graves35064 жыл бұрын
I love how immediately after killing Nazeem and teabagging him, he immediately goes to murder the other most annoying man in Whiterun
@jeremycollet92694 жыл бұрын
No joke i love him and have sat through his speech sitting on that bench multiple times.
@MogusMasterSaikawa224 жыл бұрын
I like heimskr too ^^
@Akuretarie4 жыл бұрын
I always wait him in his house to offer his soul to Hircine, stupid priest.
@nawaal44524 жыл бұрын
TALOS!
@jacksonh70094 жыл бұрын
Max Middleton the Immersive Citizens mod changes Heimskr to where he occasionally sits down and silently prays instead of shouting. Essential mod if you plan on going to Whiterun at all lmao
@hazeltree77383 жыл бұрын
There once was a high elf from Summerset Who could speed around like a jet He ran from Helgen Went to the dungeons Then killed Nazeem with no regrets A tale still told to this day
@bwillems10003 жыл бұрын
"Yes, yes, I haven't touched myself in days."
@kayden21194 жыл бұрын
This is my first time seeing a Skyrim speed run and it constantly feels like a fever dream wtf
@thelegion46983 жыл бұрын
Agreed, brain broke when he just fucking t u r n e d and ran around the tower, and I was lost with the save and exit he did outside of the cave
@LuisSoto-fw3if3 жыл бұрын
@@thelegion4698 if I remember correctly, there is a feature (read:bug) that when you load a previous save and quickload a newer save, you could keep the progress made on the quickload and carry it to the real load. So, since his hands are tied he is unable to do magic, so he hasa save on the entrance of the cave, loads a game file at the entrance of the keep where the dude cuts the rope and the loads the save on the entrance (the one where his hands where still tied) and voilà! His hands are on tied.
@alacru13 жыл бұрын
A skooma dream.
@StalrosTheGreenMage14 жыл бұрын
Dragon born be like: "I dont know who I am. I dont know why I'm here. All I know is that I must kill."
@williamwontiam31663 жыл бұрын
This one very specific person.
@UnknownUserZeroZero3 жыл бұрын
"Burn and maim, until it is done!"
@kekero5403 жыл бұрын
Whenever a queen bee is born into a hive with an old or lame queen when she is born she immediately starts looking to kill the queen. Learned about that came back here for this one comment.
@Theviewerdude3 жыл бұрын
@@kekero540 so the dragonborn is basically a female bee and so is Nazeem
@TotallyNotSena3 жыл бұрын
Nazeem*
@skyounkin3 жыл бұрын
3:06 I appreciate the bonus kill on Heimskr, it really shows your dedication!!
@salahx64663 жыл бұрын
Doctor: “you have 3 minutes and 13 seconds to live” Me: “so dose Nazeem”
@ricardotejada1114 жыл бұрын
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
@selectivepontification87664 жыл бұрын
LISTEN, HEAR ME AND OBEY
@ra_alf94674 жыл бұрын
A FOUL DARKNESS HAS SEEPED INTO MY TEMPLE
@bren1marqs4 жыл бұрын
A DARKNESS THAT YOU WILL DESTROY
@gonnerkat87534 жыл бұрын
RETURN MY BEACON TO MOUNT KILKREATH.
@johnfossum90034 жыл бұрын
AND I WILL MAKE YOU THE INSTRUMENT OF MY CLEANSING LIGHT
@lucifermorningstar-mf5pg4 жыл бұрын
Finally a speed run that makes sense
@randymarshusa29284 жыл бұрын
Oh God its Jim Pickens!
@eggistopia90134 жыл бұрын
@@randymarshusa2928 praise him
@nottellingyoumyname18314 жыл бұрын
I see your pic matches your username.
@christinamcclain2654 жыл бұрын
Ah a fellow member. Praise our dear leader.
@lordmeepers72974 жыл бұрын
lucifer morningstar oh dear leader
@thegamerator103 жыл бұрын
"Do you get to the Cloud District very often?" "No, but you're about to head there yourself."
@danielmiller57784 жыл бұрын
You know, even though Nazeem talks a big game, and even though he constantly brags about going to the cloud district, just remember: this man doesn’t even have a home.
@WhisperUK4 жыл бұрын
He owns a farm/house just outside Whiteruns walls
@danielmiller57784 жыл бұрын
Bearded Scotsman Oh I didn’t know that. My bad.
@WhisperUK4 жыл бұрын
@@danielmiller5778 no worries, i only know because I followed him home to kill him while he slept, dude is annoying as fuck.
@waluigi35153 жыл бұрын
@@WhisperUK I killed him to the stairs to the left of the entrance, decapitated him at the top when no one was around.
@waluigi35153 жыл бұрын
@@WhisperUK Breinun saw me tho, so I had to kill him too, to not ruin my perfect killing spot.
@codybender53324 жыл бұрын
I’d like to think that the Dragonborn attempted to kill Nazeem, and that is why he was a prisoner in Helgen, but he escapes in like 3 seconds flat and goes after him again lmao
@AsuraBoss3 жыл бұрын
I'll fucken do it again
@CrazyRiverOtter4 жыл бұрын
Todd: "See that mountain in the distance? You can climb it!" Casuals: "You lied to us." Speedrunners: "Noted."
@U6kCtBuN4 жыл бұрын
horses are a **feature**
@a1phamalestud4 жыл бұрын
Todd: “There’s a little over 200 ending.”
@orangetoes2234 жыл бұрын
Syl Duhanaj he really say that?
@a1phamalestud4 жыл бұрын
Cultof Ian yeah for fallout 3
@malusso4 жыл бұрын
You can skyrim your way up to literaly anything in the game
@reynoalfarez3 жыл бұрын
Imagine one day killed outta nowhere by someone completely random that you never know before and then he proceed to teabag your corpse then leave stealing your clothes and identity
@burritosforlater4 жыл бұрын
Bethesda: it's still buggy and broken but it will never get more broken than it is now Waz: hold my water
@ElFudgeMusic4 жыл бұрын
He even killed Heimskr as a bonus. Doing the work of Talos, son.
@mr.kittenface16714 жыл бұрын
Ironic considering he screams his head of about Talos
@georgethakur4 жыл бұрын
@@mr.kittenface1671 I suppose Heimskr and Talos would like to meet each other
@zekun47414 жыл бұрын
There is no god but Talos and Heimskr is his messenger
@georgethakur4 жыл бұрын
@@zekun4741 STORMCLOAK ARE SKYRIM'S MUSLIMS
@zekun47414 жыл бұрын
@@georgethakur What's the problem? Allah sent angels to Muhammad to reveal his message to him. Muhammad began to criticise Mecca's pagans for their corruption, injustice and greed, as the city's impressive collection of idols attracted pilgrims and was its main source of income, making them filthy rich. They excommunicated Muhammad and he fled to Medina, where he gathered his followers and was elected as their leader. They began raiding the Meccans and in the end, conquering the city, smashing all the sinister idols, forcing the inhabitants to convert to Islam, killed those who refused. Then in Muhammad's lifetime, they conquered all of the Arabian Peninsula and Muhammad ascended to heaven from Jerusalem on horseback. What's not to like?
@flynn54984 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a rich guy in a small city living out his day when suddenly an scrawny elf in rags who just cheated death literally flies thousands of metres through cold winter, gets himself arrested and then immediately sets you on fire and asserts dominance over your crispy corpse in your own clothes in less time than it took to walk down the street
@Darius72_4 жыл бұрын
Best fucking comment
@clay895934 жыл бұрын
This this comment was hilarious, gave me some serious laughs
@airis16744 жыл бұрын
Guess no one looked at the date, he did it on valentine's day.
@tendowav3 жыл бұрын
imagine a new born baby like "watch this speed run" and just glitches and disappears
@yuugagazamee60204 жыл бұрын
Nazeem: My parents aren't home This speedrunner:
@shiggitydiggity48394 жыл бұрын
"do you get to the cloud district very often?" *SHIT NEGRO, THATS ALL YOU HAD TO SAY*
@ammagon45194 жыл бұрын
@@shiggitydiggity4839 finally, the meme is put to good use.
@august44764 жыл бұрын
2:14
@sanitarycockroach90384 жыл бұрын
"What is that thing? Could the legends be true?" "Legends don't kill Nazeem in under 3 minutes."
@jayrushton69913 жыл бұрын
This man's been training for this moment his whole life
@judgement87392 жыл бұрын
new doctor: you have 2 minutes to live waz: *so does nazeem.*
@kinnarawanderer4 жыл бұрын
The best was him being like 'this isn't fast enough', waiting an hour to summon a horse, and using it to launch himself several miles through the air That or straight ducking Alduin to run around the outside of the tower which I've *never* seen before
@shaynehughes66454 жыл бұрын
Imagine literally running by the world-eater to go murder some rich bloke
@ammagon45194 жыл бұрын
@@shaynehughes6645 a much bigger threat.
@prct67684 жыл бұрын
@@shaynehughes6645 Eat the rich.
@silverdragon73854 жыл бұрын
Zu'u Alduin, first born of Akatosh. I am lord of the dovah and the Wor... did that mortal just run past me?
@chavzone4 жыл бұрын
So you've just never watched any Skyrim speedrun before
@Thunderglue4 жыл бұрын
dO yOu go To tHe cLoUD desTriCt veRy ofTeN ?
@ra_alf94674 жыл бұрын
I would let you know that there's no pussies
@bronzejourney57844 жыл бұрын
''Oh, actually coming from there...''
@alexgmeinwieser40764 жыл бұрын
German: Seid ihr oft im Wolken Bezirk? Oh,natürlich seid ihr es nicht.
@Thunderglue4 жыл бұрын
@@alexgmeinwieser4076 How dare you
@alexgmeinwieser40764 жыл бұрын
@@Thunderglue you are a monster
@jameshogge4 жыл бұрын
2:18 You even went via the cloud district?!
@futuristicbus613 жыл бұрын
A killing nazeem speed run? Hell yes. I love watching Skyrim speed runners do things
@ethandunn70264 жыл бұрын
The whole concept of setting out on a journey with the soul purpose to kill one specific npc as fast as possible is just the funniest thing in the world to me
@mishael86314 жыл бұрын
Isn't that the goal of the game? Kill Alduin?
@cardarom4 жыл бұрын
1970: I bet we’ll have flying cars in the future! 2020: Skyrim Nazeem% Speedrun
@albedougnut4 жыл бұрын
Who needs flying cars when you can just jump off of a horse on a slope?
@anubeia4 жыл бұрын
Where we’re going, we don’t need slopes.
@j-skullz4 жыл бұрын
when you realise none of those words would've made sense to anyone in 1970
@anubeia4 жыл бұрын
People in the 1970s didn’t communicate by clicking their tongues. The English language has barely changed in the last fifty years. Furthermore, people were fantasising not only about flying cars, but also rockets being used for public mass transportation as well as instantaneous teleportation since at least 1890.
@j-skullz4 жыл бұрын
@@anubeia pretty sure that if you walked up to any random person in 1970 and said the words "Skyrim Nazeem% Speedrun" they wouldn't know wtf you were talking about dude, stop being pendantic.
@chorkesdonevan98473 жыл бұрын
The guy with the horse was just chilling and then a prisoner comes up takes his horse and flies away... he was having a bad day
@jb72544 жыл бұрын
*game begins and coffin dance music starts playing* Nazeem: Hmm, wait who are you???
@justin23084 жыл бұрын
What Bethesda Expected Our Hit List To Be: Silver Hand, Mercer, Harkon, Miraak, the Emperor, Alduin, and a leader of one army in the Civil War. What the Skyrim fandom really has as the hit list: Nazeem, Children, and Meridia (because of her damn beacon) EDIT: AND Maven. You guys can stop correcting me now.
@fartlol98574 жыл бұрын
Lydia, Heimskr, and Maven too
@pabloduarte17224 жыл бұрын
And only Nazeem is killable, sooo...
@Weldedhodag4 жыл бұрын
Silver hand did nothing wrong
@Amishhellcat4 жыл бұрын
you forgot "battleborn, give me your money!" :p
@treelicker21454 жыл бұрын
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!
@andrewhunt98084 жыл бұрын
Doctor: You have three minutes left to live. Me:
@lickylicky92324 жыл бұрын
3:13
@beercan99914 жыл бұрын
2:48
@Altered-Beast4 жыл бұрын
Me: 2:15
@ImperatorTrajun4 жыл бұрын
Nazeem just walked out of that doctor's office
@chefboyjc94394 жыл бұрын
"Fuck you" *unplugs life support*
@lzrshark6174 жыл бұрын
I envy your swiftness. I've been trying to figure out a way to kill him without getting evicted from Whiterun for about a month. Found out this afternoon that you can reverse-pickpocket a frenzy poison into his inventory with the right perks, and he'll go postal in the town square and the guards will kill him for you. 20 minutes of preparation, 2 fortify restoration loops, and a handful of err-on-the-safe-side potions later, and I'm invisible, watching Jon Battle-Born, Isolda, and Carlotta beat him to death after he attacked them. Such a tragedy, a man suddenly losing his mind like that and turning on his neighbors out of nowhere. I definitely didn't know anything about what happened when questioned, will absolutely 'report anything I know to the guards', definitely did not wait until nightfall with another invisibility potion to loot literally everything off his corpse so that he's lying in the street in his underwear, and definitely did not rename his dagger 'Rest in Oblivion, Nazeem' and mount it over my door like a trophy. Also will definitely not be downloading the 'killable children' mod so I can get rid of Braith next, so I can walk outside my house without her screaming at me about how she'll fight me every 3 seconds. Or I might just pull SpiffingBrit's paralysis poison exploit repeatedly and leave her paralyzed forever like a living trophy. I may be playing a chaotic good hero this run, but I have my limits, and I've accidentally done far worse (got railroaded into the House of Horrors quest by accident, found out that there was no way to save the Boethia guy).
@roadhouse69993 жыл бұрын
"We're in the fifth dimension, Cooper."
@skippingstep15154 жыл бұрын
Virgin Nazeem: *Gets to Cloud District* Chad Dragonborn: *Gets to Clouds*
@pogfishfruity37313 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@thepowerlies3 жыл бұрын
Sends Nazeem to clouds*
@skippygh0st2484 жыл бұрын
Nazeem: Do you get- Dragonborn: *I diagnose you with dead*
@REDesertWolfSage4 жыл бұрын
"We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption" best line still has me rolling everytime I hear him say it.