This guy legit completes the game in the time it takes for me to get to Riverwood...
@cacs22018 жыл бұрын
He finishes the game in the time I finish my char creation
@kiralynshealy8 жыл бұрын
It takes me an hour just to climb the stair to the graybeards.
@tatummaddox83718 жыл бұрын
More like just trying to find the stares in general lol
@kiralynshealy8 жыл бұрын
+Tatum Maddox or trying to find Lydia after you accidentally pushed her off.
@janisir45298 жыл бұрын
+Caio Prado Lol, you ONLY spend 1.5 hours on your character? N00b. You finish the game before I finish my character creation!
@quarteroy3226 жыл бұрын
Me: has 204 hours in skyrim me: stops at 10 minute mark to avoid spoilers
@maiqthetruther10396 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@smpxdemonbeast84475 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Odezious5 жыл бұрын
Quarteroy , lol
@alerionlynx35795 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahaha dude yes exactly. Funny shit
@Reredundant5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA That was like going into the riverwood lololol
@Thucydites5 жыл бұрын
So you tell Faendal to follow you, then turn around and proceed to scale up a mountain... he truly didn’t know what he had just signed up for
@ajaxtanner8745 жыл бұрын
like "ok, thanks bud what's your na- HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT"
@MrDunnwall4 жыл бұрын
Poor Faendal
@huggablebears3 жыл бұрын
Hey, they spent MINUTES to get faendal to follow them. If faendal doesn’t follow them to oblivion and beyond now for the rest of his life, it’d just be rude.
@jammiewins3 жыл бұрын
@@huggablebears Seconds even. Faendal hadn't even spoken to them and then they turn up saying "don't worry, you can date that woman now, but only after you help me save the world"
@joshsnider61863 жыл бұрын
And then he just randomly stops and waits in place for an hour repeatedly.
@DTeeko4 жыл бұрын
Sprints for 10 seconds and then rests for an hour.. Finally a hero I can relate to
@brucechamberlin25453 жыл бұрын
Actually pretty funny comment!
@eliasvonbrille2 жыл бұрын
Smart.
@KetoBuffed Жыл бұрын
Run and wainting is not a glitch?
@Maggot00679 Жыл бұрын
@@KetoBuffedtechnically no, since it's an in-game mechanic
@MrEmiosk11 ай бұрын
@@KetoBuffedis fast travel?
@averageasian54626 жыл бұрын
He solved the Sven and Faendal love triangle drama in less than 20 seconds lol.
@kevinlaw4946 жыл бұрын
Are you saying that Dr Phil is the dragonborn
@pufferfish87146 жыл бұрын
Kevin Law or that the Dragonborn is dr Phil
@OvargasSecurity6 жыл бұрын
To quote the famous MXR “Camilla is a whore”!!! Lmao!! Best moment in Skyrim history on KZbin. Kid makes me laugh all the time!
@conformistbastard98425 жыл бұрын
I had to stop watching mxr a couple months ago when he started with the lovers lab shit. Comment sections on his vids are now slam full of perverts furries and losers. Had to bounce shit got weird lmao
@shamanicdude86055 жыл бұрын
Conformist Bastard Nothing beats family friendly squares so don’t worry
@sheapeden66166 жыл бұрын
*Walks into high hrothgar *Uses unrelenting force on Master Borri *Ferociously body checks Master Arngeir five times “Quest completed”
@oemahkucing78766 жыл бұрын
that part was funny :D
@lindahosey9845 жыл бұрын
Shea Peden when is that
@goon_Jo5 жыл бұрын
24:00
@GtaRockt9 жыл бұрын
When you gotta save the world at 2 but have a date at 4
@jonipihvi8 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@kiploff33358 жыл бұрын
Implying I have a girlfriend to go on a date with
@kiploff33358 жыл бұрын
I'm not saying you're wrong
@GtaRockt8 жыл бұрын
FanOf NewVegas can you really call it a date if she's already your gf? In my humble opinion (but I could be wrong, so just bear with me and tell me what you think about it. I'm not criticizing your's. I just wanna tell you my input and then hear your input) a date is with a girl/guy you want to be your gf/bf. Like you meet someone on tinder and then you are like "yo wanna go on a date eh". If you already are in an emotional (and hopefully physical) relationship with this person, I'd not call it a date but more a ... I don't know buddy. "Meet up" or "Going out" sincerely LWMAR
@kiploff33358 жыл бұрын
Hm. Maybe you have a point with the first part, but I'm not entirely sure if it'd be considered more of a "meet up" or anything.
@TheInvshika3 жыл бұрын
I just imagine the npcs seeing your character sprint for a bit, yell “WULD”, and then stand motionless for an hour
@walterfielding90793 жыл бұрын
NPC 1- "Hey Eric?" NPC 2- "Yeah Harry?" NPC 1- "Why is that elf just standing there?" NPC 2- "I don't know, it's weird isn't it?" Dragonborn Whirlwind Sprints forward then stops. NPC 2- "WHAT THE HELL DID SHE JUST DO?" NPC 1- "I haven't a clue? She's just standing there again!" NPC 2- "Screw this! I'm going home and never stepping foot outside again!"
@ricardolechinski40252 жыл бұрын
"I need to ask you to stop, that speedrunning is making people nervous"
@Theendman426 жыл бұрын
Some odd years later: "Hey Faendal, have you always been living a boring life here in Riverwood?" Faendal: "Well…there was this one time I had a pretty crazy hour and an half, eh, but that was a long time ago."
@ludowic81876 жыл бұрын
Your comment killed me xd, thanks for the laughs
@xananymous4316 жыл бұрын
Theendman guy:how crazy are we talking about Faendal: eh! Crazy enough to just run around skyrim in a min and helping this guy infiltrates thalmor embassy with nothing but a ragged cloth no weapon no magic and only one septim and also steal some important document ps:he’s a beggar
@blackandwhiteduo49716 жыл бұрын
@@xananymous431 😂 this comment needs to get pinned
@santv92846 жыл бұрын
Theendman I killed faendal for food before he even got to see Camilla again because I was a vampire and I didn’t know I could cure myself
@ungeflamme27415 жыл бұрын
its funny how skyrim uses alot of norwegian names for their characters, and they chose to call one character "faendal" which literally translates to "fuck valley".
@Codex_06138 жыл бұрын
"you need to defeat Alduin to save the world" "k. brb in an hour"
@andrejoss4757 жыл бұрын
technically in-game time would be more like few days because of all the 1 hour waiting for stamina :D
@sleepiestpyramid50167 жыл бұрын
andrejoss475 .....
@etaidade39837 жыл бұрын
still faster then my playthrough mine took 2 real life years
@swaydagger98337 жыл бұрын
Codex hey remember that elf who escaped us and turned out being Dragonborn? Yah why? they just saved the world in about a week tops
@Will-yw2ed6 жыл бұрын
Codex hahaha tru
@dogwiththeteeth31355 жыл бұрын
*the slapping of barefeet on rock intensifies*
@Blaz1ngFury4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao good ass commentary
@KidGimmick4 жыл бұрын
"Yes." the orc replied. "...and that is how you were born."
@StarmaGeddon3 жыл бұрын
my feet felt cold by hearing this
@FARSIKATZ3 жыл бұрын
@@StarmaGeddon LMAO! my feet felt cold after i read your comment and now the bottom of one is kinda cold LMAO!
@jlinus72514 жыл бұрын
When you *really* don't want to be the dragonborn so you rush through your epic quest to live a calm life as a farmer after.
@WokeGhettoSpiritualist3 жыл бұрын
*After you get out of jail for stealing the cheese wheel.
@jlinus72513 жыл бұрын
@@WokeGhettoSpiritualist of course. I thought that was a given.
@SpecialProjectY3 жыл бұрын
"epic quest" Honestly, 99% of gameplay in Skyrim is side quests that have little ties to main storyline and are usually either a fetch quest or kill something.
@morningstar523 жыл бұрын
@@SpecialProjectY you missed the point of the original comment/joke and just wanted to share your opinion, right? bc thats what it seems like
@SpecialProjectY3 жыл бұрын
@@morningstar52 What joke in the original comment?
@sadken78005 жыл бұрын
Guard : " you have commited crime-" Speedrunner : "take me" Guard : "smart ma-" *Loading screen*
@mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica9694 жыл бұрын
*wo-
@Jamplays5924 жыл бұрын
"You have commited crimes against smart"
@GoldenDlegon4 жыл бұрын
You hah smart mah
@farengarsecret-fire95974 жыл бұрын
"You h... Smart w"
@user-vc3sr6pl6k3 жыл бұрын
I read this comment at the exact second that part of the video happened 😮
@melasaik92036 жыл бұрын
This feels like watching a Dragonborn that got a major anxiety attack after finding out that they’re Dragonborn and now they’re so stressed that they just run
@Corgibear-6 жыл бұрын
😆 I love this comment
@conformistbastard98425 жыл бұрын
He just wanted to get this whole destiny bs out of the way real quick
@mastermemer80935 жыл бұрын
Conformist Bastard haha yea
@Mountiandrewz5 жыл бұрын
Lol, I was just thinking it's like one of those memes, when Bae Is home alone and you just bought skyrimfor the first time, so you only got one option.....
@thesource43245 жыл бұрын
Conformist Bastard lmaoo
@n0tjus8 жыл бұрын
"glitchless" and "Skyrim" in the same sentence, glorious
@escapedelatinoamerica34807 жыл бұрын
Get / Here LMFAO 😆
@emperorofrome6927 жыл бұрын
Perfect comment!
@Krushniccc7 жыл бұрын
glorious indeed
@willumpnunuleduoincurve20097 жыл бұрын
XDD
@Pathsfound7 жыл бұрын
Glitchless is harder to complete than Legendary
@dontwatchmydoomvideos4 жыл бұрын
8:43 imagine living in riverwood and looking up to see the dragonborn and her stolen horse scaling an 80degree incline
@adamantine77774 жыл бұрын
With Feandal desperately climbing behind trying to catch up
@Sleepyjew4 жыл бұрын
I'd just let the crazy fucker keep it.
@thaddeus-thomas4 жыл бұрын
Its a giant goat masquerading as a horse
@heydararamju20002 жыл бұрын
"Must be my imagination"
@Galathorn2 жыл бұрын
“I gotta get off the skooma”
@SomeCanine5 жыл бұрын
>Thugs walking up mountain >Two dragons fighting >Sees someone shooting magic arrows and shouting like a dragon "We're here to teach you a lesson"
@lucasfernandes3644 жыл бұрын
"... about teamwork!"
@seanbcusack4 жыл бұрын
"it just works" - todd howard
@CelineCatalina984 жыл бұрын
"never should have come here"
@generaltullius45114 жыл бұрын
“Why are the replies only quotes?”
@SomeCanine4 жыл бұрын
@@generaltullius4511 "Skyrim belongs to the Nords!"
@unmitigateddisaster37936 жыл бұрын
You know Paarthurnax had to be pissed off that the Dragonborn showed up to fight Alduin at lvl 4 being followed by a bunch of thugs after a stolen Cheese Wheel.
@c0ldm-ampupatcucatade4ori5 жыл бұрын
I Beated alduin at level 15 in a normal playthru... Idk if it's normal and I mean I killed him
@c0ldm-ampupatcucatade4ori5 жыл бұрын
@nicoloco9974 I changed it with 1 difficulty, It was too easy
@bobthebuilder13604 жыл бұрын
@Roll tide Roll I'm not gon lie I play skyrim on pussy mode because that game pisses me off but I still love it
@precioustories034 жыл бұрын
Add to that the dragonborn is doing such weird shit...Sheogorath approves 👍
@darkerdaemon77944 жыл бұрын
@@bobthebuilder1360 I always play on Legendary difficulty, but only because I can't help myself and end up breaking the games balance... Super potions, crazy damage and health bonuses, et cetera...
@NorthRemembers6 жыл бұрын
Hired thugs casually walking up the throat of the world to teach the DB a lesson end up helping him fight Alduin. Perfect.
@Igi2934 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@surrk10574 жыл бұрын
HamzatheFarhat One time I was at High Hrothgar and when they were going to teach me “wuld”, I heard “We’re here to teach you a lesson” by a Hired thug. I thought the Greybeards said that until I thought the greybeards was about to attack me (they attacked the thugs), I freaked out.
@ianmci4 жыл бұрын
1:04:15 those have got to be the most dedicated Hired Thugs in all of Skyrim, climbing the throat of the world just for this.
@pmurnion2 жыл бұрын
I have been attacked by Hired Thugs just there. On Legendary. It was hilarious. I was approaching Paarthunax when they walked in, one at a time. Mr P torched and chewed them up. I just dodged in with the sword here and there ...
@victoriahowe56095 жыл бұрын
“Few can withstand the voice of the Greybeards” *Faendal stands bored and unphased*
@mycatisveryfloof85205 жыл бұрын
Lol
@OmarTheAtheistAziz5 жыл бұрын
who is Faendal omg every1 comments on this 1 NPC
@Kevin-wx7wu5 жыл бұрын
@@OmarTheAtheistAziz wood elf follower from riverwood, look it up on uesp he's kind of important in this run
@whitehorse85584 жыл бұрын
@@NascimentoKVN Da fuk?
@nickthompson18124 жыл бұрын
Alucard Soul Master can’t blame you, have a level 87 that hasn’t spoken to delphine yet ;)
oh hey waddup fam lmao, can u go get my horn i left it at this hot chick's burrow last night, oh and when u get back ill teach you some really fire ass shouts, you're gonna love em. OH! AND COULD YOU KILL AN ALL POWERFUL DEMON-LIKE DRAGON WHILE YOU'RE AT IT?
@dylantrimmer42796 жыл бұрын
iquityoutube One hour later,” Yeah bitch. Dat all?
@carlmaw75406 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Elend1lx9 жыл бұрын
I lost it when the bandits came at the Throat of the World when fucking dragons are fighting. "We are here to teach you a lesson", lol. Badass.
@filipminigun9 жыл бұрын
+Elend1lx I KNOW RIGHT LOL
@MisterZealot7 жыл бұрын
"Hired Thug resisted Dragonrend" lmfao
@Zatweeb7 жыл бұрын
I'm in the middle of being a vampire lord destroying a camp some thugs come up and says that
@FARSIKATZ3 жыл бұрын
that was so stupid omg, it was the stupidity of it all for me 🤣🤣
I mean, in game time with the waiting is probably way longer
@duanedoldrum75702 жыл бұрын
Well Alduin never died or slept to be reawakened to begin with.
@101m4n6 жыл бұрын
CHARGES INTO SHOP Sven wanted to trick you into believing this letter was from faendal. What are you talking about... CHARGES OUT OF SHOP
@ErenCorvo6 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@ErenCorvo6 жыл бұрын
@Superior Spider-Man I was crying laughing
@ErenCorvo6 жыл бұрын
@Superior Spider-Man well it's not crying from sorrow actually ahah
@kayleecaca5 жыл бұрын
*IM NOT HERE TO EXPLAIN, I'M JUST THE MESSENGER*
@lightish37545 жыл бұрын
*shop door opens* Camilla: "hey! How can I hel-" Dragonborn: "justsoyouknowsvenfakedalettertomakeyouwanttostopseeingfaendal--" Camilla: "woah, slow down ma'am, what are you?" Dragonborn: "okaycoolbye" Camilla: "wait a minute, you what?" *Door slams behind Dragonborn*
@fibstheman7 жыл бұрын
The most impressive part is "glitchless". He managed an hour and a half of Skyrim without suffering a glitch?!
@dylantrimmer42796 жыл бұрын
Skyrim without a glitch questionable. I have reason to believe this is not even Skyrim.
@Justin-gb4dv6 жыл бұрын
I have been scouring threw these comments.. This is the first comment I saw who caught that as well. Thank you. I am not going crazy.
@scar4456 жыл бұрын
he glitches the guy inside helgen keep to skip dialouge by bumping him. thus making this video null and void
@andreasrossini6 жыл бұрын
scar445 pretty sure that‘s not a glitch but how the game was actually designed.
@Nighterlev6 жыл бұрын
Due to people still reading this 6 years later, here's the definition of exploit - In video games, an exploit is the use of a bug or glitch, in a way that gives a substantial unfair advantage to players using it. However, whether particular acts constitute an exploit can be controversial, typically involving the argument that the issues are part of the game, and no changes or external programs are needed to take advantage of them. Yes, exploits are in fact glitches. Been hard confirmed since 2003. This is not a glitchless run. Original comment - It's a clickbait title entirely. He uses a glitch 19 seconds within the start of the video, walking on the wall and skipping the whole dragon stuff. He also uses the Horse to climb the walls. So yes, he used glitches.
@DjordjeMomcilovic-bg6tz6 жыл бұрын
Paarthurnax: I... You... The... Our... But... Perhaps... Haha... There... But... Here... I... There... Hmm... Why... *IF U COULD LEARN DRAGONREND*
@Resi1ience3 жыл бұрын
Faendal: "I appreciate the help. Lead thw way." Dragonborn: *crosses a river, ups a hill, scales a mountain and treads past bleak falls barrow at incredible speed* Faendal: "Wh"
@dalfador16658 жыл бұрын
Farengar: "You know if you've got the aptitude, you should join the mage-" *Door swinging as methed up high elf sprints out of Dragonsreach*
@b00m0ny0u8 жыл бұрын
I don't care how much gold you are paying me, if I am a hired thug, there is no way I am trying to run up on a dude when he is IN THE MIDDLE OF TWO DUELING DRAGONS.
@joeriandries8 жыл бұрын
so true... just w8 till the guy is worn down from the fight with the dragons, easyer money lol
@ninjahaz01808 жыл бұрын
Joeri Andries then unrelenting forced off a cliff from trying to kill the dragonborn in the middle of fighting dragons. No matter how weak he is. Lol
@joeriandries8 жыл бұрын
well you took the job expecting to fight him at full force, so you'll probably be prepared to take him down atleast if he's weakened :p
@tobiasziesmann17207 жыл бұрын
As a hired Thug, you would never want to battle someone who'll take on Alduin
@McHaven076 жыл бұрын
Faendal: *catches up* "Oh, hey, I finally caught up. Hey, now that we've got a sec, what's your na--?" Dragonborn: *rides off again* Faendal: *sighs, starts running again*
@kevinlaw4946 жыл бұрын
Faendal must be RIPPED
@blackandwhiteduo49716 жыл бұрын
😅 made my day thanks. Just imagine faendal saying that a 1 and a half hour was him helping saving the world
@thefailtrain22024 жыл бұрын
Faendal walked back into the Sleeping Giant Inn, an hour after some goldskin bint ran off with him. He'd clearly gained at least two stone - all muscle - yet was wearing the exact same clothes. The only differences were the scorched edges of said clothes - and his hair - ...and the vacant, slightly awed look on his face. "Faendal!" cried one of the more coherent townsfolk, "You've only been gone an hour; what happened?!" "I'm...not entirely sure," the Bosmer replied quietly, sounding quite confused. "One second, I was watching that Altmer lady steal an entire party's worth of food - and the plates under the food - the next, I was fighting Alduin with some bandits on the Throat of the World. I feel like I've learned more about the world in the past hour than in all the 37 years of my life, yet I honestly couldn't tell you what that crazy bitch's name was... Somebody get me a drink."
@Shazibee4 жыл бұрын
Greybeards: *Summon the Dragonborn* Dragonborn: *Is literally outside their door, immediately enters, shouts, then proceeds to aggressively nudge them while sprinting around*
@joshuavaldes29087 жыл бұрын
he takes an hour 28 mins to beat the game from NG. i take an hour 28 mins to finish exploring 70% of a dwarven ruin
@reallyriley1237 жыл бұрын
Joshua Valdes lol same that is the only part of the game i still have trouble maneuvering in and knowing where i am. (Even with my combined 1200 or so hours on the game)
@joshuagraham57506 жыл бұрын
*played game and restarts from scratch multiple times* Now what was the claw combination again?.
@harperhyatt11116 жыл бұрын
Same
@legopenguin96 жыл бұрын
hey can i just say fuck blackreach
@micah24556 жыл бұрын
Cool Smile I'd rather go to hell then go to blackreach ever again (except for the hidden dragon boss)
@allfire6667 жыл бұрын
I like how some thugs went up the entire throat of the world to teach "a lesson" to the dragonborn that is currently fighting Alduin
@veyseltarhan82356 жыл бұрын
lolll
@kruziikedits52236 жыл бұрын
They did that to me to when I was trying to get the glitch with the grey beards with the ice shout XD
@teamfossil63126 жыл бұрын
Not to mention that the only things this guy stole were owned by the greybeards, so a greybeard went down the mountain, into a town, and put up a contract, then the thugs came up the mountain
@thegamingpigeon32166 жыл бұрын
It's funny considering this person is doing a speedrun and the thugs ended up attacking Alduin. They're actually helping.
@ChrissRoss16 жыл бұрын
No they were attacking paarthurnax I think
@UncleSiam6 жыл бұрын
This must be that bad game reviewer I saw. "SKYRIM lacked content and was too short, I finished it in only a little over an hour!"
@rjbain07936 жыл бұрын
Lil kids be like: wot hacker how ish posible 😂
@woolly2686 жыл бұрын
This is a main quest but remember that there are a lot of side quests, caves, forts, towns, dragons, and other thing
@felixrogers95696 жыл бұрын
woolly26 r/woosh
@lavaleader34555 жыл бұрын
Emperor Grievous This isn’t reddit. You don’t need the r/
@jozuLMAO5 жыл бұрын
@@lavaleader3455 the r/ is optional lol
@rockead775 жыл бұрын
Faendal: "Can we sit and rest a minute??" Dovahkiin: "They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!"
@thaddeus-thomas4 жыл бұрын
Alduin!!!
@thefinestcreations86986 жыл бұрын
Hunter 1: what's the craziest thing you saw ever? Hunter 2: once a man came out of a cave ran past me stopped at a cliff and slept for an hour then jumped off.
@bhavya.prashant5 жыл бұрын
You sir! You made my day! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Guille645 жыл бұрын
Why does he do that???
@tallast50435 жыл бұрын
Guille64 Stamina
@mightymarlin974 жыл бұрын
So you stood there watching a man sleep on a cliff for an hour, yet you pretend that he's the weird one.
@WarriorOfTheLostLand4 жыл бұрын
Just another day in Tamriel.
@jb_lofi6 жыл бұрын
Wow, those Hired Thugs were tenacious. Follow you to the top of the highest mountain and decide to "teach you a lesson" as two ancient dragons fight to the death surrounded by falling meteors and magic that shakes the foundation of Tamriel itself. All because you stole some cheese or something.
@andrewwiseman54306 жыл бұрын
That's some quality cheese right there. I'd climb to the top of the highest mountain to exact revenge on cheese of that caliber.
@walterfielding90793 жыл бұрын
Hired Thugs- "She's at the Throat of the World? That's going to cost you triple!" Client- "She stole my cheese." Hired Thugs- "SHE STOLE YOUR CHEESE!?! Half price for you, and we're tracking this mother f****r down, no matter where she is!"
@Delaving5 жыл бұрын
"You can only meet Paarthurnax if your Thu'um is strong enough, Dragonborn." "Except if you are a hired thug."
@jamescook165 жыл бұрын
Delaving is that for real I’m not that far yet in the video but that would be a major time cut for sure
@hanneskr975 жыл бұрын
@@jamescook16 so great when they casually walked by
@f.jideament4 жыл бұрын
Alduin in background, thug walks to you slowly and says "I'm here to teach you a lesson." Wtf skyrim
@mattmac40874 жыл бұрын
Thug Life at its finest
@NinjaBusCow4 жыл бұрын
@@f.jideament They mean serious bidness.
@jf135794 жыл бұрын
Can we take a moment to appreciate how flawlessly this player runs over rocks/mountains
@nwodepopulationcomingverys12882 жыл бұрын
Why is that difficult
@DieEineMieze Жыл бұрын
They just write weird ass comments for like don't bother
@evanbaker8903 Жыл бұрын
Shits hard
@kingofkings6526 жыл бұрын
"You have committed crimes..." begins the guard, "Smart." he finishes.
@jacquesoberholzer78035 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@joy_gantic5 жыл бұрын
"You have committed crimes again. Smart."
@naufalfirdaus17675 жыл бұрын
this dude climbing up high hrothgar with footwraps
@zhefaloosia79535 жыл бұрын
And not using the 7000 steps
@horatio8994 жыл бұрын
Bro I used glass armour I grind until that *FUCKING* *TROLL* *CANT* *HURT* *ME* *ANYMORE*
@DariusGOLaru4 жыл бұрын
@@horatio899 Join the companions Become a furry Kill Troll lol
@imurdaddy24054 жыл бұрын
@@DariusGOLaru YESSSS
@tahabashir37794 жыл бұрын
@@horatio899 i usually just get a horse and make a run for it past the troll, or hire a mercenary to tank the damage while i shower arrows and firebolts at him.
@chartreuse16414 жыл бұрын
This was a Whiterun guard when he didn't took an arrow to the knee
@thenightofthelivingdeadbea61104 жыл бұрын
Take*
@oseobo_56144 жыл бұрын
Should be top comment
@dylangsw30394 жыл бұрын
fun fact arrow to the knee actually refers to getting married
@tardonator4 жыл бұрын
@@dylangsw3039 It doesn't.
@dylangsw30394 жыл бұрын
@@tardonator yes it does even skyrim devs said it does and refers to a old saying
@august75356 жыл бұрын
Balgruuf: By my honor, I name you Thane of Whiterun! Dragonborn: Cool cool, now I need to trap a dragon in the palace! Balgruuf: . . .
@hellohello61245 жыл бұрын
I know this is an old comment but I just did my own "speedrun" today and I hadn't finished the conversation so I did this on accident
@mixicek91384 жыл бұрын
Hello Hello cool i just start playing
@TheSummerwine17 жыл бұрын
Bandit - "Now ain't this a surprise!" *Dovakin runs right past him* Bandit - "but..."
@namiswwan27815 жыл бұрын
Dovahkiin*
@farengarsecret-fire95974 жыл бұрын
Bandit: "but I thought it was a surprise, tho..."
@shayfales94456 жыл бұрын
Dragonborn : kills alduin Guard : yeah we are gonna have to arrest you for stealing a cheese wheel
@bugra83164 жыл бұрын
Dude they worth it
@Sonek4BR4 жыл бұрын
A thief is a thief. Either in the game or rl it still a damn thief.
@jacksonmeshaw52494 жыл бұрын
@@Sonek4BR Ok but like are you gonna take the guy to jail that literally save the damn world for stealing a cheese wheel? Nah i didn’t think so.
@jacksonmeshaw52494 жыл бұрын
@Eating Danger But you have to take into count that he saved everyone’s life and they should be able to afford to give a cheese wheel
@hermonymusofsparta4 жыл бұрын
@@jacksonmeshaw5249 Doesn't matter in a court of law
@OPbob4 жыл бұрын
took him 3:45 minutes to destroy Svens whole life..savage
@Ramusculus Жыл бұрын
but appropriate
@EnoughCactus5 жыл бұрын
"You have committed crimes. Smart man."
@bhavya.prashant5 жыл бұрын
Made my day! 😂😂😂😂
@LeEpicTimee4 жыл бұрын
Best comment on this video
@MrDunnwall4 жыл бұрын
Im dying
@heretohavefun56464 жыл бұрын
Woman
@dardoura4 жыл бұрын
You have committed smart. Man crimes.
@FAonYoutube7 жыл бұрын
I love how he's already waiting behind the door at High Hrothgar after killing the first dragon. - DOVAHKIIN ! - (instantly opens the door) Yes ? Hilarious shoulder barges on the Greybeards as well.
@juliancruz17506 жыл бұрын
Dragonborn : Defeats Alduin at the Throat Of The World Also Dragonborn : YOU'VE REACHED LEVEL 5!
@thaddeus-thomas4 жыл бұрын
Its a giant goat masquerading as a horse lol
@logando33054 жыл бұрын
At the time this dude dinished the game, I had gotten to 100 sneak. yes, i used an exploit. Yes, it felt like it took years.
@zacharysimpson73534 жыл бұрын
@@logando3305 I got my sneak up to 100 before I even left the cave, where the bear was from the beginning LoL. I swear the higher are level the harder they are.
@logando33054 жыл бұрын
@@zacharysimpson7353 yeah thats how i got to 100 sneak. i said it FELT like it took a long time, not that it actually took a long time
@zacharysimpson73534 жыл бұрын
@@logando3305 the monsters were super strong... But I think sneak took me hour's .... Can't remember
@valentins.26373 жыл бұрын
The waiting one hour for regaining stamina is so obvious and simple yet it never came to my mind in my hundreds of hours in this game
@Hurtydwarf8 жыл бұрын
I've always found it so great that the Moth Priests spent their entire life training to read Elder Scrolls, and almost always end up blind because of it, yet you just rip this thing open and walk away like it was nothing.
@alexg39118 жыл бұрын
Hurtydwarf lmao true
@nathancassidy23348 жыл бұрын
The only reason he could read it was because he reading it on a rift that had been made after sending Alcuin away.
@iamvaingloriusbitch46748 жыл бұрын
because he is a dragon
@iamvaingloriusbitch46748 жыл бұрын
dragon born
@Sandokiri7 жыл бұрын
Both times you read Elder Scrolls (the Dragon at the World-Wound, and the Blood (technically all three) at the Ancestor Glade,) you are standing in a nexus of power that harmonises with them. In Dragon's case, the nexus is the paradox that was caused when Felldir wielded it against Alduin. In Blood's case, the nexus is the combination of your swarm of Ancestor Moths and whatever is generating the lightwell (though even with these advantages, you almost get screwed up by the reading.) Moth Priests don't tend to have either advantage when reading Scrolls, so they need prep time and risk for any reading (as seen with Dexion.)
@SlaRs1336 жыл бұрын
1:04:06 When you're fighting the world-eater at the throat of the world but someone hires some random thugs to kill you because of some random cheese wheel you stole.
@Rethaxian6 жыл бұрын
Right? Like where and why and how.
@friendfris96996 жыл бұрын
LMAO HAHAHAHA
@tl25546 жыл бұрын
i was drinking tea dude ... now i have to clean up sigh...
@sum12216 жыл бұрын
Pacoqueiro BR Hold up how tf did some thugs get on the throat of the world...
@dbuzzzyb6 жыл бұрын
@@sum1221 yes how on earth did they get up there.... this I also want to know. Damn good timing though you have to admit
@Sandstimes6 жыл бұрын
Delphine unlocks her top secret hiding place to talk to the Dragonborn alone and an entire group of people end up down there lmao
@saggxnoah19795 жыл бұрын
Finishes the game in 1:28:28. Me at 1.28.28: "how wide should I make my cheekbones?" .
@jadereynolds12047 жыл бұрын
In game it took this dragonborn only 13 days from her arrival in skyrim to killing alduin.
@simple_most7886 жыл бұрын
i started the college questline today just started the game 3 days ago its so much fun
@northscene6 жыл бұрын
E skyrim is easily in my top 3 favorite games of all time
@MazorKuziaki6 жыл бұрын
Well the entire Buu Saga was like 1 day, so.
@TheFlash-dr1kr6 жыл бұрын
@@northscene Oblivion is better in my opinion.
@GamSpoley8 жыл бұрын
On the peak of the tallest mountain in Skyrim, where the two eldest dragons and the last dragonborn fight in a fiery rain of fire. "We are here to teach you a lesson."
@pandagod96787 жыл бұрын
Shug Lordis Fiery rain of fire? thats redundant.
@happiness85127 жыл бұрын
Huh what's the lesson oh yeah sorry I skipped leg day I was training to save the world won't happen again
@whit31397 жыл бұрын
"Well ain't this a surprise" *Ignores and runs past*
@finn13336 жыл бұрын
WHIT lol as I read this comment that exact moment played in the video
@seanthebaptist67576 жыл бұрын
😂
@blahblahghost4 жыл бұрын
2:25 "Wait!" *already a half mile away*
@alchemicreduction38195 жыл бұрын
Faendal probably regretting sending that love letter now xD
@ruen995 жыл бұрын
Zoning out for 5 seconds feels like I missed 30 minutes of the game
@bobthebuilder13604 жыл бұрын
U probably did
@farengarsecret-fire95974 жыл бұрын
@@bobthebuilder1360 I literally came here to say that... As an all to common man has said, "you h... Smart m"
@Darkfoot213 жыл бұрын
Cuz ya did
@Shunu_6 жыл бұрын
Alduin: Come over. Me: I can't, I'm being executed. Alduin: My parents aren't home.
@victoriahowe56095 жыл бұрын
Shunu 😂😂😂😂😂
@succulentravioli9545 жыл бұрын
Vore Ok I'm sorry
@pudimy5 жыл бұрын
What
@obiwanshinobi-67425 жыл бұрын
I love that for me growing up, this was just a feeling. Now it’s a meme. That’s cool though.
@H.K.55 жыл бұрын
Me: Is Parthunnax at home though? Alduin: Um...
@KVanceH3 жыл бұрын
The quarter second of him getting stuck on random things feels like an eternity
@josephcassano62963 жыл бұрын
Lol truth
@adammarin14188 жыл бұрын
when u rent a game from Redbox.
@senpa1kush117 жыл бұрын
This year too
@Jandh628086 жыл бұрын
This comment deserves to be higher up!
@goldennoble25 жыл бұрын
Senpa1 Kush this year too
@jmarkellos8 жыл бұрын
Not many can accept the greeting from the greybeards. except of course faendal.
@lola126yearsago37 жыл бұрын
jmarkellos And lydia
@laoup266 жыл бұрын
It took me 20 minutes to realize despite playing more than 600 hours to skyrim, I never finished the main quest. So I had to stop the video in order to avoid spoil.
@jahssecondalt21476 жыл бұрын
You only needed to say It took you a little bit to realize you needed to pause to avoid spoilers, no one cares about your hours
@melpomeneouranos49736 жыл бұрын
Fine Fit I care. I think it's cool how long he was able to play without completing the main quest. If he only played like, ten hours, then it wouldn't be remarkable at all.
@jahssecondalt21476 жыл бұрын
connor is best boy good for you, your one of four people
@aerasyys6 жыл бұрын
Fine Fit It gives more of a look on how long they spent on other things besides the soul objective of the game tho
@The_SmorgMan6 жыл бұрын
I’ve played a lot of Skyrim (like everyone else watching this video) and there is a lot I still have yet to do
@nathandzivenkavieira12434 жыл бұрын
Those hired thugs delivered a real Skyrim experience
@mr.pootis70115 жыл бұрын
NPC: *talks* Speedrunner: *_IDONTHAVEENOUGHTIME_*
@ra_alf94675 жыл бұрын
"nope, sorry, nothing"
@therooster34788 жыл бұрын
Hes so good it almost makes you forget that its on legendary difficulty
@rakkatytam7 жыл бұрын
Haha acts as if this game takes skill, not surprising coming from someone with an Assassin's Creed profile picture.
@rakkatytam7 жыл бұрын
TheRealManiac Don't care if someone gets triggered or not, learn to not project onto other people and maybe you'll have a more pleasant time.
@mcr2dcr3487 жыл бұрын
rakkatytam is someone triggered?
@rakkatytam7 жыл бұрын
definitely somewhere
@eathus9267 жыл бұрын
he barely fought anyone
@danielbianco63006 жыл бұрын
When you’re over at a friend’s house and they bought a game you can’t afford
@zephyr27924 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo
@ogluqqychess44524 жыл бұрын
Thats fuckin funny
@vShiinz4 жыл бұрын
This the best and most relatable one yet 👀
@walidgaming85534 жыл бұрын
You can borrow it from your friend
@rweny4 жыл бұрын
Omg xD literally me playing bloodborne on my friend's ps4
@lithium234 жыл бұрын
I remember when Skyrim was debuted some people were able to play the game for an hour or so, with Howard walking around talking with them. The look on his face if someone beat the game there lmao.
@The1joaopedro8 жыл бұрын
imagine someone running their ass off in real life, and then they immediatly stop for one hour without moving, and then continue running for a few seconds, and then to wait an hour again. Pretty much this speedrun.
@TerminalM1938 жыл бұрын
The1joaopedro why does he do that? I was wondering why he pauses and waits an hour...
@The1joaopedro8 жыл бұрын
for his stamina to return
@lordaleks1237 жыл бұрын
I literally sat there staring at your comment laughing my ass off like an idiot nonstop and I cried of laughter and still couldn't stop I don't know what happened to me but that was the best laugh I got for last 4 years or so :D
@tally95427 жыл бұрын
LostInDreams Honestly me tho...
@morganprescott20037 жыл бұрын
LostInDreams Fat people in a nutshell
@MrDumptyTheDeadman8 жыл бұрын
Nice to see a speedrun where the player isn't just running around glitched under the map the whole game.
@twent198 жыл бұрын
Well don't look at any percent speed runes then....
@izicial74697 жыл бұрын
This IS an any% speed run. He doesn't do anywhere NEAR 100% of the game. You mean he needs to look FOR glitchless runs.
@sethgaming25167 жыл бұрын
Worldrecord speedrun for skyrim is 41min (2014). He is a fake :)
@Novafan7 жыл бұрын
Seth this is a glitchless run dumbass
@schootarmy7 жыл бұрын
Seth should just learn how to not be an idiot. It is a glitchless legendary run.
@Teabone37 жыл бұрын
By then end of this video... I would have had my first encounter with a rabbit.
@Pradatoru7 жыл бұрын
By the half of it I made my first major mistake and messed with a chicken
@eetuthereindeer66717 жыл бұрын
T-Bone T-Bone By the end of this video i would have been bringing dragonstone to Fungus... Thats not the wizards name.. Cant remember xD
@Mr-Trox7 жыл бұрын
Eetu The Hunter Farengar*
@pedrojota45966 жыл бұрын
Eetu The Hunter man I hated that guy he was so rude lmao
@ItsSkytheGuy6 жыл бұрын
I would almost be done picking the mouth for my character
@DmytroBogdan3 жыл бұрын
Well, this is a proper speedrun where character actually runs and not flying or glitching through walls, nicely done!
@matthewtallent82963 жыл бұрын
I love seeing people beat the game "as intended" as well. It's the ultimate gamer flex.
@luke18352 жыл бұрын
Glitchless runs are impressive but I think glitches are impressive as well. Some are really precise to pull off
@petercross18792 жыл бұрын
@@luke1835 it's not a glitch if you do it on purpose. As such, skyrim is not a glitchy game
@EzioAuditore8 жыл бұрын
I feel like im watching someone play mirrors edge in a forest
@jimmyjanga33427 жыл бұрын
EzioAuditore HAHAHAHAHA YOUR AWESOME thanks for de funny commetar😂
@norbucso7 жыл бұрын
Comment of this year. :D
@jimmyjanga33427 жыл бұрын
Norbert Harsányi hahahah yeaaaaah men
@rodaassassina70137 жыл бұрын
tue br ne
@Erik-kun7 жыл бұрын
Poor faendal must be having a mental breakdown for doing all those shit in an hour.
@unsubme21577 жыл бұрын
Erik-Kun what else was he gonna do with his day? chop wood? resume life as a meager beta male? both of those would make you insane faster
@urmumlol19916 жыл бұрын
Erik-Kun HOW THE HELL IS HE UP THERE HE SAYED HEY FOLLOW ME 4 DAMN MINUTES AGO
@aleeshaaleeshaaleesha8 жыл бұрын
Faendal has seen some shit
@joanofarc97937 жыл бұрын
Al C nice to see an elf buddy in skyrim though
@MrTakvam7 жыл бұрын
Al C something funny, skyrim is based on norse shit, and in Norway, faendal literally translates to fuckdale or fuckvalley
@bolg8927 жыл бұрын
MrTakvam "norse shit" Tf do you have against the norse/scandinavians?
@PivotAngelic7 жыл бұрын
dude he obviously meant "norse things" - he didnt mean it as "norse" is shit-
@TovenDo.O.Video-6 жыл бұрын
Templar you're a perfect example of norse intelect
@LeprosuGnome3 жыл бұрын
Amazing how he kept looking at the sky while fighting Alduin and still managed not to dodge a single meteor
@guisspino2347 Жыл бұрын
Lol I was thinking the same thing. For someone with total mastery of the game, this dude sucks at dodging meteors lol
@li67067 жыл бұрын
I like how around 1:04:00 the hired thugs climbed the highest mountain in all of tamriel, then just nonchalantly walk past this battle of epic proportion between dragons and men for the fate of the entire world and they are worried about "teaching you a lesson"
@Algarath5 жыл бұрын
*proceeds to steal a horse then rides said horse straight up a vertical incline for several hundred meters*
@zacharysimpson73534 жыл бұрын
Yea I've done running like that an horses seem to climb up on some parts, the game creators seem lazy to fix it
@mickporter14883 жыл бұрын
@@zacharysimpson7353 at this point if it's not fixed it's a feature and not a bug
@yurigagarin97658 жыл бұрын
*RUNS LIKE A MADMAN UNTIL EXHAUSTED* Rests for one hour *RUNS LIKE A MADMAN UNTIL EXHAUSTED* Rests for one hour *RUNS LIKE A MADMAN UNTIL EXHAUSTED, THEN JUMPS FORWARD WITH A SHOUT* Rests for one hour *RUNS LIKE A MADMAN, then jump through some hills and mountains, KEEPS RUNNING LIKE A MADMAN UNTIL EXHAUSTED AND THEN JUMPS FORWARD WITH A SHOUT* Rests for one hour
@andrejoss4757 жыл бұрын
he definitely ain't skipping leg day
@zzingping36747 жыл бұрын
mxr?
@StarOfStar7 жыл бұрын
He is doing HIIT bro
@jjstraka19823 жыл бұрын
These are so much more interesting and impressive than glitch runs
@Cedric_Of_Canterbury12112 жыл бұрын
True
@smaller_cathedrals2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely!
@imtiazmihad18502 жыл бұрын
I disagree.
@jonathanrivera83362 жыл бұрын
@@imtiazmihad1850 thats fair they do some crazy shit in glitch speed runs but these Glitchless ones show how far they'll go to get the perfect run.
@eliasvonbrille2 жыл бұрын
@@imtiazmihad1850 I think many people find these more impressive since he plays under the same circumstances like yourself and so you can compare yourself to him better. You have no real comparison value for Glitch speed runs unless you do them yourself and so it's really hard to be impressed by them instead of just interested.
@uusername74548 жыл бұрын
The sound of bear foot running on rocks in skyrim pleases me greatly
@YYchrisYY8 жыл бұрын
lmao
@brockkilligan38777 жыл бұрын
bare foot
@tyrantfitness7 жыл бұрын
Is she part bear?
@Karkakarof30007 жыл бұрын
me too :3
@skreign7 жыл бұрын
sounds like your fetish
@srikrishnabhat67938 жыл бұрын
1:04:16 Most dedicated group of Thugs in all of fiction :P
@ramazankolsuz19417 жыл бұрын
Lmfao, they kno da wey. No need shouts or anything :D
@intellectual83706 жыл бұрын
Dude defeated Alduin before my game first loaded
@PS1-Hagrid4 жыл бұрын
Arngeir: There is a new dragonborn. We must call them. DOVA- Dragonborn: heyitsmethedragonborn Arngeir: How did you get he- Dragonborn: *violently shoulder barges elderly man for talking*
@panpan12875 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realize the peace council probably took about 20 minutes longer than the rest of the entire game
@haydenbearden59844 жыл бұрын
When Tulles said, "this is a waste of time." I immediately out loud said YES IT IS XD
@bobthebuilder13604 жыл бұрын
Idk if my game broke but I never got this on my 3rd play thru only on my other 2
@babsiiee814 жыл бұрын
@@bobthebuilder1360 You cant do the peace council quest in the main storyline if you've already completed the war as either the Empire or Stormcloaks, so that might be why you didnt see it!
@bobthebuilder13604 жыл бұрын
@@babsiiee81 oh lol
@jaago15222 жыл бұрын
@@babsiiee81 I was hoping someone would explain that. I've only killed Alduin a few times but always after finishing several faction quest lines. Learn something new about Skyrim every day lol
@joja21746 жыл бұрын
he knows skyrim more than i know myself
@thomastegroen12745 жыл бұрын
52:42 "You are ready to learn the final word Dah, which means Push" Idk, Arngeir, the dragonborn has been pushing you pretty thoroughly for the last hour.
@HolyNickTheHobbit4 жыл бұрын
I can't even decide my character name or race in this time. What a legend
@nwodepopulationcomingverys12882 жыл бұрын
Legend has lost all meaning Sad world we live in
@syok11078 жыл бұрын
Im not sure Faendal signed up for all this shit
@jordi1995168 жыл бұрын
You he want's camilla and so he shall fight for her
@syok11078 жыл бұрын
jordi199516 She better be worth it.
@jordi1995168 жыл бұрын
You I think he'll be dissapointed, all she's talking about is how much it means to have the claw back, even when alduin is defeated the claw seems to be the big deal
@syok11078 жыл бұрын
jordi199516 Just like in real life, they're never happy
@iamvaingloriusbitch46748 жыл бұрын
the betrayal to faendal lmao
@Anonymous_Eyeballs5 жыл бұрын
I'm currently neglecting all my responsibilities to watch a 4 year old speed run of a game I never beat
@Murasame134 жыл бұрын
go beat the game wtf
@Anonymous_Eyeballs4 жыл бұрын
@@Murasame13 no
@JohnSmith-en6fp3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 bro I've never played skyrim it just randomly popped into my suggestion so I'm watching a 5 yr old speed run
@jerryamescua3 жыл бұрын
You are responsible for finishing this game
@greateagle87993 жыл бұрын
Well at least I'm not alone :\ I was supposed to work on my car at my dad's today. Stayed home cause I slept in too late and told myself yet again that I'd catch up on my business stuff so I can not be on the verge of bankruptcy anymore, or at least finish my friend's late bday present.. and ended up watching this instead
@simon48388 жыл бұрын
Bjorlam the carriage driver is the true hero 😀
@chrisnewbury37932 жыл бұрын
This is so much more entertaining than a speedrun that uses glitches and bugs. What would be even more entertaining though is a run with no fast-travel and no resting. It breaks the flow of the action.
@fakeweeb54057 жыл бұрын
1:04:15 "we're here to teach you a lesson"
@superwarriorcool6 жыл бұрын
we've climbed up this mountain, somehow gotten through high hrothgar to even access the path up here and then went through the deadly fog and interrupted your fight with a dragon to teach you a lesson
@drifted97136 жыл бұрын
For some reason I don’t believe them don’t know why though...
@hyperboy48036 жыл бұрын
Ironically they ender up helping the Dragonborn.
@SaeedG19996 жыл бұрын
They came to sovongarde to teach me a lesson lol
@SaeedG19996 жыл бұрын
Obo 😂
@trinitydalfae84787 жыл бұрын
Okay, I've finally created my character. Let's start this game! ...what do you mean you're already finished?
@epicarcher9997 жыл бұрын
her: baby come over this guy: can't just started a new skyrim account her: well my parents are leaving in an hour, 28 minutes and 9 seconds this guy:
@ddddhbo76257 жыл бұрын
Lol
@waltershavings50956 жыл бұрын
Riley Wilson Epicarcher999 this doesn't make sense
@dwerg16 жыл бұрын
coke the tin can You must be virgin.
@waltershavings50956 жыл бұрын
dwerg2k 1 I am 2 I'm actually just retarded and read it wrong
@magnuschristianssen89996 жыл бұрын
Riley Wilson Epicarcher999 Almost like: "How long does it take to screw in a lightbulb in EVE Online?" 1 Day, 59 hours, 45 minutes, 54 seconds.
@AntiRepellant3 жыл бұрын
Every chest in Skyrim: "You have to wait for me to open." Speedrunner: "You are already looted." Chests: "Nani!?"
@zionsgatesmedia3 жыл бұрын
I use a mod that makes searching through stuff like fallout 4 and man is it soooooo good. Gameplay is massively improved just by convenient looting mechanics alone. Speeds up my gameplay immensely.
@masterwaylon8 жыл бұрын
*Hired Thug casually walks in* We are here to teach you a lesson.
@dragonvarine75538 жыл бұрын
masterwaylon *Whilst meteors and dueling Dragons clash in the background*