ＬＯＣＡＬ５８ＴＶ - Skywatching

[@misterinfinity9617]

Don't look at the moon. **Moon comes closer to earth** Hey that's cheating

[@pressftolaugh6813]

*No wait, that's illegal* your comment should've been more funny if you said that.

[@dice6541]

@@pressftolaugh6813 honestly? i dig the semi-originality

[@Champiness]

This is really gonna mess with the moon% speedrun meta

[@MrMineHeads.]

@@pressftolaugh6813 nah man, the comment is great. Tbh that line would have made it a lot worse.

[@FunkyFreshCaesar]

MOOOOM, the moon's cheating again!

[@johansmallberries9874]

Whelp, if anybody needs me I’ll be on the front lawn in the victory position

[@kittykat5090]

big mood

[@carlmanvers5009]

Brilliant comment.

[@w1ndgeneral226]

I'll be hiding under my bed.

[@ambiguouserin1323]

... NOPE. I know that I'm not effected by this event,(IDK how.) but that is a very bad idea!!

[@fubbas_Imperium]

God bless America the land of the memes

[@theboyreporter1726]

"don't look at the moon" instructions unclear, *REJOICE*

[@mikeb3717]

Instructions unclear, put dick in Alphonsus.

[@thekarasu101]

YOROKUBE SHOUNEN

[@aynurcamc6457]

my name jeff

[@pozgaming4665]

Instructions unclear, torpedoed the moon

[@maddoxlacy9072]

Instructions unclear, used the shrink ray and stole it instead.

[@eloran.9037]

"cool! orions belt!" "oh nice i love pleiades!" "his WHAT"

[@Alexis-Gamez-8825]

His throne

[@paulopedroso7450]

@@Alexis-Gamez-8825 damn bro knows how to read

[@mixmastermind]

Pleiades Nuts.

[@Pakejji]

His BALLS

[@feralrats]

"his throne" oh god. gru wasn't just gonna steal the moon. he was gonna sIT ON IT

[@absentisomnis8650]

No vector, when banished to it, decided to make it his new squooger flight machine thingy

[@brucite1005]

@@absentisomnis8650 Vector on the moon looking down at the aliens invading with his squids: OhYa!

[@skrungly6839]

IM PISSING ON THE MO O N

[@ericwithakay3559]

Nooooo.....

[@TheBreadMan25]

THAT'S RIGHT OBAMA!!! I'M PISSING ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

[@Ripsaw51]

"Hey, the Man in the Moon looks different." "There are no faces"

[@Medlek]

Genius

[@taylorgalloway2579]

Holy shit!

[@THExRISER]

Elaborate please,I sort of get the "There are no faces" being a reference to the Real Sleep video,but what did you mean?

[@d3punkt5]

@@THExRISER If you look closely at the moon when it abruptly appears in the last segment, before the siren; doesn't it sort of look like a huge, partially rotten face...?

[@Ripsaw51]

@@THExRISER In the Real Sleep/No Faces section, there are at least three non-human faces. If the point of Real Sleep is to make the watcher less able to recognize faces, then it might be teaching to ignore aliens when they are seen. Also, there was a group of depressions on the Moon's surface, north of the webbing, that looked to me like teeth. In Real Sleep 4:02 there is one that is similar, but not as accurate as I was remembering. Unless the Real Sleep has erased MY ability to see alien faces Also, the Man in the Moon is a face illusion, which the Real Sleep video might make us stop seeing anymore. Which would make the Moon unfamiliar and scary

[@quote6013]

Oh PLEASE tell me we get a title card that just says "The Moon" *HIS THRONE* oh okay

[@charlotterice3839]

with the Frizz? NO WAY

[@anneoctober7]

Charlotte Rice *CRUISIN ON DOWN MAI-*

[@TheKoalaTTV]

god of RAGE he’s gotta sit somewhere

[@donnaquixote7538]

Finished the 90's Sailor Moon show a while ago, and I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be "*her* throne". xD

[@gracew6703]

completely proves film theory

[@JonSudano]

Damn, that is a REALLY good camera

[@avanagenda5840]

We caught the moon in 4K ULTRA HD

[@giggabiite4417]

@@avanagenda5840 Yeah, but not with a handheld like it appears to be here. With a telescope. The video seems to show a normal photo camera, as each time it blacks out and the clicks are heard, it seems like the person is changing lenses. There's no changeable lens that I know of that can see That close to the moon.

[@Roope00]

​@@giggabiite4417 There certainly are. There are lots of different techniques for changing focal lengths on the fly. Also, the camera is handheld only in the beginning of the video.

[@Zairil_n]

samsung

[@Chiefteeth1]

@@giggabiite4417it’s not that the camera did a closeup of the moon. The moon teleported closer to earth so people would have a harder time looking away from it

[@toaster9922]

“oh, that’s the moon. isn’t it?” *_HIS THRONE_* “oh.”

[@plantain.1739]

Nice Throne too, really roomy.

[@lovaszaron3138]

So... Baron Münchhausen will go and talk this down diplomatically now?

[@westwind324]

@@plantain.1739 haha, love your username

[@principalscudworth9032]

This is my type of comedy here

[@pmester228]

"That's no moon"

[@sirfool9491]

Title: Skywatching Everyone who’s seen the past videos: Ah, so we have chosen death

[@lucavalente6620]

Betweens being mind fucked or being mauled/murdered by alien that seems to be the better choice.

[@xXshadowprinceXx]

420th like, smokem' if ya gottem'.

[@bevivoices]

What a creative joke

[@Dudebro76]

-death- endless real sleep✅

[@chrisjames3655]

ALL Hail Are New Gods

[@hollow1279]

Really. At this time of the year. At this time of the day. At this side of the spooky month, localized entirely within (almost) Halloween

[@Duragizer8775]

The number of likes this comment deserves can't be contained within this universe.

[@sirmount2636]

No.

[@nakamaswarrior292]

It was an unforgetable video

[@IamEviLKeRRY]

well Kris Straub, you are an odd fellow but i must say... you steam a good ham

[@ThePingedOne]

Delightfully devilish kris!

[@cody7689]

im in love with this series bc my dad worked in public broadcasting for YEARS, and seeing the "this was made possible by viewers like you. thank you." is super nostalgic for me. im totally going to show him this series, he'll love it.

[@bongosmcdongos4190]

So did he like it

[@garretb.1932]

@@bongosmcdongos4190 the moon had consumed him

[@slavamaksakov2043]

U showed him tho?

[@garretb.1932]

@@slavamaksakov2043 moon consumed his father as well

[@potatoch1ps]

@@childconsumer2350 Cody and his dad looked up like the kings they are.

[@strangefallsthenight]

By “his throne” they were obviously referring to the dreamworks guy’s throne

[@troliskimosko]

Dom Rom lmao yea

[@aughtymaroon6463]

Dom Rom You are a genius

[@toaster9922]

Dom Rom underrated comment

[@calliecorn]

And Gru's gonna steal it

[@Ostan-jw2bg]

OH! *weeeeze*

[@DimentiosLoyalest]

"Skywatching" If I know anything about this series, it's that this is literally the worst possible idea.

[@reddodeado301]

And you were correct.

[@rhondaelliott2558]

You were very correct

[@LowIntSpecimen]

You were so fucking correct.

[@oooo-sg2cs]

Correctomundo

[@DrCoomer_1]

Indeed very correct

[@aclevername8399]

"So what? It's a little windy on the moon, that's all." "wait a minute"

[@carben3557]

@Abigail James-Charles Its because the Moon doesn't have an atmosphere therefore it shouldn't be able to be windy

[@infinityzer054]

“Thats no moon”

[@thetruth4205]

@@infinityzer054 its watching me

[@infinityzer054]

@@thetruth4205 “No matter what planet.......no matter what galaxy”

[@user-em3vo5dq1u]

@ACleverName8 You said "wait a minute" but you never came back in 2months :(

[@smelvin3168]

Gru was doing us a service by stealing the moon and serving us all. We thought him a villain, but now it is clear that he is the hero.

[@ej2305]

Gru 4 eva

[@yoewey]

SO SIGMA

[@plastican]

Vector must be behind all of this

[@Tondre55]

Me: Well the Halloween KZbin uploads were kinda disappointing this year Local 58: Hold my existential dread

[@varimkadas6068]

No more likes ... its ... PERFECT ... six hundred sixty six ... YIKES!

[@koenmetekohy1296]

Nexpo also uploaded on Halloween

[@noahwilliams8996]

Accursed farms uploaded a pretty good one.

[@graysaurn]

Mate have you seen the spooky arg channels this Halloween? Pizza time pizza had the best finale on Halloween you’ve missed a lot

[@Chris_Cross]

You're telling me. One channel I watch, I was expecting a big Halloween special featuring this character that appears nearly every year. But there wasn't anything.

[@nanachichan9592]

"Dont look at the moon" The moon : imma just get closer then.

[@Yungwolfo]

Needy ass moon

[@JayFoxer]

@@Yungwolfo you know what this calls for? time to lewd the fuck outta the moon then

[@ole5079]

@@JayFoxer moon chan

[@TZ-ik3ep]

Bruh I'm getting Majora's mask vibes

[@dudeman4514]

The guy who played GTA San Andreas: no prob fam

[@nitronixus9402]

THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORST IDEA WHY WOULD YOU EVEN TR- THE MOON IS BEAUTIFUL

[@CBRN-115]

Hehe moon bright

@@CBRN-115 REJOICE

[@NiffirgkcaJ]

Humans go brrrrr

[@guidoizsucc]

Literally this entire channel

[@sayaksen8296]

*his throne

[@BirchMonkey857]

Gotta say, it's a shame about the light pollution in town. Glad the local station gave such a good view of the prophesied emergence of the Crawling Chaos, been waiting for years!

[@misterkaiju6729]

Crawling Chaos, underground Cult, A summon twisted sound

[@schlumpkin]

everybody gangsta till paid programming is scheduled

[@jdawg3074]

Brownskikuca Garlic Bread paid programming is like the one kid in school who gets absolutely fucking ripped the piss outta

[@cryoman4144]

Local58 when it regains contact and can run their normal schedule and then paid programming is scheduled Ah shit! Here we go again.

[@jeremyc9593]

I remember that feeling, being 9 years old watching TV late at night. Once the paid programming started, it almost felt like being cut off from society. The house seemed darker and creepier.

[@napoleonsolo5929]

@@jeremyc9593 During the 1990s-00s lots of independent pro wrestling companies would air during the paid programming slot.

[@jeremyc9593]

@@napoleonsolo5929 Not where I live. That would have been way better. We only had infomercials. (Although I didn't mind Amazing Discoveries)

[@sambutton8494]

*H I S T H R O N E* boy, that escalated quickly

[@toppu10animes]

Still we don't know wtf that means

[@schweetbuhtaetoe3770]

The moon is a boy?

[@SpiderkillersInc]

@@schweetbuhtaetoe3770 There's like a skeleton in the moon or something, looking at us.

[@calebpagan2226]

The leader of the aliens. They use the moon to control humans or something along those lines. The way the guy stood in the moonlight reminded me of the skeleton cartoon.

[@PotatoOnASpork]

The moon is home to the devil and it is his throne

[@ohlite]

LOCAL58: Shows the moon Me: *Ah shit, here we go again*

[@cladea3]

Underrated comment. 😂

[@judexl7958]

Bonda style

[@taxevasiongaming]

Oh no

[@dianneocain2429]

For real tho-

[@DevineLove333]

The moon 🌙 moving super fast no time lapse!!! 😳 kzbin.info/www/bejne/q3KZfHxprJefjbc

[@jking4854]

3:26 Sometimes I come back just for this moment. What sounds like roar from the moon creature, the air raid sirens implying the government knew about the moon and this specific event. It's magnifique.

[@amondhawes-khalifa1949]

**Moon appears in video* Me: "I've seen enough Local 58 to know where this is going."

[@blitz4095]

I've seen enough local 58 to not be scared by any of these videos.

[@amondhawes-khalifa1949]

@@blitz4095 *_I M P O S S I B L E_*

[@blitz4095]

It is possible if you rewatch it multiple times over and over.@@amondhawes-khalifa1949

[@Will_Russell]

Blitzo YOu’Re sO CoOL

[@chuckfucks]

I just made the likes 666-

[@cumbrap]

Damn I can see why this one took so long, they had to pull the entire moon into Earth's atmosphere for the ending.

[@cactyiee4307]

Yee probably

[@flamingsword9214]

No all they did was rope in the sun until it was close enough to be covered with a green screen. They then made it LOOK like the moon

[@SupaKoopaTroopa64]

Didn't expect to see Digby here

[@aurablue9038]

I knew something was off about the moon a few days before the video was uploaded

[@moonrunes6203]

Oh shit, a goat

[@Hugabolunga]

1919: The moon's made out of cheese. 2019: The moon's made out of demonic flesh.

[@withheldrathernotsay3324]

I think we need Piccolo from dbz to blow it up again...

[@thorshammer7883]

The moon is a necromorph Brethren Moon I knew it all along!

[@ladymecha8718]

How the times have changed...

[@rikiey]

no wonder why today, the number of depressed people are higher than 1919

[@GorgSpinnens]

I don't see any difference.

[@markandrew287]

"That's his throne." Piccolo and Eggman about to blow up the moon: "I'm sorry what was that?"

[@Ryuko-T72]

"I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! IN 23 HOURS THE PISS D R O P L E T S WILL FALL BACK DOWN TO EARTH"

[@lucianorc656]

They were accidental heroes.. Or villains who were about to discover something much worse

[@FrostTheDoctor]

nah i think kid buu should’ve been released nvm

[@friendleefailee]

Take that, Obama

[@gamalielvacasolis3484]

Moon: "I fear no man, but that thing..." Gru: (preparing his shrinking gun) Moon: "It scares me."

[@M3L0619]

Oh Neil Armstrong didn’t just land on the moon. *He survived it.*

[@X1M43]

He conquered it. It's his throne.

[@Brainwave101]

I think you mean Gnorts Mr Alien.

[@paleozoey]

the first local58 broadcasts began in the late 1960s, just as humans started putting probes on the moon, which in turn could have awoken whatever it is inside... just a theory.

[@roshanfey]

@@paleozoey a LOCAL58 theory! keep looking up!

[@Sorryhurtsgazing]

M3L0619 he awakened the moon

[@newtenic]

this series reminds me of watching adult swim as a child and not understanding anything so you’re just scared

[@jazzpunk3527]

Holy shit I feel this comment, oh my God

[@theultimitelifeform8548]

Yeah like I was confused then they showed those this is adult swim comersals and got freaked

[@pokimaster2491]

me with king of the hill:

[@Sardine_Sandwich]

Season finale of Xavier Renegade Angel when I was like 10 for me, and of course it had to be the part they were playing the flutes

[@mrhabibi4776]

Damn, u right

[@spencer9305]

Wow this is pretty normal so far “HIS THRONE” Now hold on a minute-

[@glowing_purple_girl]

Was waiting for the moon to show up

[@Anemoia643]

R e j o i c e

[@donsancho6690]

haha get it guys he explains why it’s unexpected

[@someonethatsinafucktonoffa104]

@@donsancho6690 ha ha ha *help me sanchy isn't definitely holding me at gunpoint*

[@anagrams-u5r]

The emprah protects

[@Marisu_Prada]

The terrifying poetry of having the moon looking back to earth at the end

[@rocktobot]

can we take a moment to appreciate how steady my man’s hand is

[@GameractorBoy]

Yes i am amused

[@MarioPalma-gm3vn]

Probably has a tripod 🤔

[@kotarojujo6365]

Ω o m e g a k e k Ω my heart too

[@jdawg3074]

Ω o m e g a k e k Ω shrinking and going on my hand is like going through a magnitude 6 earthquake

[@om9815]

Facts

[@ExcaliburGamingYT]

I see gru’s plan is coming together nicely...

[@galaxydoes8034]

Ok Boomer.

[@kingofdemons948]

GalaxyDoes ok normie

[@galaxydoes8034]

@@kingofdemons948 Ok Mr. Goat.

[@kingofdemons948]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZXGgYiMaNt_e8U

[@galaxydoes8034]

@@kingofdemons948 Ok you beautiful human being. Keep being the best warrior this country has to offer.

[@cmcphotography1]

"Is it a bird?" "Is it a plane?" No, thats *Hı§ ŤhŔøÑƏ*

[@mariotuber2866]

No, this is Patrick.

[@formofchicken4519]

oh god

[@yep6925]

We must *R* *E* *J* *O* *I* *C* *E*

[@acat3772]

NO THIS IS LOCAL 58

[@tlepageart4294]

R E J O I C E

[@Renegade_Mutt]

i love the birds panicking and taking off at 3:26, its seriously the attention to detail thats great about series (serieses?) like this

[@ShadowDuck7892]

The moon is trying to destroy us because Eggman pissed on it

[@wellinthatcase7474]

Only true legends get this joke

[@LoganMahany]

*I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE*

[@lunarlunar9405]

Eggman will moon himself in front of us all

[@nonordinaryneon]

MY SUPER LAZER PISS

[@leonard3667]

*HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE **_MOON_** YOU IDIOT!*

[@animateddepression]

And here I was all jazzed to watch that 1991 city council meeting.... :(

[@GreatNegus]

I like that you have Diane as your profile pic because I can totally picture her saying something like that.

[@skiddish5094]

At 12:30 in the morning

[@sethescope]

@@skiddish5094 it's a recording of the meeting, it's not live, BUT now that I'm saying that, it being a recording and being shown at that hour doesn't make it better or less weird lol

[@skiddish5094]

@@sethescope I just love the idea of the city council scheduling a meeting in the dead at night so they can pass policies without anyone knowing

[@sethescope]

@@skiddish5094 I mean, it's a city council meeting. they could have it broadcast at the best time of day for broadcasting and very few people would watch lol so a city council meeting where stuff gets passed without anyone knowing? that's kind of every city council meeting 😂

[@PearangeProductions]

"Agh, Halloween SUCKED for KZbin..." (Local58 uploads) "...but who says Halloween can't continue for an extra day?"

[@iamking132]

KZbin Halloween continues for a week after Halloween

[@JeepusChrystler]

November is a conspiracy created to subjugate the actual months. October and Halloween continue until the day before Thanksgiving, which is the last true day of October. December then follows. Do not believe the lies of the 12-monthers, and open your mind.

[@spook407]

JeepusChrystler I have been illuminated. Thank you lord and savior, you have made me *W O K E*

[@edzdjkdb33ee]

Pizza time pizza 10 though

[@axolotl2959]

Is your name and pfp serious or are you joking?

[@torillama4275]

"Huh. Why is that on the moon?" "Why is the moon gone?" "Why is the moon LARGE."

[@Texasrahhhh]

What if the final episode we get to paid programming and it’s just *this program has been sponsored by raycons NEW e25 PREMIUM earbuds*

[@eurodyne1855]

This program has been sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

@@eurodyne1855 With over 400 different champions, DEFINITELY not clones ability wise.

[@funnycatenjoyer2758]

THIS ROUND OF GENOCIDE ON THE HUMAN RACE WAS SPONSORED BY SQUARESPACE

[@mantonythe1st]

Visiting from the moon but can't find your usual shows on Netflix? Click the link in the description to start your free trial of Nord VPN today and gain access to content from your home satellite

[@Hubba_Hubba9]

Did Did you just sponsor earbuds??

[@bluemoon3043]

"KEEP LOOKING UP" If there's anything I've learned from this channel, it's NOT to do that.

[@ravencandy6987]

Yet, I still do and will always.

[@cye2310]

What's the point of having these wonderful celestial bodies? They are meant to be gazed at. The night sky can get scary sometimes and I don't blame them.

[@superdrinkingpepsi]

If you are afraid, we will look together

[@jaybarot7200]

I am your 666th like. Hello friend. I hope you are healthy.

[@eggmon420]

@@cye2310 have you seen “Weather Service”? Bc I thin that’s what they’re referring to. :)

[@NeatoDragons]

Camera: *pans on moon* Me: ok co- Broadcast: *his throne* Me: *o h*

[@austinmoore8894]

Welcome to the cult my friend

[@NeatoDragons]

Austin Moore Heck yeah. Rejoice, brother

[@alexisvillanueva1570]

The creator: I’m going to make the next episode very good. the creator realizes: *this little maneuver is going to cost us 51 years*

[@crispywoody]

Title: "Skywatching" So many red flags at a single glance

[@MrTheil]

Jacob Williams If this series has taught us anything, it’s that looking at the Moon is literally the worst idea ever

[@eliseofspades4142]

A. Theil it reminds me of r/FearMe where they refer to "HIM" constantly but don't exactly elude to who "he" is. It's unsettling and really well done! Unfortunately that subreddit went private so uh fuck em i guess. r/theoryoffearme is still up and public i think oddly enough.

[@literarygames253]

And in red text, no less.

[@theish8632]

Me: Oh, the moon. Cool. Local 58: *HIS THRONE* Me: Oh I don't like that

[@reanimationeas342]

Been watching Local 58 for over a year and I wonder what "His Throne" means? Plus there was "He found me thru the mirror" in Weather Service. Some kind of connection

[@offscreen6578]

@@reanimationeas342 To answer your first question, look closely at the bottom half of the moon during the last few seconds of the recording (where the footage freezes up and it's in high-def), and you'll see what looks like a demonic bird skeleton thingy.

[@theish8632]

Lavi Hayoun Doesn’t quite explain “Real Sleep”

[@theish8632]

Lavi Hayoun but relating to the moon god and all that

[@astla3276]

MOOOOM DONT LOOK AT THE MOON, OK?

[@linkinajar8676]

“Skywatching” You’d think that’d be the LAST thing you’d wanna do in this universe

[@litessbu]

I think that he isn’t looking directly at the sky, but instead looking at the sky through the camera, which is safe

[@elhopper3735]

@@litessbu there’s definitely something up with that person. i don’t think they’re human

[@litessbu]

@@elhopper3735 Maybe

[@domjc77]

Suddenly, he looks at it directly and raises his hands up.

[@JuanchoYT69]

@@domjc77 he be like: Mommy carry Me The moon:

[@jillbartolo5002]

"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown." -H.P Lovecraft

[@zed1877]

he says, hazbin hotel pfp and all

[@systemreb00ted]

“I hate ethnic minorities” - H.P lovecraft

[@Rotisiv]

Too bad he fell prey to absurdism.

[@hovant6666]

close, but funnily biologically enough, the universal fear, even among those otherwise medically incapable of feeling fear, is an increase in the concentration of CO2 in one's blood

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

Maybe he should have gotten to know them, then he wouldn't have been so afraid.

[@arsonburgertv]

Orions Belt :) Pleiades :) His throne :|

[@randomuser5443]

Rejoice X/

[@strateupgamr7]

Rejoice :(

[@ari-eljamila6955]

And take heed, lest you lift your eyes to heaven, and when you see the sun, the moon, and the stars, all the host of heaven, you feel driven to worship them and serve them, which the Lord your God has given to all the peoples under the whole heaven as a heritage. Deuteronomy 4:19 NKJV bible.com/bible/114/deu.4.19.NKJV

[@theepicoshawott]

@@ari-eljamila6955 didn't know aliens read the Bible

[@antaine1916]

@@theepicoshawott What makes you think they didn't write it?

[@yodef6828]

This video has made me realize how lucky we are of having a simple lifeless moon.

[@MfwPrivate]

Well, to be fair, to have the moon being one huge Organism will take a bit of evolution

[@JoseRodriguez-rm5yu]

Or have we? 🤣

[@lotus5770]

Or... what if...

[@ariacanonsonata]

Unless...

[@КириллТрифонов-е5ф]

The Earth which is, as it turns out, a living organism itself: ah yeah you right lol kek

[@GreetingsFromSpaceWhale]

“Moons haunted.” “What?” *zooms in with camera* “Moons haunted.”

[@timschantz5225]

Lmao nice dude

[@Ellie-cy2pp]

LOL

[@PurgPurg]

This is one of the only comments that actually made me laugh. Just picturing a convo between two bros or something

[@Sasukerizz]

666like

[@CaptainLass]

"I understood that reference"

[@domjc77]

I remember that guy who said, “ *NOTHING CAN HURT ME IF I’M NOT IN FULLSCREEN NOTHING CAN HURT ME IF I’M NOT IN FULLSCREEN NOTHING CAN HURT ME IF I’M NOT IN FULLSCREEN* “ It really fits for this video. Also, little fun fact, that comment was on The Walten Files, and, ironically, this was supposed to be the channel *THAT SAME EXACT THING* was supposed to be *broadcasted* on.

[@epicCoolgiytryhsrfsea]

i dont understand the "this was supposed to be the channel *THAT SAME EXACT THING* was supposed to be broadcasted on."

[@armannstraughter3296]

Hm.

[@swimmingseabass314]

everyone gangsta *TILL LOCAL 58 STARTS BROADCASTING*

[@garfocusalternate]

Everybody gangsta till the moon come closer.

[@NeritantanGaming]

What do you mean mai guy.

[@LegoMonthMan]

@@NeritantanGaming They are Patrons, they get to see stuff before it comes out.

[@NeritantanGaming]

Local 58 is the best news station.

[@ArtyI]

Everybody gangsta until the moon embiggens

[@PoisonInc]

Something deeply unsettling about an organic, living moon.

[@hoogis]

@@tront5903 so whatever that creature was is part of the moon.

[@robertcampbell3019]

Finally people talking about the video instead of making dumbass memes

[@DAVMCPRJT]

I think those are those brother moons from Dead Space

[@robertcampbell3019]

@@DAVMCPRJT no they arent

[@spazzmaticus9086]

@@robertcampbell3019 yeah they are

[@InsaneGold]

"This program was made possible with the support of viewers like you" Me: :D

[@diacosiapentacontahex]

"Keep looking up" :|

[@theobonin9137]

Was sad that it didn’t say thank you

[@InsaneGold]

@Soushi Stick Aww thank you! I love yours also lmao

[@18idlesuggest]

Hooray we created a program

[@AcidicFuzzAnimations]

Somewhere out there there's just an innocent little astronomy enthusiast who stayed up late to watch their favorite show on Local 58 and got hit with this instead. 0:22 Omg Skywatching's on! 0:25 Uhhhhh...it must be a Halloween episode? 3:26 *REJOICE*

[@charlesispi]

*Weather Service* DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON. Moon : *gets bigger* Me : _No! This isn't how you're supposed to play the game!_

[@orangesilk2350]

Blame on the guy with the camera.

[@pureanarchy257]

game over

[@sean_a9721]

Sakurai

[@humsann1820]

charlesispi yeet

[@carealoo744]

2:07 Look in the Corner!

[@thpokemontrilogy]

Emergency Weather Service: "Citizens are advised not to view this event with the naked eye." Hank Heidemann: "Hold my beer."

[@Vulpes_Ailurus]

I don’t think that was Hank Heidemann.

[@clonerstive]

>Nak*d OwO !!

[@thpokemontrilogy]

dremakes animpact ah shit I mixed up national weather service and emergency alert system LOL

[@ihavenooriginalnameideas9036]

*puts pants on my eye* how about now

[@sonicseztrapsaregay4249]

Vulpes Ailurus Yep. The program that was originally going to air (“Skywatching with Hank Heidemann”) was hijacked by some moon cultist but still kept the title of “Skywatching”. And this is coming from the man himself when he was asked about this on Reddit. www.reddit.com/r/local58/comments/dq5xxu/not_sure_if_anybody_noticed_this_but_the/f60w8b1/?context=3

[@SilverEternal22]

>sees title “This is gonna be about the moon again isn’t it” >watches video YUUUUUUUUP

[@Laizerdisk]

*walks into party* oh hell yeah are we doing moon shit?? Nice

[@nobodyreally9799]

would it be about cloud spotting? "that one looks like a sheep! and that one looks like an eldritch abomination!"

[@fellow8085]

Why didn't you just write "when I saw the title I immediately thought it was going to be about the moon again." Why all the greater than signs.

[@BeatAces]

Be glad you were never on 4chan.

[@sashimimisha]

IF YOURE SCARED WE WILL LOOK TOGETHER

[@goblinoftheyear7407]

*FLY ME TO THE MOON* *AND LET ME KICK ITS FUCKING ASS* *LET ME SHOW IT WHAT I LEARNED IN MY* *MOON JUJITSU CLASS*

[@rain_in_space5788]

Things I have learned from the station: There is no face Do not look up at the Moon The Moon is his throne It was a grave mistake When Siri tells you to turn off your headlights in a creepy Forest you do. it

[@TheUltravault]

no the point was dont listen to your gps when it takes you in the middle of the damn woods and use your brain

[@bpyrotroph3670]

Dreaming is unnecessary. Sleep is detrimental. Remember the three F's, the victory position. Listen to your GPS. Don't listen to your GPS. The moon is HIS THRONE. Don't look at the moon. Look at the moon. If you are scared, we will look together.

[@theradicalace]

dreams are a cancer on the face of sleep

[@Solar_Sounds]

There are no faces.

[@tamiromero6987]

The impure minded sleep Point muzzle (hole of gun) to roof of mouth We will play this message until there are none to read it.

[@JeweloftheWorld2000]

The close-ups of the moon with that look of almost mushroom-like decay are terrifying. The idea of the moon being somehow organic seems to be a popular idea in sci-fi horror lately.

[@donnaquixote7538]

Doesn't look anything like the Moon Kingdom in Sailor Moon. xD

[@m3rl1on]

Pretty much bretheren moon from dead space.

[@averymicrowave1713]

Wasn't there a horror manga about an organic moon appearing to eat the earth?

[@zacharitoburrito6615]

@@averymicrowave1713 Hellstar Remina, I think

[@crappyaccount]

@@averymicrowave1713 remina but it was a star or planet iirc. the legend, junji ito

[@notpup2008]

Someone: the Moon is so pretty! Me: Moon's Haunted. Someone: what? Me: (assumes the Victory Position) Moon's Haunted.

[@stoutyyyy]

Front lawn Face up Feet together

[@dr.altoclef9255]

MOON BROKE. Day broke. Night broke.

[@southbeachtalent]

Children and pets first. The smallest patriots!

[@leehttucec-9985]

@@dr.altoclef9255 [Melting noises]

[@NeritantanGaming]

*Moons Haunted*

[@trash-boiii]

now, I gotta point out that, that camera has REAL zoom in it, like holy fuck

[@makodolphus7810]

*Loads gun* Moon's haunted

[@facelessidiot6407]

Definitely.

[@lukasvonweidts9681]

Okay now, you know where to aim that thing, right?

[@s2korpionic]

@@lukasvonweidts9681 shit, we need Ernie for this?

[@makodolphus7810]

@@lukasvonweidts9681 At the moon, yes

[@lukasvonweidts9681]

​@@makodolphus7810 Good. It also seems to be getting closer, so it should be an easier target than usual.

[@douglasmoulton3137]

“His throne” not “their throne” which makes me further support the idea that the antagonist here isn’t an invading alien race but rather that this is all the work of an old eldritch horror that’s inflicting madness upon us all, and that the creatures from you are on the fastest available route are his thralls

[@notsocoolguy8492]

Nyarlathotep.

[@tommydaniels2056]

I love that, as aliens feels wrong, and so do demons, i could totally picture the moon being a Lovecraftian horror tho

[@thorshammer7883]

@@tommydaniels2056 What's the difference?

[@tommydaniels2056]

@@thorshammer7883 The difference is demons are spiritual in nature, and aliens are a bit tacky normally in my opinion, lovecraft's stuff is rarely touched upon, and would fit incredibly well with local58, due to the general unease it instills

[@thorshammer7883]

@@tommydaniels2056 Well Lovecraft's are really demonic in nature so I don't really see much of a difference. Especially since both his entities and the way Demons act are mainly the same for the most part including things like cults , witchcraft, and worshipped as gods and want human and blood sacrifices so there's not really much of a difference between demons and Lovecraft's entities if you ask me. Except one has more flesh involved then the other one.

[@ozmarichardson6524]

More filmmakers need to take notice of these filmmaking methods and how they're done right. This series was excellent

[@CD-Puter]

Was? It still is

[@juanjosealcarazg.2280]

*is

[@stevewilks8141]

@@CD-Puter It's still good, but they probably assumed the series was done since we're creeping up on two years since the last upload, I thought it was done too. Each video is just a few minutes long, but so long between

[@CD-Puter]

@@stevewilks8141 epic

[@EmmanentDanger]

I actually came across on KZbin, this interview with the creater of the series, and he _is_ still working on another, however, this year (and 2020) were just bad years for content.

[@mmcreative9649]

NASA: Hey you guys are back early. Astronaut: Moon’s haunted. NASA: What? Astronaut: *Loads shotgun* Moon’s haunted.

[@1aundulxaldin]

No demonic rock spiders?

[@wyldstallynsofficialnotcli1959]

*the camera starts to pan in on the moon* me: this is the worst idea in the history of ideas, maybe ever

[@reanimationeas342]

I am pretty sure that eating Tide Pods would be a smarter idea than looking at the Local 58 version of the Moon.

[@ambiguouserin1323]

*Nods in agreement* Yep... I have to agree with that.

[@LoveFor298Yen]

Of all time

[@liamis2kool]

666th like

[@AirborneFilms]

@@LoveFor298Yen nice

[@LaJin9292]

When the sirens turned on immediately in response to the moon getting bigger, that was some freaky ass shit. Nice to know the gub'mint is looking out for us in this narrative.

[@MA-jn7rd]

Almost as if this was anticipated

[@mitsumikyoya8746]

Also the government : *this is the time for CONTINGENCY*

[@Leo122188]

Normal citizens are probably like, "another umber night? That's the third one this week. Honey! We're sleeping in the basement again!"

[@skrungly6839]

Sirenhead moment

[@MaximumDracula]

@@mitsumikyoya8746 Ignore Contingency. It was broadcast by mistake. Come outside and look at the moon with us.

[@southbeachtalent]

Girlfriend: The moon is so pretty tonight! Me: (stares at feet) uh huh sure sounds good!

[@iowasucks9494]

Just cause you got a foot fetish dont mean you gotta ignore her bro

[@RealGameCraft101]

@@iowasucks9494 LMFAOOOOO

[@ddoober]

Jonathan Martinez it’s a self foot fetish

[@southbeachtalent]

Hey man. My foot fetish and local 58 are totally separate issues!

[@ddoober]

southbeachtalent lmaoo

[@thelinuxcolonel7292]

I really hope this series isn't dead; I'm absolutely in love with it

[@CoercedJab]

Y’all setting yourselves up for disappointment calling it a series lol

[@Lucariocypher2006]

I hope your dad comes back​@@CoercedJab

[@robthesaboteur]

Moons haunted. What? *gun clacks* Moons haunted.

[@MightyMack03]

*puts on blindfold and shotguns bang energy* "Showtime"

[@TheJollybishop]

Mind Altering frequencies coming from Luna. Check. Pyramid. Check. HOLY SHIT Guardians.

[@declantecho1717]

Moons alive What (Gun clacks) moon’s alive (shoots self)

[@yuutsukun3798]

Why does it sound like I've heard this from a video on KZbin that involves the moon being infested with rock spiders before?

[@SSFallingTTB]

Dr.bright..?

[@jesussuarez1011]

*Me checking back every month to see if there's a new video: *"It's been 85 years"*

[@roselandacademyshorts5571]

Me too, kid. Me too.

[@loudtaste1046]

Same just found out about this about week ago

[@dev4159]

I think that the reason why it stoped is because the guy who recorded this exposed the moon to everyone who was watching

[@tomnook9829]

I think this was the finale

[@loudtaste1046]

@@tomnook9829 nah he said he’s working on more

[@markybarky8661]

Me: "Look, The Moon!" Obi-Wan: "That's No Moon.."

[@randomnepali7772]

Gial Ackbar: "It's a trap!"

[@Sockren]

2:24. im now thinking the small holes are now flesh that has grown on the surface.

[@lordprime25]

Moon: *Gets closer to earth* NASA: Wait that’s illegal

[@rhondaelliott2558]

Also our oceans would be so rekt if that happened

[@Corgipon]

Rainbow Kitten yup

[@lordprime25]

Not only that But if gets closer it could do some major damage by crashing into the Earth

[@lowintellecttrash6737]

"Thats no moon"

[@ernestotorres4604]

Houston leave the chat*

[@ShanaHagerlisreal2014]

Let's assume the victory position and gaze at the stars...

[@solitonmedic]

Remember to take the kids too.

[@thedungeondelver]

@@solitonmedic THE LITTLEST PATRIOTS

[@cringefailtastic]

this whole "corrupted moon" thing reminds me of SCP 001, the one where the sun turned (almost) everyone into melty flesh zombies for no reason

[@LevenLappi]

*ahem* watch "SCP-001 When Day Breaks: Unlondon" became potential canon to the SCP-001 When Day Breaks tale on scp-wiki.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

U N D E R T H E S U N

[@rRecoveryProd]

The only SCP-001s I'm familiar with are the Guardian of Eden, and that archive meant to reset the world in case of a cataclysm.

[@zozo3071]

But the scp 001 is a big angel

[@rRecoveryProd]

@@zozo3071 Yeah. That's what I meant.

[@guiltygearalonecompl]

Truly testing myself, watching this out in a field at night. First tiny noise and my heart is going to explode, wish me luck!

[@oversizedlegalfees7351]

y tho xD

[@guiltygearalonecompl]

@@oversizedlegalfees7351 Vaccinations against fear

[@rachelnelson3765]

Me: Oh man I'm tired Kris Straub: new local 58 Me: *_SLEEPN'T_*

[@zedgovos4914]

*_REAL SLEEPN'T_*

[@asystole_]

DREAMING IS THE VESTIGE OF A PRIMITIVE MIND

[@Th_POp_God]

“Dang why can’t they hear our sirens” “Maybe we should move closer” “Hmmm”

[@pakyou-e6t]

hmmmmmm

[@papersounds2304]

Are you sure those were the alien sirens? I thought they were earth ones but I could be wrong

[@extrachannelyt6528]

they're our sirens. noise cant travel that fast through million kilometers of vacuum.

[@lazysusanspodcast4804]

I dance with sailors honie

[@cernunnos8917]

@@papersounds2304 The siren that went off is a Thunderbolt 1000T nuclear warning/tornado siren (it can do both) It was specifically playing in "attack" mode, which is for warning of an impending nuclear attack. (the "alert" mode, which is for tornadoes, is a single sustained tone instead of the on/off sequence)

[@klein2042]

*Looks at moon for .0003 seconds* The Moon: *E X P A N D*

[@justarandomsovietofficerwi2023]

*D O N G*

[@thediscordperson1564]

THE MOON HAS BECOME THE CHAT

[@yeeted_deleted]

What's this "moon" you're talking about? I only know *H I S T H R O N E*

[@charonsferryold]

E M B I G G E N

[@constantinionel4216]

Look at the moon the moon : ight ima head in

[@stormtrooper4358]

Can we all agree that this guy's videos are so soothing and the best to have when you're trying to go to sleep

[@patrickgarcia2384]

Especially when you’ve completed the Real Sleep program from TRI! *There are no faces.*

[@bobbyprity]

Title: Skywatching Newcomers: OOOOOoooo that’s new! OG’s: WAIT WAIT NOO WAI-

[@jdmking9687]

Ravi Jaju he chose death.....

[@1000wastedwords]

My exact reaction

[@904_Tickle]

I'm new and I'm scared

[@SSFallingTTB]

@@904_Tickle the moon is bad

[@904_Tickle]

@@SSFallingTTB but it looks so tasty

[@solitonmedic]

Did anyone just went “oh no” as soon as the moon came into view?

[@dango6266]

I remembered the "don't look at the Moon" part from before.

[@arkbien9303]

Oh yes

[@axolotl2959]

Oh no

[@AllhailtheUS]

If you paying attention the rest of the time...that moon is up to no good. 🌝 👀

[@cyberneticxylem9614]

@@AllhailtheUS just look at it up there... Plottin'

[@NerdsmithTV]

I was expecting: - Orion's Belt - Pleiades - HIS THRONE - Big Dipper!

[@IceColdSprite]

eh, 75% is still not that bad.

[@Hezigrimm]

If this was Welcome to Nightvale then it would be.

[@eibonrasseru5549]

Ple Ple pleidas

[@twistedaxles9126]

So it wasnt cheese that Wallace ate on the moon, neither was it moon rock. _it was the flesh of HIS THRONE._

[@AreaDenial]

Moon: *Appears* Literally everyone watching: Aw shit here we go again.

[@GummybearOverLord]

Rise the drake insert screaming

[@summerchilds]

@@GummybearOverLord what you talking about Im looking at the moon right nowwwdheyyw9dycdu

[@k8tieisjusthere123]

lMAO-

[@ニンテン_ヨッシー]

the moon is literally the "GOTEM" of this series

[@denisn4te799]

Everyone: finally, a normal episode!- Moon: I'm bouta end this man's whole career.

[@BlitztheDragon]

Real talk though, that wide lens zoom is impressive.

[@WillShakes423]

You do notice the giant skeleton in the Moon, don't you?

[@Ostan-jw2bg]

@@WillShakes423 Yes? He wasn't talking about that though. He was talking about the impressive camera lens.

[@WillShakes423]

@@Ostan-jw2bg Sorry. I wasn't making fun. It was pretty good, though.

[@NavidIsANoob]

@@WillShakes423 Skeleton? Where?

[@Poolboy001]

@@WillShakes423 Where is the giant skeleton?

[@anonalpaca2513]

There’s something almost...organic looking about the close up shots of the moon.

[@Ripsaw51]

@INERT Because OF COURSE there is NO atmosphere on the Moon. Nope. None at all. Trust the astronauts

[@nervehammer1]

@@Ripsaw51 Are you being sarcastic

[@Ripsaw51]

@@nervehammer1 within the Local58 universe, yes

[@MelloriNoMori]

It could be just our clouds that it's picking up.

[@char4854]

@@MelloriNoMori there seems to be vapor being pulled into a point on the moon.

[@ShadowSpecterQ]

This series inspired me the make a game and now I live of that, thanks

[@broonters2671]

The moon seems kinda organic, almost resembling mycellium growths from fungi.

[@cluckinbell334]

same, looks as if it was infected by an ovegrown organism, in the first close up it even looks as if it had carved out a huge chunk of the surface

[@orange9742]

So confused Is the moon alive? Are the aliens on the moon like a base? Is the moon alive with aliens that working together? Just what the hell is going on???

[@charonsferryold]

It looks like an eye to me.

[@TheSolBlader]

It's going to turn out to be like something out of Hellstar Remina, just you wait

[@bellringer53]

It set off my tryptophobia so something freaky is up with it.

[@n_tag9498]

Boss: hey, Jim! How was stargazi- Camera guy: moon’s haunted. Boss: ...what? Camera guy: **loads gun** moon’s haunted.

[@egg3143]

Me: *Sharpens knife* Moons extremely haunted

[@Jolis_Parsec]

Dinklebot: “We’ve woken the Hive!”

[@dutch-man7997]

Seen this a bunch what's this a reference to

[@n_tag9498]

robotlettuce 59 the video game Destiny. Don’t know much beyond that.

[@Brainwave101]

*Loads Sweet Business and equips Actium War Rig* "Moon's haunted."

[@jakec.1136]

Me: Okay it’s just pictures of the moon. It’s not too scary. Also me: Wait, there’s no wind on the moon.

[@andys2801]

No I see wind. I can see the dust flying off

[@krngameender6820]

Well there is wind on the moon tho

[@Hik4rol]

I just realized it wasn't the average "wind" on the moon but rather, the speed force shown in the moon dust as it was approaching Earth

[@lucassodredeoliveira4301]

No, i think that's his power or a alien machine powering up to teleport closer to the earth

[@77Jabbawockeez]

yeah the moon landing was faked

[@YankeePendragon]

The freakiest bit for me wasn't seeing the black triangle on its surface, or even the moving mists on its surface, or even "His Throne" appearing on the screen. It was the alert sirens starting to sound at 3:33.

[@Lucariocypher2006]

The skeleton in the moon is what creeped me out

[@poriferaman]

If you're scared, we can look together.

[@blanktheyeet6131]

is that a tally hall profile pic i reckon-

[@poriferaman]

@@blanktheyeet6131 no it was a profile pic i drew. shitty of course lol

[@popong10]

0k

[@sabrinao62]

Oh-my god. *C H I L L S*

[@blanktheyeet6131]

@@poriferaman oh. *d i e s-*

[@Squrtie]

**sees all the craters** Yeah that's the castle, right? **sees giant arrow** Oh god oh fucc

[@SplatGlace]

I read this right when the arrow appeared

[@toppu10animes]

An arrow. So what?

[@boeloevanboeloefontein]

What the hell was it even pointing at anyway?

[@bestboi2945]

I thought it was the illuminati

[@fmstudios14]

It's a triangle ship exactly like ones that have been reportedly sighted irl. It's right next to those oddly shaped gigantic barrel things. Ladies and gents, we have found home base.

[@Skywatcher_Official]

How Skywatching falls into the timeline: The logo is different. This video is from a different time, specifically the 90s. Maybe the entity that caused the Skywatching phenomenon goes through phases where it is active and inactive, like how the moon goes through phases of full and new. This may have occurred before Weather Service, and more people may have been, for lack of a better word, “infected” by the time Weather Service was aired. Weather Service was trying to warn the remaining people about the moon, but the creator of Skywatching hijacked the EAS and convinced more people to look. When the EAS says “THRU THE MIRROR”, this may be the creator of Skywatching saying that the moon “infected” them via the lens of their telescope. Then, in You Are On The Fastest Available Route, it shows the moon event from a different perspective, as more people are “infected”. One of the few survivors is driving, as he encounters the entity that is associated with the moon. This may be why everyone is screaming during the events; the entity is among the people. The paid programming is from someone trying to warn the people. That’s all I have for my theory so far. TL;DR: timeline goes Skywatching, Weather Service, You Are On The Fastest Available Route. Moon event happens multiple times.

[@DChatc]

It looms more like they just took an earlier video they had in the inventory and just inserted their footage into it: Notice again how abrupt the title sequences end and begin and how the show itself is clearly just a camera and some network editing. IE: This is not the original show but something that is just being used as a subtext to expose people to the moon.

[@auugh43546]

seeing as the logo suggests it being in the past, that means skywatching could be before weather service given that, weather service might've been EVEN MORE chaotic than skywatching, due to the fact that there isn't much screaming in skywatching, and once we see the moon in local58, there's very audible screaming

[@haydenetic]

commenting for later, pls like this so I can credit you if i make a video

[@Dotanalyst]

This video is from 1994, as you can see for a moment at the end, when the broadcast hijacking stops. You Are On The Fastest Available Route takes place in 2014, a full ten years after the lunar apocalypse happened. It's safe to assume that You Are On The Fastest Available route is in a post-apocalyptic world overrun by the moon god/monster and his spawn. It's also safe to assume that the moon monster's cult existed for a long time and that it had infiltrated the US government and media, otherwise those old cartoons and PSA's wouldn't have been made.

[@Dotanalyst]

@The 21st Century Gamer Yeah, I meant 20 years lol. Had a brainfart there.

[@ttsnewsofficial]

me: mum can we go star gazing mum:we can go stargazing at home stargazing at home:sky watching