Slaanesh EXPLAINED by An Australian | Warhammer Lore

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Majorkill

Majorkill

4 жыл бұрын

If you feeling a little bit Naughty and nice then you have come to the right place. Today we look at the spiciest Chaos god
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@majorkill
@majorkill 4 жыл бұрын
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@kharnthebloody3235
@kharnthebloody3235 4 жыл бұрын
Hi
@pheivins99
@pheivins99 4 жыл бұрын
Could you do a video on the visarch the biggest simp of 40k
@philipptomic6310
@philipptomic6310 4 жыл бұрын
Eyy how the fuck do you write slanesh
@slaaneshthedarkprince2000
@slaaneshthedarkprince2000 4 жыл бұрын
Awe thanks babe I'm so happy
@dudeboydudeboy-zj8kd
@dudeboydudeboy-zj8kd 4 жыл бұрын
do the abhumans, abhuman lives matter LOL. please the lost and damned. lost and damned lives matter LOL
@adriannaranjo4397
@adriannaranjo4397 4 жыл бұрын
Slaanesh: "Literally a demon about unobtainable perfection, living in excess and body horror" Fandom: "Haha, _horny."_
@ahmadtarek7763
@ahmadtarek7763 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, have you seen the pics?
@Imurai
@Imurai 4 жыл бұрын
worth it
@forkittens
@forkittens 4 жыл бұрын
slaanesh: NOOOO! i'm an evil coas god of rape! you cant just jerk it to me.... fanbase: lol fanbase go; fapfapfapfapfap
@bjorn55531
@bjorn55531 3 жыл бұрын
you just made me really uncomfortable with those words broder
@greyclydesdale
@greyclydesdale 3 жыл бұрын
So Bioshock was about a Slanesh cult. Hmm. That checks out.
@charlesmelenyzer8919
@charlesmelenyzer8919 4 жыл бұрын
I am most impressed by the fact Majorkill doubled his female audience.
@ninim1028
@ninim1028 4 жыл бұрын
We've graduated to 4 females now
@armincerim6869
@armincerim6869 4 жыл бұрын
so basically he's got 2 female followers now
@WAZZA1235
@WAZZA1235 4 жыл бұрын
How do you know? Where do you find those stats? I've seen other people use them but i never found them myself.
@iwankazlow2268
@iwankazlow2268 4 жыл бұрын
Yup. Some slaneesh worshippers transitioned.
@bluebird8105
@bluebird8105 4 жыл бұрын
@@armincerim6869 I wanted to make this joke xD
@sweepingtime
@sweepingtime 4 жыл бұрын
So what you’re saying is... spirit stones are condoms for the soul.
@chosenofkhorne2951
@chosenofkhorne2951 4 жыл бұрын
Slannesh the god of hentai
@Ake-TL
@Ake-TL 4 жыл бұрын
Chosen of Khorne and STDs
@MrGMoney1944
@MrGMoney1944 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but whose pleasure is it ribbed for?
@BlazingRoman
@BlazingRoman 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ake-TL STD = Slaaneshi Transmitted Disease
@gerrit8480
@gerrit8480 4 жыл бұрын
@@BlazingRoman sounds like a nurgle thing
@claudiu-mihaipuiu1221
@claudiu-mihaipuiu1221 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. That description of falling for Slaneesh's corruption is honestly chilling.
@FriezaSucks
@FriezaSucks 4 жыл бұрын
This happens in real life and is called porn addiction, although not always as horrifying as this particular story, there are a lot of not so pleasant things...
@gabiplatis9962
@gabiplatis9962 4 жыл бұрын
I am pleased to see another romanian brother enjoing wh and majorkill
@alexflorea4294
@alexflorea4294 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, I am sure there are quite a few.
@gabiplatis9962
@gabiplatis9962 4 жыл бұрын
@@alexflorea4294 I am so overly happy at the moment knowing that I am not the single one enjoying this franchize. Btw brother Alex do u collect minis?
@alexflorea4294
@alexflorea4294 4 жыл бұрын
@@gabiplatis9962 I am mostly a lore nerd myself, I own and have read many of the 30k and 40k books available. More recently, having too much time on my hand started painting some minis as well(not that's I am very good at it or anything), mostly AT and AI stuff for now though I am considering going for some small kill team bands.
@BlazingRoman
@BlazingRoman 4 жыл бұрын
When it comes to Slaanesh's gender, I usually refer to a quote by Leman Russ from one of the Vox-Logs by Alfabusa Dark Eldar: "Is it a sheeee..?" Russ: "Yes... and no." *"And everything in between"*
@sethleoric2598
@sethleoric2598 4 жыл бұрын
Does that means sHe's also a Shlorgabb a Makroobak and any other Xeno-Gender ?
@Grandstoryseeker
@Grandstoryseeker 4 жыл бұрын
@@sethleoric2598 if it desires to, then yes
@LoganSearles
@LoganSearles 4 жыл бұрын
(Shudders in horror)
@memyselfandi1300
@memyselfandi1300 4 жыл бұрын
Russ as a furry would know lol
@dragoon347
@dragoon347 4 жыл бұрын
i guess it really depends on your desires *shrug*
@ShaqNasty557
@ShaqNasty557 4 жыл бұрын
Oh boy that short corruption story is one of the darkest thing I've seen since the Daemonculaba Good job dude
@sayasakisaka7609
@sayasakisaka7609 3 жыл бұрын
Koyomi profile picture eh? Will you brush me teeth please, Onii Chan?
@chillobsidian9592
@chillobsidian9592 Жыл бұрын
@@sayasakisaka7609 it seems that we've found a follower of Slaneesh. Someone call the Witch Hunters or Imperial Guards! This one... has gone too deep. *bang.*
@Vrynix
@Vrynix 4 жыл бұрын
So going by that farmer story, Slaanesh is basically the god of mid-life crises.
@lilpretzel5629
@lilpretzel5629 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same
@leonidasking7502
@leonidasking7502 4 жыл бұрын
Although, most people don't rape children during a mid life crisis.
@Watcher-in-the-Dark
@Watcher-in-the-Dark 4 жыл бұрын
@@leonidasking7502 Most.
@gerrit8480
@gerrit8480 4 жыл бұрын
@@Watcher-in-the-Dark most
@ReformedSooner24
@ReformedSooner24 3 жыл бұрын
Think dark desires and addiction. That’s Slaanesh. The pursuit of worldly pleasures that ends with an overdose or going too far at some point.
@Vollification
@Vollification 4 жыл бұрын
Slaanesh: "I represent the most disgustingly perverted things you can imagine." Hentai: **not impressed** "Girl, hold my beer."
@alvarodebarrio7718
@alvarodebarrio7718 4 жыл бұрын
Furry porn: hold my bad dragon
@glennjoshuamangabat2750
@glennjoshuamangabat2750 4 жыл бұрын
Also slanesh: “would you like to copulate with this tyranid?”
@zaho87
@zaho87 4 жыл бұрын
Moarfistin: *fisting intensifies*
@notalpharius4553
@notalpharius4553 4 жыл бұрын
Slaanesh is hentai.
@shalicha8891
@shalicha8891 4 жыл бұрын
what about or what if van sama met slaanesh
@sirmurk5048
@sirmurk5048 4 жыл бұрын
My girl is the reason female viewers are 2% now,she’s a keeper.
@Aredel
@Aredel 4 жыл бұрын
-Of Secrets
@gerrit8480
@gerrit8480 4 жыл бұрын
@@Aredel my entire fucking life whas been a lie
@baizuo_6246
@baizuo_6246 4 жыл бұрын
Yo bro she is he.
@gerrit8480
@gerrit8480 4 жыл бұрын
Apperantly I can't type lmao
@bendover2684
@bendover2684 4 жыл бұрын
@@gerrit8480 youre so quirky, do you have a Cosplay onlyfans?
@Jakenatorr
@Jakenatorr 4 жыл бұрын
As a recovering addict. You hit the nail on the head man. 2 years clean
@willshields4480
@willshields4480 3 жыл бұрын
The Emperor is with you, keep it up!
@estellauwu6023
@estellauwu6023 3 жыл бұрын
Don't fall back into the clutches of Slaanesh
@shadowstep1375
@shadowstep1375 3 жыл бұрын
Just remember if you ever feel slaanesh creeping back in you can always join the necron we always need new immortals. But seriously I wish the best for you man. I've recently lost another family member to an overdose.
@clover8673
@clover8673 3 жыл бұрын
You got this
@mortuorumrex6176
@mortuorumrex6176 3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on the 2 years clean! Seriously!
@tmac-hd8nb
@tmac-hd8nb 4 жыл бұрын
“This won’t be monitized but any way.” gets monotized.
@jeromeace1282
@jeromeace1282 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that confused me as well
@Nutellafuerst
@Nutellafuerst 4 жыл бұрын
@@jeromeace1282 YT is just trolling at this point
@magicmanscott40k
@magicmanscott40k 4 жыл бұрын
Says rape, fuck, and cock. Still gets monetized lol
@ahmadtarek7763
@ahmadtarek7763 4 жыл бұрын
I think he cracked the KZbin algorithm
@Devastish
@Devastish 4 жыл бұрын
I assume you are referring to how the video has ads on it. If i understand the current state of KZbin, a video can be demonetized and still have ads on it. However, in such a case the revenue is taken entirely by youtube, instead of splitting it with the creator. This would explain how the video still has ads despite all the "objectionable" content.
@Jdne199311
@Jdne199311 4 жыл бұрын
"An Elder going into Slaanesh palace is like a protester trying to be peaceful in America. You just going to get the shit kick out of you" ... This made me laugh more then I should have ... I feel bad now
@kanseidorifto2430
@kanseidorifto2430 4 жыл бұрын
I feel that.
@fumarc4501
@fumarc4501 4 жыл бұрын
Accurate
@trajanfidelis1532
@trajanfidelis1532 4 жыл бұрын
Than the work of Slaanesh is done
@e.m.p.3394
@e.m.p.3394 4 жыл бұрын
@midgetydeath some people are...
@hyrumcannon3789
@hyrumcannon3789 4 жыл бұрын
@midgetydeath the joke is if you try to be peaceful other people will show up and start violence
@LoremasterLiberaster
@LoremasterLiberaster 4 жыл бұрын
Jeez, this descent into madness sequence in the middle could be a separate mini TV series
@brianhu9700
@brianhu9700 3 жыл бұрын
It could even be a 40K spinoff. Intense rivalry between those who believe the TV mini-series should be pro-Slaneesh and those who disagree would ensue.
@notyou2353
@notyou2353 2 жыл бұрын
To make it better, the color grading of each episode gets ever so slightly darker with each episode.
@ZeroFocu5
@ZeroFocu5 2 жыл бұрын
Look up "A Serbian Film"
@darthjekyll3648
@darthjekyll3648 2 жыл бұрын
warhammer 40k + series of redemption
@alvinlin8140
@alvinlin8140 4 жыл бұрын
There’s one big loophole in the story tho. If he wanted to experience something exiting/intense why not join the guard. After all nothing is more fulfilling than fighting and dying for the emperor and the greater good of humanity
@alvinlin8140
@alvinlin8140 4 жыл бұрын
Said by sergeant definitely not ig recruiter Alvin Lin of the pla guard regiment
@krofgninut5984
@krofgninut5984 3 жыл бұрын
Commissar wont let you lay the xenos
@ninjabaiano6092
@ninjabaiano6092 3 жыл бұрын
@@krofgninut5984 you mean slay. You better mean slay
@krofgninut5984
@krofgninut5984 3 жыл бұрын
@@ninjabaiano6092 I meant what I said XD
@alperakyuz9702
@alperakyuz9702 3 жыл бұрын
Greater good? Are you a dirty tau? Purge the xeno!!!
@tenthlegionstudios1343
@tenthlegionstudios1343 4 жыл бұрын
Bro that description of the farmer being slowly converted to a follower of slaneesh was dark... but also seems totally accurate. I could feel the chaos tenctacles slowly coming out of my PC for my tight virgin bhole. Good Stuff!
@TheBayzent
@TheBayzent 4 жыл бұрын
Not really...I mean, canonically Malus was on his way to convert to Slaanesh...and he *routinely* participated on murder blood orgies that included daemonette summoning...so the Druchii could fuck murder them and be fucked murdered by them... And the Emperor's Children corruption took *A LOT* more than going on a random fuck murder spree...and they got a lot of help thanks to the Laer sword. The numbing is fluff friendly though.
@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheBayzent He's talking about the conversion of someone who doesn't grasp what Slaanesh is, one who only knows that he promises perfection, one who does not know what Slaanesh also represents, or his status as a Chaos God, and by the time they'd realize it, it would be too late
@mr.joesterr5359
@mr.joesterr5359 3 жыл бұрын
TheBayzent But for druchii murder fuck orgies are normal. Slaanesh is about the corruption of the soul into a more perverse version than it was before.
@user-cq1cw8xz7f
@user-cq1cw8xz7f 4 жыл бұрын
The problem with that lucius death is that he'll probs overtake the body of the servitor that cleans Dante's sword because the servitor was happy to serve or some bullshit of sorta
@MatCor-ty7zi
@MatCor-ty7zi 4 жыл бұрын
Dante has an axe, but yes that would be stupid.
@DzinkyDzink
@DzinkyDzink 4 жыл бұрын
Servitors are brain wiped, no?
@burntgrahamcracker2866
@burntgrahamcracker2866 4 жыл бұрын
Servitors are as happy to serve as your washing machine is to wash clothes
@noobmaster9347
@noobmaster9347 4 жыл бұрын
Ქართველი ხაარ ამ ბნელ ადგილას რამ მოგიყვანა??? Xd
@user-cq1cw8xz7f
@user-cq1cw8xz7f 4 жыл бұрын
@@noobmaster9347 ღმერთ-ემპერქტორმა მომიყვანა, წმინდა ანგელოზო თქვენ?
@jeantechnoir7702
@jeantechnoir7702 2 жыл бұрын
If Slaanesh were real I can already imagine Earth population completely turning into snake monstrosities very very fast.
@thadeuskray
@thadeuskray Жыл бұрын
Tch please. *hisses* o.0 oops
@Butter_Warrior99
@Butter_Warrior99 10 ай бұрын
A very vocal minority, while most are honestly quite normal.
@vyanesh6487
@vyanesh6487 4 жыл бұрын
14:12 I wonder what would happen if a tyranid ate him? Would he literally just become the entire hive mind if it felt pleasure knowing they just killed one of slaanesh’s champions?
@AKidWithNoAttitude
@AKidWithNoAttitude 4 жыл бұрын
Three options i'm seeing: 1) He straight up dies, cause 'Nids feel satisfaction the way ants do when they eat: they don't. 2) The hive mind connects to every nid, so when Lucius gets reborn, EVERY nid becomes Lucius. A trillion Lucius' floating in space. 3) He takes the mass of the entire hive fleet, complete with biomass. A Galaxy-sized Lucius with a donger the size of Ultramar. Can't decide which I prefer to be honest.
@rubz1390
@rubz1390 4 жыл бұрын
@@AKidWithNoAttitude Ants seems the most likely, if we are even trying to be consistent with what Tyranids are.
@Noisius
@Noisius 4 жыл бұрын
@@AKidWithNoAttitude ALL OF THEM!!!
@josephcalabrese6337
@josephcalabrese6337 4 жыл бұрын
@@AKidWithNoAttitude How about a Null human? If Lucias is killed by somebody that is completely immune to the presence of the Warp itself. Then Slaanesh's reincarnation curse will be broken. Because the prideful Null human is not only immune, Their mere presence causes the Warp to recede.
@dwreanchinotan
@dwreanchinotan 4 жыл бұрын
there's a homebrew army Remliez covered in his 40k theories channel that is that
@saiko4858
@saiko4858 4 жыл бұрын
That farmer story was way too specific. Scared the shit out of my urges
@valariewambui4502
@valariewambui4502 4 жыл бұрын
Truly Grimdark
@galenbjorn443
@galenbjorn443 4 жыл бұрын
Ye Fuck the shit out of the demon cow
@saiko4858
@saiko4858 4 жыл бұрын
@@valariewambui4502 LOL
@dovahkiin_brasil
@dovahkiin_brasil 4 жыл бұрын
That's why I fap to vanila porn
@saiko4858
@saiko4858 4 жыл бұрын
@@dovahkiin_brasil For now only for now
@kenhutchens513
@kenhutchens513 4 жыл бұрын
Damn this was actually really deep due this shit actually happens in real life. You see a lot of TV shows and documentaries based on these event. Other than the actually turning into a real "demon".
@notyou2353
@notyou2353 2 жыл бұрын
At least, as far as we know they don't turn into real demons. ;)
@passgo8507
@passgo8507 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who has struggled with addictions for years, I can say that the story of the farmers fall hit HARD. I use it as a means of staying clean. Thanks bro. Your work is helping me improve my life.
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 4 жыл бұрын
Khaine spent the rest of his time with a new fate: being mercy-killed by Primarchs, defeated by other characters to make them awesome, and/or humilliated by overgrown bugs.
@samiezzi6143
@samiezzi6143 4 жыл бұрын
If it wasn't clear enough that GW hates Eldar... Here it is lol
@badbishop1049
@badbishop1049 4 жыл бұрын
GW is basically the emperor and all the different factions in 40k are his primarch children... Some get put on a pedestal and glorified and some get treated like red headed step children and told to sit in a corner.
@count4045
@count4045 4 жыл бұрын
OMG 2% FEMALE! truly a blessing from Slaanesh
@seany-s2987
@seany-s2987 4 жыл бұрын
What the actual hell is your username
@count4045
@count4045 4 жыл бұрын
@@seany-s2987 Long story xD
@ahmadtarek7763
@ahmadtarek7763 4 жыл бұрын
Seems like a fucked up great story, if it's ok, mind sharing it?
@fikistoraro5967
@fikistoraro5967 3 жыл бұрын
@@ahmadtarek7763 May Slaanesh eat your shit
@count4045
@count4045 3 жыл бұрын
@QuantumEther Yeah, you could say it's from the bible, long story short it comes from one of my Vampire the masquerade campaign (NB : Had to modify my name cause some god forsaken stuck up assholes wouldn't let me be in their chatrooms --' because, you know, it's OFFENSIVE, fuck them)
@shinrascaryweather7640
@shinrascaryweather7640 4 жыл бұрын
Majorkill that was a chilling tale. Seriously it was an almost Baldermort level story. Well done sir
@WW-zt1zs
@WW-zt1zs 4 жыл бұрын
your short fanfic about Lucius dying like a bitch to Dante was amazing. When you eventually make a video about Word Bearers do that to Erebus please
@Bellephus
@Bellephus 4 жыл бұрын
But this will never happen. Lucius the Luscious is eternal.
@Grandstoryseeker
@Grandstoryseeker 4 жыл бұрын
Erebus need to finish the "duel" with Kharn
@DzinkyDzink
@DzinkyDzink 4 жыл бұрын
I'd spin it better: Dante falls into a Black Rage and massacres Lucius with nothing but rage on his mind. A tragic victory, but a permanent one.
@thenateshow4371
@thenateshow4371 3 жыл бұрын
you could say it was so amazing it made you live again ;)
@gunnar1846
@gunnar1846 4 жыл бұрын
You should voice a character in TTS someday.
@mikecampos1193
@mikecampos1193 4 жыл бұрын
Hope he gets the chance.
@whyamihere5732
@whyamihere5732 4 жыл бұрын
Same thing with Rimmy
@semi-useful5178
@semi-useful5178 4 жыл бұрын
If he gets too so does arch, there must be a cosmic balance
@whyamihere5732
@whyamihere5732 4 жыл бұрын
@@semi-useful5178 arch will be an inquisitor.
@semi-useful5178
@semi-useful5178 4 жыл бұрын
@@whyamihere5732 Figured he would be some Administratum middle management explaining to kitten that he cannot send for what seeks as the paper work was signed wrong.
@shakeem444
@shakeem444 3 жыл бұрын
Slaanesh: Literally a demon about unobtainable perfection, living in excess and body horror Hentai: So you are one of the so called ''new gods'' I am unimpressed
@shootinbruin3614
@shootinbruin3614 4 жыл бұрын
4:57-8:40 that's some quality storytelling right there
@peterkim39
@peterkim39 4 жыл бұрын
ah yes, the old intro. this is getting a thumbs up
@MrTea-zl5ol
@MrTea-zl5ol 4 жыл бұрын
Majorkill: Slaanesh KZbin Monetisation: Am I a joke to you?
@arminakuma2828
@arminakuma2828 2 жыл бұрын
Slaanesh: "I represent the most disgustingly perverted things you can imagine." Fandom : "Is that a challenge?"
@leosun95
@leosun95 4 жыл бұрын
Beginning of the video: Ah, he’s just gonna let it go and swear more in this video, alguds Middle of the video: Wow. He really didn’t hold back
@alexf1353
@alexf1353 4 жыл бұрын
How can a look at Slaanesh be complete without DOOMRIDER!!! A Daemon Prince with a flaming skull who rides a motorcycle, constantly doing drugs while driving at 100+ mph. And who, while he existed on TT, hit like a titan while moving like a Raptor. A literal meme who's able to manifest the power of memes to increase his own power. Now that's Slaaneshi!
@KageMinowara
@KageMinowara 4 жыл бұрын
Doomrider wasn't included in the video because Doomrider deserves a video all to himself.
@eyeballpapercut4400
@eyeballpapercut4400 4 жыл бұрын
*gets beheaded by Doombreed*
@ryanbarnett188
@ryanbarnett188 4 жыл бұрын
O boy, the number of females that watch this channel is reaallly getting up there!
@Watcher-in-the-Dark
@Watcher-in-the-Dark 4 жыл бұрын
10/10 on that short story of corruption. Was really epic, dark and fit really well into Fantasy Slaanesh. I really think Slaanesh is one of those more relatable God's that anyone could really fall too. It's overshadowed a lot by the incredibly crazy shit her followers get into to, flaying people, eating people, murder raping literally anything. The core concept is really down to earth though, embodying the true essence of what sin is supposed to be, overindulgence to the point of self destruction. I honestly wish Slaanesh rode the line between good and evil a little bit more, well I wish that for all the Chaos gods actually. Especially in Fantasy where you don't actually need a clear bad guy, the politics and fight for resources or some other nonsense can always come up as reasons for conflict. For 40k I can understand more because Chaos is meant to be the be all end all to humanity and the constant struggle against hell itself. Falling to Slaanesh is a lot easier than most would realize too, because most that first get into her don't know about the more insane side. They just get drawn in by the promises of pleasures and joy and then somewhere down the rabbit hole they end up total monsters.
@KingofAwesomness14
@KingofAwesomness14 3 жыл бұрын
that slanesh explanation was freaking amazing, honestly the best one I've heard from any lore aspirant, probably cause its so casual which is what's terrifying about Slasnesh! it all feels normal, until it isn't!
@PelinalWhitestrake36
@PelinalWhitestrake36 4 жыл бұрын
The Dante Vs Lucious thing NEEDS to be canon. Its TOO fucking good not to be...
@molliethomas2585
@molliethomas2585 4 жыл бұрын
I noticed the subtle changes in that painting as you described the farmers midlife crisis. Nice touch MajorKill, and very fitting 👍
@AwayWithYouVileBeggar
@AwayWithYouVileBeggar 4 жыл бұрын
Slaanesh EXPLAINED: Best and last thing you'll ever experience before your soul is torn out of your mortal body and Vored P.S: The LACK of Slaanesh R34 is heretical.
@ahmadtarek7763
@ahmadtarek7763 4 жыл бұрын
Really? Thought there would be millions in there. Although I usually don't like R34 due to the excess amount of dicks, can't they just leave something to the poor straight guys.
@chrisspink8873
@chrisspink8873 4 жыл бұрын
This is surprising well done, the uncle story had me like wtf.
@ahmadtarek7763
@ahmadtarek7763 4 жыл бұрын
WTF
@aceofspadesguy4913
@aceofspadesguy4913 4 жыл бұрын
Ngl, the description of the total fall was quite terrifying. Especially when you actually have a brother with a family.
@sqocks8254
@sqocks8254 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, that story in the middle of the video was pretty good. Dark but accurate considering the setting and person we are talking about.
@skallymanga7812
@skallymanga7812 4 жыл бұрын
"Take pride in killing those lesser than me?.. I feel just pity"
@seletron8291
@seletron8291 4 жыл бұрын
Ahh I see you're also a Hellsing fan.
@bigguy7353
@bigguy7353 4 жыл бұрын
At first, I saw this and said to myself "What about being Australian while explaining something makes it any different? Why? How can he tell me any facts I'm not generally aware of?". I understand now. Very entertaining, Lol! Cheers from Chicago!
@tablekun8690
@tablekun8690 4 жыл бұрын
Slanesh was a guy untill the humans came along and litterly used their weeb imagination to make it a chick.
@victorabaderamos6019
@victorabaderamos6019 4 жыл бұрын
I always thought the Eldar consider it a she, since they call it She Who Thirsts
@nevermore7285
@nevermore7285 4 жыл бұрын
It. Slannash has always been an it. Most depictions are both in the worst ways, and when it comes to individuals it is literally whatever you want it to be. Individual titles have always flopped between genders.
@exudeku
@exudeku 4 жыл бұрын
Eldar: so its a sheeeema- Viking Furry Primarch: yes and no...and also in-between
@victorabaderamos6019
@victorabaderamos6019 4 жыл бұрын
@@exudeku Could you imagine the horror if Russ fell to Slaanesh? Thinking about it alone makes me glad Horus was the one who went traitor
@charlebrownga
@charlebrownga 3 жыл бұрын
Slaanesh is a futa look it up.
@jw7500
@jw7500 4 жыл бұрын
In my head Slaanesh is just the whole hair metal scene from the 80's (aka Slaanesh = Vince Neill)
@SH-qs7ee
@SH-qs7ee 4 жыл бұрын
From what I've seen Slaanesh is also a lot of the fashion scenes from the 80's metal as well.
@Error-5478
@Error-5478 3 жыл бұрын
Slaanesh in a nutshell: "Life is mundane. I can make it better~" And then it just keeps hitting new levels of mundane. Making you need to go further and further until you're... literally fucked.
@thadeuskray
@thadeuskray Жыл бұрын
Kinky huh? XD
@rabbidfanatic535
@rabbidfanatic535 4 жыл бұрын
Always wear protection.
@onomatopoeia3462
@onomatopoeia3462 3 жыл бұрын
the emperor protects
@rabbidfanatic535
@rabbidfanatic535 3 жыл бұрын
@@onomatopoeia3462 the emperor protects
@icedan1157
@icedan1157 4 жыл бұрын
This is the earliest I have ever been to a majorkill video This video was very informative about things i didn't want to know
@zackboren2572
@zackboren2572 3 жыл бұрын
4:57-8:35 is one of the best explanations of addiction I have ever heard. As someone who struggles with it... thank you.
@jadethekiller
@jadethekiller 4 жыл бұрын
YES!!! You finally made a video about Slaanesh! I'm so happy that won in the poll!!
@ReclusiarchHuginn
@ReclusiarchHuginn 3 жыл бұрын
Majorkill: "There is no way this gets monetized." (Gets ad right after) Me: "The KZbin gods work in mysterious ways."
@42Mrgreenman
@42Mrgreenman 3 жыл бұрын
More like, "Google runs ads and steals the money."
@ryszakowy
@ryszakowy 4 жыл бұрын
everyone referes to: The Dark Prince The Prince of Pleasure Lord of Excess The Prince of Chaos only Aeldari and Drukhari say "she who thirsts" that's wicked man since Pleasure, Passion, Excess and Decadence is internet's second name.
@lusverma2136
@lusverma2136 4 жыл бұрын
I'm just repeating what the others have said about it, but your short story about the farmer's descent is a nice example of why Slaanesh's tentacles reach so many eardrums. That bit with Dante's also rather cool.
@Grimgorironhide2
@Grimgorironhide2 2 жыл бұрын
Bro i just gotta say, your story about the farmer and his descent was really powerful and horrific, I think that captures Slaanesh very aptly! I'm a huge fan of your work keep it up!
@hendrixschneider1224
@hendrixschneider1224 3 жыл бұрын
both the descend into depravity and the lucius vs dante parts were pretty fucking cool and engaging, those are some really good writing skills man
@noamtepper456
@noamtepper456 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a Slaanesh player, I've been waiting for this video for a while ;)
@Schwachsinnn
@Schwachsinnn 4 жыл бұрын
Yup ppl who prefer slanesh always seem to be players.
@murder1625
@murder1625 3 жыл бұрын
go play with your toooys
@TinyGobos
@TinyGobos 4 жыл бұрын
Damn I got goosebumps when you were talking about how you would kill of Lucius. I hope he goes down like that.
@someweeb4110
@someweeb4110 7 ай бұрын
This video was so unhinged and fitting for Slaanesh. That farmer story was wild dude your a legend for saying fuck monetization to properly deliver this
@dinodude6992
@dinodude6992 4 жыл бұрын
Slaanesh is temporary... But tangerines are for eternity
@jazzcrusader3062
@jazzcrusader3062 4 жыл бұрын
THIS is the kind of content I’m here for
@CBRN-115
@CBRN-115 4 жыл бұрын
That farmer's story is really amazing and captures what Slaanesh feels like
@ShawndaPrawn
@ShawndaPrawn 3 жыл бұрын
You know, this reminds me of that one bit from the 'stupid tabletop episode' by Eliphas, I think? Chaos Lord: Where is Lucius? We need him! Chaos Marine: He's dead. Chaos Lord: What? Doesn't he take over his killer's body or something? Chaos Marine: He was crushed by a rock. So...I guess he...became...a rock.
@syn-frohboss3640
@syn-frohboss3640 4 жыл бұрын
The intro was already worth the like
@billmaster1157
@billmaster1157 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, that illustration with the farm really proves to me that the Choas Gods really are reality tumours.
@vic3roy
@vic3roy 2 жыл бұрын
What a great description of the slow creep of Slaanesh. Thanks!!
@roleypoley8
@roleypoley8 4 жыл бұрын
This was one of your best videos. You really did Slaanesh justice
@kharnthebetrayer250
@kharnthebetrayer250 4 жыл бұрын
Majorkill should be the voice actor for Khorne.
@worldscar6422
@worldscar6422 2 жыл бұрын
Not really, maybe tzeentch tho.
@bernardcornellisvanmeijere4375
@bernardcornellisvanmeijere4375 4 жыл бұрын
Just imagine Dante destroying all the Tyranids because he gets killed by one and the Hive Mind itself feels pride in a job well done killing a Chaos champion.
@agamentong6314
@agamentong6314 4 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for this video since forever
@TboneGrimjack
@TboneGrimjack 3 жыл бұрын
That was the best KZbin video intro I've ever heard. Bravo....true art!
@rubz1390
@rubz1390 4 жыл бұрын
Who led Slaanesh armies in End Times? Or was it literally an unnamed character lol.
@nikolajmunk7347
@nikolajmunk7347 4 жыл бұрын
Sigwald i think
@rubz1390
@rubz1390 4 жыл бұрын
@@nikolajmunk7347 But Sigwald is Slaanesh favourite, Major says Slaanesh picked a nobody to lead the End Times.
@rickyfrench6844
@rickyfrench6844 4 жыл бұрын
Sigvald is the nobody I believe, I think he was just an incompetent commander
@TheBayzent
@TheBayzent 4 жыл бұрын
Sigvald. But "lead" is an overstatement. He took over Praag, and Kislev, and pretty much spent most of the time there trying to kidnap Katrin to rape her. He had to get his ass whooped by the Troll king (literally sent by Archaon from the frontlines in Altdorf to drag his blond ass south) and even then, he ended up pissing everybody off so much, and wanting to move his army to Brettonnia, Trogg ended up killing him and shitting in his skull. He LITERALLY was adult king Jeoffrey.
@flamingmuffin666
@flamingmuffin666 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve always seen Slaanesh as the embodiment of “hedonism from Order turning to Chaos”, and it can be anything. Do you take pleasure in a social acceptable (Order) sex life? Now derive pleasure from your behaviour embodying an unacceptable sex life (Chaos). Do you enjoy or work to improve your sense of self, values, ideas, identities, (Order) etc.? Now take hedonistic pleasure in your sense of self, identities and values becoming utterly incongruent, eroding and self-antagonistic. What ever you try to order, be it your self, your family, your society, your culture, etc., Slaanesh’s touch is to not only motivate you to erode that order, but more importantly to take pleasure in doing so. And it’s that which makes Slaanesh the most subtle and ultimately the most dangerous in my mind. The other three have the potential to be countered by reflecting on it, but Slaanesh requires you to not only reflect on what you’re doing, but also to be fully willing to deny yourself what you want to do.
@astares4241
@astares4241 3 жыл бұрын
God damm. Love the quick story. Nice bro
@mickbingo
@mickbingo Жыл бұрын
That story of the farmer was mesmerizing
@lusverma2136
@lusverma2136 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for being one of the people who say more about Slaanesh's underrated aspects and why he's such a universal danger despite being the weakest Chaos Power among the four, all the while with the brazen dark comedy that usually is a rarity to even hear these days. Excess and pleasure can be found in so many things. Even the other three's aspects are the extremes of decadence. He may not be the strongest, but his influence seems to be the most common. Every time an artist sees his art needing improvement, every time we enjoy a good rest after a day's hard work, every time we seek something new and something to enjoy is Slaanesh. Not only is Slaanesh the thottiest of them all, but he is also that person who always order a galactic-sized big mac with 666 millions of Eldar soul patties. He's eager to please, but he is also the most fickle and vain.
@HanmaCaleb
@HanmaCaleb 4 жыл бұрын
This is very satisfying and nostalgic, I am pleased and satisfied
@connorlucas5035
@connorlucas5035 3 жыл бұрын
Dude i super dig your content. Keep it up !!
@ninim1028
@ninim1028 4 жыл бұрын
Damn you went all out on this one man, love it
@ruphite9521
@ruphite9521 2 жыл бұрын
One thing i heard is that the greatest enemy to Slaanesh/addiction is contentness, and that farmer story really put that into view It also gave me nightmares but i get to be mildly philosophical on the internet so win win
@dawnshanley2269
@dawnshanley2269 3 жыл бұрын
Slaanesh!!!! I'm new to all of this, but he/she is already my favorite
@fancescoholm2778
@fancescoholm2778 4 жыл бұрын
I have been looking forward to this one for a long, long time
@lilrara1291
@lilrara1291 2 жыл бұрын
That description fit right into my level of hearing dark things,it truly gave the audience of how something so pleasurable can be taking to a evil place,especially when no one stops you.
@jacksonandrews8714
@jacksonandrews8714 3 жыл бұрын
Me, an American: haha, funny video Majorkill: an eldar walking into slaanesh’s palace is like being a peaceful protestor in America. You’re going to get beat up. Me: haha, funny video is teasing me haha
@ryaneasler8621
@ryaneasler8621 4 жыл бұрын
we gonna talk about the fact that mjkill just gave the best ending ever.
@evidentside
@evidentside 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed my arse off through the mid section. Absolutely fucking brilliant. I'm sure I could hear you smiling your face off while you narrated that.
@lordzetsumei
@lordzetsumei 3 жыл бұрын
Great work as always, I especially enjoyed your story of how one falls to this dark goddess
@doctorj4050
@doctorj4050 4 жыл бұрын
not going to lie that was a good story.
@ajaxo85
@ajaxo85 4 жыл бұрын
I love the plotline for a perma Lucius death but you know GW gonna be like: 'In the aftermath of Dante's victory' Tzeench appears and throws a lawyers wig on: ' I think you will find good sir, that Astartes are defined by absolute pride in their service to the Anathema. Killing Lucius was part of that service, and by taking pride in your service to the Anathema, you have by default taken pride in the killing of Lucius. You will find that this is technically correct, the best kind of correct' Dante: 'Oh Fu...' Lucius: 'Hey galpals, the bitch is back!'
@juliangardisky7236
@juliangardisky7236 3 жыл бұрын
*VIKING GROANING*
@MissionSilo
@MissionSilo 5 ай бұрын
Was looking for this
@buzzlightyearpfp7641
@buzzlightyearpfp7641 2 жыл бұрын
was not expecting that slaneesh description to go that far. best description of slaneesh, and any chaos god tbh ive ever heard.
@GenericProtagonist118
@GenericProtagonist118 3 жыл бұрын
So Hazbin Hotel would be Slaanesh's perfect home then?
@TheBayzent
@TheBayzent 4 жыл бұрын
The best thing about Lucius is that Lelith Hesperax literally left the Dark Eldar and joined the Dead God's faction to chase him and fught him buttnaked, so she could hang his head in her collection. She thinks that the Soultrap is on his armor, so if she manages to strip him, she could have a shot.
@stuartdodd7156
@stuartdodd7156 4 жыл бұрын
Suprised how much I missed that intro, I play it in my head as a homage every video!
@stoissdk
@stoissdk 4 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for this one :D
@Bellephus
@Bellephus 4 жыл бұрын
Haven't we all.
@thewalnutknight2760
@thewalnutknight2760 4 жыл бұрын
Khorne- the chaos god of being angry Tzeentch- the chaos god of being a nerd Nurgle- the chaos god of ruining every year with the number 20 at the end of it Slaanesh- the chaos god of sex drugs and rock’n roll Who would you sell your soul to
@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536
@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 4 жыл бұрын
Dawalnutknight the inquisition wants to know your location
@spottywolf
@spottywolf 4 жыл бұрын
If I threw in with Nurgle, I'd be fat, disgusting and have superpowers. So as I am now, but with superpowers.
@thewalnutknight2760
@thewalnutknight2760 4 жыл бұрын
and Malice the chaos god that may not even exist
@SH-qs7ee
@SH-qs7ee 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who likes sex and drugs and rock'n'roll, im staying with slaanesh.
@darthjekyll3648
@darthjekyll3648 2 жыл бұрын
@@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 nerd
@patrickleonard4187
@patrickleonard4187 3 жыл бұрын
In all the silly videos explaining things 40k, this one was the best, and not silly at all. Wow, buddy. Did you write that little narrative? It was great. Such, perspective. Dude.
@WoolfJ35
@WoolfJ35 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah that intro pulled no punches and just like that I'm subscribed lol
@krisross8663
@krisross8663 3 жыл бұрын
The way he described the way Dante kills Lucius is awe inspiring
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