Sleep Like a Baby [ASMR] [Father & Child]

Sometimes rest eludes even the blankest of minds. On those long nights, when thoughts of crawling and spilling your food just won't leave you alone, why not let a vaguely paternal figure bore you to sleep with his long-winded and sometimes slightly disquieting stories?
Get thee to bed, enfant terrible!
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[@kiwiholmes3587]

"What are you doing up so late?" I am a baby. What is time? What is space? Why do we exist?

[@Tolerance.V1]

Kiwi Holmes you are one qsmart baby to know what space is

[@EphemeralRift]

One of the most creative videos of its kind, based on the theme and approach. All that's missing is little chubby baby arms reaching up and soft cooing ;)

[@blaqq6779]

Coming from the very master of creativity. I'm a big supporter of both channels! :)

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Ephemeral Rift thank you ER! I wonder if CFX makes any silicone baby arms...

[@Calpsotoma]

Ephemeral Rift I'm surprised this isn't top comment solely based on who said it.

[@Cptjackjacky]

Dad I'm 22 get out of my room. And take the mobile with you.

[@christinavs7892]

Brad Lawrence now I can't stop laughing at the image of a 22 year old lying there, thanks a lot😹

[@AWlpsSHOW36]

LOL!

[@ilaila3504]

so so funny

[@rachelrae9496]

Dude I'm 13 what am I still doing in a crib,and BTW who the hell are you get out of my room😊😁😂

[@rachelrae9496]

Dude I'm 13 what am I still doing in a crib,and BTW who the hell are you get out of my room😊😁😂

[@TheEducatedZombeh]

This is gr8 to watch when you don't have a dad

[@PhoenicianSailor]

+TheEducatedZombeh stay strong.

[@zombiemonkey5094]

I saw this and just thought... oh... thats kinda depressing

[@TheEducatedZombeh]

+zombiemonkey509 my life is depressing srry

[@DonkeyKickingMC]

Damn this is deep.

[@sicario_espiritual]

True, same here.

[@zippydog2374]

"You know, there's another puzzle that's unsolvable, the human heart" Shit just got deep

[@AnnoyingOrange420]

Deepness levels reaching maximum capacity. Turn back now

[@moolimbs]

There is no turning back

[@ShazyShaze]

10/10 would ask to sleep in room when afraid of monsters

[@GarGuy]

Fnaf 7 confirmed

[@DakotaEarthHorn]

Brooklyn Schwandt lmfao

[@MrFallout3man]

Da Smexy Potato you mean Fnaf23 at this rate.

[@PotatoesGottaPotate]

+Da Smexy Potato yea dude at this rate fnaf 7 will probably be out by next week.

[@hrzagen7603]

10/10 woud get thunderdome toy again

[@WhisperAudiosASMR]

Am I the only one who just marvels at the lighting composition for all of these videos?! Seriously, it makes me want to cry tears of joy...

[@PercivalHoward]

This made me cry. I always wished I had a father. Thanks so much for posting this, it was really lovely.

[@themajesticnarwhal3273]

Stay strong, and don't struggle alone

[@ninegaggleofgeese7405]

I wish my Mother didn't commit suicide after being abused by my Father even after he won custody over me by staging CPS incursions. But I don't bitch.

[@dr.ripper_]

Same here man...

[@kait4087]

NineGaggleOfGeese K people have different ways of coping with things. Just because you don't "bitch" doesn't mean other people can't hurt. That's like saying ppl can't be happy because other people are happier

[@andrewlee9278]

AlanaFounder Ⓥ Be strong, your father is watching you above and taking care of you secretly.

[@flynnxbaaby]

This totally is what a convo between a father and an infant sounds like

[@DISEASEOFNORM]

The lighting is spot on.

[@PhoenicianSailor]

+Your Mother thanks!

[@dixienormous9845]

Your account name is amazing

[@DISEASEOFNORM]

Dixie Normous Are you in awe?

[@baertomeneguzzi9181]

+Your Mother very awe, much amaze, wow

[@RocoPwnage]

Why does this guy make asmr instead of a hollywood carrier I mean I'm a straight guy and I say he's hot af and his acting skills aren't bad either.

[@IvanSN]

Hah, I completely agree. ^^ Although, I'm not straight myself. ;D

[@Conda17]

You sure you're straight? I mean really sure?

[@georgebrush2376]

M4ri4n4sG4t3k33p3r^*^333 You can acknowledge someone is attractive even though you are not attracted to them.

[@RocoPwnage]

M4ri4n4sG4t3k33p3r^*^333 I have a thing for Kit Harington, but other than that, yes I can.

[@hughbriss387]

***** you are SO right.

[@iceJJenny]

It's uncommon to see any father ASMR roleplays, I wish more people would do them, they're great! Thanks so much

[@sorayalia8393]

"which one is your favourite?" "um.. actually the third o-" "I don't care." "oh.. okay" (cries in a corner)

[@rayghancarroll2790]

Ikr lmfao

[@Denver3344]

That would be funny if there was a sequel and its years later where it's with a teen instead of baby. And he's going around finding stuff to tap on in the room and he's tapping on a bong or something

[@marcohopper1936]

Denver3344 Hahaha skateboard, cellphone, porn, videogame collection. Annoying boy band poster. It depends

[@neo9474]

Denver3344 I almost choked on my water.

[@Alylonglegs]

lolol

[@vyxtouch]

That's a really good idea. You should make that video, I would definitely watch it.

[@WforBogart]

+Denver3344 that's a good idea actually. it would be funny and relaxing at the same time.

[@TheRealSkycraft28]

If you imagine your a baby, him talking to you becomes much more humorous.

[@Kiki-wf4bj]

After my dad died I've been missing a fatherly figure I've got a stepdad but it's not the same, but I really appreciate this💯

[@PhoenicianSailor]

+Cosima HAMPTON stay strong Cosima, I'm glad if it helped in any way!

[@bluedarknessgirl125]

Cosima HAMPTON cool stuff need more asmrists like u 😊

[@HeatherFeatherASMR]

"I took it as a trophy I guess." I can tell this is going to have the happiest of endings, hahahaha.

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Heather Feather ASMR thanks Heather! Hope you're doing well :)

[@xemndrasle8076]

This was awesome. People who don't watch it all the way through are missing out on the plot twist. If you can call it that. "But I always carry my backpack in the trunk, with just like general uh, I wanna say all purpose tools. You know? You never know when you're gonna break down... or go to Gary's house." lol

[@FabriceTo]

everyone probably fell asleep. lol

[@mvmsbasket]

This guy's best talent in my opinion is his ability to tell a story in such a descriptive way.

[@ASMRconKiki]

Thank you so much from the bottom of my heart for making this video. I really needed it.

[@PhoenicianSailor]

+Hermetic Kitten thanks, Kiki! Hope you are doing well.

[@imbatman8040]

Seven years and this is still a video come back to every other month or so.

[@RN-xf8lu]

This guy makes more of an effort to talk to me then my own father does and I found myself wanting to hug him. I'm 20 years old and I still crave the affection and communication I never received. Came here for sleep but now I'm all aboard the feels train.

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Rachel N I'm sorry Rachel, I hope you find what you need eventually.

[@so0zin]

This is so astoundingly sad and calming while having this feeling of dread slowly building the entire time. I love it! It was super relaxing and that last "your mother doesn't know I'm here" got me right where it hurts. You're a perfect example of why ASMR content creators are called ASMRtists, this is magnificent. Thank you for this! xo

[@Tanja182012]

I just realized, how perfect baby-toys are for ASMR. Most of them are after all designed with sound in mind...

[@punk9weight679]

This video is still a classic

[@TheAfterscore]

I'm so glad Ephemeral Rift did a video with you, I would have never found this channel otherwise and your content is amazing. I hope you keep bringing new and interesting ideas to the asmr scene!

[@cadeiraratom]

Afterscore same here!

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Afterscore I'm indebted to him, and glad you like the channel!

[@blaqq6779]

Me too!

[@CassiusColeman]

He spent over an hour trying to get his kid to sleep... All I'd ever get is a "GO TO SLEEP!!!" from down the hall.

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Cassius Coleman it probably isn't a nightly occurrence.

[@CassiusColeman]

Phoenician Sailor By the way, I love the look you have going on in this video. You seem very wise and experienced... or at least look like you do.

[@courtneygoeb1588]

Lmao I love all the people who found this heartfelt.. clearly did not listen to the whole murder plot. Did not see that coming, serious props for the well thought out storyline, the map of Gary's house, and the general surprise. After a while I didn't even care about the ASMR I was just interested in what happened to Gary.

[@jenniferknee761]

Your like a cross between Walter White from breaking bad and Jeff Goldblum. ...lol.... Great voice, very soothing video. I liked it.

[@aprxslaying2869]

Ikr

[@focuscandy5270]

This is so comforting and made me sappy. (Sad and happy) My dad passed by colliding into a semi truck 7 years ago and I've been missing a fatherly figure for a while now. You also remind me a lot of him!

[@TheArt0fSilence]

My dad and I never really got along, so I don't really have a father figure to look up to in my life. And this... for that one hour really made me feel like I had one. Thank you...

[@christopherbolanos3751]

D-did you just kill someone

[@Conda17]

Great choice of lighting, it's all in the details.

[@Seven_Sweethart]

Thanks for this! I have desperately needed safe asmr’s that I can regress to.

[@deangnarly]

I just love the lighting and the feel of this video, it's gloomy and kinda disturbing but in a very cool way.

[@rhigganomie4978]

Reminds me of the goosebumps episode cookoo clock of doom

[@peacefulmindasmr8845]

I love the lighting so much! Your videos never cease to amaze me. The quality is always so cinematic and professional, and the dialogue as well as the sounds you make with the various toys are phenomenal. Excellent job as always! =)

[@PhoenicianSailor]

PeacefulMindASMR thank you Grace! The compliment goes right back at you.

[@lindsfreey9080]

The fact that this quality of content comes free on youtube is kind of mind blowing. I feel like I should be paying top dollar for this.

[@MaskoftheWraith]

DILF! Sorry had to say it XD Gonna have such a sleep now thanks :)

[@frigidlegumes]

MaskoftheWraith sooo glad im not the only one XD

[@Adam.godson]

frigidlegumes make it 3

[@Araaliaa]

Make it 4

[@PhoenicianSailor]

MaskoftheWraith good thing it's dark, I can blush unnoticed.

[@blahhhh581]

MaskoftheWraith Make it 5

[@michaelsprague519]

I can honestly say this is one of the coolest ASMR videos I have ever had the pleasure to fall asleep to. I had very similar experiences with my mother, for I have insomnia as well. Your videos have helped me fall asleep every night I watch them. And they're so creative! I could go on and on, but I'm kinda tired now :) job well done, good sir, and please keep it up.

[@bootlegkokoro3780]

Mom, dad is in my room again playing with my toys...

[@ronanbudiyono2117]

I love how the lighting looks surreal, like your dreaming a memory or remebering

[@richard_pine]

I know your secret... GORDON FREEMAN

[@PhoenicianSailor]

George Gyser damnit.

[@matheuz8533]

Omg gordon freeman I WANT HALF LIFE 3!!!!!!!

[@tylerfrench6488]

That's what I thought the first time I saw this

[@MASTERGRIEFS]

FunkySonicCat Confirmed

[@xXpivotvideos123Xx]

+ASMRJoker he doesn't talk so... That would make things difficult

[@Sarkujpnfreak42]

In my opinion, this has got to be one of the top 3 ASMR videos of all time. And ive been watching ASMR for over 5 years, back when it was just called "whisper videos". Its just so well done, i dont even know what to say. You're a genius.

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Conner Heinlein wow, thanks Conner.

[@i.s.7712]

I really love the lighting of the room and the angle of the camera.It has a cinematic feel to it.I find your voice especially soothing and makes me feel protected.The audio is really great quality.Great video,I loved it!:)

[@Rem694u2]

I love the sound of those wooden blocks rubbing together. It's the perfect white noise. So satisfying!

[@BlimeyGames]

That is one lucky baby momma o.O.

[@KendraonclubpengOfficial]

Reminds me of Mr. Jefferson. Only if he had a much bigger beard.

[@OGSinisterPotato]

Exactly what I was thinking!

[@omzjk4662]

And...He (in the video) wasn't a pyscho creeper!!

[@honeymoon334]

I thought of House when I saw him :D

[@cagedrobin]

xXCookieGamesXx it would be pretty cool if he does a video in photography class as Mr. Jefferson.

[@KendraonclubpengOfficial]

+JackIsNotNormal That's why it's a great idea.

[@crimsonagony6266]

Father, I want my bottle

[@turquoisefern]

I've just found your channel and i'm so happy, this is so perfect *excitement overload*

[@WillyWanka456]

The lighting in this video is absolutely fantastic! It also brought me straight to sleep. Thank you!

[@goodmorningu.s.a3595]

I never understood why my old toys made crinkling sounds until now...

[@lordfarquaad8267]

You're my *real* dad.

[@leekatsiff]

what's a dad?

[@imtoolazytothinkofaname5711]

Michael Katsiff A word.

[@ardraneala]

See, this is the type of subtlety I admire :)

[@loeiznedeleg7478]

So much subtlety is just amazing!!!!!!!! At gweled-man evel ur poupig 'n ouzon ket re koulskoude,n'eo sioul ket aze... :D

[@PhoenicianSailor]

***** thanks ardra! I love your recent boost in output, been sleeping well the last few nights.

[@imbatman8040]

I think either this video or one of E's corvus videos is definitely my favorite asmr video of all time this one not only for the relaxation but also the slowly developing story and character.

[@pencilstreak9]

I'd like to see a sequel to this where dad here visits us when evading the police/escaping jail. We're a bit older so our toys have evolved, but one thing is the same - we can't sleep. Maybe we could learn more about why Dad and Mom didn't stay together, what came of Gary (though I think you can guess), etcera. This is my favorite video of your's, Phoenician!

[@brinc6510]

You are the first male asmr artist to relax me and give me tingles. It's 8am and I can finally sleep. Thank you for the great vid, +1 sub. The words you use are perfect..

[@carolineASMR]

Good lord, that rattle tingled my face off :D Your videos are always so unique and enjoyable, thanks for making these!

[@usernameisunavailable8270]

This baby must be smart as hell. He has himself a Stewie Griffin baby.

[@DarleneLesmana]

all i can think of is : JOHN WINCHESTER PROTECT YOUR DAMN WIFE

[@noelletinkler1602]

Does this mean that were Sam and we get to see our mother burn on the ceiling

[@DarleneLesmana]

+noelle tinkler yes

[@nyjah3347]

this comment is making me laugh so much rn

[@waywardwolf3000]

I need a "you're baby Sam" asmr roleplay right now

[@angledar22]

That's what I was thinking about XD "this reminds me of episode one of supernatural"

[@Xanatrix]

You're gonna turn your kid into a regular Captain Kirk with that unsolvable Rubik's Cube; he'll find a way to solve the puzzle outside of the given obvious parameters of the puzzle.

[@missyqueenie708]

I love these types of videos. My father is so mean, lecturing, and harsh. Thank you for this ASMR video. It really helps.

[@Jaysims12]

the lighting in this video is quite pleasant.

[@kittyykatie]

the quality of your videos are always insanely good

[@orcaartist]

Your dry humor is fantastic.

[@Tubeytime]

"More importantly than that, this is Gary's carbon monoxide detector..." Genius.

[@supersonico412]

Kinda nice watching this since I grew up not knowing my parents and needed to go to care so thank you for making me feel relaxed amd complete ☺️

[@liqud0ocelotequinox267]

This is probably my favorite asmr video ever

[@xNoxxxTriviax]

"Those shit-bird trophies"... I'm dying right now. So good, just so good...

[@blurghtastic5166]

That crinkly book gave me enough tingles for a YEAR. Great video, very very well done

[@mileonamile2285]

This filming is absolutely amazing, the way the light reflects off the walls and you face, and the quality of your camera makes it seem like a movie.

[@PhoenicianSailor]

PocketFullOfASMR thank you.

[@4calia]

Umm..my dad is Mr. Jefferson??

[@grellsutcliffe1306]

omg he does look like Mr Jefferson

[@floofyfloof616]

Oh my

[@rachelamber8311]

😂

[@Qwenter123]

That's probsbly why he made the Mr Jefferson roleplay video. :3 :3

[@sop81740]

I am so astonished by how there is no noise at all!!!!! WOW

[@tiger_x0x418]

I found this a mixture of soothing but when that murder scheme hit that dread started to build up - this would honestly make such a wonderful movie plot...

[@Addi.B.B.]

Am I the only one who gets a Fallout 3 vibe from this?

[@zombiemonkey5094]

LIAM NEE- oh wait its Phoenician sailor

[@KiwiBirb63]

Addison Fifield yeah, our dad James, another dilf from long ago

[@iamjakerider]

Severely underrated ASMRtist. We all have our day jobs but I love and respect your ability to post quality content, regardless of frequency.

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Cognitive Shaman thank you, I appreciate it.

[@WanderingWhispers]

First your use of lighting is sublime. Second your voice is kept at a nice constant soft spoken level that is hard to attain. 3rd the clicking of the props were excellently done. Very good job!

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Wandering Whispers thank you, coming from you that means a lot. I love your Free Dreamers RP!

[@WanderingWhispers]

Thank you so much!

[@specialagentA]

The lighting is so on point. Such a great mood.

[@jamesbb4448]

the only asmr video that has given me tingles via visuals

[@mirzamnimu]

While I realize I’m lucky to even have a dad in my life at all, I don’t think I ever got this much loving attention from him even as a baby. So thanks, PS, for helping fill the void

[@theeldritchlibrarian]

This is so beautifully understated in its darkness.

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Robin McCall thank you, Robin.

[@paralyzedcandyx]

This is like the best asmr video I've seen I love all of your videos and they help me fall right asleep. Please make more! 😁

[@justash6010]

This was beyond comforting, thank you for this. Please please please do another one like this, this made sleeping magical

[@mangalover68]

been struggling lately without my dad to help me through some big changes in my life. i was feeling awful and really lonely from missing something so big in my life, but watching this was a huge comfort, at least for the night. thanks so much for making this!!! think you'll ever make another father & child vid?

[@shiverius333]

Things that can be found in Gary's house: Gary's cars, Gary's hose, Gary. Things that can't be found in Gary's house: Gary's smoke detector, Oxygen.

[@airconditioner3563]

I'm always a bit frustrated and satisfied when I fall asleep listening to your videos... Satisfied because I fell asleep... Frustrated because I missed this whole thing with Gary the first round.

[@r.b.5659]

i love this video production quality.

[@salty_barossa]

This guy seriously has some amazing original ideas. I'm glad he collaborated with Rift or else I probably would never have found his channel. Keep up the great work, man.

[@paigeenlow2542]

I just discovered your channel and I really love it! Your videos are so creative and your voice is so soothing!

[@moolimbs]

This is video is really soothing to me, which is kind of surprising since my own father is abusive to his kids. You gave me the vibes of an actual caring father, and kinda made me tear up a bit. Thank you so much for helping people like us down here in the comments. This means so much to us.

[@scorchflare5765]

Me throughout entire video: Goo goo! Dada! -Little giggles and gurgles- Bahbwababow

[@scorchflare5765]

That's crossed out... I didn't my want it to be crossed out, but oh well

[@tylerfrench6488]

At first I was like wow Gordan Freeman is wonderful father. By the end was like never mind he's an excellent assassin. But seriously though great job on creating a great convoluted story and a great 3D character with so much depth. This is an awesome video.

[@tylerfrench6488]

Sorry Gordon I spelt his incorrectly.

[@tylerfrench6488]

Also before I forget great lighting, almost foreboding to the darker path that path that the story took

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Tyler French thank you :)

[@BlimeyGames]

NEVERMIND I'm so glad i stayed awake till the end, haha. It's almost 2am now but I got a good story (and awesome tingles!) out of it.

[@PhoenicianSailor]

BlimeyGames darnit! Next time :)

[@tobyruiz9023]

i dont know what but when i saw it for the first time i thought it was Next-Gen 3D animation

[@spinchcat]

Watched the first half last night and thought it was sweet. Watched the second half tonight and now I'm worried about a homicide. I loved this so much. Wonderful lighting and an unexpected narrative told very well through a progression of objects. When you pulled out the house floorplan I laughed through all the sadism.

[@tomtheawesomeness]

I was babysitting earlier today and I tried to do some of the stuff you did. It worked incredibly well.

[@pencilstreak9]

You killed your ex-wife's new man?

[@tomtheawesomeness]

Stocking Anarchy ...nope. And I definitely didn't break into her house to babysit, either.

[@PhoenicianSailor]

+tomtheawesomeness definitely not a how-to video ;)

[@shipin2boston]

Great Video man! Just recently subscribed, great gig you and ER getting together.

[@littlegoots]

This video made me giggle because I pictured the kid (or I guess me?) as a baby, so it was like he was talking to a 2 week old as if it was an adult hahaha

[@idea_generator]

Mr. Freeman / Adam Levine / Fallout 3 openning cutscene cosplay? Wow... ^_^

[@KarunaSatoriASMR]

You are a gorgeous man.

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Karuna Satori ASMR self esteem +1 :)

[@ConcasicoWoodworks]

Mr. Jefferson???!! XD

[@theblueeyedseal6543]

He made a Life Is Strange Roleplay! Where he's Mr. Jefferson!