Sleep Like an Elder God | ASMR

[@solidskullz5736]

Man I’d love to sleep like an elder god. Nothing better than laying down at the bottom of the ocean with nothing but the indescribable pressure of the deep as a blanket

[@thijsjong]

When I sleep 10.000 years I am gonna miss my dentist appoitment.

[@giuliafaretta]

Love the description, this is what a depression nap feels like lol

[@Paste-Bean]

some would say... a DEEP sleep 😉

[@NotoriousSRG]

There’s at least 4 men who could have described it but…well…you know…

[@Wildcardvr801]

@@NotoriousSRGDAMN 💀

[@GloveClanOG]

How you know you’re a true ASMR fan? When ER says “you wanna listen to the sound of my bandages” and you don’t think “that’s fucking weird, dude!”

[@assassingod2004]

Every newcomer to his channel probably says that just while scrolling through his videos. Any true fan knows his level of unpredictability, and would never say anything he does is weird, because we'd be saying it every video, basically. He is the master of keeping us all guessing, and making it incredibly enjoyable while doing so. Truly a one in a million asmrtist.

[@fear_the_old_blood]

Thats true asmr

[@Frac.Razoer]

Then, someone has to revoke my membership

[@I_am_box]

@@assassingod2004I never call his works weird because I know that there will always be something from this man that turns out to be much, much weirder

[@Verne105]

This isn't even the first time. Sadly, I can't remember what the first video he did this in was called.

[@Cloakingpower]

I am Phulg'noth'fibracknash't and I have slept for a billion years. Truly, this guide has helped me immensely.

[@hyperion3145]

Man slept for a billion years then went back in time to pay respects

[@Theover4000]

How was your nap, O’ Lord Phulg’noth’fibracknash’t?

[@sawlie9]

@@Theover4000given its duration, id assume fairly swell

[@Cloakingpower]

@@Theover4000 Wonderful, I no longer crave the utter destruction of the cosmos. Truly, this Rift in time and space of the Ephemeral origin has helped me beyond all comprehension.

[@Theover4000]

@@Cloakingpower truly wonderful M’lord

[@mr.flippers]

Seeing him walk in like that had me nervous for a second 😅

[@rey.jazzzzy]

no need to b Lol rift is just like that. inexplicably wearing a neck brace cuz he just wanted to 😭

[@mr.flippers]

@@rey.jazzzzy Right lol

[@toilet_boy]

@@rey.jazzzzyit rlly shows off his beard man

[@EtherealRE4]

Most normal Uncle E outfit

[@leroyj62]

the uncle who cried neck brace @@rey.jazzzzy

[@flangleguys]

You gotta make more videos of you creating the props. I loved the Margaret mask tutorial and the one where you burned Old God symbols into the wooden block. I like the little peek into the process that we get.

[@n.hetzendorfer]

I swear. If he keeps doing that stuff he will one day summon an actual demon.

[@josehidalgo2897]

When did he do that?

[@bookworm5523]

For those of us who fell asleep before the end, does Uncle E tell us why he’s all hurt? Surely an Elder God wouldn’t have done this to him, right? I mean he’s a very devote sleep-aid for them!

[@Duaneslmn]

yeah

[@garrettfrench5574]

I bet hertics and non believers did that to him

[@SternaFilms_Natur_und_Wildlife]

This should have been his first video after the break 😂

[@Gatorade-z9m]

Oh man rift poste- ain’t now way..

[@dreamingdarkrai9010]

Omg that's evil lmao

[@Jaksonranger]

My headcanon is that he finished recording the video before the hiatus as well as the two after it, and then had a crazy accident and then recorded this, then uploaded them all in order

[@CobaltLobo]

I can just imagine him asking his wife for help putting that neck brace on 😂. Even though he’s not actually injured, I still feel so bad for him seeing him hobbling around all wrapped up lol

[@everfrost5695]

Tingles so strong my mans body cant withstand his own power

[@moos1n]

After watching this, I immediately fell into a deep slumber. I did not merely fall asleep, I fell into a good and proper *slumber*, using the fabric of spacetime as my bed sheet. It lasted trillions and trillions of years and I was only awoken by the cool chill that I felt at the heat death of the universe. I wanted to go back to sleep and so started the universe again specifically so I could come back to this video. Back to my eons-long slumber! See you all again in several hundred trillion years :)

[@RandomEphemeral]

goodbye horrors beyond my comprehension!

[@Warriorcat_Youtube]

Sleep tight, buddy!

[@WOLFM0THER]

Eldritch ASMR is my favorite genre of asmr

[@balboatarandino]

Less strange quote in the ASMR community

[@politicallyinaccuratetoast4757]

Reading the comments of a video thats like an hour long before the vid has been out for an hour is like reading chat in a livestream

[@Drogaidon]

Uncle E again fought bravely with our sadness and depression and won. Now he must regenerate for the next fierce fight.

[@UatuTheWatcher616]

I always thought Uncle E was a timelord...

[@DieSl0WB1Tch]

@@UatuTheWatcher616 Wouldn’t make sense considering that “time” is a concept constructed by Man, And ER is no man he is An Entity made of Everything and Nothing, but also Something and Anything, This is rare across the Omni verse to this Now, and Unfortunately will probably never be one like ER for Nows to come…

[@J0HNY0UTUB3]

Y’all be careful, this video put me in such deep sleep I almost ushered in a thousand years of darkness when I woke up!

[@J0HNY0UTUB3]

Fr got me out here feeling like guldy’rk the deceitful

[@natenate2280]

@@J0HNY0UTUB3replying to and liking your own comment is wild

[@abeshudug5207]

​@@natenate2280plot twist Nate is ezac

[@markschroder1663]

I´d love to take a nap in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes, that´d be great

[@neeyama7181]

Ahhh finally a sleep video for me, I can return to my sleep and the universe can keep existing

[@ralphisxamida8533]

Bad for my universe, that get destroyed when I am asleep.

[@buttertoasties]

I’ve been having great nights of sleep ever since I got that white noise machine from the the nothing store that plays the sounds of nothing

[@wolfyboy]

I have something similar, but my machine plays the sound of silence. Some guy named garfunkel or something.

[@HE13272326]

Yeah, and those only cost nothing at all when i bought mine

[@primalboi96]

What model?

[@NickDaTiger]

As a wise man once said : "I must consult to the Elder Gods"

[@blueshot333]

"Whatever Experience I lack I make up for it in heart"

[@Mister-A-]

Finish him

[@javodey]

"Would ya settle for me sausage?"

[@MIRAGE_BLAST]

"by the elder gods"

[@God_TheBibleAuthor]

Bro I consult my grandgod 😂

[@axtondragunov1784]

Rift is the type of guy who is so dedicated to his art that even if he was truly as injured as he looks he would still make a video i have so much respect for his dedication to asmr and trying to help people Hes weird and bizzare in a good way that is unique to him and that nobody can copy rift deserved recognition as a true artist as an ASMR creator

[@SkyanUltra]

the feminine urge to be an elder goddess sleeping far beneath the crust of the earth with only the warmth of the planet's core to keep me cozy as i float in a river of liquid metal

[@themagiccookie2614]

Neat, hope the spinny core vibrates just right for sleep...wait, oh no

[@Rugrat353]

I can only imagine the conversations he and his wife have as he is putting on all these various outfits. I ADORE the dedication ER. Thanks for the fantastic work.

[@ThatGuyorSum]

I've been following this channel since I was a teenager and I just have to say, wow. Your creativity and ability have grown so much, and you already set the bar for yourself pretty high at the beginning. I feel like you have become a master of your craft, able to take an idea and turn it into a very enjoyable piece of art. Thanks ER, never stop being yourself man.

[@fishebola]

Paul here looking like he survived a springlock failure

[@averagejoe8358]

"MICHAEL, EPHEMERAL RIFT JUST POSTED MICHAELLLL"

[@AldenHoffman]

He’s a genius. I haven’t had consistent tingles like this in a very long time. The movements, the creaking of the casts and braces are perfect. Every sound goes well together!

[@monsoon2974]

Cthulhu is just like: "Hey who tf stole my pillow?"

[@goth3d77]

been watching your videos since i was 10. ill be 16 in two weeks. thank you for the many nights of sleep and making me relax during bad times. much love uncle e.

[@denmark1226]

Happy early birthday

[@theragingriot2791]

A truly devoted subscriber right there!

[@silvatouch]

ER looks like he's still suffering some aftereffects of the eldritch cranial nerve exam

[@ynh1710]

I used to watch those crazy ASMR videos, fast, aggressive, all up in my face to fall asleep, and now I'm ended up here. I love these videos so much~

[@Boyka-v3-s]

I hope he will recover from those injuries soon!

[@15MinuteUpload]

Ah the neck brace, quite the call back. Haven't seen that in awhile

[@igorsabatowicz87]

a callback to what? if u dont mind me asking

[@Blueboat21]

@@igorsabatowicz87one of the videos 5 years ago

[@widdershins3785]

See, only the top part is for neck support. The bottom ring is to keep the beard in place so it doesn't get disjointed.

[@Sputnick_00]

eleder gods woke up from their slumber only to fall asleep again to this

[@samtcwhite]

We're being given so many amazing videos lately! Thanks Uncle E!

[@henrybusch9334]

Thank goodness ER didn’t show up looking like this in his first video back from his break 😅

[@skitsyn8989]

I mean it would actually be kinda funny for him to show up like this and then be completely fine in the next video

[@jdprettynails]

He has actually done something similar in the past.

[@tinyhands3210]

The crutch tapping was immaculate🙌🙌

[@DinnerMahBoi1]

I came from a video about Mortal Kombat to this video, and I admit I thought you had to survive that entirely insane universe just to bring me Elder God tingles. Glad to see that's not the case, but I thought people might find it funny. Cheers to another amazing video!

[@pinipinella]

I imagine Uncle E at the thrift store, seeing a neck brace, thinking „I’d tap that!“

[@futuristic.handgun]

I am fucking dead. 😂😂😂😂

[@wr1ght939]

I’ve been getting weird heart rate spikes when thinking about my accident, this helped bring me down and fall asleep. Thank you.

[@TheSUPERWIND2023]

I'm glad you're back and well ER, you're awesome. If you ever need to take breaks dont hesitate, health and family before anything else.

[@virginia1273]

Have to sleep right before my night shift tonight. Perfect timing. Thank you

[@jilloplo]

make sure to set an alarm or you’ll oversleep by a couple millennia

[@theparzivalfilms]

Good luck with ur shift. Don't destroy the cosmos or anything... I happen to live there :)

[@ayeCABRONE]

Also don't commit any war crimes in Bulgaria

[@ayeCABRONE]

I have work also, and trying to stay away from committing arson and war crimes is very difficult. Best of luck to you

[@derpachu6715]

Sleeping like an elder god is all fun and games until you wake up and destroy a universe...

[@TrixxAreForME]

The thumbnail had me, the title grasped me Yet another great sleep as an Elder God

[@Lego_Vegito-n1x]

A truly amazing sleep aid. The only time I woke up was when the heat death of the universe occurred, to which then was I hit by a cool breeze. The universe was a glorious place, and I had to recreate it for it’s inhabitants to continue living there. See you guys in a trillion or so years.

[@gared486]

Can we all just take a minute to appreciate how this man, despite all these injuries and all those casts and other medical equipment weighing him down, he is still able to get up and provide for us all, keeping high spirits to top it all off.

[@J.Z.Z.Z.Z]

I feel like Ephemeral Rift should do a Santa clause role play, it would just for him so well. It would be a part 2.0 due to someone pointing out Ephemeral Rift’s “Kidnapped on Christmas” video. Thank you to that person!

[@snowflurries9629]

There was the old video "Kindnapped on Christmas", I believe

[@J.Z.Z.Z.Z]

Yeah ur right

[@thatguyyouknow7804]

I’m glad to see that over the many years I’ve been watching your content, you only seem to keep being more creative with each video, and considering all of the characters you have created and worlds. It’s genuinely impressive

[@trevorgalvez9127]

True dedication to the craft. I applaud you

[@z3n3x0]

ive been watching your vids for two years, they have put me to sleep so fast i dont even get a chance to sub. glade i finally did it lol

[@Nimbus64]

Lot of people on here talk about how much Rift has helped them through hard times. I just wanted to say to Rift that I hope you are doing well buddy. Sometimes you hide your own burdens when helping others to keep up appearances. So, to Rift, I hope you are doing well and enjoying life to the fullest. Have a Splentastic day brother.

[@terik_z]

KZbin forcing me to watch a 4 minute unskippabble ad is insane. Never thought my sleep cool down was gonna get nerfed one day

[@kelvinhow1965]

You could try refresh it

[@Gamer_Dylan_6]

Ever since I watched this video, frazzled college professors have been approaching me in public and calling me the great snoozing one.

[@ResearcherGhost]

I've seen now I've been watching your videos since 2016 and there are other great Asmrist like made in france asmr or zietgist ASMR but I think you don't really care about your popularity you just want to do the thing you love the most and I find it so fascinating and something admiring about you, whenever I think about ASMR you are the first person that comes to my head, you are a big one Rift

[@Shub-Nagruth]

This is why chosing the eldrich being as faction in the RPG is the best option.

[@CentralAvelll]

I need to watch this channel every time I feel sad you always improve my mood and i thanks you

[@jameslove3860]

Chilling in the deepest corners of the universe undisturbed by anything no sound no light. Nice and cold and quiet. Would be nice. Lol

[@Diamond_Aura]

Imagine he just rips off the casts and bandages in an instant like he’s a cartoon villain throwing away a disguise

[@DBN_Raven5540]

I hope your not actually hurt man your the last person on the planet who'd deserve that and if you are hurt I hope you get better soon

[@blue2isle]

Been a fan a good while but this is the best video I have seen from you. I follow many channels and I got a "go to video" that always make me fall asleep if nothing else works. My previous video was from Gibi, but this is now number 1. Usually when I fall asleep to ASMR videos I wake up suddenly because there is a high pitched noise or something else breaking the pattern, but in this video I didnt wake up before it was over. Best sleep ever. Like an Elder God. Thank you very much!

[@InfernoIFR]

Yknow i think the amount of old bay he consumed (3 videos ago) has finally started doing its damage

[@Erkaneil]

Legends says that if you have enough Insight this video are not weird at all

[@futuristic.handgun]

Gah, I know i just gushed over you in the comments of your last video, but you just bring me so much joy! I am smiling ear to ear and got lots of tingles going on! 💓

[@KRYTEK-141]

Ayoooooo??? 🤨🧐

[@Dan-kw8mg]

Got the glass bones and paper skin outfit for today

[@yosher]

Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms

[@Simone.chomentowski]

DR. E never disappoints

[@Maoris7306]

Paul, I'm watching you about four years, and every your video wonders me by costumes, objects, atmosphere and etc. Your videos really good before sleep, and I appreciate to you very much. Sorry, if this comment difficult to understanding, it's just because English - isn't my native language

[@WevvMang]

It's the neckbrace all over again. You know, I had a brief fancy where I thought Rift was a medical supply salesmen and he's wearing and using all the samples he gets. Now, to sleep like an elder god and hope they enjoyed that brief rush of endorphins as they devour my sanity.

[@m0rgan_jt]

Amazing stuff e. Had two deaths in my life within a week and your videos are helping me out like always. Keep it up, much love.

[@formeitsthemcdoublewithcheese]

Lore has foretold. The only thing that can contain nyolaroteps chaos, sending him back into his slumber is an ancient musical rite of the pillow, the blocks, the tissue package and a 4th instrument lost to the ever churning flow of the Rifts. Possibly buried in big M’s garden

[@darknight9886]

The callbacks are unreal, and or ER fought with Cthulhu himself and won.

[@palashshukla4725]

Uncle E never runs out of ideas 😭😭

[@yosher]

And the neck brace returns…. You sure know how to toy with our emotions and expectations ER!

[@sampletext4656]

If you ever revisit the eating crayons idea you brought up in the what I will and won’t miss consider casting crayons by taking off wrappers then using food grade silicone or there’s probably already crayon molds, melt white chocolate, dye it, and fill the mold with it

[@surveyor_of_cringe7700]

Why did this remind me of Fear and Hunger, also side note that’s related. Would there EVER be a Fear and Hunger ASMR style content on this channel? That would be so awesome, I could totally see you portraying August or many of the characters, maybe even an old god or new god

[@rostpivniuk]

This video made me sleep between layers of reality for an imcomprehensible amount of time whiie my subconscious was haunting mortals and gaining power with each one controlled. The bed of the deepest point in the universe, where even gods never set foot, the weight of a thousand dimensions and the warm blanket of burning stars worked well for me.

[@PoppaGlocks]

my feeble mortal mind is in a boggle for I can't recall ever having a more peaceful slumber in my existence, once I heard the sounds of the Lego bricks I found my self in a trance and then drifting to slumberland for further adventures. I thank you once again Mr. Rift for another night of restful sleeping.

[@ea.fitz216]

I must consult with the Elder Gods. It is too early to sleep but I want to watch this video.

[@thediamondtrucktdt]

So amazing. Never disappoints.

[@faythetamez1344]

The whole Uranus part made me giggle 🤭

[@99attftw1]

These vids make me squee with delight!

[@theholyaxolotol898]

This Asmr artist is probably the best one to ever exist

[@MrSmuggypussPlays]

Mortal Kombat references and ER? I didn't know i needed 2 of my favorite things combined. This video is a gift haha

[@collector6457]

Excellent content as always ephemeral rift 👌

[@r0cketwiz4rd]

This video and a nice active volcano is perfect for Elder God sleeping and preventing mass annihilation

[@JustaYoutubeviewer78]

Thank you mortal for helping me sleep, it has been eons since my last eternal slumber

[@mishaDorjan]

Been here since 2014 and I just want to say thank you.

[@thogvii934]

car crash survivor wearing the elden ring starting warrior helmet has head trauma and convinces us that there are eldritch overlords who want to help us fall asleep

[@Voxicat]

were the other videos prerecorded and these bandages and braces are actually real? is that the reason you did not upload for 3 weeks? or am i being fooled? 😅if these are real i really hope a fast recovery, i guess we will see in the next video lol

[@tanjirodagger1992]

Brings gotta stay on the grind to a new level

[@justsomeguywithamustache3489]

I can feel the laughter he is holding back, or maybe im just going crazy. Crazy? I was Crazy once,they Locked Me In A Room,a Rubber Room, a Rubber Room With Rats, and Rats Make Me Crazy. Crazy? I w-

[@dantezeal5534]

Holy crap its the patient from the welcoming new arrival with a talking gnome video

[@RavenDevorak]

The random smile 😁 kills me 😂

[@SteppingRazor762]

Your beard in the opening of the neck brace kinda makes it look like your head is just floating there

[@nooneuknow2050]

This gave me a good nights sleep!

[@Bug0221]

This video is perfect for my boys the Necromancer, Aberration, Trickster and End

[@ambera1965]

His beard dangling in the neck brace 😂

[@the.silly_]

no way I was just searching for a way to sleep like an elder god, thanks ER!

[@gabrielsmith612]

Finally a sleep befitting a god now I sleep for another thousand years

[@bale7297]

ER looks like woke one of the Elder Gods, got beaten to near death, and now is being forced to make this video as an apology.

[@LuckyArceus]

Should have been Colleen ballinger instead lmao.

[@KyleFisher-e1f]

Best ASMR artist love when you make a new video

[@WibblyWobblyWoo]

You the man ER! Would love to see an upbeat ramble from Andy Steve Michael Roberts again!

[@Titan12386]

Uncle E, you should make a Santa Klaus ASMR video in December and name it, Tingle all the way.

[@daltonASMR]

Rift looks like he’s wearing The Harrowed Set outfit from the Bloodborne DLC