Top Secret ASMR Sleep Recipe

[@slimyslimer2642]

I tried to replicate this recipe but since i don't have some of the ingredients shown in the video, i ended up creating a portal to another universe.

[@moodlethenoodle]

I do hate when this occurs, then I have to recite the entire rubber chicken bible for the portal to close and its always a headache

[@louthinator]

yeah this is about the 5th time this month that I've ended up in the Void dimension. The guy out there collecting void particles is on first name terms with me at this point. Rift should really repurpose this recipe with some easier to get ingredients.

[@spicycrusader]

Wait am I the only one who ended up in the Nothing Store? I bought a couple nothings while I was there though.

[@asmrlinn9441]

Ooh, did you get to exchange any cool currencies?

[@pxyg0n128]

Yea, creating rifts in time and space to get ingredients for this recipe i had to do multiple times.

[@realaydsman]

Corvus is definitely inside your chef hat controlling you like ratatouille

[@arturocordova5670]

Lmao

[@sirnoba5507]

he's 100% going to make a video of this from corvus's perspective now...

[@BIsgitt]

This is the rift I love. Creative and fun ideas, and triggers that always help us relax. Thank you Paul for the countless hours of sleep you've given me and so many others who watch your videos.

[@caniborrowyourdog3681]

Love his creativity. I think he had an odd phase of getting too serious, because while being serious is important, he can be a bit too intense sometimes. His most recent videos have been right on the money, though.

[@EvanzEvanza]

🤖

[@rhi778]

w rip pfp right there and i agree with you

[@formeitisthemcchicken]

Top secret ASMR sleep recipe is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

[@Kartel.19]

LoL

[@Anonymous-noob]

nah mcChicken u tired of that advertisment and come here to fall asleep😂

[@eldritchhorrorgoose]

Popeyes chicken sandwich

[@marmara_edits]

npc

[@the_scallywag]

Arson.🗿

[@specialforces8694]

Hey uncle E, I’ve recently been feeling very badly. I’ve had many thoughts about taking my life. I’ve been depressed because things in my life. Right now I’m happy and you’ve helped me a lot during the way. Keep it up❤️❤️

[@luiscedeno7856]

hope you're doing ok, dont give up

[@noahkeeley]

how you feelin these days dawg?

[@yolisawambi837]

I love you, may you locate peace. Take heart ❤️

[@etherealhawk]

I love the parts where he grabs and pulls invisible stuff, or looks at and inspects it. Really good trigger

[@HE13272326]

Stylish chef's hat! *"Now we just add a little [unintelligible] and let it bake in the oven on 180°c for 15 eons!"*

[@abbysmuff]

You had me at ceremonial dagger 🤭 So relaxing yet fun!

[@E_Nichs]

I can’t lie, that confetti package may be the best item I’ve ever heard

[@Messizosii2025]

It's an honor to have met an entity incapable of lying

[@AerolockePKMN]

Honestly the hardest ingredients to obtain were the Ground Time, seeing as I had to summon a rift to travel to the Everything Man for said Time, which cost me 2 crumpled up blank pieces of paper, 1 whole egg carton, and a Shard from the Voidmatter Scales of the Grand Serpent's of the Antivoid which mind you, only reside at the end of the hyper-conceivable ΩV (Omegaverse). The 2nd ingredient were the Ground Cloves as I decided to use Elderborne Cloves as those provide the greatest sleeping effect. The final ingredients were all of the glitters since I had to make them myself from Galactic Shards, which I had used most of to create myself appearance-warping armor and weapons infused with the Powers of the Elder Gods since I currently reside in a universe full of eldritch horrors and I had to blend in, but luckily I had a few laying around.

[@nobleninja94]

That's a hell of a lot of effort for Galactic Shard Glitter and Elderborne Cloves! I took the shortcut of time-splicing 23,500 years into the future and then sneaking out of my house to get to my local government-unregulated convenience store and crafts store (since of course, stores are still banned by the NWO 23,500 years into the future). I know the store-bought ingredient quality isn't as high as homemade, but I took some liberties cause I wanted my sleep quickly.

[@AerolockePKMN]

@@nobleninja94 ah I see, I had a Time Splicer somewhere, but I had lost it on my journey to the end of the hyper-conceivable ΩV (Omegaverse) to gather the Voidmatter Scales from the Grand Serpent's of the Antivoid I and it was absorbed by one of the Serpents.

[@nobleninja94]

@@AerolockePKMN unfortunate loss man, Time Splicers only get exponentially rarer as we move into the future. I had at least six people try and mug me on the way to the stores! Tough times out there man.

[@Hellspawn13]

The story commitment in here makes me want to stay awake for the entire video. Alas, I suffer from big eepy brain, so I struggle to do so.

[@AerolockePKMN]

@@Hellspawn13 ever tried just not being tired?

[@Bodomi]

The audio quality you offer is absolutely unparalleled. It does not go unnoticed! ❤ It must take hours of work.

[@Swagtrap_CZ]

I bought this cook book myself and some of these recipies are amazing like „eldrich god pie" or „mythical being spaghetti"

[@ohpenitentone]

Deity donuts

[@linkasmr]

I really liked the supernatural soup but I think it could be improved by a touch of sacrificial blood and salt

[@solidskullz5736]

Do you smell what the Rift is cookin, it smells a like a nice serving of rest and relaxation for the weary mind. Sounds delicious

[@MrMeatyFlaps]

Been around since the 274th book and I have to say, this is magnificent! I have to change realities for some of the ingredients though, brb

[@pxyg0n128]

We need to get a Rift Cookbook where we can see all the recipes for his quality universe destroying delicacies.

[@Ghostwasabi]

soooo needed this to relax and fall asleep, thank you!

[@Stryfe52]

These videos are always just so fun to watch that I can never go to sleep…

[@Plain_Delta]

Indubitably, good fellow

[@maximumaction1125]

I love how i always take a break from watching your videos then come back and ive got half an eternity of ER lore and videos to catch up on

[@krossannpruinae2922]

Amazing, I love it whenever you incorporate more traditional triggers in your videos!

[@gellrx2066]

we need an asmr cooking session with ER, where he tries to make food. I mean there is so much creativity there.

[@AxiomDraw]

Loved this idea! Hope to see a pt2 !

[@omoriomoli]

Help i used the wrong ingredient and got teleported to a plague doctor shouting about body modifications

[@anthonywaldera1706]

Instructions unclear, I made an exact clone of Ephemeral Rift and he’s taking all the items in my house to make ASMR.

[@jasyn197]

Nice video I really like your hat Great job on the improv Good volume on the whispering Awesome as usually man!

[@thegwyngwyn]

Work has been extra stressful so this definitely will help me sleep tonight (:

[@foreverme3078]

Yessss. A Sunday evening goodie to sleep to

[@captaincashew5291]

Indeed drinking a pound of glitter and sand does help me sleep at night

[@asgershort1108]

That confetti was insainly good!

[@LadyOfMetal_666]

I've always had a soft spot for the brain. It's so realistic. Every time I see it in Uncle E's videos, I want to touch it, and squeeze it. If anyone knows where to find a brain like this that doesnt involve stealing from the morgue, please let me know.

[@Boredblanco]

Kindly ask for one from the morgue it works for me every time 👍. Hope this helps!

[@LadyOfMetal_666]

@@Boredblanco You're a genius. Thank you!!

[@chaysenduguay8025]

I remember reading a comment that he got the brain and many of the masks and props from a company called “Composite Effects” i dont know if its still up but try taking a look there

[@milo_thatch]

Thank you for being here rift, idk if you remember me but things haven’t gotten better. But your videos are always here to help even if it can’t bring people back…

[@Un-Named-Man]

Who tf did you kill?

[@KandyCing]

​@@Un-Named-Manmy buttcheeks

[@I_am_box]

@@Un-Named-Manprobably lost someone important to them

[@sethwatson98]

Hang in there friend. This too will pass ❤

[@milo_thatch]

@@sethwatson98 thank you..

[@EE-ue8mj]

Im so glad you're back! Thank you so much for the sleep videos!

[@thediamondtrucktdt]

Best recipe ever! I followed it, and unfortunately I was standing at the top of a cliff at the time 💀

[@yourejustchildish2554]

Reminds me of creating potions in my parents bathroom with all the different types of soap

[@Quincyq15]

This is where rift is at his best.this is top 🔥

[@davidlopez-rs1hp]

This video is super artsy and creative, well done sir... *I feel asleep* 😴❤

[@Jonny-wn1nb]

Your microphone setup is perfection

[@galaksina]

Always nice to see what Uncle E is cooking up for us in that mind of his.

[@MFinGordanFreeman]

Thanks for teaching us some cooking lessons Ephemeral Rift! ❤❤

[@CammoNisse]

I’ve tried watching this 3 different times but I can’t finish it because I keep falling asleep 😂 Seems this recipe is working as intended

[@baranrenus944]

You look like a chef! Do you happen to cook by yourself? I like cooking my friend.

[@ArwenLeigh]

Is the camel in the hat a secret Easter egg type thing? Surely I'm not the only one who sees it? Also thanks again Uncle E for putting me soundly to sleep ready for work tomorrow.

[@ArwenLeigh]

Also, where did you get the squishy brain from? I really want one.

[@tadeogamer_xd]

@@ArwenLeighthats a real brain

[@KristijanH]

​@@tadeogamer_xd its my brain actually. I rent it out on ebay. Rift is my top spender

[@Rakaaria]

@@ArwenLeighpretty sure it's the silicon one from CFX masks !

[@EphemeralRift]

camel in the hat?? lol! if that's what you see, okay! :) I did intentionally put 2 dots as "eyes" in one of the area though.

[@LovedThatPart]

Loved that part when he showed us that secret sleep recipe.

[@nrgamer4life]

The sand was a nice trigger, You should make another ERU video and name it “The Sand Man”

[@SPARTAN-mb6gx]

Its sad that his viewing numbers have dropped because he made some choices this man has spent the last decade i think doing asmr ist sad because he had helped me in my darkest days

[@fullysemi-automaticmemes3888]

Man who cares about views? Who cares if a bunch of crybabies left because they couldn't handle an adult having his own opinion?

[@saucevc8353]

@@fullysemi-automaticmemes3888 I don't think Paul is a bad person but I can also totally understand why a lot of people would be turned off by his incredibly misanthropic views. I don't think it's wrong or "crybaby" to feel uncomfortable supporting someone who stated that the entire human race is pretty much equivalent to cattle, because that goes a bit farther than just your average hot take. He was also actively disrespecting other people's opinions on twitter by mocking them for caring about all the deaths caused by ongoing wars, though he at least somewhat apologized for that.

[@fullysemi-automaticmemes3888]

@@saucevc8353 He never said the human race is equivalent to cattle. It's clear to anyone who isn't actively looking to be offended by his mention of the holocaust that he was making a comparison between the killing of animals vs humans from an objective, statistical point of view. As a human being it's hard to set aside your ego and look at the action of ending a life objectively when it's a specie you see as inferior, which is ironically how Nazis tried to morally justify their actions. Paul didn't downplay their atrocities by making this comparison. It's simply hypocritical for humans to think we're more deserving of life than other creatures that live on our planet. I'm not even vegan, I just recognize that life is cruel and since we dominate the planet we get to make the rules. But at the same time I'm able to look at the treatment of animals in industrial scale slaughterhouses and see it as the mass killing that it really is. It's obvious to me that people wouldn't have gotten offended about his comment if he used Genghis Khan, Stalin or Mao as an example instead of the Austrian painter. Even though they all killed more people than he did. There's something about the holocaust that makes people think it's not to be questioned as the being worst event in human history. We're taught about this one event in school all across the globe. The atrocities of Stalin and Mao are quite literally downplayed by the fact that we're not taught about them.

[@LadyOfMetal_666]

​@@fullysemi-automaticmemes3888 you're right dude. Until I did some research, I had no idea who Stalin or Mao were. Pretty sad that we are taught about the holocaust but not about them and their atrocities.

[@saucevc8353]

@@fullysemi-automaticmemes3888 So you claim that the human race isn’t equivalent to cattle and then state that humans believing they have more of a right to life than animals is ridiculous. Which is it? And maybe if it was just the Holocaust comment I could understand believing that he’s not trying to downplay anything and simply making an insensitive comparison. But he literally made fun of people who care about current atrocities like the Israel Palestine war, such as Ethan Klein, as well as using a gif of MJ eating popcorn to react to the war. He’s clearly trying to encourage people to not care. The fact that actual vegans think his logic is absurd says a lot.

[@ManMan10136]

I’m convinced rift has been growing the beard specifically for a Santa Clause roleplay

[@InfectedRein]

No, the problem wasn't that you didn't have a goat to sacrifice. The problem was that you just so happened to have misplaced your ceremonial sacrificial dagger. Common mistake.

[@EphemeralRift]

Yeahp you’re right

[@InfectedRein]

@@EphemeralRift unfortunate (*￣∇￣)ノ

[@imScoff]

I think you forgot to add the extra 2tsp of daedric sauce, nonetheless great video E!

[@EphemeralRift]

My bad

[@Lucianato2]

Paul, I missed the release of this video since I'm not working....I'm on vacation in the Keys. Maybe you and your family could come down for a week and do some seashell or palm tree tapping! 🐚🌴 🤘🏼

[@gothicfairytale]

im so early 😭😭 i came to say i luv u sooo much thank u for everything

[@Saint-t1y]

As a rat who likes to cook I see this as a win

[@Sporacle]

I was with her still when this was posted, never seen it until now Worlds apart yet so close. Time and change takes all from us

[@MakoMusic_]

Too bad your ceremonial dagger is missing...👀 (Slowly walks away)

[@KristijanH]

I sense ill intentions

[@myquiescentmind]

Well, now I finally know what I'm going to bake for Christmas.

[@eldritchhorrorgoose]

Bro is speaking enchantment table 8:22

[@jm1695]

The tru GOAT of ASMRER

[@bustodes4018]

Who let bro cook 💀

[@Jade-yt9gu]

You’re parry riposte video is the best one

[@gothicfairytale]

HIIII MY FAVORITE ASMRIST

[@leannerichards3856]

Am I the only one trying to read the back of the recipe book and failing?

[@SarahBurlingame-jf3if]

I have tried and failed

[@josiahreefman7347]

Same here :(

[@DeathBoy013]

All I can read is "anyone caught with this book in their possession will be subject to being (word appears to end in ged) from this (word appears to end in either me or ine)! I mean it! Edit: I believe the second unknown word is timeline. First word might be discharged or maybe dragged?

[@mintcheetah7056]

Had an amazing sleep recipe but I fell asleep and forgot it

[@sonnyasmr7143]

Oh how did I miss this one? Sooooooooo good

[@FatalShotGG]

Dude don't listen to how people are treating you! You're awesome. I hope you're... Doing well. 💯😌

[@istart2finish238]

Sleep Recipe 🔥

[@Norsk-brodrister]

I love to see how rift has recovered

[@user-ze6fz6me2p]

Great ASMR, uncle Rift!

[@lokob7091]

🗣🗣🗣🗣 LET UNCLE E COOK‼️‼️‼️🔥‼️🔥‼️🔥‼️🔥‼️

[@EphemeralRift]

lol

[@niteslashr]

LET HIM COOK 🙏🙏💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️💅💅💅🔛🔝💥💥💥💥

[@bigpickleb0b261]

🗣️🗣️🗣️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔨🔨

[@Ljokerz]

happy to see your online again :)

[@worldwidewebster6224]

I wonder if they serve these recipes at the cafeteria in Arkham Sanitarium?

[@primalboi96]

I don’t think so… the glorgon infront of me asked for plutonium but they were all out😢

[@bigpickleb0b261]

This one's really good

[@troymorris2179]

Oh thanks ER I was just checkin out ur channel, like most do - ya see, I was sleeping to rest and now I’m sleeping to sleep. PS- can you do more Skyrim.ASMR.Onlyu plz?

[@ASMRCheater]

You told us the recipe, now we have to die!

[@MAG-ec8yt]

How many days and hours will it take me to watch this entire video, if in less than 10 minutes I fell asleep?

[@linkasmr]

14 days

[@KirbySaysE]

Did the hand motions wrong, accidentally teleported to a NWO Checkpoint.

[@BaysideTub217]

Let him cook 🔥🔥‼️‼️

[@thecourier6189]

That devious smile at the title 😭

[@jesse7918]

Chef it up Uncle E!

[@johnjohnson7259]

Sunday asmr enjoyers rejoice

[@Unitedstateof]

Great video

[@LF-pe9ok]

I knew the next color of construction paper was going to be orange.

[@crabman54]

Instructions unclear: Brewed the plague for Corvus

[@وحید-ن1ل]

very very good

[@OriginWVU]

There he is... The most creative ASMR-tist I love to call uncle E... Thought he is gone but he is back... If this video was an Metallica album it should be called... Trigger 'em all, ride the trigger, master of triggers or... And triggers for all... Thank you for this masterpiece of an Asmr-video, uncle E! 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

[@AnnVab]

Hey! I was wondering where Margret has been?? I dont know! :(

[@onenonlytrstn]

ER is literally cooking 🔥🔥

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

Is their ever an instance where he's figuratively cooking?

[@xUnkn0wentitYx]

I think you found great recipe

[@scottsovereign3493]

Missed opportunity. I heard Ground Thyme and thought man he’s gonna pull up and hour glass and pour the sand. I was thinking time not thyme.

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

I just realized ephemeral rift would be an amazing name for a 90s band. I think we have a lot of time in our hands

[@steaminghotbelgianwaffles]

We eating good tonight

[@amazinghuman3641]

bro you gotta be careful with this recipe i tried it without a few little things here and there and tried to spice it up with some of my own and i ended up with a tesseract in my chicken parm and a wild rancour naked in my bed.

[@BiggCholo_2009]

Friend: A bearded man mixing random stuff into a cup? Really? 😒 Me: Nah... Let him cook.

[@happysaucey]

Instructions unclear, i am now in 500 year criosleep

[@keel3r433]

Watching ER milk a brain, was weird... Lol

[@EpsilonO17]

Ermmm… can I get my brain back? it’s been a week and I need it for an exam 😅

[@BassyTX]

Crazy how Rift and SRP both posted cooking videos 7 hours ago 💀💀

[@LeoLight-nl2wn]

LET HIM COOK !!!

[@JossyFoxxy]

That brain prop has probably achieved sentience at this point

[@Delta_Command_07]

*Died At: **9:04*

[@stronkrecords]

I shall use this to summon paimon

[@loganmavin1273]

9:26 the tech priest taking your brain for later reprogramming and reinstalling