QUESTIONABLE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

[@nyeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooom610]

This cheers me up after my divorce. Besides beating my son with a wrench, I laugh at you guys! Thanks for all the giggles.

[@guybunchofnumbers123]

Hammer provides varied options👍

[@beepbeeblebrox3972]

mom says I have to spend the week with you because her new boyfriend is taking her skiing in Vermont

[@9enis]

what the heck??!!

[@Battyb71]

🔧

[@Labrador78]

Bat shit insane comment

[@owenmeier]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare for getting picked off one by one if you don't play Worms again.

[@snorange14]

real

[@mlmfart]

worms is the true game not this slop

[@gonfreecss6002]

The Worms episode needs a sequel. Cuck must return, as well as Mao Zedong.

[@hoologann]

Facts

[@crangejo]

You have any idea how little that narrows it down

[@friendly_sitie]

Schlatt's the type of guy to look at Mikasacus and think, "I can fix him."

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

*It* cannot be fixed

[@averagepufferfish5612]

How can you fix perfection???

[@bishop659]

Mika saying “his dream” is so out of pocket for him

[@badnameiknow]

The video was pretty funny but when he said that i legit burst out in laughter

[@nwzg]

my jaw DROPPED

[@TheMorbiusGamingYT]

@@Seras-Flynt Mika uses He/They pronouns, they said so in the first episode of Music Posting, his podcast with Astrid

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

That was just super funny

[@cinotaoat]

@@Seras-Flynthuh??? That’s def Mika who said it, plus Mika does use he/they pronouns so the comment is correct

[@ploveme]

Aztro sounds like: (•ᴗ• )

[@Wontins]

Aztro sounds more like that on meme review on snap chat

[@n0vanox]

astro sounds like gay

[@mxxstro]

That voice training + E combo is doing wonders

[@samuelvibritannia4831]

Or perhaps like :3

[@5dollasubwayfootlong]

🤓

[@prodsbyOT]

i just injected myself with black tar, hope i dont make it through this whole video

[@starlitee]

The stuff they use on roads, right?

[@someone-xe3il]

Real asf

[@chaples_]

your pfp looks like 10 year old Jack manifold 😊

[@ghost_kitsune]

Did you make it through the video?

[@Elite_Defender]

@@ghost_kitsunei don’t think he did

[@stephaniek1697]

Sleep-Deprived Gaming Records: SCHLATT: 121 AZTRO: 44 MIKA: 85 PANDA: 48 -special guests NOPEIFY: 3 GENE: 1 -details Mario Party 1: P Hand Simulator: S x3 A x1 M x3 P x1 Mario Party 2: P Roblox 2: S P Roblox 3: S Jackbox 1: A x2 M x1 P x1 Roblox 4: S x2 Jackbox 2: S M Mario Party 3: S Jackbox 3: A M P x2 Roblox 5: S Mario Party 4: P Minecraft: S Jackbox 4: S x3 M x2 Jackbox 5: S x2 P x2 N Worms: S P Ultimate Chicken Horse 1: S A x2 P Gang Beasts 1: S x11 A x3 M x8 P x2 GeoGuesser 1: S x4 A M x3 Jackbox 6: G P GeoGuesser 2: S x4 A M x2 P Ultimate Chicken Horse 2: S A x3 P “Agario”: S M x2 P GeoGuesser 3: S x5 A M P Jackbox 7: A x2 M P Skribblio 1: S x3 A GeoGuesser 4: S x3 M x2 Skribblio 2: S A x2 M Duck Game 1: S A x2 Gang Beasts 2: S x8 A M x7 P x3 GeoGuesser 5: S x4 M Jackbox 8: A x2 P x2 Ultimate Chicken Horse 3: BIRTHDAY BOY x6 Mario Party 5: A GeoGuesser 6: S x3 M Party Animals: S x4 A x9 M x13 P x2 Jackbox 9: S x2 M Skribblio 3: S x2 A M GeoGuesser 7: S x3 M x3 Jackbox 10: S x3 P x2 Duck Game 2: S Jackbox 11: P N x2 GeoGuesser 8: S x3 M Mario Party 6: S Cards Against Humanity: A M Smash Bros: S x3 M x2 P x2 Stick Fight: S x25 A x7 M x25 P x16 Cards Against Humanist 2: S M

[@Nikki-Femboy]

I love you (Not a bot btw, cause that’s cringe)

[@chronica6457]

@@Nikki-Femboy That's something a bot would say

[@Thwompo_]

You’re insane (respect)

[@hypocriticellie]

you can tell this was recent because astros clearly been voice training

[@ellie_shrug]

They are making so much progress so quickly, makes me a bit jealous even though I'm further along cause she just learned faster overall.

[@yorchXD]

Because aztro goes by she now

[@chrispified]

@@natalierisemas3776 she is becoming big and sexy for us

[@Xperto_]

​@@natalierisemas3776 Very weird!

[@JonasFootball]

@@natalierisemas3776 because Astro is a trans woman

[@FancyPants_]

They are genuinely having innocent fun in this one, a rare sleep deprived w

[@MoppleAlt]

You guys are such millennials

[@darthpoo5621]

pandas actually gen x

[@NessyNuggets]

pandas actually got 4 days remaining on this planet

[@asterglaceon]

schlatts actually gen alpha

[@ThatSocialKid]

@@NessyNuggets2*

[@lll.u]

@@NessyNuggets 3 days and 18 hours*

[@adankpancake]

Its 1/10 and high retention because we're all waiting for it to be funny

[@user-qw9yf6zs9t]

this implies that some episodes are funny, which they arent.

[@adankpancake]

@@user-qw9yf6zs9t truuuue!!

[@MarveIs]

Real

[@fetch7312]

​@@user-qw9yf6zs9tno, we all have Stockholm syndrome and desperately hope for it to be funny obv

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

It'd be funnier if we still had we vocal cords

[@liquitical]

Currently at 25:42 i hope its gonna get funny soon!

[@_alex06]

I have some bad news…

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

I have good news and bad news. I also lied about one

[@J68989]

Oh don’t worry, it gets hilarious at 25:44

[@CallofFreaky]

@@J68989why’d you lie

[@J68989]

@@CallofFreaky well that’s the best part of the episode!

[@astrangermagi]

Aztros laugh is what keeps me alive. Thank God she has the humour of a 12 year old boy because that way you guys will never stop making them laugh and I will live forever

[@sapphicseas0451]

real, astrid our beloved

[@binay413963]

Mr Toasten made all of u

[@thedeadlycritisisman1113]

Panda fumbling the first game is a reference to him fumbling his million dollar series, funny cats.

[@CallofFreaky]

He should have sold the channel to Schlatt

[@Anthony-Viincent]

Remember.... if you ever stop making these videos I will end my life in such a horrific way you won't be able to stand the guilt knowing that it was all of you who brought me to do that to myself. Fantastic video as always!

[@x8a]

Exactly! This video is some out-of-this world stuff!

[@Absolutefiend]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while watching chuckle sandwich

[@holykebabempire]

Reminds me of the war crimes against humanity that "Jinglebingle Schultz" commited back in '99

[@revolutionstudios5052]

This is untrue. The majority of Serbian war crimes were committed by Janośovič Sžlaci, and they were not in ‘99 but the entire Yugoslav war, particularly reaching their height in 1997.

[@clarethecat5199]

@@revolutionstudios5052 I just looked up Janośovič Sžlaci thinking that it was the name of an actual real person. You tricked me

[@abbyb6958]

JINGLEBINGLE SCHULTZ

[@Cubz2003]

Sleep Deprived

[@partyparrot168]

I am sleep deprived

[@benm2022]

So true

[@TheMostHandel]

Sleeprived

[@Gamerthing_]

Dleep Seprived

[@kirstirdven8191]

Deep Sleprived

[@Chanooki-oh9se]

The princess bride bit is never going to get old because its already 40 years old

[@Yogibear899]

Goin in the edging material folder 🥩🤛

[@yohanafreya856]

Ayo pause

[@SuperiorBeing]

Let the man speak.

[@Giovfunny]

​@@yohanafreya856 nah resume

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

11:55

[@nopenope-ds5rf]

I did not need to see Jon Arbuckle like that.

[@griftersbones]

Just started the video. I don't like the sound of that

[@Mr_Couch23]

Sleep deprived never fails to make me question cards against humanity

[@adriscloudy]

im glad i'm not the only one that noticed aztro's voice. so happy for her

[@scrapanimation3813]

2 mins in, panda has the funniest fucking cards possible. Never change panda

[@juanes8931]

still lost, never change panda

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

still special, never change panda

[@CallofFreaky]

@@juanes8931for the first time panda didn’t win from sheer luck

[@Selatapey]

5 views in 3 weeks, 4 days? Sleep Deprived are getting more popular 🔥🔥

[@CT--Echo]

We making it out the sdmp with this one 🔥

[@crackent8125]

YES! THEY’RE BEING NICE AND FUNNY!!! THEY’VE PROVEN ITS POSSIBLE!!! Love the more passive content.

[@quadm4640]

My favorite part was when the ■■■■■■■■ card showed up

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

And people still think this show is not edgy when constantly they're edging

[@sqxndal]

I’m pretty sure schlatt would love car crushers 2 on roblox

[@Connor-jl9gq]

Astros voice training is going amazingly damn

[@hehetmonie]

the only questionable thing here is this channel existing

[@BrinTheBoy]

I hate you with every possible ounce of my being.

[@justfeeldbyrne2791]

Lmao, with the way the viewers are with this channel, I wouldn't be surprised if this wasn't even a joke XD

[@Shammrocks]

You guys put the cards in the humanity fr

[@fekssnek367]

Every time Apanda talks I get a nice funny tickle under the skin of my hands that can only be satiated by clamping them down with a wrench :3

[@theredpanda3729]

holy crap lois that ending game was so tense but you know what would make it more tense? a live studio audience

[@deliriouslypastel89]

I love hearing Astrids vocal training paying off!!! I love the progression of her transition!!! Lets go transformers 😎

[@pancakewafflez]

Bros the type of guy to call Drake “Aubrey”

[@spilledcoffee383]

Still a dude

[@titanic55]

@@spilledcoffee383cope and seethe GOBBY

[@RiskOfRayne]

​@@spilledcoffee383 found the bait

[@spilledcoffee383]

@@RiskOfRayne how’s it bait? It’s a fact. No matter how many hormones you dose yourself with or body parts you mutilate, your chromosomes won’t change because of your feelings.

[@seri2209]

I love what you're doing with your voice Aztro

[@oisinduggan8944]

Bet you do freak

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

You're the kind of person to pull off your fingernails for fun

[@Sorry_i_eated_it]

​@@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS what?

[@alecia4710]

@@oisinduggan8944how r u gonna like sdp but be transphobic 💀💀 okay

[@canager]

@@oisinduggan8944 ur weird

[@AnaMabdoon-y9c]

Sleep deprived never fails to make me question my sexuality

[@The_InsideJoke]

😨📸(same)

[@zanderwithaz5315]

as a bisexual, sleep deprived checks all the boxes ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

As a neon bicycle with hints of brass and an off-white color I don't I have no strong feelings one way or the other

[@CallofFreaky]

@@How_To_Drive_a_TARDISas a metal sarcophagus entrapping “wheels” forever I’ll eat my own boot if that ain’t cute boys

[@UnchargedBattery978]

i love the idea of a school mascot being like a million alligators like can you imagine the team gets out to play and then like a million alligators flood the court, that would be hilarious

[@eviefrazer7751]

sleep deprived made my day yet again. lov u guys:)

[@thegreatjan]

this is the type of comment i want to see more way more often on this channel

[@SuperiorBeing]

How much did they pay you for this

[@CallofFreaky]

Crisis actor

[@toutbout9941]

Couldn’t even sleep to this is deprived immediately

[@tango976]

schlaggot always makes me suicidal 💞

[@squtnik]

damn u held nothing back with this one

[@idunno_]

you can't call him that, that's a schlur

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

Never back down never what?

[@tango976]

@@idunno_ schlorry

[@linkfan2109]

@@tango976 your literally such a schligot. What you said is undoutubly schlomophobic

[@NOTCOLEADA]

12:58 Top 5 Mika moment

[@michaelbees6805]

aztro’s transition is coming along so well!

[@thepersonbeep1]

seems as though Aztro has been voice-maxxing

[@merrybadendingz]

2:57 OH MY GOD???

[@Livelobsters]

Mika ily thank u for loving the princess bride its my fav movie

[@epic6501]

mika please smooch

[@CallofFreaky]

He’s taken by his dentist, sorry

[@CallofFreaky]

Love Aztro’s new voice, it’s really soothing and cute

[@nyctomint]

sleep deprived never fails to encourage a self-perpetuating cycle of hatred and vitriol thinly veiled under the guise of irony or perhaps post-irony, a direct byproduct of the way in which the members of the channel behave and no doubt one they are fully aware of yet unable to put any stop to, as the "bit" has become so engrained within the branding of the channel that any efforts to dislodge it only results in the streisand effect being applied to it

[@dardyting6412]

Never searching anything schlat puts on screen after that one

[@sebpit8278]

What the flappleknocker

[@pink_earthworm]

What in the red fish blue fish

[@Nikki-Femboy]

Erm fuck the what

[@CallofFreaky]

What the fish

[@kara_2O13]

Why is schlatt eating in like basically every sd upload 💀

[@heatherj2380]

The last cards against humanity video inspired my friends and I to play a few rounds with each other again for old times' sake and we had a great time :) thanks guys

[@doomakarn]

Not voting for testicular torsion is a crime. There are so many memes about testicular torsion being a spell.

[@turqlenull9868]

I could be wrong but astro maybe possibly voice training is actually giving me the hope to keep doing mine sjfksjfksjf

[@powerfullpummel6417]

She definitely is and absolutely killing it if you want to see someone whos imo mastered her training its penny parker.

[@Nikki-Femboy]

Keep going you got this ❤

[@artuarldt7493]

19:10 mika doing the britta's little song, i love him

[@GoatsAreFluffy]

i rlly like wat u doingg w/ ur voice aztroo :>

[@CallofFreaky]

11:35 this reminds me of why I love apandah. It blows my mind every single time he randomly says something from like 10 years ago under his breath like “everybody do the flop” or some other reference no one has said for a decade Mika doesn’t do it as well tho

[@khrty9656]

400 videos on this channel and all of them never fail to make me regret clicking them

[@cabinetboy242]

im done im really done this time

[@jaylenwaddle2139]

I dread these upload, the day has arrived once again

[@sharkasaur195]

I wholeheartedly support a laugh track in youtube videos

[@smooredotjpeg1404]

aztro sounding great today, did 'schlatt' finally hire a third voice actor?

[@sethlangford238]

you can tell when they took shots when they start having a genuinely good time playing this game

[@gruyeragus3839]

16:50 The “Jschlatt” A.I is malfunctioning

[@BenDover-i2b]

Aztro is so :3

[@Than_a_Toast]

Panda is like the dad of the group with the shittiest cards that don’t make sense to the prompt or isn’t even funny

[@austinkentner1771]

It’s funny how the premise of CAH is that all the jokes are so generic there’s a deck of punchlines that would fit them.

[@yagnn]

This one was rough

[@Appleseven77]

mika saying “his dream” was the first time ive ever heard him be funny ever

[@O2F2]

Mika is always funny

[@Frienea]

My grandma died to cancer today and the first thing is mika saying "i like cancer"

[@TheFrenchChefYT]

Damn that sucks hope she rests in peace 🕊️ but that is a crazy coincidence 😅

[@YaHabibi1706]

Omg i LOVE sleep deprived cards against humanity

[@G0blin_Man]

This schliggaroni guy is pretty funny

[@Jakethatskates]

"His dream"

[@matthewmckenzie8921]

Sleep Deprived never fail to disappoint me with more cards against humanity content!

[@nxcroma]

i just looked up shampoo fantasy... thats like an advertisement you'd see on gta when going online to buy a car

[@legitbuzhuh]

100k subs in just 1 day is crazy sdmp works!

[@Nova3269]

One could only imagine what was synthesised in that lab

[@jamielikesbread]

sleep deprived never fails to make me foam at the mouth (i have rabies)

[@appellosesso]

aztro's jimmy carr ass laugh is always entertaining

[@chedder108]

Justice for Apanda

[@CallofFreaky]

14:43 500 cigarettes

[@Star-R1694]

Aztro voice training arc

[@sparkle_ko]

This game proves that Panda’s sense of humor is unmatched and the gang is just jealous

[@BlockyBookworm]

"Schlopp" never fails to liven up the party

[@LunaSophiaZ]

was not expecting the music from nichijou at 22:15 lmao i love it!!

[@Canofmemes34]

Schlrcumference is “schlabbergasted”

[@misterchef2107]

Sleep deprived never fails to give me "The Wobbles" by Alex Unknown

[@i.2n.8]

Sleep Deprived, more like well rested! I hope to be permanently at rest so that I never have to watch another video. Lol!

[@Designed1]

25:09 "Go to church everybody" is possibly the most schlatt thing to say in that scenario

[@posh.mp4]

what a lousy day to have sentience

[@isanhour]

sweet king apandah please return to your channel, it’s been almost 2 years 😢

[@lockerbuddy2039]

A billionaire celebrating their wealth by building a statue of a communist is the funniest shit

[@willegan3744]

15:15 I was brushing my teeth and when I looked over and saw this I did a legitimate spit take

[@daviss8768]

Every time I watch one of these videos a little bit of my brain leaks out my ear

[@Lucas-df4ht]

They’re now just censoring random shit so we pay to see the uncensored version

[@lmthethriller]

Finally A patreon member! and proud

[@asterglaceon]

wgat was the censored thing that mika wouldnt say

[@razzledazzle8593]

What was literally every censored thing

[@lmthethriller]

@@asterglaceon Im ashamed to say I have no ideas how to move around in the patreon apart from the extended podcasts

[@sammy01220]

​@@lmthethrilleryou've failed us

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

Which is stronger $20 or being straight

[@northofmars]

nah there are too many good moments in this one

[@PogChimp]

aztro using her girl voice on video is super epic sauce, keep it up second best sdp member!

[@jangoravioli]

i just started working at a factory. 8am to 4pm, monday through friday. a new sleep deprived video is a horrible thing to come home to. my day is ruined.