SleepyCast S2:E15 - [Totally Consensual Dating Simulator]

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Age-old sex sims, video game boob physics gone terribly wrong.
Chris, Niall, and Cory recount their childhood sleepovers, speaking professional "sims", dragging explosions over poor unsuspecting children, and avoiding those awkward mornings after pals be rufflin' the sheets... in the carnal sense.
Also, sidewalks. Tiny, narrow, death-taunting sidewalks...
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Your hosts for the evening:
Oney ( / oneyng )
Spazkid ( / spazkidin3d )
Niall ( / cryburgers )
Podcast editing by:
Niall - Initial edit
Tom Ryan - Main Edit
Ricepirate - Final Pass
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[@SuperCaptainFail]

28:09 Chris mentions pouring “hot milk” on his arm. This man’s obsession with heated dairy products knows no bounds.

[@Bomber103378014]

P

[@roachdoggjr7393]

Can't believe it goes this far back

[@pistachiodisguisey911]

@@roachdoggjr7393 hot milk ptsd

[@ScrunglyAsh]

Im going to breastfeed him

[@ianmiller9293]

Chris gets more Irish as he gets more pissed

[@xaisatsana]

That's how we go ahahha

[@Jinxyu-d7h]

True irish man he do be

[@Corkoth55]

Oim frum wegsfurd

[@ChaseFace]

I fucking hated the clown painting in the original sims. If you hung it on your wall, you'd get greeted by a sad clown who would make shitty balloon animals that popped immediately and he'd keep your sims from sleeping because he would just cry all the time it was the closest thing the Sims had to malware

[@eymum4142]

ye

[@ashtonpierce9675]

Lmao that sounds fucking awful, man i love the sims

[@Corkoth55]

He's also cough a lot 😂

[@Citrusautomaton]

I’m a Zoomer so i know nothing about the sims 1. TF was going on.💀

[@johnmcdonald6742]

43:00 If you want to hear about the sponge factory.

[@summerscolour7366]

John McDonald You are the living example. Not all heroes wear capes.

[@summerscolour7366]

Hitler Your're right Dad. Can we order some Boneless Pizza now ?

[@cattushhhrrrnngg9985]

John McDonald thanks

[@owls4382]

Thank you

[@bigindian5457]

Datankyou

[@MeowMeow-my4fl]

Cory's laughter at Niall's Skyrim debacle murdered me

[@TheSutanian]

The phrase "And then it cuts to him fckhing me" is a beautiful set of words that I know will never reappear in my life.

[@reddlycrow5839]

Yet again, the Oney Spaz Niall trio knock it out of the park, just like the Water People episode

[@greekfire995]

First there were the water people, now there are the sponge factory people.

[@bigbodybell9487]

29:49 Cory: “That’s my name, don’t spill it.”

[@GoyBenius_0901]

Read this the exact moment he said it what the fuck.

[@connor48880]

28:08 even in 2016, Chris still had an affinity for boiling milk.

[@JustaCastle]

“BOIL!” -Goofy

[@jokerfish8317]

​@@JustaCastlei😊l

[@DraphEnjoyer]

I relate to Cory way too much

[@SoojArt]

+MrZurata so sorry

[@DraphEnjoyer]

SpiralHero Help

[@ohboy7840]

I have autism too.

[@austinfields9371]

You must be inbred

[@paulyjackdaniels5042]

+MrZurata same

[@BLK_MN]

Corey..... I don't understand how you keep pulling out these stories, but please, keep going.

[@dillpickle4784]

9:45 this whole story made me weep this is the funniest shit EDIT: why are so many of these comments about fucking chris

[@supergerman6386]

Yes😂

[@ApexFlash1]

Cory's laugh is not of this dimension.

[@Feedback_47]

Oblivion and Fable: The Lost Chapters are the two games that I have the fondest memories of. every year I always revisit them and they still stand up for me.

[@Skullkan6]

Fable 1 was fucking awesome.

[@SuicidalWeasel]

im in the hospital with a collapsed lung and partially collapsed second lung, and its now gotten to the point where you guys physically hurt me when i laugh at this stupid shit, keep up the circlejerk. luv u

[@endlessmijot]

How you doin now, Kyle?

[@haunted5311]

@@endlessmijot *Taps playing gently in the background*

[@slappybigalow8971]

@@endlessmijot uh-oh I think he died.

[@Rory-ruaidhri]

Kyle, u there?

[@DirtDirt]

Kyle you alive? did you laugh too hard?

[@ABonafideSkeleton]

Hnnnng, cereal box Bionicle games. The memories.... I'm not ashamed to admit that I still have my childhood collection of Bionicle sets and that I'm still collecting them to this day.

[@gongusdeedeetow1510]

Nerd

[@connor48880]

Wow. Rude

[@GoyBenius_0901]

Based.

[@randomchannel6867]

Ill trade yah

[@Pixelporygon]

Im always love Niall’s accent, im always surprised Chris doesn’t really have one

[@haunted5311]

Maybe he's lived in the US longer than Niall

[@ArchDeusAirsoftNC]

The game Chris is referring to is XStoryPlayer from X Moon Production.

[@GaleFlamel]

I love these podcasts because of mornings like these, when I'm bored at 4am and need a time-killer.

[@justjim8243]

What if the Sims recorded voices, were actually the developer's screams and cries for help, to release them from the torment of having to make a new Sims game.

[@ieatgarbage8771]

Just Jim SKIPBOODLY DOOPORP!

[@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace]

Well it is EA after all

[@PinkManGuy]

"I don't wanna program woohoo! You're just gonna download Wicked Whims anyway!" You're god damn right.

[@securitybird9296]

"What, you can make traps?!"

[@jackdaniel5005]

Cory's sponge factory story had me in fucking tears, jesus christ, haven't laughed like that in a long time

[@TheNexDude]

This was one of my personal favorite episodes. It's so comfy to come back to.

[@latersatyr]

Speaking of Tatoos, i got one of the sleepycabin key on my arm.

[@Blue65Tank]

My brother and I got Timon and Pumbaa's jungle games in a cereal box XD but our mom was the original pirate tho she used to make copies of PC games from the library and give the copys to us.. Oh how I love having a mother who spends like a Jew

[@tardwrangler]

“Accidentally” installed lewd mods, uh huh

[@JammerAma]

Tale as old as time

[@fbi9009]

how do you accidentally download a mod from lovers lab?

[@LeGabrielMan]

Horny dementia

[@Ducksen]

the sponge factory story had me cry laughing it was just such an absurd punishment

[@a.jherbert5436]

You know it's gonna be a good one when Cory is the smartest guy in the podcast. Ha.

[@mord3419]

Thought Spongebob had opened up in a separate window for a second at 50:52

[@llednar785]

Love coming back to these episodes. These funny boys know how to make me chuckle.

[@perfectlyfineee]

BROOO this was 7 years ago im so late to finding them omg

[@BuckMcMillion]

This came up on the home glad to hear the silly fellowship

[@ripamoramee14]

yo real talk nyggahs, meet n fuck detective was the best one

[@BeanerMan13]

It makes me happy that these 3 still hang out together

[@IAmCipeRamo]

i havent watched sleepy cast in a while it's about time I get back on it babbyy This is already one of my favorite episodes

[@grippledorf]

If you wanna rip people's clothes off in a city sandbox, play Akiba's Trip.

[@fancyman3206]

15:31 and 26:28 kill me everytime i come back to this episode on my re-listens of the entirety of sleepycast lol cory has the funny screams

[@danielm6739]

bought a sex game to spend 20 minutes throwing out cans

[@thundercockjackson]

carpenter brut, nice

[@strongbadman2]

I work in a factory and "I try to put sponges in bags" is my new job description

[@BURNOUTRS]

i dont smoke weed a lot, but when I do, theres a new sleepycast life is great

[@mischiefofrats]

The sponge factory made me laugh harder than I have for a while lol

[@standr0id]

Holy crap! I've been having those "10 years late to school" dreams alot lately! So friggin' weird..

[@lolwut77777777777]

for those curious the 'uso' game Cory talked about is called ucogi, it's probs still on newgrounds

[@MacGuffinExMachina]

I have those school dreams too lol. Everyone else is like 16 or sometimes even 13, and my 28 year old ass is confused as shit.

[@HonsHon]

I always imagine Cory to be really fat, but he is actually skinny in real life. Is it his voice?

[@lancepate]

Cory complained about his titties bouncing on stairs, skinny dudes don't have titties.

[@bettya.k.abetty8259]

Cory is describing High-school diploma, no trade workers with no ambitions...I mean...I went to college and I got a degree in buisness analytics, but im still tarded/tistic so I'd know...I consulted in the Belleville/St Louis metro area so I believe Corey.

[@XxwelkyxX]

"Oh, how do you make friends? I kinda know..." ~Nial, March 15th, 2016

[@jamesmacrandal7578]

I had to write lines so I did the pen trick, but it had the same spelling mistake on all the lines

[@karikora8279]

these three are perfect together. if they worked as ghosts at the burn down factory, one could get the bag, the other could pick up the sponge and the other could slap his ghost turds around like they were Dragonball z toys. perfect

[@collingillen111]

"cool like second life"....oh sleepycast.

[@Jokerhamil]

within the first minute he starts talking about meet n fuck games jesus cory

[@JoJoMadara]

HAHAHAHA! Holy shit, listening to you guys really helps me get through my homework. Thanks for the laughts

[@TheArmistic]

I love all of these podcasts. They all have different types of humor and it's fresh every video. i hope you guys can continue to produce content sometime even while having to work with KZbin's system. Btw it used to be number of views so independent animation and creativity were valued and often a fun way to profit for aspiring artists and animators. They could really put all their heart and soul into something maybe three minutes long, enjoy what they've made, and make money off of what they created. Animators often used it to continue with their animations. Now the system is number of minutes watched instead which boils down the videos to lets plays, compilations, and podcasts. This current era can be sort of represented by eating an expensive dessert when compared to something like eating dollar store off brand cookies. I'm referencing Arin's (Egoraptor) example from Sequilitis with this. With the cookies you can just drone and drone on. Mindlessly eating one after another not realizing how much time you're wasting with so little gain and substance to them. They might taste good at first but after so, so, so long of the same thing you'll be driven to something else. I'm speaking about a lot of modern current content nowadays. With the dessert you have to slow down, it's a meal. it's complete and bursting with flavor. The dessert leaves you wanting more. Independent animation and short, creative videos that took so much effort to produce were often praised and shared among the internet because of how KZbin's algorithm was back then. Now the site caters to companies and organizations who produce much of the same rather than independence and variety. Some of the only support for this system change was to "stop click bait" from amassing money. Congratulations, it's still all over the website, but now just longer. I know this issue has been picked at but it has bugged me for years to how so much beautiful content is now lost and barely talked about. Animators with huge talent struggle to live now because of this system change. If I talked about every problem with KZbin in a document I'm sure the minimum would be twenty pages long on the smallest font because of so many examples around the site's falters and issues that they are reluctant to fix. I just wish KZbin would actually listen instead of being so goddamn general and vague it's impossible to disagree or agree with their replies. I'm sure I have some information wrong but I just miss guys like these when they could make such amazingly funny content and all of these podcasts show that they really have a passion for it. I know my one random comment won't change shit but it's worth a try.

[@shadesketch9572]

This is the best sleepycast episode

[@StaticRooster]

I got Age of Empires in my cereal when I was a kid, still have it. Basically the full game apart from a couple campaigns.

[@StaticRooster]

+ReddehWow Nutri Grain yo, I know I was fucking stoked!

[@collingriga9274]

These feel so good in these crazy fucking odd times. Like they just talk about bull shit and nonsense so you get a bit of escapism

[@GamerNonGamer]

That closer is legit catchy.

[@dillpoopoo]

All that sleepover stuff is the most relatable shit ever.

[@toastyolboy868]

I'm gonna need a complete list of the games mentioned, for no particular reason

[@thedeadwookie25]

This has regrown my hatred for school

[@ZoN1ng]

The Urbz is one of my favorite DS games ._.

[@Vampyra-]

+ZoN1ng I can't believe I forgot about that game, I also liked that game too.

[@21StaticXXSaint13]

It has awesome music

[@PikaPetey]

this is another comment for some reason. gross

[@dylan10182000]

Pikapetey Holy shit it's PikaPetey. I fucking love your videos man.

[@zainsproject]

Cool cat vs. IHE XD

[@gameyraccoon1466]

zainsproject. it's very sad that's the only animation by him you know.

[@NicoTheBear64]

Young Urkle you commented on a week old comment. Sad!

[@Spidf]

That comment was shtinky

[@PapaLuge]

my god i forgot this was the sponge one and just died

[@Sentientmad9m]

Stanford prison experiment has been debunked. The people involved thought they were supposed to be acting and stuff. The debunking is just as interesting of a read

[@linkous101]

the sponge factory bit made me die

[@bowsmed]

That very first sentence. Holy shit that's great.

[@popcorn82b]

Stamper and Zach were the best part of sleepycast and they never show up anymore. I like Oney and Mick too, but I miss Stamps and Zach

[@Oldvolu]

+popcorn82b Zach will comeback. Although Oney said that he is moving to LA, don't know if it's a permanent thing.

[@MrMemester]

I'm suspended while watching this! All i do is play Old School Runescape and watch youtube videos, it's fucking great.

[@austinfields9371]

Runescape is for cucks

[@MrMemester]

+Austin Fields is true!

[@crowaloh7899]

I had a cereal box game where the object was to run a zoo of sea animals. It was the only game I could get running on my piece of shit of a computer, probably that's why it felt so great. I still can't get as invested in a game as it's been with the cereal box zoo.

[@RemHayden1806]

43:20 sponge factory story

[@devildognick321]

cory has the best storys like legit

[@kobax9999]

bro the porn game has to be the most nostalgic thing i've heard xD

[@TomahawkTimebomb]

Best episode of the season.

[@GroggyGrebbles]

dude my name is jameson

[@elitheegg4119]

the best episode of Sleepycast. no doubt.

[@rubio6754]

This is now my favorite episode

[@someguy9423]

So far the best episode from season 2.

[@medi2649]

The tune at the end needs its own full-length song.

[@gamebuster321]

Lack of Zach, no come back

[@AbsurdJosh]

+Cole Something this was funny shut the fuck up.

[@gringodile]

Well okay, who cares?

[@CaptainManatee]

+Space Lizard people who like zach

[@Skullkan6]

I love Zach, but he does ruin a lot of parts of sleepycabin

[@CaptainManatee]

So does Niall, that stupid fuck

[@Guile_The_Exile]

The Urbz on GBA was awesome...

[@Dustin4d]

Chris, you should have charged admission.

[@Driftee]

Cory has been fucking hilarious this season

[@colinpiper7153]

What do you expect from the prestigious director of Big Ugly Boy 4?

[@KLGnation]

Im sending this message using internet explorer i hope it gets here in time because people are getting attacked in paris.

[@skippyminccino5771]

Christ Cory gave me a fucking asthma attack holy shit

[@wildgooseberry232]

That soap story is the funniest thing ever!

[@raddude876]

This podcast will be scary to listen to because there is nobody here to keep them in line.

[@nottoday9098]

That factory job is amazing lol

[@pack0dope]

Spring break just got better

[@FaunaturaleOG]

I loved the Meet 'n ' Fucks xD only downside was they were all basically the same thing.

[@diconcoedero7487]

You're #1!

[@danhibiki6775]

this made my day

[@kitogarcia4692]

the recent podcasts have been really good.

[@markchandarakamute7052]

This is precious i am crying right now The fucking sponge factory

[@TheZackLilly]

this podcast is the best shit on KZbin

[@chase_h.01]

Oney's Simlish is on point XD

[@Inriri]

Detention at my high school fucking sucked. Not only did I had to go in on a Saturday, but I also had to pay 20 for each hour I was there.

[@ArtsyFoxo]

Pay 20 for each hour? What kind of high school were you at?

[@Inriri]

+GrayFoxxGaming A private school. Their reasoning was that if I was wasting the teacher's time I should pay for it and if I didn't they wouldn't let me graduate. I finally wised up to how to how their graduation rate played into their admission rate and got out of having to pay during my junior and senior years.

[@Obergfreighter]

The game you want is Akiba's Trip: Undead and Undressed.

[@zinnydin2345]

That little song at the end was fucking lit.

[@arkinyte13]

Best Birthday gift ever!!

[@whynotll83]

I never knew people exploited the honey nut cheerios comic creator.

[@Digsidian]

Why is this so relatable