SleepyCast Lost Episode [Mighty Morphin' Shitty Jobs]

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The SleepyCabin gang fondly reflects back on a couple of the shitty jobs we've held. You know, before the shitty jobs we hold now!
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Oney
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[@greekfire995]

Cory's sheer inability to stop talking when someone is telling a story is very fascinating to me.

[@greaniebeaniez3070]

He's been waterpeopled

[@malikoniousjoe]

Cory needs Ritalin. Badly lol

[@MrHotSalsa]

Homeboy was absolutely blasted during this recording.

[@METAS0MA]

Cory is now the third Sleepycast member to tell an Irish Story

[@seanogrady2690]

Mick has one too and hes American-Irish

[@swf_buccellati2098]

@@seanogrady2690 AND Chinese too apparently

[@AsyaCSmith]

I love how Stamper woke Chris up to yell at him about cereal.

[@TommySalommy]

Just like what Skip did to Bob 😲

[@finallyaleks]

Listening to all these again for the sixth time and Chris saying *"Did he kill you?"* still makes me laugh for no good reason.

[@BR0VAHK11N]

FinallyAleks “sometimes I can see through Jeff” is the part that gets me

[@jonahamosbuzzard-roberts5963]

Ah, a connoisseur such as myself. Tell me friend, do you remember which episode Zach tells his grandpa's racist Martin Luther King day joke?

[@creed8712]

What gets me is when they talk about Skip giblets and Zach just says quietly “You fucked skip”

[@SabbyNeko]

It has to be 20+ for me

[@callakracker]

I didnt realize Chris was in this episode until 15 minutes in. He's silent as a mouse.

[@sanjuan627]

He kept falling asleep

[@bbluva20]

Little did the Sleepygang know, Stamper was serious about the "best company he ever worked for". Stamper left later that year to return to Pizza Hut. He would go on to become the most successful pizza entrepreneur of all time, becoming the Executive of Pizza Hut, but then leaving the company to start his own franchise "Pizza Butts and stuff". Stamper's Mac and Cheese Pizza Supreme is the most popular food item in the North Hemisphere.

[@Jokerhamil]

oh yeah i heard about that

[@Maxaker]

And not on the Southern Hemisphere because till then everybody has come over.

[@MrHotSalsa]

In a alt universe

[@TheSmileyFaice]

CORY if you fucking interrupt ONE MORE TIME on the next podcast I'm selling you to a group of water people for a bargained price.

[@psyssi]

I have an unhealthy addiction to SleepyCast.

[@Fiddlewinks]

*healthy addiction.

[@Corkoth55]

It's rough out here.

[@bidgeon1423]

My name's Cory so hearing Stamper scream "CORY, SHUT UP!" is really motivational.

[@frozenindustry]

Cory's stories are so abysmally terrible that it's almost an art form.

[@rustyshackleford181]

Corey is a water person. He's so dumb it's entertaining and frustrating.

[@MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN]

GREETINGS FROM THE 2020s, FELLOW WEB SURFERS

[@frickomode985]

hello comment from 7 years in the past, i am in the future enjoying cory’s dumbass stories :))

[@reptiletheinvisible6921]

@@MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN Hi

[@greekfire995]

I love how so many of them involve him running away full speed for no reason.

[@gallow_]

KZbin's auto chapter feature is really the unsung hero on this video

[@bennanoman9078]

So glad someone else noticed that

[@samjacobson6424]

These guys interrupt each other like they only have three days left to live

[@finkelgodingher4753]

The emotion in Cory's voice at 44:43 when he says ''He's giving you his home!''. I really felt that shit man

[@OCMOOO]

"SleepyCast is filmed in front of a live audience"

[@timmytacoburrito]

Gotta love the automatic chapters YT implements onto these vids lol

[@dontpanic5278]

Yeah who the fuck thought that was a good idea

[@scroogemcduck8509]

As someone who got roped into a CutCo interview, this episode always makes me feel a bit better

[@robs2063]

When is Captain Dickhead going to be on the podcast?

[@dragonx13x]

MrPokèMaster _ don't fucking ruin this for me. I need this.. ....I need this

[@dragonx13x]

MrPokèMaster _ you'll burn in hell for all eternity for that, sir.

[@AIagremm]

Captain Dickhead's generated voice is 'Will From Afar', just google for it.

[@Inquisitor81]

Rob Starling 42 minute mark on Episode 6, BLAM SON!!!

[@Inquisitor81]

you totally pwned me...

[@clipclampson]

Stamper just fucking gets me man. Nothing but laughter.

[@Shrillwhip]

"..You fucked Skip?"

[@hispanicfart]

Fuck you groose

[@Shrillwhip]

thanks man

[@SentenelG]

Your game is garbage, Groose.

[@Shrillwhip]

I've got plenty game.

[@Oggar0912]

Damm Cory, you get super needy when drunk.

[@BlueRaspberry99s]

Im the same as Cory lol

[@FoxGoesSquee]

@@BlueRaspberry99sits not an attractive trait to have.

[@AnimosityIncarnate]

​@@FoxGoesSquee let me just suppress my emotions, that probably isn't a worse idea right? 😭

[@Pantalewns]

omfg when stamper started screaming at cory to shut up I was just like "YESSSS THANK YOUUU"

[@TheKennyJ2000]

My poor brother actually got involved with Cutco I think around his senior of high school or when he was out and he hated it. They gave him sample knives to show people. We actually found the set around a year ago and I have never fallen in love with the sharpness of a knife. CutCo are shit people, but their knives are fucking amazing.

[@killereilen]

TheKennyJ2000 this message was brought to you by Cutco!

[@snoodsnooderson]

44:12 Woah, what the heck? Chris's Celtic oracle heritage predicted Ukraine... freaky... I'm gettin a bit of a pit in my stomach and varicose veins forming on my toes

[@galacticamethyst8528]

don't know how ironic this is, but the year prior, russia invaded ukraine to annex the crimea peninsula.

[@logangriffin1910]

@@galacticamethyst8528 well both the events are connected because natos pushed east and russias not really a fan of that for both valid and invalid reasons the US held a coup in ukraine in 2014 with the express purpose of using ukraine as puppet state

[@renge3084]

As a budding adult this episode cuts deep.

[@astrofox1155]

31:15 God psychicpebbles makes me laugh with that voice every time

[@arianasmaragdis8499]

I fucking LOSE it every time I hear Zach's shrill ass scream-speech. I fucking. I fucking cannot.

[@CPTHAP]

Okay, I'm glad that I'm not the only one who gets tired of Cory talking. Thank you, Stamper.

[@SNAAAKEED]

Is any one else still here? I miss these guys :(

[@somethingfunny4332]

Yeah man, this is legit the only thing that consistently makes me depressed when thinking about.

[@danbrady3196]

Revisiting old podcasts is the best

[@donet0death240]

You said it

[@xenogorwraithblade2538]

Damn right. But I only got one question for ya, lad: Would you fuck the green M&M?

[@christopherleevideo]

My friend worked for CUTCO last year and I made fun of him so hard. He gave me some of the rope from his presentation kit for Christmas. So funny.

[@HereCumsTracer]

Fucking love Stamper shutting Cory's shit up

[@MASF_]

Stamper brings life to these podcasts, and his shutting up Cory is the best part. There are so many moments where I am thinking, "SHUT UP CORY!!!"

[@El_Andru]

I love Cory. I like when Stamper yells at him to shut up, but I really want him to keep talking.

[@thatguynamedskyy6756]

Cory grows on you. I thought he was annoying too, at first. After a while, I couldn't help but be completely hooked on his warped brand of insanity

[@smspitfire2035]

i love when cory talks about random shit and pisses off everyone else

[@SlayClay117]

+felix mcallahan It's funny, but you can feel the frustration.

[@malikoniousjoe]

@@SlayClay117Cory’s the type of person who’s hilarious in a glass box, but I’m damn near certain that 90% of people who meet him irl will make an attempt on his life.

[@w4rr10r11]

21:17 for those looking for the Zach housewife roleplay

[@SlayClay117]

Cory reminds me of conversations at family gatherings.

[@SlayClay117]

GashPlague A few are, but primarily, it's the weird fucking stories of living in Idaho, which is basically the West's version of Missouri.

[@W_Winters_99]

@@SlayClay117 OI! What's wrong with missouri?

[@TheNexDude]

Where everyone thinks their story is more important so they just interrupt each other.

[@licensedblockhead]

they had to pay for the sample knifes. that means the trainer was selling knifes to them while training them on how to sell knifes XD

[@himwhoisnottobenamed5427]

For sure. It’s an lazy way to boost your numbers.

[@peytonalexander5300]

This was the funniest shit I've ever heard. The fucking screaming arguments. God, all of it was perfect.

[@JT-ho6rp]

Good I love Stamper. He shuts down everyone.

[@HaleyIsFunny]

Oh man, I went a “job interview” for Cutco once and I can confirm that is exactly how he described it. It was absolutely horrible and I left like 10 minutes into their presentation.

[@jebbushu711]

As much as i love usual episodes, the ones where half of them are drunk or asleep are some of the best there are

[@Shoe0nHead]

drunk cory is awful

[@KaltoriaZ]

Shoe0nHead sober Cory is also awful.

[@Thecatswindler]

KaltoriaZ no

[@hi_elyse]

Shoe0nHead Drunk Cory is very infamous. He gets... different *shivers*

[@vettebodee]

you are everywhere I go

[@GashPlague]

+Shoe0nHead Make more videos, dork.

[@monononny3974]

I keep forgetting that Oney's in this one

[@heccmcgee4352]

God I fucking wish yall would get back together for 10 more episodes of this in these times it would be a blessing

[@_GenericGamer]

out of all my friends, i am the cory...

[@Redrobyn9]

JonnyWarBucks you must be pretty annoying then

[@bobbaeba]

I wish I had the talent to animate... this Podcast has so many hilarious stories that deserve to be animated.

[@Orrkist]

THANK you guys for yelling at Cory for once... every time he interrupts a story, I want to kill someone. Seriously, the more you guys got on him, the more I almost died from laughter

[@El_Andru]

Nooo. I love Cory he is hilarious.

[@crisismoon880]

El Andru I love Cory as well but he can get annoying

[@StardustSynchron]

He’s awful just interrupting everyone in the first season haha.

[@bobaorc7839]

@@StardustSynchron LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, LET ME SAY SOMETHING, FIRST OF ALL

[@joadarium9605]

Cory’s stories no matter how all over the place they are never cease to entertain me that’s why I’m always excited to hear he’s in an episode

[@wrenbialas6365]

Holy fuck Cutco. I've had two friends who worked for them, one being my friend that desperately needed out of a different shitty job, and the other being the most naive person in the world.

[@rigoburrito1738]

Jesus I can’t believe am rewatching the whole podcast from season 1 to season 2

[@asdf852asdf]

Ive been listening to this podcast for 2 years and i still laugh and Jeff upsetting quote "No, Goblins do not eat cereal"

[@asdf852asdf]

To this day this is still the most pure form of the Sleepycabin gang

[@Tatan951]

Seriously god damn Cutco haha worked for them for 3 weeks, and when I quit my manager was like,"If you quit now you're gonna quit in the future, it'll be a habit and you won't succeed in life." He didn't say those exact words but he tried to discourage me and I said no I'm not I'll find a better job thanks but I'm done. Fuck that guy trying to discourage me where I work now is shit but its better than selling knifes to people that don't want them haha

[@NoxxPie]

I'm really glad Jeff (whom I didn't know before these podcasts) is part of this.

[@MightyGawdgasm]

Dude you guys are awesome. The minute im like "hmm havent heard a sleepycast in a minute" you pump out three podcasts. Thanks guys.

[@sanjuan627]

Not anymore

[@MightyGawdgasm]

@@sanjuan627 lmao holy shit this aged poorly

[@paninilegs6387]

“No, goblins do not eat cereal”

[@RobotDanceBunny]

38:41 You guys notice how much Chris says right? It's like this in every episode he's in.

[@RobotDanceBunny]

P.S. I still love you Chris, just not as much as Zach.

[@carlmetaltaku3150]

My hispanic american friend send me it while I'm drunk, I like him very muuuch so I listen to you :333

[@joe14636]

That Cutco hiring initiation was the exact same bullshit the company Primerica did except I had just a 1 on 1 interview rather than a crowded orientation. A bunch of bland, generic questions about wanting to improve myself and getting past where I'm at in life, except you're selling life insurance, so there's a $99 fee for a background check and a bunch of courses you have to take to become qualified by the state. Lucky for me, a friend researched it and told me not to join, and now the company targets new high school grads through Facebook for their members.

[@XIntoxicationalX]

I WAS IN THAT SITUATION. Me and my friend talked about it on our lets play channel so it's out there.

[@DiamondDead]

Still listening to this in 2021. The stories are just too good.

[@alexl3438]

I worked for CUTCO recently and everything that Jeff said is true. Worse couple of weeks in my life

[@bigmeknurgle]

I like that out of all of Chris' misc favourite meals (ice cream, pizza, cereal) when he was prompted to blurt them out without thinking "BLUEBERRIES!" was really specific. Good for you Chris. They're delicious, healthy and the best antioxidant

[@xankyou1]

Laughed so much, I love you guys. The podcasts are great and the animated videos are just as great.

[@teethmouth777]

I love it when they are all together on these episodes.

[@Stinkydo0d]

40:18 Chris' "WHOSE STORY IS IIIIIIT?!" is amazing. lol

[@TheDilden]

This is my fave lost episode. Miss these coming out on the regular.

[@malikoniousjoe]

29:35 Jeff’s reaction is the exact one I have every single time Cory Corys his way out of a solitary thought Edit: 39:00

[@Quadraxis14]

I had the exact same experience with a shitty telemarketing company. And not just me, but also a high school friend of mine! Two years through college and both looking for Summer work got the same letter in the mail, went unknowing of the bullshit awaiting us, and the best part? They hired us both in the same room at the same time. They had us do initial interviews privately, but then took us both in like we had to compete for the better interview, then gave us both the job, which I'm sure they orchestrated just to make us feel like we were a couple of real cool dudes. Three days of training later and learning exactly how scammy those cold-calling assholes were trying to make us, calling friends and family to make them feel bad for you, exactly as they describe in this video, that was all it took for me to fuck right off out of there. Sadly gave a friend's home number which apparently they called later on trying to recruit him afterwards (we both laughed it off) but they really pressure you to make these awful calls for products people wouldn't even think to buy on impulse, stuff you'd really plan to be getting if you would get it at all, like home security or solar panels or shit like that. Doing that in a cramped unfinished office room with no privacy on the first three days of training, it's kind of amazing to see the facade of a friendly vibe slowly fade off the longer you're in one of those places. I never went any further than that, basically quit the next day, I guess being a student I had the fortune of not feeling desperate enough to stay at a place like that. Still legitimately scary though.

[@theangrywoodsman201]

Holy shit that popsicle story made me piss my pants.

[@inamadworld]

The story about selling knives almost happened to me, I didn't come back because thee whole thing just smelled wrong, but I almost got roped into that.

[@OCTAMAN]

47:56 this is the most emotion i've ever heard from jeff

[@KaitsBored]

I'm usually not a big fan of podcast, but my god. This is beautiful! xD

[@Will2251x]

Hahaha amazing stuff guys huge fan of these lost episodes keep it up

[@ChristianSmithable]

I actually got tricked into the whole Cutco thing, and recently our Cutco in Lakeland Florida got in trouble for supposedly being a place where they were running child sex slaves or something like that

[@ShaiGuyz]

Christian Smith woah wtf

[@aubb7126]

Oh they got in trouble for that huh?

[@majorlaird451]

Lakeland florida? That's exactly where i live holy shit

[@RichardDrippins]

I wanna go to these seminar things for knives and vacuums and just laugh in their faces that sounds so fun to piss them off

[@mitchki]

Awww shit Cutco offered me a job too back in the day! I turned them down though because I had gotten a different offer with guaranteed hourly pay (definitely don't regret it).

[@mattdrummond3552]

I love Cory so much lol

[@advancedfunposting8881]

Cut co sounds like mouse road from N.H.K.

[@SWIFTERGUY1]

Nate Wise I know right!

[@DieRuhe]

Nate Wise Cut Co. sounds like any pyramid scheme company ever.

[@greenpinapple820]

Nate Wise Yeah almost to much like it, so the question stands Jeff did the owner of Cut co. have a Supah car ?

[@stankwedge4553]

+Nate Wise seriously, no lie, I bought a 200 dollar bag of knives to become a "team member" of the sales team to start my job... I never sold a single knife, never got a pay check, i was 18 yrs old, i learned a lesson. Everyone is out to get your money, protect it.

[@ser69gio]

+Stank Wedge i almost did that but my mom would not give me the money I guess I owe her one

[@tahutoa]

This was the first SC I listened to. I love these people's stories.

[@shawntails]

the last 10min was such a train wreck. i love it!

[@durrelltillman8952]

I worked for Vector also for like a week when I was 16. The fucking padded chair thing, the special knives, the shady offices, the special rewards, THE WAY YOU MOVE UP THE SALE LADDER. Its so fucking stupid like holy shit. My fucking ass hurt so much while sitting through untrained pay. Literally the next day I shit you not the "employer" left the office the next week. Don't work for Vector/Cutco.

[@JohnnyUtah01]

so that padded chair psychological game is everywhere then. what kind of sick mind came up with that

[@Siknik64]

JohnnyUtah01 "Why don't you have a seat? Just take a seat right there."

[@snugasapugonarug]

No one's talking about Pizza Hut apparently being a really good company to work for, can anyone corroborate that?

[@TheJayLordx]

This is probably my favourite episode, I love young Jeffy Jr's knife story and how everyone else joins in and spergs out

[@SabbyNeko]

"Skip Giblets? What, did he skip dog food hour?" Jfc what does that even mean?!

[@zacozacoify]

I see why this episode was lost

[@teleportsaroundyou4629]

Cory makes rewatching these a chore sometimes

[@malikoniousjoe]

He’s 50/50 the star of the show or a lead ball and chain around your neck. No in-between

[@ianb8677]

Def my favorite lost episode

[@justingilmore3457]

Hail Stamper, voice of the people.

[@MasterPlan1P]

I Literally had that EXACT thing happen to be with Cutco. Only thing is they had their company under a different name called "Vector" so you wouldnt be suspicious til you should up for this job interview. It was super weird and felt really undermining the whole time I was at the interview.

[@Doctorfudge62]

Holy shit I went to a Cut-Co job interview like a year ago. I never realized it was the same company as the one from this.

[@Deadpoolio47]

When Chris says Tom Hanks and you just hear Zach say “the fuck?” I dunno why but that made me laughhhh.

[@Jordanse7en]

Holy shit.. I can SO vouch for Jeff's story. I remember Cutco, they were the sleaziest fuckin people in the world. I remember they would always go on and on about how they were just a smaller part of this bigger company called Vector industries or something... The even offered that whole "Take you out to the city in a limousine" thing to us as well. Except the people in the office i went to were like these guys in their 40's wearing suits trying to sound as hip and cool as possible. I can't believe how exactly similar that story was to the ACTUAL experience these people give you. Fuckin creeps.

[@williswareinc]

stamper yelling at cory to shut up was all of us

[@DatGitGhaz]

I did this shit with cutco and the best part for me was that the fucking knife they had us passing around to see how great of quality it was, broke in half in my hands.

[@pixel_spy5302]

i actually got a job offer from cutco too but i thought it was kind of suspicious so i decided not to do it. glad to know they really are shitty.

[@surfroxy317]

I GOT HIRED WITH CUTCO TOO! I was 16 and didn't have a drivers license yet..and they wanted my mom to take me door to door. And during the interview it was me and this other guy, and she was doing her demo to us and how to do it, and she just stops half way and yells/asks us why we aren't taking notes.... So after an hour of her trying to convince us it was the greatest job ever, she says only one of us gets the job. I got a call at home about an hour later that she chose me and to come in Monday and I never went in. Yup. AND OUR BUILDING WAS THIS WEIRD UNMARKED THING TOO. It said a different company on the door...

[@joshriley2936]

I love Cory, but sometimes I wanna shout at him to shut up through my screen.

[@thespookylocker]

This is one of the best

[@darenwalker2517]

I went to a Cutco interview and when I arrived at the address they gave me it was this crummy rental office space/ghetto building (looked like a re-purposed sleaze motel), the people outside of it looked so scary that I turned my car around in the parking lot and ditched.

[@RichieRich4998]

I love it when Zach shrieks! Lol

[@darkeimp555]

lol wow Cory tells Irish stories too, but even crazier. Cory Stories XD I had that exact same Cutco experience too, even down to the "sob story but look at me now!" bit, AND even with the getting pulled to the side like "Hey, it kinda seems like maybe you don't wanna be here?" I was (and still am) trying to do freelance illustration back then but I was like "You're right, I don't" and got the fuuug outta there hahaha. Man, I can't believe even across the country it's the same scheme.