Sleepy Scenarios - best of Sleepycast hypotheticals

[@yoyhue1678]

30:00 I like how this is the only time someone's ever "Won" a hypothetical

[@GeneraleRam]

You forget the Zach's "I would"

[@dannydaniel1904]

Greetings once more

[@NickOwens]

"Zach, who would win?" "I would" Love that bit.

[@WendigoSings]

I wish someone would animate that little bit I just picture a little gremlin doing the superman pose for a second

[@SubberCommentator900]

Zach Yes, Jeff? Who would win? - I would I calculated: it took 51 deciseconds for Zach to respond. His comedic timing is fucking genius

[@TheLittleJoker-bm8tu]

SubberCommentator900 ikr

[@skyemegakitty]

measured from the end of the word win? Because odds are he partially knew the question before then and was already doing some processing.

[@kysenosburn4800]

I know this is from a long time ago but 5.1 seconds isn't that fast at all lol

[@SubberCommentator900]

@@kysenosburn4800 51 deciseconds= .51 seconds ;)

[@kysenosburn4800]

@@SubberCommentator900 no it doesn't lol take a look at the SI prefixes

[@snipelfritz]

"How's the roast beef?" "I'm not gay."

[@bad_idea_goblin]

+snipelfritz Literally the funniest thing I heard.

[@bad_idea_goblin]

+PP Sherman keep it goin

[@TheNefariousPenguin]

what the fuck kinda sandwich is that holy shit

[@SomeGuyHowGoesIt]

@@TheNefariousPenguin it seems to break standard conventions on salt and fat

[@catspoons]

13:09

[@SabbyNeko]

"Okay, REALISTICALLY... what if an alien was kissing you and he was deaf so he made loud breathing sounds?"

[@curlydevil5548]

id plug his nose or somethin. Actually i beath pretty heavy too tho

[@giantturd5157]

Lazy Gamer Didn't Chris say this once?

[@coolguymanthing6925]

i would lit e him on fire

[@owendigo2895]

Sabbat-X I would smash

[@themurderersfolley5995]

Blackwolf Yisher I would do the Crash Dance

[@cesarllanos1585]

“Listen old lady-!” “BAM” “You’ve lived a-“ “BAM!” “a full life!” “She’s dead, Stamper.” Fucking almost killed me too, man

[@joemarinello4555]

Tell me, Jeff, there's a large woman dressed like Bruce Diehard in your bedroom. She's starving, Jeff. Jeff you've got 5 seconds to feed her need she's so hungry, Jeff this is all real.

[@YellowByteNG]

It's official. Zack's scenario is, in fact, getting tired.

[@SpectralSlugger]

28:45 stamper says "your scenarios are getting tired zach" but its not a transition

[@sirwoofish4335]

the fact that coreys best joke he could come up with to stop his dad fucking him was a half ass backwards chicken crossing the road joke and half a punchline; hands down is one of the funniest visuals I can imagine

[@SabbyNeko]

It's even funnier if you've seen how quick some of his jokes can be. Best one he's ever done was when he was asked to play a song for the fallen troops on his trumpet, and he just blasted a really long and loud noise. When they asked what the fuck that was supposed to be, (and you can hear the stupid grin in his voice) he said "That's the bullet going through their head, last thing they hear"

[@sirwoofish4335]

Sabbat-X there are so many times they do shit like that and it's just off the cuff. God I can't wait for the last few eps

[@stealthguy7249]

cory a thermonuclear bomb is heading to your location in 30 seconds, what do you do? “i run away”

[@grayskies7811]

so if you had a miniature clone of hitler...

[@thegoatkingchannel2377]

I'd keep him in a jar and feed him regularly and read him bedtime stories.

[@AloeEmporium]

IT'S THE SAME FUCKING THING! IT HAS ALL HIS MEMORIES!

[@citrusblast4372]

id put him in a hamster cage and intimidate him in giving me the krabby patty secret formula

[@SabbyNeko]

gray skies awww shit, we getting crossovers here.

[@SabbyNeko]

You're in a floating castle in the sky with no doors or windows.

[@fuerlingerp]

14:13 is the funniest shit to me, how quickly zach abandoned that sentence and how stamper just goes all in

[@Broseidon-ob8ek]

Jesus Christ he's hilarious but Cory is so bad at hypothetical situations. I think it makes it funnier.

[@citrusblast4372]

totally, but his basement does have windows

[@thehammurabichode7994]

Well that has to do with the, uh, stupidity

[@SabbyNeko]

The series ended on a Cory hypothetical and then everyone guffawed like slope headed retards over a genuine thanking of the fans. At the end of all things, could anything be more Sleepycast?

[@pearshapedbrain]

@@citrusblast4372 7 7 7 7 7 7 77 777777 accidentally opened comments and typed this with my thumb while my dog tried to climb atop me like the fouth wall

[@GrayD_Fox]

How is he bad. He answers realistically. They don’t even give him like any other option, it’s either die or get fucked by your dad. They’re the ones who are bad at playing along with Cory’s answers

[@thesalanian]

Only on Sleepycabin do friends casually construct scenarios of each other's fathers attempting to rape them in a friendly comedic manner.

[@inactiveballer]

"What did the chicken say to the road? Cockad-" Cory Spazkid

[@LinusBitchTits]

“And then he fucks you, you fucked up.”

[@maskedslapper801]

I love Chis' scenarios. They're fucking great.

[@BLK_MN]

“What would you do-“ “I’d punch Zach in the mouth for asking stupid questions” Lol

[@saturniidspectre]

"Who would win?" "I would."

[@Jakewubadub]

I love zachs voice. Stamper has a soothing voice

[@Clairebee]

Zach and his voice is my favorite part of these podcasts.

[@mr.moseby2456]

Industrial Savior that and Jeff’s laugh

[@Zlarel]

28:30 That exasperated "What." and eventual "Would you SHUT the FUCK up?!" really make this

[@sheeplepeople5572]

I clicked on this video because of the hilarious thumbnail of the crew

[@johnnyjoestar3449]

Zach's picture is my favorite

[@aldaniels6285]

+Sheeple People thought oney had a moustache at first XD

[@SmarkusAurelius]

Your scenarios are getting tired, Zach

[@superstinkybeans]

Crooty tuck them in bed

[@lancepate]

@@superstinkybeans You should shut the fuck up. just shut the fuck up

[@thirstycrow6393]

@@lancepate No, it was good. Asshole...

[@ChaseUbito]

Speak for yourself

[@SomeGuyHowGoesIt]

@@thirstycrow6393 that's what jeff says in response I don't think he was mad bro

[@lionl4343]

Why does this artwork make Niall look like he actually owns a house?

[@kgpspyguy]

This real photo was taken after Niall became green and retired.

[@prohikikomo]

@Ahmed Malaki please be joking

[@LinusBitchTits]

@@kgpspyguyhe settled down with John c. Reilly and they started a family together

[@superstinkybeans]

“Hitler killed millions, what better a match for the hulk?” Reasonable logic

[@spamreciever4208]

The tone with which Jeff says "you get _max_ 6 months in prison for defiling a corpse" always gets me

[@L7U]

i love how jeff is the target of these, most of the time

[@RazzyXM22]

"Would you feel bad for torturing a tiny clone of Hitler?"

[@shekelsteintheshellshocked7000]

10:40 has to be one of the funniest deliveries of a hypothetical I've ever heard

[@kevinphilbrick5784]

Jeff must suffer so much during these lol

[@pizzaturtleguy]

29:20 I’ve never seen Jeff so angry

[@DirkIronside]

"YOUR SCENARIOS ARE GETTING TIRED ZACH"

[@Gabbelabbe1111]

Great upload! The hypotheticals were my favourite part of the podcasts.

[@jessiemoore6649]

I really wish I didn't have a mouth full of water at 10:25

[@Bruh-ok1rq]

Cory is the daughter of sleepycabin

[@Gojaytuber]

YOU CAN'T FUCK WHAT YOU CAN'T SEE!

[@chrisbrown7175]

hypothetically: Ok so what if you were walking down the street and there was this one house you always went by, and nobody ever saw who was in the house or knew if anyone even lived there, and the only defining feature of this house is that there is a little tree on the lawn about the height of the average person plus a half, and for whatever reason you walk up to the little tree and there's a coin slot on the tree that says "50¢" with no coin return button and big bright red button above it that says "PUSH". (choose your own adventure yay) A: you put in a couple quarters and push the button then look at the city in the distance and another 911 happens, what would you do?; B: you put in a couple quarters and push the button then nothing happens and you turn and look at the window and there's just a pair of eyes looking at you through the blinds and he has the quarters, what would you do?

[@SabbyNeko]

C: The 9/11 happens, the eyes have the quarters, and little do you know, it becomes apparent, that they are indeed the FUCK ME EYES.

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

I would call Lyle and say TURN ON THE TV! *THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON* !

[@tahutoa]

Zach's voice must've been endearing as fuck when he was a kid.

[@SabbyNeko]

tahutoa I like to imagine Zach with the exact same mannerisms and personality all through his life.

[@dillontyler3002]

@@SabbyNeko I love the idea of Zach being born, his mother in tears because of how beautiful her newborn son is, and his first words are "Hey doc, who would win in a fight between Hitler and Iron Man?"

[@demongar2870]

I would love one of all the times Mick has said "I'm Chinese".

[@Mc.Scrumpy]

Cory takes forever to answer a question I've noticed lol drives me nuts

[@TheCaptain008]

Your Zach's are getting tired scenarios.

[@kabalan20]

"Jeff you don't want to be here, do you?''

[@ShezzLuvsShadow]

the sound zach made describing the deaf alien killed me....

[@sandttee]

"He killed a lot of jews. Who else to take on the Hulk?"

[@LatinaCreamQueen]

I watch this video at least 8 times a month.

[@FatMat426]

How many times do you have this video say, "Your scenarios are getting tired, Zach?"

[@SabbyNeko]

+FatMat426 Any time it transitions, so it's not jarring.

[@proangler512]

+SabbyNeko you look exactly like someone from my school named Orion...

[@wyattmcalister2755]

+Bartbort1 wow you meminist pigs think you can say anything you want. Wow. I'm really triggered. Wow. I mean. Wow.

[@wyattmcalister2755]

+Justin Westbrook exactly what a chauvinist pig would say.

[@wyattmcalister2755]

Brendyn Warner so triggered

[@Syndusias]

Thanks for the best of, Carrot Top.

[@seangiglio]

The whole dad raping Cory hypothetical is the funniest fucking thing I’ve heard all year

[@TheUndergroundView]

Great picture for a thumbnail.

[@GrizzlyO]

Zach and his words, beautiful

[@shadow-monger5189]

That artwork? Glorious.

[@inkkeiji8936]

"Your scenarios are getting tired Zach." -StamperTv

[@digitallytransmitteddiseas4686]

17:59 _NEKOPARA IN A NUTSHELL_

[@thestonedwolf3158]

I want the thumbnail as a poster

[@Profile__1]

"Tell me a funny joke or else I fuck you, Corey." "What did the chicken say to the road?" "What-" "Cck"

[@princekermit1248]

And then he fucks you! You failed!

[@sarcasticsasquatch]

really good compilation.

[@LoneKuroRaifu]

"Your scenarios are getting tired Zach." The more he said it I laughed harder XD

[@beef6958]

the deaf alien bit makes me cry laugh everytime

[@nicklasmocander6658]

"cloud shaped Cory"

[@drunkalcoholic3751]

What would you do if you were changing a baby's diaper and it was giving you the fuck me eyes?

[@BanilyaGorilya]

Jesus dude... That really went there.

[@Obergfreighter]

Your scenarios are gettin' tired, Zach.

[@thehammurabichode7994]

Hey has anyone seen where that stream went where chris or zach draws ~ A yellow chinese sausage Mic, corey, a hideos charicature of jon, an accurate sadistic ross... Its mysteriously disappeared from the internet, it seems

[@tahutoa]

Would Stamper take a bullet for Burglor, though?

[@cristophermedina8749]

I love how they always fuck with Jeff.....

[@gabej5423]

That’s real life, Jeff

[@edwardouston7230]

I though Johnny Utahs hand was micks dingle doodle

[@danieltaylor8432]

"Police who?"

[@FanOfAllThingsAwesom]

"Your scenarios are getting tired, Zach."

[@levilee207]

What episode does the "Who would win?" "I would" bit come from?

[@no_misaki]

One of them

[@FragmentedR_YT]

I’m pretty sure it’s in episode 0, is it not?

[@citrusblast4372]

27:10 one dowa

[@Joeymanful1]

This looks like something cue card Dave would draw, exempt without the Nicholas cage faces.

[@squeegeemcgee]

28:45 after hearing that as a transition clip, this confused the fuck outta me for a second

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

i like how thats the catchphrase

[@s3anp4ul]

Jesus christ that picture is both an amazing picture and a horrible picture at the same time

[@ethanbethan6151]

Your scenario is you're getting tired, Zack

[@ClawsTheKing47]

h

[@oilyboy7243]

+Charma P agreed

[@mumpert8091]

Wow, offensive much?

[@256paperxx]

+ClawsTheKing47 dude wtf thats the worst thing i've ever read

[@wyattmcalister2755]

I really am triggered right now. Jesus Christ.

[@Ashoingbob]

dude, what the fuck is the matter with you?

[@austinrichard8046]

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[@Uulfinn]

Your your scenarios are getting tired zach are getting tired, zach

[@Kaboomboo]

He ran that joke into the ground huh?

[@JohnFuklaw]

"Your scenarios are getting tired, Zach: animated" when?

[@CorTat-G]

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[@sammy20024]

What's with Chris an abnormally-sized clones?

[@SabbyNeko]

Is it a clone or a perfect copy?

[@LinusBitchTits]

@Carbordrawsif you could create a ten inch tall man would it be wrong to molеst him?

[@zomb839]

babies head lives for 2 more year after it dies

[@gorsk708]

2:15

[@SuperMasterJefe]

My plan woulda been to say i dont wipe

[@Drumtariano]

what did the chicken say to the road

[@SpencerKendallTurtle]

Can anybody tell me where geoff's manbaby that he can't abort is from?

[@jaxfifield699]

Season 1 Episode 16 i think

[@tahutoa]

~ _lieutenant shit_ ~

[@nb-mf1tw]

your scenarios are getting tired, zach...

[@thomasshrum4006]

22:47 Mama had a baby and his head popped off We did all that we could to try and re-attach it I couldn't do it so I picked it up and threw it Off the building, just to see if all the children Were quick enough to catch it

[@davidrice4639]

6:27 that's not blackmail, that's bribery!

[@awinrarisyou]

the "your scenarios are getting tired, zach" got tired so fast.

[@shademaster24601]

Is "Your scenarios are getting tired, Zach" on a soundboard or is Stamper that consistent on delivery, because it sounds identical each time.

[@SabbyNeko]

I used it to transition.

[@shademaster24601]

@@SabbyNeko That's some good editing. Very fluid.

[@DrBachur]

"POLICE WHO?"

[@CaptainHair2]

I can tell which caricature is supposed to be Mick, Oney, and Cory. I can’t tell which one is Zack. I know a lot changes in 15 years but still, I’m shocked I can’t figure it out 💀

[@GoyBenius_0901]

Zach is the little goblin in the glasses next to Cory.

[@ChristianTheChicken]

Your scenarios are getting tired, Zach...

[@habanerojones2169]

29:21

[@kennybryant3149]

Can we expect hypotheticals for episodes 17-30?

[@SabbyNeko]

yes. been getting timestamps. there's not as many this time due to Zach getting sick.

[@iampinball3669]

Your scenarios are gettin’ tired, Zack

[@retroelite1019]

Why does cory look like Anthony from smosh

[@sirfredevans8427]

Love how zach cryptically triggers jeffs conservative side. the abortion hypothetical really pissed him off lol #freedom to choose