30:00 I like how this is the only time someone's ever "Won" a hypothetical
@GeneraleRam6 жыл бұрын
You forget the Zach's "I would"
@dannydaniel19046 жыл бұрын
Greetings once more
@NickOwens9 жыл бұрын
"Zach, who would win?" "I would" Love that bit.
@WendigoSings4 жыл бұрын
I wish someone would animate that little bit I just picture a little gremlin doing the superman pose for a second
@snipelfritz9 жыл бұрын
"How's the roast beef?" "I'm not gay."
@bad_idea_goblin9 жыл бұрын
+snipelfritz Literally the funniest thing I heard.
@bad_idea_goblin9 жыл бұрын
+PP Sherman keep it goin
@TheNefariousPenguin7 жыл бұрын
what the fuck kinda sandwich is that holy shit
@SomeGuyHowGoesIt4 жыл бұрын
@@TheNefariousPenguin it seems to break standard conventions on salt and fat
@catspoons3 жыл бұрын
13:09
@SubberCommentator9008 жыл бұрын
Zach Yes, Jeff? Who would win? - I would I calculated: it took 51 deciseconds for Zach to respond. His comedic timing is fucking genius
@TheLittleJoker-bm8tu7 жыл бұрын
SubberCommentator900 ikr
@skyemegakitty7 жыл бұрын
measured from the end of the word win? Because odds are he partially knew the question before then and was already doing some processing.
@kysenosburn48003 жыл бұрын
I know this is from a long time ago but 5.1 seconds isn't that fast at all lol
@SubberCommentator9003 жыл бұрын
@@kysenosburn4800 51 deciseconds= .51 seconds ;)
@kysenosburn48003 жыл бұрын
@@SubberCommentator900 no it doesn't lol take a look at the SI prefixes
@SabbyNeko8 жыл бұрын
"Okay, REALISTICALLY... what if an alien was kissing you and he was deaf so he made loud breathing sounds?"
@curlydevil55488 жыл бұрын
id plug his nose or somethin. Actually i beath pretty heavy too tho
@giantturd51578 жыл бұрын
Lazy Gamer Didn't Chris say this once?
@coolguymanthing69257 жыл бұрын
i would lit e him on fire
@owendigo28957 жыл бұрын
Sabbat-X I would smash
@themurderersfolley59957 жыл бұрын
Blackwolf Yisher I would do the Crash Dance
@cesarllanos15854 жыл бұрын
“Listen old lady-!” “BAM” “You’ve lived a-“ “BAM!” “a full life!” “She’s dead, Stamper.” Fucking almost killed me too, man
@grayskies78118 жыл бұрын
so if you had a miniature clone of hitler...
@thegoatkingchannel23778 жыл бұрын
I'd keep him in a jar and feed him regularly and read him bedtime stories.
@AloeEmporium8 жыл бұрын
IT'S THE SAME FUCKING THING! IT HAS ALL HIS MEMORIES!
@citrusblast43727 жыл бұрын
id put him in a hamster cage and intimidate him in giving me the krabby patty secret formula
@SabbyNeko7 жыл бұрын
gray skies awww shit, we getting crossovers here.
@SabbyNeko7 жыл бұрын
You're in a floating castle in the sky with no doors or windows.
@joemarinello45558 жыл бұрын
Tell me, Jeff, there's a large woman dressed like Bruce Diehard in your bedroom. She's starving, Jeff. Jeff you've got 5 seconds to feed her need she's so hungry, Jeff this is all real.
@sirwoofish43357 жыл бұрын
the fact that coreys best joke he could come up with to stop his dad fucking him was a half ass backwards chicken crossing the road joke and half a punchline; hands down is one of the funniest visuals I can imagine
@SabbyNeko7 жыл бұрын
It's even funnier if you've seen how quick some of his jokes can be. Best one he's ever done was when he was asked to play a song for the fallen troops on his trumpet, and he just blasted a really long and loud noise. When they asked what the fuck that was supposed to be, (and you can hear the stupid grin in his voice) he said "That's the bullet going through their head, last thing they hear"
@sirwoofish43357 жыл бұрын
Sabbat-X there are so many times they do shit like that and it's just off the cuff. God I can't wait for the last few eps
@YellowByteNG9 жыл бұрын
It's official. Zack's scenario is, in fact, getting tired.
@Zlarel10 ай бұрын
28:30 That exasperated "What." and eventual "Would you SHUT the FUCK up?!" really make this
@fuerlingerp6 жыл бұрын
14:13 is the funniest shit to me, how quickly zach abandoned that sentence and how stamper just goes all in
@inactiveballer6 жыл бұрын
"What did the chicken say to the road? Cockad-" Cory Spazkid
@LinusBitchTits Жыл бұрын
“And then he fucks you, you fucked up.”
@SpectralSlugger8 жыл бұрын
28:45 stamper says "your scenarios are getting tired zach" but its not a transition
@stealthguy72494 жыл бұрын
cory a thermonuclear bomb is heading to your location in 30 seconds, what do you do? “i run away”
@Broseidon-ob8ek8 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ he's hilarious but Cory is so bad at hypothetical situations. I think it makes it funnier.
@citrusblast43727 жыл бұрын
totally, but his basement does have windows
@thehammurabichode79946 жыл бұрын
Well that has to do with the, uh, stupidity
@SabbyNeko5 жыл бұрын
The series ended on a Cory hypothetical and then everyone guffawed like slope headed retards over a genuine thanking of the fans. At the end of all things, could anything be more Sleepycast?
@pearshapedbrain2 жыл бұрын
@@citrusblast4372 7 7 7 7 7 7 77 777777 accidentally opened comments and typed this with my thumb while my dog tried to climb atop me like the fouth wall
@GrayD_Fox Жыл бұрын
How is he bad. He answers realistically. They don’t even give him like any other option, it’s either die or get fucked by your dad. They’re the ones who are bad at playing along with Cory’s answers
@BLK_MN4 жыл бұрын
“What would you do-“ “I’d punch Zach in the mouth for asking stupid questions” Lol
@saturniidspectre Жыл бұрын
"Who would win?" "I would."
@thesalanian6 жыл бұрын
Only on Sleepycabin do friends casually construct scenarios of each other's fathers attempting to rape them in a friendly comedic manner.
@Jakewubadub8 жыл бұрын
I love zachs voice. Stamper has a soothing voice
@Clairebee8 жыл бұрын
Zach and his voice is my favorite part of these podcasts.
@mr.moseby24566 жыл бұрын
Industrial Savior that and Jeff’s laugh
@SmarkusAurelius8 жыл бұрын
Your scenarios are getting tired, Zach
@superstinkybeans5 жыл бұрын
Crooty tuck them in bed
@lancepate5 жыл бұрын
@@superstinkybeans You should shut the fuck up. just shut the fuck up
@thirstycrow63935 жыл бұрын
@@lancepate No, it was good. Asshole...
@ChaseUbito4 жыл бұрын
Speak for yourself
@SomeGuyHowGoesIt4 жыл бұрын
@@thirstycrow6393 that's what jeff says in response I don't think he was mad bro
@RazzyXM227 жыл бұрын
"Would you feel bad for torturing a tiny clone of Hitler?"
@maskedslapper8018 жыл бұрын
I love Chis' scenarios. They're fucking great.
@lionl43439 жыл бұрын
Why does this artwork make Niall look like he actually owns a house?
@kgpspyguy4 жыл бұрын
This real photo was taken after Niall became green and retired.
@prohikikomo3 жыл бұрын
@Ahmed Malaki please be joking
@LinusBitchTits Жыл бұрын
@@kgpspyguyhe settled down with John c. Reilly and they started a family together
@sheeplepeople55729 жыл бұрын
I clicked on this video because of the hilarious thumbnail of the crew
@johnnyjoestar34499 жыл бұрын
Zach's picture is my favorite
@aldaniels62859 жыл бұрын
+Sheeple People thought oney had a moustache at first XD
@superstinkybeans5 жыл бұрын
“Hitler killed millions, what better a match for the hulk?” Reasonable logic
@shekelsteintheshellshocked70004 жыл бұрын
10:40 has to be one of the funniest deliveries of a hypothetical I've ever heard
@L7U9 жыл бұрын
i love how jeff is the target of these, most of the time
@spamreciever4208 Жыл бұрын
The tone with which Jeff says "you get _max_ 6 months in prison for defiling a corpse" always gets me
@kevinphilbrick57848 жыл бұрын
Jeff must suffer so much during these lol
@DirkIronside7 жыл бұрын
"YOUR SCENARIOS ARE GETTING TIRED ZACH"
@pizzaturtleguy6 жыл бұрын
29:20 I’ve never seen Jeff so angry
@jessiemoore66498 жыл бұрын
I really wish I didn't have a mouth full of water at 10:25
@Gabbelabbe11119 жыл бұрын
Great upload! The hypotheticals were my favourite part of the podcasts.
@Bruh-ok1rq8 жыл бұрын
Cory is the daughter of sleepycabin
@tahutoa7 жыл бұрын
Zach's voice must've been endearing as fuck when he was a kid.
@SabbyNeko7 жыл бұрын
tahutoa I like to imagine Zach with the exact same mannerisms and personality all through his life.
@dillontyler30023 жыл бұрын
@@SabbyNeko I love the idea of Zach being born, his mother in tears because of how beautiful her newborn son is, and his first words are "Hey doc, who would win in a fight between Hitler and Iron Man?"
@Gojaytuber9 жыл бұрын
YOU CAN'T FUCK WHAT YOU CAN'T SEE!
@sandttee4 жыл бұрын
"He killed a lot of jews. Who else to take on the Hulk?"
@demongar28709 жыл бұрын
I would love one of all the times Mick has said "I'm Chinese".
@chrisbrown71755 жыл бұрын
hypothetically: Ok so what if you were walking down the street and there was this one house you always went by, and nobody ever saw who was in the house or knew if anyone even lived there, and the only defining feature of this house is that there is a little tree on the lawn about the height of the average person plus a half, and for whatever reason you walk up to the little tree and there's a coin slot on the tree that says "50¢" with no coin return button and big bright red button above it that says "PUSH". (choose your own adventure yay) A: you put in a couple quarters and push the button then look at the city in the distance and another 911 happens, what would you do?; B: you put in a couple quarters and push the button then nothing happens and you turn and look at the window and there's just a pair of eyes looking at you through the blinds and he has the quarters, what would you do?
@SabbyNeko5 жыл бұрын
C: The 9/11 happens, the eyes have the quarters, and little do you know, it becomes apparent, that they are indeed the FUCK ME EYES.
@StormDatIsApproaching4 жыл бұрын
I would call Lyle and say TURN ON THE TV! *THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON* !
@FatMat4269 жыл бұрын
How many times do you have this video say, "Your scenarios are getting tired, Zach?"
@SabbyNeko9 жыл бұрын
+FatMat426 Any time it transitions, so it's not jarring.
@proangler5129 жыл бұрын
+SabbyNeko you look exactly like someone from my school named Orion...
@wyattmcalister27559 жыл бұрын
+Bartbort1 wow you meminist pigs think you can say anything you want. Wow. I'm really triggered. Wow. I mean. Wow.
@wyattmcalister27559 жыл бұрын
+Justin Westbrook exactly what a chauvinist pig would say.
@wyattmcalister27559 жыл бұрын
Brendyn Warner so triggered
@Mc.Scrumpy7 жыл бұрын
Cory takes forever to answer a question I've noticed lol drives me nuts
@ShezzLuvsShadow4 жыл бұрын
the sound zach made describing the deaf alien killed me....
@digitallytransmitteddiseas46868 жыл бұрын
17:59 _NEKOPARA IN A NUTSHELL_
@kabalan205 жыл бұрын
"Jeff you don't want to be here, do you?''
@Profile__13 жыл бұрын
"Tell me a funny joke or else I fuck you, Corey." "What did the chicken say to the road?" "What-" "Cck"
@princekermit12482 жыл бұрын
And then he fucks you! You failed!
@seangiglio Жыл бұрын
The whole dad raping Cory hypothetical is the funniest fucking thing I’ve heard all year
@TheCaptain0087 жыл бұрын
Your Zach's are getting tired scenarios.
@Syndusias4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the best of, Carrot Top.
@thestonedwolf31585 жыл бұрын
I want the thumbnail as a poster
@drunkalcoholic37518 жыл бұрын
What would you do if you were changing a baby's diaper and it was giving you the fuck me eyes?
@BanilyaGorilya7 жыл бұрын
Jesus dude... That really went there.
@LoneKuroRaifu5 жыл бұрын
"Your scenarios are getting tired Zach." The more he said it I laughed harder XD
@levilee2077 жыл бұрын
What episode does the "Who would win?" "I would" bit come from?
@no_misaki5 жыл бұрын
One of them
@FragmentedR_YT3 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure it’s in episode 0, is it not?
@citrusblast43727 жыл бұрын
27:10 one dowa
@sarcasticsasquatch7 жыл бұрын
really good compilation.
@LatinaCreamQueen6 жыл бұрын
I watch this video at least 8 times a month.
@GrizzlyO5 жыл бұрын
Zach and his words, beautiful
@TheUndergroundView9 жыл бұрын
Great picture for a thumbnail.
@shadow-monger51892 жыл бұрын
That artwork? Glorious.
@inkkeiji89366 жыл бұрын
"Your scenarios are getting tired Zach." -StamperTv
@nicklasmocander66585 жыл бұрын
"cloud shaped Cory"
@squeegeemcgee6 жыл бұрын
28:45 after hearing that as a transition clip, this confused the fuck outta me for a second
@Obergfreighter7 жыл бұрын
Your scenarios are gettin' tired, Zach.
@tahutoa7 жыл бұрын
Would Stamper take a bullet for Burglor, though?
@cristophermedina87495 жыл бұрын
I love how they always fuck with Jeff.....
@s3anp4ul5 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ that picture is both an amazing picture and a horrible picture at the same time
@beef69582 жыл бұрын
the deaf alien bit makes me cry laugh everytime
@thehammurabichode79945 жыл бұрын
Hey has anyone seen where that stream went where chris or zach draws ~ A yellow chinese sausage Mic, corey, a hideos charicature of jon, an accurate sadistic ross... Its mysteriously disappeared from the internet, it seems
@edwardouston72307 жыл бұрын
I though Johnny Utahs hand was micks dingle doodle
@danieltaylor84327 жыл бұрын
"Police who?"
@sammy200246 жыл бұрын
What's with Chris an abnormally-sized clones?
@SabbyNeko6 жыл бұрын
Is it a clone or a perfect copy?
@LinusBitchTits Жыл бұрын
@Carbordrawsif you could create a ten inch tall man would it be wrong to molеst him?
@gabej54232 жыл бұрын
That’s real life, Jeff
@JohnFuklaw7 жыл бұрын
"Your scenarios are getting tired, Zach: animated" when?
@FanOfAllThingsAwesom7 жыл бұрын
"Your scenarios are getting tired, Zach."
@ClawsTheKing479 жыл бұрын
h
@oilyboy72439 жыл бұрын
+Charma P agreed
@mumpert80919 жыл бұрын
Wow, offensive much?
@256paperxx9 жыл бұрын
+ClawsTheKing47 dude wtf thats the worst thing i've ever read
@wyattmcalister27559 жыл бұрын
I really am triggered right now. Jesus Christ.
@Ashoingbob9 жыл бұрын
dude, what the fuck is the matter with you?
@Joeymanful19 жыл бұрын
This looks like something cue card Dave would draw, exempt without the Nicholas cage faces.
@ethanbethan61518 жыл бұрын
Your scenario is you're getting tired, Zack
@Uulfinn2 жыл бұрын
Your your scenarios are getting tired zach are getting tired, zach
@Kaboomboo7 жыл бұрын
He ran that joke into the ground huh?
@attackofthecopyrightbots4 жыл бұрын
i like how thats the catchphrase
@CaptainHair24 ай бұрын
I can tell which caricature is supposed to be Mick, Oney, and Cory. I can’t tell which one is Zack. I know a lot changes in 15 years but still, I’m shocked I can’t figure it out 💀
@GoyBenius_09013 ай бұрын
Zach is the little goblin in the glasses next to Cory.
@austinrichard80466 ай бұрын
Here in 2024 Quality back log of content 🗣️🗣️
@gorsk7086 жыл бұрын
2:15
@SpencerKendallTurtle8 жыл бұрын
Can anybody tell me where geoff's manbaby that he can't abort is from?
@jaxfifield6998 жыл бұрын
Season 1 Episode 16 i think
@shademaster246015 жыл бұрын
Is "Your scenarios are getting tired, Zach" on a soundboard or is Stamper that consistent on delivery, because it sounds identical each time.
@SabbyNeko5 жыл бұрын
I used it to transition.
@shademaster246015 жыл бұрын
@@SabbyNeko That's some good editing. Very fluid.
@Drumtariano5 жыл бұрын
what did the chicken say to the road
@SuperMasterJefe3 жыл бұрын
My plan woulda been to say i dont wipe
@CorTat-G6 жыл бұрын
YOUR SCENARIOS ARE GETTING TIRED, ZACH
@zomb8397 жыл бұрын
babies head lives for 2 more year after it dies
@davidrice46397 жыл бұрын
6:27 that's not blackmail, that's bribery!
@thomasshrum40063 жыл бұрын
22:47 Mama had a baby and his head popped off We did all that we could to try and re-attach it I couldn't do it so I picked it up and threw it Off the building, just to see if all the children Were quick enough to catch it
@kennybryant31499 жыл бұрын
Can we expect hypotheticals for episodes 17-30?
@SabbyNeko9 жыл бұрын
yes. been getting timestamps. there's not as many this time due to Zach getting sick.
@nb-mf1tw5 жыл бұрын
your scenarios are getting tired, zach...
@retroelite10193 жыл бұрын
Why does cory look like Anthony from smosh
@tahutoa7 жыл бұрын
~ _lieutenant shit_ ~
@habanerojones21695 жыл бұрын
29:21
@awinrarisyou5 жыл бұрын
the "your scenarios are getting tired, zach" got tired so fast.
@ChristianTheChicken7 жыл бұрын
Your scenarios are getting tired, Zach...
@GeneraleRam7 жыл бұрын
Police who?
@DrBachur7 жыл бұрын
"POLICE WHO?"
@sirfredevans84274 жыл бұрын
Love how zach cryptically triggers jeffs conservative side. the abortion hypothetical really pissed him off lol #freedom to choose