Slime's Valentine | Minecraft anime ep 14

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[@xb70valkyriech]

I love how Steve just accepts the situation at this point, doesn't even try to resist, he's just so done with it all

[@stargazer1998]

He’s like “I know where this is going”

[@rid2735]

Hello

[@O-bearer-mine]

Forgive me It's a bit like monster musume Dude gets kicked in the face by a centaur once and for the rest of time is unphased by getting hit by a car, he's just done with it all

[@jvstzwolfyz594]

At least he put full diamond armour

[@reversenoobz1]

I would too after ep 11

[@timtamtem9984]

I love the fact that Steve's immediate response to big slime is diamond armor with zero hesitation.

[@adakah115]

INI APA KAK kzbin.info/www/bejne/sIvXkKOnfseobsk ..

[@timtamtem9984]

@Кудашов Дмитрий small slimes in minecraft don't deal any damage

[@iDemandSky]

He knew what is going on

[@kielpogi8062]

I mean, he got to prepare for the vore right?

[@timtamtem9984]

@@kielpogi8062 HA! Yeah.

[@swishfish8858]

Little thing I like: the idea that, when a big slime splits into multiple small slimes, one of them is the "true" slime that used to be the big one while the others are brand-new to this world with no concept of who they were.

[@diamondknight1015]

I mean, ain't that the slime way?

[@bedman3337]

@@diamondknight1015 yeah, but you can see how the other three just said meh after seeing Steve fcking desd on theground, while the final one knew who that is and how bad she screwd up

[@e-pointer2262]

I can't imagine the original slime didn't get hurt from it

[@swaggerarmy499]

I think I'd be more appropriate to say host rather than true Also, asexual reproduction

[@happyshrimp2315]

There's a concept used by the immortal jellyfish where when it multiply it will keep it's basic survival knowledge same as when it returns to baby immortal jellyfish.

[@MarcoAdventures]

The fact that Steve is in actual pain in this situation but still maintains his "bruh" just shows how used he is to mobs' manner of "flirting"

[@TarotVylan]

Honestly if you could recover from the brink of death by waiting a few minutes or eating a good meal, injury wouldn't really bother you much

[@sunvieightmaster88]

"Steve got the loves he deserved from the mobs" It hits emotionally. - Every Minecraft Player

[@viniciusmoraes8572]

Ouch

[@commander1488]

emotional damage?

[@ozziescreed2428]

Until The Second Coming..... OoooO

[@davidarvingumazon5024]

@@commander1488 Mob Grinder

[@roastedbrenden614]

I see things like this and wish I haven't killed as many mobs as I have

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Who knew that a witch and a slime could one shot Steve with diamond armor on

[@TheRealMrFloof]

It's great to see you, legendary commenter.

[@Yassin5643]

Hello

[@kaito5068]

WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE?!

[@n.......62]

Wow u are verified now

[@honeydewbadger832]

:) i missed you

[@Elpalitroke_384]

The witch: *ANGER* The slime: **Explode from tickling** Steve: Please help

[@schizopenguin]

1:33 *synchronized jumpies intensifies*

[@Lttsumm]

Honestly I think what's best about this series is the way Steve is portrayed. He wants to grow and learn, and try to make everyone around him happy, even if it's at his own expense. He uses what he learns, and is also reasonable in most his reactions and decisions. Great as always!

[@kilogram_]

Sounds like every shounen protagonist

[@enigmatic2878]

@@kilogram_ except he isn't really all that loud or rash. Have you seen the start? He just chillin. Heck he made sure to flick the lever a couple times before even reading the next step

[@Corgijanky]

i kill every single moving bieng in my world at a cost of not finding caves and/or iron

[@madhououinkyoma]

Quite the extrapolation

[@user-lt4rq2xi2g]

A true servent never yelds to delt

[@shi_ra]

Someone produce this guy and turn this into a full 24 minutes per EP anime series.

[@ZudinGodofWar]

@Culture BE GONE BOT

[@Travis77888]

Fr

[@terrabiteking8439]

@Culture ?

[@abacaxirusso2023]

Então patrocina ele então meu fi porque concerteza fazer isso não vai ser fácil

[@jeffchee4714]

That is high amount of budget

[@thighlover708]

I love the attention to detail, she went from cute and adorable slime then grew to big mama milkers slime then divided into 4 medium milkers.

[@michalsniadala1667]

BRU DISCRIBED THEM BY THERE "MILLKER" SIZES LOL

[@InsanePigeon]

Mini milkers, medium milkers, and mama milkers. Personally, mini milkers are justice.

[@Locke-7]

​@@InsanePigeonnope. Mini milker is pedophilia. Big milker is justice

[@blackfoxstudios4101]

Love how the slime is uncapable of just walking normally She is probably the most healthy of the waifus

[@matthewcole395]

Someone else noted it, but the fact Dango could have put Steve in Yamcha's death pose, but instead chose the family guy stock death pose. Love it.

[@zachstarattack7320]

lol

[@Flash-FireCC]

Thank you for pointing that out

[@user-fx5cz7cj5i]

NO

[@boxtrap321]

Is it just me or did both the animation and drawing quality skyrocket between this and the last episode

[@GojirajJr]

I noticed the same thing

[@shinnooo3804]

it skyrocketted from the slime gurl jumps

[@KiaAnimMake]

0:16 in prison to 8 years?

[@cappy699]

that’s what I thought for a second

[@dragonlord4252]

Let's all be honest. If we were in Steve's position... we would've put on the Netherite Armor.

[@devalosyuternal4456]

I mean

[@SilverBazooka10]

Steve: "Do you have that book I ordered?" Wandering Trader: "I sure do! Let's see here... fire protection? no... blast protection? no... Aha! here it is! Ara Protection IV" Steve: "Thanks..."

[@nightmarepurpletrap2589]

XD YES

[@ComradeAtSpace95]

Joseph Gotze: "Doesn't help ever if you use that"

[@sniptaclar5568]

Good: give me 4!!!

[@corruptedcode797]

I'll take your whole stock

[@lancetheking7524]

Pretty sure the wandering trader would want to use it to hug him too... wait nevermind villagers can't damage the player anyway

[@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs]

1:28 Family Guy death pose 🤣

[@g3k1jake]

I was just about to post that as a comment lol

[@nuraiman746]

i thought im the one who saw that

[@Mario2980]

Oof

[@pouncelygrin6699]

yeah was on to it xD

[@rfacproductions6552]

OH FUCK THE FIRST FOUR BOTS

[@lancecadenas3259]

Steve fell like a family guy character💀💀

[@BMW_Supra_king261]

Steve is Stuck in Slime Girl💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 🫲💀🫱

[@IronStaff7]

Cutness overload when slime girl hopped her way to steve.

[@estaticethan1752]

This is honestly, very cute. Gah, it's adorable! I'm surprised that Steve manage to survive all of their affection, as well as being in a house with them. Can't wait for more, keep up the good work!

[@paolamaza2342]

😍❤️💑

[@XavierScratch1987]

I love just how more expressive & ready your Steve is compared to the one Merryweathery has made. Gives him slightly more personality.

[@Myne33]

You mean “gives him slightly more personality.”?

[@XavierScratch1987]

@@Myne33 yes

[@TheAdvertisement]

@@XavierScratch1987 You can edit comments y'know.

[@XavierScratch1987]

@@TheAdvertisement yes

[@littlecake453]

Merryweather is more into girls itself and comedy. While dragoheart about more cute moments.

[@TheAdvertisement]

Both the animations of the slime girl expanding, and exploding are super satisfying... for multiple reasons.

[@caiotug801]

1:30 I love how the other 3 are all like "Let me get the hell out, i dont care about that guy"

[@felps_4500]

I have to say, Steve need urgently to upgrade his armor with Netherite and enchant it with P4 if he want to survive/stay with all of these lovely mob girls

[@alargeredlizard3003]

Also a Gold Apple/Notch Apple/Gapple

[@sammarino7357]

@@alargeredlizard3003 didn’t he use one for the enderwomman?

[@alargeredlizard3003]

@@sammarino7357 oh right he did..

[@missingkidnye9308]

he also needs max thorns

[@alargeredlizard3003]

@@missingkidnye9308 nah you mean protection 4

[@luigiscartoons9223]

It's so cute and sweet Surprised how Steve can survive all the love and attention (not to mention the amount of chocolate given)

[@coralsnake2234]

If he can carry 37 shulker boxes full of Netherite Blocks, he can most definitely survive all the love and affection from every single mob in the Minecraft universe.

[@23gameoverlord]

Steve is just doing his thing, then this cute little slime comes by for a Valentine's gift, while witch is trying to do the same.

[@wildwest007]

These episodes are great, hope there’s a new one soon. Wonder if there’ll be a new character, like dog or pillager

[@kuych1193]

Slime: *blows up* Steve: *on the floor in the family guy fall position*

[@lookskywalker1792]

just looked up the position of peter. It is exactly identical

[@Blueveiro3005]

@@lookskywalker1792 It was Peter who served as an advocate for the Apostles before the Jewish religious court in Jerusalem (Acts 4:5-22). And it was he who exercised the role of judge in the disciplining of those who erred within the church (Acts 5:1-10).

[@charliebrown3509]

@@Blueveiro3005 well there are other peters ya'know

[@AleroaTheAlta]

@@Blueveiro3005 No one gives a damn

[@LunarisCraft]

0:35 Best chara development form 🙂

[@wolfi_the_ghost6871]

And I finally watch all of your minecraft videos and a i beg you to pls continue with this series it’s so good omg I love it 💜💜💜 you have mi support UwU

[@jessegarcia2403]

The sigh steve made at the end just says it all 😂😂😂

[@cjt354]

Yeesh, that was close. That was thirty-four damage ticks, and he's wearing unenchanted diamond armor, so assuming normal difficulty, he would barely have survived even if he had maximum saturation to start with, and with only a few half-hearts of clearance. It can't be hard, or he would've died at the twenty-sixth hit even with full saturation. EDIT: My math was wrong - it's even closer than that! Even in normal difficulty, he would've died on the next hit even starting with maximum saturation! In easy, though, he could've taken another twenty hits and survived.

[@prismaticshades3336]

It's crazy to imagine that it was possibly intentionally that close, your calculations mean Dango might have actually considered it. What a world.

[@abacaxirusso2023]

I still think there is something wrong with this calculation

[@cjt354]

​@@abacaxirusso2023 Double-checked my math - there is. While my math was right, I misunderstood the rules for saturation regeneration. Turns out, it's even closer than I thought - he would have less than a full point of health left. From full saturation you can regenerate up to thirteen points of health, so he effectively has thirty-three points of health here. Ever since the combat update, armor is treated as having one less armor point per four points of damage dealt in one blow, meaning stronger attacks are resisted less. A big slime's attack in normal difficulty is exactly four points of damage, so with full diamond armor it is resisted by nineteen armor points, each point reducing damage by 4% (stacking *additively*). That means it is reduced by 76%, leaving the final damage per hit as 0.96 points of damage. Divide thirty-three by that, and you have the number of hits he can endure without dying - thirty-four and three-eighths. One more hit, and he would've died.

[@isacjubileudasilva7114]

@@abacaxirusso2023 by name you must not be Russian...

[@abacaxirusso2023]

@@isacjubileudasilva7114 I'm not Russian I'm a Brazilian, but I speak a little Russian

[@Flamme-Sanabi]

The ending just implies that the smaller slime that come out when defeating one do not share charateristics.

[@titimimi8279]

Second time i watch it and i just thought "Wait does that made those three slime at the end the child of steve and the slime girl"

[@phantomaviator1318]

@@titimimi8279 Yes

[@zachstarattack7320]

YEEESSSS I LOVE SLINEGIRL!!! SLIMEGIRL SUPREMACY!!! SUU IS THE BESSSTTTTT!!!

[@celynnec]

just watched all the video's from ep.1 till now, worth it!

[@JadenFox9]

Slime went from a kid to an adult to four teens in the timespan of a minute, Great Job

[@angelfrancoise2275]

giving birth to 4 kids and dying in the process too

[@hobomike6935]

apparently she absorbed steve's _essence_ while he was inside, got fertilized, and entered S-phase Meiosis. (Slimes can be inferred to be a macroscopic single-celled eukaryotic organism)

[@crazyaspe6651]

@@hobomike6935 very fascinating!

[@OH_MY22]

0:46 Steve: *I fear no monster… you know except the ender dragon* Steve: *but this… this is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen…*

[@sgtforcenico]

The Slime jumping is So Cuute 😊

[@ultimantwarrior5005]

The little slime girl hopping is adorable

[@hypercactus6489]

Not at all what I was expecting out of this episode but never fail to bring a smile to my face regardless! Great work!

[@adakah115]

INI APA KAK kzbin.info/www/bejne/sIvXkKOnfseobsk ,,.

[@LoneWolf-de3zq]

Love how the animation is improving, love the little stories you create every episode, the content ypu make is amazing!!! Can't wait to see what's next.

[@mikescoreandoculuschannel4835]

So wholesome! Definitely subbing and liking and allowing notifacations cuz of this

[@Mortem0]

I love that to Steve this is probably just a regular Tuesday

[@Immortal_skeleton]

1:20 I love the fact that she doesn't explode she's just melt at lightspeed

[@laxattack4620]

Steve literally has to be more damage resistant at this point, it's almost like he's just gaining exponential amounts of hearts with each mob girl that likes him xD

[@wilmagregg3131]

each emotional bond acts as ONE totem of the undying.

[@rion7088]

@@wilmagregg3131 and every time it’s used, he gain 2x his health from his previous life. So it just stacks exponentially.

[@shanacayde7184]

>Steve "oh she got big... WAIT A MINUTE!" >speed equips armour >Steve died of suffocation

[@DreamPianoCover]

Damn bro, I swear every mob that sees him falls in love right away

[@priestofkirby1782]

The way slime hops is very cute and wholesome. I shall report back to Lord Kirby for her immediate protecti- oh

[@lancetheking7524]

She went from cute little slime jumpy girl to "ara ara" very quickly

[@hello.9958]

@@lancetheking7524 she went from loli to mommy real quick

[@rodrigorosa4419]

Lord kirby is busy so please wait till he ends finishing the furries that kidnap waddle dees for dedede(that damn traitor)

[@DanterUwU]

I love how Steve understand that resistance is pointless and just accept all this.

[@hobomike6935]

you can't escape the mob girls

[@wilmagregg3131]

hes accepted he cant get away as they literally respawn. might as well accept it at that point.

[@draconicdestruction5352]

steve with the family guy death pose still makes me laugh after a year

[@Void-018]

If I was Steve and I saw that smol slime kid trying to give me chocolate I would give that slime kid a head pat and a hug before returning to whatever i was doing

[@Grifftom]

1:01 slime looks SUS

[@nothentai4424]

Fun fact: this series is one of the most wholesome things I’ve seen on this platform

[@ComicWolf19]

more "ara ara" then wholesome

[@sacredpower7530]

@@ComicWolf19 Even better

[@oreoross7214]

Haha cute small slime, *Change size* DAMN!!

[@O11O1]

Steve: wonders why red stone isn’t working red stone: literally breaking physics by being on the side of a block

[@YORCHspartan117]

0:42 Witch: uh oh Steve: dont tell me, you made the slime girl bigger? Witch: yes Steve: increased strength, seeking hugs? Witch: most likely Steve: *equips diamond armor* bring it on

[@MCJamess]

Can we all please have a moment of silence for the fact that he can upload so frequently with amazing content.

[@aduckwalkeduptoalemonadestand]

The Peter Griffin pose at the end got me good

[@VergilLover69]

*This takes... They grow up so fast to a whole new level* 👀👀👀

[@sayankumardas5871]

0:50 you sure this is allowed in KZbin 😳

[@xeno6784]

0:06 literally me trying to figure out how red-stone works

[@CdrChaos]

How can so much *Ara Ara* energy fit into such a short video? What sorcery is this?!?!

[@100WaysTo...]

I love the series you made!

[@spidergalva]

God these are so frickin cute, my heart can’t take it!

[@so12productions]

*Wah*

[@tkd_5748]

Lmao it's funny how Steve has gotten to the point where he can predict the hugs coming and suits up before it happens

[@so12productions]

It's all fun and games until his armor breaks...

[@tkd_5748]

@@so12productions frrr wonder what will happen when he goes against the wither or ender dragon

[@so12productions]

@@tkd_5748 ye

[@gamerbro8399]

He's like "Welp...here we go"

[@tkd_5748]

@@gamerbro8399 "...again"

[@ajaniorigin8689]

1:01 AYO!?! OMG IM SAVING THIS

[@zieren]

your videos are always funny 🤣🤣🤣 I love to watch all of it

[@alexexe2.0lquender35]

wow how does Steven feel now to see her slime is doing very big xd

[@markcrawford5810]

That jumping the slime does is adorable. It's something a little kid would do.

[@Pacifix_]

💀

[@Dani-im5iz]

Bro what the hell 💀

[@Pacifix_]

😳

[@markcrawford5810]

@@Pacifix_ What?

[@markcrawford5810]

@@Dani-im5iz What?

[@BaconIsGreen10]

Slime: umm should we call a doctor? Witch:..... Witch: im sure he good (he probably not....)

[@d0maniac751]

My immediate panic when she just casually consumes Steve into her body and Steve is just drowning

[@Azura3636]

Dangoheart never fails to deliver

[@goldenbomber9770]

I was about to say- "The best thing about the Slime mob is that they are completely harmless when they're small" and then she wasn't smol.

[@darkestwilightt]

Oh yea, she nearly suffocated him to death with the power of love and hugs. Good thing witch saved Steve that would have been an awkward death text.

[@cappy699]

@@darkestwilighttSteve died to getting squished squashed hugged squeezed smashed and somewhat eaten by a kid-adult-teenager slime resulting in a suffocating death”

[@gervin51VideoLikePro]

And this is why we wear armor in minecraft. Also get some enchanted golden apples. Helps with damage resistance

[@tomsky4751]

That stock family guy death pose at the end was golden

[@Mishako_]

I love their laughter, hopefully an animation where they tickle to see the laughter of all or some feet too :3 (I waited for this animation and it was very worth it, 10/10)

[@Soons..]

I’d like to see the creeper tickled. It probably end in an explosion though. So best to go for her feet before explosion.

[@monatraviesamesientofelizy6407]

I really want to see an animation of a Ghast sad and Steve will try to find a way to make her happy and tickle her... I really wanted to see that :3

[@Inky2162]

What the fuck

[@lupin2361]

When you introduce a wolf, make sure it has both good boy & angry werewolf mechanics :)

[@badpiggs]

🤮sorry but BRU

[@irplnbb2004]

I really love this! More episodes please! : D

[@LilaTheYoshi]

This whole episode was just a giant YES to me! I love slime girls

[@TopHatVRCool]

It made me not want to eat jelly anymore

[@ThatBlueBlade]

I cannot get over the amazing animation of this. And the way he puts on the diamond armor knowing Exactly where this was going

[@corrupt3dgold339]

No words needed. Plot easily detectable and plot is good

[@JazzJackrabbit]

Steve has the right idea... When you're inside: wear protection!

[@AlexChannelJVR]

This is not just a valentine. This is harem. It's masterpiece. Keep it up the good work! I respect you! 🥰

[@The_Lolatron_]

I like how the other three slimes that just split off from the mega slime stared at Steve's body and were like: _"Eh. Not my problem."_ And just hopped off.

[@demon_xd_]

The way steve fell is hilarious

[@mr.a7662]

The other three are just like, "Welp, we're out."

[@Bossscd22]

When u're inside a slime 🙁 When u're inside a slime 🌚

[@hoodinislilsub980]

Giantess + Slime is a combo I'll treasure forever

[@scrungovacc]

I like how Steve’s just slumped over after being blasted with slime

[@_Bucket_1]

The only thing going through my head is “what does it taste like?” And my jaw is dropped like on the floor.

[@seanshepherd1071]

Okay, but can we take a moment to realize that Witch-chan literally tickled Slime-chan to death?

[@SVasilovich]

By death you mean, making her give birth to more of herself but smaller?

[@monatraviesamesientofelizy6407]

She didin't die, well yes she die but not for ever

[@handhelder823]

That's good, tho

[@jacksnexus2616]

We not gonna talk about how Steve has been deeper inside slime-chan than all other waifus and vibrated her

[@Dr_T0X1C]

As soon as I saw giant slime girl I knew perfectly well that Steve wasn't gunna run, he wouldn't wouldn't able to. Also, I love how the witch thinks she has to compete with the other girls, Steve kinda just let's them all show affection whenever, no competition.

[@fannone-8287]

Were waiting for the next ep^^

[@user-pw8qm6cx7m]

This is the best anime I've seen, waiting for the sequel! (if of course) good luck to the author!

[@gamer_profi1131]

1:07 Totally normal

[@misterymaster5678]

Steve‘s ability to equip armor is legendary. He went from nothing to full diamond armor in 0.01 second.

[@uGuardian4]

He practiced after the creeper incident. (Yes I know my comment is extremely late)

[@yardsicle]

The cut to steve just knocked out on the floror is hilarious

[@glitchtrap0944]

I love all of this its so adorable