Slimecicle Dramatically Reads 'How to Defeat an Ostrich'

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[@texasred8424]

i like how it describes the act of fighting an ostrich like you're fighting a boss in the video game

[@texasred8424]

wtf is wrong with me why did i say "the video game"

[@red_the_anomaly]

@@texasred8424that’s called edit the mf’ing comment

[@texasred8424]

@@red_the_anomaly it's not that serious bro 😭

[@calyx8808]

You should leave it, it's funny.@@texasred8424

[@GrantedEX]

when the advice on fighting an IRL ostrich is the same as with most dark souls bosses

[@nopenope8046]

i’ve seen this clip dozens of times but i’m still not over it

[@Leanor90]

Same, I’ve rewatched it so many times and still laugh

[@mithrilwolf5761]

this is got to be my most re-watched piece of media

[@The_Rizzard_Of_Ozz]

I’m learning it by heart

[@Lemonadewithlemon]

TRUST ME I CANT STOP IVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR 7 MONTHS STRAIGHT HELP

[@alex_whiteman172]

There is a very similar one in the latest TommyInnit video, I posted the clip to my channel if anyone's interested. He reads the definition of "gooning" in the same voice and it's pretty funny

[@mayhemspiffing]

I was trying to beat a boss in a game earlier and had typed into Google 'how to defeat...' and genuinely the most popular question was 'how to defeat an ostrich'

[@V1nny_2031]

Lmao what

[@pixelname4899]

Charlie's proud

[@AidenAimeeLeach]

Listen, I had to make sure it was real

[@artsyscrub3226]

@@AidenAimeeLeach Its real its been real

[@Engardian]

what boss were you trying to beat

[@clickclickpicw]

to this day, charlie slimecicle has had a problem with ostriches. hes been on the hunt for them for years, its getting worrying.

[@moniquedempsey23]

It’s fine It’s totally fine

[@AMan-xz7tx]

it's his family's tradition, he's going through a rite of passage

[@TheWarTrain]

It's fiiiine

[@rhyderleming5851]

They didn’t try some corn.

[@rinco1532]

He still can't get over our defeat in the great emu war, so he's going for the next best thing

[@Kagenoaki]

I love how Tommy and Wilbur are legit dying, Philza is grinning like a gremlin and chuckling while Charlie is just reading and getting more and more dramatic as he goes! XD

[@MeaghanDivico]

I was dying from the video too 😂 Charlie is so funny

[@Kagenoaki]

@@MeaghanDivico Agreed. I was wheezing like a tea kettle watching this.

[@MeaghanDivico]

Haha ok 🫖

[@MeaghanDivico]

I don’t know why, but wheezes sound hilarious. Like the ones dream does

[@Kagenoaki]

@@MeaghanDivico Ah yes the tea kettle ones are the most hysterical of the lot, though I sometimes sound like Mutley.

[@yepthatsbobcat]

Even with the bad memories of the certain British man in this, it’s still such a classic :,)

[@I-Hate-Everybody-But-You]

yeah felt 😭 tryna push through it

[@Chirobeansss]

I try to separate past willbur and present willbur it helps (for me)

[@CDZ1309]

What bad memories? It's not as if this has affected you in the slightest. Maybe don't self-pity and instead support actual abuse victims?

[@yepthatsbobcat]

@@CDZ1309 I have and am in support of shubble, I want to make it very clear that don’t support anything Wilbur has done, or admitted to doing. As for the self-pity, it hurts (for me) to see him in content as he was honestly a big inspiration for me. I looked up to him, and his music. Hell, I even started guitar because of him. I don’t support him anymore, and I dropped all of his music and everything the moment I saw what he did. I hope that clears it up.

[@TheHedgehogGiraffe]

@@CDZ1309the thing about being in online communities, in supporting and having *any* kind of relationship with a celebrity, is that they have the ability to hurt you. That is something you give them - along with your time and perhaps even money - when you decide to support them. Human beings are so predisposed to *caring* that we’ll put googly eyes on a rock and be sad if we lose it. People are going to feel hurt and betrayed if someone they support betrays their trust. That is not in any way taking away from the victim. It never takes away from the validity of someone else’s pain to say that you were hurt too, as long as you are not actively invalidating that pain, which OP was not.

[@moss.kurtis]

wanted to watch this clip again, immediately reminded of the biter of '87

[@ItzPetir]

Let's just start call will the biter of 87

[@familyberente1407]

OMG thank you! I thought I'm over it but I flinched when I looked at his face

[@charliemandarin4052]

The Briton Biter

[@Dr.J42]

That’s so dark and yet so funny

[@CDZ1309]

@@familyberente1407 Yeah! But you didn't.

[@grimreaper9121]

Truly the greatest thing to ever be recorded.

[@nehemiahyang1263]

To this day, he has not been defeated by an ostrich

[@ceartrap2076]

I will gladly watch this for many years.

[@Mono_Entertainment]

Wait until Slimecicle learns about the Emu War of Australia...

[@angellynn7104]

Wars plural

[@Mono_Entertainment]

@@angellynn7104 there was more than one?!

[@angellynn7104]

@@Mono_Entertainment There were 2, but after doing some more digging, the second effort was made only a few days after the initial retreat so idk if it really counts as 2 wars or not

[@therandomcommenter6629]

(Australian here) we don't talk about EW I and EW II

[@sytxexe2183]

pretty sure wilbur would just bite the ostrich he has experience with that....

[@tothekookyfellas]

why would you say this- whyyyy

[@RosieWolf]

I’ve seen this clip so many times and it never gets old 😂

[@NeuviTheHydro]

Normal people getting over sadness: Talking it out Me: Watching this clip over and over. Charlie is so funny and so stupid and he's awesome he is the definition of serotonin.

[@red_the_anomaly]

Charlie could cure depression

[@NeuviTheHydro]

@@red_the_anomaly He could tho-

[@WalmartLuz]

- I have google right now. I'm- "How to beat an ostrich" Why are there answers? Holy shit there's a WikiHow. - Use a long weapon. If you are forced to defend yourself against an ostrich, avoid close quarters combat. Keep as far out of reach of it's legs as you can. Use the nearest, *_*l o n g e s t*_* object that could be used as a weapon. - There's a side note here: If you have a **g u n** aim for the ostrich's **M A I N B O D Y.** Keep to the ostrich's side, consider yourself at the most risk when the two (2) of you are **FACE TO FACE!!** Stay behind or to the side of the bird as much as possible to keep clear of it's most _PoWErFuL WeApON._ *_*S T E P 3 ! ! !*_* AIM FOR THE NECK. CONSIDER THIS TO BE THE OSTRICH'S WEAKEST BODY PART! (despite their considerable size.) Strike it where it is vulnerable and least protected... **TO DEFEAT IT Q U I C K L Y .** **GO FOR THE LEGS!** If you find yourself behind or to the side of the ostrich with an easy shot to one of it's legs, **COMMA,** TAKE IT. **PERIOD.**

[@sundae_z]

If given the chance, deliver *ONE* or *BOTH* a blow to upset its *BALANCE, SPEED, and STRIKING* **P O W E R** Anyway, I'm gonna leave you guys with this final image: POV: You're ostrich

[@L-ghtlessSky]

not the lyrics

[@gengarzilla1685]

If he ever DMs another session with Jaiden, Alpharad, and Ranboo, I hope one of the bosses is just a literal ostrich.

[@DestinyMercer-x7q]

This is basically how to take a tall person down

[@NoteBard]

The most hardcore part of this is that Charlie was reading this WHILE IN A BASTION

[@hexag0n414]

Thanks to this video, I have never been once beaten by an ostrich in combat, thank you Charlie🙏🙏🙏

[@Kirbo710]

This was the funniest bit of 2021 imo

[@Bunny.abibii]

this clip will always be funny tbh

[@Noa_dsmp_fan]

This clip never gets old fr

[@wormwithwings]

" there's a side note here, if you have a gun... "

[@Kraft233]

"to one of its legs COMMA take it PERIOD"

[@Oiki_chan1221]

"POV: youre an ostrich" god that sounds like a nightmare

[@Ari180_RE]

POV You're Ostrich - Best meme to come from Charlie

[@lanatuinen2114]

This sounds just like a dark souls boss walkthrough.

[@morganhayes5503]

This nearly ended up killing Tommy

[@franciscs1604]

Imagine if he *did* spit out.

[@SwimFroggies52341]

Nearly ended up killing me too 😂

[@ghosts_p_ft]

*... there's a side note here: I F Y O U H A V E A G U N*

[@jesslauren8031]

When you search up something as a joke but don’t expect there to be any answers 0:30

[@imanormalpersom]

Aliens watching this be like: "What the fuck? You know what? Fuck this piece of shit planet I'm leaving."

[@L-ghtlessSky]

*Use a long weapon.* Everybody, collectively: 💀

[@ANPaige]

Okay but the article itself is even longer and even more hilarious when you read it in Charlie’s voice 😂

[@ok8162]

i remember this so well.. absolutely one of my favorite clips i got

[@NickMaster500]

"Use the nearest longest object that can be used as a weapon" Looks down

[@gengarzilla1685]

Not _that_ kind of beat.

[@Engardian]

Oh yeah, your legs! If the ostrich can use them, so can we! :)

[@SwimFroggies52341]

Holy shit I haven't laughed like that in forever 😂😂

[@SwimFroggies52341]

Thank you man 😂

[@spartansix2323]

YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED AGAIN TO WATCH THIS GEM OF A VIDEO

[@Vixenschuuring]

But like "defeat" is also quite dramatic😂😂😂

[@Lucile_the_Lunatic]

WHEN THE VIDEO ENDED ALL MY MOM COULD HEAR WAS THIS FROM ME: *Wheeze* ….. *wheeze* … *wheeeze*….*COUGHS AGGRESSIVELY*

[@BuggggZapperBob]

'Keep as far out of reach, of it's legs if you *ken,"*

[@johnmck05]

You're laughing? Charlie is reading important information on what to do in a life-threatening situation and your laughing?

[@TheHedgehogGiraffe]

Every time I watch this clip I cry actual tears from laughter, no matter how many times I see it. His delivery and the others losing their MINDS in the background is too good

[@bella_daze3092]

This clip is still one that gets me to die laughing- it’s even funnier that I saw this exact thing printed out and taped up onto a wall in a doctors office or something😭😭😂😂😂😂

[@tinycarrot8129]

This clip is too powerful

[@violet8870]

Comma, take it. Period BEST PART LMAO

[@GZilla311]

0:30 Why are there answers Dude it’s the internet. People hate everything.

[@czycats123]

Bro the nostalgia😭

[@reyfun7869]

This is one of my favorite clips ever 😭 Charlie is so funny

[@ezoV_01]

anyone else had this play in their mind during their friday math test? just imagine this; "Find x, answer all 12 questions correctly" *_"-TO DEFEAT IT QUICKLY!!" -- "GO FOR THE LEGS!!!"_*

[@bb8thegreat593]

"GO FOR THE LEGS" perfect quote

[@isuccnewton2654]

that wikihow entry reads itself like its some fight in a fantasy novel holy shit

[@spiderdude2099]

I love how Charlie gets more and more frantic as he reads it.

[@chalkwarrior5542]

this video has me in stitches every single time i see it, i can hardly breathe right now holy shit

[@harmonioustigress620]

Nobody tell him about the existence of cassowaries

[@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an]

Oh god.

[@harmonioustigress620]

@@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an God cannot save you. Not from the disembowelment birb

[@Im_depressing]

I saw an animation of this, and for some reason it was in a church😂

[@soulgamer2127]

It sounds like a video game boss tutorial 😂

[@HunterT0H]

fun fact: I actually got my teacher to print the image at 1:21 on complete accident, and she printed 2 of them. **I sent it to her as a joke.**

[@NINi_2085]

WHAAAAAT

[@HunterT0H]

​@@NINi_2085 Also, she left when I went up a year aswell, by far one of the best memories of intemediate school.

[@KwikBR]

intermediate school?? what's that @@HunterT0H

[@wolfygirl303]

This is a classic clip

[@SiskoMaSu]

This is legendary 🙌

[@MichaelCarter1967347053]

Man i havent laughing that much to the ostrich wikihow bit since kevin hart's ostrich joke

[@nekoferrero6542]

This is one of the funnyest clips i remember, i reminisce about it every few weeks

[@willowgoober]

charlie this is the 7th time youve posted this video

[@Slimeciclips]

Hey it’s the 2nd

[@KwikBR]

@@Slimeciclips We need another

[@Azrael_66666]

"GO FOR THE LEGS" broke me

[@owca1000aj]

Still the funniest clip of all time

[@Allexxstuff3419]

Dude this was the first topic brought up in my friend group we are now great friends because of this video

[@BuZzer1999]

i could not breath for 33 seconds thanks to this video (positive review)

[@ranpepe8098]

The best thing ever

[@user-wn9fo8ui6x]

It gives you a whole story time on how to beat and then go's Also if you have a gun...

[@NormalCardBoardBoxes]

Bruh I know for a fact someone is gonna be dodge rolling during their fight against an Ostrich like it’s a Dark Souls boss XD

[@ph3t3_lol]

"use a long weapon..." "If you are forced to defend yourself against an ostrich, avoid CLOSE QUARTERS COMBAT....." "KEEP AS FAR OUT OF REACH OF ITS LEGS AS YOU CAN." "Use the nearest, LONGEST object that could be used as a weapon. "IF YOU HAVE A GUN, aim for the ostrich's main body." "KEEP TO THE OSTRICH'S SIDE, consider yourself at the most risk when the two of you are FACE-FACE. STAY BEHIND or TO THE SIDE OF THE BIRD AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO KEEP CLEAR OF ITS MOST POWERFUL WEAPON." (Step 3) "AIM FOR THE NECK" "CONSIDER THIS TO BE THE OSTRICH'S WEAKEST BODY PART DESPITE THEIR CONSIDERABLE SIZE. "STRIKE WHERE IT IS MOST VULNERABLE AND LEAST PROTECTED..." .. to defeat it quickly.

[@chases9141]

GO FOR THE LEGS

[@avetrotter1356]

the fact i was THINKING about this clip and it shows up on my reccomended

[@therandomcommenter6629]

Me about to remind the animal kingdom why humans are the world's number one apex predator

[@geckowithagun3502]

best clip ever

[@scoutclark6117]

Slimcicle: (does farcry ostrich takedown)

[@razzzmatazz]

Charlie is just the epitome of "boys will be boys"

[@HeroOfTwilight1]

This will without fail always make me laugh

[@baguette1557]

i think the majority of will know how to defeat an ostrich for a loooooooong time

[@Marilynn_1275]

Okay but Ostriches are genuinely terrifying though... Like, they can snap any bone in your body with one kick. Like?? And the fact that the males can get up to *9 feet tall* Idk man... And they're really territorial too.

[@strangecolouredbird]

I always felt that this was personal

[@wandering4104]

Charlie reading how to defeat an ostrich meanwhile Tommy struggling to defeat literal droplets of water

[@Cloeyonty]

I love this

[@DetectiveBrisket]

Why is it described like a dark souls boss?

[@gengarzilla1685]

That's how it'll feel if one singles you out for a fight.

[@spiderdude2099]

The way he says “step three” 😂😂😂

[@theretrodragonyope]

Throw weapons while maintaining a main long weopon in hand.

[@0STRICH_01]

this is very offensive to my species

[@jeriahweaver5215]

I love this

[@Record_CJH]

when i fist saw this clip i was a little high so sadly i will never get the full first experience again😅🤣🤣🤣

[@Potatoesslayofc]

No cuz why the music and his voice getting me scared of an ostrich ambush

[@bluestone4119]

I found the god damn wiki how

[@MrMelonsz]

Just killed an ostrich, feeling good.

[@pinstripe4254]

Thing is, if you have a gun then you shouldn’t aim for its body, that’s where it has the most armor and padding, like sure you’re probably going to hit it but only hit it in its body if you’re sure you can hit it multiple times in the same place

[@Rose12261]

Idk if anyone saw that clip from (i think it was in Ontario) the news where a bunch of police were chasing escaped ostriches?

[@MeaghanDivico]

No I never watched it, but I can imagine how crazy it must have been

[@aced4fun]

This sounds like something you’d hear mid bossfight

[@gengarzilla1685]

These are the game tips you're given if it defeats you.

[@Shefinanigans]

The most terrifying part of ostriches is how they ummm well relieve their bladders which I got to experience first hand at a safari and I will never recover

[@j3ssii._xx]

what would he do if the Moa was still alive🧐

[@princesskristan]

I'm fucking crying. My stomach hurts so badly😂

[@kf_real]

i downloaded the article😭

[@TopHatGacha]

GO FOR THE LEGS

[@user-cq2tq4mi4r]

0:43 😂

[@isabellemelvin7051]

0:38 start of reading

[@masterneloth]

I should not have watched this during my ethics class…

[@NightmareEnterprises.]

Finally I can beat overdrive ostrich from Mega Man X2