Slimecicle makes Minecraft Parenting Hilarious

[@vibevizier6512]

Juanaflippa pullin out the goddamn GLOCK on Philza Minecraft was the funniest shit ive seen in fucking days

[@winterkl2]

flippa got hyped on the rap😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@pancakeoftheopera2808]

literally this stream doesn't need to be editted down because every minute is already pure g o l d

[@batwinqz]

no literally i WHEEZED and couldnt stop laughing LMAO also Charlies rap was lowkey fuckin FIRE

[@GhettoWxzrd]

other eggs: rich & has armor. Charlie's egg: dying in closet.

[@gremlinswrath2822]

with a gun tho!!

[@cattyrant9996]

@@gremlinswrath2822Sounds about america. Dying and in the closet, but hey, everyone else has guns!

[@iamdenaya]

​@@cattyrant9996this comment is 👌

[@wendigo5813]

You know what they say if you can’t feed them because your poor then teach them to survive

[@voiddwelling7285]

"What is the opposite of death." Either this child has ascended to godhood or they're pregnant.

[@DrFeast_3000]

Embarassado

[@utatipswify]

W h a t ? 💀

[@tabboty]

​@@utatipswify the opposites to death

[@sdarlingg]

i've always wished my parents made a stream about their misfortune of having me

[@tinavo5205]

It’ll probably would be an amazing stream in general if the stream included guns

[@lazthespaz2290]

Same

[@zereishere9682]

“ what other vegetables are there other than bread?” - Slime

[@IM3Q]

Yes because bread is everyone’s favorite vegetable 😌

[@Gillion_x3]

There's toast, baguettes, sandwiches. Oh that's bread to??

[@IM3Q]

@@Gillion_x3 we’re going on a strict only bread diet 🤣

[@127Handles]

Fish obviously ^_^

[@tinavo5205]

@@Gillion_x3 well there are Sour dough, Pita bread, and wait these are just types of breads that can go with your topics

[@SayuriMiki]

"I can give you dark power. What do you want?" "I wanna raise my daughter right." "Please be realistic." LMAO

[@elnonymous]

I think he said that cus Charlie said he wanted to shoot fire out of his eyes and/or other end

[@moistpillows1865]

Only Charlie can nat 20 charisma his way out of murdering a child.

[@moralesvince1359]

His inner Gillion is showing

[@gumdropthedutchie9012]

But Gillion has prophetic screw up let’s hope the nat 20 doesn’t become a Nat 1

[@claythesimppX3]

He actually panicked when he knew his child hasnt been fed for two days- shows he cares abt his child more now- 😭

[@Alvagame]

Then proceeded to go and strike a deal with the devil to give her a gun, a required step in this deal was to kill another child, which he did right infront of her.

[@Alvagame]

And he didn't even get the dark ability that he made the deal for in the first place!

[@vriska9001]

Slimecicle father arc

[@mitsymittens731]

@@Alvagame 🫃

[@penginguy2177]

bro wasnt actually panicked..

[@Foshling]

How slimecicle feeds his vegan child a new food: >Neglect her for multiple days >flippa runs away >tries to hunt for fish and fails >flippa saves his life multiple times >Meets, antagonises and makes a deal with the devil >Commits murder >father comes for revenge >almost dies to father >child shoots down intruder >loot avocado toast from corpse Absolutely amazing

[@randomizer701]

😂😂😂

[@_Potat_]

54:25 The whole rapping segment was hilarious. Slime was actually spitting bars before JuanaFlippa committed a murder 💀💀

[@jazminsmith6343]

And she killed Phil on the beat drop. Like father like daughter 💚

[@HELSKNIGHT135]

BRO I WAS DYING

[@Scuffedskeleton2025]

40:00 My god the way Charlie fooled philza into leaving the game was amazing

[@AMan-xz7tx]

what can he say, he's the imposter

[@BraindeadSillyClown]

LMAOOOO YEAHH😭

[@Trees...]

Amongus

[@johnwilliamson4368]

​@@Trees... sus

[@noybo_o]

Phil actually said on stream that he was watching Charlie's stream and knew what he was gonna do so he was just roleplaying but that was still a really good idea of charlie lol

[@lilymimi1114]

Charlie: I didn't realize I was running a solo parenting act until now. I'm like Pedro pesto in the last of us

[@laradias4999]

i literally dont remember what other moment in my life i laughed so hard like when watching the moment phil tries to kill juanaflippa and gets fucking shot by an egg while charlie doesnt stop rapping

[@AMan-xz7tx]

you know the stream is good when it starts with "something has gone terribly, TERRIBLY... *TERRIBLY* WRONG"

[@gh0stz1]

he probably would have gotten away with killing philzas kid if he closed the door

[@Mdawg_xo]

Juana flippa pulling out a Glock when Phil threatened her with a axe had me giggling.

[@bethanycoppola4030]

Why did this have an emotional arc, tear-jerking moments, drama, multiple musical numbers, god, the devil, and the unbreakable love between parents and child??? Who gave this the right to be so good??

[@Pyxyty]

Man this stream doesnt even deserve timestamps, way too good to skip anything, y'all should just watch the entire thing

[@tinorandom]

THATS SO FUCKING REAL dude this whole vod was a roller coaster of emotions

[@If-loki-was-a-fox]

I just meant to watch a couple minutes of it, but now I'm 50 minutes in with no regrets

[@tabboty]

THIS. I am so bad at watching content without timestamps but this is just so good the entire way through you can't afford to miss ANYTHING

[@ic236]

Flippa Family Kill count: Foolish's kid, Leo- slime accidentally broke the bed(does not count as death) Phil's kid, Chayanne- slime intentionally broke the bed(does not count as death) JuanaFlippa- Mariana misclicked bed(death, revived) Tilín- Slime sweeping edge (final death) JuanaFlippa- Mariana sweeping edge (death, final, has previous bargain with Angel Rubius/Lil J)

[@meoviona]

So Chayanne still has two lives? But why does misclicking the bed count as death count?

[@fancypinkkk]

@@meovionai was thinking that to, isn't a bed misclick and a 'accidentally breaking' a bed the same thing?

[@Malene_Simonsen]

Apparently the day after the Chayanne thing was the day the bed rule got implemented, so the first two bed deaths didn't count bc it wasn't part of the rules officially

[@fracttu]

13:35 I know this is just a block game but this part made me way more emotional than it should

[@soopersoba]

the fact that he only asked phil for the flower instead of his whole backpack aswell

[@IInfInItIIDoesGames]

I’m loving the slimcicle POV of QSMP

[@boomrangyt]

Yes

[@elnonymous]

i love how charlie just immediately starts gaslighting phil when phil suspects that he killed chayanne

[@Angielinq]

HELP THE WAY PHIL FELL WHEN JUANAFLIPA SHOT HIM 😂

[@DrFeast_3000]

The fact his camera had the most cursed filter on at the end of the stream was the most fitting, most hilarious ending for this episode. 😂

[@beatrix4519]

I almost cried at Phil's genuine anger like it was too real, despite being roleplay I felt like Phil was looking at plane ticket prices to america at that very moment so he could kill Charlie irl

[@sharplily]

philza: threatens flipa with an axe flipa: for her common special, she wields a GUN

[@Fillianthefilofal]

these streams are no joke my favorite streams in the world

[@duckid1647]

*No yolk

[@SkyPearlzG]

Same

[@BraindeadSillyClown]

Same tbhhh😭

[@Trees...]

Same same!!

[@Recyclabled]

I gen haven't had this much fun watching minecraft videos in years

[@Reylistic_Enigma]

1:10:59 Charlie is running away from baby Zombies and shouted for Phil then realized that he wouldnt be able to help

[@llamadrama2368]

The lullaby and Juana Flippa murdering Phil was so hilarious

[@rosefrost3439]

The egg should have been called Dua Flippa

[@IM3Q]

Lol fr fr😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ky.1127]

YES

[@segaking5846]

🎵ONE FLIP IS ALL IT TAKES🎵

[@IM3Q]

@@segaking5846 🎵GUNNA SHOOT PHILL TODAY🎵

[@Pyxyty]

​@@IM3Q DROWNING ALL THE KIDS

[@muckyesyesindisguise3854]

I loved the part where slmccl made a deal with the devil to kill a child!

[@xXxsalemxXx]

Juanaflippa is like that one kid that has the role of the mature one more than her dads

[@DoodleRatz]

Charlie really redeemed himself in this vod. Last vod he was a total dead beat dad. But in this one, it really shows that he does care about his daughter. Not just to mention all the wholesome father daughter moments.

[@foxesamnesia]

not even half an hour into the stream and charlies kid tries to kill him 😭😭

[@Asenagami44]

Omfg the way Philza went "Charlie. What did you do with my egg." Was so scary-

[@V1nny_2031]

He went from the worst parent ever to being such a good parent, he was so worried about Juanaflippa it was so cute seeing how much he actually cared

[@thefirstfox5097]

Juanaflippa waving a gun around while charlie raps is geuneinzl the funnniest thing ive seen

[@TheDarkLadyOfTheNight]

Charlie straight up murdering Phil's kid the second he turned his back was COLD BLOODED (40:05) also I love how Juanaflippa takes after her dad 55:40 by just annihilating Phil

[@colton5604]

Juana flippa truly is prepared for el mafia de huevos now. (Last episode fit told Charlie about the mafia)

[@tabboty]

"Jump if you've had... Ah shit, what other vegetables are there besides bread- Jump if you've had fish!" WHAT 😭

[@dev_in]

"What other vegetables are there besides bread?..." "...Jump if you had fish." (7:52)

[@Chantelier]

40:50 Charlie's nervous "wHat?" is hilarious

[@Pyxyty]

NOOOO 54:20 HE DIDNT HAVE TO GO THAT HARD DAMNNN CHARLIE'S GOT BARS! Edit: 1:04:32 SECOND VERSE HITS HARDER 😭

[@Gh6stvv]

charlie asking what vegetables exist other than bread to immediately go to fish as a veggie

[@Anoski_Domain]

I wish Phil was streaming with this happened bc I wanted to see Charlie's lullaby from his perspective XD

[@kiratakashi]

This so gives off "It's a baby with a gun!" vibes! 😆 😂

[@HarveyAgain.mp4]

7:56 ah yes, bread and fish, my two favourite vegetables.

[@necron0m1con76]

the joke at 1:11:00 is literally such a great fucking joke he was so quick with it too LMAO

[@ImVali112]

51:24 "Is this illegal? I mean we just made a deal with satan earlier so it's probably cool. " Meanwhile the sub-goal today: 66/666

[@blueblynd685]

41:35 im sorry i wasnt prepared for philza minecraft breaking out the Dad Voice of Disappointed Knowing

[@Hellshot27]

Last video honestly made me so happy to watch. It was absolutely hilarious and I'm so excited to see all of the new episodes of the qsmp.

[@AroMangle]

"What other vegetables are there except bread" Ah yes my favorite vegetable, bread.

[@pipevinethehybrid7049]

3:47 THAT SCREAM

[@jazminsmith6343]

Goofy ahh y e l l

[@taibat0by]

"What other vegetables are there aside from bread.....jump if you had fish-"

[@BlueBerry-tc6tz]

I wish my parents free style rapped me to sleep

[@Jester_hyena]

"What other vegetables are their other than bread?" I need to grow some bread- what does it grow on?

[@StrawBerryBlendedLemonade2008]

I’m pretty sure it grows underwater? I know that there are bacteria that like to feed off of it and stuff, and that is why bread is brown. We can eat the bacteria. If a bread isn’t brown, then it is sick, or poisonous. If the bread is black, the bacteria ate all the nutrients. Brown bread is the best.

[@Jester_hyena]

@@StrawBerryBlendedLemonade2008 where do I find the water to grow it? I need to try this "bread" that everyone is talking about.

[@StrawBerryBlendedLemonade2008]

@@Jester_hyena it has to be warm salt water, I think. You can get the seeds by breaking apart the plant and putting it in the sand surrounded by the water. Glad I could help :)

[@demon_core68]

as bread i can say i grow best in wet environments so underwater is great but the moist space under most household appliances will suffice if you don't live near an ocean

[@Jester_hyena]

@@demon_core68 Ah, thanks bread. I will be sure to find a place to grow friends for you.

[@tinorandom]

14:52 IM SOBBING THIS IS SO CUTE

[@duckid1647]

No yolk Juanaflippa is an eggcelent child.

[@foolsenigma]

The relog trick was so smooth holy shit

[@loffi_pop]

Qsmp is just chaos incarnate

[@Zychronix_]

god may have given phil the right to kill charlie but satan gave flippa the right to bear arms!!

[@baconsoup1864]

Literally my favorite thing to watch lately

[@winterkl2]

FUCKING KILLING PHIL MID RAP BATTLE BEDTIME LULLABY I CANT I LOVE YOU SLIME 💀😭

[@Zychronix_]

: Phil, "Juanaflippa I'm sorry" : Juanaflippa with a fucking glock in her back pocket, "I'm about to end this mans whole career"

[@afanontheceiling]

It's so rare that I can watch an entire stream and be entertained the whole time. Charlie is so talented and just a lovely person to watch.

[@CherryXXCola]

Why does Charlie’s room look like a backrooms level-

[@bionicle216]

BRO QUANAFLIPPA DANCING AND CHARLIE RAPPING OVER PHILS DEAD BODY IS SO FUNNY BRO

[@ismael8926]

cornell cornelius really did sacrifice phil's newborn

[@Skipp-pv5wh]

HELP

[@tabboty]

"Ranboo has never had avocado toast" i dont think ive ever eaten an avocado 😭

[@mainev843]

The sub goal of 666 was exactly on theme for this stream lol

[@sammy_wills]

Out of all the things that could have happened, satan appearing is definitely the last.

[@Skipp-pv5wh]

I love how he loves his daughter but still calls her son by accident

[@NoNameBirthdayGirl]

"IM LIKE PEDRO PESTO IN THE LAST OF US' WHAT?????

[@simply8149]

I've literally never watched a full stream ever but this was worth it fs

[@p_snorted]

"what other vegetables are there besides bread"

[@tiarehenry7507]

the only streams to keep my short attention span

[@naomifinlay3017]

54:15 yoo rap time 55:29 bad-ass juanaflippa moment 1:03:05 rap time # 2

[@wispdoesart]

🔥🔥🔥THERES A CRAZY MAN 🔥🔥🔥 HE LIVES UPSTAIRS 🔥🔥🔥

[@thegamerofartists7840]

You've heard it hear first folks, bread is a vegetable

[@mariapaterakis5061]

Also fish.

[@CorpseJester]

"ITS OK ITS NOT CPS ITS JUST SATAN" -Charlie

[@dragongames6332]

7:55 "What other vegetables are there beside bread" ????

[@meeeg7029]

Happy almost one year of Charlie being an amazing father

[@uotaniset]

54:17 the greatest rap of all time

[@Gillion_x3]

GOD DAMMIT I MISSED A FACE CAM STREAM (just the first five seconds anyway)BECAUSE I WAS WATCHING THE 6 HOUR GOAT SIM VOD. FUCKKK

[@crowishungry]

did bro just drop the best song of all time?

[@pastakadoo]

"Jump if you've had bread, jump if you've had... Oh shit, what other vegetables are there other than bread? Jump if you've had fish."

[@cloeykook2388]

I didn’t know bread was a vegetable until this video

[@ashies2258]

Seed is vegetable, which becomes wheat, which becomes flour, which becomes bread.

[@demon_core68]

i didn't know either and i am bread

[@CloudiStuff]

1:07:17 this is just a block game it's just a block game ITS JUST A BLOCK GAME

[@tinorandom]

IKR IT MADE ME SO FUCKING HAPPY TO SEE THAT-- say what you will but slime at least loves juana so much

[@sevested]

Slimecicle can’t go a single stream without gaslighting somebody

[@natermishery]

Two things: First of all, me and my Blahaj plushie have enjoyed watching QSMP so much!! normally im not a huge fan of smp things, but this? immaculate, absolutely spledifirous. Second, I love seeing slimecicle play a fatherly role!! interactions between slimecicle and juanaflippa are so amazing gahhh!!

[@PolyphemusNymph]

Juannaflippa...SHES A FUCKING INSURGENT!!🔥💥💯🔥💥💯🔥💥

[@miloiscallingthecops3789]

slime looks like hes in the backrooms

[@mansb3528]

The backrooms?

[@rand0mguy642]

@@mansb3528 aw man not the backrooms

[@johnbastion747]

The backfliprooms

[@icgmommy87]

please god don’t bring that up or his next video is just gonna be BACKROOMS!!!!!!!!!! BACKROOOMS!!!!!!!! *Backrooms.*

[@DoodleRatz]

13:40 got me in the feels

[@juanlucas1730]

55:14 to 55:45 JuanaFlippa slayed at that she is my favorite egg!!!

[@me_zaldy]

Honestly the freestyle part is kinda fire ngl

[@JollyGeorge_]

My new favorite member of the qsmp gotta be juanaflippa

[@aurora_dawn123]

Only Slimecicle would make a deal with the devil in minecraft

[@_jay_renda_]

3:48 loony toons ah scream

[@Zinzongonk341]

Love the repeating gaslighting in this video 10/10 more parents should do that as an example for their kids I don’t know why mine didn’t! What knuckle heads 😂😂

[@jacobrutzke691]

How is this so good I cant wait for the animatics