Minecraft, but every 5 minutes there's a natural disaster

[@jschlattLIVE]

sorry about the whole killing the environment thing

[@monke6067]

Stal is the best disk ever made

[@katieko69]

@@monke6067 Don't taunt God with these words, you fool.

[@StarKnight54]

Not cool man

[@yeeg7086]

Stal good cats bad

[@sam-li8zs]

oh yeah man no worries

[@CrazyGmodder]

I like how jschlatt started off joking around then quickly turned into a terrifying entity meant to kill the others

[@PschocatIII]

Luke Thomas thats his whole brand

[@bigpigeon2384]

That’s a character ark If i`ve Evers seen one

[@sylv512]

global warming is fake

[@minidrew3422]

@@sylv512 and your adopted

[@b.n.d1540]

Hey guys, I know this is is a lot to ask but could someone make a transcript of this video showing who says what, I really want to animate this, but I'm new to this whole set of channels and can't always distinguish their voices

[@judeymans]

Schlatt is one of the most cursed beings I've ever seen. Never have I ever experienced such a sense of second-hand anxiety from the mere presence of this man. I am not well.

[@GZAPPLE]

wow, first comment

[@averageaudienjoyer]

EAT

[@judeymans]

@@averageaudienjoyer e a t t h e a p p l e

[@averageaudienjoyer]

cwdovahkiin im grateful this vid popped up my my recommended

[@sppender8099]

Hes kinda like bearded expense

[@soullesstomato1669]

Genesis 3:13 *"You fucked up."*

[@mr.0511]

Leviticus 4:12 *“Eat the apple”*

[@fizzy4708]

@@mr.0511 EAT *MY* APPLE

[@LMAO_And_Forever]

Deuteronomy 2:15 *”That’s for not going to church, ya prick”*

[@ms.chicolato5949]

This is kinda true tho

[@alexandrapaciello962]

Don’t say that word

[@dangerousdarkrai8782]

Favorite slimeciccle quote: "I'm not scared of him, on a completely unrelated note, I will never go outside again"

[@FeralWetCat]

My favorite was when he killed Quackity in the final las Nevada's stream, he said something, I'm too lazy to quote it, he just said all the lessons Quackity taught him :D

[@zenphir9051]

“I call this the punchline, cuz it’s all in the delivery” -Slimecicle

[@mercuryhero9599]

"I saw the whole world, i saw empires rise and fall then i fell with them."

[@Snake_anomaly]

“THE VIBES ARE IN THE TRENCHES” -Charlie slimecicle (hsh stream)

[@Thev-gu4kn]

Slime:" wow that was awesome, thanks God!" Shlatt: *"Y o u f u c k e d u p"*

[@totgaming1943]

A P P L E

[@dmwanderer9454]

Entire bible in a nutshell

[@ilackoriginality9152]

F O L L O W

[@memorious3378]

S O R R Y

[@Viltrox-tf2jg]

God: Can you Build a Church? Dinosaurs: We Can´t Build a Church God: 4:02

[@макс-ф2ж3и]

2012: Herobrine 2017: null 2019: jschlatt

[@Danbero]

sorry about null

[@vripa1599]

The fact that I remember all of this-

[@SuperCoolrandomguy]

What the fuck is null

[@tmnottrademark4463]

@@SuperCoolrandomguy I'd tell you but it wouldn't be worth it

[@markwilkinson7594]

2017: Entity 303 & Null*

[@isaochy4197]

It would be hilarious if they did this again with proximity chat. They don’t think schlatt is there and then suddenly they hear him munching behind them.

[@theiromia2389]

we need it

[@demi_dragon579]

That would lead to someone actually crying

[@mantacid1221]

*iPhone alarm plays from behind you*

[@youlostthegame]

@@mantacid1221 oh *god*

[@leek.3671]

Omg yes 😂

[@EccentricDozenaire]

Every collab is somebody's first exposure to a new creator. That said, I can't imagine what it's like to have this be your first schlatt sighting.

[@RyoIsamuGaming]

Terrifying.

[@StarryNight679]

I don't need to imagine lol And now I have a fear of god.

[@logeyperogi1805]

Fucking nightmare inducing

[@ortian_minecraft5793]

"schlatt"*

[@chrishall8765]

This was actually my first KZbin video and i was so unbelievably confused and frightened.

[@rooksilver]

The three mortals pathetically singing “dont u worry about a thing” in their lil dirt hut while a hurricane raged outside kind of made me die

[@carmiesinagra8968]

Angelica Schuyler isn’t that what we all do every day

[@noodlechan191]

Lmao what's up Angelica

[@alejoqc9540]

Wtf you got 666 likes

[@astroboi6831]

Well don't show this to Alexander he'll freak out XD

[@yuukitomoyuki9668]

I give you, your 1000th like your welcome

[@westerlieswinds168]

"I saw empires rise and fall, and I fell with them." is such a raw fucking quote that I legitimately cannot believe that it came from a minecraft gameplay video.

[@goldmagikarp9579]

Not even that, it’s a fucking Minecraft shitposting video

[@cheesehouse2522]

yeah jesus

[@tales_zero_miles]

Plz someone stamp the time

[@thundrr1929]

@@tales_zero_miles Here: 6:43 Have fun.

[@tales_zero_miles]

@@thundrr1929 oh thank you,

[@3lastnames240]

“i saw empires rise and fall, and i fell with them” is such a metal line i can’t believe it came from a minecraft video

[@richardfayard1661]

Holy fuck, you're right

[@asbestosfish_]

threelastnames This is the same energy as “I will face god and walk backwards into hell”

[@GrooveySmoothey]

Time on the video?

[@GrooveySmoothey]

@@asbestosfish_ the time?

[@3lastnames240]

Groovey 6:44

[@mitch_meap7761]

Watching this right after slime's 100 days in a zombie apocalypse enjoying a delicious, crisp, *A P P L E* ...

[@itsyapeepkiri]

Yo, you still good? Did that apple mess with you???

[@jessicamellady7959]

EAT

[@jessicamellady7959]

APPLE

[@Techno-The-Blade]

😂👏👏👏

[@Yippee-sk1fm]

@@jessicamellady7959 haha old account

[@krisdeluxe4417]

Imagine eating an apple your friend gave you and the second you finish it you hear god himself say *“you fucked up.”* like holy shit

[@locustthelorde8225]

You ate an apple from the Garden of Eden. *Now perish*

[@PolarPsyche]

isnt that like- the entire story of Eve eating the fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil?

[@logeyperogi1805]

@McSenkos I think they knew that, they were just asking if it was a reference to the Garden of Eden

[@DarkShadow-ne3bu]

You summed up Adam and Eve's tale

[@KitKatNisa]

This was legitimately my first time seeing Jschlatt in anything when I first watched it. I have been frightened ever since, and it it's still the most frightening Jschlatt experience I've had, including those involving the Pope.

[@biggoofy]

Jsclatt is a mysterious entity with unexplained power

[@dumbpossum8461]

A p p l e

[@Meri637]

this was the first time i saw the almighty schlatt too-

[@drago20v51]

The dream smp has had alot of evil schlatt

[@underratedshow3988]

Same.

[@shadow_da_derg]

Never seen a most terrifying thing like jschlat rising out of a volcano while unholy music plays in the background

[@jupitersubmarine]

The Music is called "back to slime" pretty much most of them are from terraria calamity mod

[@elizabetheve940]

@@jupitersubmarine isnt it stained, brutal calamity by DM Dokuro? Calamity mod music, yes

[@Extra_Artsy]

Erik Peanutbutter the one they're talking about isn't from calamity mod but yea

[@nicholaswade211]

Przemysław Nowakowski Actually it’s just a Gregorian chant

[@Aracelerii]

this is the actual chanting kzbin.info/www/bejne/jV7Lo3WedpmLoa8

[@TheAdvertisement]

Who would've thought that Schlatt would return to play his role as God once again, to throw natural disasters and the zombie apocalypse at Charlie, torturing him and making him survive a hundred days. All because of this. All because Charlie dared to challenge him. All because of *_APPLE._*

[@twiningsirishbreakfasttea3826]

I’m so fucking glad that THIS was my first Slimecicle video

[@-MediocreName-]

Me too buddy me too

[@emotionalsupportfurry8284]

same, m8!

[@faelanoconnell3793]

mood

[@yoyogamingxd8208]

Same

[@johnmacias3225]

@Aidan Schirra At least it wasn't about APPLES

[@briiooo5033]

the “free falling” thing as he was falling with everyone yelling in the background is the most chaotic thing I have ever witnessed

[@zapshark9031]

(Horrific Kazoo Intensifies)

[@beefstroganoff1774]

Omg I laughed so hard, it's prolly the best part of the video 😂😂 although any part when they are all screaming could be the best, too

[@GDO9099]

Commander Smith The intro is the best but that part is a close second.

[@disc_priest]

that iphone alarm really is the most terrifying sound in the universe

[@jae7798]

shouldnt you bop to it since SOPHIE sampled that shit

[@bungersinyourarea]

I've done it, I downloaded the alarm and reverbed it myself to use as an alarm

[@alsohedge6537]

Alex Bell what’s the name of it

[@ComplexGrounds]

AlsoHedgie I checked all the default sounds and it isn’t there, must be in the store then.

[@ingridinthecoolzone5]

I cry everytime I hear it.

[@thenewsatinbobcat5575]

The dark Slimecicle lore: In the beginning there was only Jschlat but bored he decided to create life in the form of his three disciples slime, condi, and grizzly. Jschlat bored decided to bestow to them freedom with the ability to continuously respawn/reincarnated. Bestowing upon them his apple, the was cursed to only those he deemed worth could take his place, but all those who took a bite died. Scarring the three to near insanity he lead assaults of storms and quakes to improve them against their will. Upon the throat of the scorned world Jschlat was defeated by a chant designed by slime last second to give immortal beings like Jschlat headaches. Jschlat fell to his seemingly death but he beconed one last chant to curse slime, grizzly, and condi that forever they would reincarnate in all his universal realities to go through countless trials to someday be able to partake in his Apple and stand along side him as gods. Jschlat created a new reality where a viral outbreak would consume the worlds population. Reincarnating slime, condi, and grizzly he watched from his shack to see their progress come to pass where he presented to slime the Apple again. But slimes past memories returned for a single moment, preventing him from partaking in the Apple. Slime burned down Jschlat's shack, and Jschlat gave chase... Until slime revealed his huge sword and it scared Jschlat away. Now no one knows where or when he will return nor what his next reality will be, but that he will bare fruit to those who are worthy.

[@PancakeFlowers]

Woah

[@parlorespanso4124]

Woah

[@eddiethomas2etmaelstrom562]

I guess this is chapter 1 of the story and the hardest difficulty minecraft video is chapter 2 and jschlatt decided to create bizly

[@0nullnil]

@@eddiethomas2etmaelstrom562 Maybe.

[@mcdonaldschronicles1591]

You spelled his name wrong the whole time

[@TheGrayMysterious]

Some men believe God has abandoned them. These men *wish* God would abandon them.

[@TimKif-tf7xm]

High tier comment

[@TimKif-tf7xm]

Shit you win

[@pissapocalypse]

@Ajani Chiles I got you to 69 likes. Now this comment is perfect no need to thank me

[@potsy5263]

Oofyeet

[@coldcoralsalad]

*a p p l e*

[@cthulhuftagn4645]

“You Could Make A Religion Out Of This”

[@kektagonb3469]

Cthulhu Ftagn wait dont

[@windowsxp7823]

this is exacly the bill wurtz reference i was expecting

[@OttoGraff-fu8pj]

Asa Palmer don’t wait, do

[@platogkrone7161]

@@kektagonb3469 *No don't.

[@metalgearzwei]

no don’t

[@logeyperogi1805]

The burning cross gave me such a sinking feeling in my stomach, it was the moment where I realized Jschlatt had no mercy for them, it was gonna be nothing but torment He originally said “That’s for not going to church” but when you see the burning cross, you realize that Jschlatt was gonna make them suffer regardless

[@themimicchannel6166]

Charlie, the brave: protagonist. Condi, the peaceful: second wheel. Grizzly, the sarcastic: third wheel. Jschlatt, demon of the storm: antagonist.

[@pinkgutz6983]

grizzly the sweet.

[@Colossal-Red]

the mimic channel apple: the “bad” apple.

[@-rin2836]

pink gutz frfr

[@qatno.]

666 likes yay

[@Colossal-Red]

Apple, the apple: death Carrot, the 🥕: minor death Button, the presse: major death or life

[@obamaobama1056]

Can’t believe I was scared of Herobrine when Schlatt was out there

[@strengthcoachsc8669]

True lol

[@MrTyrone77]

He is the new creepypasta

[@lexo6987]

B u t o n

[@ShonaDudley]

*s o r r y*

[@nou2434]

Obama Obama A P P L E

[@cerine_cosplay]

1.This gave off supernatural vibes. 2. This was the most hardcore roleplay I've ever watched.

[@emmyhartwich8737]

Roleplay? This is historical footage!

[@Idontknowwhattowrite150]

This went from " Minecraft but Jschlatt is scary and also omnipotent " to " the minecraft apocalypse " to " We fought a demon " in such a short amount of time that it's hard to process that this was originally supposed to be " Minecraft with natural disasters every 5 minutes "

[@totallynotlilly]

Title: minecraft but every 5 minutes theres a natural disaster Video: *three young warriors have to face god himself in order to stop his chaotic actions*

[@gazyshadow7293]

XD yet they all fail

[@asovietdoggo2377]

《L i l l y》 that is not a god he is a demon

[@lilydreemur7718]

But they fail. Really dissapoitinly. y e s

[@goop9853]

You pfp though... jack stauber

[@sinnoy7297]

More like Satan tbh

[@Riika_01]

5:05 This is so ironic because Poppy's symbolize death and eternal sleep.

[@missmichelle1290]

Then I need several poppies

[@calamaribowl8683]

They what

[@lawling466]

Exactly

[@kingpurple999]

still kinda cute tho

[@toddleatherman3431]

Grizzly knew all along

[@Briesuke]

That’s a truly terrifying moment though: Humanity, thinking that it’s killed the God they once feared by stripping it of its power, watching as it rises from the lava untouched and no signs of damage.

[@lazykinq489]

I shivered.

[@danmeyer1678]

I now know what the romans felt when they found out Jesus rose from the dead; it is terror, true unholy terror.

[@steviegilliam5685]

That would make a good scary ending to a movie

[@fetch7312]

okay lobsterperson249

[@goldensans5893]

@@rithiedalip6140 *A P P L E*

[@willsith9762]

*The Slimecicle Cinematic Universe* "You remember the first? With the disasters. Hehe, what am I saying, of course you don't. But I remember well. "Condi... Grizzly... Selfish, brainless sheep that followed my every whim. But you... You were different. You resisted. Even when you partook of the fruit, you resisted. You denied the will of the divine. That's special, Slime. Very special. "I don't hate you, Slime. In fact, I might even call you friend. Though I doubt you'd say the same. But I won't hesitate to do what's necessary to make you submit. The divine cannot have equals among mortals. You will learn."

[@csiasofficial1409]

3:20 Imagine God destroys Earth during the rapture. Human dies and meets him “Hey. What happened” God: *Sorry*

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

"I tried to tell you guys to be nice to each other and not screw up the environment but it turns out I was on mute the whole time!"

[@beanboy9029]

@հokцƽ ρokus ?

[@S0LAR.._W1ND]

So I read the top text as soon as that was playing and then I Saw the sorry as soon as he said sorry

[@livyaeh]

"𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖑𝖊" - God, 2019

[@saltbjorn]

e a t

[@NB-pv2hg]

A P P L E

[@monsterplayer2217]

"ғ u ċ ҡ" -Also god, 2019

[@nickszx4232]

"𝖇 𝖚 𝖙 𝖙 𝖔 𝖓 -Also God, 2019

[@Free_Krazy]

OMFG im the 777th like.......................

[@jasonringhofer7961]

Jschlatt the entire video: He’s just standing there. *Menacingly*

[@therat3549]

*HOHO*

[@BackwoodBlog]

Good greif

[@apokrypha]

That’s a markiplier reference actually .-.

[@jasonringhofer7961]

Daniel Parker What is?

[@apokrypha]

Alright then nvm, that’s one big coincidence lol

[@neobugg9150]

New lore has been added to the Slimecicle cinematic universe so I must return to its roots

[@mageplayz4908]

Schlatt: that’s for not going to church Slimecicle: we’re going to build a church Schlatt: *proceeds to destroy everywhere they could possibly build and all of their builds

[@Ham-Prince]

Basically Old Testament God

[@floral8826]

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said; "Apple" EDIT: woah, I didn't expect this to go up, thanks for the likes guys!

[@SleppyLeBo]

And yup that's the book of Genesis for ya

[@mr.lookalike8666]

But god said “server closed”

[@morgankasper5227]

* " *A P P L E* "

[@a_dark_blue_icewing4257]

xd

[@DeskFan]

*"YOU FUCKED UP"*

[@yakkocmn]

i did not expect the sheer level of emotion and storytelling you managed to pack into a minecraft gameplay video

[@imbored7054]

*Yakko Warner*

[@indiepixels2261]

that video made me feel more emotions than any other movie. the iPhone alarm will never sound the same again

[@EverSnaxolotl]

I was not expecting to find yakko here. I always thought you're just one of Matt's personalities.

[@jexiagalleta4712]

and I was the 666th like. pretty appropriate lol

[@guidomista3570]

nice upload schedule (sorry if that's too mean, I like your vids and wish they were more frequent)

[@reggiepeterson8396]

The start of the slimecicle cinematic universe.. just as terrifying as I thought it would be

[@nic5987]

I like how at the beginning it was just “that’s for not going to church you pricks” and by the end he was an unforgiving god that destroyed everything in his patj

[@jinxx9605]

It’s fucking official I’m building a church for schlatt

[@Sapphiros]

I mean, have you ever read Revelations?

[@jazzmusicstops374]

Please edit your comment if you did not have a stroke at the very end of it

[@greenbozoa5797]

The evil God The unforgiving jschlatt *Jschlatt the hateful*

[@mrpurpz1406]

@@greenbozoa5797 *Jschlatt.* *God of destruction and hatred.*

[@clumpofdirt1193]

Forgot the name of this video so I looked up "minecraft but God hates us" and it worked

[@tehflame350]

Oh hey your right

[@necrow9000]

i just searched slimecicle minecraft and it was one of the first results

[@addie-catplayz8288]

I searched up “ jschlatt volcano “ I don’t even-

[@really1583]

Wow your actually right

[@brassowl7780]

I saw this and immediately tried it, I was pleasantly surprised

[@redacted8567]

This was my introduction to Jschlatt, and let me tell you, what an introduction it was. I feared his power from the very beginning.

[@leighannapanites6815]

Same

[@lucyla9947]

You really should fear Schlatt he can be scary as all hell when he wants to be

[@namedless]

$÷!= &>?

[@aecrago]

I personally prefer the introduction I got with Wilbur’s every five minutes the water rises

[@AnEldritchBeing]

"from the very beginning" . . . do you still fear him tho..............? Jkjk you should always fear him! but my first introduction to him was- actually I think it was from either wilburs challenge things or a compilation.... either way I heard alot of screaming and alot of funny mic so it haunts my nightmares :) 100000/10 experience

[@B14cken]

I just came back and rewatched this vid and i got to 20:12 and Charlie just whispers "The world is on fire, you know it's him" and im like 'excuse me that is actually lowkey terrifying'. I only ever see people quoting the falling with them or the poppy part and i feel like this one should be used more

[@xx_flooziebeastkiller_xxia3743]

When the world ends, the last thing we will all see is. “Server closed”, then god from the Heavens just says “Sorry.”

[@itsbrysn1800]

You hear jschlatt's voice come down from the heavens and say *sorry*

[@friendlyreminder3280]

Then *gameode has changed into creative*

[@seaguardian1122]

Me: dies The world load bars shows up

[@floralfading]

Blue stone spectator*

[@heart-ssbu]

Button

[@skipthetutorial]

I don't remember this from bible study

[@copyrightstriker3319]

*G O*

[@Sol_Nivis]

I do

[@marinelaoana5437]

Its from the 1 hour special

[@pingpongun8519]

That's because this is what the goverment hides from us! The Truth!

[@mariagrader10]

It's in the dlc

[@collinmcdowell9328]

Jschlatt slowly went from “hey you want this Apple?” To *”BUTTON”*

[@blakecooper7521]

Then back to ApPlE

[@collinmcdowell9328]

transdimensia *EAT MY APPLE*

[@rukytsunamy3700]

CarRoT

[@hexonictheverymediocre]

*B U T T O N*

[@polarrrized]

lol when slime said if theres a button or a apple do not eat it do not press it lol

[@Gabetheman-qj7ny]

There is somewhat of a recurring story here whenever Jschlatt is in a video (or whatever tf happens in "I beat the hardest minecraft difficulty we made"). Slimesicle refuses an offer from Schlatt (deity or other powerful figure) and then Slime dies, the reincarnates into a somewhat similar body, and thrown into a new situation each time.

[@arcattocat7328]

When you wanted to go to heaven But God said: *”You f**ked up”*

[@bastardalbum]

or *_a p p l e_*

[@3kool5skool71]

*"sorry"*

[@suit-1443]

It was at that moment imma head out fucked up

[@jeremylinfanboy8908]

I’mma head out you made a funny joke but you should have written What if you wanted to go to heaven But God said “You fucked up”

[@SStarry_Days]

But it was me..... *DIO*

[@emmyhartwich8737]

Imagine at the end of 2020 we just see "server closed" and just hear a voice from above say: " *sorry...* "

[@user-gy9dp8tq7v]

No...2HY

[@auroramoon_draws16]

👀✨

[@margiepalmer82]

All i can imagine is the Dream smp

[@safiwren7812]

but where is above?!?!?!?

[@kaylee4140]

LMAK

[@victoriasilver9480]

"I saw empires rise and fall.. and I fell with them." That’s straight poetry considering the nonsense surrounding them

[@Hangman-yq5uh]

@@vernspo6482 shit, now I wanna see a movie based on an Immortal, that's seen Adam and Eve eat the Apple, and Jesus being born, Seen Moses build the Ark and lead the animals onto it. But it's the Immortal telling the story in a shady bar, and this is the opening line and the ending line. *"I've seen empires rise, and fall... and I've fallen with them."*

[@servantofnugget6965]

@@Hangman-yq5uh I'm replaying just so I can remember this comment

[@nothankyou4269]

@@Hangman-yq5uh that's beautiful

[@ModernTyrannosaurus]

@@Hangman-yq5uh technically it was Noah who built the Ark, Moses lead the slaves out of Egypt.

[@Hangman-yq5uh]

@@ModernTyrannosaurus Ah! Thank you, I knew something was mixed up.

[@arkansawsbell9844]

This is certainly an interesting interpretation of the Old Testament

[@TheChristian_Poet9203]

Underrated comment 😂

[@nikkoa.3639]

At the start Schlatt was pretty vocal, being able to speak sentences but throughout the duration of the video he has devolved into speaking 1-word phrases. This all began as Charlie ate the forbidden fruit, as Schlatt's wrath wasn't the only thing they faced because of it, but also the inability to understand God's Language. It's not that Schlatt couldn't speak more words, it's that the boys couldn't understand most of it. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

[@sobblesnoggin]

how do you know? d-do you speak schlatt? i fear the implications of this comment

[@demi_dragon579]

A P P L E

[@R0tt3nT33th]

@@demi_dragon579 E A T A P P L E

[@dontmindme5239]

im here for the in depth analysis of the biblical parallels in a minecraft mod video

[@daft_mervy]

you might even say...a ted nivision talk? ayyyyyy

[@aloserlmao5292]

Don't you love it when you realize that when Charlie ate the apples, he never gained a negative outcome. meanwhile the others died. Charlie was the only one who was able to defeat shlatt. so some godly shit is going on

[@louissemarguerettenavales1253]

Remember what he said? "I saw empires rise and fall, and I fell with them" Charlie could've been a God once but Jschlatt overthrew him, which made him half human, void of any curse given by the Gods He took his throne back but could no longer resurrect his friends because they were killed by a God... Once you gain something, you will always loose something...

[@louissemarguerettenavales1253]

lol I have such a stupid theory, it's not even canon

[@phoenixj5785]

@@louissemarguerettenavales1253 no, no, it's an amazing theory

[@louissemarguerettenavales1253]

@@phoenixj5785 **insert suprised pikachu face**

[@emin166]

@@louissemarguerettenavales1253 This is bigger than dream smp lore !!!

[@Cessna-er4je]

*"E A T , T H E A P P L E" (Deep Breath) "E A T M Y A P P L E" (Unholy World Breaking Noises)*

[@leighannapanites6815]

That was terrifying

[@diablo00e2]

Where did he get his mic, I need it

[@5upernoob]

@@diablo00e2 From the dollor store in the deep back of the store the code is EAT THE APPLE say that and they take u there i gotta delete this commet soon Replay fast

[@scostudio9714]

18:20 where it happened

[@moka-key]

@@diablo00e2 Actual response he said it's just an old xbox mic on reddit

[@TheLaren533]

2 years ago... - Slimecicle with friends play natural disasters mod ft. Jschlatt - Slimecicle ate the golden apple Jschlatt: You f**ked up Present day -Tommyinnit with 100 players play natural disasters ft. Jschlatt -Tommyinnit ate the golden apple directly Jschlatt: You f**ked up Tommy?!! Hayy, they always like this

[@roryoliver5148]

the cut from “and that dog will never be in danger again” to “it is a tornado” was immaculate, thanks editor

[@linance3728]

Thank you Grizzly

[@AlexFarnum1]

Time stamp?

[@eliza1498]

my personal favourite is 16:18, cutting from them jeering at god to immediately regretting being born

[@sophiasshook416]

the editing is slick

[@ianabuaf9187]

Do you think God has been trying all this time to communicate with us but doesn't realise he's muted?

[@rudd8146]

Ian Abuaf God tier comment

[@jaelanwilliby]

rudd pun intended

[@rudd8146]

Jaelan Williby ahhhh

[@asteria44]

Ian Abuaf he probably muted us😭

[@dreamwarpmmcc8073]

This comment scares me

[@jackbartlett4402]

“I’m going on a hunger strike against God” is such a powerful statement

[@iike9498]

Yeuh

[@realgray227]

Not special africa has been doing it longer

[@scremmy_draws]

Therealgray11 👁👄👁

[@Dgero]

Jesus did it first but against the bad guy

[@ericeric2973]

It really is

[@waldornprime5567]

i love how, not even 2 minutes into the video, Jschlatt turned the game into a biblical retelling of Adam and Eve

[@Squish_Squash]

I'm not gonna lie, "now whenever you look outside and see death.. coming.. towards you at a high speed, you can look down at that flower and think of me, and I'll already be dead" is a pretty hardcore line

[@puppergump4117]

Such is the life of a meat shield

[@iwalkintowallsonadailybasi2970]

Why can I see technoblade saying that

[@IDK-pl4pl]

@@iwalkintowallsonadailybasi2970 NOOOOO! Not technoblade 😭

[@lapislazuli6596]

yea, another epic line is "I sa it all, I saw knowledge, I saw power, I saw empires rise and fall...and I fell with them."

[@PixelPringle24x]

Nah it’s pretty survival if you ask me

[@runtbuskit9203]

This went from an innocent game, to a roleplay real quick

[@dreamdxll2677]

you mean a history essay

[@sugoistalin7809]

Is it really roleplay if they're just reenacting history?

[@oki_pogi9376]

Sugoi Stalin no MAKING history

[@overlord3680]

Is this what matpat was talking about when he said jschlatt is a karmic force of nature that punishes people?

[@anotherwilliam9199]

Yes

[@meatmaster069]

Yes

[@pipedream2556]

When did he say that?!

[@anotherwilliam9199]

@@pipedream2556 in the dream SMP Theory video

[@ethanives]

Yeah

[@sapphiredragon5236]

And so begins my descent into the lore-filled hell that is the Slimecicle Cinematic Universe *chuckles* I’m in danger

[@Mewz123]

How is Jschlatt simultaneously the funniest and most terrifying person in existence?

[@austinjenkins5912]

*MAGIC*

[@the1grianfan946]

It's something that mortals like you cannot understand...

[@theletterh8176]

*a p p l e*

[@timothyventura2231]

“You realize you’re still muted right?” ..... ... “FuuuCK”

[@Hunter-ze3my]

@@timothyventura2231 *"I WANT YOU TO EAT MY APPLE!!!"*

[@thebluesuit8239]

“In a final act of defiance to save his friends, Slimecicle invokes the true power of Barack Obama to banish the demon god jslatt from this world.”-Circa 1482, colorized

[@enderdragoness546]

*This man knows Obama full name*

[@hodd.]

Jslatt

[@monkymonky3428]

The BlueSuit this man knows what Obama’s name is impossible

[@MrSirStupid]

obama care

[@DoctorAlright]

Barack Obama Obama

[@nagitoaussiemandias]

I love how since his mic was accidentally muted for so long, Schlatt went straight from shadowy observer to screaming elder god and his anger towards his mic being muted makes the transition between the two so perfect

[@martelbaggins9113]

This comment made my day

[@dennisclavel8983]

That Name made my day

[@ramssescardenascontreras230]

What do they use for their effects anyways?

[@ramzijaroudi1228]

@@ramssescardenascontreras230 voicemod I believe

[@BarneyFromBlackMesa]

The fade from the chant coming from Shlatt's mic to it becoming clear gives me chills for some reason. 20:30 if you don't know what I'm talking about.

[@joshuawing4766]

The fuck are you doing, you need to be leading the resistance!?

[@BarneyFromBlackMesa]

​@@joshuawing4766 Hey, leading a resistance against the Combine is incredibly difficult. I deserve a break from the chaos with some good ol' Slimecicle.

[@ifeellikespider9739]

What if, you wanted a dog But god said ‘ *B U T T O N* ‘

[@ultradriplorddk7800]

what if you. wanted to go to heaven. ☝ but god said. *a p p l e*

[@cllncl]

@@ultradriplorddk7800 what if you wanted to go to heaven but god said *c a r r o t*

[@ultradriplorddk7800]

@@cllncl what if you. wanted to go to my meme heaven. ☝ but i said. *Z 🅰 W A R U D 🅾 🅾 🅾 🅾 🅾 🅾 🅾 🅾*

[@JoeDBro]

E 🅰️ T T H E 🅰️ P P L E.👿😈🍎

[@tychoplaysiogames7141]

@@JoeDBro ok. What can there go wrong?

[@mikehawk9773]

Schlatt is the CLOSEST thing KZbin has to an Old Testament God

[@liamsharp6136]

Hey a recent comment not about the Carson situation

[@crunchcereal7903]

somewhere in the video there is probably a biblically correct angel

[@askgoverntale2298]

What about Shadman?

[@DarkRayquaza121]

@@askgoverntale2298 The Devil

[@guitarrcat6582]

@@DarkRayquaza121 no.... Even the devil fears Shadman...

[@magdahoskins2604]

4:54 poppies often symbolize death. how fitting.

[@justin2308]

Exactly what I said in my comment. Glad to see that our minds think alike.

[@Blob69]

Great minds think alike

[@girf4233]

@@Blob69 so do pretentious fucks.

[@OfficialSharmat]

@@girf4233 Dickhead

[@-rin2836]

Girf 👁👄👁

[@TheHakitser]

Imagine if he had to survive 100 days of this. That would be cool.

[@Gamer86411]

It really would lets hope they create that

[@theopenrift]

Dude Schlatt had some serious Herobrine energy.

[@gabbydangelo1771]

I hate that you're right

[@morningggmitch]

Schlattbrine

[@deadflag7030]

Herobrine fears Jschlatt

[@ProgramViBee]

Herobrine still lingers. And he almost took the mind of Jshlatt

[@lancearmada]

The Open Rift BRINE

[@CanadianDan854]

If Jschlatt combined his capitalistic and godly abilities together, couldn’t he make money grow on trees and just automatically become the richest man in the world?

[@atticuscampos9362]

That would be bad for business

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

Daniel Sambar | Nah, it'd obliterate the economy and make whichever currency he chose to grow next to useless.

[@perhaps5095]

You don't need to be rich if you have divine power buddy

[@TheRealDismantler]

*I HAVE INFINITE MONEY*

[@charliechar2717]

nobody would use leaves as a currency even if they mysteriously have famous peoples faces on them

[@vadifadoms]

I love how this went from funny minecraft lets play to horrifying psychological torture in less than ten minutes.

[@cjonesjr]

Sums up every Slimecicle minecraft video

[@Tenebris613]

Now you know how those women who died in 99 felt

[@MANTUEFLIE2]

They brought out klansmen halfway through the video. A perfect balance

[@Natehanb]

@@cjonesjrpretty much

[@Feral-Orange]

Slime: * floating in a tornado * It’s kind of peaceful up here.. *Not Even A Second Later..* **NOW I’M FREEEEEEEE** Slime: Uh oh-

[@cork5379]

I love how schlatt quickly went from their god to a satanic demon trying to kill them 😂

[@Hollow_Vessel0]

Its sounds like a god to me tbh

[@CrazyDutchguys]

sounds like the First testament God to me

[@_godsayshi]

"I saw the whole world. I saw everything. I saw knowledge, I saw power, I saw empires rise and fall... and then I fell with them..." How in the world does a man have this much intellect on such short notice

[@br1ghtf4ll80]

Do you have a timestamp for that part, I keep trying to find it again.

[@everyonesfavorite7560]

The idea of God genuinely telling you “you fucked up” is kinda terrifying

[@arealgamer342]

Me: *finds the love of my life, goes home over the moon with excitement* Voice from some unknown realm: "You fucked up" Me: *I beg your pardon?*

[@soontherewillbesnow]

@@arealgamer342 then beg.

[@theiromia2389]

imagine hearing that after booking a vacation overseas for two weeks from your current time on may 25th 2020

[@Linnytic]

The fact this comment has 666 likes makes it more terrifying-

[@bandito625]

666 likes, I cannot ruin it

[@flippflopp1209]

schlatt is the storm that is aproaching, provoking, black clouds in isolation, schlatt is re claimer of his name, born in flames, schlatt has been blessed, schlatts family crest is a demon of death! forsaken schlatt is awakened, a pheonex ash in the divine, obsession pulling schlatt, fading shlatt comes to take whats his!

[@FJSpecter]

Broke: Adam and Eve Woke: Alex and Steve

[@Angel-bz5jm]

there are 3 facts in life: 1) this is an action comedy 2) its an unironically good one at that 3) and you can never convince me otherwise

[@chronee5390]

Notice that no one’s arguing against you for all you speak is the truth

[@dreww304]

this is a horror movie

[@Angel-bz5jm]

@@dreww304 ok maybe someone can convince me otherwise

[@jayden9677]

It’s a romance incest

[@jeremysorejian]

BUTTON

[@evieaspie7180]

Hearing them all cry in fear as their inevitable death slowly floated down towards them with angelic music and a volcano in the background was a strangely haunting experience for a minecraft video

[@Major_Ursa]

Not just a Minecraft video, a shitpost Minecraft video

[@logeyperogi1805]

That was true fear right there

[@screechingnewt7469]

@Null I'm also trying to figure that out. I definitely recognize it and I feel like it might've been sung in mass when I was a kid? But honestly it could easily just be from a soundtrack and I just recognize it in general

[@screechingnewt7469]

@Null btw, another comment said they think it's "sanctus dominus deus sabaoth" ... they couldn't find the same version and I can't either, but it's something!

[@mygoldfishranaway1415]

@Null stained brutal calamity. All music used was calamity mod music

[@ladlevi]

Charlie gotta be the first guy to try sacrificing GOD in a volcano

[@teaspoon9687]

This turned into the weirdest anime I've ever seen real quick.

[@aerodynamo4874]

this is honestly a great anime

[@skimpskomp]

i hate this comment.

[@andrewcotter2036]

@@skimpskomp r/thanksihateit

[@insanejake2407]

Can't wait for season 2!

[@battleax6364]

In a world where God isn’t so merciful as you thought

[@robbiemorgante5444]

I’m just imagining jschlatt rising from the lava and everyone being confused and then in a sinister voice he just says “ ever heard of ladderman?”

[@100tired5]

Robbie Morgante that would be terrifying.

[@mnt_eevee]

o no

[@symonsais]

i can’t tell if you’re talking about real life or Minecraft but either way that would be horrifying

[@Imcold1218]

?

[@Sparkingcircuits_]

PotatoGamingYT Did you say *r e a l l i f e*

[@MrDrew33isme]

I love how jschlatt went from, “Here have an apple” To, “EAT. A P P L E”

[@gearshift48]

Yosumaru ok nyoomer

[@Zyra-Not-The-LOL-One]

Yosumaru not how you’re supposed to use that

[@mr.gspot753]

Yosumaru you’re a comedic genius

[@kblackemperordragon]

@@fartbasket92 ... You join 1 year ago and you calling him a zoomer wow ok loser

[@rifqi2733]

@@gearshift48 ok coomer

[@probablyI4657]

Top 10 beings I am terrified of and want to never encounter in my life: 1. Jschlatt 2. Jschlatt 3. Jschlatt 4. Jschlatt 5. Jschlatt

[@eliac]

“It’s kind of peaceful up here” God: *That’s illegal*

[@pyrossj]

611 likes but 2 comments wow what a first

[@christhatsitmate9634]

lmao he went in to grounds direction on purpose instead of the water

[@BK-xg3mw]

"I'M GOING ON A HUNGER STRIKE! AGAINST ＧＯＤ"

[@SuperMarioBoy1014]

"C a r r o t"

[@aquabluequartz9072]

"Oh! I mean, sure"

[@ultradriplorddk7800]

what if you. wanted to go to heaven. ☝ but god said. *a p p l e*

[@AnimadisticaOrKontinakaro]

JUST EAT THE APPLE SHINJI

[@jishmoans]

“IM GOING ON A HUNGER STRIKE...AGAINST GOD” “ *carrot* “ “Oh okay sure”

[@scouts.3958]

>religious fasting

[@maybeimkarma]

mood. also i like your profile picture and your name:)

[@gabe5109]

ah yes the climate change cult for the purpose of taxes benefitting the rich globalists and them making us eat bugs like the peasants we are

[@claire.8667]

carrots > God

[@Ari_A1357]

Cliqueeee

[@Kyler530er]

Every word schlatt says in this video strikes fear into my very soul

[@applecrisp1]

can I get schlatts pov for that volcano scene cause I have a feeling he was just monologing it up and no one could here him

[@HeroicLeo8125]

*hear

[@MorganDeacetis]

@@HeroicLeo8125 no one cares that they spelled hear wrong.

[@HeroicLeo8125]

@@MorganDeacetis ok

[@galacticadminsarah]

As if he wasn’t shouting APPLE ten thousand times XD

[@theiromia2389]

@@MorganDeacetis *h e a r*

[@flamingtorrent2109]

When schlatt says “come to the water” i fREAK OUT because i grew up Mormon with the “Living Scriptures” Book of Mormon animated, and I shit you not, in those cartoons, God sounded EXACTLY like that.

[@thatamericanloser2833]

He is god

[@Howzieky]

BRO I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT VIDEOS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

[@god2593]

@@thatamericanloser2833 Excuse me?

[@thatamericanloser2833]

@@god2593 You have been exposed, schlatt

[@0nullnil]

OH NOOOO

[@cupidcalling5599]

jschlatt: *appears* all three of them, simultaneously: you could make a religion out of this

[@ParadoxiumReal]

bill wurtz fan?

[@heknowswherefranceis4838]

*5 minutes later* No don't.

[@xtrabutbetter]

No don't

[@raidedsalt7110]

nodont

[@anderkid1090]

cupidcalling no don’t

[@mainedemarco7919]

I love how stained brutal calamity fits way too well

[@silverpheonix8989]

God, I have watched this at least 10 times and each time it just gets more intense. Like it goes from "Oh haha funny, we gave the power of God to someone and let them spawn disasters and stuff" to by the end being closer to "BEGONE, FOUL DEMON OF THE ABYSS, WE BANISH THY TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL FROM WHICH YOU WILL NEVER RETURN" and I love it more with each viewing.

[@Modsu]

This is just a POV of jschlatts cities skylines streams

[@Sparkingcircuits_]

Oh My God. THATS SO RIGHT

[@mufields]

IT BOTHERS ME HOW TRUE THAT IS LMAO

[@arkuai]

OH MY GOD

[@EllipticNGC]

Modsu use the trees to plant the trees

[@octo8116]

oh god youre right

[@jevandelamarter1045]

"APPLE" "No,we're not falling for that again!" "A P P L E" "NO!" "carrot" "o sure yeah great"

[@akosperlaky9338]

Jevan Delamarter I am ur 1000 like

[@connordarity]

c a r r o t

[@jevandelamarter1045]

WAIT WHAT IN TARNATION HAPPENED HERE HOW DID I GET SO MANY LIKES WHAT

[@cosmicchickencasino21833]

@@connordarity n o a p p l e

[@etrooper5086]

It all makes sense now.