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@IncrediblyBoringАй бұрын
You managed to find one strategy that gives me no fomo at all congratulations
@behdiiboo26 күн бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@sunni6647Ай бұрын
how to spot an insane person - he got 25000 chisels
@alilarhdiri966628 күн бұрын
45000*
@TeleologicalConsistency28 күн бұрын
Somewhere in the multiverse, there's a variant of this guy who's cornered the world market on toothpicks and is a trillionaire.
@Purplesun_25 күн бұрын
Divergent Slipperyjim
@hugglesthemerciless5 күн бұрын
the incremental game Paperclips is basically exactly that. Highly recommend playing it, it's a masterpiece
@Dianne21ftwАй бұрын
you have a veery unique way of playing the game and its quite entertaining
@rileystrom8530Ай бұрын
I have a feeling that this is not limited to the game, and I'm here for it
@TheMineAxel29 күн бұрын
bot player yea very nice
@ainzooalgown995229 күн бұрын
modern day Sisyphus
@banishedbr29 күн бұрын
@@TheMineAxel kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
@TheMineAxel29 күн бұрын
@@banishedbr tell me ppl will not doing this --' that will be a liar anyway, ruining the chisel market for 50 subscrible btw
@chuckles819Ай бұрын
Ah the margin between kirac beasts and the value of chisels being higher than the 8 chaos to buy from vendor refresh. Neat.
@TheMineAxel29 күн бұрын
they are not margin between kirac beast and value now 🤡 4 hours after the video the price grow up to 240:1 now it's like 270:1 hahha At 246:1 its not worth anymore :") ii hope he got lot of subscrible ! 🤡
@johnwaddles671825 күн бұрын
I didn’t do this on the scale he did but I was buy 20 stacks and selling 20 stacks double ur chaos instantly
@artemiygulyaev228029 күн бұрын
my favoruite genre of poe channels is a dude doing the most autistic niche thing with the game, love this
@MinisculeBugАй бұрын
This is almost RuneScape levels of degen farming
@Me_SeanАй бұрын
God, Jim is so strong and handsome. Look at those perfectly shaped chisels. Absolutely stunning.
@ScaryStoriesApprovedАй бұрын
I am 100% positive that because you stopped doing this strategy chisel prices are up from 0.7c to 1.3c
@Moorb0y52Ай бұрын
Great strat Jim, I will definitely do this for the next 3 days as it seems like a valuable use of my time 😁
@CruncherssАй бұрын
Lmfao right when i saw the chisel thumb nail i knew what you were doing 😂
@BonyaDKАй бұрын
I have like ~50 kirac missions from league start, when I'm running out of chisels I just do this 5 times and i'm all set for the day or more. no way people didn't figure this out.
@koko2274Ай бұрын
Imo there is a lot of brain processing going on big plans like farming and making a build stronger, that makes simple stuff like this not really thought of.
@gaborvoros230329 күн бұрын
people hate out map farming strat so they decide to not participate in them.
@randlemcmurphy800729 күн бұрын
the same thing, I had to double-check that Kirak’s is more profitable. It's good that I didn't know about the beast
@awildsylveon989620 күн бұрын
Jfc I've been buying stacks of 200 chisels from currency exchange like a moron
@kakaboo16 күн бұрын
its partly cos kirac missions are rare now if you didnt spec into them, i only get like 1 kirac mission every 30-50 maps
@YoungsterJoey151Ай бұрын
I’m a simple man. I see a Slipperyjim video, I click.
@YoungsterJoey151Ай бұрын
Love your videos Jim! Your off meta ideas are always fun to watch.
@UnknowGuy10029 күн бұрын
Kirac missions? He cant be buying fucking chisels. Ofc hes buying fucking chisels
@SynkyАй бұрын
Legitimately have been doing this and was frustrated because i could tell someone else was doing it LOL. I also buy the white and yellow maps as they are good for the league mechanic and sell in bulk.
@Korri1992Ай бұрын
THIS is my kind of gameplay, safe in my basement doing money, love it.
@boat378Ай бұрын
bro IS the chisel market
@banishedbr29 күн бұрын
Legendary Moonlight Sculptor and he needs more chisels.
@dyslexicape4249Ай бұрын
Thank you for releasing this now people that actually play the game dont have to spend a crazy amount of money for chisels like they have been for some reason
@byMariusz29 күн бұрын
Stop complaining
@dyslexicape424929 күн бұрын
@@byMariusz that’s not a complaint what lol he’s been manipulating the chisel market so that they will always be not expensive than they should be and releasing this video will likely bring them back to normal
@newfaith912Ай бұрын
Jesus jim ppl would pay 20-30c each red paradise. Best part about it you get thee exp and 100c from 5 ppl. Just saying that might optimize your strat and recover some sanity. Normally it fills very quick if u put 20c per portal. But shhh dont tell anyone else.
@Basuko_SmokerАй бұрын
;o
@EvilAugur27 күн бұрын
Better to have a daughter who is a prostitute than a son who launches paradise for a fee.
@kyounokazeАй бұрын
The modern sextant rerolling, cool idea
@FPSMARRECO29 күн бұрын
If you gonna do this strat, i would check the T16 maps kirak is selling with implicits, some of them can be valuable like: "Area is inhabited by 10 additional Rogue Exiles"(30c each) , "Area contains 5 additional Shrines" , "Area contains 3 additional Harbingers" etc. Can be profitable in bulk, but this strat is already painful enough.
@Sephiroso.27 күн бұрын
A lot of strats really only work due to speed aka speed mapping or in this case speed vendor refresh. Taking the time to read and look through everything just slows everything down which massively lowers income gains. Especially when talking about something super rng like map mods.
@ManzanahhАй бұрын
the margins were better the first couple of days, kobe mentioned this in his first build update video but this is the first time i seen someone actually doing this strat for the chisels
@musicsaa7203Ай бұрын
I did this exact strat in day 4-7 lol. The beast were around 5~10c each that time, not many people buy the beast that time. I once bought from a same people over 100 primal cystcaller for 7c each. The chisels market that time is also very lucraditive, selling mostly 160chisel to 1 div, and i remember there's one day the chisels dropped to 121 to 1 div, which is super crazy. Eventually the market went up to 180 chisels to 1 div, and i stopped doing it. Not to mention the ungodly amount of clicks you have to click, i don't want my fingers to go through that again.
@theevilmrfryАй бұрын
Ungodly clicks? You know you ctrl + right click to move everything from the AH to your inventory, and then inventory to currency tab right?
@musicsaa720329 күн бұрын
@@theevilmrfry i know the ctrl right click key to move everything, I'm mentioning here is buying chisels from kirac is where most clicks come from. You have to click like 10 clicks per mission/shop refresh, and with almost 1000+ missions you want to click them fast, so you'll probably be clicking more than 100 times per minute. Till now I still feel a bit numb on my fingers, and i definitely don't want to do that anymore
@hamburgerfatso29 күн бұрын
How about play the game, make money and also have fun at the same time lmao
@musicsaa720329 күн бұрын
@@hamburgerfatso i was having fun selling chisels 😂
@byMariusz29 күн бұрын
@@hamburgerfatso stop the backsiting
@rytisgluoksnys450529 күн бұрын
Dude that can't be the best way you can spend your time.
@rustygaming788112 күн бұрын
The fact he's chilling in a bathrobe tells you everything
@Slipperyjim812 күн бұрын
It's an Oodie actually, which is like a snuggie but less shit.
@rustygaming788112 күн бұрын
@@Slipperyjim8 I had no idea oodies look very cool
@marledanimefan7186Ай бұрын
I am 70% of the chisel market 😂😂😂😂
@RichHeart8926 күн бұрын
This probably isn't an accurate and direct quote but: "There was a point where all I had was 25000 chisels and I had destroyed the chisel market so there was no point in selling them so I effectively had nothing" made me laugh so hard
@jamiebaird933127 күн бұрын
I just watched the whole video, and cant decide if it was entertaining or if i feel stressed out lol
@DragonchildTVАй бұрын
Nice, i can finally send the debt collectors over ;)
@Slipperyjim8Ай бұрын
Surely you want me to invest this into harby scarabs.
@Basuko_SmokerАй бұрын
Doesnt matter where or when, at least 2 calculators on screens 😂
@screamer2222229 күн бұрын
Holy smokes, this is the most boring working strategy i've ever seen, i feel like i'll keep mapping, but thanks for the infos, was entertainin to watch
@docsko712629 күн бұрын
thx for the vid i had 100+ kirac missions i didnt know what to do with
@zunlise234129 күн бұрын
I've been doing that to buy sacred grove memories, costs half as much to do this nonsense with chisels than to buy for straight chaos.
@MrRaja20 күн бұрын
Instead of switching the currency to see buy and sell prices. You can just hover the ratio and hold Alt to see buy and sell orders.
@karmalegend564518 күн бұрын
That had to have been the most entertaining way I've seen someone use the market.
@GenerallyMorgan25 күн бұрын
Sir, you are an absolute gem of a human haha
@paulohenriquebarros117525 күн бұрын
"why Im telling you? Because its shit, I did this for 3 days straight, and I want to die so I hope they patch this out so I never do this again" best and most honest reason Ive ever heard
@Khaladas24 күн бұрын
I noticed the difference in price he sells chisels for right away, but didn't know you could generate missions like that. I never thought I would see a more boring strategy than compass rolling, but you have found it!
@CharlesPage-lb6dm25 күн бұрын
Do you have to do something special in order to get "Gain Atlas crafts"? I do not have that in my beastary. Thanks in advance for the answer. Also thanks for the tip on using Kirac to get cheisels and maps. I was struggling to find T13-16 maps to even get atlas points.
@rk-li9ks29 күн бұрын
This is how I sustained my chisel supply. I didn't buy the beasts though. I have a lot of natural Kirac missions accumulated.
@smacruАй бұрын
i click when i see the name, and stay for the rant. i enjoy my time here.
@kaydenvortex198429 күн бұрын
How to farm 5 apothecary cards without running a single map.. Ah yes
@draco-tv3gg12 күн бұрын
Ngl, i did the low effort version of refreshing Kirac and turning the chisels around for chaos so I could still play the game. The margins started to get a bit close a few days ago
@kitsune_UwU7 күн бұрын
I've been using this exact strat for like 4 weeks now just so I can keep getting chisels for myself xD
@thade706229 күн бұрын
This is the best PoE video ive ever sen , i saw that you could do this and thought nah my wrists cant take it , this guy makes a video begging to be released from the efficiency lol.
@guillermolozano283811 күн бұрын
he did this just so he get the chisel price down, so he can fuel his new crazy strategy 🤣
@DaftDriver28 күн бұрын
Still sane, exile?
@haidynestes988029 күн бұрын
I absolutely love your sense of humor, i followed bc if “… but because im a degenerate”
@WhitewingdevilАй бұрын
yeah, searching for strings of text in a 600MB text file is, uhh... gonna be a bit stressful on a consumer-grade PC
@jamlph972928 күн бұрын
How do you get this beast crafting recipe?
@terryodia197113 күн бұрын
This gives me "voidstone rolling" levels of ptsd
@mason.elmore28 күн бұрын
GCPMan meet ChiselMan
@xerpenta11 күн бұрын
Don't do it, it's how Niko ended up in the mines.
@KaposkeАй бұрын
And here i thought i was crazy while doing ultimatum and heist, keep doing it
@kkeithf29 күн бұрын
So glad you make videos brother always delighted to see you
@Vaeryn229 күн бұрын
Lool. You are a genius, man :) I did not know chisels refresh after mission. Anyway, a second after you clicked 1st 20 chisels on a vid, I did the following like some monkey :) I guess many will follow similar path. 1) listed and soon sold almost all of my chisels, 2) bought many cystcallers for 20 a piece 3) in that moment I actually calculated something finally :D... realized 20 is rather meh so 4) listed them and sold for 30 a piece, hehehe, it was quick, because market is hot already it seems.
@UsifShahin29 күн бұрын
You made me laugh, i was doing kirac vaal temples and hording chisels the same way
@jurgenmaier433528 күн бұрын
sooo you were the one buying my yellow beasts xD , and i thought farming yellow beast was degen xD
@GustavoSousas19 күн бұрын
I love the GTAV Lester vibes
@drewcdroppop875627 күн бұрын
I’ll definitely do this if I just need chisels, but holy 😂😂
@joelcuerrier483328 күн бұрын
Been doing this since the start of the league. But the further strat is to rush for the Ore... you always run out of Ore. Also, I buy the white and yellow maps since they're always worth more than red maps. City Square are 9-10c each. The yellow version, not the cheap t16. So yes, buy all maps for alcs and chances. Rush the Ore for your town and shipment. Buy the chisels sure. That's it, that's the more fleshed out strat. You just go in maps you know you'll find the Ore quickly.
@bfh777722 күн бұрын
I make 15 div an hour or perhaps even more just running ambush scarabs and 1 ambush of discretement in jungle valley. It is really nothing special or unordinary but theyve gotten cheaper and im able to turn my brain off too. It is fairly easy and good xp and sustains itself with a basic atlas that contains eater, strongboxes, scarabs. It has gotten to the point where i have to limit my filter to uber uber strict because so much spare currency drops. So for people that hate interaction and wants to turn off their brain and chill while mapping. I recommend this ^^ not to mention t17 maps drops alot, so it gives progression for people wanting to run these eventually.
@Slipperyjim822 күн бұрын
Sounds good, I'll have to try this, got an atlas and scarab combo?
@styck8821 күн бұрын
never change
@NehcoHarmegiddo25 күн бұрын
I really needed a video like this in my life. THanks jim we love u HAHAHAHAHHA
@faladra29 күн бұрын
someone get this man a wellness check
@shingule793229 күн бұрын
PSA Dont buy yellows from the place that shall not be named, you can bulk buy yellow beasts on just the trade site for a better ratio
@grimsworld18 күн бұрын
is insanity doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result? or doing the same thing for 3 days straight while talking in a room by yourself?
@Ominosentenzioso927 күн бұрын
get well soon
@lish6598Ай бұрын
I spend 4 atlas passives on kirak missions in my speedfarm strat and oversustained my chisels that way. I never thought about buying kirac missons with beasts xD
@2134Leks25 күн бұрын
Bro you turned into a chizzel also haha thanks for the amazing content as always. I will not be doing this lmao
@synos020227 күн бұрын
this guy is legendary
@Swift_LN23 күн бұрын
Still sane, Exile?
@jakubmucha662929 күн бұрын
Maaan, I almost peed in my pants from laughter while watching this video. You have very niche sense of humor but for me that's top G. Besides that I just like brainless currency making strategies, specially those intended for running the maps without running the maps :o You are king!
@Schmidteren26 күн бұрын
most engaging gameplay I've seen in POE. You won the game! :p Love your stupid ideas Jim. :D
@mrKyletrew126 күн бұрын
Maps with implicits that kirac sells like additional rouge exiles are like 70c, I’m sure there are others too.
@AugusXD29 күн бұрын
t3 burials in Incursion league on elehit never forgotten
@MrShnuks26 күн бұрын
what's the name of the price checker that he uses?
@notsaucemanofficial29 күн бұрын
It's time to buy all of the harby scarabs on the market
@AustringerAmr22 күн бұрын
The guy went Auction mode by minute 12
@michaelstrode536329 күн бұрын
Earned my sub. Hats off to you
@krayte512029 күн бұрын
oh dear god primal cystcallers have gone up to 20-25c since this dropped...
@poetry4218 күн бұрын
Jim, would you agree to donate your brain to science when you're gone?
@meadowbloom523029 күн бұрын
nobody tell him about the hammer vendor recipe to generate chisels. or maybe do, so we can see what minmaxed hammer farming would look like.
@zackpoppers2842Ай бұрын
I think this could be 100x more profitable if you 99% your atlas and just leave whatever map has the best div cards, then use scouting reports before using the kirac mission buy chisels and have a increased chance of good div cards in shop. I heard zizarn say the kirac shop rolls the div card in the shop off the mission you selected. Use the scouting report that garentees the maps you haven't completed. would love to see this tested. Im not trying to do atlas again lol
@jacuul6735Ай бұрын
GGG removed that right after streamers talked about it. Only worked the first day or two
@zackpoppers2842Ай бұрын
@@jacuul6735 damm
@luca818229 күн бұрын
This is how we've been getting our chisels in ssf this league. I'm blaming you if ggg breaks it
@kiragi17Ай бұрын
God damn it Jim, I liked the video.
@MNtoCaliАй бұрын
Chisel & go 🎉
@ofsoundmind28Ай бұрын
Jim is a chiseled GIGACHAD
@Spacialvekter20 күн бұрын
This video is a cry for help E: Yes, the key to making this sustainable is roping two other idiots into helping you
@Wufgang29 күн бұрын
i have like 100 missions through mapping... i should probably use those haha
@cheeromaticАй бұрын
sone this to buy my mapper low tier maps cos they cost chance and alc which i got plenty of. Gotta say best strat ever
@larracis27 күн бұрын
Anyone know how he did that one click to transfer all chaos in the trade?
@Slipperyjim827 күн бұрын
CTRL+SHIFT+RIGHT CLICK
@larracis27 күн бұрын
@@Slipperyjim8 your the man.
@nicopicolito25 күн бұрын
This is good idea... I'm gonna do it!
@whinebite26 күн бұрын
This horrified me holy shit
@PizzanomiconАй бұрын
It's always a better day when you release some poe content.
@Xadoras26 күн бұрын
Okay, and how did the get the million gold to actually list in the Exchange?
@VividFlash29 күн бұрын
Hm, i guess that's why the prices fell for my strat
@Ryan_but_the_name_was_takenАй бұрын
Curious if it’s worth buying the maps with implicits like extra boxes or extra harbingers. Could yield better maps to run later in the league.
@dshearwf29 күн бұрын
I have to admit I cheated chisels, gcp and some other things with currency exchange very early on too, although this was the one thing I dreaded and hated to see to come of the system: just exploitable flipping. This is by far my "richest" league I have ever played, like by a very large margin thanks to currency exchange, but I really hate it at the same time.