15 Div an Hour without Entering Maps

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[@IncrediblyBoring]

You managed to find one strategy that gives me no fomo at all congratulations

[@behdiiboo]

HAHAHAHA

[@TeleologicalConsistency]

Somewhere in the multiverse, there's a variant of this guy who's cornered the world market on toothpicks and is a trillionaire.

[@Purplesun_]

Divergent Slipperyjim

[@hugglesthemerciless]

the incremental game Paperclips is basically exactly that. Highly recommend playing it, it's a masterpiece

[@Dianne21ftw]

you have a veery unique way of playing the game and its quite entertaining

[@rileystrom8530]

I have a feeling that this is not limited to the game, and I'm here for it

[@TheMineAxel]

bot player yea very nice

[@ainzooalgown9952]

modern day Sisyphus

[@banishedbr]

@@TheMineAxel kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@TheMineAxel]

@@banishedbr tell me ppl will not doing this --' that will be a liar anyway, ruining the chisel market for 50 subscrible btw

[@sunni6647]

how to spot an insane person - he got 25000 chisels

[@alilarhdiri9666]

45000*

[@MinisculeBug]

This is almost RuneScape levels of degen farming

[@chuckles819]

Ah the margin between kirac beasts and the value of chisels being higher than the 8 chaos to buy from vendor refresh. Neat.

[@TheMineAxel]

they are not margin between kirac beast and value now 🤡 4 hours after the video the price grow up to 240:1 now it's like 270:1 hahha At 246:1 its not worth anymore :") ii hope he got lot of subscrible ! 🤡

[@johnwaddles6718]

I didn’t do this on the scale he did but I was buy 20 stacks and selling 20 stacks double ur chaos instantly

[@Me_Sean]

God, Jim is so strong and handsome. Look at those perfectly shaped chisels. Absolutely stunning.

[@Billionsmustchill]

my favoruite genre of poe channels is a dude doing the most autistic niche thing with the game, love this

[@Moorb0y52]

Great strat Jim, I will definitely do this for the next 3 days as it seems like a valuable use of my time 😁

[@Korri1992]

THIS is my kind of gameplay, safe in my basement doing money, love it.

[@boat378]

bro IS the chisel market

[@YoungsterJoey151]

I’m a simple man. I see a Slipperyjim video, I click.

[@YoungsterJoey151]

Love your videos Jim! Your off meta ideas are always fun to watch.

[@Cruncherss]

Lmfao right when i saw the chisel thumb nail i knew what you were doing 😂

[@rustygaming7881]

The fact he's chilling in a bathrobe tells you everything

[@Slipperyjim8]

It's an Oodie actually, which is like a snuggie but less shit.

[@rustygaming7881]

@@Slipperyjim8 I had no idea oodies look very cool

[@ScaryStoriesApproved]

I am 100% positive that because you stopped doing this strategy chisel prices are up from 0.7c to 1.3c

[@dyslexicape4249]

Thank you for releasing this now people that actually play the game dont have to spend a crazy amount of money for chisels like they have been for some reason

[@byMariusz]

Stop complaining

[@dyslexicape4249]

@@byMariusz that’s not a complaint what lol he’s been manipulating the chisel market so that they will always be not expensive than they should be and releasing this video will likely bring them back to normal

[@banishedbr]

Legendary Moonlight Sculptor and he needs more chisels.

[@rytisgluoksnys4505]

Dude that can't be the best way you can spend your time.

[@RichHeart89]

This probably isn't an accurate and direct quote but: "There was a point where all I had was 25000 chisels and I had destroyed the chisel market so there was no point in selling them so I effectively had nothing" made me laugh so hard

[@Synky]

Legitimately have been doing this and was frustrated because i could tell someone else was doing it LOL. I also buy the white and yellow maps as they are good for the league mechanic and sell in bulk.

[@jamiebaird9331]

I just watched the whole video, and cant decide if it was entertaining or if i feel stressed out lol

[@BonyaDK]

I have like ~50 kirac missions from league start, when I'm running out of chisels I just do this 5 times and i'm all set for the day or more. no way people didn't figure this out.

[@koko2274]

Imo there is a lot of brain processing going on big plans like farming and making a build stronger, that makes simple stuff like this not really thought of.

[@gaborvoros2303]

people hate out map farming strat so they decide to not participate in them.

[@randlemcmurphy8007]

the same thing, I had to double-check that Kirak’s is more profitable. It's good that I didn't know about the beast

[@awildsylveon9896]

Jfc I've been buying stacks of 200 chisels from currency exchange like a moron

[@kakaboo]

its partly cos kirac missions are rare now if you didnt spec into them, i only get like 1 kirac mission every 30-50 maps

[@kyounokaze]

The modern sextant rerolling, cool idea

[@musicsaa7203]

I did this exact strat in day 4-7 lol. The beast were around 5~10c each that time, not many people buy the beast that time. I once bought from a same people over 100 primal cystcaller for 7c each. The chisels market that time is also very lucraditive, selling mostly 160chisel to 1 div, and i remember there's one day the chisels dropped to 121 to 1 div, which is super crazy. Eventually the market went up to 180 chisels to 1 div, and i stopped doing it. Not to mention the ungodly amount of clicks you have to click, i don't want my fingers to go through that again.

[@theevilmrfry]

Ungodly clicks? You know you ctrl + right click to move everything from the AH to your inventory, and then inventory to currency tab right?

[@musicsaa7203]

@@theevilmrfry i know the ctrl right click key to move everything, I'm mentioning here is buying chisels from kirac is where most clicks come from. You have to click like 10 clicks per mission/shop refresh, and with almost 1000+ missions you want to click them fast, so you'll probably be clicking more than 100 times per minute. Till now I still feel a bit numb on my fingers, and i definitely don't want to do that anymore

[@hamburgerfatso]

How about play the game, make money and also have fun at the same time lmao

[@musicsaa7203]

@@hamburgerfatso i was having fun selling chisels 😂

[@byMariusz]

​@@hamburgerfatso stop the backsiting

[@UnknowGuy100]

Kirac missions? He cant be buying fucking chisels. Ofc hes buying fucking chisels

[@Manzanahh]

the margins were better the first couple of days, kobe mentioned this in his first build update video but this is the first time i seen someone actually doing this strat for the chisels

[@terryodia1971]

This gives me "voidstone rolling" levels of ptsd

[@marledanimefan7186]

I am 70% of the chisel market 😂😂😂😂

[@LaughingSkull451]

Maniac. Absolute madman. Absolute genius. lmfao

[@haidynestes9880]

I absolutely love your sense of humor, i followed bc if “… but because im a degenerate”

[@FPSMARRECO]

If you gonna do this strat, i would check the T16 maps kirak is selling with implicits, some of them can be valuable like: "Area is inhabited by 10 additional Rogue Exiles"(30c each) , "Area contains 5 additional Shrines" , "Area contains 3 additional Harbingers" etc. Can be profitable in bulk, but this strat is already painful enough.

[@Sephiroso.]

A lot of strats really only work due to speed aka speed mapping or in this case speed vendor refresh. Taking the time to read and look through everything just slows everything down which massively lowers income gains. Especially when talking about something super rng like map mods.

[@newfaith912]

Jesus jim ppl would pay 20-30c each red paradise. Best part about it you get thee exp and 100c from 5 ppl. Just saying that might optimize your strat and recover some sanity. Normally it fills very quick if u put 20c per portal. But shhh dont tell anyone else.

[@Basuko_Smoker]

;o

[@EvilAugur]

Better to have a daughter who is a prostitute than a son who launches paradise for a fee.

[@johnturtle6649]

Huh you just made me realize the menagerie is the ONE place I've literally never died.

[@NehcoHarmegiddo]

I really needed a video like this in my life. THanks jim we love u HAHAHAHAHHA

[@GenerallyMorgan]

Sir, you are an absolute gem of a human haha

[@Basuko_Smoker]

Doesnt matter where or when, at least 2 calculators on screens 😂

[@kaydenvortex1984]

How to farm 5 apothecary cards without running a single map.. Ah yes

[@karmalegend5645]

That had to have been the most entertaining way I've seen someone use the market.

[@Khaladas]

I noticed the difference in price he sells chisels for right away, but didn't know you could generate missions like that. I never thought I would see a more boring strategy than compass rolling, but you have found it!

[@thade7062]

This is the best PoE video ive ever sen , i saw that you could do this and thought nah my wrists cant take it , this guy makes a video begging to be released from the efficiency lol.

[@guillermolozano2838]

he did this just so he get the chisel price down, so he can fuel his new crazy strategy 🤣

[@2134Leks]

Bro you turned into a chizzel also haha thanks for the amazing content as always. I will not be doing this lmao

[@paulohenriquebarros1175]

"why Im telling you? Because its shit, I did this for 3 days straight, and I want to die so I hope they patch this out so I never do this again" best and most honest reason Ive ever heard

[@zunlise2341]

I've been doing that to buy sacred grove memories, costs half as much to do this nonsense with chisels than to buy for straight chaos.

[@docsko7126]

thx for the vid i had 100+ kirac missions i didnt know what to do with

[@kitsune_UwU]

I've been using this exact strat for like 4 weeks now just so I can keep getting chisels for myself xD

[@Kaposke]

And here i thought i was crazy while doing ultimatum and heist, keep doing it

[@smacru]

i click when i see the name, and stay for the rant. i enjoy my time here.

[@kkeithf]

So glad you make videos brother always delighted to see you

[@geverest2421]

Glad I got recommended this during PoE 2.

[@rk-li9ks]

This is how I sustained my chisel supply. I didn't buy the beasts though. I have a lot of natural Kirac missions accumulated.

[@UsifShahin]

You made me laugh, i was doing kirac vaal temples and hording chisels the same way

[@drewcdroppop8756]

I’ll definitely do this if I just need chisels, but holy 😂😂

[@Alex-dm3dr]

So I guess this is for people that want to feel like they're mirror crafting with beasts but instead of items they're crafting depression.

[@MrRaja]

Instead of switching the currency to see buy and sell prices. You can just hover the ratio and hold Alt to see buy and sell orders.

[@jakubmucha6629]

Maaan, I almost peed in my pants from laughter while watching this video. You have very niche sense of humor but for me that's top G. Besides that I just like brainless currency making strategies, specially those intended for running the maps without running the maps :o You are king!

[@Vaeryn2]

Lool. You are a genius, man :) I did not know chisels refresh after mission. Anyway, a second after you clicked 1st 20 chisels on a vid, I did the following like some monkey :) I guess many will follow similar path. 1) listed and soon sold almost all of my chisels, 2) bought many cystcallers for 20 a piece 3) in that moment I actually calculated something finally :D... realized 20 is rather meh so 4) listed them and sold for 30 a piece, hehehe, it was quick, because market is hot already it seems.

[@synos0202]

this guy is legendary

[@Schmidteren]

most engaging gameplay I've seen in POE. You won the game! :p Love your stupid ideas Jim. :D

[@bfh7777]

I make 15 div an hour or perhaps even more just running ambush scarabs and 1 ambush of discretement in jungle valley. It is really nothing special or unordinary but theyve gotten cheaper and im able to turn my brain off too. It is fairly easy and good xp and sustains itself with a basic atlas that contains eater, strongboxes, scarabs. It has gotten to the point where i have to limit my filter to uber uber strict because so much spare currency drops. So for people that hate interaction and wants to turn off their brain and chill while mapping. I recommend this ^^ not to mention t17 maps drops alot, so it gives progression for people wanting to run these eventually.

[@Slipperyjim8]

Sounds good, I'll have to try this, got an atlas and scarab combo?

[@faladra]

someone get this man a wellness check

[@DragonchildTV]

Nice, i can finally send the debt collectors over ;)

[@Slipperyjim8]

Surely you want me to invest this into harby scarabs.

[@draco-tv3gg]

Ngl, i did the low effort version of refreshing Kirac and turning the chisels around for chaos so I could still play the game. The margins started to get a bit close a few days ago

[@shingule7932]

PSA Dont buy yellows from the place that shall not be named, you can bulk buy yellow beasts on just the trade site for a better ratio

[@lish6598]

I spend 4 atlas passives on kirak missions in my speedfarm strat and oversustained my chisels that way. I never thought about buying kirac missons with beasts xD

[@AustringerAmr]

The guy went Auction mode by minute 12

[@michaelstrode5363]

Earned my sub. Hats off to you

[@Whitewingdevil]

yeah, searching for strings of text in a 600MB text file is, uhh... gonna be a bit stressful on a consumer-grade PC

[@mason.elmore]

GCPMan meet ChiselMan

[@joelcuerrier4833]

Been doing this since the start of the league. But the further strat is to rush for the Ore... you always run out of Ore. Also, I buy the white and yellow maps since they're always worth more than red maps. City Square are 9-10c each. The yellow version, not the cheap t16. So yes, buy all maps for alcs and chances. Rush the Ore for your town and shipment. Buy the chisels sure. That's it, that's the more fleshed out strat. You just go in maps you know you'll find the Ore quickly.

[@ofsoundmind28]

Jim is a chiseled GIGACHAD

[@screamer22222]

Holy smokes, this is the most boring working strategy i've ever seen, i feel like i'll keep mapping, but thanks for the infos, was entertainin to watch

[@nicopicolito]

This is good idea... I'm gonna do it!

[@ammenz]

You sound like a true Aussie livestock auctioneer at 12:48.

[@CharlesPage-lb6dm]

Do you have to do something special in order to get "Gain Atlas crafts"? I do not have that in my beastary. Thanks in advance for the answer. Also thanks for the tip on using Kirac to get cheisels and maps. I was struggling to find T13-16 maps to even get atlas points.

[@krayte5120]

oh dear god primal cystcallers have gone up to 20-25c since this dropped...

[@mrKyletrew1]

Maps with implicits that kirac sells like additional rouge exiles are like 70c, I’m sure there are others too.

[@kiragi17]

God damn it Jim, I liked the video.

[@styck88]

never change

[@JeanLouisXavierDuLac]

You are a genius

[@MetalMMagic]

Ill keep this in mind for when i play ruthless ssf again to get chisels :D

[@Slipperyjim8]

Are there master missions in ruthless?

[@MetalMMagic]

@@Slipperyjim8 I haven't played since the changes so I don't know. There were in the first Ruthless league (thats the only one I played)

[@iAMxVV]

I'd like to not do this and buy my chisels from you lol.

[@AugusXD]

t3 burials in Incursion league on elehit never forgotten

[@datanon3059]

I noticed this on day 1 of the league and thought "Man, I could do this for money but I would rather eat glass. Surely the prices will normalize and this won't be viable soon." Apparently I was wrong.

[@Ominosentenzioso92]

get well soon

[@jurgenmaier4335]

sooo you were the one buying my yellow beasts xD , and i thought farming yellow beast was degen xD

[@xerpenta]

Don't do it, it's how Niko ended up in the mines.

[@Pizzanomicon]

It's always a better day when you release some poe content.

[@notsaucemanofficial]

It's time to buy all of the harby scarabs on the market

[@luca8182]

This is how we've been getting our chisels in ssf this league. I'm blaming you if ggg breaks it

[@mowbud8774]

Slippery slim mar-jims

[@SaintFranssoix]

Thank you. I don't wanna do this.

[@Ecroartu]

"i've spend last 3 days doing this strat and now im wanna die. also i wanna tell you about this strat so you could try to" xD

[@GustavoSousas]

I love the GTAV Lester vibes

[@HoldMyPan]

I do 1 map in 3 hours just to sustain my farm and just sit in my ho and voila, 25 divs come in. I'm doing something else! 😂

[@MaxDamageDA]

First thing i thought when i saw chisels to buy from a vendor... anyway its more boring then working in a factory so noope ;P

[@zackpoppers2842]

I think this could be 100x more profitable if you 99% your atlas and just leave whatever map has the best div cards, then use scouting reports before using the kirac mission buy chisels and have a increased chance of good div cards in shop. I heard zizarn say the kirac shop rolls the div card in the shop off the mission you selected. Use the scouting report that garentees the maps you haven't completed. would love to see this tested. Im not trying to do atlas again lol

[@jacuul6735]

GGG removed that right after streamers talked about it. Only worked the first day or two

[@zackpoppers2842]

@@jacuul6735 damm

[@meadowbloom5230]

nobody tell him about the hammer vendor recipe to generate chisels. or maybe do, so we can see what minmaxed hammer farming would look like.

[@cheeromatic]

sone this to buy my mapper low tier maps cos they cost chance and alc which i got plenty of. Gotta say best strat ever

[@D34DF0X17]

whats funny is i was doing this with any missions i had , i dident buy beasts to do it thou , i just party farmed ehinar memory's and got them for free