We Became Hilarious Mob Hybrids in Minecraft

[@miav7590]

Wilbur is DESPERATELY just trying to get Charlie to build a house throughout the entire video LMAO

[@aadi2260]

Ikr that's what he is doing to everyone on the server XD

[@Epicicness]

1.4K likes..1 reply

[@robertalejo4469]

3rd reply

[@cheruiuu2535]

4th reply

[@Crow_in_Thornes]

He's a phantom, he'll have to kill Charlie if he doesn't sleep in a bed in his house soon

[@funnysillyman5548]

You left out the best quote from the stream: Wilbur: “I’m from a different country” Charlie: “why”

[@galaxiee377]

Ranboo: “I mean, he raises a good point.”

[@randomguy8428]

When?

[@Cheekydragon04]

@Clayking 101 A man of culture I see, Memento Mori

[@joujou6945]

@@galaxiee377 I ruined the 69 likes

[@theboogeyman2590]

@@Cheekydragon04 memento mori

[@esm4844]

*"I have been reduced, I have been reused and I am about to be recycled"* -Slmccl

[@Cally_bbykid]

That sentence is gold

[@poookie4628]

1k likes and only 1 comment

[@arianvixal7143]

ll th vwls h v bn sd

[@animalvids2748]

How

[@animalvids2748]

How did you get about 1K likes from a quote

[@purpire_blockhead7663]

*Ranboo in the dsmp: very high-quality and professional actor* *Ranboo in the origin smp when they’re doing a bit: i guess I’ll go mine this tree then*

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

lol

[@rainwunk]

Ranboo in DSMP: *_Good. acting._* Ranboo in this server: *American history take it or leave it.*

[@purpire_blockhead7663]

@@rainwunk 😭😭

[@Michael_Mika]

Ranboo in dsmp: *high-quality actor very seious and complicated lore* Ranboo on origin smp: *water bad i no touch*

[@lynn-xz7ni]

@@rainwunk LMAO 😭

[@Plasma476]

Charlie in complete seriousness saying “I feel like I need a better education system” when talking about the history of America is a bit too real

[@kathfluharty]

( *Too* ) HEHE VERY FUNNY JOKE THAT IS FUNNY HAHA

[@Plasma476]

@@kathfluharty ok, I fixed it. You happy?

[@Plasma476]

@@kathfluharty you are the definition of a grammar and spelling nazi

[@Otzkar]

sad but accurate

[@gray.sonS2005]

it hits just a tid bit too hard lmfao

[@ashleypoltz]

“Little Yucky Funky Boy” “ Little Slippery Sludgy Son” “Tiny Whiney Grimey Lad” Sounds like the most dysfunctional family of dwarves I’ve ever heard of

[@jeremiahflores4779]

You Described my Friends Family

[@gametravelerjr1305]

@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 cease

[@bubbaturps394]

@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 close thy eating hole

[@nunoalvesafonso]

@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 you have appeared agin to ruin my day this really isn’t going to work dude you don’t even have any content

[@terminatortr06]

@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 your name should be “bye” because you wil cease to exist in a few days

[@carterstevenson6009]

“Papa, I must go back to the water cycle”

[@somegremlin1596]

8:57 7:46

[@elizabethafton7890]

18:27 Dude ranboo can literally be the voice for those types of games!

[@marisa249]

The nature of society is that you put Wilbur Soot on a minecraft server for long enough and eventually the American Revolution happens.

[@kellyg2635]

it happens every time.

[@allaboutthatbass6035]

Every single time

[@tarrasquescroll9385]

EVERY. SINGLE. SLIME.

[@theautisticartist9370]

*E V E R Y. S I N G L E. T I M E.*

[@divanandadealova1643]

Or he make some kind of cult its actually concerning

[@statickaiinaweirdworld179]

The original plot of *Reincarnated as a Slime* was wild dude.

[@MfwPrivate]

Amazing

[@rijuphukan5379]

True

[@morq2732]

*COCA* *COLA*

[@TheDigitalWeeb]

I hold so much respect for these comments

[@knockknockiminyourcloset6692]

👌

[@konumbra]

Charlie and Ranboo speedrunning American history feels like a badly made school project they're presenting

[@glitchxmars7415]

dkjsadhkjad this is so accurate

[@Kawaii_-]

Just creat tnt

[@soboola]

I would rather watch them then the school presentation XD

[@eoinokelly5033]

hey konumbra

[@konumbra]

@@eoinokelly5033 are u stalking me?

[@jwensauer2080]

Slmccl:"i have been reduced, i have been reused, and now im about to be recycled" Ranboo:"NO the three step process" -Slmccl & Ranboo 2021

[@jelly_gamez332]

XD

[@Deneberus]

"We should make a house with many 1-block-tall holes." So basically, one of those hamster houses with all the small tubes and stuff.

[@kanashi333]

Drdugufte lu ta uh orakotspaezew dx 1-3k m Rivera

[@sandychen1381]

L

[@throwaway_6485]

true dat

[@calebplasma0612]

Alternate title: Slime boy speedruns American history with tall boy

[@theforbiddensauce]

wow another alternate title comment how original

[@theforbiddensauce]

@@OffBrandPluto doesnt mean its not fucking dumb and literally a like farm

[@armageddongirl612]

@@OffBrandPluto yea, thats the point, if its popular that means lots of people do it that means its mostly unoriginal. it became unfunny to me after the, like, 3rd alternate title comment in a row

[@Best_Ape]

@@theforbiddensauce says the man who has a mii skin

[@liviwaslost]

@@theforbiddensauce no need to be a party pooper.

[@mcsquigglesproductions3976]

Ranboo and Slimecicle: *talking about American history accidentally makes a mini U.S. in the process*

[@UnkownWonders]

that is how the us was made, by a proud father with his smoll slime boy

[@siennamyers9824]

@@UnkownWonders that is the American dream

[@whydoifuckingexist6046]

@Potato Pototo no he's from Afghanistan how did you not know this m8

[@grahamcracker2886]

And that kids, is how Server War One was started.

[@arianvixal7143]

@Potato Pototo ehhhhhh, he’s Floridian

[@xeoney]

20:18 This entire thing feels ao nostalgic, but is also probably an accurate representation of what hell is like.

[@dragongaming2796]

Ranboo and Charlie just summed up 9 years of my schools history classes in 3 minutes

[@cryopex9976]

So sad that they didnt teach ww1 and ww2, if they did i would get straight A’s every history exam

[@roryreynolds6998]

I don't get it

[@Taha-ut5uy]

Professor Slimecicle

[@Unpug]

LMAO

[@joshualowry6312]

HAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I feel it though

[@christianhughes749]

Charlie is canonically a slave owner, gold miner, revolutionary, a southerner, and confederate soldier

[@elmvine]

Expansionist, Railroad Worker, Conquerer*

[@jermfun5201]

And a History Teacher

[@doggoinbox2719]

god bless.

[@spencerwright342]

As someone who lives in Alabama. The answer is yea

[@lucky_ratz]

A follower of the new god. jschlatt.

[@Mr.Galaxia]

I like how everyone chooses their ability according to their skin and preference except tommy who just became vegan

[@thestarryeyedobserver]

he’s a vegetarian, not a vegan. he can still eat dairy

[@MuddyLiger]

And he can fall slower lmao

[@okbud2332]

He did that so the 56 year old woman would stop making tiktoks about him

[@S_O_U_P]

THAT VEGAN TEACHER GOT TO HIM? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@realperson9951]

@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 jokes on you, your mom is my mom

[@karina-zf5lt]

ranboo and charlie explained everything i learned in my 8th grade year in a couple minutes.

[@KittyCat-vo6yr]

Ikr

[@elena-zg4ry]

ranboos voice was so good when he did the “press Q to play again” bit of the vid

[@starshapedsprinkles]

He could really voice a game

[@Kiro-f6q]

What was the time ?

[@Kiro-f6q]

O wait that’s so cool 18:28

[@sandydadoggo5191]

@@Kiro-f6q G

[@theweirdochannel8735]

@@starshapedsprinkles YES!

[@akish302]

“*inhale* my brand.” - Charlie, morph mod video

[@JasonYost]

I think about that quote at least hourly

[@Sophs_dudewhat]

Omg yes*

[@pepthunder]

I was just about to comment that lol

[@flamgofan9821]

@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 my mums already dead asswipe

[@mickeymae1298]

"let's start a civil war before wilbur comes back" oh oh no

[@thebutterscotchkid2481]

*o h n o*

[@ittselli3245]

They really said they dont want the british huh

[@shermanpowell2223]

Oh no Oh no Oh no no no no no

[@fkulittleshvt]

L’manberg vibes My l’manb- SORRYR UHHHH

[@NoobWithACoolTophat]

@@fkulittleshvt *what*

[@sawyerjohnson2324]

charlie: "i am going to fill it with things that make me feel sad" wilbur: "like what?" tubbo: "decapitated pets"

[@pablinho2882]

Charlie and ranboo summing up America's past is basically when you haven't been paying attention in history class and you're asked to summarize what the teacher has been saying

[@hubbug6847]

E

[@hubbug6847]

E

[@pigeon582]

A

[@pigeon582]

A

[@arianvixal7143]

B

[@eethannnn]

How dare they violate god's laws and create such a demonic hybrid-thing. This is truly *_slime-sickening._*

[@Raf-qz7ih]

*YES*

[@Lunam_D._Roger]

Truly disgusting that some "people" would do such a thing.

[@MintE2805]

Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing

[@greenthemagma6809]

Why do some people see through my logic

[@terriblecompany1588]

Truly disgusting that people would like to “become” this horrendous thing

[@shelbyteague7928]

Ranboo has so much lore: • Angsty DSMP lore • Charlie being his son • Tubbo being his husband Are any of these related? I don’t know!

[@FrizellaTheBee]

Platonically husband

[@miruyx]

charlie's other dad, is TUBBO? (DSMP lore not irl)

[@sophievandercook6826]

Ahahhahahah

[@ayo7318]

I made *666* likes

[@thegayestgeminiever6735]

Adopted zombies pigman in dsmp with Tubbo

[@TianaManuelRey]

8:09 *casually bounces past Fragranceman’s grave*

[@iamcheese4681]

Isn’t this the third SMP he’s announced he had joined recently , and all 3 of them basically having the same people.

[@okbud2332]

Epic smp doesnt rlly have the same people

[@houdini9739]

@@okbud2332 Yeah other than Schlatt (who's dead in the DSMP), Karl, and Quackity, I don't think there's anyone else in common. There are a lot of people in EpicSMP that DSMP is friends with though. Either way, Charlie's great and I love seeing him join so many groups.

[@starthegame1701]

Yeah. But he doesnt upload the 2 episode of them SMPs...im still waiting

[@akuok8608]

@@starthegame1701 ah yea

[@laurmullen]

i think the only other person in all three is schlatt

[@colinbread]

Tubbo’s 9 inventory slots which he keeps when he dies is gonna just be filled with flowers

[@mcytfan1415]

Pretty sure he lost them since he's a bee now.

[@PointsAnimations]

This is one of the funniest Minecraft mods ever, someone should make a series on that

[@mobcrafter731]

Yeah, it would be really cool (also can’t wait for someone to get woooshed)

[@sneakyballs151]

Only if

[@lin336]

Big boi

[@12PieMaster]

What’s this a reference to?

[@n80_]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@thischannelisdeadgoaway7133]

Wilbur: Look at youuuu, ur so tinyyyy. Charlie: Im gonna bounce on your grave wilbur

[@Zygomatic_Bolt]

Charlie: Separates Florida from America Dream: *Angry floridian speedruner noises*

[@nancyschumacher1577]

As a Floridian Dream fan I am happy.

[@julianstraubel1395]

runer

[@wizardfrog3104]

Du du du du

[@alexlogan4861]

accurate :)

[@parkourcracker3984]

@@wizardfrog3104 du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du

[@pastevyx507]

“i literally do not have renter’s insurance, what the fuck” has me losing my MIND

[@kirankurusu5845]

Ranboo: *gives slime a lead to take his own lead* Me: daaaawww Also me: *remembers what leads are made of* W A I T

[@h2o206]

Did haha tbh Good one

[@moonbxby79]

14:03 dang was was ranboo looking at💀💀

[@tlpns]

"This is the History of America with Charlie and Ranboo."

[@fARkLee]

Alternate Title: Ranboo and Slmccl teach everybody the american history that teachers have been teaching us for 3 years in three minutes

[@Jscon864]

I’m not ashamed to admit I took notes

[@cookielover2212]

@@Jscon864 I didn’t take notes .-.

[@crow_X3]

@@cookielover2212 k

[@J1mm]

I willing to say it was more like 2 minutes

[@starlightsQK]

@@cookielover2212 your gonna fail the test >:0

[@sarahcrain3023]

“you cant suck out my soul now, British boy” I CANNOT PLEASE THE FACT THAT THE STUDENTS AT HOGWARTS WERE *NOT* AMERICAN WHICH MEANS THE DEMENTORS BEING IN THE AREA AND AROUND THE ACCENTS PROBABLY WERE BRITISH

[@karamellcreme]

“Probably.” *”Probably.”*

[@mey_habiba]

Oh my God

[@carolinesmith625]

I-

[@sectofgay--thebleujay3453]

PLEASE I JUST REALIZED THIS

[@ilexdiapason]

please note hogwarts is in *scotland.* the dementors were probably scottish

[@pencil475]

At 5:14 when Wilbur went up the ladder I didn’t see the ladder at first and thought he was just *a s c e n d i n g*

[@leoboulanger1485]

why didnt he make a "hey guys, gotta bounce!" joke

[@mountain_hills]

He made a bounce joke

[@adamdukierek896]

13:22

[@GLEPCHANNEL]

he kinda did

[@pidgy.4527]

He made one when he met tubbo

[@burtreis]

When Charlie said ''I feel like I need a better education system.'' and neither Ranboo or Wilbur laughed, I was like, oh man the inside joke... oh man the goddamn inside joke

[@aphrodite9556]

i don't get it BEJSJSJ

[@Leon-drawsthings]

One does not realize how much of a joke the American education system is unless you’ve learned how bad it is from someone else or you have successfully lived through it and realized that you’ve learned nothing important and had propaganda shoved down your throat

[@catboyuwu5361]

Isn't Ranboy like, American

[@Leon-drawsthings]

@@catboyuwu5361 He hasn’t successfully lived through it until reaching crippling debt yet

[@catboyuwu5361]

@@Leon-drawsthings Shit you're right

[@hymz0ric]

"I'm gonna fuckin' bounce on your grave dude.." I love this quote so much

[@shmoo803]

11:12 im using this for my history test

[@Gremlin.lemonbee]

18:14 is it just me or does Ranboo's voice actually sound like it could be from a game??

[@ninavigilante6725]

I KNOW RIGHT??

[@strawberryqueen4619]

Yesssss

[@elizabethferrington9828]

I Really does

[@sqelletxn3741]

his npc voice is so accurate its scary lmao

[@thebutterscotchkid2481]

Both Wilbur's and Ranboo's voices, yeah.

[@shelbyteague7928]

5:45 is funnier when you realize that Wilbur’s 6’5” and Ranboo’s 6’6”

[@gloomz3r]

I THOUGHT WILBUR WAS 6'2 WHAT DID I MISS

[@kattherat6735]

Apple Pencil Schlatt’s 6’3

[@gloomz3r]

@Apple Pencil If you didn't get his height from Google where did you get it from

[@gloomz3r]

@Apple Pencil Am I misreading or did Google say Schlatt was both 6'3 and 6'6-

[@nikki4803]

What fucking steroids were their parents shoving down their throats-?

[@bradyweed4124]

Charlie please tell me this is not a “one and done” server, it’s a good group, please make this kinda regular

[@bofa987]

I need that.

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

yes, please

[@sillyswrdd]

please

[@beywheelzhater8930]

Considering they added on a whole new ability for him, being the slime boi, I don't think it would be and one and done deal

[@literalfandomtrashnoseriou1992]

Beywheelz Hater .god I hope not.

[@Nyxxxx_x]

11:00 Who needs to be in history class when you can just watch Slmccl and Ranboo? 😂 I feel like I just went to 5th grade again.

[@jase_gacha]

The fact that ranboo actually sounds like he could be the voice on a game at 18:12 -18:42

[@justsear2247]

3:29 Charlie with voice changer is literally just Purpled.

[@ilikechez5775]

Well I'm never unhearing that

[@idontknowanymore7703]

@@ilikechez5775 same-

[@trynt_xasan]

The new feature for the slime origin: The ability to grow back to normal size if he eats slime balls Is only able to respawn in slime chunks

[@user-dh3kq8wp4h]

"slime balls"

[@starthegame1701]

I cant tell if youre making this up or if youre just telling us the new feature

[@maanasshah4909]

@@user-dh3kq8wp4h aren't they literally called slimeballs

[@audreyli_creations]

@@maanasshah4909 well if you have a dirty mind like me, when you hear the phrase “eats slime balls” this is just not a pretty thing to imagine.

[@Jafjaf08]

Why do i imagine slimecicle eating balls of slimes

[@kijolui]

at 6:32 you can see the ladder through wilber and i thought it was his ribs

[@user-nv5bk7pj1d]

Charlie: ill fill my basement with things that make me sad Wilbur: like what? Charlie: *sees wilbur in the basement* nevermind its good

[@anopinion1349]

My favorite part

[@cidercake4373]

21:11 timestamp for those who are curious

[@remedy2953]

I love it when my best friend goes invisible every once in a while, usually this happens after i take my schizophrenia pills.

[@Resetium]

mmmmm dont like it, take my like anyway

[@lartts7483]

Oh

[@jakeh9832]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :| ...... 0_0 this shoutl be in R/hmmmmmm

[@jackpaterson2318]

pov: youre british trying to act like you know what's going on during the American history bit

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

chaos, basically

[@justasmltwngir1732]

Dw, I’m American and was also confused. They were ALLLLLL over the place lmao

[@rose.2375]

Wilbur: sees this pov. Hello I'm Wilbur soo

[@catcrafterkid7066]

@@justasmltwngir1732 the events were in order

[@anahowolf6931]

@@catcrafterkid7066 I can also confirm this

[@Schlepped_On]

deadass feel weird trying to watch this because of Wilbur

[@Jeonginberry]

fr (I’m trying to rewatch techno’s dsmp videos but it’s so hard to watch them because of Wilbur, dream, and etc..)

[@lecturne3604]

​@@Jeonginberry I thought the Dream one was proven wrong?

[@Jeonginberry]

@@lecturne3604 he might have, idk I just get weird vibes around him.

[@dizzyxwizzy]

fr

[@AiriMagePRISM]

⁠​⁠@@Jeonginberry”weird vibes” is a justification a lot of people used to falsely brand him as guilty. Saying it’s hard to watch the DSMP just because of your preconceived weird feelings is just outright disrespectful towards him man. He’s still a person, even if the vast majority of the internet has decided not to treat him like one.

[@THESuperFalcox]

I want to see Charlie and Quackity cause some chaos together.

[@candy2177]

OML YYEESSS

[@lunarsystem]

PLEASE

[@angelfejjanonuevo2641]

-slams fist on table- THIS! THIS ONE!

[@Dante2831]

“I feel like I need a better education system” TRUUUUUUUUEEE

[@aliciabenningfield3650]

Charlie: finally matures into an adult creeper: explosions go burr

[@rose.2375]

Lol

[@ssad6917]

11:20 like there wasn't enough wars. 😂😶

[@kiaraloraas6559]

Ranboo genuinely sound like the announcers in fighting games, that I didn't realize until the bit was over.

[@sunsetskye483]

I absolutely love how Charlie immediately started bullying Ranboo just like Wilbur

[@maddiekubarycz]

Is no one going to talk about how when Ranboo said “Press Q to play again!” It sounded like an actual voice you would hear in a dance machine game???

[@verrzxq]

Timestamp?

[@p3pp3r.kiss3s]

18:27

[@thesixmusketeers3894]

I was waiting for someone to point out that part- it was a actual game..

[@2hatt022]

20:43 hahahaha hahahaha 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ok ok charlie: shhh I build secret base under friend base. Wilbur: '_' charlie: oh wtf

[@evantyler8654]

From Wilburs window Charlie’s land looks.... suspiciously like Florida.

[@beans1839]

Hot, moist, and swampy, yep that's florida.

[@Sasha-mx9hd]

Disappointed that Slimesicle wasn't burgers. Smh my head

[@FlashDrive356]

Smhmh my head

[@TheChocoCattt]

@@FlashDrive356 smhmhmh my head

[@FlashDrive356]

@@TheChocoCattt smhmhmhmh my head

[@michaelvaughn9999]

Smhsmhmhmhmhmhmhmh smpenis

[@believer1056]

Smhsmshsmsh

[@melle_44]

This taught me more about American history than my school did

[@gagne6928]

Fr i learned almost no history from kindergarten to 6th grade (I'm homeschooled now)

[@dannystar8183]

@@gagne6928 arent we all homeschooled these days?

[@castiel8239]

I watched wilbur's perspective of this and he deafened during that part... 10:00 Now I know what they were talking about and I'm dying...

[@Auzo8]

wilbur be like: THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER

[@warduxe]

thats bill wurts isnt it?

[@Michael_Mika]

LMAO FRR

[@TianaManuelRey]

I mean, the sun is deadly to everyone, is it not??? (Sorry if this is a joke, I most likely just do not get it ;-;)

[@Michael_Mika]

@@TianaManuelRey 3:02 is the timestamp if you dont want to watch the whole thing

[@Ryan-yj5pl]

@@TianaManuelRey it's from the history of the entire world... I guess video

[@skim582]

If they kill Charlie, will he split into many smaller Charlie’s?

[@Resetium]

regrettably, no

[@PLK123]

My dreams - 💔

[@lepurpleboi3266]

M i t o s i s

[@jollified_]

infinite charlie

[@Victor-um9ce]

If it was like the illusioner mob, god that would've been cool.

[@remedy2953]

This mod is funny, i wonder if this guy and Slimecicle will play it together eventually.

[@frackingfluidinjection]

Slimecican should also join in

[@somemagellanic]

good one

[@ryleishields]

@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 *Shut up bot*

[@TheChocoCattt]

@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 I knew bots could be bad and all but threats to peoples mums is a whole new low

[@theblindguy9623]

@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 well i am ignoring because my mom is horrible

[@tbnrblitz7762]

15:06 did I just hear the Atomic Breath noise? Lol

[@Jacktus91]

Charlie slimecicle: slime Hmm yes, the slime here is made out of slime

[@crunchcereal7903]

the slmccl is made of slmccl

[@geogeogeorgie]

Who is 'slimecicle'? I only know Slmccl

[@bedheadead]

Wilbur: "The sun is a deadly laser."

[@bigman5135]

Bill wurtz y e s

[@atheismgaming17]

Not any more, there's Going Ghost.

[@quetzal4505]

The editor just playing every bounce sound effect they can find is amazing.

[@YourLocalCadetNamedMarz]

This is the first slime video ive ever seen and im already worried for his mental health but subbed with notifications lmfao

[@picklerick9106]

why did the ‘speedrun american history’ joke sound like the history of the entire world

[@wompwompwomp_]

FR THOUGH

[@spartanv0]

Because most of history taught is about America. People didn't understand that my comment was about just the American education system so I'm telling people so they don't make more comments about me being an idiot and saying America isn't the only place in the world blah blah blah.

[@ravnitesanchez6183]

u know there’s a world outside of america tight

[@wompwompwomp_]

@@ravnitesanchez6183 i’m pretty sure they’re referencing the video by bill wurtz called “history of the entire world”

[@picklerick9106]

@@spartanv0 no, because not everyone lives in america

[@TheoMogura]

I like how slimecicle always plays games with like... *slimy* characters

[@lordzacarius642]

Wonder why

[@vallisroyeaux4979]

@@lordzacarius642 I think it might be a theme of his or something.

[@L0c0Glono]

I just love how they did American History in just a few minutes

[@TommyCattyYt]

Hi

[@starshapedsprinkles]

Hi

[@gl1tchybug.mp332]

Hi

[@EvanNeedsTherapy]

minus the rape but they dont put that in the history books either lmao

[@Brookbeex]

@@EvanNeedsTherapy and mass genocide

[@someguyness]

12:14 *Inpendum Declarandum!*

[@l0lipop912]

*Who needs history class when you got Ranboo, Slime, and Wilbur.*

[@daydream0716]

i love how "slimy skin" is a debuff but he wants it more than anything else

[@blockedblock5203]

Just like a lot of American history books, they skipped right over slavery

[@mattioverla7918]

To be fair...do villagers count?

[@Tirryna]

It was the "I don't like you" part, which turned into the Civil War.

[@artemisnotforgotten1423]

What's funny is if you watch it again it really sounds like charlie is semi mentioning racism as he looks at Ranboo, cause his skin is half colored

[@thehungriestcannibal]

@@Tirryna yea north and south

[@ArtwithariThechannelofart]

@@Tirryna yeah but not what happened after it (reconstruction period, Jim crowe laws, civil rights movements, more amendments, etc)

[@thatoneguy9582]

0:10 I like how the choice for being a -catboy- feline just has objectively less problems than most of the other origin choices

[@silvershift5505]

It can’t break stone

[@scootyman_]

0:24 *slowly subscribes in a panicked sweat*

[@NukaKappa]

We have normal charlie, now we have shiny charlie.

[@liviwaslost]

Glow in the dark Charlie

[@sarahbarisas9865]

0:44 That face edit isn’t any less terrifying than the first time watching this video. ;-;

[@lolet2798]

“Papa, now I have to return to the water cycle” why is nobody talking about that?-

[@spaghetti_soldier2586]

That one got me ye

[@eggpaint2087]

ever since you detached florida from minecraft america, ive been feeling my entire state move ever so slightly. slime man why have to sped the actions of climate

[@probes-arealone]

102th like

[@wheatleythe_bigmoron_1179]

same

[@wuhoh5274]

Oh my god its a real life florida woman

[@eggpaint2087]

@@wuhoh5274 it is I, alladygator

[@eggpaint2087]

@@probes-arealone thank you, these likes go towards the florida relocation fund. we eat them

[@zenniththefolf4888]

Charlie: Bounces when pushed off a tree Wilbur (The Ghost): Falls, hits the ground and dies

[@mountain_hills]

Ghostbur

[@dabreadman9677]

Ah yes, a ghost.. An undead creature falls off a tree and dies

[@tsidas.]

7:35 Just a little timestamp for me

[@apxllo8734]

The little “thanks guys...” after they place the slab is making me crack up so hard

[@averseffect]

Fanartists are gonna have a field day with this one.

[@bristolsjester1854]

As a fanartist, true

[@foquitajeej2399]

@@bristolsjester1854 So you draw cringe edgy KZbinrs?

[@archivist_13]

@@foquitajeej2399 bruh

[@archivist_13]

No cap

[@Resetium]

@@foquitajeej2399 seems like something you'd be interested in, so I'm not surprised you asked.

[@haleylightcake4844]

Charlie: You burn in the sun and I’m short. Who really has it worse here? Every short person ever including me: Sounds equal

[@mcytfan1415]

Vouch

[@firelasercat]

ik right xD

[@Jobert7834]

My head canon is that charlie at somepoint died in war and had is conscious magically put into a slime pile

[@random_mooshroomi]

No one: Ranboo and Charlie: Make America

[@am3l1a_]

12:36 Wilbur: No, the problem is with new America- Charlie: *THERE'S NOT A SINGLE PROBLEM WITH NEW AMERICA*

[@mcytfan1415]

Charlie, im sorry, there is so much wrong with New America.

[@lemonmoonlavender]

@@mcytfan1415 Eh, it's not much worse than old America

[@Jasmine-qi5nw]

@@lemonmoonlavender That's... really bad. That's really bad.

[@SONOFHADES_WILLSHUSBAND]

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH NEW AMERICA, I AGREE WITH CHARLIE

[@Silly_Dizzy_kitty]

‘What did I just join to?’

[@xitzkai]

"I'm gonna fill it with things that make me sad" *sees Ghostbur* "Actually, this is good!" What a way to Insult a friend in a funny way that'll probably make them laugh XD

[@noobik829]

You can't bounce on Wilbur's grave He's a ghost, he's already dead

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

19:00 Slimecicle doesn’t laugh that hard often, that was amazing

[@mittemotto2933]

Ikr :'))