Slow Down

[@yosuto]

Damn bill out here pushing the boundaries of whats possible with art

[@cluelesswanderer]

Yosuto Exactly! Like, it’s so rare that you find something that’s so impossibly original in a completely derived world!

[@joshuawaldie9940]

Absolutely! His use of Modal Interchange paired with deep and meaningful lyrics are unmatched!

[@cluelesswanderer]

*read in a funny voice* "My names Acevitamin and I don't like this music so I'm gonna tell everyone I don't like it instead of listening to music I do like." That's you. That's what you sound like. Edit: I was just poking fun, I really don't have a problem with people who have different preferences. So don't @ me.

[@cluelesswanderer]

@acevitamin I mean, I'm just messin around, obviously it's a preference thing.

[@chezbuggaman1543]

If someone has a opinion what's so bad about it? If someone doesn't think the same as you dont rape their heart out.

[@Sethoffgrid]

Bill is very good at being specific while being vague at the same time. It's like he's the god of surreal dreams.

[@gabedubois3580]

Hell yeah

[@finth008]

I like to imagine that being on lsd is a similar experience to watching bill wurtz

[@Flowerboi145]

Bill is just god trying to communicate with us but he's high and drunk simultaneously. And he's on *_all the drugs_*

[@Helplmfao]

Words of truth

[@Imcold1218]

We should have known.

[@imstillwell]

*"Its easy to feel if you're useless, but its strange when you tell your friends."* thats going on my tombstone

[@joncarbattery2541]

"Oh Hey, thanks for checking in. I'm still a piece of 💗*G A R B A G E*💖"

[@6squall9]

@@joncarbattery2541 OMG that's like the best tombstone quote!

[@michiev]

oy, this one hits hard when all my friends are assholes.

[@synovialpith]

I'm gonna go steal this for my senior quote bye

[@xndr9127]

I'm using the fax machine one

[@natj8675]

Bill's video making process: -Go to a lake -Write it down -Analyse -Put it in the pan -Exploit a computer glitch *STOP* continue -Dig a hole -Feel the sense of victory done

[@minimixe]

lmao

[@oliverwalker8891]

1:11

[@gormauslander]

At last the secret is mine

[@caltheuntitled8021]

Even if that wasn’t in the video, this comment would still make sense

[@gaslightingabbie]

Same except in 2002 he Burt half of it that’s why it is so Frankensteined

[@thejesuschrist]

I drop whatever it is I'm doing whenever I get that sweet sweet Bill Wurtz notification.

[@PorkchopGMX]

Jesus Christ it’s Been 1 hour why is their no comments First

[@OwnFall420]

Oh hell yeah.

[@Jaden-lv7kx]

Is that what happened to California?

[@AmishBenDer77]

Thanks Som of God! This one’s for you!

[@pandasgames9962]

Jesus Christ

[@pablofabrizio5085]

I'm not sure how many people realise how talented this guy actually is. His understanding of music along with his creativity with structure/arrangement is pretty awesome. Comes up with some funny shit and has a good voice too Keep it up my dude

[@karlijnlike4lane]

I'd like to teach the world to sing ... to the music so he'll know it worked

[@gabedubois3580]

He is a true poet

[@gigany111]

Basically in this song he is talking about how everyone in this world is in a rush so sometimes you just have to slow down. Everyone has a role in this world and will need a break, you can't work forever ya know!

[@ladder3257]

feel the exact same way dude ! he gives me hope knowing that people like him exist

[@Seashepherd97]

Pablo Fabrizio Oh, absolutely. Nobody has ever made me want to learn music theory quite like Bill Wurtz does. Every single one of his songs has at least one chord progression that makes me go “Oh shit, that sounds amazing, how’d he do that?”

[@byhorizon6155]

Here’s the thing. Everybody fanboys over the graphics, but guys. Give the guy some credit for the *SERIOUSLY SEXY MUSIC THEORY TALENT* he has.

[@CBusschaert]

I listen to these more than I watch them

[@Into-thin-air-42]

Non musical person here. Watcha mean by that?

[@squirtlett7369]

Musical person here. What is music theory?

[@aveysquarerooted1417]

no literally the songs are so good my favorite is mt. st. helens

[@byhorizon6155]

Nathan Brodeur chord progressions, timing and such

[@sci_pain3409]

the reason bill hasn’t uploaded in so long is because he’s struggling to find a lake

[@jenryan781]

that would explain it…

[@Sodaztabz]

no he just has to *s l o w d o w n*

[@Barasforlife]

sloww down

[@sim-pli-s-te4015]

or maybe he's found a very complex lake and it's just hard to analyses.

[@Austin96322]

Cheese Boi probably it

[@surrealentertainment]

slow up

[@araa4055]

Slow left

[@execute_5967]

Slow right

[@not_dava9038]

Slow slightly sideways

[@lol-uh7oj]

Fast up

[@inocencioacostaiii80]

Slow round

[@CassWs-useless-opinions]

"it's easy to feel if you're useless but it's so strange when you tell your friends" there's always at least one line in every bill wurtz song that hits me like a ton of bricks

[@kaysaxgod5943]

I understand completely

[@overmountain]

“I’m going to hell and I’m late for it”

[@unexpected2475]

"and they touched me in an interesting way "and now i'm pregnant "with A L I EN S"

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

@@unexpected2475 We don't talk about that one

[@unexpected2475]

@@Nat_the_Chicken good choice

[@quibby8627]

I can’t wait 100 years from now historians will have to analyze this

[@6squall9]

they will always be trying to figure it out

[@apotato1433]

I want to be in that history class analysing bill wurtz

[@tjarod11]

Getting high was a major ritual to our ancestors. It is believed they'd use their cell phone idol and sing the hymns of Bill Wurts while vaping THC. Although this theory has come into question previously as we learned that they could only vape nicotine at that time.

[@roxasfox8718]

Ikr

[@SSQMinky]

Doublerainbow123 _ Is this a message to the future historians?

[@jamesmathai1138]

“It’s easy to tell if you’re useless but it’s strange when you tell your friends” is actually really deep. I’m sure Bill infuses some deeper meaning in his lyrics sometimes.

[@aiiiia9971]

Yeah I picked up on that... The more times I listen to it, the more deeper feelings and vibes I get from it.

[@Roy_mustang7]

That is the only part that hit hard for me and felt so true and real...I replayed that part 3 times

[@ryanbui2046]

Sometimes it’s just him being weird but then a really heavy theme hits you randomly, Bill really is crazy huh

[@generalgrevious8246]

F

[@KitKitsuneVixen]

its not that deep but its definitely not shallow

[@taniamanik2012]

"and it's easy to feel if you're useless but it's strange to tell your friends" I literally went through this today.

[@daanhoek1818]

Me too

[@supersonictumbleweed]

The struggle between feeling useless and sorting your own head out on your own time (so you're not really wasting time but it might seem like you are). It's older and bigger than your mom.

[@Mannyw0lf3h0rr0rxX]

Your*

[@supersonictumbleweed]

@@Mannyw0lf3h0rr0rxX you're your best friend

[@ネイアン-u1p]

same

[@yoandimov8236]

It is impressive that bill wurtz makes lyrics, sings them, makes plans for what else to be in his video, makes the video, and makes a unique soundtrack to go along with the video. He does that for a lot of his videos which are about 3 minutes long each and manages to upload on a fairly frequent basis

[@coldovengaming8261]

Brat🖤

[@MFMegaZeroX7]

Don't forget the digging, and putting the lakewater into the frying pan. That part takes the longest from what I've heard.

[@darlantro]

Also he doesn't monetize any of these. If you get an add before the video, well you shouldn't have.

[@ddlc_monika]

I hope he gets a shitton of money out of this because I like the guy

[@fortniteedits4375]

There is actually a lot of time and effort gone into this editing to make it seem like it's poorly or stylistically edited.

[@horricule451]

The same is true for all of his videos

[@TheiPotter]

very unique

[@cheesychipmunk8382]

Okay then * Fortnite Edits *

[@justswift5369]

@@cheesychipmunk8382 lol gotem

[@beefyoreo7590]

Listen to the actual music nerd

[@necrotafeio]

I feel like he is trying to tell us that he can manipulate time

[@serbiamp4]

d i o

[@Sunny-vb2dd]

serbia.mp4 yes

[@baghouse2678]

Bruh moment

[@Sasha_cnet]

Not dio. Dio can't control time. He can only temporarily stop it

[@lunarmist8330]

Maybe he is Tony

[@doritopenguin3048]

Bill's songs remind me of dreams. Probably cause I know they should mean something, but at face value they look like surreal nonsense.

[@MrYeahman007]

You hit the nail on the head

[@Beatitat]

I've never seen a comment more perfect..

[@Bwizz245]

Dreams don’t mean shit, they really are just surrealist nonsense

[@MicrowavedAlastair5390]

@@Bwizz245 Usually, my dreams do mean something. Usually that I need to control my anxiety. Occasionally they enlighten me on my worst fears. I mean, there's no other reason I would dream of becoming a horrifying murderous man-eating shapeshifter while a volcano erupts and covers the country in ash, as people try to murder people I care about. Where the shape shifting came in, I don't know, but I am afraid of the rest of those in some form, usually debilitating anxiety. Especially the one where I become a murderous psychopath. Why my brain needs to explore these possibilities, I don't know, but it's certainly irritating. Fun times.

[@gnostaoticanarchangautand]

Ive had dreams that are more surreal than bills and traumatized me more than nightmares (like one where there was a line in a void on the horizon and mermaid man and barnicle boy?!!!???!!? And it distorted the line AND THEN EVERYTHING WENT ARY, *AND IT GOT SCARYER THEY STARTED TALKING...* _BUT IT WAS NOT RIGHT_ THEY SOUNDED LIKE *HIGH DRUNK PEOPLE* ON THE _MOON_ *_THAT HAD BEEN EATING PLASTIC_* and it hurt me physically -I cOuLD fEEl pAIN- and it was *_horrible_* *_-and it made me want to ImPAiL mYSELF-_* ( -and i had those kinds of dreams multiple times- )

[@VazzyCow]

*I'm going to hell and I'm late for it*

[@cjohnalex]

I soon as I saw this bill sang it at the same time 😂

[@41-Haiku]

Moooooood.

[@eternaldreamerofsleep]

*but I slow down and talk about it*

[@UnorthodoxIndividual]

Same

[@maddiewright8937]

*story of my life*

[@Trolligarch]

how can we slow down when all of us are rushing to watch your video?

[@knightsofapollo2715]

Lol

[@tazbaz1012]

I will be sure to show my kids this one lol !

[@ericedwards2916]

If we're Russian, Soviet

[@eliminator152]

Put it on .5 speed...?

[@lipamanka]

@LapisSea Realize but not anymore, there's a blanket

[@MayliSong]

"Going to hell and I'm late for it" is a pretty raw quote, goddamn.

[@kanyenortheast3546]

I cannot wait for the day I can use it in a conversation

[@sammyjaohnson5631]

Why is he going to hell that was the second time i hurd that in his songs i know his lyrics got no meaning and all but still

[@fusion772]

Because it's the DEEPER MEANING

[@jedinxf7]

it's amazing that someone managed to describe a biglaw associate's morning commute so comprehensively without living it

[@michaelstuart341]

2:42 underrated transition

[@olivergosztonyi6552]

I was thinking the same thing. It is reallz beautiful

[@yana_2_6_0]

Seriously

[@ayushp.5395]

You can see the stars at some point...

[@ZeroTheObbyist]

420 likes haha funny lets go

[@gafeleon9032]

It's just me or his videos are getting more structured and with a more cohesive theme? It might be just me

[@RoseIsAsleep]

I think the longer one is subbed to bill the more you filter out the randomness and the message becomes clear.

[@birthoftheblues1123]

It's still fantastic tho

[@cheesewizard3965]

"Don't obsess about how time is passing us by. If you become obsessed with how little time there is to enjoy in life, you'll end up not enjoying it in the first place."

[@scottgreen132]

Slow down

[@Seegtease]

The last one was... this one... not so much.

[@DaksDominoes]

woah there friend you might need to slow down...

[@athanasiusleong3815]

DaksDominos _black ink proceeds to pour from the top of the screen_

[@PierrickYAH]

Maybe time is an invention of human conception an illusion created by - *BEEP BEEP **_client's name_** BEEP BEEP BEEP*

[@ramosravenclaw3552]

*Everyone slowly begins to decay.*

[@alexrich9805]

*green is not a creative color*

[@cosmicchickenmarble9081]

dhmis ptsd alert

[@jadenonthewall6262]

Fun fact: The line “ The physicists are always letting it bounce around” Is incredibly more accurate then you would’ve guessed, as some clocks function by letting a single particle bounce around a small area, and every time it hits a wall the time is Advanced one second. Look it up, it’s pretty cool.

[@parzingtheasian]

ok nerd edit: wtf was i on drugs

[@sansity2358]

@@parzingtheasian whoosh

[@muhammadalvarezafannani2922]

thanks for the knowledge sire

[@leonardosanchezaguirre2459]

@@muhammadalvarezafannani2922 now that's what I call respect.

[@antiarmadillosociety]

@@sansity2358 How the hell is that a woooosh, the original comment wasn't a joke.

[@Ballacha]

This channel is the closest we can get to interdimensional cable.

[@jeremytaylorfrancisgleaves3854]

Interdenominational

[@Ballacha]

@@jeremytaylorfrancisgleaves3854 the auto correct on my phone has a weird sense of humour and i'm dyslexic to words longer than 10 letters so

[@AokiCyber]

*but is it* ?

[@vbgvbg1133]

*_Wait i cant read_*

[@asc3nded132]

Discoloured Buttflaps morty. *this is inter dimensional cable*

[@dylan_Coat]

Video making process: 1. go to a lake 2. write it down 3. analyze 4. put it in the pan 5. exploit a computer glitch 6. stop 7. continue 8. dig a hole 9. feel the sense of victory

[@IsBetterThanYou]

i like number 5

[@tdp320]

And it only takes 1 minute if he slows time down!

[@tec-jones5445]

10. Profit?

[@greengradientman1153]

NORMAL COAT pile of water

[@kadabraguy9846]

@@IsBetterThanYou what are you a Melee player or something?

[@Carina5707]

I think one of my favorite things about this channel is that he never explains _anything_ . It just _is_ .

[@Nobynoby2763]

HE NEEDS TO HAVEA LIVE CONCERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NYC PLS come to brazil jk

[@Q3020Q]

There is a deep irony in the music writing here in relation to the time signatures. He is asking us to slow down, yet he consistently chooses to cut off of the last beat on some of the bars. Wurtz is creating an effect in the music that "skips" us forward in time to the next bar, essentially speeding us up. The easiest example of this is the last 11 bars that are written in 7/4. The more insane areas are closer to the start where he is not simply cutting the bars off one beat early, he will cut them off a half a beat early, AND without warning. You end up with really difficult to count bars and the only way you can really describe it is with halves in the time signature like 5.5/16, or 3.5/4 because the rest of the bar before the end is not actually subdivided smaller than the previous bar. For the 15/8 section it was so difficult I just gave up trying to figure it out by ear and just guessed it for the whole section. Would love to know if anyone else has tried to figure out that puzzle. Funk Section 2 and 3 have the 6/8 bars with triplets near the end, also creating the effect of speeding up rather than slowing down. Then right after you get a 2/4 bar that trips you up. It is almost like you went to fast and got dizzy. Funk Section 2 and 3 have some interesting stuff in the middle, but it doesn't deviate from 4/4, almost as if he is holding back just how bonkers he could have made this song, getting progressively simpler towards the end, as if he himself is slowing down his writing. This whole composition is brilliant. Intro Arpeggios: 4 bars 4/16 ("timekeeping) 1 bars 5.5/16 Funk Section 1: 3 bars 4/4 ("Look at the time") 1 bar 3.5/4 1 bar 15/8 ("slow it right off the wall") Funk Section 2: 18 bars of 4/4 ("my hat is bent") 2 bars of 6/8 ("and the world goes round") 1 bar of 2/4 Funk Section 3: 18 bars of 4/4 ("inside the video") 2 bars of 6/8 ("then the roof blew off again") 1 bar of 2/4 Outro 1: 9 bars 4/4 ("and the hurricanes") Outro 2: 11 bars 7/4 ("Going very very really slowly now...")

[@millianarakuzen]

I greatly appreciate your effort to analyze despite only understand 5% of this

[@iexist1300]

I don't understand enough music to know what your saying but I know what your trying to meen. Basicly your saying that it changes bars early giving the feeling of moving faster.

[@damienmaymdien6367]

Bill Wurtz is actually some sort of genius demigod.

[@FinnishArsonist]

On the 15/8 section, it feels that it's 3 bars 4/4, 1 bar 4.5/4 and then 1 bar 15/8

[@TGCPhilip]

I didn't read sorry

[@blaizin918]

i’m convinced this guy writes his scripts with the middle autocorrect button on his phone

[@theantsaretakingover]

blaizin probably

[@jrjubach]

I think so I’ll do it haha is the way you can get it to the end of the day and I will was the day I was gonna I was like a kid and I had a lot going on. (I just did the autocorrect thing on my phone)

[@theantsaretakingover]

Jubach Was was the time to look for the scholarships I gotta is a great year and I hope you can make a better person in your own world and then go to get a job or you do it not to get a job or you want it and then it is not just the person you’re not talking to.

[@sarahcurry6577]

Hi I wanna know how you are adorable and how you gonna I was gonna you know I know you have a lot to say to him and he said that he is going on the same time I don’t think you can get him out and do do you something else you can tell y’all that you’re going on the same thing I don’t think so ima was the time

[@confuzedgraphite]

Hey I’m going home I have a lot going on in my car so I’ll try and get some work tomorrow I have a lot going to do and then I’m headed out there now so I’ll try and get some more people work at the house I have to work late tomorrow and then I’m headed out there now I can get it back in a bit.

[@majicomnivore1149]

"look at the time, it's twelve-thirty, I'm going to hell and I'm late for it," holy fuckinnnn shit thats a cool line???

[@dreadfulroses]

looks like you slowed down on the word "fuckin"

[@audreysturdahl1153]

In all seriousness this might be his best song ever

[@cillobillo1059]

Audrey Sturdahl long long long journey is pretty good as well

[@teuast]

@@cillobillo1059 i got a real hard time seeing past just did a bad thing, tik tok be damned

[@josephhowes2663]

New canaan

[@daveconnor6174]

Coming back to it 6 months later, I think you might be right

[@peenixtrite]

@@cillobillo1059 I like both equally.

[@danishamirul1543]

0:17 " My hat is *bent* . *OH I GOT A BENT HAT* "

[@Zachbosseye8085]

straighten it out then twist it all around

[@JeffrGeffr]

then put it down

[@theguylivinginyourwalls]

And I'm bobblin down 124th Street

[@ShonaS]

maybe you shuold slow down, straighten it out, ya know? then twist it all around, then maybe put it down?

[@thecountercounter9127]

@@ShonaS then go bobblin down 124th street? go bobblin towards a brand new brighter day! while the radio plays a brand new type of music, and the universe is starting to shake?

[@JiihaaS]

The title is an anagram for "Ow, LSD won".

[@someone-jy2qx]

@@maeton-gaming true.

[@askhan12406]

Upvote this

[@edling7532]

Oh wow

[@hybby]

Or an anagram of "On LSD. Wow!"

[@geniazhang7271]

Amazing. BUMP BUMP BUMP

[@sofiandabby3326]

These songs make me a different kind of happy

[@dorupero]

Unhappy

[@nyseknight]

So like drugs

[@jenithesinger1]

I live on 124th Street and I am now cautiously looking out my window

[@seikelbares4531]

suddenly you see a person bobbling down your street

[@vilma20]

RUN

[@asc3nded132]

jenithesinger1 *furious DDOSing*

[@ConsarnitTokkori]

be happy

[@bananasoup5006]

You should probably slow down then

[@michaeldebidart]

0:57 “I’m going to hell and I’m late for it” That got me on a personal level

[@patai16]

School

[@imout.34375]

Would've been better at 8:40

[@DavidDiMuzio]

When did Mr. Rogers start making EDM Jazz?

[@tigerkite9520]

Best comment

[@permanentlymad]

When he fuckin felt like it

[@UnorthodoxIndividual]

Good question...

[@PorkchopGMX]

ngmaze you spelled sentence wrong

[@dayway7866]

He never did dummy

[@squishie2297]

bill said to slow down so i'm watching this at 0.25x playback speed

[@motleyrosesz_]

You need more upvotes

[@birduwu]

Frick that’s creepy at the bit I was at.

[@ollininvincible]

It is really chill at .75.

[@cheesychipmunk8382]

Good luck

[@deathdragon58]

.25x is haunting

[@tomryan3408]

Oh, would you look at the time. It is currently *now*

[@mavisdom-animeonpiano]

Tom Ryan LE GASP

[@mehdii448]

oh

[@41-Haiku]

"My favorite day," said Pooh.

[@tasertag7513]

You are being watched by your future through memories.

[@sad503]

*wow*

[@piguy8876]

Bill Wurtz: *”slow down”* Me: *listens to the song at 0.25x speed*

[@icegiant7350]

Ok, truly underrated. The only commented I actually laughed at

[@piguy8876]

@Ice Giant Thank you!

[@theb2rd]

I feel like I'm high

[@alexevenstar3214]

I think my brain just broke....

[@Jake-rj6ql]

It's terrifying at some points like that 😂 also I rewarded this playing with the speed level at random points after seeing this and it was good fun

[@sophloaf4190]

Im going to hell, and I'm late for it But I'll slow down Makes perfect sense

[@dimidraganov7637]

Me on thw way to class

[@vitowave5136]

666 likes lol

[@padraicfanning7055]

Is everything green and gold?

[@HariHarii1]

Someone going to hell has to be real stupid and selfish.

[@ebluegamer5397]

@@HariHarii1 Gee that's awfully ironic.

[@moth.monster]

"i'm going to hell but i'm late for it" me too bill

[@symtheabomination2643]

Yep

[@fhusmogg]

I was listening to this at school and proceeded to make an alarm on my phone at 12:30 and called it "I'm going to hell and I'm late for it"

[@nolalaska]

You don’t need to comment first *you gotta slow down*

[@DebugCat]

if everyone slows down there will never be a comment on the video, and so no one will be first

[@legume7469]

First

[@Greg-ix4nu]

Twenty third or so

[@fiftyways]

These videos genuinely feel like they were birthed from a recording of someone’s dreams

[@leef9874]

*Sorry, but we don't need drugs if we have bill wurtz*

[@crispy6127]

Nah fam, watch bill wurtz while on acid

[@gonfree]

@@crispy6127 They might actually make sense if you did.

[@crispy6127]

@@gonfree what

[@bongle3726]

Speak for yourself

[@frostrox469]

this has been repeated so much

[@_bedfish_4699]

Start of video: Pretty meaningful video! Rest: W h a t did I just w a t c h

[@SirNippletonMcSugarteets]

_my _*_hat_*_ is _*_bent_*

[@SirNippletonMcSugarteets]

ooooooooohhhh I got a *_B E N T H A T_*

[@bappityyyy]

Maybe I'll *_SLOW DOWN_* And straighten it out

[@thoggerspass6282]

Ragnar Guðmundursson what about the bobblin down 124th street?

[@AlisaThePeanut]

a MasTerpiEcE

[@frostrox469]

1 second of bill wurtz is 3 weeks of editing

[@hyperfruit541]

Don't blink or you will miss it

[@ender4344]

maybe for u but for a god like him it’s probably a snap of his fingers

[@WiloPolis03]

@Ender Nah, interviews and his questions page both show that he puts a crap ton of hours into editing these

[@BossuJmek2k18]

Bill editing: "This little maneuver is gonna cost us 50 years"

[@powandwow750]

@@BossuJmek2k18 good meme

[@zenheretic]

I just managed to listen to Bill's stuff for the first time in months without feeling pangs of guilt. I won't bore anyone with the details, but my ex left me for my best friend about 6 months ago, and we bonded over Bill's content so much. Every time I would hear his voice, I would think about my ex. But now that I've "reclaimed" this, so to speak, it all feels so good. Thanks for the content, Bill. It means the whole world to me.

[@tompotter8748]

I totally understand this

[@asimalikhan4696]

I like how so many people can discuss and hypothesize about the message of your videos. It really brings everyone together.

[@max_mittler]

wait until you discover his website lol

[@arianna9425]

Max Mittler woah woah whoah what website?

[@mehdii448]

Maybe the one written on the first line of every description of Bill's videos

[@QuackersMcCrackers]

I love you :)

[@arianna9425]

aim thanks

[@theafterparty2264]

s low d o w n

[@fuzzbone]

Bts is overrated

[@theafterparty2264]

Daniel Sniderman jokes on u I don’t stan I just have been too lazy to change my profile picture

[@theafterparty2264]

Daniel Sniderman the real illness my guy is making an assumption about someone and then trying to upset them because that’s how you get joy

[@roelandbr]

Creative

[@jenniekim-5155]

@@fuzzbone sad you didnt

[@xandermurdock6131]

I just saw that Sciencephile just uploaded a video entitled "Would Aliens Enjoy Human Music?" Good timing.

[@pkendlers]

Human music - I like it!

[@jameszetterman4487]

@@pkendlers nice reference.

[@sagethebirb6049]

First moments of Minecraft Dig a hole Feel a sense of victory *done*

[@luke_darga]

“Mt. St. Helens is about to blow up” mentioned “Everything’s green and gold, so I’m not in hell yet.” Now, in “Slow Down”, “I’m going to hell and I’m late for it.” Any correlation?

[@holnrew]

Yes they both mention hell

[@Unicorn_Barf]

We need film theorist up here

[@hyperlife6189]

plus in Mt St Helens he says he'll never slow down

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

Sorry bill, but I like my bent hat, I'm keeping it bent

[@gligurr]

haha funny man you tell funnies haha

[@batpone]

Yeah, who likes straight things anyway? Gay is bae

[@xcrackervolleyx]

IronicGibus.mp4

[@PlayMoGame]

This comment was brought to you by the number f*ck you

[@mindfulselfindulgence]

the hat is a representation of individuality, so by keeping it bent means you’re confident enough in yourself to not conform to society. good on you

[@starboards]

Yall need to slow down and watch the video before commenting

[@RCSimon-sf9kh]

Dont worry, I did

[@WiloPolis03]

This is actually an unironically beautiful song, I've always loved Bill Wurtz but damn I was caught off guard by that last minute

[@swone100]

"im not in hell yet" "im going to hell and im late for it" bill wurtz cinematic universe

[@Eloux]

BWCU

[@drnarwhal2888]

Every video Bill releases feels like a cry for help.

[@Gilgamesh97C]

Or maybe he's a time Traveler

[@Somerandomjingleberry]

Or he’s voicing the cries of help of the masses as one unified concept after the next.

[@sketchstuffs]

Or his entire playlist is a carefully constructed puzzle hiding secrets of the universe in musical and visual codes

[@drnarwhal2888]

You guys are about to give me an existential crisis

[@funkgoeson4936]

@@Gilgamesh97C maybe from a different universe

[@TheRedverb]

Funny thing is, the lyrics actually make good sense. Not merely the stuff of meme-culture, and it's catchy, in a PBS, Reading Rainbow kind of way.

[@hirokatsuvictor8755]

_"I'm going to hell and I'm late for it"_

[@kln.b5631]

Victor Molina r/YoUrEgOdDaMnRiTe

[@PeacefulTQ]

we gonna appreciate how at 3:01 the word raising is actually raising

[@Goat0423]

I just found this channel, looked at a bunch of random stuff from it, and I have MANY, MANY, questions, yet something is so relaxing about it all.

[@toatrika2443]

Once you're in, you'll never get out

[@Goat0423]

Well at least now I know who made “History of the Entire World, I Guess.”

[@officialorangegoof9736]

Yeah that's bill wurtz for ya

[@baseballboi5943]

Bill made art

[@gianna-eg5fo]

yes

[@Milkycookiez34]

God has uploaded

[@0ctopusg4den]

bill is awesome

[@Milkycookiez34]

Bill Hertz

[@Milkycookiez34]

@@0ctopusg4den He is *AWESOME*

[@ignqloof]

*going to hell and I'm late for it*

[@PotatoSalad9900]

Mood

[@MultiMoo42]

Same

[@lior_haddad]

Same

[@ckv954]

You need to slow down

[@sylvin6849]

All of us are represented by this line.

[@sophiamalcolm2119]

No one's talking about how the clock at the beginning moves counter-clockwise

[@pointthink]

Oh shit

[@Galaxy-qf4vc]

I mean, he said “The clock is telling it all wrong”

[@user-ls9dx6ui3z]

I’m not gonna un-see that and it’s doing things to be that I cannot explain. ... Thank you.

[@name7692]

if this man is a prophet, which I believe he is, that's bad

[@KitKitsuneVixen]

it slowed down so much it went backwards

[@Jaies_]

From 2:00 onwards it's just absolutely god-tier.

[@indigotheindieghost7214]

"cause it's going very very, really slowly now" made me cream

[@ObjectsInMotion]

*0:00

[@Blueskies2513]

I just can't help but smile this song sounds beautiful

[@charb719]

I’m going to hell and I’m late for it My new favorite quote Edit: the pharmacist is always making drugs for it is my second favorite

[@CalebRuiz]

2:56 *making drugs about it 😂

[@notecardartist5350]

No one talks about how he says “slow it right off the wall”

[@gabedubois3580]

I love that line

[@zymosan99]

S L O W

[@hyperfruit541]

Makes perfect sense

[@vanivanov9571]

0:53 "I'm going to hell but I'm late for it. But I'll slow down... and talk about it." For lyrical nonsense, this is genuinely accurate to so many people.... They're well overdue for hell, but they're trying their best to dawdle. It's not so much talking it out and figuring how to fix their direction in life, however, so much as it is broadcasting their sin, bragging about how evil they are in a society which rewards just that. Like the murderer who bragged about shooting a Patriot Prayer member in the back to VICE.... Proudly going to hell, but he didn't intend to get there quite so fast.

[@garrettgrisso8180]

i watched it at x.25 speed, is that what you meant Bill?

[@ClicheLady]

It sounds so amazingly trippy this way

[@funkgoeson4936]

@@ClicheLady it sounds like satan

[@_LeafEdits]

jesus christ that was a mistake

[@SierraLarson2]

Is this Pink Floyd?

[@r4inxs510]

0.75 has a nice feel to it.

[@havingicecream]

How can you make such complex videos??? I seriously adore them, song and visuals and all!

[@FrogeInSuit]

getting to this degree of weirdness requires years of study

[@chayblay]

Froge or he just exploited some computer glitch

[@WhatIsMyPorpoise]

love how his style has a simple-in-its-complexity thing going for it love these vids

[@shlep444]

Start by going to a lakr

[@javyz6197]

I REALLY feel like all his videos have a meaning, something the lines of text stand for.

[@ramennoodles2537]

We need Gametheory on this shit

[@domonana4418]

I think the fact that it has no meaning is the meaning itself.

[@dippsauc984]

That's something we might never know about

[@kayohTM]

I feel like he's definitely killed someone cuz I've been picking up little hints of something weird going on in all of his songs

[@dapz]

@@kayohTM elaborate

[@abhishekreddy2425]

"and it's easy to feel if you're useless, but it's strange when you tell your friends" Underrated line

[@___Chenaniah___]

This new form of jazz is looking good. You can make a religion out of this.

[@kyledavidson8712]

Wait maybe you shouldn't do that.

[@onelayercake5154]

No, don't.

[@meowtherainbowx4163]

Too late! This nu-jazz makes up every fiber of my being!

[@Rasyader]

This song is actually very meaningful. It talks about how we must slow down in life sometimes. At the end of the song, he talks about reporters who are busy making news and others who are busy in life. Just before that, he talks about hurricanes and roofs being blown off. This indicates apocalypse. The apocalypse will eventually happen. Our world will be turned into dust. We will leave no trace on this earth. If so, then why are we so busy? Why can't we take life slowly sometimes? Our business will have no effect on the world, so the best way to live is to just enjoy it. When we die, we will regret not having enjoyed life, so enjoy it and take things slowly. That's the best life.

[@tkmking8781]

I you say so man

[@bradenslot6236]

You could make a religion out of this

[@Heartwitch2303]

I mean... or he just felt like making a memey video that had the words slow down in it.

[@ryful_z3]

Pandagirl 2303 I don’t know... fits a good bit too well

[@tkmking8781]

@@Heartwitch2303 agreed

[@valerie-wm3zn]

In this song bill is ultimately saying you're time is short, and in that time, you'll make mistakes. Then fix them and make possibly even worse mistakes. And in your time, don't constantly keep yourself busy just, well. Slow down. And we make mistakes, and we talk about our mistakes, and we analyze them. And continue to make them. Because we are human. And we can dedicate our lives to figuring out where the time went. Or find out what the time is now. Or at least that's what I take from this. Good job bill, continue making art. Thanks for all the likes! Wowza also, j just wanna say if I did ruin your wacky party sorry.. i just thought I'd voice my opinion

[@theantsaretakingover]

rainbow sheep thanks for ruining the movie!

[@eikinel]

I stopped at "ultimately"

[@ghmasterjj]

@@theantsaretakingover the book was better

[@kian8203]

why you gotta ruin the vibe

[@trenoles]

Or maybe he is just doing the usual thing he always does; making up random stuff

[@its_jasonBSF]

How many genres do you want in your song bill wurtz: yes

[@WiloPolis03]

I'd say it's electronic jazz pop, maybe

[@AnonyMous-gj7qq]

@@WiloPolis03 Yes.

[@LunitoLobito]

@@WiloPolis03 nope It sounds like Vaporwave Especially at 2:24 till 3:17

[@WiloPolis03]

@@LunitoLobito I'd say it definitely has elements of Vaporwave, I hadn't considered that actually. But I think it's hard to define with one label, Bill Wurtz has also himself said in the past (on his questions page) that he doesn't "respect" sorting music into specific genres

[@notveryniceatall]

Unfunny

[@veryhard8548]

All of your songs actually give great advice

[@dapz]

Instructions unclear. Mount saint helens killed me.

[@cr128]

A few of his songs have really terrible advice

[@veryhard8548]

Dapz it warned us about Mt. St. Helens before it blew up

[@khaniage]

I feel like if you fed a neural network every song ever, it would spit out a bill wurtz song.

[@jburtson]

In a way, that’s all lyrics. I think Bill’s is about himself, but it a way that still sounds nice and inspirational and generic/nostalgic.

[@superlolgal555]

I feel like this could totally be an awesome youtube channel for deaf people, because his videos look exactly like how his music would look

[@apotato1433]

True

[@roxasfox8718]

Yeah. They wouldn't be about to figure out the sounds tho

[@zakethekid1333]

@@apotato1433 damn, Kevin's fans are really getting everywhere now. I remember his old Minecraft videos, never thought he would get so big

[@AGFbydesign]

PROSpyGamer “Deaf” is a broad spectrum. Some people can hear but just can’t make out words. Total deafness is also a thing, but even then deaf people can feel vibrations in their fingers

[@funkgoeson4936]

@@AGFbydesign wack

[@jackshapiro4668]

I listened to bill wurtz during online school. His music has helped me stay positive and upbeat when I’ve been stressed and overwhelmed.

[@edslushie570]

This feels like the thoughts of a completely non-musical person, translated perfectly into music

[@floatingduck6232]

Accurate

[@WiloPolis03]

Such a nice way to describe it

[@coleozaeta6344]

Need more prog

[@notmagicok7612]

SO TRUE

[@spyczech]

The most emotionally truthful music on KZbin

[@zesty831]

Very informative, Thanks bill!

[@UnorthodoxIndividual]

Many thanks comrade known as Bill, I find this production of yours very interesting and of a cool nature.

[@zesty831]

1000 times thank you bill I know as a homosapien male

[@ishiharakanzo]

Friend:"such a good song you play, what genre is that?" Me:"Bill Wurtz"

[@shanayahwatson8140]

Correction : wurtzian

[@harpymcharpharp2329]

You gotta admit, *Its pretty effing catchy*

[@BrettAtkins]

My wife hateloves your music videos. They break her brain but she can't stop watching. Every time you release a new video I get to watch her become transfixed and uncomfortably frustrated simultaneously, and it's always my favorite thing to watch. Thanks, so much. Great work.

[@brennonkraft2504]

that', great?

[@micahvelli_236]

Brett Atkins im in the same situation with my girlfriend lol she hates these but loves them too

[@michaelharen3532]

Brennon Kraft my wife gets upset when she watches your videos. *It’s great*

[@miazito72]

@@brennonkraft2504 *when you cant relate cuz ur lonley af*

[@brennonkraft2504]

@@miazito72 lol bqsically

[@LucasMBoysOurRoy]

1:12 Instructions unclear, took over Russia

[@unspeci8852]

seize the means of production

[@HaveYouHeardOfManedWolves]

In November... you know what happens next.

[@Annihilasian]

Yeah we can make it in and out of Russia before winter it's OK

[@dirtyvicinkorporate54]

😂😂😂😂

[@HaveYouHeardOfManedWolves]

But then you gain little to nothing from taking it over in the first place.

[@TheMarriedSouthernPeaches]

Who else swings about their daily business and ponders out about how it’s daily been? I know I do.

[@dat1mechanic]

2:06 this actually kinda happened to me, a storm recently hit the uk, and I had to get across the courtyard to make it to my next lesson. When I opened the door, a nearby painting fking flew off the wall and almost killed me flying over my head. somehow the frame nor the paint was damaged

[@gracekerr5392]

Bill Wurtz and Bo Burnham would get along good. They'd make some crazy funky synth sounds together....

[@luka_8]

YES.

[@vampyriix]

Oh god yes please

[@HTPCYMC]

Gotta go -fast- *slow*

[@dacoconutnut9503]

Sonic backwards? Cinos

[@Flamerate1]

So your'e the new comment personality everyone's talking about, eh?

[@xerzy]

OK you're one of those guys who comment on every good video, right?

[@krasserbub5068]

Its hard picking a favorite Bill Wurtz Song but i think this is mine

[@dzigi2360]

Mine is his last

[@zsin128]

mine too

[@gabedubois3580]

I think mine is either La de da de da de da de day oh or Might Quit

[@deepikboi347]

Slow Down, Airport Terminal, When I Get Older, and Might Quit are my favs

[@jesussavesallwhotrustinhim7128]

MINE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@_goldfish]

Friend: what kind of music do you listen too? Me: **looks into the fourth wall** Friend: wtf Me: *you get the point you seen these comments before* Friend: **visible confusion**

[@Victorsandergamer]

Wait, you're my friend

[@grimmbleaper9981]

great comment

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

I appreciate this

[@haveagoodmourning]

I didn't expect fourth wall breaking in my comment section, this is some Deadpool level stuff you're doing here. I appreciate it immensely and yet I feel that my privacy was personally violated, as if you stared straight at me through the screen.

[@harg5544]

The test subject learned about us we might have to put it down chief

[@RudyGroszekx]

I can't say enough how much I appreciate these videos having such positive energy and being so open about life in general. Makes me shed a tear.

[@GermaphobeMusic]

Thank you Bill. Very educational!

[@OwnFall420]

SirBanana Very Cool!

[@miriamrebekahshapiro4671]

*reduces video speed* Edit: Woah it actually sounds really dope this way

[@liirinen]

Yeah! Ikr!

[@carrys9]

The song sounds cool on 0.75 and on 1.25

[@picollodiaries]

Just looking for a slow time.

[@jennaraeblakeslee5154]

I think it sounds cool fast

[@Rocky-jy4ce]

Make it 2

[@iexist1300]

My theory on the video making process is that it's symbolic of his actual video making process. He starts by going to his lake of video ideas, writes them down, than figures out how they could work and refines them, than the exploit a computer glitch could be recording them and animating, than he takes a break, continues and finishes the project after spending some time away from it, than finally has the video compleated.

[@shubhamnew]

Doctor: You have 6 minutes and 34 seconds left to live Me : Watches this at 0.5x

[@oskarspu5245]

whatches this twice

[@moofey]

Everyone should be more like [client's name]

[@Professor_Utonium_]

Even if he's late to hell, he sure knows how to slow down.

[@TellYourFriends]

its strange when you *TELL YOUR FRIENDS*

[@stiks7627]

Dude that moment hit me hard, also nice user name :]

[@tedzards1224]

Look at the very first word of the entire video

[@UnorthodoxIndividual]

Sadly I cannot tell my friends, for I have no vocal cords.

[@rodigoduterte9192]

I only make a friend that rarely meet in online game's default chat

[@starcubey]

That line really confused me for a second. Then I realized that having friends is a normal thing.

[@eddihazel3658]

00:33 I love this part with the stick figure bopping down the road! It's so wholesome 😀👍🔥