When I Get Older

[@Kable10]

The video was so good it broke KZbin...

[@phasedcloak2835]

Funny enough, my youtube apps stop responding when i open this video huh...

[@dakotagrothe1293]

Honestly that's what u was thinking too. It's the only reason. Singular. Entirely. Nothing else.

[@coloripple]

haha cool to know it was worldwide. even in the Netherlands, where it's 5 am and idk what im doing with my life

[@roxyinabox]

SAME THO I WATCHED THIS AND KZbin DIED RIGHT AFTER THAT

[@thejackanddaveshow5661]

Yep!

[@Aztrosist]

youtube should have just kept this video up and nothing else when it went down

[@blueyandicy]

U late af boi

[@sideswipebl]

i mean yeah

[@wjefoiafjalfkjadfjk7045]

The big gay.

[@sanban5524]

oohh dude I searched up my youtube isn't working and it tolde me to delete my history so i did it

[@willmercurio9926]

Hey Lois

[@thejesuschrist]

We play Bill Wurtz in all waiting rooms in heaven.

[@aeeevTHEBESTYOUTUBERXDDD]

can you tell me how my fate of death ends?

[@BaioWithMayo]

Oh shit are you the actual fiver jesus guy?

[@KittyCat-qj1tk]

Is there a way to watch “History of the entire world, I guess” in Heaven Cinema?

[@mrsmoonjelly9522]

What is da meaning of life

[@lukeskywalkerVI]

thanks for saving the world man

[@durdleduc8520]

“ill use some very interesting metaphors” *_shoe is drum_*

[@WiloPolis03]

Epic

[@abirhossain3269]

Drum is shoe*

[@Dowlphin]

The behind-the-scenes. I am wondering how much is attempted imitation and construction and how much is sincere communication. Although even if he uses smoke and mirrors but admits it, it becomes a bit more sincere again.

[@KatsudonNoodle]

DancingCheese dude. Not related to your comment, but I love your profile pic. Reminds me of a certain evil dorito

[@tristenarctician6910]

Baba is you

[@danielthrasher]

I wanna be Bill Wurtz when I grow up.

[@Willsand5]

Wassup Daniel keep working on the good content

[@FeyTheBin]

Don't you mean you wanna become Bill Wurtz when you're younger?

[@gonzofernandez]

Not gonna lie. I thought your profile pic was Toby Turner at first

[@s.7989]

When you get older?

[@polyrhythm7236]

Daniel Thrasher q

[@NotSoEdgy111]

In my opinion bill is the closest we're gonna get to a present day picasso of youtube. Everything he makes is so surreal but strangely beautiful.

[@EmmaVwars]

Yes, omg! You put it in words ahaha

[@ezra-keto]

So *_Profound_*

[@sammysambo9384]

Wow you’re actually right

[@ultomatosouper2194]

Hus songs ate what Picassocs paintings would sound like

[@EriAirlangga]

Picasso or Bob Ross

[@DavidDiMuzio]

Did anyone else notice that he's singing into a mic that's not plugged in for most of the video? I love it.

[@Grachtnakk]

Bill Wurtz don't need no electricity to sound awesome!

[@franzcruz8541]

it was even backwards at times

[@illuminati.official]

None of the drums are real in any of his videos. I don't think he even owns a drum.

[@ggyoza]

@@illuminati.official I legit just realized that wtf

[@amahoola4814]

​There was a moment where he was only singing into the cable of the mic.

[@durdleduc8520]

2:24 talks about the song singing him. holds the mic backwards

[@mirroruptoyourmirror]

Omg I never noticed that

[@yourdoom187]

Damn

[@legoleviathan6411]

In Soviet Russia, song sings you.

[@TheDnmrtn]

When he goes to "then i hear it in my dreams" he only holdes the end of the cable. The mic is just gone....

[@XxOmoriPlushie_GamingxX]

I think that when he said that, he meant that he'll become a legend and everybody will sing it in memory of him. He held the mic like this symbolizing that he wants other people to sing it for him.

[@Trisaaru]

I've watched so many of Bill's videos that they're not even the slightest bit weird to me. I've fully embraced the light

[@Bellapupper]

But is that a good thing

[@sejn195]

We all did

[@CybernikTheHedgehog]

They have never been weird to me tbfh.

[@boiledegghole7976]

we have accepted wurtzism

[@Stan_Crimes]

expected from a filthy frank fan

[@TheMariaMEEP]

*bro 1:* do u even lift bro? *bro 2:* yes I can lift the entire world

[@Red-wb2ey]

bro

[@shamstam]

Bro 2: *lifts bro 1* Bro 1: bro what Bro 2: you are my entire world bro Bro 1: bro

[@SaltyMaud]

You could make a religion out of this

[@maximalanimations4460]

Friendship

[@little_blue_dragon661]

you mean: whole entire world

[@AntVenom]

First video I'm watching after the great #KZbinDown of 2018.

[@someperson3197]

Hi

[@someperson3197]

Love ur vids

[@simplemender3]

lolololololol

[@TornaitSuperBird]

AntVenom oh yo, yeah. Bill Wurtz is good for uplifting moods.

[@poggy205]

Same 😂

[@pranavarvind4281]

"The song will sing me" I didn't know we were in Soviet Russia.

[@eleanor8196]

Wait wha- ooohhhhhh. Sir/ma’am/human I’m gonna have to arrest you for terrible jokes.

[@simplyz3964]

*We always have been.*

[@midnightumbrmoon3644]

_Gunshot_

[@FrenchFry-hi4rn]

Our song*

[@ameliajoan6322]

Pfft-

[@ImSquiggs]

This song is so groovy that KZbin just couldn’t handle it.

[@nevermore7310]

I wonder who they fired...

[@brandonchan5387]

@@nevermore7310 I think they fired a gun

[@DavidDiMuzio]

If this song was a #1 hit there would truly be hope for humanity.

[@cobaliumgd9805]

Tbh

[@kenzocervoni9335]

it's #19 on trending (???)

[@johnathandoughboy]

I’d say this is a perfect example that humanity is going to fail really hard.

[@caloy2289]

@@johnathandoughboy Do you even get the joke?

[@finnthomas7014]

I have lost hope now that this isn't 1st on trending

[@Alistocrat]

Bill's enlightening poem about rain: clouds clouds rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain {{{{ the ground }}}}

[@Your_Future_Overlord]

I have a feeling the { are supposed to represent like, puddles waves and stuff

[@pursuitsoflife.6119]

Dude fuck! It's the rain falling from clouds

[@mariamillett9216]

Teachers in 2050: what do you think the meaning behind this poem is?

[@heidi7905]

Miazili the clouds are raining on to the ground

[@MajinGh05t]

English teachers:Says alot about our society

[@radioanon4535]

Things I learned: Bill has a crusader helmet

[@stevenconley9527]

Who doesn't? me actually

[@aegis3505]

yes

[@MartinPurathur]

Yep

[@flap.d.jack247]

He’s bread boys confirmed

[@simanolastname2399]

Bill’s song was so good he broke KZbin.

[@mohamadeen]

The 'algorithm' is drowning the comments talking about the breakdown

[@drachigoglibber]

Wtf happened to KZbin? Didnt notice anything

[@mohamadeen]

It went down for more than an hour I think, like 14 hours ago

[@hanneslundin346]

Fr00sk ”What broke youtube?” ”Gangnam style!” “NO!!!! It was Bill Wurts!!!

[@gracerkives]

I KNOW I WAS SO CONFUSED

[@AwesomeRobot15]

2:10 When he talks about being younger he filmed himself singing at half the speed and sped it up, and when he talks about being older he filmed it at twice the speed and slowed it down. Now that's some attention to detail by Mr. Wurtz.

[@lisvit3887]

Because time flies fast?

[@helmsylvanian]

Wurtz's mind is unique, i appreciate it

[@elliottg5987]

Excellent attention to detail, followed immediately by him holding the mic backwards.

[@timparenti]

@@elliottg5987 Because then the song is singing him!

[@athena_the_goddesss6238]

Thanks for pointing that out, I totally missed it!

[@voidmilkyway]

Has anyone noticed that Bill doesn't have ads at all on any of his videos? You're a legend, Bill

[@voidmilkyway]

@Raj Lyra He has a donation site, as well as a merch site

[@IndigoGollum]

I never noticed! That's really cool!.

[@weekenddrew3330]

You can’t manually place ads in videos unless it’s at least 10 minutes long

[@Pi-Face]

Nah he did have ads. He had a separate video about it. CHIPS [Sponsored]

[@voidmilkyway]

@@weekenddrew3330 Then why are there ads on videos less than 10 minutes? Are they automatically placed? No rudeness intended, I'm actually curious.

[@NAFProjects]

Going sailing is the best way to cope of someone throws out your baby shoes.

[@LeonLush]

under rated song

[@jumeks2489]

Under rated comment

[@unidentifiedbeing8149]

Hey it's Leon

[@user-p70totype101]

Very under rated

[@turtleplaysgames7791]

Hi leon. And yes. Yes it is

[@glitching2024]

Very low comments lol

[@corettaha7855]

1968=psychedelic rock 2018=psychedelic easy listening music

[@michalhoransky1214]

Half a century later and we're still high on music

[@shesmah1]

I too go sailing when my friends call me a baby and throw away my baby shoes.

[@samuelkelly5061]

Teacher: who’s you inspiration Me: B I L L W U R T Z

[@user-p70totype101]

Bill Wurtz the Philosopher

[@constantTVstatic]

I can't find the joke

[@axolotlarson9384]

@Rainwing Demigod Hamilton Superfan there is none this person is just a simp

[@akunekochan]

@@constantTVstatic There's no joke Just facts

[@Dovey12]

No joke, I used him for a project about researching a composer

[@abd6170]

Who would win? Depression Or One singing boi

[@suripuki1984]

I dunno

[@AnEmptyTunacan]

ABD Why not combine them :D

[@grasshopperchick374]

ABD one depressed singing boi. By the way how is he?

[@Phantom4Flyer]

Singing boi

[@emilyschad902]

Alaura Alcero stressed, but happy

[@jingka2572]

Bill is the Bob Ross of music

[@emoteenjoyer]

This is a great comment

[@antlerman7644]

Perfection.

[@artofhobo]

This commment is everything

[@Ninetails2000]

Like, no contest at all. Every funky bassline is a happy little tree.

[@UnorthodoxIndividual]

You speak the truth

[@crepakappa490]

Great way to start using KZbin after it’s down for over an hour

[@LifeWulf]

Fun fact: I watched this video, then KZbin went down again. Obviously it came back, but that was funny. YT is just like, "bill wurtz is worth being online again" then immediately went back to being dead.

[@beatsbycossack]

For me it went up for like a minute in that and during siad minute I started a Gnoggin video. After another 20 minutes of constantly restarting the app on my phone, I watched this

[@milkjug4237]

Props for bill inserting the *tenacious* description onscreen so you didn't have to pause and google

[@bekk5958]

Did daddy wurtz just simultaneously destroy and revive youtube

[@drano9862]

I'm not sure if I really love or hate the fact that you called him 'Daddy Wurtz.'

[@brandonchan5387]

@@drano9862 what if he really is his... Okay nevermind

[@mcdoodly838]

your profile picture emphasized your point through intense and unexplainable ways

[@n.k.8066]

*he never destroyed it in the first place*

[@HaotoAnimeOnPiano]

What actually happened?

[@HardlegGaming]

Good idea, I think I'll do all that as well.

[@casul2025]

HardLeg Gaming what you doin here, go back to unboxing yugioh cards you silly goose

[@HardlegGaming]

Believe it or not, I actually do things besides just unbox Yugioh cards.One of those other things I do, is enjoy excellent music.

[@acooper11397]

Same, funky yugioh.

[@noahjames9457]

eat dirt

[@suomi-finlandmemes3932]

Not if i'll do it first.

[@kiki-drawer2669]

I wonder if he's like, super normal irl.

[@VerbDoesStuff]

He's not lol

[@fiveohfivethree]

I hope not.

[@mono._.8112]

That’d be depressing

[@aim-lf2vm]

no one is normal

[@deangel9128]

@@aim-lf2vm how

[@reytan3232]

“Here’s a poem about fame, and the strange things famous people say.” 1:22 He legit wrote a poem about himself.

[@aza3262]

I always feel good after watching a Bill Wurtz video. No matter what. Not many people have the power to do that. I hope he never stops making videos.

[@oceanicblue8463]

Az A Agreed.

[@starjenny5445]

But what if he dies?

[@magicalmelancholy970]

Ok, we gotta figure out the elixir of life! Maybe Araki might know. Or Hussie.

[@paws9248]

Well obviously, listening to his songs _is_ the “elixir of life” that we need!

[@user-jc2jp7rd9f]

*Yo shoutout to Earth for holding me in it*

[@ArcYT]

shout out to the earth being round

[@Robert-yf1kn]

The earth is round but the earth doesnt spin.

[@Max-fb5bm]

*SHOUTOUT TO GRAVITY*

[@ShivaInu42]

Where my flat earth niggas at?

[@amandavo8668]

ᖙαиιɛƖ ツシ is the dxhgfusryse to EE and let me know what you get off tomorrow at noon on Friday night at the time of the PO

[@kritikakitty1322]

2:48 "and the music cured my disease" -me talking about bill wurtz's music

[@IndigoGollum]

I think if anyone discovers a cure for cancer, it will be Bill.

[@tuesdaywithanh]

Yes, it's curing all my mental illnesses, right now as I speak... or type... or as you're reading it... Who knows, Bill Wurtz time is weird and you could be reading right as I'm typing it... wow... :O

[@user-mh2bw4hu3o]

Right as i read this, the exact same part of the song played.

[@atherdos4431]

and then the song is complete

[@iainmawhinney8867]

it cures my sadness, it’s just so uplifting you know?

[@fermentedcabbage5722]

0:27 now everyone’s singing to your music, this is how you know it worked

[@yaoisbian]

When I get older, I'll tell my kids that Bill Wurtz was ahead of his time.

[@seraland1]

Bill Wurtz can sing, teach, edit, be good looking and do all sorts of things. He's the perfect man.

[@deadmeme8497]

True, very true

[@ShivaInu42]

@@Agony.. the internet.

[@sloppynegan3663]

@@Agony.. yes

[@typicalloudparrot1744]

Bang! I was just trying to make a difference. But it is not clear whether it will happen again !! Will be a good place to stay and eventually enjoy this opportunity to see a thin line between our efforts and Andrew's forehead. Ok. Bop.

[@YakuWaku]

No one gonna mention that he can do many instruments?

[@jitheshrajan1051]

That's some hardcore poetry

[@icecubeviking]

U did it better? Bill Wurtz lil pump (gucci gang)

[@Arthur-yf9yv]

Your avatar? Imma lift that HIIIGGHHHHH

[@ernststravoblofeld]

Everything is hardcore at the sparkle party.

[@angryyodajeff1879]

You cuold make a religion out of this.

[@user-p70totype101]

And then conquer the world as well

[@jameshuggins8820]

bro I'm so sorry but I can't like this comment because then it would change the number from 69

[@jayjay_1652]

WE ALREADY DID(kinda)

[@bread6458]

SpElInGs Go BrRrR dude its could

[@jameshuggins8820]

@@bread6458 bruh he literally just mistyped something

[@duncanash5124]

The songs won't sing for free, say Bill, the same guy who refused to put ads in his videos.

[@tiredamateur]

he could of earned hundreds of thousands, maybe millions of dollars off all his work but he didn't

[@lazyken6468]

Katelyn Finn But I wish he could. Maybe build some net worth

[@oceaneleny1586]

Nalina sky Duhaylungsod 2:28

[@kjblue3736]

actually i think he has ads becuse i got one(but maybe its becuse i'm in a playlist)

[@Wizrad-p4z]

If he had ads I’d watch the whole ad for him

[@emma9253]

“Nah Bill wurtz isn’t really funny” Well excuse me *im going sailing*

[@colverino]

"Then they threw away my baby shoes" Top ten most dangerous criminals

[@suomi-finlandmemes3932]

10/10 needs more likes

[@rynar1586]

Underrated

[@DebugCat]

gonna throw my wallet away and my keys AND MY SHOES and the instrument that i plaay hm

[@jasonsoohoo5421]

The “here is a poem about rain” part is actually pretty catchy.

[@davidwallerstein3113]

Oh don't worry I will *PAY* to see the song sing you

[@christophecarpentier9797]

Then the song will pay meeeee 🎶

[@jothaman3555]

People *PAY* other songs to sing people? U can make a religion out of this

[@dorianclennett6165]

No don't

[@papi1050]

In Soviet Russia, the song sings YOU!!

[@Mylok_]

In Mother Russia, the song sings US*.

[@BlazingshadeLetsPlay]

This video is the one that broke KZbin

[@someperson3197]

Yep

[@roxyinabox]

Samee

[@aarntn4050]

PORNHUB copystrike youtube

[@kadabraguy9846]

HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW KZbin CRASHED AFTER THIS VIDEO WAS POSTED I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY COMMENTS ABOUT IT

[@gavinbosse3082]

Kadabra Guy woah really that’s so wacky

[@psycho3870]

HOLY SHIT KZbin CRASHED?! It’s a constant thing that will always happen. Bill didn’t crash the whole platform, you can take your tin foil hat off.

[@okcool6527]

Whoa i think your the first person to notice!!!!😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮

[@emilyschad902]

Wow. Huh.

[@suomi-finlandmemes3932]

*_M I N D B L O W N_*

[@ailynn14]

Those lyrics might seem dumb, but actually they are pretty deep...

[@remsleep2122]

Just like your pfp

[@ailynn14]

@@remsleep2122 maybe

[@NitroFlux07]

They r both deep and dumb

[@budgetyoutubechannel6128]

@@remsleep2122 you have a gacha life pfp 😐

[@zin_of_zink7532]

@@budgetyoutubechannel6128 and?

[@yoandimov8236]

Types of music: Pop Rock Country bill wurtz and more

[@sleepless2621]

Yoan Dimov bill Wurtz is essentially free jazz if free jazz was pop music. It’s fucking genius

[@jkrai9684]

I love the and more genre, it’s really great

[@lazyken6468]

Who clicked"and more"

[@thomasedison5453]

@@lazyken6468 i see what you did there. lol

[@ourladypeace3]

Pop Rock Country Rap Classical Electro Dubstep Bill Wurtz Toby Fox Jazz Metal House Future Bass Happy Hardcore Jungle Breakcore Extratone Synthwave And more

[@PowWowAnimations]

I wanna be like you when I’m younger.

[@zoeysunj]

that comment made me so confused lmao

[@aarondelacruz7484]

Haha

[@bito2041]

Wait a minute (said in kazoo kid voice)

[@plainki2174]

PowWow Animations how was your server not down

[@Madhattersinjeans]

This isn't be how things normally do.

[@mattygee1402]

We need an editing tutorial

[@phoenixwhiler943]

It will last for more than two days I don't think KZbin allows that

[@harrisonwood4966]

I don't think we can be taught... it's a gift

[@soggytortillla]

It should be taught through song

[@alivinghumanbutisachair9115]

2 day long song

[@CoochieKissKing]

The how to artist channel did it

[@Kyqoz]

2:33 when he said “and I don’t quite know what it means” I felt that

[@mx.rain_yt]

Short opinion/analysis: In this song, I think bill is singing about how he wants to be able to change the world in teh future and make it better than it has ever been, hence the line "higher than it's been before". I also think that he talks about how he wants to be different, but that he'd rather change himself on the inside, rather than apperance.

[@Yikeowsky]

But i like my bills Wurtzy

[@craftworld5615]

I think he is more of displaying how we are caught in delusional optimism. What merry view of the world we have when we are young and then we discovered that all of it were blatant lies.

[@ICouldntThinkOk]

Panda Curry Thanks English teacher.

[@Xannyphantom905]

what's appearance gotta do with it?

[@lazilexi]

I think he just means everyone who sees this will get high, so if it got on trending the world would get higher.

[@tokenkat3801]

Something magical happened today. My world history class had independent time to work on stuff but instead of working, some kids were playing your “history of the world I guess” video and everyone was just silent so we could all listen in. Look at you impacting the world and junk

[@nathanhollander5336]

A truely amazing site god bless america (but mostly bill)

[@TLoMaCM2]

Katheryn C we recently watched his history of japan video in history as an actual studying video in class and it was awesome. We’re also going to watch the history of the entire world I guess before the finals

[@russellkabirmusic]

Nothing quite like that new Bill Wurtz song feeling. Happiness in a colorful swirl of imagination. That's a human person!

[@insanoorange]

Every slow part 0:34 my friends say I'm still a baby 1:07 here's a poem about rain 1:22 here's a poem about fame 1:53 faced with so many changes 2:23 then the song will sing me 2:37 hearing it in my dreams

[@semiace6301]

I'm gonna sing songs to the whole entire world (Releases video) And when the whole entire world sings to the music, that's when I'll know it worked (KZbin crashes)

[@jadeyu7197]

TRUE THO.

[@misc9872]

So that's what happened

[@cutepuddleslime8201]

No wonder I could not go on KZbin last night, I thought it was maintanance but it crashed.

[@kaedenlee7760]

As soon as the song ends I miss him..

[@bugslugz]

yea I was trying to watch this video was super confused

[@TheSkullivan12]

Bill Wurtz makes what is simultaneously the most baffling and most inspirational music I've ever heard.

[@EthanBradburyVlogs]

Jack Stauber is much better

[@erichrathkamp8498]

I want this to be the only surviving record of humanity when we're gone

[@tylerheintzen722]

Its insane how harmonically interesting this is, but he talks about nothing which is amazing. Bill Wurtz is talented af.

[@SakuraMoonflower]

Harmonically and rhythmically fascinating, without being overly syncopated to the point of disabling a person from dancing to it. His pop music is fascinating. XD

[@MrPatters]

I can't believe I've been subscribed to Bill for 2 years now.

[@channelnein6365]

same

[@taggerung_]

whoa dude, thats cool

[@scottmcgrath2594]

You’re older

[@Gyg5r]

Me to

[@MMillion]

Woah.

[@JacobCarlson]

I love your original songs more than most music I hear.

[@-john2g3]

people think that i listen his music to troll, i truely fucking like it

[@DebugCat]

​@@-john2g3 who thinks that? i thought everyone was wurtzist

[@qmulus_yt]

the lifting of the entire world, i guess

[@77philesposito]

StarryAnimations more histories are needed

[@DebugCat]

@@77philesposito like the history of bill lifting the entire world, i guess

[@contranymph]

Bill.... you write soothing but unapologetic lullabies that shine with hard truths, honesty and compassion. I find comfort in your work, love the trifecta of music words and images. As an artist, writer and violinist I am blown away by your talent... as a human being I am deeply touched that you share these beautiful melodies with no “goal” of “payback”(fame,“likes”, monetization).Thank you for these sweet offerings.

[@radiotelevision2371]

He stopped posting :(

[@andrewdupper973]

Born too late to explore the world Born too early to explore the universe Born just it time for bill wurtz edit: okay 558 likes, apparently i've either made people very hapy or i should run for president

[@theninjas2870]

Fuck exploring, bill wurtz is the only reason i haven't game ended myself

[@ljubomirjuraj9658]

Yeah, cause se really dont explore the universe....

[@johnathandoughboy]

Sounds like you were born in a terrible time. This is so fucking dumb

[@theninjas2870]

@@johnathandoughboy Take it fucking back!

[@bones9964]

Just join the American space force...............this is sadly not a joke

[@ChristopherMoom]

I'm loving this new spicy upload rate.

[@seanjamestwofirstnames2149]

Chara Dreemurr - Christopher Moon so hot. Hawt hawt hawT!!

[@elliejelli]

E v e r y w h e r e

[@MetalSonic420]

Same!!!

[@The98Man098]

Chara Dreemurr - Christopher Moon 99th like

[@wattlebby]

I'm seeing you in a lot of places. Don't be another Justin Y.

[@mr-nonsense]

I wonder what goes through this guy's mind every day

[@swone100]

"ok, what's the weirdest video and video name..."

[@dcard228]

You're looking at it

[@comedymask5340]

Drugs

[@OzTheOkay]

He literally tells you??

[@comedymask5340]

@@OzTheOkay No, but the man on my ceiling does

[@CrazyUncleRanen]

The lyrics to these songs actually make perfect sense as poetry. Each line has a different message. Absolutely brilliant!

[@justaninnocentpomegranate3702]

Bill Wurtz posts then KZbin crashes? Coincidence? *I think not!*

[@joshpasta6257]

This guy sounds like Bill Wurtz

[@Actiomedey]

Nah

[@butterflyesdoalsoeatfishtearsb]

You have very poor hearing this is not Bill Wurtz

[@sporeham1674]

Nah. Totally different!

[@doorslammer633]

Neat observation. Thank you for your insight.

[@summers.6435]

So who's gonna tell him?

[@GennyR]

Bill is such a legend he crashed youtube when he uploaded this.

[@ratbat1072]

Yes

[@Jolgeable]

hahahahahahaha

[@SpencerStarnes]

Your music has absolutely taken over my summer. Thanks bill.

[@Anya-mr9mc]

The music version of bob ross

[@nathanricketts2415]

its like they swapped the pot with acid

[@isabellali8178]

*I'M WHEEZING OVER HERE*

[@MacoLmao]

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@georgenapper532]

Pretty sure KZbin went down for a minute there because God heard there was a new Bill Wurtz video and wanted to be the first to watch it.

[@pareidolist]

Susan Wojcicki had to have a private showing

[@boundbyblood2282]

Legend has it that one of the versus in the bible is based on the teachings of Bill Wurtz

[@georgenapper532]

I will be reading from the book of Samurai

[@ubaste]

you fool, bill wurtz is god

[@boundbyblood2282]

What if, and bare with me on this....BILL created God?

[@aakashr2101]

*THE ONLY CHANNEL THAT GIVES GOOD VIBES AND FEELS LIKE WE'RE BACK IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF KZbin*

[@saeranseki]

preach

[@aakashr2101]

Worthless Hello BTS fan.. 😊

[@saeranseki]

@@aakashr2101 єw ѕσmєσnє wíth вαd σpíníσnѕ

[@aakashr2101]

Worthless what are you saying

[@aakashr2101]

Ttt

[@ladder3257]

Three minutes down the drain. _WORTH IT._

[@maulanalaser4748]

"Drum is shoe." -Bill Wurtz 2019

[@residentalien818]

*2018 -grammar nazi 2019

[@MikeAckerschott.]

Cheese -me 2020

[@user-p70totype101]

Pandemic -Also me 2020

[@squibkanotty99]

Pain -me march 87th 2020

[@David-in2xt]

Did you mean "17 October 2018"?

[@KrisTheDukeOfYork]

1:08 Bill is probably feeling that triangle more than any other triangle-player in history

[@huntercrapo4685]

Your profile pick is my favorite

[@ghostinthemachine1760]

@@huntercrapo4685 i read this as profile dick

[@WholesomeLad]

My mom said I can be anything when I'm older. So I'm being Bill Wurtz!

[@chellhen]

This is his most underrated video ever.

[@snivylink2119]

nah this one is: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2LSg5iwmbZ4sK8

[@suzannaoros7675]

@@snivylink2119 god damn you 😄

[@seraland1]

lol the editing is so simple yet so hard to edit

[@Vextrove]

Creative use of simple editing

[@lanaalways]

He used it so much and made so many videos that I bet it's second nature at this point

[@offlineable]

Yes, the hardest part would be creating a video like that for the first time. Once you do it enough, have a bunch of the same assets to use, and get used to a workflow, you can crank out videos like that faster.

[@Mc99911]

I would like to add, not implying that any of you were being contrary, its still damn impressive

[@Vextrove]

@@Mc99911 My guess would be a lot of images and text with different fonts, with bright colors and for the editing, energetic movement of the visuals and a lot of basic color manipulation using multiplication, subtraction, XOR, overlay, negation, reflect. Add all those ingredients together with a bit of ingenious creativity and you'd get close

[@ollyyyyyyyyy1352]

bill is like our collective awkward kid. we don't understand what he's doing, but we still support him and love him and what he does.

[@3gg584]

OllyDGaming ha

[@theone2-three438]

It's the exact opposite he's fucking god and we're trying to figure out how to decode his videos to tell us the meaning of life

[@deepbluesyntax]

@@theone2-three438 yeah I have a conspiracy theory that he's the second coming of Jesus

[@emq5340]

We lift each other up though the purple haze with our laffy taffy marvel superhero puppet strings. Reach for everything, except what takes you back downwards. Or diagonally, that shit will mess you up.

[@bella9590]

You ruined it

[@Houston_Smh]

Can this video be credited for the "Great KZbin Crash of 2018'

[@xponen]

can we mourn the great (global) KZbin Crash of 2018 on 9:20PM US Eastern Time

[@dannywapbang]

Malik saved KZbin

[@nopenope273]

i thought it was my WiFi

[@epikitee2186]

I didn't get to watch this till this morning because of the crash! I am very sad that I had to wait so long.

[@carton5235]

No

[@HiNinqi]

Love this. Also, you'd made the best middle school English class in the universe.

[@roflwtfdude]

clouds clouds rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain [[[[ the ground ]]]]

[@nathanielbellmore]

Absolutely brilliant

[@KittyCat-qj1tk]

Absolute poetic genius. A masterpiece. The definition of perfection.

[@valocator3923]

*picks up jaw from the ground*

[@Aloewaves]

🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧 💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧 ⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰

[@freeman7079]

Is the ground Jewish?

[@kerrycoleman8395]

“Special thanks to the whole entire world” Awe :)

[@VZPZ]

Bill Wurtz songs make both more and less sense to me the more I listen to them.

[@ShinyChroma]

We aren't ready to understand. Just listen and learn.

[@russellzauner]

It's like they make love to themselves, but only for procreation, even though it's enjoyable.

[@RLane-xz5cj]

Same. Also, holy shit, brain dawgs.

[@jonahlehuman1125]

I can never figure out what his songs mean by listening to them once. His watered down way of singing and his weird metaphors make it very hard to tell what he means.

[@Willybean08]

You have to listen to it multiple times but the lyrics in most of his songs are either very motivational or very depressing.

[@visibleconfusion9894]

idk why i laughed so hard when the mic was either backwards or not there

[@Murarius43]

He's got a great sense of humor.

[@lemonloop4270]

Hey berd flamingo

[@jjff6493]

Alsome

[@jasminelane3258]

Hello again

[@mcswootyy193]

Ur everywhere

[@acetrainerevan]

Thank you Bill, very cool!

[@CuriousNeon]

Thank you@logicchecks Is Sad, very cool!

[@BlurDelta]

Thank you logicchecks, very cool!

[@riki9816]

Thank you Demetri Williams, very cool!

[@minivann2737]

120 likes in 2 minutes df kinda witchcraft is this

[@suomi-finlandmemes3932]

I would like to thank you, person named Bill, in my opinon this was very cool!

[@lunaetultra5580]

Every video of yours is somehow always better than the one before, you're reaching heights that were previously unheard of. Though I don't have to tell you this, do keep up the wonderful work

[@Grachtnakk]

The last couple were kinda boring but this one is awesome again.

[@MisterDoctorBaconman]

Grachtnakk ya got that backwards mate

[@Grachtnakk]

@@MisterDoctorBaconman Sexy Pants, Hallelujah and Mount St Helens were pretty mediocre or kinda out of harmony. This one goes back to stuff like "rabbit snakes"

[@minerharry]

Can we stop a moment to appreciate those weird slow/quick-mo sections when he got younger? he lip synced to the music at the wrong tempo. Pretty sweet!

[@minerharry]

...lip sanc?

[@duck-with-a-tophat2294]

@@minerharry did you forget to switch accounts?

[@minerharry]

@@duck-with-a-tophat2294 no, it was just an afterthought. I feel like the past tense of lip sync should by lip sanc

[@duck-with-a-tophat2294]

@@minerharry ah ok

[@yaoiisnotexplicit4595]

Rip baby shoes 0:39-0:42

[@Dawnfeethers]

F

[@jjnn2]

F

[@aldric2252]

F

[@richardperez6945]

For sale: baby shoes, never used

[@agentwashingtub9167]

Yaoi Is Not Explicit Lik dis if u cri ever tim

[@ohnonotsam]

Dude perfect timing for YT going down

[@oofmydude8173]

Welcome to dude perfect

[@bedtimerat]

"And the strange things famous people say" *"owowowowowowow"*

[@muun9403]

celerysoup OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO

[@fennburcham5739]

kAnYe

[@Deadman7265]

@Banana Howlter burn that stupid furry shit

[@NeoStar]

celerysoup where’s that gif of Katya from RPDR Saying “owowowowowow”

[@letsnotdothat975]

OwO what's this

[@JohnBainbridge0]

Bill: "♫ When the whole world sings to the music, that's when I'll know it worked. ♫" Internet: "♫ Guess what happens next! ♫"

[@kamaradenhans870]

But my friends say I'm still a baby

[@morganfreeman544]

The screams 2009, yet I still love it and it's still coming in 2018

[@ffnovice7]

Thank you Mr Freeman

[@JumbleHumbles]

I can smell you.

[@jayman4581]

1980* 🤣🤣🤣

[@deephorizon1365]

Its 2019 tho

[@YTRingoster]

I literally read this comment in the same voice that I read all comments in

[@DigitalDrummer]

looks like youtube is finally listening to people and decided to fix their algorithm. THIS is what youtube should be.

[@ako9212]

How can you look 19 and 41 at the same time.

[@emilyschad902]

Ako whatever age he is, he looks good.

[@misterklonoa1602]

i think he's 27/28, but i don't know for sure

[@JoJo-ho1zj]

DallasTheDoodle might as well round the fraction to 1 I guess (0:35)

[@ffnovice7]

He's white

[@alicjadzitkowska8244]

He looks great

[@zac5157]

I love dropping a tab than re watching his videos, they become so pleasing and make my trip 1000x better