(SLOWED) So You Wanna Marry Daisy

[@hanamiiiii7044]

This song is so amazing and i immediately have an entire movie playing in my head

[@tobiasthepoet10749]

Same, tbh

[@gacha_misty7898]

Ok like WHY ARE YOU EXACTLY LIKE ME!!

[@sofialonga]

SAMEEEE

[@nikithabincula8278]

Perfect Disney villian song, no?

[@alyzxioui]

yes-

[@kamillewindbirk2149]

I thought the exact same thing!!!

[@alyzxioui]

0:07 I like this part

[@vickiewickie420]

Man- not the wine- I wanted to drink that🥲

[@nikithabincula8278]

[Verse 1] So you wanna marry Daisy? Yeah well good luck with that You got about as much of a chance of licking the brim of my hat 'Cause she's a purebred Her forehead's worth about as much as your car So let's just say your little bouquet won't get you very far But slow down there slick See my sleeves are full of tricks You just say the word and I'll have you birds kissing at the Ritz And my price? It's nothing, it's cookie crumbs More of a steal if you ask me In terms of conditions my friend I've only got three Alright boys give me 128, medium rare [Verse 2] Rule one Congratulations son You've been promoted to private eye I want a pagе a week on every word she spеaks And brother, don't ask why Rule two You see that window Right above Mademoiselle's boudoir? Won't you be a doll and unlock it? I gotta make a quick withdrawal and a small deposit And last but not least Listen up close kid this ones for your own good If that girl ever twirls her little brunette curls and leans in close to say "Meet me under the magnolia tonight If you wanna get a little crazy" You turn and run for the hills straight and fast Because crazys Daisy's way of saying you'll end up laying on the wrong side of the grass [Verse 3] So you wanna marry Daisy? Well that death wish don't come free But a wicked dream needs a wicked schemer So thank heavens you met me She gots a two ply, cream pie, Uni degree In stealing from suckers like you Steal it buddy [Outro] She's got a two ply, cream pie Hard knocks degree in feastin' on suckers On suckers like you