SLP Explains How to Pick A Children's Book for Speech Development

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The first thing is Cocomelon, this is very stimulant and if it has it in your book, it may turn into a cringe book which one sent to the national geographic department of cringe. Will then destroy the book so I recommend you do that. The second thing is that there could also be a big bad wolf, this is very bad for the children’s development because it will scare the children for life because then the big bad wolf will come to your house. The third thing you gotta look out for is the rock Johnson there may be rocks in your book and if they are you gotta go on an adventure with your baby and see a rock or else the rock will curse you. The fourth thing you gotta look out for is green skull AI. they have many educational videos, including I created my own ChatGPT and it’s very serious. Totally not a joke at all. Then the fifth thing you gotta look out for is long paragraphs because when fed to your children they will cause your Minecraft character to be damaged permanently