A Millionaire Got Us PREGNANT

[@karla_143]

The fact they started to play a whole different game and they tried to make it fit into the story is crazyy

[@Ready13]

LMAOOO

[@itsmeangel1247]

Yeaaaa iwas like boy go back the story??? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@enaassyed3086]

The fact that they don't even realise that🤣🤣🤣​@@itsmeangel1247

[@ameliasykes723]

They were fr serious too✋🏿😭

[@moonshapedpool]

switching to the mafia game halfway gave me whiplash

[@alexh6604]

right i had to rewind to make sure i was in the same video

[@Snoopy_37]

monster pfp :)

[@dolsphin56]

pfp goes incredibly hard

[@sophiaredmonn]

aespa mentioned

[@iloverii7e]

@@sophiaredmonn thank u i love u

[@eiltzy]

them randomly playing a diff game outta nowhere has to b the funniest shit ever

[@frenchiegirl5464]

THEM PLAYING AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT GAME IS CRAZYYYY

[@SanctuaryOfLove]

im happy about it honestly the last story was KINDA weak

[@Smellymelly10]

i can respect the fact they got creative with it tho 👏😹

[@abigailffff]

They should do a vid where they just play random game ads that pop up on their phone that would be so funny

[@tsou22]

the fact they didn't realise at first as if the characters and the setting and style wasnt completely different 😭😭😭

[@k.d9499]

​@@tsou22 its like it was an intentional bit 🫣🤔

[@mayahsvida]

“girl😐 you need to download the freaking app to track your thing!” the sassy man apocalypse bro LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[@bellemarie005]

right! like what do they know about Flo😭

[@camilaguzman1503]

@@bellemarie005no frls😂

[@beepboop3928]

STOP LMAOO

[@lilinka439]

@@bellemarie005Flo is man owned use clue yall 😏

[@4liy4h]

Oh nah they done got dsstinys cousin 😭😭

[@Yojakat]

THIS IS THE FUNJNIEST SHI EVER

[@k4zuhaaaa]

LMFAOOOO

[@preservedfruitt8938]

GET OUTTTTT😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@obs7rve]

GET😭😭😭😂😂

[@bIinkthreetimes]

why are you talking like that you're WHITE

[@raesinee]

wait y’all got pregnant by a millionaire too wtf 😭😭 i can’t have any original experience 😭😭😭 wtfff

[@pphnxxx]

i love literal memes😭😭😭

[@KEYYYYYY.]

you too!?? Broo 😭😭

[@coolcat39123]

i hate when ts happens 😭😭😭

[@noursaccount]

@@pphnxxxright 😭 same omg

[@mi1kyisapissbaby]

omg i thought i was different tbh 😭😭😭

[@piplynn]

watching martin teach hamzah how to read like hes doing popcorn reading 😭

[@mi1kyisapissbaby]

it cracks me up every time 😭

[@chunkymonkey170]

for the next slushy noobz banger they should take him to get evaluated for dyslexia 🔥🔥🔥

[@arielm227]

the way that the mommy by chance story is the exact same plot as jane the virgin is sending mee😂😂

[@segiitaff6421]

at least the baby father is a billionaire in this one and not whatever the baby father in jane the virgin was doing 😂😂

[@amymorgan9434]

even the decor of her apartment is like the hotel rooms in the show lol

[@nososkxjzjsjs8406]

LMFAO FR

[@KEYYYYYY.]

Literally 😭

[@arielm227]

@@segiitaff6421 i mean he was rich as well but it was family money so

[@mw7845]

“he flashes you? Let’s go, that shit costs gems!” I’m crying 😭😭😭

[@hmmmm362]

"sunny with a cloud of meatballs" LMAOOOOO

[@aleesha107]

i fully lolled

[@breederofmen]

LOL

[@jasluvscarti444]

i was looking at the comments on this video on my tv (dont ask) and i saw ur comment bcs i noticed them saying thatbtoo and THEN I SAW UR PFP AND I GOT SO EXCITED 😄😄😄 that i searched my whole room to try and find my phone and finally found it but it was dead. so i put it on charge and waited the whole time watching it to waiy for it to come on 😭🙏 when it finally charged i went straight to youtube searched up this video and was looking for ur comment and i FOUND IT AGAINNN!!! JUST SO I COULD TELL U HOW MUCH I LOVE UR PFP. HELLO I LOVE FRANK OCEAN SO MUCH HIHIHIHI

[@oblieskdisc]

The way I was reading this right when he said that 😂

[@helena13906]

i love the diversity in your videos! showing the hardships of becoming a mother but also the adversity of being in the mafia!! keep it up!!!🥰

[@Sophie33806]

LMAOO

[@TessDempsey]

"She would win a trauma dump war"😭

[@moonshapedpool]

the fact that you just kept playing the mafia game despite the confusion lmaooo

[@hannahwatters1]

hamzah’s “hell nah” is now apart of my vocabulary

[@nicole_j24]

SAMW😭

[@LARRAY]

you guys are awesome

[@samtaastic]

Larray got infected with slushy noobz virus?

[@areeba4178]

Collab now

[@IWonDicEnMeyaz]

real

[@Mindylaba]

ARIANAA WHAT ARE YOU DONG HEREE

[@Mindylaba]

PLEASEE COLLAB WITH THEMMM

[@badbinch101]

Ted looks like Martin with that damn looksmaxxing filter on

[@salimata1764]

Literally

[@atlantagillard]

you guys should each make ur own episode stories and have each other play them… that would be wild😭😭

[@artangelic]

wait actually that sounds so fun

[@feel4chestnuts]

YESSSS

[@Zeusaoi]

OMG YESS

[@rishdwards]

“what level reading are you?”“I’m learning” 1 second later “Ted calls you after”

[@mi1kyisapissbaby]

I WAS LITERALLT TRYING TO PROCESS WHAT THE FLIP JUST HAPPENED THERE

[@HammyKammy777]

The only thing I’ve been saying lately is “boy get outa here boy” cus of Martin. Now all my friends say it 😭

[@dropaloadonme]

homie hopper as in all your friends be copying each other

[@fartmcqueen]

you're starting a plague

[@andimahaffy]

i keep saying boi tell him nah boi and everyone is confused smh

[@Smellymelly10]

you're spreading the slushy virus 🤓

[@bellaflores333]

SAMEE

[@andreag9256]

mandy would be so disappointed in the fact that you guys did not notice that this is the exact plot of jane the virgin

[@isao722]

BYE

[@hanabanana9319]

the fact that the whole time hamzah just thinks marge has ovarian cancer bc he read the text wrongly

[@Dina4444.]

A wise man once said "Have a baby by me, baby be a millionaire".

[@aly.m.2705]

Ugh this brings back memories😢😕

[@chunkymonkey170]

ghandi was this?

[@bluebonnetgal8972]

yues@@chunkymonkey170

[@gtbsgsbe]

i literally listen to that song on a daily basis u dont understand

[@ellendegenerate6817]

this is healing hamzah’s mommy issues

[@mercyfa]

this is secretly just reading practice for hamzah

[@nadsvol6]

“boy get the hell outta here” quoting martin is a disease

[@dowdydon]

gotta add that extra boi at the end don’t forget

[@lutestring12]

who’s up slushing their noob?

[@alexandruh]

ME !! ME!!

[@malachicampbell5617]

im looksmaxxing

[@lindsayshroyer9309]

guilty 😎

[@hyukaberryz]

me 🙏🏼

[@kourys4L]

me!!!

[@whiffsz3555]

Them not realizing they started to play an entirely new game is wild😭 please nvr change

[@jivuvosne]

LMAO IT WAS SO FUNNY I CAN‘T

[@amara9953]

they knew it’s their bit 😭

[@trout-nation007]

ted trying to get her to go along with the lie is INSANE, I would’ve flipped the table over

[@charlotte-ch7th]

martin having a crush on marge simpson when he was younger tells me all i need to know about him...

[@Mymy_1800]

The way they started playing a whole new game 😭

[@Idamuf]

the fact they thought she had ovarian cancer and didn't realize that she just had a family history of it... these queens smh

[@Slushyslut]

29:39 how did the doctor “ accidentally” impregnate her like that has to be some sort of crime boy😭 how did they just flash past that and start shooting people bruh😭

[@ashleypalmer-ot2cs]

watch jane the virgin

[@miso0918]

THE SWITCH TO A WHOLE DIFF GAME DAWG 😭

[@spicyriice]

the grand mafia intermission is killing me

[@aiztek5902]

10:05 WHY DO THEY HAVE SCHMIDT IN HERE😭😭

[@sourrlemon]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING LIKE WHAT 😭

[@naji9890]

NO LITERALLY IT LOOKS LIKE HIM 😭😭

[@sash3361]

LITERALKY WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@montes4480]

LMAO THATS PROBABLY WHY HAMZAH RECOGNIZED HIM TOO

[@australianctzen]

literally what I thought lmfaooo

[@sammsxe]

6:04 AHAHHAA THE WAY HE IS SO UPSET THAT SHE WASNT TRACKING 😭

[@x.4045]

I CAN'T STOP CACKLINGGGGGG WHEN THEY START PLAYING AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT GAMEEEEEEEEE

[@Usirk_]

them switching the game and acting like nothing happened is one of the funniest things I've seen 😭😭

[@itsharu04]

IM CRYING

[@erinbrindlessyyyy]

when they’re getting pregnant you know it’s a slushy noobz BANGER♨️

[@keiraabi]

the way so much of this is read incorrectly to the way it alters the story a bit is so funny to me 😭😭

[@aval2756]

thank you slushies i needed this rn

[@crustyma]

23:35 martin is gonna follow his mom’s footsteps

[@mw7845]

The way he thought he ate 😂

[@bellagarcia5607]

Martin saying “HE DJ’s ON HER…” was insane!! please make a video of you guys writing a fanfic!!!

[@011mph]

"she would win a trauma dump war" is killing me 😭

[@wafaalqahtani7846]

“Let’s leave the negativity, exhale the bullshit inhale the good shit” I’m stealing this 😭😭😭😭

[@jimsonweed]

high ass wooks have been posting that as a facebook status for years

[@IrescentAJ]

lmao the switch to the mafia game mid video cuz of that ad had me dying

[@AlecBurriss]

That awk moment when they are checking you for cancer and they put a baby in you :|

[@rishdwards]

the celebration at the end is weirdly wholesome i love these guys so much😭😭

[@almondhershey]

i prepared a plate of steak and rice, not knowing what to watch when it was time to eat.... but then i looked down at my phone, a smile on my face. a new slushy noobz video?! 🤩 this is everything i could've asked for! a delicious plate of food, and my favorite youtubers reading stories to me 😊

[@emanderspn]

this is poetry

[@moneygettingalways]

I too prepared a steak, only I ate it before I could see their upload...

[@iIovespongebob]

@@moneygettingalwaysim so sorry to hear that, that must be so hard on you🙁💔

[@ja-kenrbeox]

I didn’t prepare any steaks and i didn’t eat any steak so these comments are actually offensive as they offend those who did not have steak. Apologise.

[@armieman67]

I had a lovely bowl of Goldfish to watch this film with. It was a jolly watch.

[@inc0gnito_kass]

not them thinking that the different game was chapter 2 😭

[@fia908-i4b]

“fear bubbles in my chest-“ hamza:“and so does ovarian cancer😐” LMFAOO

[@somisoluv]

I was not expecting Martin to make a gossip girl reference

[@s_haro]

0:42 it's literally the plot of the tv show 'Jane The Virgin' but whitewashed 💀

[@ncthcly]

hamzah picking up his phone any time he comes across a word he doesn’t know is sooo me 😭

[@cookthistrack]

37:55 martin was trying so hard not to laugh 😭

[@aixaspov]

34:54 martin really has his moms creative writing skills

[@cliona2229]

so glad to see another slushy upload as I am about to eat, this saved me as a certified ipad baby

[@lilyy202]

Not yall playing a completely different game 😭

[@loona.l]

I was dying when they switched game, it was the funniest move

[@fshzi]

I’m genuinely so confused as to how Martin stays so in character I would pass out from laughing 😭

[@mad0kaluv]

“he looks familiar” that’s literally schmidt from new girl

[@luluwilson9007]

dying laughing that they accidentally played a different game for a half an hour

[@alysaur]

loved this 2 in 1 video in the middle yall should do more

[@georgiax444]

13:36 THE WAY MARTIN LOOKS AT HAMZAH AND STARTS BOUNCING HIS HEAD

[@bellesareblack]

46:52 bro hamzah dragging martin caught me off guard it reminded me of how they handle fish and carl wtf

[@jaspersfart]

25:00 i love this analogy. martin ur so right

[@leocastrej0n]

hamzah looking extra gorgeous in this video & his smile is beautiful please god take it out it HURTTSS

[@loloseeghosts]

They’ll try to get pregnant on every game ever

[@Mavi_884]

I luv when they say “girl”😭

[@pipercannon24]

wait…martin and hamzah kinda look like those brothers on TikTok, Mykonos and Oikos

[@emilykenevan222]

yeah wait i kinda see it tbh

[@macherfarfan1435]

Mykonos looks like Ted

[@skinnylegend9782]

WTF THIS FELT LIKE A FEVER DREAM BECAUSE DID THEY SWITCH FROM JANE THE VIRGIN TO MAFIA GANGS LMAOO

[@angiemaries]

Y’all should make your own episode story for all the slushees

[@kra90210]

34:21 them synching up was so Beautiful ❤️

[@Cauldron737]

This is a certified classic, please keep playing these

[@rufcat2970]

“Martin, this is not the same game…” “but Mike Reynolds!”

[@aishwaryaark]

this basically being jane the virgin is so funny to me 😭😭

[@BundeeakiNo1]

martins calm, docile and beta nature really showed in this episode :/ at least hamzah is here to keep the sigma energy alive!

[@jesscscca]

the freak does this mean 😡

[@jaeminthecreator2877]

help mE WHEN HE SAID FINANCIAL FREEDOM I LITERALLY SPAT OUT MY DRINK DKJSKFJSDKJ

[@n9msd]

The way they were playing a whole different game is insane 😭😭

[@bubblybelle555]

ITS THE WAY WAY HAMZAH PULLED MARTIN ALONG IN THE CHAIR FOR ME 😂🤣🤣BOY GET UR LAZY ASS UP😂🤣🤣

[@JadeRamos21]

I can’t get enough of y’all. My night routine consists of at least 1 out of character podcast episode and 2 slushy noobz vids.

[@bloopasadam7062]

"Good meet see you Miss." is the most sentence of all time

[@leab7048]

The way they somehow associated two completely different games is insane 😭😭

[@axteriia]

ty for reading my mind of needing another vid of this 🤗 what lovely telepathic abilities

[@emelie4realzie]

LMAOO I THOUGHT I WAS TRIPPING, THEY JUST STARTED PLAYING AN AD?!

[@grvxe]

AND THE WAY THEY JUST THOUGHT IT WAS CHAPTER 2 AND CONVINCING THEMSELVES 😭😭

[@BtBu]

Im drunk right now, and this is what i needed. Thank you, guys. Woop woop

[@dalepx]

No you’re not.

[@lacy01]

@@dalepxtell em girl boss!

[@BtBu]

@@dalepx but i was :(

[@freddyfazbearboyfriend]

​@@BtBu I believe you ♡

[@BtBu]

@@freddyfazbearboyfriend Thank you

[@areeba4178]

Ted looks like yassified looksmaxxing Martin

[@anyperezirizarry8567]

"it's not accurate to our world, a lot of people are ugly in this world" as hamzah side eyes him LMFAOOOAO

[@simoneluciak9776]

when you pull up to the trauma dump but marge is your opponent

[@hip.less2.0]

it’s a beautiful day out, all i wanna do is play outside. but this is better!

[@LyingGrape]

you guys are SO mother😊

[@internetscurse]

@31:02 “is this like an extension?” IM CRYINGGGGGGG 🤣🤣🤣

[@reagsonfilm]

switching games when we were already emotionally invested like what…

[@SlusherBro]

i wish i was a baby in the hands of a billionaire.

[@griffgirl24]

Loving these wattpad playthroughs!

[@xxercsss]

YESS U GUYS POSTED AS SOON AS MY DOORDASH GOT HERE THANK YOU

[@rivverpebble]

thank u for the upload slush kings! my favorite part of the video was the little mafia sidequest, i love a dual storyline. do they eventually converge and vitale and marge meet?? can't wait for next upload! :3

[@tlou_]

Begging them to finish the stories they’ve started bc these are the only ones I can watch that are funny and not cringey😭

[@amandxhartmxn]

got high and was gaslit into thinking the ad was still the original game