Unpacking Our Trauma

[@harpstarr]

them guessing the main character being a lesbian so early on in the game is hilarious

[@GETBACKHEREISLA]

and them saying that purple is a lesbian color after hamzah said purple is his favorite color lmao 💀

[@harpstarr]

@@GETBACKHEREISLA HAHAHA I DIDNT NOTICE

[@bon01_]

This is honestly the funniest video they’ve ever made. The fucking note taking is killing me

[@na1omic]

LIETERLALYLYLLYLY

[@Bell4.]

lmfaooo right

[@afkenvy]

21:04

[@perfectblue3]

"dreidel.....drake? drake IS jewish *scribbling*"

[@jascntcdd]

i am CRYING at them putting the lesbian dots together

[@greta6685]

“Bop it, squeeze it, rub it… tease it? Tug it??” Had me dying

[@mishellgg]

“When does the rose toy come out”😭😭😭

[@Hane123kl]

Bop it squeeze it rob it tuck it😅

[@AlliFrank-bw5kr]

them not knowing its supposed to be a little kid 💀

[@SmallJo]

Martin and Hamzah really got cozy before GTA 6 😂😂😂 wow 2023 is full of suprises! 😅

[@unknown-or3li]

You‘d be surprised of 2024😂

[@missybrown7564]

we really got bald martin and hamzah before gta 6

[@omarcx7864]

Honestly, discovering this channel is the best thing that has happened to me this year.

[@Yourfeetarestinky155]

RIGHT

[@amberh4470]

i couldn’t imagine life before this

[@CHANN3L_NAME]

Real asf

[@selinguler8060]

istg same

[@CattleyaTereso]

Martin getting pissed of Hamzah constantly writing on the notebook is so funny 😭😭

[@SoyAngellll]

i've actually never seen martin this upset lol

[@Perkalicious]

You know it’s a slushy noobz banger when they unpack their trauma

[@sierrabrown673]

sometimes i question myself for consuming this as a grown woman but it’s just so cozy i can’t help it

[@amp4105]

I'm watching this as a guy bruh 😂😂

[@familyguyandablunt]

saving this slushy video to watch during my lunch break! makes me feel better about my corporate enslavement

[@goobding3761]

Take one shot every time Chris Griffin talks, he’s rare enough to keep you on your toes, and any time there’s a scene in the Griffin house you know Chris is nearby! Would you rather have Family Guy and a blunt, or have Slushy Noobs and $50? With $50 you could buy a nice lunch and breakfast, but then not have enough for a great dinner.. maybe some gas money then.

[@familyguyandablunt]

@@goobding3761 i think i peed myself

[@mi1kyisapissbaby]

slushy noobz watchers are so silly

[@milkamoussse]

​@@goobding3761 what are you rlskitnnsbabout

[@girlpopgirl]

realll I do this

[@ncthcly]

48:48 roach spray by the panini press is crazy 😭

[@majesticgenes]

Them actually putting the dots together that it is a lesbian SO EARLY into the game is actually so hilarious

[@pompill]

half their fanbase is lebsians they have to know sbout the signs

[@mswizzler]

the way the journal was there for cozy vibes and ended up being some investigation material

[@fartmcqueen]

a whole hour?? oh my god this is like a heavensent video, the angels crafted this video carefully and gracefully and packed it in a little box and sent it down to KZbin hq

[@lukecuendet9078]

yuuichi kun

[@wiethen]

Angles*

[@lynnl999]

@@lukecuendet9078 love this movie so much

[@salem7503]

you both genuinely radiate a lovely friendship (i'm getting the i love my friends tee to appreciate my friends!)

[@minionfann19]

So thankful, spent the entire day slaving away now I can relax with the slushynoobz

[@lunajkk]

the constant period talk 😭😭

[@valtellz]

23:13 never expected a kafka mention in a slushynoobz video

[@andreag9256]

them thinking the underwear is socks tells you everything you need to know

[@piplup985]

40:41 the drawing of the creeper😭

[@hypoh3at94]

its at 54:41 clearer 😭

[@piplup985]

@@hypoh3at94Omg😭 ty

[@weedtoad]

"that's actually really good, show them." made me smile. martin was genuinely so supportive in that lil moment.

[@ridarizvi9366]

martin taking a note after hamzah sneezes and at every other random part lolll

[@lilyclement8120]

this is great exposure therapy for my ocd

[@buns4days]

REAL DUDE

[@mayav8467]

No fr, watching men organize is like watching a boomer attempt to navigate technology

[@erinkate9382]

omg felt

[@jadezeldaa]

@@buns4days

[@xlieilz1625]

6 mins in and this just might be one of the bestest slushy vod ever

[@xlieilz1625]

loving the fan service !!!!!

[@sudsybuzzbee]

@@xlieilz1625 what does This mean

[@FBIs]

23:32 cigarettes out the window - tv girl

[@SheliaZheng]

cigarettes after sex

[@zombielolzz]

crying at them calling the underwear socks while talking about getting underwear later 😭😭

[@onionseatinglemon]

is it just me or does the merch intro get better everytime

[@evihungry]

the fact that martin knows applejack is deeply concerning

[@Atrem.1]

Girl what who doesn’t know apple jack

[@sudsybuzzbee]

Of course, writing that down..

[@nextlevelsolegit]

this video was like a warm hug, yeah somtimes drama can happen between friedsn but really why are we together. its cuz we fel ta connection one that can be channeled through and seen through when you have intimate times. something like say... unpacking. that can bring out what we love about eachother even if we show it throgh a way society might deem hostile or something.

[@goobding3761]

If you were injured like a baby bird do you think Martin or Hamzah would try to nurse you back to health? Who would be more caring? Do you think after they helped you out and your wings healed you’d leave and fly away, or would you stay with the people who helped you and showed you love?

[@nextlevelsolegit]

@@goobding3761 why are you asking me this

[@zorospinksword]

the way they decorated the rooms genuinely stressed me out

[@little_r4t1945]

55:59 i appriciate this joke so much, i love all the editor jokes honestly

[@andreag9256]

please do more of these i unironically watched this in parts before bed everyday and had the best sleep ever

[@RiverrSsanderson]

coziest video i’ve watched, the christmas vibe, the cozy outfits, it makes me shed a tear🥹

[@ar1sta251]

why does no one talk about how sick their into is

[@saireneclise8625]

Y’all are such a cute couple bruh

[@catherinedawn08]

what a perfect way to end the night, with my soft sigma boys 🎉❤😂 cheers to that ladies

[@brookeb2894]

Buckle in for my lengthy review…This was genuinely one of my favorite slushy vids! The cozy atmosphere was immaculate. The genuine friendship between you guys and the bombastic jokes made it so enjoyable! I enjoyed Martin’s sneaky little lie when he said there was a spelling error but then ripped out the notebook page… very devious 😈 I definitely wasn’t expecting that crazy LSD tea plot twist at the end 😱 My favorite part was when Hamzah hit us with the steep deez nutz joke and then Martin spilled the tea right after 😆 I also loved the character analysis of the heavy flow non-binary nerd lesbian you guys were unpacking 😅 if you’re still reading this reply to my comment and let me and your fellow slushies know what your favorite color is…Mine is purple 😊!!!!!! LOVE YOU GUYS 🎉

[@goobding3761]

My favorite color is Green! My eyes are Hazel but I like to say they're green because it sounds more special. I like to think I'm special and deserving of everything that comes to me. Green occurs in nature so much and its such a beautiful color. I was talking to a girl for so long and she had beautiful green eyes. I miss her a lot. Overall, the Slushy Noobs made a reaaaaally good video! Thanks for the analysis and review, I cant wait for the next video!

[@fritochippie2753]

⁠​⁠@@goobding3761Green is my favorite color as well! But for the complete opposite reason. I need something that reminds me of the ugliness of the world. Puke is green, snot is green, other bodily fluids may be green too. Mold is green sometimes. So yah. Great video guys keep up the chill vibes and please check your tea labels, bc you never know. It may be lsd. Lesson learned for next time! Haha

[@mrdalouche]

@@fritochippie2753 this is actually a really interesting perspective! my favorite color ISNT green, but its my second favorite, and i like it because it reminds me of how beautiful the world is (where i live) in summer/spring; leaves are green, vines are green, grass is green and smells refreshing after its rained, green grapes are the best kind of grapes and the best to eat cold on a hot day. but i dont like really bright green or really dark green, i like the green thats in the middle. i think its interesting how one color or hue can be completely different for someone depending on who you ask. thank you for sharing your perspective on the color green!

[@miaham3701]

martin looks so cute in those glasses🥰🥰🥰🥰!! so pookie!!!!

[@biancatorres664]

FACTZZZ

[@therealbunnie9917]

39:20 them confusing markers as cigarettes is so funny 😭

[@maishaumanzor]

Thank you Hamzah and Martin for blessing us with an hour long video alhamdulillah🤲🏽

[@ariiannaperez]

this genuinely made me laugh. you guys are actually really funny.

[@amandasky2296]

i want hamzah so bad

[@feebzmoulton]

real

[@amp4105]

Stop simping creep

[@CertifiedStickerFiend]

y’all did terribly😭this was a hard watch great video tho 10/10

[@jjmochhaaa]

NO FR I HAVE THE GAMR MYSELF AND I WAS CRYING WHEN I SAW HOW UNORGANIZED THEY R

[@8263.9-p]

an hour long video? i just slushed so hard

[@Notquitekris]

“I’m definitely the knight… you’re definitely the fricken bixby” is CRAZY

[@Liloannestitch]

busty gyatt😭😭

[@ashantirules]

As a glasses user thank you for some representation! 😂🎉

[@surabhi7419]

This!!

[@sofiaram_os8052]

👏👏👏

[@prettygirlbrainrot]

I bet Martin has played dungeons and dragons and understands how to play enough to explain it.

[@zoetheprof]

I’m new here. I’ve been eating breathing and drinking your videos for the last few days. I love these long videos so much. Lowkey life changing

[@VS-pq8pn]

“Chai t- Chai. Just chai.” Is killing me

[@narinhaaaaaaa]

Pretty hurts (Pretty hurts) We shine the light on whatever's worst You're tryna fix something But you can't fix what you can't see (Pretty hurts) It's the soul that needs a surgery When you're alone all by yourself When you're lying in your bed Reflection stares right into you Are you happy with yourself? Stripped away the masquerade The illusion has been shed Are you happy with yourself? Are you happy with yourself?

[@jaylaeilish]

What a great night to shimmer down with a pumpkin spice candle, fresh steamy cup of hot chocolate while snuggled up under my cozy blanket and most importantly... another epic Slushy Noobz upload! Love to see the channel grow 😊 you guys are the best!

[@goobding3761]

Mmm! That sounds like a blast, do you have hot chocolate to share? Would you give me any if I was there? Or would you try to hurt me? Do you hate me….

[@andreadadog8809]

@@goobding3761please stop

[@surabhi7419]

Hmmm I noticed that the smiling emoji doesn’t show any teeth… so, Is that a genuine or inauthentic smile? Is there something bothering you? Are you mad at me?

[@milkamoussse]

​@@goobding3761I JUST KNEW YOU WOULD BE HERE

[@krystenkamai374]

I have never been a huge Game person aside from cod but after watching slushy noobz I’ve been influenced to play games like fnaf, Minecraft, and now unpacking. And it’s actually so fun. Except in Minecraft survival mode ppl always try and unsliced me to steal my stuff.

[@millmister]

“sock” “no, close tho, it’s an eraser”

[@intotherosegarden6479]

kafka next to the cigarettes is crazy but so right

[@emitomatopoo]

coziest video ever ugh I can't stop coming back to it... have my cozy chai chai

[@twipricat]

i also almost broke down when martin asked about the chamoy pickle tiktok kit

[@olluolluollu]

This might be the coziest video of all time

[@doit9times]

an hour long ep. we just keep winning.

[@tyyyy2298]

i love your guys videos like how there’s not a lot of editing and you don’t care if it’s too long or not i love the long vids, too many mr beast type vids lol

[@kayla-yo7nl]

2:00 THE SOUND EFFECT WHEN THE CAMERA PANNED TO HAMZAH 😭😭😭

[@lizziemurno63]

"its a dog whistle to the alt right" is killing me

[@amp4105]

Some people actually think that 😂

[@allisonhenson8160]

this is the first slushy noobz video youtube recommended me and it’s amazing seeing u guys grow so fast !! i love u guys

[@freyajada]

watching this and waiting for my merch to arrive 💪

[@yidmaster]

i can’t stop slushing everywhere😂 you silly noobz😂

[@mwon1673]

I NEED A PART TWO OF THIS

[@matysons444]

cant stop slushying over the fact that how great this vod is i slushy all day im happy thanks sloshay noobez! i love bras, i mean slushy bros

[@scarlettfeverr]

we need another cozy game night, ya'll should make a part two or play stardew valley!!

[@eggo5426]

HOUR LONG SLUSH SESSION LETS GO

[@katiekatie19]

I miss this intro with their merch omg I forgot about it

[@erinkate9382]

i unironically fall asleep to this video most nights

[@domm.]

this is y'alls best video so far. had me gigglin the whole hour

[@emitomatopoo]

love the cozy vibes wow so cozy. nothing more cozy

[@remytherat2175]

ty slushynoobz. im plastered rn and yall are helping me to not vomit on the floor bc of the chill vibes♥

[@loloseeghosts]

every time i’m sad i come back to this video

[@thatbish5504]

I cant tell if these two were really close friends or just a married couple 😭

[@CHANN3L_NAME]

I honestly thought they were dating for a while

[@zpxckirl]

Them calling the Simon says game …bop it….

[@zoewebster4014]

you guys look so golden retriever uwu in this

[@shaniah9322]

They’re so in love it’s crazy 😭

[@impugehenis]

this video healed my own trauma thank you slushynoobz 😊

[@chaizea9429]

i love coming back to this video, please do more cozy games!!

[@emilyelizabethlol]

“bras are the devil’

[@claudiadip]

I really enjoy this content 😭🙏 yall should do it live so we can have a sleepover w slushy noobz

[@zombielolzz]

54:04 LMAOOO THE SIDE EYE IS INSANE

[@anushkanag0613]

the way hamzah's eyes widened at the bra

[@boomshakalahalal]

this is nice and cosy with my bowl of porridge mmm cosy vibes

[@txckyzee]

21:00 chewing those lyrics 😍

[@infiresmaniac]

the thumbnail DEAR LORDDD HAMZAH

[@StasieT]

this was so funny mans, keep it up

[@emofbi4935]

flirtation is the biggest image of flattery

[@uhhhhhmm]

their gaydar went crazy on this one

[@maggot9570]

the way they’re blocking everything they’re doing in the corner is unironically pissing me off sm

[@trishaboter8421]

hamzah and martin you can actually hide something under the pillow if you click it it folds :D

[@SlushyNoobz]

Oh my god

[@lesli3._]

Bought the hoodie! The merch intro really does work!😮

[@freya_brry]

6:20 martin saying purple is a lesbian colour after hamzah literally said thats his favorite colour at the start of the video😭😭29:32

[@feebzmoulton]

Please bring back cozy game night it’s the coziest

[@joe-zr5eo]

pls continue this slushies!❤ i was so comfy i slushed everywhere!!

[@jimsonweed]

after edging all day this was just what i needed! thanks slushies