DONT be a mean girl in Episode

[@desdemoneee]

ik hamzah was scared af for popcorn reading

[@urmothermia]

THAT WAS VICIOUS

[@gw6905]

hamzah hate to see words coming

[@ebymunoz]

30:45 martin being the other woman this is heartbreaking

[@helengrugett]

i came to the comments for this.....

[@andrewgarfieldswife8734]

heartbreak in his eyes 💔

[@bwnnie]

the way his smile faded 😢😢... martin chan everything wikkl be ojayg ❤

[@justgoforit_2]

FRRRRR LMAOOOO

[@Tiredgutzzz]

11:26 hamzahs learning about gay people 🩷

[@junemwanz]

IM CCRRYINGGG

[@afigthatfalls]

"what da hell!?? 😧 WHAT DA HELL??!! THE BOYY 😟🫵..."

[@yuhyuh6429]

im gay but that caught me off guard too lmao

[@helengrugett]

denial is the first step

[@slushyoilers]

Me when I find out what gay is… Um guys??? What the sigma! 😅😅Demure alert!👅

[@addiehotdog]

we laughed with dsstiny. we cried with marge. we subbed with choicey. now, what will we do with banana summer? find out in this episode of slushy noobz

[@olivia-ml3kv]

I miss choicey

[@hematasje]

you sir are about to meet your dsstiny

[@Mastawork]

Thats poetic

[@isabelle2179]

this is so emotional

[@franciscoherrer722]

Yoóooooo

[@jadacam1838]

30:42 the chase slip was diabolical

[@blehhggg]

Them making the ugliest character ever kills me

[@blehhggg]

Oh James Charles ….

[@SN0WY5T4R]

hop off Banana Summer.

[@zandikhetwayo7444]

Banana Summer? More like Flop Summer 🥹🙌🏿🗣️😂guys please clap for me……

[@ryugujiken9748]

FOR REAL

[@n16701]

@@zandikhetwayo7444 * jumps up and down * is that good enough

[@vale-sz8dh]

hamster and martyr live their own lives like they’re playing episode with no diamonds left

[@physneurose]

CHUU 😛❤️

[@qqpqqwwvww]

​@@physneurose like strawberry rush❤😂🎉

[@ydele.2552]

Do you wanna release actual merch for 19 gems or release masks of your faces

[@khadijaxxx1628]

Martyr 😭

[@jaidenl-tx5vf]

​@@ydele.2552masks of your faces🔥🔥🔥

[@clementxnes8122]

19:11 THE WAY HE WHIPPED OUT HIS WALLET AFTER SEEING THE DIAMOND OPTIONS HAD ME ROLLLINNNNNN

[@samipook]

NOT EVEN HIS OWN TOO.

[@aloisflynn2003]

Not a minute in and Martin’s tongue is already out

[@sgt.peppers1952]

the beast cannot be tamed

[@JackieBot3000]

Hamzah sees an openly gay man for the first time

[@explodingbear]

does he not own a mirror?

[@mellcxny]

@@explodingbear WHAT

[@Can-x8k]

@@mellcxnynot the homophobia

[@mellcxny]

@@Can-x8k WAIT WHAT NO

[@elainaowenss]

may dsstiny rest in peace… she will be missed 💔💔

[@gummiibaer]

dsstiny will be mssed💔

[@hermosa888]

real🙁🙁

[@YasmineMinini]

She would’ve loved drew.. rip queen 💔🪽

[@Brookeisbettertbh]

its our dsstiny to move on :(

[@annabortion7527]

she met her dsstiny 😪😪

[@aleena001]

30:42 the fact he immediately smiled because he knew 😞😞. I can’t believe slushynoobzhamzah would do this to slushynoobzmartin.

[@jesslussier]

James Charles roleplay i cannot 😭

[@yuripilIed]

8:17 martin DESTROYS the MEAN LESBIAN STEREOTYPE amazing 💗

[@glowvxn]

He’s such an ally for us lesbians 🎀

[@beelieve7993]

my favorite part 🩷

[@maraahm]

this is too fresh i need to let this marinate

[@sk-zk3yw]

martinate

[@alien_x_cool]

me after busting in a tissue

[@ifredbenson]

@@alien_x_coolHELP ME

[@Jillickle]

You’re right

[@SizzlingSocks]

​@@sk-zk3yw im martin btw 🥰

[@evie9364]

Petition to let Mandy do the customisation

[@neofaeries9290]

OMG THEY BROUGHT BACK EPISODE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@zorospinksword]

THIS IS THEIR FIRST TIME PLAYING ACFUAL EPISODE😭😭😭

[@leila.8351]

OMG JAEMIN SPOTTED

[@vanessa-tn2ls]

Um it was chapters before…….🤬

[@neofaeries9290]

@@leila.8351 yasss

[@7dream4life]

NCT DREAM AND SLUSHY NOOBZ FAN SO REALLLL

[@alexizespinoza9570]

only martin & hamzah would accidentally create flashback mary on episode

[@rawgerr]

the montage was genuinely beautiful

[@radberryz]

right

[@soob127]

them slowly transforming banana summer into james charles 😭😭

[@clarahenley2647]

36:08 Martin really embodying banana summer here

[@CarlyRudolph]

LMAOOO this is good

[@joud8246]

the way he gripped himself in supporttt😭😭😭😭

[@monkeyman-kr4ih]

hemzah always falling for these in game characters bruh 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Heliieee]

Felt like a victorian man seeing woman's ankle when this dropped

[@at04]

chase looks so good here 😍

[@at04]

i mean marcus

[@503PM9]

WHOO

[@briannenguyen]

3:47 Already got Marty shaking some chicken cutlets bro

[@beefy.]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@Ladybugz99]

CHICKEN CUTLETS 😭😭

[@pedrosalles9273]

He be skipping leg days

[@mia96590]

@@pedrosalles9273😭😭

[@explodingbear]

i think you mean chicken bones 💔

[@peppermay7259]

they done turned banana summers into james charles😭🙏

[@Lmscats]

Emergency intercom just dropped and now this? This is like a child of divorce picking what parent to go to.

[@peepeepooopoo9]

LITERALLY.

[@cheynnamartin9948]

TOOOOO REAL

[@Friendly_420]

oooooo

[@aryaisawesome]

dw drew makes a feature in this one!!!

[@sopafria6039]

Is ei just a podcast or do they make videos somewhere

[@MadisonDeetes]

30:00 the way I was literally CRYING LAUGHING after the haircut makeup outfit change 😭what did yall do to her 🤣

[@fifi2192]

22:23 the guys name being marty as well is so perfect😭

[@rivverpebble]

hey just wanted to let you know that my aunt died of cancer today and this helped me feel a bit better. you posted a video and dropped merch on the worst day of my life, and somehow i could still smile! thank you sluhsy noobz

[@chhloeleighh]

im so sorry for your loss, i hope you’re doing as well as you can right now. sending love to you 💕💕

[@chichahydrangea]

sorry to hear that! i hope you are doing well now❤️

[@explodingbear]

Hope you're feeling at least a little better by now. take things one day at a time 🩷

[@angelin38789]

IM GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE FOR THIS ONE

[@yaminimadakamutil2113]

This gonnago platinium

[@glowvxn]

please make this into a series or i’m going to cry and throw up on the carpet.

[@yuhyuh6429]

5:58 IM CRYING NOT DEMI

[@rosculiadz]

3:52 “bro no one saw madame web” CTFUUUU

[@zandikhetwayo7444]

I watched it🥹

[@lookissmucus3707]

2:13 thanks for the shoutout bros

[@chaioatmeal]

thank god they’re back together i was having withdrawals symptoms

[@kiofiaa]

just got home from school and it’s freaking time to get SLUSSHYYYYY!!!

[@namjoonimthemantoo]

SAME

[@charlopoop8436]

3:13 why did hamzah fist bump this like it applies to him😭😭 they’re never beating the throuple allegations

[@Ghost-ep5fr]

36:03 Hamzah went to turkey came back akinator 😂

[@isabella_aaa]

32:48 LMAOAO DID HE LIE THO??😭😭

[@Youcanthandlemelaugh]

Slushy Noobz active era

[@el-of1vh]

Hamzah being FLABBERGASTED that a man crushed over drew is so funny

[@ellbell_88]

just got home from school with my meal on deck you guys never fail with the timing

[@HowNeatImImpressed]

I have to work for 3 more hours but I’m watching this on the clock 😸

[@lilacfields]

i don’t have class today so it’s perfect timing 🙏🏽🙏🏽

[@PaulinaFernandez-dg5rd]

hamza´s cursing in spanish 💀

[@andreasantiago3673]

I got embarrassed for him 😭

[@explodingbear]

now idk spanish but did he call my mother a whore...

[@TegeneYilma]

guys idk hamzah keeps wearing hats, I think its cause his hairline surgery in turkey is still marinating (cause thats the real reason he went to turkey guys, we all know, its ok hamzah dont be sad, embrace it 🤗😜😁)

[@Zahroushi]

Omg r u fr

[@loralycrissup9790]

@@Zahroushino he went to see family and always wears hats…they are also promoting their merch and the hat is part of it

[@AWAKENEDDEEJ]

@@loralycrissup9790 ohh way to ruin the joke...

[@90210joke]

@@Zahroushi its true

[@annadough5309]

15:34 FREAKYMARTIN SIGHTING

[@marialascencio]

9:38 im mexican and this caught me off guard lmaoooo😭😭😭

[@jesikoko]

REAL, THE TONE AND EVERYTHING LMAO 😭

[@eodarling]

ITS KILLING ME

[@Valerie-so7tu]

“Yo como tú culo” I WAS DYINGGGG

[@Andiswa-M]

I know a little bit of Spanish and this part KILLED ME😭

[@victoriaxo.]

BYE SAME

[@remytherat2175]

34:44 I thought james charles was about to say "I channel my inner artist" ...

[@totallynotjaiana]

merch drop AND an episode video in the same day the ladies are FEEDING US 💜

[@Ashley-bi6rw]

35:28 is the best part

[@cn1456]

33:53 MARTINS FACE HELLO

[@ElizabethRosebery]

Hamzah immediately pulling out his wallet when he sees gems IS SO FUNNY

[@animasol907]

I love how their merch is just clothing that already existed and slightly upsetting masks

[@Zipporahh]

36:00 literally has me ctfu 😭

[@weavesnatched7957]

the sound effect took me out badd

[@duckyworthy]

Hamzah's reaction to banana summer laughing is killing me 31:48

[@minipopzz]

16:44 took me out so bad i've been laughing for the past 15 minutes 😭

[@nyzeerb333]

“miguel go to class bro”😭😭😭

[@slushingmynoobz]

Im surprised they didn’t think about drew phillips when they heard “drew”

[@jayhouke]

subconsciously i feel like they probably did and that’s why they laughed but didn’t say anything

[@-crunckcore]

hanni supremacy

[@slushingmynoobz]

@@-crunckcore YESSS

[@madouvyvith115]

I couldn’t stop laughing at this, Hamza had PERFECT timing 😭 35:58

[@Santishany]

This feels like a reward for making it through the week ☺️

[@luvlerac]

28:55 whyd they make poot im cryinf

[@dom5319]

POOT 😢

[@brioed]

33:57 someone save hamzah 😭

[@savannahbanana79]

28:50 that look is scary

[@aurifina]

32:47 I gasped out loud when I heard that

[@devidocs]

As a sinjin drowning watcher, this is my first slushy noobz video. Let's see how this goes

[@bloop-gy9ss]

Same

[@ilovebeandoe]

I know that no one will probably see this comment. But I would like to say how much these videos mean to me. They always put a smile on my face, no matter what. I had a really difficult day today, my cats were … by a dog me and my fam was watching for a week, and no one was there when it happened, no one could save them. Which is the most horrible feeling ever as a pet owner who deeply loves their animals. One of the only things that can get a smile on my face is humor, it’s comforting. Slushy noobz really is my favorite KZbin channel I’ve ever had, I’m really happy to know I can enjoy watching videos like this and laugh along even if I feel like poop. Thank you so much for making the content Martin and Hamzah that can brighten my day even just by a little, I’ll forever be a slushie.

[@Howsueseesit]

i’m sorry for your cats ❤ and i’m glad you can watch slushy noobz and feel better 💐

[@ilovebeandoe]

@@Howsueseesit thank you 🙏

[@renoball]

BYE hamzah mentioning FFA just took me back to my freshman yr of hs when i was forced to take Agriculture Bio...

[@lilacfields]

no ffa was kinda fun though 😭 i joined my senior year bcs i had nothing else to do

[@yzzmi]

i want them to sell a baby tee with their faces on it

[@realencanto8317]

this encouraged me to turn my frown upside down as you see i experienced and all day lockdown due to living in america i appreciate such a post thank you susters

[@am00nda11]

22:39 HOW DID THEY TURN THE EXACT SAME WAY AT THE EXACT SAME TIME IM DYING

[@essesity154]

33:49 ew wtf 💀 what’s wrong w Martin

[@freddyfazbearboyfriend]

LMFAO

[@ew_matthew]

33:39 WHY IS MARTIN GOONING 💀

[@KenSuro477]

LMFAOAOA I DIDNT EVEN NOTICEEEE😭😭😭😭

[@gremlinsoupp]

you’ve got tuah be kidding me 😂emergency intercom & slushy noobz so epic 🙏

[@felisha9284]

I JUST GOT MY FOOD PERFECT TIMING AUYAYA 0:15

[@okaywhat11]

Same lets goo

[@sliqriq21]

I wish I was you rn

[@savannahbanana79]

I love whenever y'all play episode LMAOO and I love how they made her look like the nicest person ever when she's supposed to be mean

[@fatcat4642]

Im too drunrk for this rn LMFAOo

[@user-lw5ez6ic1d]

my sign to get a bottle

[@cereza5983]

Wasn’t going drink until I saw this comment!!!!

[@slushybo0bz1]

i wish I was drunk💔💔💔

[@strzwbzrry]

yall reading episode is my favorite thing ever

[@laufeyluv]

SLUSHED EVERYWHERE WHEN I ORDERED MY MERCH!! cant wait to cosplay as martin and hamzah

[@Andiswa-M]

20:46 “capture all that on your android “ 😭😭😭😭

[@dexxy4796]

why was martin so terrifying at the start there freaktin came out

[@hiba-yy5py]

8:15 hamzah not beating the bisexual allegations

[@amyyy077]

25:39 one question... why so serious🃏😂 new joker meme!😜Theyre so up to date😅

[@zaibaslusher]

is this satire

[@amyyy077]

@@zaibaslusher never

[@Omgkpopagain]

Them cussing in spanish was so unexpected LMAO

[@awwwyeeh]

the canon accurate outfits

[@look4livi]

hamzah calling martin chase is taking me outttt

[@charlottedelamo5928]

before they can stop me i will be fully kitted out in my merch, slushing to the highest noob of my frequency 😁

[@contract7744]

36:03 the sound effect sounded exactly like the sound hamzah made 😭🙏

[@Youtubeuser98293]

Justice for Miguel

[@victoriappineda]

36:51 martin still didn't say the sentence right😭😭 it doesn't need commas

[@remytherat2175]

im so upset that they made my girl banana summer into james charles

[@katbluedragon]

MARTIN SMELLING HIS OWN BREATH 😭

[@hazslade]

What kind gentlemen letting James Charles get some play

[@hyejuslover]

3:52 bro watched madame web 😭🙏

[@m4gically]

EPISODE??? i’m so excited

[@khadijahossain2405]

the way i need them to get to at least chapter 3 on a chapters story

[@ellabunnie]

why is it so hard for them to make the character look pretty😭

[@spudlvr005]

martin's looking extra scrumptious this vid

[@californiasmybody]

Kj Apa x James Charles 32:42

[@belladicanio5206]

hamzah’s reading skills 😍😍

[@stone111angel]

Just woke up.. and ready to slush.

[@ki57852]

the way fey told them to go back to the circus and their character fr looks like a clown lmfao 💀