Every Harry Potter book ever... "6000 points to Gryffindor since Harry Potter is breathing"
@Lorath3337 жыл бұрын
"That Longbottom boy survived another year, a thunderous slap on Darwin's face. Ten points to Gryffindor."
@mischabendall26807 жыл бұрын
TRUE THOUGH!!!!
@cricketbodine236 жыл бұрын
Catgirl0217 yeah
@thepottergirls41475 жыл бұрын
Me as a Slytherin:WHAT THE BLODDY HELL IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT GRYFFINDOR!!!!!!! Dumbledore:harry potter Me:*angry Slytherin nosies*
@purplehoodieproductions85054 жыл бұрын
To be fair, with all the shit that kid has gone through since his literal first year on this planet. Harry Potter breathing is kind of a huge feat. All the points to Lily Potter, James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Rubeus Hagrid, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, and countless others but MOST OF ALL: HERMIONE GRANGER! lol
@poingpoing118 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes, well done Slytherin. HOWEVER!
@nissas.55338 жыл бұрын
I don't think Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw have ever won the house cup. Slytherin always wins, and then the Gryffindors look at Professpr Dumbledore with puppy dog eyes
@Haley-ij3wb6 жыл бұрын
I agree the Gryffindors always lose but then they look all sad and Dumbledore starts with but recent events must be taken into account
@MashZ5 жыл бұрын
Bruh we Ravenclaws won 2 house cups in pottermore
@Burg7.3 жыл бұрын
yes
@SuperTed190212 жыл бұрын
Why do Hufflepuffs or we Ravenclaws *even try* with the point system Professor Dumbass has in place? Not to mention Snivellus with his cheating/favouritism.
@SuperTed190212 жыл бұрын
@@MashZ *Finally!* Sense and fair play has return to Hogwarts.
@bronwynarmitage21377 жыл бұрын
That end part "And 500 points to Gryffindor!" It made me laugh
@SwimBros25 жыл бұрын
Every Harry Potter book ever.... Harry:”Can you pass me the toast” Dumbledore: “3,000,000 points to Gryffindor!”
@CadetGriffin3 жыл бұрын
Harry: *puts his name in the goblet of fire* Dumbledore: 15,000 points to Gryffindor!
@badpiggies988 Жыл бұрын
There’s just no way the other houses could even begin to think they could catch up
@selenaramirez72768 жыл бұрын
Albus Dumbledore has something against THE BEST HOUSE
@premingergang10998 жыл бұрын
I have found my people
@swagmaster82837 жыл бұрын
Selena Ramirez true
@justanotherdeatheater66847 жыл бұрын
Selena Ramirez its probably because hes jealous of our power how awesome we are and that we win at quidditch .................most of the time
@petriqhor7 жыл бұрын
really, he gave all those points to gryffindor
@Musictree167 жыл бұрын
but he loves Gryffindor...
@ikittylovescake84258 жыл бұрын
I'm a Slytherin and I am very disappointed in Dumbledore, but it still made me laugh!😂
@Mia-qc9cn8 жыл бұрын
Same
@perfectharmony46768 жыл бұрын
WOOOO HOOOO IM A SLYTHERIN 💚💚💚💚💚🐍💚💚💚💚💚🐍💚💚💚💚💚🐍💚💚💚💚💚
@PandaGirl44508 жыл бұрын
ikittylovescake I am to
@noelles29648 жыл бұрын
RAVENCLAW PRIDE
@queenelizabeth40178 жыл бұрын
same!!!
@bravo-45988 жыл бұрын
Gosh I love this video so much. It's very well done. But recent events must be taken into account.
@haavisharutla13098 жыл бұрын
Bravo-4 " Wait wait there not even close" , "500 points to Gryfindor"
@abbytran15528 жыл бұрын
Hilarious AF BUT RECENT ACTIVITIES MUST BE TAKEN INTO MATTER!! Still Hilarious AF
@WaltRBuck8 жыл бұрын
LOL I just got done rereading this. Couldn't have been more timely. 10 points to Gryffindor.
@user-nf8qz3ei1o8 жыл бұрын
im a Ravenclaw but its realy dont make sence in the first year he gave 50 points to gryffindor because ron plays good chess!
@skadi67506 жыл бұрын
I am proud and arrogant Slytherin, but honestly...you know it was not literally for the chess. It was because he sacrificed himself. But sure, the points given to gryffindor were unfairly handled. Also we still rock even without the house cup.-D And Gryffindors are still just theatrical hero wannabees. (Just kidding, team Weasley!:-D)
@sunsetswerve52544 жыл бұрын
A true Ravenclaw wouldn’t have spelled since ‘sence ‘
@SuperTed190212 жыл бұрын
Albus Dumbass just wanted Gryffindor to win *so badly,* didn't he? Plus, humiliating the Slytherins while he did it. Screw playing by the rules at Dumbledore's Hogwarts as the headmaster himself makes them.
@badpiggies988 Жыл бұрын
We’re the house slytherins hate the least
@plebeixnn96425 жыл бұрын
"Neville Longbottom... 10 points to gryffindor!"
@faselblaDer3te Жыл бұрын
Can't argue with that!
@swagmaster82837 жыл бұрын
this is why I hate Gryffindor.
@mamamim61674 жыл бұрын
I'M IN GRYFFINDOR and yet I don't feel offered, but all the same I hate Dumbledore more for this. STOP PLAYING FAVORITES DUMBLES !!!!!!!!!! How are we supposed to feel any sense of accomplishment when we can't even earn the house cup properly without turning to the bloody headmaster, I'd rather gracefully admit defeat that this idiocy
@SuperTed190212 жыл бұрын
*Most overrated Hogwarts house ever!!* I something don't ever know what the house stands for as the other three houses have similar traits to it, especially Hufflepuff. What is it, they boast?
@SuperTed190212 жыл бұрын
@@mamamim6167 Finally, a Gryffindor talking sense about Dumbledore's system!
@yamothaisaverynizlady8 жыл бұрын
10 points to Dumbledoor, AVPM reference?
@bunzygaming53817 жыл бұрын
10,00000000000 points to gryffinpuff!! Fam u snaps GriffinPuff wins..
@DannyDevitoPNG7 жыл бұрын
What's AVPM
@SeizeTheDay957 жыл бұрын
AVPM - "A Very Potter Musical" it's a successful KZbin parody musical that launched a whole new fandom and 2 sequels "A Very Potter Sequel" and "A Very Potter Senior Year". All of them are on KZbin and I HIGHLY recommend them.
@xblazin_nationx44008 жыл бұрын
500 points to Gryffiondor XD
@swagmaster82837 жыл бұрын
999999999999999999999999999999999999 uncentillion points to Slytherin
@blackpitm6 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean from... Given to Gryffindor! (Promise I don't hate Slytherin, I'm just trying to be funny.)
@babylyn30948 жыл бұрын
🐍💚 Yassss Slytherin
@Brittnisworld7 жыл бұрын
600 points to RAVENCLAW
@zaineoakley55554 жыл бұрын
Take 600 pouts from all the houses and give them to Dumbledore
@SuperTed190212 жыл бұрын
*I wish!!!!*
@perfectharmony46768 жыл бұрын
I hate the way dumbledore gives Ron points for being good at wizard chess instead of incredible bravery
@SuperTed190212 жыл бұрын
*Just like he actually did in "The Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone!"*
@hufflebros43028 жыл бұрын
So true
@kathrynsmith98938 жыл бұрын
That was AWESOME!! I loved it! Thanks for giving me a laugh!!
@aliciakiefer91048 жыл бұрын
I'm a Slitherin and I'm proud
@capsicase8 жыл бұрын
Alicia Kiefer if you were a true slytherin you would know how to spell the name of your house correctly...
@professorphoenixia12457 жыл бұрын
Alicia Kiefer You spelt Slytherin wrong. Avada Kedavra!
@livestockenthusiast58884 жыл бұрын
capsicase okay there was no need to be rude. Everyone makes mistakes. You’re just being a jerk.
@SuperTed19021 Жыл бұрын
*At least* you are way better than bloody Gryffindor.
@MrKato-rl3lu5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Automatic subtitles: *_H a R e M P H o T o_*
@HansWurst1569 Жыл бұрын
"HOWEVER"
@soph_theloaf4 жыл бұрын
This is such a classic 😂 I love it so much
@autisticslytherin13158 жыл бұрын
I'm a massive prueblood Slytherin
@pineappleguy17578 жыл бұрын
wow this one actually reminded me of studio c good job you guys
@i_lt_mf4658 жыл бұрын
Lol, I love this so much. If I got it correct, I do love the point this video makes. I found it appalling that Harry broke almost all the school rules, snooped in on other teachers pasts, falsely accused Snape, exc. But instead of repercussions, what does he get? REWARDED! Fucking. Rewarded. Slytherin lost the house cup for that, and I think that's bull. Also, was Dumbledore planning for Gryffindor to win? If so, why the hell would he get the Slytherins hopes up, and then crush them as he changed the decorations and smirked. Seriously, what the fuck Dumbledore. And yes, I get it, Harry saved the Philosophers stone. But Voldemort still got resurrected! All he did was delay it! Also, how did Harry get away with not even a warning after assembling a secret group to go against the government? Dumbledore is the only one who took the fall for that. Plus, what did they accomplish, learning a Patronus spell? That's it? I'll stop ranting now, but I really think Slytherin should have gotten the house cup. Great skit, it really did made me laugh. ^^
@Mia-qc9cn8 жыл бұрын
Yah
@perfectharmony46768 жыл бұрын
WOOOO HOOOO IM A SLYTHERIN 💚💚💚💚💚🐍💚💚💚💚💚🐍💚💚💚💚💚🐍💚💚💚💚💚
@antarcticos49937 жыл бұрын
I-Like To-Many-Fandoms Well in real life Gryffindor would never get the house cup. Just think about it: A Slytherin uses their ambition to achieve their goal of winning, a Ravenclaw just does what they normally do and overachieves on everything allowing them a chance at winning, and Hufflepuffs are known for being hardworking/dedicated. Hufflepuffs might not get too many points, but I imagine that they won't be losing any. What does a Gryffindor have? Er... honor? Like their pride won't allow them to lose? What'll actually make them do well though?
@feliciakarosi47617 жыл бұрын
I-Like To-Many-Fandoms preach
@PeterTheMightyPygmyPuff7 жыл бұрын
I definitely think you should read Snape, by Lorrie Kim. It explores a lot of the Slytherin perspective on Harry and Gryffindor house's actions.
@connermccullock54085 жыл бұрын
I got a Freelancers ad before this!
@lillyffion29076 жыл бұрын
Love this so much!!!!
@spiderman1919198 жыл бұрын
love you guys
@katherinenewman80638 жыл бұрын
I am a slyherin and I want to kick Dumbledore The terrible
@triggerbug19876 жыл бұрын
SO. ACCURATE. UGHHHHHHHHHHHH Amazing job. 💚
@datrandomslytherin28576 жыл бұрын
#SlytherinPride #BadassChampionsAlways Really Dumbledore?? That wasn't fair at all! Let's just give Potter 15,000 points for breathing! *I must admit, I was dying over here 😂😂😂*
@sarasjoblom31698 жыл бұрын
Why are you so talented
@ahsokatano68528 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best things I've seen in my entire life
@johanna-hk6bc7 жыл бұрын
Any 🦁 here?
@rin_38908 жыл бұрын
Lol Dumbledore 😂
@shadowslytherin59992 жыл бұрын
Go slytherin
@perfectharmony46768 жыл бұрын
This is just so funny and WOOOO HOOOO IM A SLYTHERIN 💚💚💚💚💚🐍💚💚💚💚💚🐍💚💚💚💚💚🐍💚💚💚💚💚
@icouldntfindagoodname75907 жыл бұрын
I'm a Slytherin and this pissed me off I mean seriously
@SuperTed190212 жыл бұрын
And Dumby then wonders why you and your house hate him.
@the__moth28018 жыл бұрын
sounds about right.
@aldoskillz26916 жыл бұрын
Dumbledore ratted is Slytherins out😢 but it’s ok we Slytherins stand together
@SuperTed190212 жыл бұрын
*Dry your eyes, mate!* We hear ya.
@therealcjevans97996 жыл бұрын
Annnnd that's why I go to Ilvermorny.
@mynxie10278 жыл бұрын
lol once again my house lost to Gryffindor... but it was still funny
@sophiapoulsen7 жыл бұрын
Amazing i love this!!!!
@zaahidaali22836 жыл бұрын
No wonder Snape has something against that house. I'M A PROUD SLYTHERIN!!
@SuperTed190212 жыл бұрын
*At least* the man has some decency with his house bias. Unlike Professor Dumbass.
@savannahrbradbury7 жыл бұрын
Is this like the Studio c but before studio c
@fangirllifealways19167 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what happened!!! And people wonder why Slytherins aren't very fond of Dumbledoor!!
@SuperTed190212 жыл бұрын
Or Harry and his gang.
@luckywing2848 жыл бұрын
Hufflepuff's in second!! Well it's about freaking time.
@thomaswalsh45526 жыл бұрын
Actually laughed out loud at Neville
@adamkratos93237 жыл бұрын
And thus, has had the grant of many jokes of having no soul..TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINDOOR *LET THAT MAN CLAP*
@SuperTed190212 жыл бұрын
Dumbledore: "Harry is breathing=140 points, Hermione is smart=140 points, Ron likes chess=140 points, Neville Longshorts has an interesting surname=10 points. *Tied!* Ehhhh, Hagrid me ol' mucker was in Gryffindor=10 points. That's 470 points, *GRYFFINDOR WINS!!!!"*
@Mia-qc9cn8 жыл бұрын
This is awesome
@sunflowertea19027 жыл бұрын
I love this!💚 Slitherin for life!
@cameroncampbell66358 жыл бұрын
Our lives
@jadamcfp14 жыл бұрын
Hi! I’m a Slytherin too! And I’m a girl ! And I have got a twin brother Justin McCarrell! And he has got autism too! And I have also have got autism too!
@Stormsketch8 жыл бұрын
I love being a Slytherin
@h1930135 жыл бұрын
Was this the year Umbridge was there Gryffindor had zero house points by the end of that year
@SuperTed190212 жыл бұрын
I can't remember, but I bet Dumby coming back at the end of the year would have seen about that.
@pryntzessa52816 жыл бұрын
That's the truest thing i bave heard lately
@lucychristine74547 жыл бұрын
Sounds about right 😂😂😂
@aimitheneko64677 жыл бұрын
YES SLITHERN!!! REPRESENT!!!!
@davywach87506 жыл бұрын
Is that Tori from Studio C
@nohtopia7 жыл бұрын
THIS IS UNEXPECTEDLY FUNNY!
@ashnikfield42248 жыл бұрын
I never clicked anything so fast!
@kristopherbarker32828 жыл бұрын
my house has only 375 points!!!
@sangkoyi78058 жыл бұрын
kristopher barker same
@its_celestial7 жыл бұрын
Ikr!
@MittensZora6 жыл бұрын
Ravenclaw!
@SuperTed190212 жыл бұрын
Ravenclaw (my house) always come third/last every year despite our academic traits. We *would have* come a nice second in Harry's first year if the headmaster didn't just go and say "F**k the rules, I'm now making them."
@dinosaurgirlnotreally63677 жыл бұрын
"Neveil Longbottom....ten points to gryffindor" if that isn't me (Neveil is my second favourite character with luna being my favourite)
@pryntzessa52816 жыл бұрын
The end got me dead💚💚💚💚💚💚
@jamesoooooooo83898 жыл бұрын
Favouritism much?
@hetrogames64966 жыл бұрын
Im a gryffindor on pottermore but slytherin definatley should have won
@787ndorkycat36 жыл бұрын
I’m a slytherin on pottermore not sure how doe
@bradywanlin74268 жыл бұрын
Divine Comedy is awesome... 10 points to Gryffindor
@heathersmith40426 жыл бұрын
BUT RECENT EVENTS MUST BE TAKEN INTO ACCOUNT
@blusgaming18748 жыл бұрын
I'm here early :) And I love this video XD It's great!
@blusgaming18748 жыл бұрын
You guys are all awesome!
@alexzaytsev93688 жыл бұрын
Where my gryffindors at ❤️💛❤️💛❤️💛❤️💛❤️💛
@SuperTed190212 жыл бұрын
Turning to the headmaster to get you first place.
@tigger64558 жыл бұрын
I loved this 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@heidirose89788 жыл бұрын
YES my house won take that slytherin
@plainiack_arts40768 жыл бұрын
fite me Gryffindor
@darthmalevolence47988 жыл бұрын
Crazy Covers.... AVADA KEDAVRA!
@andjelostrbulovic6 жыл бұрын
Dumbledore XD
@MrKato-rl3lu5 жыл бұрын
*_A U T O M A T I C S U B T I T L E S_* Ten points: Jen Bones Ronald Weasly: Robert Winston Harry Potter: harem photos
@Whenever4267 жыл бұрын
Dumbledore : gryffindor with 30 pts Me: *takes off headphones and says : curse you gryffindor
@Whenever4267 жыл бұрын
But he let us win tho
@nicoleola7 жыл бұрын
PaulaCOOCOO14 gfy
@HuflepuffFangirl7 жыл бұрын
Dumbledore you a hole! LET SLYTHERIN WIN 4 ONCE! GEESH! #Slytherpuffpride
@SuperTed190212 жыл бұрын
Dumbledore: "Never!!!!! I'll make Gryffindor win even if it kills me!"
@jiazg7 жыл бұрын
I'm in hufflepuff
@xxt0th34rkxx86 жыл бұрын
I'm a Slytherin yet I am annoyed by Dumbledore I give him twenty points that was awesome
@lthahahaha51107 жыл бұрын
Hey thats not fair
@emvlyjade7 жыл бұрын
U are hating on gryffindor
@athenamidnight1354Күн бұрын
I love Hufflepuff I’m in that house
@daravila8 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing
@daniellemoonstar69477 жыл бұрын
This is so funny
@daffodil-lamentations7 жыл бұрын
I heard some dude yell 'Suckers!' about Ravenclaw at the beginning and I was like 'oh yeah? You wanna dance?!?"
@rileygifford76457 жыл бұрын
I'm a Hufflepuff..... I guees Dumbledore was being loyal?