Small Town Rumour Mill (Part I) - Agricultural Failure

[@philjohn5337]

Just like Alberta oil patch, "If you you haven't heard a good rumour by 10:00am. Start one"

[@brucekirk5081]

I grew up in the time of party phone lines. Neighbor Jenny knew everything that was going on and made sure everybody else did too.

[@NLJosh83]

Just like various forms of social media now

[@tatlowtimes]

Ah party lines. Funny now, not so funny then. LOL And who remembers waiting until 6:00 because long distance was cheaper. :0)

[@pelosishammer]

When I was young, back in the 70s and early 80s, my grandparents’ phone was one of those old wall hanging crank phones where you had to hold one piece to your ear and talk into the microphone built on the box. When I wanted to call my grandmother, I had to call the Nova Scotia operator and get her to put me through to 9 ring 2. And everyone could listen. LOL!!

[@Mr.majic_cracker]

The ol party lines. Hilarious times

[@NXS07WesternStar]

Our Neighbor's name was Helen...

[@danw6014]

Don't forget the instigator who stirs things up and sits back to watch the fireworks like he had nothing to do with lighting the fuse.

[@outbackcountry512]

A.K.A THE CHITT DISTURBER ! Those that stir said pot should lick said spoon several times

[@theowl3909]

Best way to spread a rumour is find the local gossip and say" Make sure this stays between us''📣😂

[@carolinesoles4848]

You, Me and the Fence Post!! 🤣

[@outbackcountry512]

Never going to happen to just keep it Q U I E T !

[@mikea6065]

Coming from a small town in SK, you are bang on, every single time

[@sourdoughdougyukon]

Some folks come up with more stories than Walt Disney !! That's fer sure ..... great vid Quick

[@jocelynholowaty9265]

Dam near spit my coffee out when BMA said he polished that turd long enough lmao! And 🎯 with the bitemojos lmao. Can't wait for the single life in a small town, don't forget to add being related to half the town 🤣🤣

[@wolfmaan]

I grew up in a rural community in Ontario. Watching your video was just like growing up. Thank you for another cinematic masterpiece!

[@QuickDickMcDick]

Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for watching! QDM

[@563maren13079]

"I've been polishing that turd long enough"......HAHAHHAHAHA I about Spit my coffee out!!!!

[@Vintagevanessa99]

Gosh we need your humour in these strange times. Love the posts. Regards from 🇬🇧

[@sarahbilling2456]

I've lived in this same world - we use to share a "party line" for phone service - and our neighbor was always listening in. Now it's half the story told via texting. Love your posting!!

[@byronlaws7193]

Quick Dick, I heard ya smoked a hydro pole with the tractor this morning. Complete write off. Hope you're okay Bud. Give us a shout when you get out of the hospital. ;)

[@notpoliticallycorrect4774]

Bang on. Except Saskatchewan doesn't have hydro poles, you impostor.

[@jenniferostero7358]

Best part of small town life is driving around to check out people's "christmas lights" in December... when really we were just going around to see who had the most taxidermy hanging in their front rooms. Looking forward to your small town dating life installment! Being raised in NE BC... I'm sure it'll be a hoot to watch!

[@kbjerke]

Good on ya, QDM! Made my morning!

[@kayejaye261]

Thanks for your great sense of humor. Making you smile on a subject that really is frustrating.

[@lisabarnes8601]

💯% on the mark! I'm in tears on this one!

[@kevindaly8265]

You are so dead on with this one, can't wait for part two.

[@denisewildfortune4058]

I needed this today! Thanks for my QDMD fix! LMAO!

[@GosselinFarmsEdGosselin]

What were you thinking?? Phone and radio silence!!! Move to a different field, deny ever being near the pole.... LMAO 🤣 😂 thanks for yet another great Monday morning chuckle!!!! BTW, snagged a guide wire with the furrow filler on the disc once. Damn those lines can dance!!! That was 30+ years ago.. the cable is still laying on the ground 🤣😂

[@QuickDickMcDick]

Hahahahaha top of the morning to you Mr. Gosselin!! QDM

[@GosselinFarmsEdGosselin]

@@QuickDickMcDick good morning QDM!!

[@lolabuttons]

OMG you hit it on the nail with this one! Thanks once again for starting my week off right! Can't wait to see part 2

[@mattpalmer2398]

Holy crap!!! Amazingly true! Thank you for putting words to it! I yanked a powerline with the cultivator!!!!!

[@oldesarge]

Oh shit.....how I love watching these videos!

[@QuickDickMcDick]

Thanks for watchinh friend! QDM

[@markquiring7296]

Great video Quick Dick!!! I grew up near Dalmeny by Saskatoon , the rumours always were spreading well seasoned you could say! My Parents sold the dairy operation of their farm in 2000 and about month later a neighbour ran into my dad and Said Hey Doug! Heard you are working at Saskatoon Livestock sales, My Dad Say’s I am???? The neighbour said well that’s the news at the coffee shop in Dalmeny! 😂 a little bit of Sask rumour mill a little bit of coffee shop row! Enjoy your videos and please keep them coming!

[@jeffboles3267]

Been polishing that turd long enough time to sink or float. Priceless!

[@alexe1707]

Great video. Got to love small towns

[@michaellemieux9401]

Small towns, where everyone knows what you're up to before you do. Even after I moved away, my dad was congratulated on my engagement when he went to the garage. That was an interesting phone call, considering I was single at the time.

[@christinebraithwaite4145]

Totally true. Used to have to go to mom and dad’s on the farm to see what I was doing. Mom always knew before I did. She’d always be mad at me before I had a chance to explain myself. I’d be like, “who the hell told you that?!” So and so did. She saw you. “I haven’t seen her to tell her anything for months!!” So then she gets on the phone, WHILE I’M STILL THERE, and proceeds to ream out said rumour spreader. From then on, she would ask me first if a rumour she heard about me was true. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I miss that crazy old lady. 😔 Great video, Quick! Makes me hate Monday’s a little less. 👍🏼

[@darrendeak1503]

Awsome video as always !!! Keep em coming my freind !!!!👍👍😁

[@exploringabandonedmines]

Outstanding production and content!

[@Mr.majic_cracker]

This is also how factories work. Spot on! Always look forward to Monday for another qdmd video!

[@tonylisowski8306]

That's right up there with a factory Rumor Mill

[@lostinactionable]

Equipment operator of 15 years.. this is pure gold.

[@ShortbusMooner]

Ahhhhhh, yes- nothing like knowing everybody's business. Even if you didn't want to.. *;)*

[@zoeycasa6497]

Dude you capture rural life perfectly!

[@tatlowtimes]

Oh my goodness. So true. The scary thing is that there was no cell phones when we were growing up and my mom and dad still knew what I was up to. Usually BEFORE I did!!!!! (And so nice to see rumour instead of rumor. Ah Canadiana.) :0)

[@brenscott5416]

That is the most Saskatchewan line if conversations I've heard in a long time. Damn accurate too, almost scarily so

[@brianshell4111]

I one time was walking next to a road because they just chip and sealed it and instead of walking on the tar and having the stones stuck to my feet I was about 2 feet off the road. By the time I got to my grandma's , when I walked in she was cutting up peaches to can them she told me to come over here and take my hate off....... I knew right then... She asked why I cut through a certain person's property instead of walking the road like I was told to... I not once ever was more than 3 feet from the road but by the time it got to her I had cut through a pasture , climbed over a gate and left trash in the field...... We are talking in 30 minutes it went from me not wanting tar on my shoes to climbing over gates.. so I hear this and it brings back memories of my grandma cutting those peaches. I miss her so much.as an adult I would just sit and watch her do her thing in the kitchen. I thought it was rough on her wasn't untill I got older I realized taking care of the. 50 of us is what she lived for. But I never left the road , even though I told her that I don't think she ever completely believed it lol

[@markdodson4267]

QDMcD... You are good. Thank you. M

[@matttaylor8434]

Another great video!! Can't wait for the next!!

[@duanethomasdirtpile5737]

The good old rumor Mill is like a grass fire it starts small the next thing you know what the whole fields on fire You always make a bad day a good day sir appreciate the laugh

[@carolinesoles4848]

Ha ha ha Quick Dick!!! That is the exactly the same as that game we played as children, what was it called?? Pass the secret or something?? Only on a much larger scale!! Can’t wait to watch part 2!!!

[@darrenfurlong8639]

Lmao. Too funny!!!! Keep up the great work always makes me smile!!!!! BMA!!!! Too funny

[@brentbarnes1865]

"sounds good talk to you later bye" ...Thats hilarious.

[@QuickDickMcDick]

Glad you got a kick out of that nugget!! QDM

[@timminstraprs2169]

Love the work you put into these videos quick! And that beard is epic!! 👍✌️🇨🇦

[@scarface-39]

This is pretty spot on Mr Quick!!!👍

[@roselenalaferte1036]

I love this video! Keep up the good work.

[@kenwalker4203]

LMAO you can't do anything but love the shit outa QDM and BMA you guys are frickin fantastic on so on the Mark with every topic

[@QuickDickMcDick]

He is quite the beauty!! Thanks for watching my friend! QDM

[@kellingtonlink956]

Remember before cellular phones everywhere? The classic Party Lines or ‘busy’ signals have become a thing of the past. Now... you can be moments away from being ridiculed or laughed by friend/buddy/brother within seconds. I like the first call, especially... hilarious. Thanks for another well done video.

[@kellingtonlink956]

I can’t wait for the next two parts. The suspense is killing me.

[@kellingtonlink956]

Btw. Nice Bunny Hug....consider merchandise sales as an additional revenue stream.

[@kellingtonlink956]

You’ve got a Cool Handle. I appreciate the merchandise information (it makes sense).

[@greywolf-lindsay]

So funny! And so accurate!! Its exactly how it goes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@buckthrusthorn1104]

Nothing worse than having to miss Prairie Farm Report!!

[@thcenterprisellc112]

Great video I love how you tell it like it really is ! Can’t wait for the next yank !

[@tomfarquhar2883]

But it's so much fun to tell the mill some BS just to see what comes back 😂 in our town if u fart at this side you've full on capped your pants by the time it's at the other side 😁

[@tomfarquhar2883]

@Skjeren Kristjenson 🤣 my phone has a mind of its own and thinks it knows better 🤣🤣 yes crapped was the expression I had hoped for 👌

[@zawadafarms7402]

Another great video, Did you say the old lady is gonna loose her crayons? Oh Quick, still laughing 😂. Actually I just broke a fence post off the other day with the loader while trying a stupid maneuver and I lost my crayons in the process!🤬

[@jamiebryce8755]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Another great one!!! That was my attitude too get as close to the power poles that were so inconveniently placed in the middle of the damn section and get as close as possible to the fence lines (weed control) utilize all land!! 🤣🤣🤣😉

[@caddydaddy6728]

Yup happens the same everywhere lol

[@chrisretusn]

You just got a new subscriber. Watched your interview on Conversations That Matter

[@fritz4359]

This is the reason Facebook hasn't been popular here, we have done this for ages already!

[@whitecrane3714]

Brother in law just got home after getting a warning for doing a California stop at the only stop sign in town and the phone started ringing about why the new RCMP gave him a ticket when he was born and raised there? He explained quickly that it was a warning and that they not burn the station down. He had to explain same to wife as she threatened to take away his golf drinking money until the ticket was played for. Would not have believed it if I wasn't in the kitchen drinking coffee and watched it all, was there for nephews graduation.

[@kimberleygirl7533]

Didn’t tear down the whole 10 miles of line?? Damn. Opportunity lost! 🤣🤣🇦🇺🇨🇦

[@brianshell4111]

I've watched this 3-4 times now and it still makes me laugh because it's not fiction haha

[@av8tor261]

Tugaske, SK. If you don't hear a rumour by 10 AM you best start one.

[@rodmackinnon8497]

What good would gossip be if you couldn't add to it . . . Cheers.

[@Tan-F]

Can't wait for Part 2 🙄 oh boy 🤣

[@dugdugpotatobug7050]

Got my t-shirt and hoddie in record time!!!thanks buddy 🤠

[@QuickDickMcDick]

Thank YOU for supporting QDM! Hope you like them!!

[@lauriewilson4016]

So much bad in the world bro..you act very responsibly ..very good work..bringin the heart back into frequency..

[@skippenstones7808]

U son of abuck Quick! Very subtle, framing of Case in the shot. Hahahaha Nicely done Guy.

[@kimwatson1354]

Lmao ! Exactly ! It’s not what you see , it’s what you hear! 😂

[@geoffsikma8957]

BMA may have not hit that particular power pole but there are plenty of others that may have got red or green racing stripes on ‘em. I left my mark with the raised box of a 5 legger dump wagon on the roll up door at the Co-op. Geez.... I needed to steady’er from the gusting 80 click cross breezes. Rumour was milling ops were done for a month.

[@Zach-ju5vi]

Oh I love watching prairie farm report.

[@rosssikorski7085]

Love it! Watched my grandpa tag a power pole with a vertical till didn’t take it with him tho just had to push it back with a loader tractor and put some dirt around it😂👍🏻

[@QuickDickMcDick]

Hahahaha VETERAN move!! Thanks for the comment! QDM

[@rosssikorski7085]

Quick Dick McDick Amazing content, keep up the hard work Quick Dick.

[@KathySarich]

Sounds about right, the news always makes it back to town before you do, and it's always portrayed as being worse than it was. Lol!

[@MrDeadhorsefarm]

You expect us to believe that Case could pull a drill AND break a power pole off...without the turbo crapping out? Lol, thanks for another great video,

[@tykellerman6384]

Another classic got the harrow in the fence once tried backing out slowly broke the knuckle father-in-law was not happy😂🤠👍

[@rodpasichnyk9140]

4:23, HAHAHA, priceless, too funny all of it, thanks for making me laugh, in today's world, cheers!

[@ESCOTCH]

This is so true. Can't wait for part 2 as a single guy... gotta get the hairdressers in there somewhere too QD

[@bc30cal99]

Once again sir, you make me laugh and bring up some memories of my youth. Someday I'd love to swap stories with you over a beverage. If you ever get out the Okanagan, I'll buy. The stories aren't exactly ones that the statute of limitations might have run out on... what with them tearing down statues now and all one has to be careful, no? Stay well sir.

[@QuickDickMcDick]

You can buy the first, QDM will buy the second and so on and so forth haha Take care my friend, QDM

[@duncandmcgrath6290]

After hearing the neighbouring farmer brag about his fancy tile drainage for his grain fields .... then sending him a pic of his Galloway herd trampling it from a failed electric fence , the rumour mill cranked out the baloney . Subsequently, a determination was made over coffee in the tractor shed that the herd was mistakenly abducted and returned by an interplanetary cattle hauler ..... this has been a source of humorous discussion and rumour for a nearly a decade .

[@MikeyB00o]

is the PFR even on still? Im out in AB and havent seen it on for years. BTW this is also the same concept at work for the gossip train

[@notelling8240]

Lmao ....... I'm afraid this applies to Kansas in the states as well. :D

[@timothyleger4385]

I heard that HAZMAT had to be called out because of all the DIESEL, and Hydraulic Oil on the ground !! 👁👁😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣You bout full time COUILLION(pronounced COO-YON) YEAH !! That's Cajun for a couple tons of brick shy of a full load, not all there up in the brain !! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😛😛😛Keep up the great videos QDMD !!👍👍🤣🤣

[@QuickDickMcDick]

Hahahaha!! Hazmat for sure LQDMAO!! Good to see ya again Timothy! QDM

[@timothyhume3741]

If that's a Sask power pole you guys need to come cut some hay at my place in BC. Cheers and thanks for the laugh.

[@donhurkot2703]

one of your best videos lol

[@grizzlyk10089]

Awesome as always quick lmfao

[@monkeywrench8990]

All too true. Once it hits coffee row multiply that scenario by 100 times. And if you have ever managed a community pasture in sask multiply it by thousands or better. Great job on gormley's show on Friday by the way.

[@GrampiesWorkshop]

How's she gioin'? This is so true!!! You nailed it to perfection. BTW, if I miss PFR I get pretty pissed too!!! LOL Can't wait for part 2!!!

[@QuickDickMcDick]

Always great to see you here Grampie!! QDM

[@Yukoneze]

ha ha ha ha...sounds just like our community up here in the Yukon!....lmao

[@realobiewan2918]

Just moved to a small town about two years ago. Everything in this video is 100% factual.

[@Nova.1971]

LOL Love it and how true this is!!!!!

[@anthonywall5227]

Thank you

[@windmillfarms2845]

lmao small town livin' when i watch corner gas, i can't help but feel like i'm looking at a reflection of my own community haha

[@KarenHoltonTV]

Awesome!

[@DiamondHeartRanch]

WHAT!! LOL Just found this channel. Hilarious

[@QuickDickMcDick]

Glad you found it friend! QDM

[@DiamondHeartRanch]

Quick Dick McDick your doing well with your channel. I need some of your humor. Love it.

[@AJXR6T]

Haha. So many of your videos are applicable to Australia 🇦🇺 Well accept the frozen paddock part 😂

[@QuickDickMcDick]

Thanks for watching down under my friend!! QDM

[@lilmikeyab]

Haha.. I totally get it.. I grew up in St.Paul alberta, well, a small farm a few miles north of it.. I know how rumours fly.. it's almost sad

[@marilynerickson4979]

Sounds like the locals in Thamesville Ontario!

[@jimscales8054]

That's a no crapper...heck I used to have to go town just to find out what I was doing

[@andrewanderson5297]

This is like my friends BS'n each other.

[@drmiles7546]

LMFAO ... I think I peed a little laughing so hard ... Man you made my day ...... BTW they shoot canoes don,t they ?

[@jxavier3876]

Uh oh

[@LightsSirensandMore]

Your videos keep me laughing 😂

[@meh-canics9628]

🤣🤣🤣 love the ol small town gossip