SMARTPHONES and PASSWORDS | Stand Up Comedy by Gaurav Kapoor

Bahut phone aur password aa gaya hai jindagi me..In do cheezon se kilse hue manushya ki kahani..
Written and Performed by: Gaurav Kapoor
/ gauravkpoor
Credits:
Venue: The Habitat - Comedy and Music Café
Video Recorded by:
Dishang Popat,
Vivian Castelino,
Harsh Shah
Live Audio Recorded by:
Swarada Bodas
Siegen Moopanar
Editing, Sound Mixing and Mastering: Aseem Mathur, Neona Films

[@GauravKapoor]

Upcoming Zoom Online / Live Show details are as follows: *India - Online Show - 31st Oct* - in.bookmyshow.com/events/gaurav-kapoor-live-online-sitdown-comedy/ET00145818 *North America - Online Show - 7th Nov* - Message on insta for ticket link ( People from Aus, NZ, Singapore and other countries can also watch as per their time zone. You'll get your time once you click on the link. For any queries, message on insta) *Delhi & Gurgaon - Live Show - 15th Nov* - Tickets will be up soon..Message on Insta for ticket link *Vlog Channel* - kzbin.info/door/rxLfAJy4cbNk-Yo_7aCduQ *Will add more cities soon. Check this space or follow on insta* All the shows are of about 1 hour & 15 minutes. See you :)

[@Navyguy]

Gaurav where is the previous video? I shared it with many of my friends & family. All subscribed to you ! *IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST STAND UP PIECE IN INDIA EVER PERFORMED !!!* why delete it ??

[@vishal_kalra911]

My tatti first😂

[@SanjaySharma-vc8bm]

actual mein yehi problems hai passwords ki..😂😂

[@shikhilrane]

Indore bhi aao kabhi

[@abhishekrathour5741]

Testicals wali remove Ku krdi?

[@snipesinghgaming9766]

2 OTPs coming together. The struggle is real🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@craveleaks8102]

Hahaha.

[@kunal8551]

Ananaya pandey jitna struggle

[@ohhmynoor]

"Dono ek saath aa jate h" that was fucking relatable 😂😂😂😂

[@KrishnaGupta-vn2cq]

y

[@amanlalwani3343]

I swear, its the most annoying shit ever

[@saxena.apoorv]

YYYYYYES

[@sapandream]

Exactly 😂😂😂😂🙏

[@elevensphere6854]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@mukesh87iitb]

It seems Imran Hashmi has started stand up comedy... 😂 😂 😂

[@mdmoghisuddin8297]

Yes,Because career failed due to hair loss🤣🤣

[@mukesh87iitb]

Lol

[@Shreyapreaches]

I was about to say kailash kher

[@akshat3825]

Kuchh bhi.

[@afreenhussain3532]

this made me laugh so hard!!!! ;))

[@kiWi-ob1yr]

I learned one thing from the comment section that every delivery boy gets ₹5 on 5 star rating woahhh didn't know that

[@chendu1721]

thanks for ur comment i also learnt from got to know from ur cmnt

[@piyushkaushal1753]

Hmm!! Nice...

[@rudrasaha245]

Swiggy me 10 rs deta he 5 star ke

[@pragatianant5724]

Nice yaar

[@mohammedhaneef9386]

@@pragatianant5724 hi

[@rishabhrajsingh283]

This guys cracks me up every time...zomato mein login kaun underachiever krta hai...😂😂😂😂

[@mtanaysarkar2]

login nahi hack..

[@siddharthsingh2538]

Bhai cards ke details save hoti hai isliye password hote hai

[@Sumit_S]

@@siddharthsingh2538 true that

[@yashkhandha]

@@siddharthsingh2538 bhai tu comedy dekh raha hai. har chij ko serious mat le :P

[@siddharthsingh2538]

But logic is logic

[@bhavikadhiman5562]

This video taught me that bhindi is known as okra in eng. ( in subtitles) 😂😂

[@kalashtrivedi4327]

Ladyfinger?

[@raunvk]

@@kalashtrivedi4327 bhindi : okra/ladyfinger baingan : brinjal/eggplant/obergine shimla mirch : capsicum/bell pepper 1 veggie, multiple names

[@kalashtrivedi4327]

@@raunvk are you virgin.

[@codeWithHarsh01]

@@kalashtrivedi4327 wtf 😂😂

[@anandsagar1351]

Scientific name of bhindi is okra.. In English we can call it ladyfinger

[@santoshmitra3934]

Totally relatable. I almost got a stomach ache laughing. He should have talked about picture captcha. That would've been a killer. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NISHANmusic]

I was dying to hear about that

[@santoshmitra3934]

@@NISHANmusic :-)

[@waterexpert4993]

Me was also expecting tht

[@chivasgoodlife]

3:40 That creepy expression... 🤣🤣🤣

[@nileshthakur6417]

You forget New Captcha:- ◻️I'M NOT A ROBOT

[@monsterinsideus]

Click the boxes of fire hydrant 😂

[@himanshidiwan8603]

Exactly🤣🤣🤣

[@amalzuhair4495]

It’s so stupid click pictures of bridges itna grainy pictures hai ghanta nahi dekhta bridge kaha se dekho

[@bhawyasingh6417]

Exactly yaar.. 🤣 it feels so stupid to click on the pictures.

[@smexify_7]

That's y he's not that good.

[@TheSeacadetcorps]

That # waala punch was osum😂😂😂. Bohat hi deep study ki hai🧐🧐... Osum😍

[@user-Vickywins]

Wo to bilkul relative tha " Ek sath 2 otp wala " 😂😂😂

[@mc06gaming25]

Relatable*

[@bharatikumari525]

Hnnn damn true!!!!

[@dakshchugh3043]

Relatable hota h shashi tharoor ki thook

[@hakimkhatri]

Relative means rishtedaar:lol🤣🤣

[@piyushkhonde124]

The password was 000.. 😂😂😂

[@Navyguy]

You definitely are the *next big scene in India* , Your comic timing is off the charts 👍👌🏽

[@GauravKapoor]

Thank you :)

[@allentiwade1564]

Truly agree

[@shubhamnagargoje3163]

Iske pichle stand up nai dekkhe kya? He is already big. According to me at least.

[@hiteshrao3076]

lol

[@chandanmishra311]

Bhai tujhe national emblem use karne ka hak kisne diya jo tu apna DP banae baitha hai. 🤬🤬🤬🤬

[@souravnath3951]

He looks like a mixture of emraan hashmi and tusshar kapoor.

[@puneethere1]

🤣😂

[@uthrasatagopan5952]

Ek hi comment mein itni beizzathi

[@puneethere1]

@@uthrasatagopan5952 bezati ki baat nhi hai. Miss Uthra. If you wana more conversation then u can wts ap. After that i will delete my number. I'm from Punjab. I really want to talk any non Punjabi girl. Please if you can

[@puneethere1]

Will delete my number from here

[@riyaswaroop2872]

Exactly right? Lol was about to post this same fucking comment until I saw yours

[@kshitijkumarsingh515]

who came here after NO BALL

[@yourbuddyak3677]

Meee😂😂

[@gaurichande8768]

Mee 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dipeshnegi4282]

Me

[@BadassBobY]

5:23 **Audience are not unlocked yet**

[@kingcobra4417]

Gaurav: names video 'smartphones' Also gaurav: plays Nokia tune at the beginning 😂

[@dineshkhanna8317]

Bro extreme level of creativity. You look at things from a different perspective.,🙂👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿

[@thomaspegu]

That's true he is amazing

[@bharatikumari525]

4:39 dude, I died laughing😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cnh007]

The whole set was so relatable , especially OTPs and when 2 come together ! :) One of my fav stand up comics !

[@abhinavsingh.92]

Yes, I like that he is different from the other comics in this sense. His content is almost always relatable, especially to those coming from the middle class!

[@arunitsingh3518]

Really i have experienced the same 😂

[@drkb392]

*Well Mayb u just judge a Zomato delivery boy as a person who just gives u ur Theli..Bt trust me . They are much more than that.They Wait fr ur food in the hotel and try to escape traffic and deliver u on time.Even during rainy days they wear raincoats and deliver..And 5 star rating gives dem Extra 5 rs ..So Pls rate them 5 star..They will get Rs 5 extra..Have a nice day.*

[@jairamchandani5329]

Ek bar Maine zommato se order kiya sala aaya nahi or order karne ke one hour bad usne order pick up karke ghar chala gya or waha se cancel mar diya. Mujhe raat ko sukhi roti khake sona pda or woh mera khana lekar chala gya.

[@khalidmirza1950]

They have opted this job, don't play victim card every where

[@drkb392]

@@khalidmirza1950 Lol .its nt playing a victim card..neither dey are any sort of victims...Its just..we should not think dem as sm1 who just give us our Thelis..thats it.

[@arunsharma-zb1ed]

lol.. and everyone knows that... maybe u mis judged him

[@lilith666line2]

@@khalidmirza1950 this guy didn't play a victim card he told what happens in the background And most of the deliveries are actually perfect People are still too much of morons to give them the 5 star rating even when they deserve it (Zomato, Swiggi, Uber and food panda) give them the 5 star they deserve.

[@zeeshanshariff8347]

This guy is amazing! I would rate him as one of the top 3 stand up comics currently in India. Content and delivery is top notch!

[@tejpatel849]

'#'Was extraodinary 😂😂😂

[@ravindrashinde9329]

U hv lightened up my gloomy mood this morning!! Many wishes!!😊

[@DS-tz1jt]

Same here bro

[@kamranwasifify]

After noon hota hai!

[@tafreehbaazkanpuriye]

Same her e bro.. Literally😂

[@Harjit122]

This guys always come up with superb content. 👌🏼😀

[@diptimanroy2062]

I feel you should upload some new videos every week! I watched all your videos so many times and laughed every time. One of the best standup comedian

[@riyaswaroop2872]

Thought sooooo

[@tanishqtiwari6314]

5:46 I died laughing

[@pavithranravichandiran6720]

That hash (#) getting a job at instagram was a good one!

[@shanusinha4679]

True😁

[@themilemunchervlogs9618]

Just FYI: every 5 star rating gives delivery boy Rs 10 :)

[@shalomjean3]

Oh is it? Thanks ..didn't know that. .

[@robertasilva5800]

shalomjean3 .cvguygggvvggy54rrddddderdxxx thmklp99

[@GokuHindustani]

Shi me

[@kalavidaon-line4551]

@sbcontt YT n1gga if you don't know how they are paid just don't talk. 1 order gives them 30 ₹ so there is no fixed salary and 10₹ extra for the 5 star

[@varunlakhani4834]

this so far the best one I have ever seen and heard .

[@thakurvansh1351]

when did emraan hashmi leave kissing and joined standup comedy?

[@dreammweaverr]

Vansh Singh 😂

[@TravellersVlog]

😂😂😂😂

[@createx367]

🤣🤣🤣

[@aayushaneupane5242]

Vansh Singh I thought kailash kher stoped singing and started comedy.

[@saurabhdusane2165]

Your dialouges seem to be soo easy and you are delivering them like a cakewalk. But seriously man, hats off to your creativity and research. Specially the "Captcha" part. You have a view which noone else has.

[@MasterHarshMishra]

Wasn't having a good day and then this video happened. I have always admired good observation and dialogue delivery at the right time and Gaurav seems to have mastered it. All the best Bro! Nailed it. Much Love ❤

[@MrMania-nw7bj]

5:55 this double Otp case is relateable

[@nishantkumar6924]

Wow..... I've never seen anyone with so good sense of humor

[@Himanshusingh-sj1ie]

I literally can relate to this whole episode... And so may more can.

[@avalokitesvara1989]

Hilarious . relatable. Superb delivery. One of the best Indian comedians!

[@sahilbeast700]

One of the best video in my life. Its really amazing.

[@JayThaker]

One of the best ever takes on tech. Who would have thought a simple topic like passwords. Kudos man!💯😂

[@mikhilbhujbal8746]

Theres one more... Spot the images with traffic lights 😂

[@lovishgautam5363]

Which one of these is a store front?

[@JamesRodriguez10783]

There will be one image which will be confusing as hell . We will be like “is it traffic light or ice cream flavours ? “ 😅

[@priyeshsinghai3664]

pain

[@priyeshsinghai3664]

and find the fkcing stores images which look like garages

[@missthakur7103]

Mountain and hills😂

[@PriyankaMadaan]

01:25 so relatable yar 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mohammedhaneef9386]

Hi

[@eqtathadani4088]

Bohot creative... Bohot funny... Ekdum relatable.. Maza aa gya

[@tanyasehgal4316]

My god I laughed so hard on this video... All the jokes were sooo damn good... Hahahahha !!!! Hilarious video.... Thanks Gaurav !

[@batuljawar]

1:48 when he smile he resembles IMRAN HASHMI😂😅😂😅

[@fitwithmohit06]

great observation brother.❤️

[@batuljawar]

@@fitwithmohit06 thanks

[@tanuj002]

really.... i was searching for this comment

[@vineetnaik3125]

Haaa yaar😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆

[@kreativepulp8760]

I see it. Yes, he does. 😍🤩

[@Ihavenosubscriberyesss]

As a software developer i will present these concerns to our community

[@terabaapsmjha8969]

I like your name *Elon's child name

[@niralimehta13]

U deserve more subscribers..ur content is awesome and u r really funny..👌👌

[@debasmitanayak1965]

U simply made my day... Just awesome sir

[@mohammedhaneef9386]

Hi

[@reenamohanta2994]

I also forgot password of my notes app which had all my paswords for other apps .... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I started writing in a small diary after that incident .....😋😋

[@shubham8105]

tm pgal ho🤣🤣

[@wilsonsolomon48]

😂😂

[@shanusinha4679]

🤣🤣

[@karanunplugged1]

Bhai at 5:30 i was literally in Tears by laughing, mere sath itni baar hua hai na, 2 2 password ek sath, aur me pareshan phela dalu k dusra, aur wo Sala dono bhi accept nai karta

[@sheebeee5044]

This was tooo good man😂😂😂

[@smitsshah21]

I think this is was the best set of yours till now. Really laughed and enjoyed.

[@123funmasti]

Bhai superb yrr. 🤣 Your bencho adds more flavour and tadka to content. Keep doing great bencho. 👍😄

[@avneetkour4184]

Cheers. Hope it's the first comment. Love you Gaurav. Captcha was so relatable.

[@shuddhgrg1299]

U so hilarious bro. The way u speak n laugh urself, is just amazing. Please don't stop making videos. U r another level. I just luv u

[@himanshumadan8374]

This is forever gold.

[@kusumchoudhary6470]

Omg😂! Totally loved it ❤️. Crowd was indifferent initially but later caught pace👍

[@richabhardwaj1196]

This is so relatable dude... thanks man for making us laugh

[@VivekShahFilms]

When you're happy you don't always have to be laughing, and when you're sad you don't have to be crying; sometimes it's the opposite. You laugh when you're the most upset.💕🤣🤣

[@KandidReviews]

And i wait for my otp to come while i watch this video! What a brilliant coincidence! Tooooo good

[@centralperk8712]

This video is sponsored by *Zomato*.. Brought you by *Swiggy*. Nice video Gourav.

[@hussainwala5195]

Daily struggles of our lives ... narrated hilariously .. 😄

[@nishantmane3993]

3:31 Emraan Hashmi Lite🤣

[@arjunray5275]

Brilliant... Mind blowing script!!! This is too funny.😂

[@teenajha]

Password pe standup!!! U r a genius!!! So funny 😂.. come to Canada please

[@deepnx]

Total Original amazing content ... was bored of the usual stuff by others .. Thanks ...

[@narendraaryan2761]

Watching after years. Still fresh & solid punchlines. Gaurav born for standup

[@sebastinesos]

Every line can be a punch !! I salute your comic timing . 😂

[@yourshiva1]

My goodness... This is REAL COMEDY..... I haven't laughed like this in years.... Thank you Gaurav Kapoor Sir..!!! Thank you... :-)

[@Monika-gb1if]

Using surname 🫣 India bolta

[@gurvindrasingh1281]

After kapil Sharma u have a good sense of humour as well... God bless you brother 👍

[@jonbikaku6133]

Bro such a funny set and also a very interesting take on how ordinary people feel about security. Ye saari cheezein, like strong passwords, captcha, and even otp are very important and actually still very very hackable. For example when you talk about being tired of OPTs, this is currently being used to send victims a fake OTP which they enter in a hacker's website that lets the hacker access to their bank accounts etc. Stay safe and keep making us laugh bro! Love!

[@seemapathak7010]

Osam video....☺️☺️☺️ Bahot hard...😊 Has has k jabde dukh gae yrr. Seriously u r so funny😂😂

[@shwetaprakash5801]

im laughing so hard fell off the bed rolling around in laughter..😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kumarthecowboy]

rofl

[@shwetaprakash5801]

@@kumarthecowboy keep rolling lingo teacher..

[@mohammedhaneef9386]

@@shwetaprakash5801 hi

[@shivalidhameja6114]

What an observation Gaurav. So relatable. Now I find this OTP and password problem funny. 😅

[@shievamshreyas9242]

You seriously have this next level humour

[@PurpleMoon31]

You are awesome. I couldn't stop laughing. Your material is always so relatable and delivered perfectly. Keep it up.

[@shivanidave8534]

Tabhi me sochu Starting me zometo ad kyun nhi tha😂

[@mohammedhaneef9386]

Hi

[@srijandokania9827]

Who else also didn't know that "Bhindi" is called "Okra" in English before the subtitles at 0:44 ??

[@INDIANBEA5T]

Just you. Sab gawaar nhi hotw

[@srijandokania9827]

​@@INDIANBEA5Tyour comment speaks a lot about your education!

[@INDIANBEA5T]

@@srijandokania9827 surely it does.

[@ashk3275]

Hilarious! Awesome content, amazing timing and spot on delivery. One of the finest stand up comedians ever!

[@shivarathi3780]

Well done bro, every time, you rocks ✌️😃

[@eramnaz258]

6:34 min of continuous laughter... Grt set man..... Loved it

[@anshulmaurya6769]

Bro I count myself lucky because amongst all my friends, only I've seen that Missing testicle video and now it's not available on KZbin 😂😂 . That video was so good.....please reupload it or do something bro 😂😂😂

[@Ruchikidunia]

Mene aadha hi dekha tha bs😢

[@anshulmaurya6769]

@@Ruchikidunia oh no...it was more fun in the second half 😂😂

[@chiragpassi1554]

Yup

[@nehaldesai5653]

I see so mane time

[@vishnus3173]

Loved it man... From kerala

[@nikulkaneriya5620]

Your stand ups are amazing. i keep waiting forr new ones. thoda jaldi banaya karo bhai

[@rohitkurian9858]

Keep up this good work of adding subtitles for all the upcoming videos u upload tq😇

[@puneet007iias]

🤣🤣... Ur timing is superb bro👌👍

[@sohan-IA]

This is the only Indian comedian who selects unique topics for comedy

[@rythamkaushal7578]

Gosh!!! 😂😂😂Literally having tears of joy

[@riteshtapase8714]

Enjoyed each and every punch line. You and gupta ji have great comic scene. Thanks for make me laugh.

[@aakritidaksh3568]

This two password scene is too real!!! Hilarious

[@mohammedhaneef9386]

Hi

[@neelimabisen2120]

Your sense of humor is really 👌 great..😂😂😂

[@nishasingh6023]

This is the one of the best comedy video on KZbin.... I never laughed that much... Constantly laughing in every second of this video ... And the great thing is you can watch on repetition and still you will laugh....

[@mohammedhaneef9386]

Hi

[@fdrshubhamsingh9841]

*Bhai video bahaut acchi thi 100 marks but thodi length bdhao video ki* mja aa gya😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pvriderup13]

That was awesome Gaurav 👌✌️🤘🤟👍👍👍 you are my favourite stand up comedian , Love you bro

[@deedee-1915]

Gaurav - You are best. Amazing joke variety and strong research! Too funnny..loved it.

[@MrPrachi02]

You are best of all stand up comedians...your comic timings are amazing..If I have to laugh , I have to come to your channel.

[@kkush8577]

I was legit filling a captcha when he cracked the joke

[@muskansharma-rj5qf]

One time password ek time pr do relatable dude awesome

[@rooh.ulamin]

behtreen , behtreen bro...chaa gaye aapki observational humor

[@ayshazahid5625]

Simply relatable. Full of fun.